Shatner: Previously...
- Oh!
- Oh, god.
You wanna transition,
you have your own category.
Lance and I,
we do not mesh at all.
I've pissed off
way too many people.
Adam:
Emergency, emergency!
We have four new people
coming to mars.
They have to be top tier
from the beginning.
- How's it going?
- Andy richter. How are you?
- Adam: Cat cora!
- Aah!
I'm from the "bachelor"
franchise. I need the drama.
He was trying
to eliminate ariel.
Well, she was
kind of firm in there.
Wow. Okay, like,
you just got here.
Tonight...
I'm not living in this hab
another day with certain people.
Are you [ bleep ] kidding me?
Computer: Emergency. Hab breach.
Your oxygen levels
are plummeting rapidly.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Okay, plug, plug, plug.
[ screaming ]
It was definitely harder
than it looked, man.
Welcome to mars, b*tches.
This is "stars on mars."
Computer: Mars crew, your food
and drink supplies are now replenished,
But with four new crew members,
you must ration them wisely.
You started on your wine yet?
There's cold wine?
Or is that red?
- This is red.
- Oh, okay.
- Ooh, look at our alcohol.
- I know. Wait.
Get a bottle. Which bottle?
Porsha: So when it
comes to the new people,
At this point I
love all of y'all,
'cause y'all brought
us some food.
We have buffalo
wings. We have pizza.
We have every, every
single thing you need.
- Ooh, rosé?
- Rosé?
- Rosé all day!
- I don't even drink,
But I might have
to get some of that.
Ronda: So, andy, do you write?
Well, for years on
the conan show,
- I wrote sketches and stuff.
- That's why I know you from,
- Is conan!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I've been on conan a couple of times.
- I know.
It was the first talk show
to ever have me on it.
I remember.
My name is andy
richter. It's sol day nine.
Cat and ashley and paul and I
Are trying to integrate
ourselves into a group of people
Who are already...
Well, they've been living
together for nine sols.
So where did you fly in from?
I lived in l.A. For 5 1/2 years,
But I moved rhode island two
years ago with my husband.
I have to say that I
was a little starstruck
When I saw marshawn lynch
with his gold teeth shining.
Then it's ronda rousey
and lance armstrong.
It's pretty iconic.
I don't know yet what
I bring to this team,
But hopefully I find out
soon and I can deliver.
Porsha, your butt is the
best I've ever seen in my life.
Oh! Well, thank you!
It's a beautiful, beautiful a*s.
- It's a mars butt.
- At least...
- Thank god she said it.
- It's a mars butt.
- It was okay before I got here.
- It was a mars butt.
But since I've been here,
we work out every single day.
Even when we don't work out,
the missions are our workout.
I ain't ready, I ain't
ready, I ain't ready.
I'm already tired.
I'm the oldest here.
- No, you're not.
- No, you're not.
- Stop that.
- How old is lance?
- Lance is, like, 78.
- Lance is 70.
I'm blending right in,
You know what I'm saying?
This is gonna work out.
This is gonna
work, I'm telling you.
- Where you been all this time?
- I was just in there.
- Oh, in your little room?
- Yeah.
Oh, get ready to give that up.
We're about to
choose another one.
- I know.
- The base commander,
They get their own
suite, own shower,
- Like, all private space.
- Oh, that's lit.
Should I put the wine
in here to start aerating?
- Sure.
- Does it happen immediately,
Or are we supposed to
wait a certain amount of time?
Maybe, like, ten minutes.
Coming in the
experiment halfway through
I think gives me an advantage.
I'm coming in fresh,
I'm coming in as a chef,
And that's really
cool, to have a skill
That you can really bring to
the hab that's really valuable.
Hi.
Tomorrow night... we're
doing the things tomorrow.
- All right.
- I'm gonna cook.
Oh, we can have
sausage. Here, I'll get this.
I hate the casing.
Is that weird?
- No, it's not.
- Oh, okay.
I'm just doing it for everyone.
Why are you taking the skin off?
I just talked to the iron chef,
And she said she also
doesn't like the casing.
She'd take it off? Okay, yeah.
So I was like, all
right, I'm not weird.
Let me see. I think
I like the casing.
- Actually, no, I don't.
- Exactly.
You know what this feels
like? A nice little c*ck hour.
Everybody's mingling,
getting to know each other,
But I don't think
they really realize
We live together now.
It's about to get
crazy real soon.
How are you doing on this
thing? Are you okay? Are you...
- Yeah, yes.
- Yeah, yeah.
It's... it had been okay.
Uh-huh. Were, uh,
Tension' starting to
wear down, and people...
We just got onto a
controversial subject
That I feel pretty
passionately about.
Oh, really?
- What was it? Uh...
- Trans in sport.
Andy: Oh.
It got heated?
[ bleep ]
I mean, it was about
to come to blows.
- It was... that was terrible.
- Oh, wow.
- So...
- [ alarm blaring ]
- Ain't that a b*tch.
- [ screams ]
This means emergency!
New people! New people!
This means emergency.
Cat: When I first heard
the emergency sirens,
I started sweating.
I'm like, "oh, my god.
This can't be happening."
Where are we going? Where
do we go for the emergency?
The sirens and
all the red lights,
Everybody seems relatively calm.
I'm like, "guys,
what's going on?"
- I like them tights on you.
- Thank you.
Like, you kinda thick.
I actually am in
a doja cat song.
Porsha: No way. What song?
Andy: It's called [ bleep ],
And there is a rhyme,
"thicker than andy richter."
- No!
- Yeah.
And I just called you thick.
Computer: It's time to choose
a new base commander.
Ah, that moment of truth.
I'm already nervous 'cause I
don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's
about to happen,
And then all of a sudden,
everybody got serious.
How's everybody's
bodies feeling?
- Lance the oldest, man.
- I'm not anymore. Andy's the oldest.
- No, I'm the oldest.
- Thank god.
- Well, you just got here.
- Yeah, but come on,
That's the kind of fresh
blood that we need.
- You want be the leader?
- To lead us?
Porsha: The base
commander is the leader
Overall on missions.
Andy, you just got here.
You want to be in
charge of all this?
- Nope.
- Yeah, yeah, the guy that doesn't know
- What the [ bleep ] is going on.
- No, no, no, no.
- Nah.
- No, no, no, no.
- Andy: Yeah!
- You need to know this is the real deal.
- Lance: Yeah.
- But I thought it would be fun to be base commander,
But that lasted a very
short amount of time.
- I vote lance.
- Okay, why do you think he should be base commander?
Every mission that we done had
He has been the
first or second name
Called through the doors.
I could see that. Okay, okay.
I agree.
I think lance should
be base commander.
I don't know, I just feel
like you would be good.
I'll do whatever. I'll do
whatever you guys think.
Lance: Ideally, I
don't want to do this,
But there are certain people,
without naming names,
That I don't ever want
to be base commander.
I mean, I've made it known
I think ariel is awesome,
And she thrives in logistics.
Yeah, you haven't been
the base commander yet.
She hasn't been
the base commander.
She's been so tantalizing.
She's like the leonardo
dicaprio of base commanders.
I vote ariel, too. I mean, she's
whipping everybody into shape,
And when you're out
there it needs to be sharp,
- It needs to be... -
so that's the problem.
A lot of people don't be feeling
that kind of [ bleep ] though.
I didn't understand
what was happening.
Okay, nobody seemed to
have a problem with it before,
- So what's the problem?
- But they did though.
Okay, who? Lance? Lance
and I have a problem, but that's it.
- It's just between us.
- Well, if that's the case and it's a problem,
Then probably neither one of
y'all should be base commander
Because while we out
there and if you got problems
Then that's just not
good for the team.
I was incredibly shocked.
I was incredibly hurt. I
was incredibly embarrassed.
Because we just
met these new people.
They literally just got here.
All I care about is the mission
being successful. That's it.
You didn't even ask me
how I would do it at all.
You literally just...
- 'cause it's not about how you would do it.
- It is, though.
Cat: I felt like I came in
here in the middle of this.
There were already alliances
and cliques formed in the hab.
Should we do a vote?
Let's write on a piece of paper.
We've been doing it
that way this whole time.
That's fine.
Paul: I voted for lance
'cause I felt like he had
more of a steady approach.
Ariel was a little
more emotional,
And he didn't raise his
voice or pout or anything.
I just felt
comfortable with him.
All right, okay.
Guys, can I have your attention?
The base commander is...
Ariel.
- Ariel! Ariel! Ariel!
- Thanks, guys.
- Naw, hell, nah.
- Ariel!
- Come on!
- Did we forget the fact that lance and ariel
- Have an issue with each other?
- They don't.
- But...
- Naw, but they do.
- They've sorted it.
- If you got bad blood with somebody,
And it comes down to
you have the final decision
If somebody is behind
that door, and you don't...
I don't have the final decision.
- It's a vote.
- It literally goes to the...
But you also have a lot of say-so
in that vote on what's going on.
- There's a lot of people... - and
just because of the simple fact
That you do have bad
blood towards somebody...
It has never been that way.
I absolutely had my
integrity questioned.
I have been quite possibly,
and I'm proud to say this,
One of the most honest and
fair people in this house, truly.
I feel that they both either
need to be in the field
Or they need to
be in here together.
No, no, no. You know what? No.
This is honestly a
little bit ridiculous.
But see, that would show why you wouldn't
be in position to be a base commander.
Marshawn, are you kidding
me? You've gotta be kidding me.
- I'm not kidding.
- I've waited all this time to be base commander.
I've been mission
specialist twice.
I know, so you've
been safe twice.
Ashley: I'm like, as
long as I'm not part of it,
I'll sit back and watch
with my popcorn.
Bring it on.
I think we need to discuss this.
I don't think you
should walk out on it.
I'm a little bit upset.
It's a little hurtful that
this is what my vote is.
I've been waiting so long to
be base commander. So long.
It was a yes. Even
the new people,
It was pretty majority yes.
And so I was blown away
That marshawn
would contest that.
And for that to be questioned
Because of lance was
like... made me sick.
Ariel, let me make
this really simple.
I don't need the drama.
I've busted my
a*s for nine days.
I'm gonna bust my
a*s on the tenth day,
And I'm going to
auto-select myself to leave.
We've got four new great people.
What did you say? You
said... to leave where?
- To leave. Yes.
- To leave mars?
Naw, I don't like
that. Why are you...
- What are you talking about?
- No, no, no, no, no.
That's not even fair to the team
For you to say, "oh,
I'm gonna opt out."
You have all these
new great people.
- It's gonna be fine.
- Nobody's giving up.
I'm tired of people giving up because
it's really making the experience not fun.
I thought we were having fun
because I thought everybody
Who was here now
wanted to actually be here.
But I'm giving
you an option of...
We don't want
your option. It's fine.
- We're gonna finish today...
- Well, guess what?
And we'll handle it tomorrow
when tomorrow comes.
I'm not living in this hab
another day with certain people.
Cat: What have I
gotten myself into here?
This is crazy.
Porsha: You said...
You said to leave where?
- Lance: To leave. Yeah.
- The mission?
- To leave mars?
- I'm not living in this hab
Another day with certain people.
So I will auto-select
myself out of here, I promise.
[ indistinct chatter ]
- No, no, no, no.
- Don't run away. Don't run away.
I'm not running away.
I'm just like, this is
a little bit ridiculous.
- Come here.
- This is just a little bit ridiculous.
- Can I talk you?
- I mean, about what?
About the issue I
have with lance?
- I'm out.
- Paul: Let me have a drink with you then.
- Tonight.
- We'll have a few drinks.
Yeah, go have a
drink. Thank you.
We'll go bust our a*s tomorrow
and I'll be back home to aspen.
See, you already got
the name of the game.
We don't see eye to eye on
a human rights issue, that's it.
So I don't understand
how that plays here.
Multiple people
disagree with lance.
Multiple, multiple.
Tinashe, adam. Multiple people.
I'm just the only one that
decided to tell him how I felt.
[ background chatter continues ]
The point is that ariel and
lance don't see eye to eye,
So I don't feel that
neither one of them
Should be in a position
to be base commander.
- I don't feel bad about that.
- There's nothing for her to feel bad about.
- I just think that... - no, I'm saying I
don't feel bad about giving ten days
And busting my
a*s, and then saying,
"we got four new people.
This'll be great. You're good."
Okay.
- No, I don't agree.
- Well...
It's been super
chill this whole time.
I don't where
this all came from,
And I'm super
embarrassed for us.
- Eh, what are you gonna do?
- Yeah.
I care that the
mission is successful,
Not that lance fails.
I honestly feel pretty
betrayed by marshawn.
I'm not gonna lie. I
was pretty devastated.
[ crying ]
It seems as if
ariel is struggling.
There were tensions
between ariel and lance,
And I know it's not settled and
I don't think it'll ever be settled,
But she's a little
down because of it.
- That was fun.
- Oh, it's crazy.
I was like, man, I don't
care, just somebody do it.
It was sort of
shocking, you know,
And I just feel like, you
know, when you're a team,
You gotta talk that
type of stuff out.
I had no idea any of
that was gonna happen.
- Surely not.
- This is my thing though.
Like, if there's an issue,
I feel like you're
supposed to stay together.
Don't roll your eyes.
Let's listen, let's talk,
And that's what a leader does.
- Mm-hmm.
- And I told lance,
"I don't like the way
you handled that either.
You just ready to quit."
Tinashe: I think the fact
there were new people
Created a little more
pressure in the situation
Of us discussing things.
- I just think it's whack-a-doodle.
- Right.
- And you're gonna stand there and say...
- Mm-hmm.
"I don't wanna be here."
That part really
got on my nerves.
Yeah, I feel that. I agree.
Paul: Good morning, everybody.
Andy: Good morning.
Paul: Hey, ai, what's the
score of the celtics game,
Since you know everything?
Computer: Celtics
are down 52 to 48.
They could really use the truth.
[ laughs ]
- Both: Good morning.
- [ indistinct chatter ]
Ariel: There have been
a lot of times in my life
That I have had
to be very brave.
I fight really hard
for what I believe in.
I fight really hard
for what is fair.
- Uh-huh.
- [ alarm blaring ]
Computer: Attention, crew,
Please proceed to
the command center.
I've been waiting so long to
finally be base commander.
Like, I earned that.
Porsha: Come on, guys!
Come on, everybody!
I have to stand up for this.
This announcement
will not be long, so...
Last night was a really tough,
Confusing, I'm sure
for the new people,
Kind of strange meeting.
Um, but I have tried to
be as fair as possible,
As truthful as possible.
I am not changing
that just because I may
Or may not have had an
argument with somebody.
I want this team to succeed.
That's what I care about.
So I am going to
be base commander.
[ bleep ]
It's how it's going to be
done. It's how it will be done.
If marshawn doesn't
like it, I don't care at all.
You don't have to be concerned
That I'm going to
put you in the bottom
Because I don't like you
or don't like what you said.
Paul: It didn't really start off
On a good note with ariel,
And I thought she came off
kind of firm and aggressive.
I don't got time for that.
That's what the announcement is.
- Thanks, commander!
- Copy.
Porsha: This woman
has the eye of the tiger.
Who runs mars? Girls do.
Shatner: Coming up...
Ariel: Meteor strike imminent!
[ screaming ]
Ariel: Save us!
Plug, plug, plug. Go ahead.
- We are going to die.
- Welcome to mars, b*tches.
[ music playing ]
Guys, I've decided
to change my mind.
What are you
changing your mind to?
Well, I had a good sleep
and a good workout,
So I decided to not tap out.
Look, ariel and I just
have very different styles.
I did want to leave,
But, you know,
Maybe I'm not giving
people enough credit.
I mean, everybody's different.
Some people hold grudges and...
But I'll stick it out.
Well, there you go.
- [ alarm blaring ] - computer:
Emergency. Inbound meteor shower.
Emergency. Inbound
meteor shower.
Adam: Emergency!
Emergency. Hab breach.
- Emergency. Hab breach.
- Andy: Emergency.
Attention, crew. We
have an emergency.
A meteorite shower has
punctured the walls of the hab,
Creating a large
number of tiny holes.
Your oxygen levels
are plummeting rapidly.
Oxygen, for anyone who
is not familiar with oxygen,
Very important.
You'll need to work
together quickly
To plug those holes
until the hab can be fixed.
This mission will
test your endurance
And will earn you
a mission patch.
I'm downloading all of the information
for your base commander now.
They're in charge,
and we'll determine later
Who was mission critical
And who is not.
Unless you fail.
Then they're up for
possible extraction
From the simulation as well.
Commander, pick
your mission specialist.
They will be safe
inside with you.
Good luck, and remember,
If you run into
any issues at all,
Do not hesitate to panic.
Shatner out.
- "shatner out."
- "shatner out!"
Did he say do not
hesitate to panic?
- Yeah. He did, he did.
- [ overlapping chatter ]
- He did say to panic.
- He said that.
- All right.
- All right, well,
My mission specialist is
right in her seat already.
- Tinashe: Thank you.
- I knew exactly who I wanted as my mission specialist.
Tinashe and I have
been a team before,
And work really,
really well together.
There was no other
option in my mind.
Tinashe: I'm pretty excited that I
was chosen to be the mission specialist.
We were a great team
the first time around,
And I'm actually really happy
that I'm safe from elimination.
All right, ready,
team? Let's get it!
Here we go! Here we go, girls!
- Computer: All crew, prepare for deployment.
- Okay.
Oxygen levels decreasing.
Ashley: I'm definitely
nervous for my first mission,
Mainly because I have no
idea what it's gonna entail,
How hard it's gonna
be on my body.
I'm ready for some
space [ bleep ] now.
Okay, guys, so our
oxygen supply is depleting.
We are going to die, and
need to patch the tiny holes.
- All right, ready, team?
- All right, let's go.
- I'm an expert in little holes.
- [ overlapping chatter ]
- [ cheering ]
- save our lives!
Computer: In this simulation,
A meteorite shower
has reached the hab,
Causing an oxygen leak.
There are now 13 holes
in the walls of the hab.
Seven crewmembers must
use their bodies to plug the holes.
The other two crewmembers
must make rubber plugs,
Then fix them into
the holes permanently.
- All right, let's go.
- Let's do it. Let's do it.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Adam: All right, let's go.
Paul: Don't fall,
y'all. Watch your step.
Patch it, and you
patch it, and you patch.
- Little holes!
- Look at the meteorites.
Seems like we always have
an emergency here, which...
[ screaming ]
The pressure! The pressure!
Can we just have a day of peace?
Five minutes until hab
oxygen loss simulation begins.
You will have two hours
until total oxygen loss.
Ariel: Okay, team, everybody
who is in the plug crew
Are marshawn, porsha,
Lance, ashley, andy,
Ronda, and paul.
So just find your holes.
Tinashe: If it's a big
hole, use your head.
Use whatever it takes
to plug these holes.
Two, three, four, five, six...
We're missing one hole.
I only count 12 holes.
top on that thing over there.
It has to be. Oh,
there it is. That one.
Up high, somebody has
to stand on something.
I'm gonna do the rover.
Hey, lance, over
here. Come close.
Yeah, close,
close, close, close.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Paul: You going up top?
- Mm-hmm.
You're tall enough
maybe to put your helmet
- And two hands here.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll do that.
That way you can hit three.
Ronda, she was the one that
pointed me to the face hole
That she was too
short to get into.
And then there were
two on either side.
Plug, plug, plug.
It is timed. Plug.
Okay, plug, plug,
plug! Go ahead.
Ariel: Plug the holes. Let's go.
I have such an easy position.
The hole was near the
ground, and I could lie down
Literally using my backpack
As a lounging device,
And just keep
the finger in there.
Tinashe: Your two
hours starts now.
Two hours?
Keep your fingers in the holes.
We need to keep
these plugged up.
Endurance can
mean a lot of things.
It can mean how
long can you run?
How far can you go?
But it also means how
long can you stand in place
With your fingers like this?
Harder than it looks.
Computer: A meteorite
shower has breached the hab
- Causing an oxygen leak.
- Plug, plug, plug.
Okay, plug, plug,
plug! Go ahead.
Seven crewmembers must
use their bodies to plug 13 holes.
- Ariel: Cat and adam?
- Copy.
Go to the supply dome.
Cat: Okay, we're
at the supply dome.
Computer: Mix crew, you
must create three batches
Of four small plugs,
plus one large plug.
Mix crew, you need
to add equal parts
Of a solution and b solution.
- We have it. A and b.
- Mix crew, copy.
Cat and adam will
be doing the mixing
And crafting of the molds.
Cat: Pour slowly.
- Oops.
- Not trying to lose anymore.
- Got it.
- Got it.
- You wanna take over?
- Yeah.
Got it. Just like
being in the kitchen.
Exactly it.
Okay. Stop.
Tinashe: Timer has
started on the curing.
It'll take 30 minutes to cure.
Once the cure is complete,
You're gonna use the plugs to
plug 'em up basically like an earplug.
If you have to roll it, if you have
to squish it to get it in the holes...
- Got it.
- Ariel: And then we have to do it two more times.
- The 13th hole is your hole, andy.
- Okay.
Cat: Whoo! That's
science right there.
Ariel: Ashley on the ground
with her finger just in there
Is literally k*lling me.
That is so amazing.
- Good for her.
- She looks amazing.
Tinashe: I love that for her.
Ashley: I don't know if I do
deserve an endurance patch
Because I was
basically taking a nap.
[ music box playing ]
Everybody else was
getting their arms so tired
Having to hold them up for
half an hour at a time like this.
This is making my
arms hurt already.
They've been up for
about ten seconds.
Lance: Ashley, I wish
you would've taken these.
I unfortunately got stuck
standing in front of two holes
That were not anywhere
near each other.
[ bleep ]
And then, you know,
some folks were like this.
They're like this.
And I was like, "how did I
get this one? This sucks."
Hey, shawn, how you doing,
man? I ain't heard nothing from you.
I'm solid, buddy.
Boy, I got the
best balance ever.
I'm just trying not to
fall off this rover though.
If I fall, it's over.
[ grunting ]
It was definitely harder
than it looked, man,
Because you think you just
filling a hole with your fingers,
But the next thing you know,
your shoulders start hurting.
This is normal for me.
We hold up our hands up this
long in baptist churches, so...
[ laughing ]
Here's how to praise jesus.
♪ Hallelujah!
minutes on the plugs.
Tinashe, was that real time
or was that an approximate?
- We're at 17:39.
- Keep the time.
Copy. He wants time checks.
It's like, dude, nobody
else wants time checks.
Adam: All right, we're ready.
- Ariel: Ten seconds for plugs.
- Perfect.
Oh, yeah, we're
ready to celebrate.
All right, team! All
right, team! Boom!
Ariel: Three, two...
Let's go, let's go, let's
go, let's go, let's go!
Marshawn, we're on the way.
Go ahead and unplug.
Adam: Right here, man.
- Cat?
- Yeah?
Perfect.
Nine.
- Adam: That's good, cat.
- All right, good.
- Porsha?
- Yes?
- I see you.
- Okay.
Behind you. Watch out.
- Watch out.
- Cat?
All right, ready?
What's next?
Ronda: This one's
leaking a little bit, guys.
Ronda, which one?
One, two, three, go.
Adam: I got it.
All right, great.
Hit it, cat.
[ groans ]
Ronda: They came
and plugged the hole.
I was so unreasonably excited.
[ laughing ]
Computer: Four holes repaired.
Nine remaining.
We have to do this whole
process two more times
After we plug four holes.
Oh, so another solution gonna
Take another 30 minutes then?
Welcome to mars, b*tches.
[ laughs ]
All right, let's do it again.
All right, molds are curing.
Good job.
New timer is now
[ sighs ]
Oh, wow, another 30 minutes.
[ bleep ] that.
[ groans ]
Standing there
plugging holes in that suit
Was incredibly difficult.
[ groaning ]
I felt like I had to
come up with something
To distract them and
keep them entertained.
What is the stupidest thing
You've ever heard
about yourself?
Those, like, celebrity worth...
You know, like
what they're worth?
Like, mine says $10 million.
And that's not true.
That's funny.
If I had $10 million, would
I have my face in a hole?
The craziest thing I've ever heard
about myself is that I'm straight.
[ laughter ]
What is the thing we
hate the most about mars?
- All: Food!
- The food.
So I was in vegas for
my friend's 21st birthday.
You know, we hired
some strippers for him...
Like, ariel, you talk
too much [ bleeping ].
Ariel: I don't really know how
to hire strippers, you know?
It's hard for me to stand
still, and so the only way
That I was thinking
I could get through it
Is just to close my
eyes and just be as still
And as quiet as
possible. Of course...
What is everyone's
favorite song?
Ariel cannot be quiet.
If you never got
into the profession...
It was just constant. Like, these
jokes and these gags and this stuff.
And I'm just like, "oh, my god."
We have an hour and six
minutes before we lose oxygen.
Again, you guys
are doing amazing.
[ bleeping ]
I'm too old.
Andy and paul,
how are you doing?
Mm. My hand's getting numb.
Kind of, like, dead, you know?
Tingling like they're asleep.
Oh, gosh, this is so hard.
- [ sighs ] - paul,
how are you doing?
Hey, um...
I haven't heard from
you. Are you okay?
It's hurting.
Paul: It's stressful,
it's difficult.
I'm not sure how much
more I can go. It's draining.
Oh, my gosh. That's so hard.
Oh, man.
Computer: Habitat oxygen
levels are down to 44%.
Only 45 minutes of
breathable air remain.
Let's plug these holes!
Lance, we're on you.
- You got it?
- Cat?
- Yeah?
- Squirt that [ bleep ].
[ groans ]
Whoo!
- Easy.
- Truly.
- Ready? Hit it, cat.
- Okay.
- I'm here.
- There you go, buddy.
- Thank you.
- Shake it good.
Paul: Once my
hole got covered up,
My job after that was to go
see who needed some relief.
Y'all wanna split
this up with her?
Five, five, five, five?
Computer: Eight holes
repaired. Five remaining.
- Cat: Okay. We're curing now.
- Adam: We're curing.
We only have 30 minutes
left. Everyone, stay strong.
Oh, yeah. This is the way.
- Oh.
- Ariel: Ronda.
These people are so unserious.
[ sighs ]
Why do this? To t*rture us?
Andy: My hands
were getting numb.
I felt like my hands
were falling asleep.
There should be a silver bowl
In your dome on
your supply rack.
Adam: Got it. Copy.
Ariel: Go to andy's hole,
fill the hole with the bowl,
- And then seal it.
- Got it.
All right, cat, we're
ready for the last spray.
Computer: Five holes remain.
Total oxygen loss imminent.
Three, two, one. Okay,
final plugs, let's go!
- Ariel: Plug the holes!
- Let's plug.
- Cat: Ready?
- That's one.
- Cat: Okay.
- Let's go, cat.
Ashley, great.
Andy, are you ready
to move your big head?
Yep.
Base commander, it looks
like every hole is patched.
Computer: Hab pressure
normalizing. Oxygen restored.
- Whoo! You guys were successful!
- Yes!
- Congratulations, you are done.
- [ all cheering ]
You know, it was a
good team effort, man,
But it was definitely enduring.
- That was good. That was good.
- Great job, cat.
- An honor to be in the kitchen with you.
- Oh, yes.
All right, everybody,
get inside the airlock,
And we will bring you back in.
Ariel, we know how I
stand on the personality,
So that makes me nervous.
But if we just talk
about the mission,
I certainly felt like I did
everything I was asked to do.
I feel like I always do.
And so if she decides that
I was not mission critical,
Then this is personal.
Hey!
Computer: Incoming
message from mission control.
Way to go, crew! A
successful mission.
Base commander,
with dwindling rations,
A difficult decision
must be made.
Who will be extracted?
Transmission over.
- Ariel: All right.
- This is hard to pick bottom.
To figure out who
might go home sucks.
Tinashe: Ronda
is a question mark.
She wasn't the
strongest person today.
- That's my opinion.
- Ariel: I'd agree.
Lance, to me,
he's the last person
That I would
personally want to save.
I cannot stand lance,
but it would be really hard
For me to justify
sending lance home
If it wasn't a
personal decision.
If we put him in the
bottom three here,
It's literally going to be
what they said last night
About me being base commander.
I am always good at
making decisions myself,
But, um, this one has
been particularly difficult.
Okay, figured it out.
- Ariel: Welcome back, guys!
- Tinashe: Hey!
Well, you guys
all did so amazing.
This decision is
incredibly hard.
I'm going to welcome
the first person in.
This person
absolutely k*lled it.
Cat, welcome in.
Porsha: All right,
good job, cat.
- Wow.
- All: Yay!
- Congratulations!
- Whoo!
- Yeah.
- [ laughs ]
Computer: Endurance
patch acquired.
To come back and have a
success and to get my first patch,
It felt really amazing.
So the next
person, he's k*lling it,
- Adam! Welcome in!
- [ cheering ]
Mish crit!
Lance: As we were
sitting in the airlock,
As the numbers start going down,
This was very frustrating.
Porsha, welcome in.
- Andy, come on in.
- All right!
I get to eat dinner.
It really felt like
losing. I hate that.
- [ screams ]
- [ laughs ]
Okay, this next person
Has always been
mission critical...
And was mission
critical again today,
So welcome in, lance.
Lance: For the most part,
I thought she was
very fair to me.
Whatever the differences
are, she put that aside.
Whoo-hoo!
Ariel: As much as
I do not like lance,
Ultimately, I could not
put him in the bottom three
Because what we are looking for
Is people who
are mission critical.
He did his job, he did it well,
So he was saved.
All right, my boy, I'll
catch you back home.
Marshawn: After the tension
between ariel and myself,
I believe ariel is putting
me in the bottom three.
So this last person
sometimes drives us
A little bit crazy.
Welcome in, marshawn!
Welcome back. We love you.
Mish crit.
Whoo-hoo!
Paul: I was shell-shocked
being in the bottom three.
It seems like social
relationships can play a factor
On an elimination process.
I'm definitely like
how am I here?
Ashley: This experience
is not yet fulfilled.
I need to stick around
a little bit longer.
Ronda: Being left in the
bottom three for elimination,
It's the first time I'm like,
"oh, [ bleep ], I might
be going home today."
But I'm not ready for it.
Ariel: Ronda, ashley, paul,
now it's time we decide.
Computer: Enter the
decontamination zone.
And you will each
get a chance to tell us
- Why your mission critical.
- [ sighs ]
Getting in front of those
doors really made me feel like
I wanted to be here and to
continue to prove to myself
That I am strong, powerful,
and capable of living on mars
With the rest of these
professional athletes.
Okay, we will start
with you, ashley.
Well, guys, while I had
probably the easiest task
Because my finger hole
was so low to the ground
And I got to kind of lounge,
I kept that finger in the hole
the entire hour and a half.
That is important.
And for ingenuity, she used
the backpack as a chaise lounge.
Right.
[ tropical music playing ]
Okay, ronda, please tell us
why you're mission critical.
Uh, you guys know I
really miss my baby.
When I first got
here, I was like,
"get me out of here asap."
As I got to know
all of you guys,
We all became this weird
little martian family together.
I can't leave you guys yet, and I
really can't miss cat's dinner tonight.
[ laughter ]
We want ronda. We've
always wanted ronda.
But out of everybody
in the mission,
She hasn't particularly excelled
A way a lot of
people have excelled.
Now, paul, please tell us
why you are mission critical.
I think I fit well
with the group.
I was able to show a
sample of that today.
You know, once my
mission was done,
You know, I was able to move on
to the next and help other people.
Now, paul, yesterday he came
in here with a little bit of, like...
The vibe was not as positive.
How was his vibe not
positive? What happened?
When he came in here,
he right away was like,
"if I think somebody
should go, it should be ariel."
That was coming in a little hot.
I thought we was taking the
personal [ bleep ] out of this.
Ariel, your personal feelings involved
in decision making doesn't work.
You should be more
about performance.
So if we're going off of his
performance today, he was on a jeep,
Held his arm in the
air for 60 minutes.
She was sitting on the
ground with her finger like this.
So if we're going
off of performance,
- How do you justify that?
- That's true.
I think we know now.
We all are in agreement.
- Yes.
- We all agree, yes?
- Yes.
- Okay, thank you.
All right, I am so excited
to press this button.
Come on in...
- Ronda, we love you!
- Yeah!
[ cheering ]
You are so mission...
- Welcome back!
- Welcome back.
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
Now, you guys
are both fantastic,
But the choice of who
was mission critical today...
Is paul.
[ cheers and applause ]
I'm back with the team,
And I can sleep another night.
- [ cheering ] - aw,
thank you, guys.
Computer: Ashley, you
are not mission critical
And must leave
the hab immediately.
- Bye.
- Ariel: Ashley, I'm so sorry.
- I'm sorry, girl.
- Thanks for coming to mars.
Bye!
- Tell earth we said hello.
- Bye, sweetie.
- Bye!
- Ashley: I gotta go back to paradise.
I'm disappointed that I
got eliminated so early.
I'm not the most athletic
or the best problem solver,
But I think I expected
more from myself.
Well, I'm glad you stayed
because we about to eat
- And we about to drink.
- I know, I know.
Let's get those mushrooms
nice and smoky and nutty.
- Yes, chef!
- Yes, chef!
Ariel: It's funny. I've literally been
playing poker for so many years,
But I've never learned any other
poker aside from texas hold 'em.
She's good. She's good
at... she can play some cards.
That's the only nice thing I'm saying
for the rest of the night about ariel.
[ andy laughs ]
The rest will be [ bleep
]-stirring nonsense.
We need to put
that stuff behind us.
We have missions to do.
And also, I mean,
come on, who cares?
He's literally been so
rude to my face since we...
Like, literally
since we got back.
- Like, to my face.
- He's such a baby.
Andy: My strategy is that
I'll be base commander.
Yeah, I'll probably, like, pit
them against each other...
It was really [ bleep ] awkward.
Let them die.
That's when they will find
out that I am a monster.
[ laughs maniacally ]
Shatner: Next time
on "stars on mars"...
Emergency!
The hab ai has been
infected with a virus.
We're members. Let us in!
[ screaming ]
Computer: You are
all going to d-d-die.
A-ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It is a little scary
and unnerving.
It's locked.
We have 11 seconds left.
- Hey, you okay?
- [ groans ]
I think when
you piss off cat cora...
- I think it's [ bleep ].
- She stays pissed off.
I don't think is this gonna be
a smooth ending here.
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