Shatner: Previously
on "stars on mars"...
I am going to be base commander.
I'm not living in this hab
another day with certain people.
- Are you [ bleep ] kidding me?
- The long game here is brutal.
Ronda: I just miss
my little baby so much.
Ai: Emergency. Hab breach.
Your oxygen levels
are plummeting rapidly.
- Let's plug these holes!
- Paul: It was definitely harder than it looked, man.
Welcome to mars, b*tches.
If I'm bc, there's
no way either of you
Are in the bottom three.
Ai: Ashley, you are
not mission critical.
- I'm sorry, girl.
- Thanks for coming to mars.
I think I expected
more from myself.
Shatner: Tonight...
Ronda: I did not think
I would come to mars
And have marshawn
lynch being my bfffff.
I am sorry. I think when you piss
off cat cora, she stays pissed off.
I think it's [ bleep ].
I'm super disappointed, and
I'm not gonna lie, a little pissed.
- [ siren wailing ] -
ai: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
You're all going to d-d-die.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- Oh, no.
- What the hell is this?
- Adam and I are going to die. No horseplay.
Our fate is in the hands
of all these other people.
We fail, that means I think
maybe you and I go home.
These new people have no idea.
Dang, you struggling out
here. This how you break down?
Marshawn: I'm finna break out.
I think you got a couple
dreads missing on this side.
- Ah, ah, ah.
- Look, there you go.
- No, no, no.
- "ah, ah, ah!"
[ laughing ]
- Just drip it on.
- Aw, you outta pocket.
You hella scammers, bruh.
And you got smelling like hella
old-a*s chicken grease, bruh.
This is andy
richter, sol day 11.
Had my first full day of this.
Well, it's always easier for
the second wave of colonizers.
You know, everybody here but cat
and paul and I, they've all been here,
And they have this kind of grizzled
veteran kind of aspect to them.
- Hi.
- Good morning.
We're coming in all kind of
fresh and foxy, ready to go.
All right, there we go.
Now, see that'd be good
to fry some eggs up in.
Hey, ai, can we get eggs?
I know you're listening
'cause you're a creep.
Ai: Adding eggs
to shopping basket.
Launch window confirmed.
Estimated delivery in 212 days.
This feels like we're on
vacation with a bunch of people.
- Exactly. I know.
- This is like a hotel.
All we need is
an omelet station.
Yeah, definitely gonna be
missing an omelet station.
I have to say, I'm very close to my
compadres that came over with me.
Paul and andy... you know,
I've known andy from the past.
I just think he is
just a big teddy bear.
I love both of them.
They're my posse.
So of course I had a
lot of loyalty to them,
And I know that together
We're gonna stick it all
the way through the end.
Oh, I wanna stay
as long as I can.
Yeah, it's been like an experience
you'll not ever have again.
Absolutely.
- Morning.
- Morning.
- How are you? Good.
- I'm good.
- Did you work out this morning?
- I did a little bit.
Did it help you clear
your mind a little bit?
I did have a little bit
of a sadness workout,
Because, yeah, it's hard to
know what to do at this point,
Especially now we
have an iron chef
And everything is
so turned around.
It's, like, I feel like we've never
been more tight-knit and closer
- And in sync as a family.
- Yeah, that's true.
But I've never been
more obligated to go.
- Yeah.
- Ronda: I mean, like every kid,
I wanted to be an astronaut.
This is the closest
I'll ever get to it,
But there's a part of me
that just wants to get home
To my kids and my
husband as quick as possible.
I'm so torn on the
inside now, you know?
The prideful wants to
see this all the way through.
It's 1,000% a mental experiment.
I don't want you to
leave, I'm telling you.
But, I mean, I get it.
You can't say for sure
Because now there's too
many different variables.
- Yeah.
- I think the long term goal
Is to conquer, you know,
be the last one standing,
But in the interim, I think we
just gotta take it day by day.
- Yeah. Day by day.
- So day by day.
Porsha: I can totally see why she's
kind of torn and what she wants to do.
The fact that we have
been gone this many days
And we have no contact
virtually with earth,
It's sacrifice, it's endurance.
- Okay.
- Make peace with whatever you decide.
Oh, thank you. I appreciate it.
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
We'll see what kind of [
bleep ] show we get into today.
Oh, no! That's not fair! You
cannot just judge it from today!
- [ sighs ] - why you
put yourself through this?
What? I'm just warming up, bro.
This is your whole life though.
You need to be relaxing.
- I am relaxed.
- This is relaxed, huh?
- It's the warm-up.
- Paul: As newbies,
I think we're bringing them
some new life, some new energy.
But it's a competitive
group. It's gonna be tough
Trying to figure out
how to really fit in.
What is she... what is... what?
- Lance: I know.
- What is going on?
- It's good to be young.
- Tinashe: I'm stretching my back!
Gotta stay limber, you know?
- Damn.
- Yeah.
I can do that [ bleep ].
Let me see. Let me see.
Tinashe: We're trying to balance all these
new energies with all the old energies.
- I used to be an athlete.
- [ laughs ]
All right, let me see.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
But I feel very
protective over my friends
Who had been here already.
We have been through it
all. We have lasted this long.
- Oh, my god.
- And some of these new people
Just don't really
know what to expect.
- Adam: That is yours.
- Ronda: Okay.
[ sighs ]
- [ laughs ] -
what a weird thing.
- Right?
- Yeah.
- What?
- Both: This!
I've never felt more
conflicted about being here.
- It's surreal.
- It is surreal.
Ronda: I'm not the
most social person,
And I have my own anxieties
about being around new people.
In fact, I was most
afraid and intimidated
By the social
aspect of being here,
And now it's become the
main reason why I wanna stay.
Well, two of my favorite people.
- Oh.
- Oh, hey.
Someone's a little [
bleep ] stirrer right now.
- Somebody's stirring.
- That's a good one, that's a good one!
Adam: Andy is a
breath of fresh air
- 'cause andy gets stuff done.
- You mean like this?
- Yeah.
- Yes, yes.
It's a household, and [
bleep ]'s gotta get done.
I reserve my judgment for
the people that don't contribute.
- I squash flies.
- You contribute plenty.
You are like the
oxygen in this place.
On mars it's so valuable.
No, honey, you are so fantastic.
You are such a bright light.
Adam: You know, I'm
really impressed with andy.
He just gets along
with everyone in the hab
And I think that that's such a
great strategy in this experiment.
Honestly, he's
playing this right.
[ siren wailing ]
Oh, [ bleep ], man. What's up?
Is the emergency there's so much
damn good food and it needs to be eaten?
- Ai: Incoming message.
- Are we all here?
Yeah, we're here.
Ai: Attention, all crew.
[ stuttering ] it is time to choose
a new base c-c-commander.
- Oh, base commander.
- [ laughs ]
With us being so deep
into this experiment,
It'll be interesting to see if
anyone is able to exhibit leadership
And take on that
role. Let's do this.
How's everybody's body feeling?
We've been in the field. Does
anybody feel like they need a break?
I wanna go out in the field
because I just want to again.
Yeah, okay.
Lance, you've been out
there every single day.
- How you feeling?
- No, no, I'm going outside.
- You wanna... okay.
- Porsha: Ooh, all right.
- You going outside again?
- Every chance.
I don't wanna be base
commander. I like being outside.
- I'm going out.
- Eventually you have to do it.
- Yeah, eventually, yeah.
- I would do it.
There's a part of me that's
kind of sneaky and competitive
That would love to beat
the competitive people.
I will say that andy has a
lot of experience being heard
When a lot of
people are talking.
- I vote for andy.
- [ laughs ]
Yeah, andy would be good.
Yeah, I think andy
would be great.
- All right, andy!
- Congratulations, andy!
- Good job.
- I did it. I did it.
Yes, you did!
I'm the base commander, b*tch.
That was his goal
the whole time.
I'm really happy that
andy's base commander,
And one of us
newbies was in charge.
He has my back. I think
he'll be a great leader, too.
- See, ma? I'm not a loser!
- [ laughter ]
Being the boss is fantastic,
and it's also an honor.
You know, it's
genuinely flattering
And touching and meaningful
How accepted I
feel by these people.
Shatner: Coming up...
- Emergency!
- Ai: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
There's all this code, and
then there's random sentences.
The hab ai has been
infected with a virus.
Ai: You are all going to die.
What the [ bleep ] is going on?
It's time for another
tough decision.
- [ bleep ]
- I'm sorry.
I thought it was [ bleep ].
Paul: No, I gotta see the clock.
Ready, set, go.
- Our butt is too high.
- All right.
- [ humming ] -
flatten your butt.
Paul was like, "let's
do a plank competition."
And I'm like,
"competition? Yeah!"
All right. I'm just making sure.
Ay, tinashe! She's
gonna beat us all.
When paul came in the door,
he came in with a lot of energy,
- And so competitive.
- Watch your butt, paul.
- I can go for ten minutes.
- Watch your butt, paul.
- Both: Ten minutes?
- Yeah, so y'all might as well just quit now.
- Oh, man.
- I think I gotta keep my eye on paul.
I don't know what
he's about yet.
You know? Maybe he's
trying to play games.
- Oh, I can't go no more.
- [ all cheering ]
- I didn't think y'all could do two minutes.
- Ten minutes?
I knew he lied. I knew he lied.
I was trying to
scare y'all to stop.
You know how
long ten minutes is?
I knew you were trying to
play mind games with me.
I'm like, nope.
I will beat paul pierce
In a plank-off
any day of my life.
Ai: Base commander, it is
time to assign the base duties.
Let's meet up around
the command center!
- Yes, base commander!
- All right.
Andy: Hi, marshawn!
All right, we're just
waiting on porsha.
- Ay!
- She's coming!
[ laughter ]
- Yeah, there you go.
- She made it.
- She made it.
- Sometimes you need somebody to carry you in.
- That's right. That's right.
- Thank you.
- You need to feel like a little lady sometimes.
- Thank you. Teamwork.
- Thanks, team.
- Okay, guys, it's sol day 11.
Mars is closer to heaven.
We have a hab job.
There are supplies
in a pelican case
From the resupply left behind,
And you need to
go and locate it.
Unlike earth, mars does
not have magnetic fields,
So you will not be
able to use a compass.
Mars also doesn't
have google maps.
So please follow the
included instructions.
And just to get the newer people
with some outside experience,
- I'm gonna have cat and paul do that.
- All right.
So y'all can get out and
kinda do a mission together.
Awesome, yeah. Sounds good.
It's great that andy's
come through for paul and I.
Us newbies, we're
gonna stick together,
And I think that having
andy be base commander,
- You know, we actually have a leg up.
- And that's it.
Thanks, base commander.
- Thank you.
- Thanks, base commander.
- All right, guys!
- Thank you, commander.
Fun day! Have fun out there.
Terrible.
I'm happy to be base commander,
But I'm still new to this,
So I don't really
know my way around.
Anything else I should know?
Okay, so your
duties, things to do,
Write down everyone's names
And what you think
their specialties are.
It is so important.
Ariel takes this game and
this situation very seriously.
She wants things
to be a certain way.
She's a very particular person.
- Yeah.
- So anyway...
Andy, always great
vibe. Paul, great vibe.
But these new
people have no idea.
Write down everything
that's on that screen.
Again, not everything, but b*llet
points of the very important parts.
Order of operations.
Put them in order.
I will. Thank you.
- You're gonna be great at it.
- I appreciate all the help.
It's the job I'm best at.
Cat: Man, this is
desolate out here.
- There is nothing.
- This is wild.
Ai: Cat and paul,
A case of vital supplies was lost
when you crash landed on mars.
Hab reentry will occur when
you have located the case.
How much more we got?
According to the map,
we've walked 1,000 feet.
Another 60 feet to go that way.
Coming to the
experiment halfway through
I think gives me an advantage.
Everyone else is tired.
They've had some missions.
You know, I'm coming in fresh.
Here we go. One,
two, three, four, five, six.
They better be some steaks
and lobsters or something.
Hope so, too.
Paul: I'm hoping this
gonna be some good food
Because the last... we brought
in some cases with good food.
I'm thinking maybe we drop
some more wings or some steaks.
We walked out here and it's hot,
Spacesuit on, my
shoulders hurting,
My back is hurting,
feet hurting.
Wait, wait, wait. 60 feet.
So we gotta look around.
I see it! I see it!
Where?
It's in there. Dig
under them rocks.
[ grunting ]
There better be
something in here.
All right, let me
see. Let me see.
Something we can actually use.
Okay, we got
something. What is this?
- What is that?
- Oh, my gosh. Are you kidding?
- This your stuff.
- Oh, yes!
- Thank you, god!
- This your manicure and pedicure stuff?
Cat: Yeah, pedicure, manicure.
Here, I promise I'll give
you a pedicure. Let's go.
Come on.
I'm getting a
pedicure right now.
I'm not leaving.
You can go ahead.
- Oh, my god.
- Let's do this.
Paul: You knew exactly what
was in here. I know you did.
- Well, I was hoping.
- You knew it wasn't no damn steaks.
[ cat laughs ]
Paul: Never again, cat.
Never again. Oh, my gosh.
You gonna put your
legs around my neck?
Not around your
neck. Just on top.
I love marshawn. He's totally
become my thunder buddy.
I did not think I
would come to mars
And leave with marshawn
lynch being my bfffff.
- [ squeals ]
- [ laughing ]
No, no, no, no, you
said only your arms!
- No, 'cause you...
- [ static, beeping ]
He's just like chicken
soup for my soul,
And I don't think I'd be able
to deal in the hab without him.
Uh, five minutes is a round.
- [ laughs ] - aah! I got
him out! I got him out!
[ shouting ]
- Nuh-uh. I had you.
- Unh-uh!
You hella fun.
Oh, I can't wait to get
this back to the hab.
Oh, gosh.
Spa day. I see it
coming on mars.
[ static, beeping ]
Ronda: Ever heard of zoochosis?
It's basically animals in the
zoo where they just start pacing
- And don't know what to do anymore.
- Cat: Okay.
Open up, open up.
- [ beeping ] -
[ siren wailing ]
What is happening
right now? We... no clue.
- It's an emergency!
- Open up.
There's a
malfunction. Let us in.
- [ siren wailing ]
- uh-oh.
Adam: Emergency!
- Andy: Emergency.
- I'm coming.
Kids, gather by daddy's desk.
[ siren wailing ]
Cat: Paul and I went
out on our first field trip,
And we were locked out.
We couldn't get in the hab.
What's up?
We have no clue
what's happening.
Who the [ bleep ] is that?
Ronda: A virus! Oh, no!
- We've been taken
over by a... - aah!
A virus has come for us!
It seems as if
there's this virus
That's taken over
the ai in the hab.
I don't think it's a good thing.
Ai: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
The "ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha," that was awesome.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
That laugh was
like, "ha, ha, ha, ha."
This is going so fast.
Is there a way we
can slow it down?
You're not supposed
to read that.
It was a little scary
and unnerving.
Open up. There's a
malfunction. Let us in.
- What the hell is this?
- There's all this code and then there's random sentences.
- So I don't know.
- Ai: You are all going to d-d-die.
You are all going to d-d-die.
"you are going to die,"
that's what she said.
Base commander, your mission
briefing is inside the airlock.
It's time to choose
your mission specialist.
Andy: I mean, I knew I
needed to pick somebody
Who'd been here already,
Somebody that knows their
way around these things,
And somebody that was competent.
So, in my mind, that
would've been adam,
Ariel, or tinashe.
Adam, let's go.
Let's go.
And adam and I just
have the best rapport.
Get 'em! Get' em!
Adam: Hell yeah.
When you're the
mission specialist,
Obviously you wanna be
part of a successful mission.
But there's another part of you
going, "oh, my god, thank god.
I'm gonna get a free
pass if this goes well,
And I'm not going home.
I can stay in my
little red tracksuit."
Ai: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Porsha: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- [ locks sealing
] - airlock sealed.
- Oh.
- Forever.
You are all going to d-d-die.
Oh, no. What if
it's system error,
And we have to figure out how
to get these back up and running
- And they can't get in?
- Oh.
Do we go back in or do
we go somewhere else?
Incoming message
from mission control.
Shatty daddy.
Attention, crew, we don't have
much time, so listen closely.
The hab ai cannot be trusted.
It has already trapped
crewmembers in the airlock.
Who knows what it'll do next?
The hab ai could sabotage the
entire mission if you don't act fast.
I've managed to get
this message through,
But I'm afraid it's listening.
It's listening somewhere.
You must reset the ai software.
Your base commander has
all the information you need.
This mission will
test your intelligence
And it'll earn a mission patch.
Act quickly. Reset the ai,
rescue the crewmembers,
Save the mission!
Good luck!
- Copy.
- Ariel: That's where paul and cat are?
- Yep.
- This is horrible for them.
Yeah, the ai was tripping.
The ai can take our air supply.
Ai can turn off our electricity.
We don't need a haywire ai.
We need ai working
like it's supposed to work.
This is the exciting.
The ai can't be trusted though,
So the ai voice of god could
be the voice of the devil.
- Yeah, we heard it.
- Yeah.
I want the intelligence patch
Because I deserve the
intelligence patch, all right?
I am not just beauty,
honey. I am brains as well.
May we come back in, please?
Ai: I'm s-s-sorry, andy.
I'm afraid I can't do that.
What the [ bleep ] is going on?
Ai: Your base commander
and mission specialist
Are now sealed in the airlock.
In one hour, the
external door will open,
Exposing them to the
deadly mars atmosphere.
Oh!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- Got it. We got it. Yes.
- All right.
Well, I wish I'd known. I
would've brought my water.
Now that the ai has a virus,
we have to manually reboot
To get this hab back in order.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Andy: I'm here to do
this ridiculous experiment,
And now adam and
I are going to die.
We're going to be stuck in the
airlock, we're gonna lose oxygen,
We're gonna die.
And the captain goes down
with his ship and all that,
So I need to be in charge of it.
I wanna be the one
behind the steering wheel.
We fail, that means I think
maybe you and I go home.
Well, I don't, because I'm the
mission specialist, which is safe. Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Well, mission specialist
Honestly seems like
the cushiest gig of all
Because the captain's right
hand man gets to get on a lifeboat
And get away from the ship
while the captain sinks with it.
And as I was talking
about it with adam,
I realize that he is
playing this game
And thinking about it in
terms of maneuvering his way
Into being the last one here.
I hope I don't die of
poisonous mars atmosphere.
It would be such a
weird way to go out.
The ai has a virus and has
locked andy and I in the airlock.
And now we have exactly one hour
Before the hab is going to
open the exterior locker door
And let in all that
mars atmosphere,
And we can't breathe that.
So we have to ask our
crewmembers to save us
By doing different tasks
to manually reboot the ai.
Okay, guys, we got three different
ways that we can overcome this thing,
And we can do them concurrently.
So the first thing we're
gonna do is there's a bike crew,
And that is ronda, marshawn,
and lance, surprise, surprise.
It's like choosing a guitar challenge
and having eddie van halen here.
The bike crew must try to
manually override the system
By riding the bike for 20
miles before the time runs out.
- The second one, it's you, cat, and paul.
- Yes.
You guys are going to
locate two panel boxes
Around the hab exterior
And open them by unscrewing
the panel box covers.
Within each panel box is a
switch in order to reboot the system.
- Got it, okay.
- All right.
The remaining three of you,
Tinashe, porsha, and ariel,
You guys are going to play
a keyboard instrument game
With the hab ai.
There will be a series of
colors that flash on the screen
Accompanied by musical notes.
The crew needs to use
the keys on the keyboard
To match the correct
color combination
And musical notes
of a familiar song
- To solve the game.
- Copy.
Andy: And again, anyone of the
them succeeding within the hour
Will save me and adam.
- And, come on, who doesn't want us?
- We got your back.
- Copy.
- Let's do it.
Everybody ready? Go!
- Get your lance armstrong on, baby.
- Now let's download it.
- [ notes chiming ]
- green...
Adam: Each team
must be mission critical,
Because if not, one of them
might be going home today.
So I'll go three or four
miles, and then you go.
- Ronda: Okay.
- Marshawn: No, you got 20 miles,
- And then we'll go.
- Andy: Hey, lance, you're good at riding bikes.
- [ notes chiming ] -
there's green, pink, brown,
Red, blue, and yellow in use.
Andy: Their mission
with that keyboard,
It's like simon says.
It's like that old
electronic game
Where you just have to
mimic colors and tones.
You can write out the order, but
then associating it with certain keys
Will be the next step of the
code that we have to crack.
- Okay, this is orange.
- Give me an o.
- Here.
- Yellow.
- Okay, yellow.
- Tinashe: We were off to a really great start
Once we figured out which colors
were associated with which musical notes.
Both: Pink.
Green. Red.
- All right, we need the tools.
- Tools? Let's see.
- Can you open it?
- Yeah.
All right, here we go.
All right.
This looks like a
panel right there.
- This is it, right?
- Yeah, this is it.
We gotta do all
these? Holy [ bleep ].
Hey, you want me to do the
unscrewing and you find the other box?
Yeah, I'll go get the other
box. You start doing that.
All right. Jeez.
All right, I know where it is, so
I'm gonna come back around.
It was just, you
know, agonizing.
But paul and I are the newbies,
And this is an opportunity
to embrace a challenge
Because we wanna
be mission critical
And not be in the bottom three.
Oh, gosh. Is this for real?
Let me go, bro.
Lance: We sort of rotated.
I would do two miles,
marshawn a mile, ronda a mile.
There we are.
- Let's go, dawg.
- Got you.
Ronda: Of course, we're
leaning on lance armstrong
To do most of the work there,
But I was actually surprised
He was even gonna let
me and marshawn help.
I thought he was gonna be
like, "bike! This is my time!"
[ rap music playing ]
Hey, get going, man.
Hey, touch me again, bro.
Oh.
You have a ball and
you're running with it.
And there's big guys coming.
And they're like,
"I'm gonna get you!"
Guys, adam and I are
gonna die. No horseplay.
Ai: You only have
Do you think you
can beat m-m-me?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ariel: What if one
of them repeats?
- [ buzzer ]
- okay.
We're all competitive,
So there's a
little bit of a race
To see who can finish it first.
You guys are
k*lling it in there.
Tinashe: People underestimate
me, but for this one,
I really wanna prove that I
deserve to be here on mars.
- I think they got it.
- They're writing tinashe's next album.
- [ notes chiming ] -
that's what I think it is.
- So we're correct?
- Yep, I think it's...
[ singing tune ]
- That's it.
- It was a familiar song,
But I didn't recognize the song.
- [ notes chiming
] - ♪ red, yellow
♪ red, yellow
The colors are going so fast,
And you're trying
to get the order.
I even wrote down the
alphabet and was like,
Is it a number code? What?
Da vinci code? We
have to figure this out.
You need me to
switch for a minute?
How many have I done so far?
The screws were this big.
It wasn't like turn,
turn, and it's out.
It was turn, turn,
turn. Man, come on.
Just pull it open.
So we should just
do one... three rows.
Boom, just push it open.
- Okay, go.
- [ bleep ]
Oh, my gosh.
There's another panel to go.
Maybe there's a
tool in the rover.
Let me go check.
Cat: We had one screwdriver,
So I was trying to
find anything I could
To act a second screwdriver.
Maybe the key for the rover.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, maybe I can do this.
[ grunting ]
You okay, cat?
- [ grunts ]
- hey, you okay?
[ grunts ] yeah, I'm good.
Let me see if I can
get up. Yep, I'm up.
It was extremely hard.
I mean, we were hot,
And we were in
our 100-pound suits.
But we just had to
keep working at it.
I took a spill, but I got up.
- You feeling well?
- [ laughs ]
- Lance. How many miles?
- Lance: What?
- We're at almost 15 1/2 miles.
- All right, thank you.
- I'm climbing. You ready?
- Yep.
[ sighs ]
Well, the bike is obviously
a comfortable place for me.
You never know with
the timer on the wall
And people are getting tired,
So I'm gonna give it 100%
and try to be mission critical.
I'm gonna need that. I'm trying.
- You trying?
- Trying.
- You a prima donna, bro.
- Oh, yeah. For sure.
You just figured that out?
I should've said,
"let's mix it up.
Lance, you figure
out the puzzle."
[ laughs ]
Blue, pink, yellow...
- Both: Red.
- [ buzzer ]
Oh, no, no.
"porsha, you get on the bike."
Ai: There is only 12
minutes left on the clock.
Prepare to fail at
my game, humans.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Adam: The rest of the
team is out there working,
And my life is in their hands.
So all I can do at this point...
Is panic.
Adam: I'm running
out of air in an airlock,
So now my life is on the line.
Imagine us succumbing to
the toxic mars atmosphere.
Pink, blue, pink, blue.
Ai: Celebronauts,
You have five minutes
left to save andy and adam.
Start saying your goodbyes.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Okay, so let's... I'm gonna
listen to it and try again.
- Yeah.
- [ notes chiming ]
- Green, pink, blue, pink.
- [ buzzer ]
Can you hear me, porsha?
How's it going? I mean...
We're playing the song again.
I think you might
be on the last note.
- That's what I'm hearing.
- Yellow and red.
Porsha: We are laser focused.
I don't intend on being
in the bottom three.
Less than a mile. He's got...
Cat and paul, how's it going?
There's more screws on this
one than the last one, huh?
Cat: We're doing it.
We're working as
fast as possible.
Paul: That's not even moving.
Andy: First team to finish
will reboot the system,
So we all gotta keep
going to the finish line.
Ronda, how much longer?
We're on the last
tenth of a mile.
Ariel: Pink, yellow.
- 9, 8, 7...
- Mashawn: 7.
- 6, 5, 4...
- Lance, arm...
- 3, 2, 1.
- Strong, for, the,
- Win!
- 20 miles!
- Ai: Virus deleted.
- 20 miles.
[ cheers and applause ]
Artificial intelligence
restored to normal.
- Good job, baby!
- We're in!
Tinashe: The
mission was a success.
We were one note away
from cracking the code,
So I was just glad that the bike
team was able to save the day today.
[ tones playing "never
gonna give you up" ]
- How is that possible?
- ♪ never gonna let you down
Wait, they did say it
was a popular song.
- We're getting rickrolled!
- Yeah, we got...
[ "never gonna give you
up" by rick astley plays ]
Ai: Congratulations,
celebronauts.
- Adam: We're in!
- Andy: Cat, paul, you can come on home.
- Thank you so much.
- Oh, my god.
- You k*lled it.
- Aw, sheesh.
Cat: I think that we had
a really hard, grueling day,
And our jobs were much
harder than anyone else's.
So I'm feeling confident
That andy will see
we are mission critical.
- All right!
- Welcome back.
[ cheers and applause ]
- Team!
- Welcome!
Ai: Incoming message
from mission control.
Congratulations!
Mission was a success.
Base commander, it's time
to choose which crewmembers
Impressed you most
with their intelligence.
Then it's time for
another tough decision.
With rations dwindling,
One of your crewmates
must be extracted.
Transmission is over!
Being base commander,
I am the person
that makes the call
Of who should be
in the bottom three,
But it sucks having to
send somebody home.
Well, I think what I'm gonna
start with is cat and paul are safe.
We could hear the effort that
cat and paul were going through.
- Adam: I think cat and paul are out of the question.
- We can't do that to them.
- Adam: Lance was pretty critical.
- Yes.
The winning team gets to stay.
With the exception of ronda.
You can put her in the bottom.
Andy: She's got a baby at
home that she misses terribly,
So that's gonna be up to her.
So it'll be ronda, and it's
gotta be tinashe and porsha.
- I think that's where it gets a little tricky.
- Yeah.
Because I don't think
porsha or tinashe
Should have to be put
in a position to leave.
I love porsha, and
I adore tinashe.
I'm not gonna let them
be put in the bottom three.
I think you could
argue that paul and cat
Were in the most
uncomfortable position,
- That they had been outside all day.
- Yeah.
But how critical
was it to the mission?
And is that what
we're gonna base it on?
Adam: That's up to you.
Andy: Adam and I gotta base
these decisions on the mission.
It is not fun.
Guys, first of all, I just
wanna start and say
Within two days, you guys
make me base commander,
And it's meaningful.
I can't believe... I'm
getting, like, choked up.
- Aww.
- Right?
Mars sneaks up on your a*s.
Yeah, I... it's just...
It's a beautiful feeling,
And I really
thank you all for it.
Um, but, you know,
The rules of the game are
somebody's gotta go home.
So it's about whatever the
results of the mission were.
The bike riders made it first,
So the bike team, you
three guys are safe.
The women that were over here figuring
out that thing, they were one note away.
They were so close.
And unfortunately, cat,
paul, you guys were out there,
And you still had
some more work to do.
So I gotta put cat
and paul in the bottom.
- Let's go, buddy.
- Ronda, she's got an 18-month-old,
So I wanna give you the opportunity
to make that decision again,
So I'm gonna put you in
the bottom three too, okay?
But if you three guys
could head into the airlock...
Cat: Super disappointed
and confused,
And I'm not gonna
lie, a little pissed.
I think it's [ bleep ].
We out there like
[ bleep ] in a suit.
- Andy: I know.
- Cat: But you guys were playing games in here.
We out there k*lling ourselves.
But, hey, it didn't
count for [ bleep ].
I've been a competitor
my whole life.
We gave everything we had,
And to come in and
be in the bottom three,
I thought, "this
is so not fair."
All right, guys, the rules of the
game are somebody's gotta go home.
The bottom three are
ronda, cat, and paul.
- It's a tough decision. It sucks.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it sucks. It's really hard.
- So I want each of you to,
You know, let me know
why you're mission critical.
I'm gonna start with cat.
You know, I feel like
I'm mission critical.
- I know I'm mission critical...
- All right, mm-hmm.
Because I spent hours in the
field risking my life for the team.
- Confidence is a good asset moving forward, for sure.
- Yeah.
I agree with
everything you said, cat.
Paul, why are you
mission critical?
Um, for a lot of
the same reasons.
I mean, our job, I
felt like at the time,
Was the most difficult
based on what we had to do,
And so me and
cat, we worked hard.
We sacrificed for the team.
We wanna be here, and we'll
do anything moving forward.
Uh, ronda, your turn.
Nobody knows their mars
[ bleep ] better than me.
- Yep, that's true.
- [ andy laughs ]
But I'm gonna have to
step down on this mission.
I got a 18-month-old
beautiful baby girl.
Earth is calling.
But I have enjoyed
my time on mars
With you crazy little martians
So much more than I
ever dreamed possible.
This has been an
amazing experience.
I'm so happy I got
to spend this time
In this crazy little
hab with you guys
Because I love and
respect you all so much.
You know, it's up to her, but
she was on the winning team,
The team that got us there.
Obviously, ronda's put
in the time and the effort.
She's been for all these
weeks and been a really,
Really important
part of our family unit.
But also, as a
friend of ronda now,
I think that if she
wants to go, then to me,
- That makes a lot of sense because we support her.
- Andy: Yeah.
Listen, I feel like
I'm super mish crit,
But I'm gonna have to step down.
- We agree.
- Okay.
All right, we love you,
ronda. Have a good trip home.
- k*ll it for me, guys!
- We will.
[ bleep ] charge
it when I'm gone!
You show mars who is the boss!
- That's right!
- Yeah, we will!
You show those new people
what it's like to run the red planet!
- Both: Oh, oh, oh!
- I love you all so much.
All right, cat and paul,
you're mission critical.
Come on in and get
your patches, guys.
- [ cheering ]
- goodbye, ronda.
- Aww - yay!
- You came in!
- My dawg!
Ronda: I think I'm definitely
gonna miss marshawn the most.
I tried to take that
guy down for ten days,
And I could not
take him down once.
I've never met anyone who
I just could not take down.
But, yeah, I'll miss trying.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Good job, man. Good job.
- Oh, my goodness! I love you guys so much!
- Ronda, ronda!
Mwah! Mwah!
All right. Man, that was tough.
I'm kind of conflicted
about being out.
I miss everybody already.
But I'm so excited to go
home and see my baby.
Going home.
Everybody, patches
for intelligence.
- Did we get... yeah.
- There you go.
- Have an intelligence patch.
- Thank you.
Cat: I was really
a little pissed.
I think that andy made an easy
decision because he's the new guy,
And he doesn't want to step on
the toes of any senior members.
I thought it was, frankly,
You know, [ bleep ].
- Andy...
- I don't expect you to forgive me.
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
- Here, take this. Take this.
- Give me my patch.
Cat called me an [
bleep ]. Cat was pissed.
I think when you piss off
cat cora, she stays pissed off.
I wanna apologize. I don't
expect any forgiveness, but...
It's a bad position to be
in to be base commander.
Aww.
I'm sorry. It's okay, babe.
Listen, nobody honestly
thought you deserved
- To be in the bottom three.
- I'm just emotional.
I think I'm just, like...
Being out there...
It becomes way more important
to you than you expect it.
Cat: Yeah.
Shatner: Next time...
You make somebody
that competitive cry,
- It's over.
- Cat: It is not personal.
For me, it's all about business.
You know, the whole notion
of alliances and all that,
I'm too old for that [ bleep ].
Andy: Cat was pissed.
I did not get the sense
that we were good.
- Aah!
- Hey! I can't see.
Oh, my god.
- Who am I tapping?
- Ariel: Me.
- Andy: Who's "me"?
- Do you think that I fell flat?
I've talked my way out
of the bottom three before.
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