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05x06 - Abandon Ship

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Car Masters: Rust to Riches". Aired: September 14, 2018.*
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The colorful crew at Gotham Garage overhauls an eclectic collection of cars and trucks, trading up to a showstopper they can sell for big bucks.

05x06 - Abandon Ship

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[tense dubstep music playing]

She's a solid car.

Only thing is, it's a theft recovery.

That's why part of the stuff is missing.

Okay.

[Shawn] So, here's a big question.

It's theft recovery,

but what about the title?

Is it salvage title?

I've got no paperwork on the car.

The guy that dropped it off

to me on consignment

bought it at a police auction,

and he's still waiting

to get all the paperwork.

I just wanted to make sure

you guys seen it first.

Obviously, there isn't

a lot of parts missing,

so they didn't get too far

in stripping it down.

That's a good thing.

[Mark] What's the price on what's left?

Right now, he wants $60,000 for the car.

So, 60 grand.

Is that contingent on a clean title?

Sixty grand's contingent on a clean title,

but we're gonna have to wait

about two weeks

till the guy gets the paperwork.

If it comes back clean, it's golden.

[Nick] Graham selling this car

on consignment for another owner

makes this deal slightly muddy.

He's obviously still waiting

on some important information.

Plus, even though

Graham is acting as the broker,

the owner of the car

will have the final say over the sale.

But 60 grand's a steal for a Ferrari.

And if we can make all this work,

profit margins on a project like this

are gonna be insane for us.

[music building]

[clicking]

[whirs]

[engine stalls, revs]

So, obviously, what's left of the car

is in really good shape,

but it definitely has

a couple hiccups in it

that could be potentially pretty big.

So, uh, do you mind

if we just have a sidebar real quick?

-I understand. Let me know.

-We wanna have a short conversation.

Well, that's a tidbit of information

that goes a long way.

[Nick scoffs] Just a little bit, huh?

Look, Ferraris are my world, but I

Salvaged titles, theft recovery,

that's that's not my thing.

On a car like this, man.

That's the big if right here.

I mean, we don't know

the history of this car.

You know, this car could've came

from a chop shop.

This could've been owned by a drug dealer.

We don't know.

[Mark] Look, I can see both sides to this.

These theft recovery vehicles

can be a gamble.

I can look for other Ferraris.

I can find something similar,

but 60 grand is a steal.

I mean, it is a steal.

[Mark] But if this title comes back clean,

and that's a big if,

this could potentially be

the most profitable car

we've ever built and sold at this shop.

I mean, when it's all said and done,

we might be able to make

100 grand on this project.

I think the best thing to do

is just ask Graham,

"Can we have first right of refusal

on this car?"

And then we just make it

contingent on it's a clean title.

To me, that's worth holding out for

and at least waiting to see

how this all plays out.

[Graham] So, where you at, mate?

Well, we love the car.

You know we're gonna love the car.

-But the big deal is the title.

-Understood.

If it comes back clean,

we're absolute buyers.

Can I ask a favor?

Can you hold the car for us?

Give us first right of refusal?

When you get the paperwork in,

if it's clean, we own it.

With a consignment deal,

I don't have 100% control

over what the seller does with the car,

but I'll do my best.

That's all we can ask for,

if you do your best.

-All right.

-All right.

You got a deal.

[upbeat music playing]

[Mark] Even though

we're unsure about whether or not

this Ferrari deal will go down,

I still wanna be ready

if and when it happens.

Sixty grand is a smokin' deal

for a Ferrari,

but 60 is just to acquire the car.

If we're gonna modify it

and put our thumbprint on it,

that ain't gonna be cheap.

-Thank you.

-[Graham] See you.

[Mark] I'm guessing,

when it's all said and done,

between the purchase of the car

and what it's gonna cost

to finish the build,

we're gonna have

about 100 grand into that build.

So, rather than go out of pocket

for the whole thing,

I wanna help fund

this potential Ferrari project

by building another car.

Fortunately for us,

we still have vehicles left over

from that massive Tesla trade

that we did a few weeks ago.

62-5 would have to be my final price.

-You got a deal.

-Good deal, man. Thank you.

And one of those cars, a '69 Chevelle,

is already primed and ready

for a Gotham Garage overhaul.

Come on. Let's get this thing

back into the lift area.

Lift. There we go.

It rolls pretty nice.

[Mark] Yeah, it's a pretty damn good,

rock-solid car.

-What's up, you guys?

-Hey.

All right, so,

what are we doing with this?

Right now, it's not about this car.

It's really about something else.

It's way cooler than the Chevelle,

even though the Chevelle's pretty cool.

Nick found us a Ferrari.

-Get outta here. A real one? A Hot Wheel?

-Really?

No, no. It is a Ferrari 360 Spider.

It's a great car, great condition

-[Caveman] But

-[Constance] There's a but coming.

It's, uh, missing a few parts.

It was a theft recovery vehicle.

This whole deal is contingent on that

the title comes in,

and it's clean and clear.

And he said that'd probably take

about, what, two weeks?

About two weeks, but the price is good.

It's $60,000.

-Wow. For a Spider?

-[Mark] That's an absolute steal.

But that's still a lot of money, $60,000.

I've never bought a Ferrari, but

That's why we got this Chevelle.

'Cause the Ferrari deal,

it's not a sure thing.

But if it happens, I wanna use

this Chevelle to fund that project.

So this car has gotta be worth

at least 60 grand when we sell it.

Plus, this Chevelle will be a safe bet.

So, we build this car,

and if the Ferrari deal doesn't work,

then everybody's still gonna get paid out

on a $60,000 build.

It's a nice Chevelle

and everything, but 60 grand,

that's gonna take a lot of high-end work.

[Mark] Absolutely.

That's why I'm gonna

turn this car into a badass RestoMod.

Oh yeah.

[Mark] Ever since we brought this car

into the garage,

I knew it was screaming to be a RestoMod.

A RestoMod is basically a classic car

that looks vintage on the outside,

but on the inside,

it has all of the creature comforts

that you would get from a new car

straight from the dealership.

It's like the best of both worlds.

And RestoMods are one of the most popular

and valuable cars

on the restoration market today.

To get 60K for the '69 Chevelle,

we're gonna start

by modernizing the inside.

We're gonna rip out

that old dash from 1969

and replace it with a dual screen,

digital touchscreen dash,

one of the most advanced touchscreen

devices you can buy for this car.

We'll also freshen up that 383 motor,

so it'll drive like a dream.

On the outside,

I want this Chevelle to have

completely sleek and streamlined angles.

We'll shave down

all of the metal tip to tail

and make it look like a b*llet.

Then we'll add

a super sporty rear diffuser in the back.

Then in the front,

we'll give it a race-inspired chin spoiler

coming off the bumper.

And, of course,

we'll slam it to the ground

and give it big old wheels and tires.

And then, finish it off with a clean

and glossy royal blue paint job.

In order to make that happen,

Tony and Constance, I want you guys

to take the lead on this car.

You guys know this world.

You know exactly

what a buyer's gonna want.

-We got this.

-[Mark] And, Brian,

you stay here and help them out

with any fab work

they're gonna need on this car, all right?

Sounds good.

Since all the profit from the Chevelle

is gonna get poured into that Ferrari,

we're gonna need another project

to get everybody paid in the meantime.

So, Jake, Caveman, and Shawn,

meet me over at Gotham

and I'll line you out on our next project,

and you're gonna love it.

It's gonna fill your sails with joy.

What? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

I don't think I like this at all already.

[Mark] You're gonna love it.

[upbeat rock music playing]

[music ends]

[Caveman humming]

-[Caveman grunts]

-Are you kidding me? Not again.

[Caveman barks]

What are we gonna do with this?

-[Caveman] Come on, Shawn.

-Oh, I'm in.

-[Shawn] You weren't here last time we

-[Caveman] Oh, that boat was cool.

[Shawn] In the back of my mind,

I knew this was coming.

This pontoon boat is another vehicle

that Mark grabbed in the Tesla trade,

and he was just waiting

for the right moment

to dry dock it

in the middle of the shop and tick me off.

[Mark] Caveman, give me a hand here.

[Caveman] Now I gotta go to work.

Bye, guys.

It's not that I hate boats.

I just don't like selling boats.

We did a Corvette-inspired boat

a few years back,

and even though

I eventually tracked down a buyer

Shake his hand, will ya?

-You're on the water, and I'm on the way.

-[chuckling]

we made a deal by the skin of our teeth.

[creaking]

-What's up with that?

-Two-for-one sale.

I thought were just building a boat.

Nope. We're gonna take a car and a pontoon

and we're gonna make a cartoon boat.

It's a car and a pontoon. A cartoon.

-[Caveman chuckles]

-[groans] You're serious, right?

-Dead serious, Shawn.

-[Caveman laughs]

Right now, we need some money

to start coming in real quick

until we get

the big return on that Ferrari.

No, no. Wait a minute.

It's never that easy.

-It's always that easy.

-I know No, no, no.

No, you're confusing it with

that Corvette theme boat we did.

That's a whole different

kind of clientele.

These people that love these pontoon boats

like to go on the water and party.

And the whole thing is

who's got the baddest one out there?

The one that's not the same

as everybody else's.

Shawn, he's still traumatized

from the Corvette boat,

but this is gonna be

the easiest sale of his life.

This boat's practically gonna sell itself,

and something tells me

Shawn knows exactly where

to get a buyer for a party boat.

I've seen you in action,

you cruising this thing around

with some beer in the cooler at the lake,

trying to find somebody to buy it.

That's gonna be a rough day in your life.

-[all laughing]

-Wait a minute.

[Mark] Does he not look like

the kind of guy who spent the better part

of his twenties and thirties

on a party boat?

Hell, I think

he even lived on a party boat

at one point in time in his life.

This is his world. Trust me.

This is a vehicle we already own.

Would you rather we go out

and buy another car right now?

That's what I thought.

This is gonna be a lot easier to make,

and guess what?

You could sell it

all day long for 35, 40 grand.

Pontoon boats have always been

a staple at any lake,

but nowadays,

they're some of the hottest party boats

you can buy.

People will pay good money

for a tricked-out pontoon,

anywhere from 30 to 40 grand.

And, lucky for us,

the crazier the pontoon,

the more money you can get.

To turn this pontoon boat

into the ultimate party boat,

we're gonna rip off that roof

and mount the VW bus body on the deck.

Then, to fit the car body,

we're definitely gonna have to relocate

the boat steering console.

We'll move it to the front,

so it looks like it's driving the VW bus.

We'll also give the boat a new interior

for a super comfy party experience.

On the exterior, we'll give it

a classic Volkswagen paint scheme

to make it

a one-of-a-kind cartoon pontoon.

The longer we stand here

and talk about it,

the more time

you're taking off my clock to get it done.

[chuckling] I think this is gonna happen

whether I like it or not,

so I'll, uh, call around

a couple of my old lake buddies,

see if I can sell this thing.

Alright, why don't we

get this thing torn down.

The only thing we're not gonna deal with

is the steering console.

We have to figure out

where that's gonna get moved to and all.

But everything else, let's get some tools

and get this thing torn apart.

Cool.

[heavy rock music playing]

[Caveman] I think this build

is gonna be super cool.

I just love these weird projects

that Mark dreams up.

[Mark] It's gonna be so cool

with a Volkswagen bus on it

motoring around on the lake.

Then Shawn's gonna eat all his words.

But it ain't gonna be

as easy as Mark thinks.

I mean, we're putting a VW bus

on top of a pontoon boat.

What could possibly go wrong?

[tool whirring]

-[Jake] Whoa, whoa!

-[Caveman] That'll wake you up.

[producer] All right. Everyone okay?

[Caveman] Dang, what a ride!

A project like this, will it go smooth?

Will it work?

It'll work. I guarantee it'll work,

but will it go smooth?

Let's pray to the car gods that it does.

-Not bad for a half day's work.

-Yeah, I'd say so.

All we gotta do now

is get that bus body mounted up on here,

and that's gonna be the task for tomorrow.

Cool. So, can I throw Shawn off the boat?

[Mark] You can't throw Sean off the boat

because I'll do it first.

[Caveman] So, it's a race

to throw Shawn off the boat?

-[Mark] That's the game.

-[Caveman laughs]

[music fades]

[Tony] You guys see what I got?

-This is the AEM digital dash.

-[Brian] Does everything.

So this is about the most advanced dash

that you can get.

It's not exactly plug and play,

so we have to figure out how to make

the sensors talk to this digital dash.

But first, I have to figure out

how to fit it in the car.

So I'm gonna design up a new dash insert,

and I need you guys

to start on the sensors.

Okay.

[Constance] This isn't gonna be

the Tesla all over again, is it?

[Tony] In theory, no.

We actually have instructions

for this one.

Plug to question mark?

That's pretty funny.

I hadn't seen that page.

-Plug to question mark.

-[all chuckling]

[Constance] Chevelles are super popular

muscle cars when it comes to collectors.

So turning this car

into a RestoMod is a great idea.

[Brian] How's this one go in?

-[Constance] What is it?

-It says "fluid."

[scoffs] Which fluid?

I don't know.

But because RestoMods

have kind of exploded in popularity,

there is such a high standard

for this style of build now.

People go absolutely wild on RestoMods.

And to make this car worth 60 grand,

it's really gonna have to be on point.

-[Brian] Ugh

-Ooh!

-Did it get you? sh**t! Totally got you.

-[laughing]

[Constance] We have to create something

that's worthy of that price tag,

but Mark really wants this car finished

by the time they hear back

on their Ferrari paperwork,

so we only have

about two weeks to pull it off.

It's a pretty typical

Gotham Garage dilemma.

[Tony] Let's do some math.

Fourteen, three point five.

[Constance] Tony, how's that dash coming?

[Tony] Pretty good. I just have a couple

more pieces to design on the computer.

-And then I can start cutting.

-Cool.

[Tony] For this digital touchscreen,

we can't just install it

in the original '69 dash

and call it a day.

One, it won't fit.

And two,

that '69 dash is just super-outdated.

[machine hums]

[air hissing]

So I'm custom designing and building

all new aluminum dash inserts for the car.

This new dash needs to be

the definition of the RestoMod style,

a modern look that seamlessly integrates

with the old-school aesthetic

of the Chevelle.

Nice. This dash works perfectly.

So, tomorrow, we've gotta

actually wire these screens up

and get them to work with the car.

[Constance in sing-song] Sounds good.

[exciting heavy rock music playing]

[music fading]

[Shawn] Lefty, check this out.

Pontoon boat

with a VW bus right on top of it.

-[Lefty] Come on.

-Is that crazy or what?

And that's why I thought about you,

and I'm thinking, man,

who would this boat fit more perfectly

than Lefty, the partier of all partiers?

[Lefty groans]

-Are you

-Respect. I appreciate that.

Now, look. It's true. Back in the day,

I used to frequent the lakes around here.

We all used to go to this one crazy spot

called Skinner's Cove.

And let's just say, they used to call

old Shawny Boy the skipper.

If we had this kind of boat

back in the day, we'd be loving it.

Oh my God.

You got my wheels spinning now, sir.

[laughs]

-Yeah, some fun stuff.

-Too much fun.

So, I'm figuring,

if I call a couple of my old lake buddies,

that'd be the easiest way

to unload this pontoon party boat.

I mean, does that sound like

something up your alley or what?

I hung up my captain's hat

a long time ago.

Oh, Lefty.

Life's changed quite a bit.

That guy just, uh He only comes out

when the full moon is out.

If you're talking about a floating party,

you're wanting a boat like this,

am I right?

Uh, I don't know, Shawn.

Forty grand for a boat.

That's a huge chunk of change.

I don't know if I can do it, brother.

I'd probably get k*lled by my wife, man.

-Married? Oh my God.

-[upbeat music playing]

I figured

I'd have this thing sold by lunch,

but, clearly,

this ain't gonna be that easy.

-[Trevor] Hello.

-Hey, Trevor. What's going on?

It's the skipper.

[music stops]

The skipper Who?

-Shawn. Shawn Pilot.

-[music resumes]

Right now, Skipper's having a hard time

getting the boat out of the harbor,

if you know what I mean.

We're only talking about a 40 grand boat.

I don't know if I'd even have time

for a boat like that.

[Shawn] But I'm selling this boat,

come hell or high water.

So my next step is to hit the road

and go straight to the source.

[anthemic music playing]

[music ends]

So, the big task for today

is to get that VW body

mocked up on top of that boat.

And then we can figure out

where everything else needs to land.

-[Jake] Cool.

-[Mark] Especially that steering console.

-[Jake] So let's just get after it.

-[Mark] That's what we do.

-[Caveman chuckles]

-[upbeat rock music playing]

[Mark] Let's hope the bow don't break.

I don't think that the original

manufacturer of this pontoon boat

ever thought someone would be crazy enough

to mount a Volkswagen bus body on it.

Needless to say, we'll have to make

quite a few adjustments.

[Caveman] Oh, my toes! Just kidding.

[Caveman chuckling]

[Mark] But if we can pull this off,

a VW bus is the perfect vehicle

to transform this pontoon

into a cartoon pontoon.

-[Caveman] How you doing, Captain?

-Yep, this is the perfect height

to cruise sitting down.

I'm happy with where everything is.

I'm gonna put all the marks on the floor,

and then we can get this body off of here.

[Jake] Cool.

VW buses are super popular right now.

If we can marry

these two vehicles together,

we should be able to maximize

the value of this thing.

-[music ends]

-Okay, this is perfect.

This is exactly where

I want the steering console to sit.

All right. Well, that's a

-[chuckling] problem.

-[Jake] A little short?

[Mark] The steering cable

is not gonna reach the outboard motor.

So can we just get a longer cable for it?

I don't think they make a longer cable.

The whole point of my design plan

was to make it look like you're sitting

in the driver's seat of the bus.

But when we moved up the steering console,

the steering cable ended up being

way too short to reach the outboard motor.

If you can't connect the two,

you basically don't have a working boat.

I think we're gonna have to make

some kind of custom extension

off the original cable.

It's gonna be some kind of funky thing

to make this thing turn.

Do me a favor and go turn

the steering wheel to the left.

[mellow music playing]

All right, so left is pull.

I think we all knew

that the steering might be an issue,

but I know Mark.

It's gotta pull to go that way.

Push to go that way.

He's like the garage version

of a MacGyver.

So what I'm thinking is,

I need a a cantilever, right?

And then that cable will hook to here.

He's very determined

to figure out a solution.

To turn left, this pulls,

which will make that go this way.

And that's how you make the boat go left.

-[Jake] Cool.

-All right. See, you know, uh,

I'll get Tony to make me this.

I'll get a few measurements.

And then we'll just meet back here

and continue forward.

-Let's do it.

-Cool, cool.

-[Jake] Sounds good.

-All right.

[upbeat rock music playing]

Got everyone's favorite toolbox.

Oh no.

[chuckles]

It's wiring time.

All right. We have our dash built

and our sensors connected to the engine.

So what we have to do now

is hook everything up to talk

and make sure

it all is connected and runs,

but there are a lot

of freaking wires in there,

so we're gonna have

our work cut out for us.

Yeah, you know,

wiring, that's my thing now.

[Tony] This dash we're installing

is one of the most advanced dashes

that you can install in a '69 Chevelle.

All right, so here's the one

for the temp sensor. It's white.

[Tony] Okay, I got it.

It has the ability to track sensors

on every part of the motor and the car.

-[Brian] You ready?

-[Tony] Yeah.

Got it.

And this touchscreen stereo

is gonna give us a ton of modern upgrades.

It's got Bluetooth.

It's got hands-free calling.

It has all the features

that you would want in a brand-new car.

Half of these are hot,

so I was testing them.

They're not capped off.

So this is fireworks waiting to happen.

What we could do is just hire

the guys that stole that Ferrari.

I bet they're good at this stuff.

Go for it.

[Constance laughs]

[Constance] Obviously, the intention

with this Chevelle is to sell it

and use that profit to fund

our potential Ferrari build.

But that's really the key word

is potential.

[mellow music playing]

We don't know anything

about this car's history.

I mean, Mark, Shawn, and Nick

don't even know if the title is clean.

-[engine rumbles]

-[Mark] That actually sounds really good.

[Constance] Listen, building a Ferrari

would be really cool for the shop.

Not only would it end up

making us a ton of money,

but it would also be

a big step in the right direction

with Nick and this new business venture.

Alright, I got those two.

We only got 400 more wires to go.

-No. No, no, no, no, no.

-[chuckles]

[Constance] The good news is,

if it doesn't work out,

we still have a very desirable car

to sell with the Chevelle.

It will be a super slick RestoMod,

and that itself will have a ton of value.

[Tony] All right. Let's see if it works.

[power humming]

[Constance] Is it working?

Nice. I got a I got a gauge.

Display's live. Stereo's live.

[Constance] Well, that looks cool.

[funk music playing]

-Good deal, guys. We got it working.

-[Constance] Yeah.

Uh, I just have to get this

tidied up a little bit

and put the dash in, and, uh,

we can get started on the body mods.

But first, Mark asked me

to cut some steering pieces

for the boat on the water jet.

Then I can jump back over here

with you guys and finish this up.

-[both] Sounds good.

-All right. Good job, guys.

[exciting rock music playing]

[music fades]

Today, I'm on the hunt for a buyer

for our pontoon party boat.

So I'm heading to

my old stomping ground, Skinner's Cove.

Now, look,

I haven't been down there in years,

so I have no idea what it looks like now.

But this used to be the spot.

I'm figuring if I go down there,

shake the tree a little,

something's got to fall out.

I just hope it doesn't get too out of hand

because, uh,

when old Shawny boy sets sail,

things get rowdy, if you know what I mean.

Hey, I got a question.

Is there anybody here interested in

taking their aquatic partying

to the next level?

Maybe upgrading a boat?

[man] Anybody?

-[people] No.

-[Shawn] No?

Now, even though I spent

my fair share of time partying on boats,

selling boats isn't exactly my cup of tea.

And I think it goes without saying,

Skinner's Cove isn't exactly

the youthful party destination

it used to be back in my day.

I work at this hot rod shop.

We built a party boat.

This used to be party boat central.

You know?

-Oh, long time ago.

-[woman] Years ago.

Yeah, you're probably

20 years in the past.

Things have changed here quite a bit.

We had the partying crew here.

You guys ready to go out

and do a little partying?

-Am I right?

-Mm. I don't know. Got a new hip.

But when it comes to Mark's crazy ideas,

I've learned that all it takes

is one interested buyer.

And if you sell it hard enough

and overturn enough stones,

you can find 'em.

You got a lot of people on that boat.

You know what you could use?

Another boat.

[people laughing]

[Shawn] You wouldn't

happen to be interested in

a party bus pontoon boat, would you?

-No.

-[boy] Nope.

I'm with a hot rod shop

around the corner here,

and we took a pontoon boat

and then put the body of a VW bus

right on the deck of it.

-Yeah?

-I don't think so. Probably not.

-No.

-No market for that.

Mm. Yeah.

You don't have 40 grand you can toss

towards a nice little party boat?

-[woman] Yeah, we're

-Fixed incomes, buddy.

Fixed income.

That's not what I wanna hear.

I'm not in the market right now,

but my brother-in-law, Danny,

he just sold his boat,

and, uh, he's an old hippie,

so this Volkswagen

-No way.

-theme sounds kind of interesting.

Really? Now we might be onto something.

This isn't just a regular boat.

This is like the ultimate party boat.

Is that something he'd be interested in?

Yeah, he's sitting on some cash.

-Oh! Sitting on

-[man chuckling] So

-He sounds like my dream buyer there.

-Yeah!

Right now, I need to get on the phone

with this Danny guy ASAP

and see if I can get him down to the shop

and check out our party boat

once it's finished.

How am I gonna contact him?

-I'll make it happen.

-Yeah?

I'll get ahold of him,

and we'll get you together.

-That's my man, Perry.

-[chuckling] All right, bud.

So my little excursion at the lake

might just work out after all.

-[Perry] All right.

-Okay? My work is done here.

-Party on, my friends. Party on.

-[all chuckling, cheering]

[exciting drumbeat playing]

[drumbeat ends]

All right, so I got Tony to cut

these pieces for me with the water jet.

Here's the articulating arm,

and here's the other end

that connects to the motor.

So I have a pillow block.

So this goes into the pillow block,

and then this arm

gets bolted into that end.

And this gets bolted onto the motor.

And they all gotta swivel.

Caveman, I need you to cut me the DUM

-once you get down there.

-Mm-hmm.

-You wanna take a half inch off of that?

-Yep.

[dramatic electronic music playing]

[Mark] The whole point of this project

was to build something very quickly

that could get us

a solid payday for the crew.

We're trying to get

somewhere around 40 grand for this boat,

which is pretty standard

for a tricked-out pontoon,

but we're not gonna get

40 bucks for this thing

if we can't get it to steer.

If this doesn't work,

I'm gonna be in trouble.

I don't have another idea.

[both chuckling]

Plus, Shawn just texted me

that he may have tracked down

a solid boat buyer.

Danny, if you love

that old-school hippie stuff,

this will be the perfect boat for you.

Then he's got the audacity

to send me a follow-up text

with a picture of him sitting by the water

with a beer in his hand,

staring at the sunset.

The last thing I need is

for Shawn to come through with a buyer

and then me not be ready

to deliver the car.

There ain't no way in hell

I'm gonna let that happen.

[music fades]

All right. Go ahead and turn it.

Look at there. Okay, go to the right.

-Look at that. Bingo bada bing.

-[Jake] Good job, Mark.

[Mark] Something worked right.

Hey, it works the first time around.

Check that out.

All right. Well, it all works.

So, now that this thing can steer,

I'm gonna paint the Volkswagen bus body,

we'll mount it up,

then we can finish this thing off.

Cool.

[upbeat rock music playing]

[Mark] Originally, I was planning on

painting this boat

with a classic VW paint job,

but the buyer that Shawn's been talking to

has some pretty unique taste.

Apparently, this buyer, Danny,

is like a new age hippie.

And he actually used to

travel around with the Grateful Dead.

So I'm giving this boat

a super groovy tie-dyed paint job.

So what do you think?

[Jake] Far-out and groovy.

Craziest paint job I've seen

come out of this shop. I like it.

[chuckles]

-Well, we still have a little ways to go.

-[Jake] Okay.

So just start grabbing some stuff

and installing it.

Even though this boat was only supposed

to be a quick payday for the crew,

whenever we get an excuse to build

something that's

totally out there and unique,

we always gotta jump on it.

Such a pretty bus.

Reminds me of the good old days.

The hope is,

when Danny sees the boat, he trips out

and is more than willing to open up

his wallet and pay handsomely for it.

That way, we can get everyone

some money in their pockets,

and then we can go all hands on deck

on that Chevelle

until we hear back

on the status of the Ferrari.

[Jake] How many people

you think are gonna fit in there?

[Mark] Ten, at least.

But first, we definitely

gotta put this boat on the water

and see how hard she parties.

Cool.

[music fades]

[upbeat music building]

[people cheering]

[engine revs]

-[all cheering]

-[music intensifies]

[Mark] To make the ultimate GG ride

for the lake,

we started with two things that

thought they'd seen their last party days.

A totally generic pontoon boat

and an old, rusty, gnarly VW bus.

We joined 'em together

and gave 'em the acid treatment

[all cheering]

a trippy makeover full of color

to make the ultimate good vibes vessel.

This one-of-a-kind

Gotham Garage mash-up cartoon

is a lake-loving hippie's dreamboat.

-[Tony] Bon voyage

-[Caveman] Bon voyage.

[Constance] Bye.

[music fades]

[Shawn] Ahoy, Cap'n.

[Mark groans]

Don't even start.

-[chuckling]

-What? This thing looks amazing.

[Mark] What do you think the buyer'll say?

-What's he like?

-Oh, I mean, he fits this boat to a tee.

-Yeah?

-[Shawn] So here's the thing about Danny.

He's obviously got a little hippie in him,

but he also has some deep pockets,

and he just recently sold his boat,

so he's in the market for a new one.

See? I told you you'd find somebody.

I knew it wasn't gonna be a big deal.

Trust me. It wasn't as easy as it sounds.

Oh, that's him.

That's him. He's out front.

-I'll grab him.

-Oh, sweet.

Look, Danny knows that we're trying to get

in that 35 to 45 grand range.

And he wasn't exactly vibin'

over that price on the phone.

But I figure, once he sees this thing,

I think we'll be able to get him on board.

-No problem.

-On board? Really, with the boat puns?

[stifling laughter]

[chuckles]

-Hey, Mark. Danny. Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you, Danny.

-So what do you think of that, man? Yeah?

-Wow. Look at this.

-[Shawn] Is that crazy?

-[Danny] That is wild.

That brings me back to my youth.

I actually spent a little time

following the Grateful Dead and, uh

-Whoa.

-This is like Jerry Garcia resurrected.

[psychedelic rock playing]

Well, just write the check now

because you know you're buying it.

-You know this is real, right?

-[Mark] Yeah.

-Oh wow. No way.

-Yeah, that ain't fake.

That's a Volkswagen bus.

That's a real steel

-All steel? That's awesome, man.

-All steel, yep.

[Mark] Let's go walk up the ladder

and get up on it.

So this door actually slides on the side.

You probably got seating

for seven people tight and cozy.

[Danny] Nice.

[Mark] And I'm sure you've noticed

this giant sun deck that's on the roof.

[Danny chuckles]

-[Shawn] Is this sweet or what?

-That looks good.

Do you know how many people

you can get partying up here?

[all laughing]

-Let's go check out the back

-[Danny] Okay.

where the power plant is

and all the other brand-new stuff.

You got two brand-new,

five-gallon, stainless steel tanks

and, of course, you got your 454.

[all chuckling]

[Danny] That's pretty cool.

So, Shawn, how much do you want

for this $30,000 boat?

$30,000 boat?

That is the funniest one

I've heard all day.

-There's a lot of work went in this boat.

-[chuckles]

You get everything here for 48 grand.

-[tense music playing]

-Mm.

You gotta come down a little bit here.

You really do.

Well, tell me, what are you thinking?

I'm thinking more like, uh,

maybe, you know, uh, 35.

[music stops]

-Thirty-five?

-Thirty-five.

Thirty-five's not gonna happen.

-[suspenseful music playing]

-I ain't gonna lie, I do like the boat,

but you probably don't have

a whole lot of buyers lined up

for something this,

you know, extraordinary.

So, uh, 35, and that'd be my

Okay, you're right.

I don't have a ton of buyers

for this boat,

but if I can find you,

I can find somebody else.

Uh

I hear you. I hear you.

I can come up a little bit,

and I can do 37-5.

Oh

37-5?

37-5.

I tell you what. I know you like the boat.

42-5. That's That's all I can do.

That's That's our rock bottom.

I'm not I can't do any better than that.

Otherwise, we're keeping this boat.

I do love the boat, Shawn.

Hmm

42.5 plus a case of beer.

You got yourself a deal.

We can live with that.

-[upbeat music playing]

-Look, this boat is perfect for Danny,

plus, we made really good money

on this deal.

All told, you guys spent about 17 grand,

and that includes

the value of the pontoon boat

plus the VW bus body

that we acquired in the Tesla trade.

So at 42-5, we're taking home

over 25 grand from this sale.

I thought I Didn't I tell you so?

How did I know this was coming?

-Yeah, because I told you so.

-Good point.

-Let's go do some paperwork.

-I'm gonna get this thing ready to float.

Thank you.

[heavy rock music playing]

[Tony] Check it out.

Yeah, so we got the AEM set up.

It's all wired in.

-The touchscreen stereo's wired in.

-That's pretty cool.

So you got your Bluetooth hands-free.

So now I just have to do the programming.

That's French for

I need the rest of the day.

[Tony] It's not fast.

-No, it's not fast.

-Yeah.

But there is a whole lot more fabrication

on the outside that we need to get done.

And that's why

I brought everybody over here. So

Brian, I'll need you

to start shaving door handles.

And Constance, I'm gonna have you

take the front bumper off

and then grind it down to bare metal.

Jake, Caveman, and I,

we'll get started on the rear bumper

'cause the faster

we get this thing ready to paint,

the faster we can all be ready

to focus on that Ferrari

if the deal works out.

-Yeah.

-So let's get going.

All right. Let's do it.

[Mark] Now that Tony, Constance, and Brian

got the new dash installed

on the Chevelle,

it's time to make this car pop

on the outside,

not just on the inside.

[exciting dubstep music playing]

[Mark] So what we're gonna do to this

is put a diffuser in it.

That's kind of like

way RestoMod on steroids.

-[Jake] Cool.

-So if you wanna grab your

-Cutting wheel?

-[Mark] And get going.

[music continues]

We expect to hear back on the Ferrari

from Nick's buddy, Graham,

in about a week.

So, in an ideal world,

this Chevelle is done and finished,

and then we can funnel

all of our resources into that Ferrari.

[phone ringing]

What's up, man?

So, listen, it sounds like

we might have a problem with the Ferrari.

Yeah, you have a what?

Hey, Brian, Brian. Hold on a second.

You have a You have a problem?

What do you mean a problem?

We have a problem with the Ferrari.

We always knew

there was a distinct possibility

that the Ferrari deal would go south.

Yeah, so the deal's

not looking too good right now.

What What's the problem?

It's kind of complicated,

so you should just come down here.

I mean, the car is a theft recovery,

and that's always a coin flip

to whether or not

the car has a clean title.

Meet us in the office,

and we'll talk it through.

All right. I'll be down there in a minute.

I'm just holding out hope

this isn't the bad news

that we were all trying to avoid.

Well, I gotta go.

-What was that about, exactly?

-There's an issue with the Ferrari deal.

I gotta go talk to Shawn

and sort it all out, I guess.

[closing theme music plays]