01x04 - Life on Mars?

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- Shatner: Previously...
- Fire!

Computer:
Evacuate immediately.

Shatner:


An unprecedented experiment
on mars.

- [ all screaming ]
- every day, something.

Oh, my god.
All of our veggies are dead.

We're gonna
re-fertilize the soil.

I'm getting right
in the damn [ bleep ].

[ gags ]

This is the bottom three.

I think natasha and marshawn

Are more valuable to
this team going forward.

Ariel: When richard voted
himself out, he had to leave.

Now nine celebrities remain.

Computer: Incoming message.

Two of your crew members must
be extracted from the simulation.

- Oh, my god!
- Two?

There's gonna be games
starting. Like, not good games.

I think at this point you
need to have a little strategy.

- I don't wanna go home.
- If you in for the long haul,

I'm gonna take this
ride with you, man.

We're surrounded by some
sort of lifeform that could k*ll us.

- Say hello to my little friend.
- I can't breathe.

- Keep moving!
- Don't wanna leave my team behind.

- Aah!
- Anything, anything can happen.

This is "stars on mars."

Tom: People of earth,

If you see this,

Cherish the world
around you, okay?

Mars is bleak,

Empty, and vast, cold.

It is rugged out here.

No matter how bad you
think you have it back on earth,

You're living like a king compared
to what life is like here on mars.

Tinashe: It's sol day seven,
and as base commander,

I had really seen
the energy changing.

What was for lunch?

- It was mystery meat.
- Same thing, different day.

We're critically low on food.

I just can't have another
piece of cured meat.

We've been eating the same
packaged food now for days.

I put barbeque sauce in
it and it tasted different.

It definitely starts
to get to you.

So as much as it's
physically difficult,

Psychologically it's extremely
difficult to be here as well.

Morale is the biggest challenge

That we're all facing
as a team right now,

But I have practice
and experience

Dealing with high
pressure situations.

And I know that being physical

Could be a really big confidence
booster for everyone here.

All right. I'm so excited
for this right now actually.

I love to train people.

It's fun to be able
to share the things

That I love so much.

Porsha, it's about to go
down like a sweet muffin!

To show them the joy
that comes with combat

That people don't really
see or even talk about.

So this is a wrestling knee.

- [ both grunting ]
- uh-huh.

So you hit me with
the flat part of your leg.

- Okay.
- Ready. One... again.

[ both grunting ]

Porsha: Me, I'm
a tomboy at heart,

So when she's teaching
me wrestling moves...

- I wanna ram you.
- You can run me into something.

- Perfect.
- Boom!

- [ grunts ]
- uh-huh.

I was like, "yeah, this is good!

I'm about to beat you up!"

- Boom! Get out of the way!
- Aah!

[ overlapping
chatter, laughter ]

- Oh, yeah!
- Ah, she's got... oh, no!

- I gotcha!
- [ both grunting ]

- [ chatter continues
] - [ laughing ]

I was wrestling
with ronda, all right?

Slap me. Get it out, get it out.

- [ shouting ]
- yeah!

Get her! Get that [ bleep ]!

- Kick me.
- Kick her! Yeah!

- Powerfist to my back.
- Unh!

I know I look badass, so make
sure y'all airdrop me the footage

Because that is bragging rights
when I get back to earth, okay?

Come on, I'll help. I'm
so sorry you got beat.

Anytime anyone's down
to wrestle in the living room,

I love to wrestle
in the living room.

- Whoo!
- I did it!

I would love to
choreograph a match for us.

I'll let you kick
my a*s all over.

- Yes!
- I was invested. I want more.

- I know. It's a vibe.
- I'm hyped.

- Well, there's, like, a structure.
- [ alarm blaring ]

So in the beginning, I'm the
bad guy, you're the good guy.

- The beginning of your rivalry.
- The beginning is the...

- Uh-oh!
- Is it time?

[ alarm continues ]

Computer: All crew, it is time to
choose a new base commander.

I think at this point
in the experiment,

You need to have
a little strategy,

And that means solidify who
you can have an alliance with.

And I think ronda is someone
who could be that person.

- I have an idea.
- Okay.

My idea is I think ronda
should be the base commander.

- What? Why?
- [ overlapping chatter ]

Porsha: Let me tell you
something about ronda.

Ronda is so strong and powerful,

But she's also very
soft and very genuine.

And those are the type of
people that you want on mars.

And I think ronda's a leader,
and I think that this would be

- A really good morale boost for her.
- Oh.

I also think adam would
be a great base commander.

- Yeah.
- That [ bleep ] was so disgusting,

And he just did it.

I think we're starting
to see some of the,

Let's just call it
games being played,

Alliances trying to be struck.

Uh, which frankly
is pretty annoying,

But, you know, again, I
think that's to be expected.

Wait, do you wanna
be base commander?

If I don't get eliminated,
I can be it next time.

It's fine. I literally am
good with whatever.

I would love ronda to
be our base commander.

- You got my vote.
- We want you, honey.

- Team ronda? Hey!
- Ronda!

- All: Ronda! Ronda!
- I won't fight all of you guys.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- All right, rowdy.

I really didn't expect to be
nominated or chosen as commander,

But if it's thrust upon
me, I do my best.

I didn't even have
a speech prepared.

I think ronda just took the job

Just based off of the
cliques cliquing up.

Tinashe, ariel, adam,

And then you got me and lance,

Ronda, and you got natasha.

And tom, who... I guess
they call them "swing votes."

And, I mean, you know, you would
rather have somebody in command like that,

Somebody who you know
ain't [ bleep ] with you.

Computer: Base commander.

What's going on, ai?

Your first task is to
oversee cleaning of the hab.

Sensors have detected
a possible contaminant.

Okay, guys, let's go.

It is important to keep
your surfaces sterile.

- [ gasping ] -
porsha: I don't like that!

We have martian c*ck.
Yeah, three antennas.

Eww, don't touch it!

- Yeah, that's not...
- Are you [ bleep ]...

- Aah! She has a... - get the [
bleep ] away from me, lance.

I'm not kidding. I will
literally kick you in the ba*ls.

- I'm not kidding.
- Kick him in the ba*ls!

I'm literally not kidding.

If that thing gets any closer
to me, I'm gonna lose it.

Ronda: That's not a house roach.

Lance: I didn't even get close.

Just the fact that I had the
c*ck in my hand, I think...

Obviously she was mad at me.

Ariel: Lance really
likes to push buttons,

But honestly, that
was not a good choice.

So...

When I was a little
kid, I worked on this set.

I was seven or eight,
and it was this, I mean,

Low budget movie.

And it was me and this kid

Who was, like, a year, year
and a half older than me.

He was playing my older brother.

And we were supposed to be kids

Who had been
abandoned by our mom.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

Ariel and I have
a lot in common.

She was child star,
and I was a child actress.

I never really was a star.

They brought in

Buckets of roaches.

- Shut up.
- Yeah.

And there was a few
on me and around me,

And they crawled
across his face.

I mean, just everywhere,

And ever since then
I've had a major phobia.

- I'm sorry, honey. You're so strong.
- Totally fine.

- Totally fine.
- [ computer beeps ]

- What's up, buddy?
- What's up?

I'm in my bunk. Beast
mode, come in here.

No, I'm not coming
in your bed, bro.

Get the [ bleep ] off the block.

- Hey, what's wrong with your daddy, bruh?
- I don't know.

This [ bleep ] just
fart all [ bleep ] day...

Hey, watch the... he's 13, bro.

Well, then he done
heard worse [ bleep ]...

Hey, tom, say hi to my son max.

- Max, this is tom.
- Right on, big dog.

This is tommy too-nice
right here, we've named him.

- Tommy two-nice.
- What's up, max? Nice to meet you.

- Your dad's a legend.
- Nice to meet you.

I don't know.

Marshawn likes me. Tom likes me.

- Ariel doesn't like me.
- Really?

Lance: I don't regret
the c*ck thing.

Everybody was, "why'd
you do that?" I'm like...

[ groans ]

Show no... okay,
that's good advice.

At some point, it gets
competitive and political.

The long game here
is gonna get ugly.

- Shatner: Coming up... - Whoo!

Two of your crew members must
be extracted from the simulation.

- Two?
- Say hello to my little friend.

- Run, run, run!
- Computer: 19...

- Let's go!
- 18...

You guys are [ bleep ]
walking! Run your a*s!

Tom: Adam, how's
the spirits today?

- Adam: High as usual.
- Yeah?

- Yeah, how about yours?
- It's about seven out of ten.

Tom: I came up here
to get a fresh mindset.

Because this thing with my
friend back home on earth,

It's incredibly messed up.

- Is your mind wandering, drifting back to earth ever?
- No.

Tom: Mine does
periodically, I'm not gonna lie.

The sandoval stuff,
it's a terrifying monster

That's taken on a
life of its own now,

And it's having a negative
impact on my focus,

On my morale.

You'll see it on my face.
I know you've seen it.

You'll see me just kind
of staring off into a corner.

- That means I'm back on earth dealing with earth problems.
- No. Not yet, tom.

No, it's... no, no, no, no,
no. I don't wanna go back.

I did not have an
affair, I am not him.

And it's just so strange

That I've been
absolutely mired in this.

If I'm somewhere,
I'm fully there.

Yes! I love that. I
wanna be more like that.

See, I drift back for,
like, an hour. This is good.

I feel like I'm rewiring
my brain a little bit.

- Yeah, it's good.
- Yeah.

No, no, no. I'm not
ready to go home.

But I have moments of weakness.

Computer: Ronda, it's now time
to assign base command duties.

To survive on mars, it's critical
to utilize all available technology.

Assign two crew members
to learn drone skills.

The rest will control
a second robot dog.

All right, all right.

We got two people,

Lance and marshawn are
gonna go outside with the drone.

And we're gonna stay in here

And we're gonna
get our own robot dog.

Love that.

The first dog, the original,

Was named marsha.

And now we have another dog!

We just need to think of a
name for the new robot dog.

Marsha and jan?

What's the closest
planet to mars?

- Earth.
- Oh.

- Eartha?
- Eartha.

- Eartha.
- I like eartha. Marsha and eartha.

We got it. You hear that, ai?

Computer: Affirmative.

Lance and marshawn,

Prepare for outside
drone duties.

Remaining crew, prepare
for robot dog training.

The rad dogs, they
don't require oxygen...

Marsha, marsha, marsha!

- We can control them...
- Eartha!

And that may come in
handy in future missions.

Line up on this
line, both of you.

- Marsha, right here.
- Computer: You must learn to control the new dog.

Mimic the old dog's actions
to complete your training.

Marsha's being controlled by ai.

This is how we know whether
or not ai's gonna defeat us all.

Okay. Ready, set, go!

- Come on, come on!
- Ariel: Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Tinashe, if you
hold this down...

- See?
- [ overlapping shouts ]

Come on, eartha! Eartha, whoo!

- Eartha!
- Tinashe: My gaming skill is coming to use.

I game every day
when I'm at home,

So learning to
control those dogs

Is actually pretty
straightforward.

- You got this, baby!
- Porsha: This is weird.

I'm not that into ai dogs,

But I'm telling you,

I might take one of
these electric dogs back.

All I gotta do is turn the
switch off in their butt.

That's good.

- How do you do it?
- Forward, obviously.

- Mm-hmm, right. Yeah.
- Turn.

- Sprint is this.
- Okay.

- Go! Come on, eartha!
- Go, eartha!

- Go, marsha!
- Go, marsha!

- This way, baby.
- Marsha!

- Ay, yeah!
- Oh, she's getting timid.

- Yep! Are we going... oh!
- [ all gasping ]

- Oh, no!
- No!

Adam: This is what happens
when you put legs on a vcr.

Dog down! She broke her leg.

The rad dogs are
essential for us.

That dog got downloaded.

How am I going
to be able to survive

If I can't control a robot?

- Let's go!
- Carry her across the finish line!

Okay.

What can I say?
I saved her life.

You know, I guess
I'm, like, technically

The first veterinarian on mars?

Ay, eartha!

- Are you okay?
- Oh, good girls.

Computer: Attention.

Crew members marshawn and lance,

You must now exit the hab

For drone surveillance training.

You don't want
one of these suits.

[ bleep ] terrible
getting in and out of.

Lance: Yeah, otherwise
we'll die outside.

I'm finna leave a
little crack in your suit.

- Just a little.
- Leave a little sliver.

Let me get that
for you, young sir.

- Thank you, sir. Thanks.
- [ laughs ]

Marshawn: My boy, my boy!

Computer: Lance and marshawn,

Practice your tech
operating skills.

- Come on...
- [ all screaming ]

Two days ago, the bio
dome was damaged by fire.

Crew made repairs.

Fly the drone to visually
confirm integrity of the repairs.

All right, let's
fire this thing up.

You saying you ain't never
worked one of these before?

- No.
- All right, look, check it out.

Lance: I'll follow your lead.

- Marshawn: Okay, there we go.
- That's so cool.

Ay, I'm a dog with this thing,
you feel what I'm talking about?

I've never flown a
drone ever in my life,

And clearly marshawn has.

To see the hab from
kind of a bird's eye view

Was super cool.

Man, take that
thing for a spin, boy.

Oh, look at that.

Lance: Based on what we
see here, it looks all right.

All right, I think we're good.

Marshawn: All right,
I'm good with that.

See if you can fly that thing
back to earth. Damn, son.

[ laughs ]

Lance: Marshawn and I,
we've gotten to be very close.

I think I've made
a friend for life.

You gotta stick around, man.

I'm in it for the long haul.

How you gonna make
it to the finish line?

I think I'm just gonna keep doing
what I've been doing, just push through.

- I don't wanna go home.
- If you in for the long haul,

I'm gonna take this
ride with you, man.

You gotta play the game
when you get in there.

If you not cliqued up with the
right people, then you at risk,

Regardless to whether if
you're mission critical or not.

There's gonna be some games
starting, like, not good games.

We got a lot of people in
there that they nag a lot,

And I think they gonna nag
they a*s right on out of the hab.

I feel you.

- [ muttering ] -
that's my dog, man.

- Adam: Look at my hands.
- Oh, you've been so busy.

- I'm gonna start crying.
- Everybody cry at least once on mars.

- Yeah. Did you cry yet?
- Yeah, I cried when richard left.

- Computer: Alert.
- [ alarm blaring ]

Alien lifeform
detected inside the hab.

- Oh, [ bleep ]!
- Oh!

[ alarm continues ]

All crew, perform
uv light inspection.

More contaminants detected.

Ariel: All right, we have two
uv lights to locate it right now.

Ronda: You go to the
women, I'll go to the men.

Ariel: Okay.

Ronda: Find anything, ariel?

- Ariel: No.
- What's left? The kitchen?

- Yep.
- Let's check the kitchen.

Oh, look! The walls!

- Eww!
- Oh, my god.

- Ariel: We found it.
- Ronda: We have a contaminant.

It is spreading
throughout the hab.

- Wow.
- Like, what is it?

- It's traveling!
- Aah!

- Oh, god.
- Oh, my god.

[ alarm blaring ]

Computer: Emergency. Emergency.

- Oh!
- Emergency!

All crew report to
the command center.

Incoming message
from mission control.

Chop, chop! We're
all here, shatty daddy.

- Whew!
- There's been an emergency.

Oh, come on, will.

We have detected a
biological contaminant.

- Ariel: The fungus!
- Ronda: Stay out of the kitchen.

That's right. We've
discovered life on mars.

Oh, my god! We
discovered life on mars, guys!

And now it's time for
a bunch of celebrities

- To merciless annihilate it.
- No!

- What if it's not hostile?
- Hold on.

If this mysterious organism
gets into the food or water supply,

The crew's chance of
survival will be minimal.

This mission will test
your perseverance

And will earn you
a mission patch.

- Oh, lucky you!
- [ laughing ]

Shush, shush,
shush, shush, shush!

Because of the fire in the farm

And dwindling rations
due to overeating,

Two of your crew
members must be extracted

- From the simulation tonight.
- Two?

- Two?
- Two.

Oh, my god!

I literally had one
piece of toast today!

Good luck, crew.

I hope you know your
way around a flamethrower.

Oh, yeah, I wanna set
some [ bleep ] on fire.

I don't get to do
the flamethrower?

Tom: The fact that we're
gonna lose two people tonight,

It sucks.

We've become,
like, a great unit.

It's kind of sad, you know?

Computer: Base commander,

You must pick a
mission specialist.

Does anyone really wanna
be the mission specialist?

I mean, I wanna be
safe! This is scary.

But do you really wanna be the mission
specialist or do you wanna be safe?

Because I want everyone
to be in their best job.

As a first time commander, I
guess I'm a little insecure about it,

And I wanted someone on my side
with some experience and initiative.

All right, I'm gonna
have to pick ariel.

Wait, can we think about this?

And she did great job as
mission specialist the last time.

And she's the youngest
and the most mature.

I think you
mispronounced "porsha."

Yay. Thanks, guys.

- Whoo!
- Yay, thanks.

Two people getting eliminated
is really shocking. Big twist.

But I'm excited to be safe.

Lance: There are people
that don't want to be out there,

So they're looking
for ways to stay inside

And get immunity for now.

Computer: Crew,
prepare for deployment.

Everybody, all hands on deck.

Go, go, go, go, go!

- Whoo!
- We got this, guys!

Computer: In this simulation,

The crew must destroy
the source of the fungus

That's spreading to the hab.

Crew must enter the caves,

Locate two mother
fungus spawn points,

And destroy them
with flamethrowers.

We have a map, and
we are going to do

Our absolute best to guide you.

Crew must then exit the caves

And connect to backup oxygen
before supplies are depleted.

Ronda: We'll be your
eyes in the sky to help you,

And we're gonna be on a
clock for oxygen, all right?

- Copy.
- All right, I'm ready.

Computer: Commence simulation.

Spacesuits have 30
minutes of oxygen.

- Copy.
- All right, our ticking clock here is the oxygen.

If they run out of
oxygen, we fail,

- And it's very likely I'm going home.
- And they die.

As long as they persevere,
we shall all persevere.

- Pretty much.
- [ burps ]

No, no, no, no. Not today.

Thank god there's not
a speaker on lance's a*s

- Or we'd hear him farting the whole time.
- Oh, god.

Let us know when you
guys get to the cave mouth.

Holy moly.

- Natasha.
- Yeah?

- Lead with your heel first.
- Heel?

- Yeah.
- Oh.

That's much better. Thanks.

[ bleep ] hate that suit.
They should all be burned.

It's so heavy, and this
backpack that's, like, 60 pounds,

And I can't breathe,
and I'm claustrophobic,

And I don't like caves!

Hold at the cave mouth.

There's two points where
the mother fungus is at.

Computer: Crew must
divide into two teams.

- So in team a, tinashe, you will be our point.
- Copy.

- Team b, porsha, you are point.
- Copy.

Good luck, team.
Let's get going.

Team b, you're in
first. Take a right.

Ariel: We got natasha in
the middle with the flashlight.

Marshawn in the back
with the flamethrower.

- Marshawn: Hell, yeah.
- Remember, marshawn's gonna be

In the back, you
get in the middle.

I'm gonna follow you exactly.

All right.

Porsha: I look to my
left and I look to my right,

And I said, "this is basically
the bottom three team."

Like, like...

Marshawn has to prove
himself or he's in the bottom,

And natasha is just
a bottom dweller.

So I'm like, "y'all
want me to leave?"

- Team a, come on, get moving.
- Let's go, guys.

Team a, adam, you are going
to be holding the flashlight, okay?

Lance with the flamethrower.
Tom with another flashlight.

I'll get left side if you
wanna get center left.

I'm behind tinashe right here.

You are going to have to
look around with the black light.

Team b, you take a right.

Take your next right and
go as straight as you can.

- Wait, I can't find porsha.
- I'm right here.

Damn, you really
can't see [ bleep ].

- Where you at, natasha?
- I'm right here.

The best thing to do is to keep
moving. You guys understand?

One of my favorite things
to do is to figure out a map,

But this is really tough.

Team a, have you guys
picked up a trail yet?

Not yet.

[ bleep ], sorry. I
can't see [ bleep ].

Adam: When I was in
there, I was so blind.

So I'm just trying to make myself
look busy and hold flashlights,

But I could've had my
eyes closed the entire time,

And it wouldn't have
made a difference.

I'm checking our... I'm
checking our six just in case.

Flashlights, I
need you in front.

That's the way we
came. This way!

I was a little bit annoyed with
the fact that tom was in the back.

Like, obviously we needed
the flashlights to lead the way

'cause we didn't
know which way to go.

Here, let me
grab the flashlight.

- Yeah, you got it.
- Just follow me. Here.

I got ahold of the flashlights
so that I could lead the way,

'cause no one was
taking that initiative.

I see fungus!

- You do?
- Up ahead, yeah.

Oh, there we go.

And you are following the
trail of bioluminescent fungus

- Towards the mother fungus.
- More fungus this way.

Team b, have you guys
picked up a trail yet?

Guys, I do not
see this [ bleep ].

I don't understand. Commander,
we don't know where to go.

We went to the right
when we came in

And it was a dead end.

What are we supposed to do?

I could not figure out how
to get through this cave.

Turn around from the dead end.

When you see the
t again, go right.

We did, but okay.

Computer: 47% of
oxygen remaining.

Teams have 14 minutes
until mission failure.

Team a, how are you guys doing?

You're still on a trail?
Do you still see it?

- Yes, ma'am.
- We're on the trail.

Left.

There we go. Straight ahead.

There's the mother fungus.

There it is.

- Ugh.
- We found the mother fungus.

- Team a.
- Great work, tinashe.

Whoo-hoo!

She is ugly as [ bleep ].

Team b, are you guys on track?

We see a little bit of fungus.

Marshawn: Oh, there
goes some [ bleep ].

Okay, keep going
then. Aah! Guys, look!

- The mother fungus!
- Eww!

- Weird!
- All right, team a, team b,

- You burn that b*tch.
- [ cheering ]

All right, look, check this
out. Say hello to my little friend.

Get that mother
fungus, marshawn!

[ cheering ]

Get 'em!

[ imitating flamethrower ]

I was on some "scarface,"

Al pacino type [ bleep ].

- Lance, fry it, baby!
- Let's do this.

- Let's go!
- [ cheering ]

Get that [ bleep ]!

Holy hell, this thing's hot.

Bye-bye, mother fungus.

See you in hell, mother fungus.

Ugh. Ooh!

- Yeah!
- That's what I do, you feel me?

Yeah!

That's some beast mode.

Computer: Alien
life source destroyed.

You have five minutes
left until mission failure.

Retreat to rovers immediately.

Guys, you need to start jogging.

All right, let's go.

Hustle, hustle, hustle.
You got five minutes.

What's at stake here is the
survival of our entire crew.

Go, go, go!

Computer: Warning,
oxygen levels depleting.

If they run out of oxygen,

I'm gonna be up for elimination
and probably sent home.

I'm really feeling the pressure
of that double elimination today.

Computer: Warning,
limited oxygen remaining.

- Team b, go rendezvous with team a.
- Okay.

They have already found
their way through the cave

To k*ll this mother
fungus that is infecting us,

And now they have to run in
their suits through a dark cave,

Up a hill, to get to their rover

And attach their oxygen

Or else the mission is a fail.

Team a, you guys flash your
flashlights down the tunnel

So you can lead
team b towards you.

Yeah, I see them.

- Okay, we see you guys!
- Okay. Whew!

We see you. Come
on, team! Hustle, hustle!

The clock is going. The
oxygen is gonna be leaving.

Nice work, team b.

All right, everyone, follow me!

Tom, you good? Stay
right here by me, tom.

I'm great.

It was just so dark, and
it was almost like a maze.

Visibility is low.

So, uh, sweet tom was just...

Tommy too-nice, he was
just not focused on the task.

I think... we go... we
should... we should go left.

Tom, this way. The other way.

Okay.

I'm like, "tom, we
have to go that way."

It is a narrow pathway
in between two things.

Come on! Come on!

I don't know how much
longer I can be in here.

I do not think natasha
would make it on mars.

I just don't. Like...

[ mutters ]

- Rock.
- She's like,

"I'm not trying to
do that. Oh, no."

Like, uh-uh. She
wouldn't make it.

Let's go.

Computer: Warning,
oxygen levels depleting.

- Run!
- Light jog, light jog.

I see the sun!

I see the light!

Run, run, run towards
the light! Go, go, go!

- Right here. Let's go!
- All right, I see the light.

- Run!
- [ wheezing ]

- We did it!
- I got you.

I got you. Let's go.

It is not over once
you get out of the cave.

You need to get to the rovers.

Computer: Warning.

Three minutes until
oxygen depletion.

Lance: A hill like
that would be hard

To sprint up anyways.

But carrying all the gear,

I think we're gonna
be in trouble.

We gotta get to the rovers.

Hustle, hustle, hustle! Come on!

The clock is still ticking!

"oh, guys. You gotta go
all the way to the truck."

What, b*tch?

You better bring that
truck down this hill! What?

Computer: Warning,
oxygen at critical level.

Natasha, come on.
Give me your hand.

Natasha: Apart
from giving birth,

This experiment has been

The hardest thing
I've ever done.

Right, we have to get oxygen.

I can't even lift up my
feet, and I can't breathe.

Computer: Oxygen
at critical level.

I can't make it.

Yes, you can. Perseverance, go.

Ronda: Perseverance
going up that hill! Come on!

Crawl if you have to.
Give it everything you got.

Computer: Warning,
oxygen levels critically low.

Come on, natasha.

- You good, natasha?
- I got you. Come on.

Lance swooped in,
adam swooped in,

And they helped me up the hill.

Let's run.

Who knew all you needed to
have was two world class athletes

On either side of you
to make it up a small hill.

You have two minutes
to get to the rover.

Everybody needs to go so
fast. This is perseverance.

We're good. Come on.

I really didn't need
somebody talking in my ear.

I'm an operator and an athlete,

And I had it, like...

All right, what do we
do with the oxygen?

Attach, attach, attach!

Computer: Confirmed.

Supplementary oxygen
connected for adam,

- Lance, and natasha.
- [ exhales ]

The back group is not
gonna make it at this rate!

Marshawn, tom, porsha, tinashe,
you guys are [ bleep ] walking!

Run your a*s!

I don't wanna leave
my team behind.

Tom: I went back
to help my team.

I can't leave my team behind.

If it comes down to it,

I'll just sacrifice myself.

I'm not trying to be like
a martyr, but I just can't.

I can't do that to someone.

Not leaving.

Computer: Warning.

45 seconds until
oxygen depletion.

Run, run, run, run, run!

Let's go!

I'm gonna have a heart attack.

Have you ever been so tired

That there is not an ounce...

Like, you can't search
a part of your body

To muster up energy to
even put a foot forward, okay?

20 seconds until
oxygen depletion.

You're gonna die! Are
you [ bleep ] kidding me?

We're running.

Get to the rover
right now and attach!

I'm trying.

Tinashe: I didn't
come here to go home.

I came here to win.

Perseverance going
up that hill! Come on!

I can't breathe.

Computer: 10, 9, 8,

7, 6, 5...

[ panting ]

Computer: Warning.

20 seconds until
oxygen depletion.

Get to the rover
right now and attach!

I can't breathe.

Go, go, go!

Computer: 10, 9...

Confirmed. Supplementary
oxygen connected for tom.

Come on!

- 5, 4...
- Ariel: Attach the tubes.

- Come on!
- We're good!

- We got everybody?
- 2, 1.

Oxygen reconnected for all crew.

- We can breathe.
- [ panting ]

Mission success.

That was a success, guys!

Everybody made it for
oxygen! Congratulations!

- [ cheering ]
- success!

- Let's go!
- Ariel: Yeah!

- Oh, I'm still alive.
- k*lled it!

- Let's go, girl!
- [ grunting ]

Yes!

That's the most marshawn
has run in maybe 37 years.

Hey, how about trying
to catch your breath

Before you start
talking [ bleep ]?

- Tinashe, I owe you.
- Tinashe: I got your back.

I know the double
elimination is coming up,

But there wasn't anything
I could've done differently.

I really truly
couldn't see a thing.

Porsha: Let's go!

[ laughs ]

Computer: Incoming
message from mission control.

Good work, crew. The
mission was a success.

How is he not wrinkled?

He's got fewer wrinkles
than me. He's 90.

- He's gotta get botox.
- I mean...

It's time for another
tough decision.

I hate this part.

Adam: I know. I
don't like this part.

There are not enough
rations for everyone.

Base commander, it's up to
you. Who will be extracted?

Transmission over.

So, mission crit.

The double elimination is crazy.

I mean, we only have
nine people left at this point.

To have seven by tonight
is a huge wake-up call

For this competition.

Natasha had a hard time,
although she worked her a*s off.

Porsha did a great job
making sure they didn't get lost.

Yes. Well, they did get lost.

- I hate this.
- Tom doesn't take initiative,

But I can't tell if tom has
potential to survive on mars.

- I can't tell. All righty.
- Ugh! I hate it!

We have our list. We
know what we wanna do.

[ groans ]

- Ronda: Hey, guys.
- Ronda's talking.

Mish crit. I think this person is
calm and cool under pressure.

Able to get team a
to the mother fungus.

Tinashe, you are
mission critical.

- Come on, tinashe!
- Whoo!

I was the most
mission critical. Yay!

- Yes!
- Yeah!

- So mish crit. Number one mish crit.
- Thank you!

Computer: Perseverance
patch acquired.

- Oof.
- That next most critical...

[ no audible dialogue ]

Marshawn, you
are mission critical.

[ cheering ]

We just gonna put it like
this, man, you feel me?

I just had the right
torch for the job.

[ cheering ]

- Perseverance! Yes!
- Right on.

Oh, my god. There's, like,
not a lot of people in here.

- I know!
- No!

Next person who's
mission critical... lance.

- [ cheering ]
- yeah!

- Lance armstrong!
- Whoo!

- Let's go.
- Perseverance! You did it!

Get your patch! Yes!

- Thank you.
- All right.

Ariel: I want to
leave here knowing

That I played an honorable game,

And lance worked hard.

So, yeah, I think
he is mission critical.

Porsha: I'm not used to this,
being in here with the low numbers.

- I'm nervous.
- Tom: I'm a bottom dweller.

Two people are
gonna be extracted,

And that's kind of terrifying.

Next person who's mish crit...

- Porsha!
- [ bleep ]

- [ cheering ] -
girl! That's our girl!

Porsha: You know, I almost
was in the bottom three,

Which is a humbling experience.

- [ cheering ]
- yes, porsha!

- You persevered!
- Thank you.

- Yes, porsha!
- Thank you.

- I mean, I love you guys.
- I love you guys.

Now we're gonna have
to send two people home.

It makes me sense for me to be in
the bottom of all these dark challenges.

- You crushed it today.
- So did you guys.

Ronda: But everyone is so loved

And part of this strange little
martian family that we've formed,

And every loss is going
to hurt at this point.

I love you. You're such a
sweetheart. And I love you.

- Aw, honey.
- Ronda: It really sucks that two people

Are gonna be going home
because we're already creating

This community and this family,
and it's gonna be a huge loss

No matter who
the two people are.

- All right, let's let them in.
- Okay.

- Computer: Natasha, adam, and tom...
- Should I be in the middle?

- Enter the decontamination zone.
- Ooh, thank you.

- Step on in.
- Oh, my god.

I feel like this is my spot
now. Third time I've stood here.

- Ronda: All right, let's hear it.
- This is so sad.

- Ronda: Tom.
- I have been plagued with bte energy,

Bottom three energy,
since I've been here.

But every morning
I wake up here,

I'm surrounded by
greatness, and I love that.

I've been like a sponge
absorbing wisdom.

If you guys decide
I'm gonna stay,

I will step up,
and I will bring it.

When it comes to tom, he's
the one who I hear from the least.

- Like, when it came to the flashlights...
- The flashlights.

And we were trying to lead
the way, he was in the back.

- Right. You have to
be... - it was so dark.

It cannot be, like, "oh,
what's up? What's over here?

It has to be, "where
are we going?"

- But he's very kind.
- When the guy walks in the room, it's like, "ah."

All right, adam, let's hear it.

Okay, I think that I should stay

'cause I think that
I bring a lot of flair.

And at the end,
I did run up fast.

- Ariel: That counts for something.
- He did. Yeah, he did.

- Yeah.
- It absolutely does.

Adam: I don't think
I really have a case

For being mission critical.

But I nominated ronda
to be base commander,

So I hope that that's
going to help me in the end.

Yesterday he really
did an amazing job,

And I feel like he's still
very energized to be here.

And moving forward, I think
he's still gonna be a better asset.

- And also he brings up our attractive average.
- True.

Ronda: Natasha.

Please, please, please
let me leave mars.

Is she on her knees
or is she standing up?

[ laughing ]

To be honest, I've
already called my uber.

So, please. Please.

Let me go.

I'm 4'11". I've never
done a push-up.

- I can't do this anymore.
- [ laughing ]

Natasha: I'm really
not built for mars,

And it's really hard to
maintain the level of energy

That it takes to be here.

Natasha would like to go home.

- What?
- I mean, I didn't think we were gonna

- Be basing it off of that.
- Well, but we have to a little bit.

You have to base that one. She has had
a hard time while being here in general.

She's had a hard
time in the suit.

In the missions, she
hasn't particularly excelled

- The way a lot of people have excelled.
- All of those are true.

- Can we hug it out?
- Yeah.

Ronda: I feel
like at this point,

It's not really picking
people that gotta go.

It's more of a
process of elimination

- Of people that have to stay, you know?
- Ariel: Yes.

So, I mean, I think
everyone's critical,

But apparently we're eating
too much of this [ bleep ] food.

I think we've made our decision.

Ronda: The final crewmember
who is mission critical...

Welcome back to the hab...

- Adam.
- [ cheering ]

Adam definitely
is a team player.

Ariel: Mish crit!

And he's really
great at making sure

That everybody else is doing
well and supporting them.

Bye, you guys.

- Bye, munchkin!
- Be easy, big dog.

- Don't be a hothead.
- Bye, tom.

Computer: Natasha and tom,
you are not mission critical

And must leave
the hab immediately.

Tom: Yeah, I feel a little
lighter on my feet now.

[ chatter continues ]

It really did kind of reset
my mind coming up here

Because it's just been
such a dark hole back in l.A.

Come on.

All of the sudden,

I hear birds chirping up
there and the sun's shining.

Bring it on earth. I'm ready.

Wait! We wanna come back!

- Ronda! Please!
- Oh, too late!

Natasha: I'm really proud
that I was able to get through it,

Even though I didn't feel
physically up to the task.

I think that at this point
it's about breaking people,

And I've been broken.

This experience has been
everything I hoped for and more.

I feel reinvigorated.

I feel like a fuse is lit again.

I'm fired up.

I need to get my life together.

Okay.

I think I'm gonna bring some
spicy pajama pants tonight.

[ laughing ]

- A spice...
- [ alarm blaring ]

- What? Not again. Are you [ bleep ] kidding?
- Girl, what?

[ alarm continues ]

The [ bleep ]?

A little bit surprising.

- [ indistinct chatter
] - computer: Alert.

Another emergency.

- Alert.
- Priority transmission.

Tinashe: I kind
of hold my breath

Because you never know
what to expect out here.

Adam: Terrible.

Porsha: We're
dropping like flies.

There's only seven of us left.

- Computer: Resupply mission inbound.
- Oh, no.

- Reply? Oh.
- Ariel: Resupply.

Okay, so we're
getting more supplies.

- Crew aboard... four.
- All: Four more people?

- Ariel: Stop it right now.
- Adam: We have four new people coming to mars.

So, anything,
anything can happen.

Another beautiful
day on the red planet!

We get to blow some
[ bleep ] up today?

- Whoo!
- Oh!

A resupply craft with
four new crewmembers

Has gone off course and
crashed in the martian desert.

[ gasping ] what if
one of them is a chef?

Tinashe: I definitely am
side-eyeing whoever's coming in here.

They're gonna have
to prove themselves.

I am really excited to find
out. Who is it? Who is it?

[ as shatner ]
who is inside this shuttle?

Let's go do this.