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03x02 - Crabs in a Bucket

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Spirit Rangers". Aired: October 10, 2022.*
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Follows Native American sibling trio Kodiak, Summer and Eddy Skycedar, who have a shared secret: they're Spirit Rangers!

03x02 - Crabs in a Bucket

Post by bunniefuu »

[birds chirping]

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Come and gather round
Listen to the story ♪

♪ Here in Xus Park
Where the spirits play ♪

♪ Someone must protect Chumash territory ♪

♪ Who will hear the call
To save the day? ♪

-Here come the Spirit Rangers
-Oh, yeah!

-♪ Here come the Spirit Rangers ♪
-♪ Cho-h*! ♪

♪ Here come the Spirit Rangers ♪

Yeah!

♪ Hurricane or flood
Sleeping sun or blizzard ♪

♪ Kodi, Summer Hawk, Eddy Turtle too ♪

♪ With their friend, Coyote ♪

♪ And their best friend, Lizard ♪

♪ Come and join the fun
And we'll all say ♪

♪ Haku! ♪

-♪ Here come the Spirit Rangers ♪
-♪ Oh, yeah! ♪

-♪ Here come the Spirit Rangers ♪
-♪ Cho-h*! ♪

♪ Here come the Spirit Rangers ♪

♪ The Spirit Rangers ♪

-♪ The Spirit Rangers ♪
-♪ Yeah! ♪

[Kodi] "Crabs in a Bucket."

[calling]

[Eddy] Welcome to Xus Park Beach.

It's got sand castles,
cute but sometimes scary seagulls...

-Haku, everyone!
-[Eddy] Hey!

It's me, the one and only
fabulously awesome Otter Woman.

I'm here to tell my story.

Summer, I was making a video
about Xus Beach, not Otter Woman.

Did you figure out who's gonna star
in the park blog beach video?

Yeah, it's me. Now, as I was saying...

Oh, no!
Is that Raven from the Trickster Trio?

Caw! That's right.

I'm going to use my Goo Gadget
to take over Xus...

Hey, why aren't you recording me?

Kodi, I'm making my own video.

Your video would be cooler
if it was about Trickster Trio.

Starring me, your big bro!

If you're going to be the star,
you'll need theme music. Clappity, clap.

-[screams]
-[gasps]

Hey, my wing!

Hey, kids. Now, our blog has room
for more videos that you all can star in.

But I wanna be the star of this video.

I'm the best actor, as you can tell
by my amazing Otter Woman.

It's true. She really nailed how much
I love shellfish. Right, Summer?

Right!

-[squawking]
-Huh?

Well, I have the best poses

for when I have to take selfies
with my adoring fans.

Need I remind you of my...

[in lower voice] ...Kodi the hero pose?

But I've been practicing
my public speaking at our ranger talks.

I'm the ranger for the job,
not Summer or Kodi.

Kids, it's okay
to want to star in the video.

No need to bring each other down.

Ah, your snipping and snapping
is just like the kuyam spirits.

They too are crabby.

That's because they are crabs.

"Kuyam" means "crab" in Samala.

They've tried to build
crab statues out of sand for ages,

but they keep fighting over
who gets to be the model,

and nothing gets done.

They've been building that statue
since we were Spirit Rangers.

It sounds like
they could really use some help.

On it! And then we'll come back
and make my video.

-[Eddy] No, mine!
-[Kodi] No, my video!

Mm. This might be a problem.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Let's go, Spirit Rangers
Calling on Spirit Rangers ♪

♪ Let's go, Spirit Rangers
Calling Kodi, Summer, Eddy ♪

♪ Kodi Stingray! ♪

♪ Summer Octopus! ♪

♪ Spirit Rangers, Spirit Rangers ♪

And Eddy Orca!

♪ Let's go, Spirit Rangers
Calling on Spirit Rangers ♪

♪ They're Spirit Ranger ready ♪

[adventurous music playing]

There's the kuyam statue,
but where are the kuyam spirits?

[thud]

[cracking and rumbling]

Wherever they are, we'd better move
before we're surf and turf!

[screaming]

[thud]

Is everyone okay?

Well, I am, but I don't think they are.

Ugh! Snappy, you just knocked over
my precious scooper claw.

It was lacking that special snap.

It doesn't need scoopy claws,
it needs snippy claws.

[grunting]

[Kodi] Haku, we're the Spirit Rangers.

You must be the Chumash kuyam spirits.

Do you need help
building your sand statue?

The last one almost squished us.

There's only room for one statue

and it has to be snappily dressed,
like me. I'm Snapp... Ow!

[giggles] Snappy's statue
is so last century.

The crab we should be building
a statue of is me, Snippy.

[gasps] Hey!

[chuckles] No. If there's anyone
we should be building a statue of,

it's the crab with the scoops
to make it happen.

And that's me, Scoopy!

Well, it sounds like they're not
on the same claw. I mean, page.

[Snappy] Exactly.

And if we can only make one statue

to tell our story
for future generations to remember us,

it should be of a heroic crab
who knows the most crab traditions, me.

No, it should be me.
I have the reddest shell.

No, it should be Scoopy.

Snippy and Snappy aren't even real crabs.
Ha! You're imitation crabs, and I know it.

-California rolls come from somewhere.
-[giggles] You know we're related, right?

Oh. [chuckles] Right.

Then it should be me,
because I'm the best at scooping.

Scoop-a-doop!

Oh, quit it!

[Eddy] Mm.

Scoopy makes a good point.

Wait, really?

Yeah, if there's only room for one statue,
the best scooper should be the model.

It's like how the best public speaker
should star in our video, and that's me.

No, it should be the snappiest crab,

like how the best selfie-taker
should star in the park video.

Since I'm the best actor, I'll make sure
the best pincher gets the statue.

Come on, Snippy, let's get building.

Snappy, let's shock
your statue into shape.

Eddy's ready to scoop-a-doop!

Ha-ha! Now you're scoopin' my language.

-[plays shell loudly]
-[screams]

Let the statue building begin!

[sighs] Why do you encourage them?

These seashells will make great scoops
for my Scoopy statue.

That's Orca-mazing,
but let's think bigger.

Orca power!

[grunts]

Oh! I've been out scoop-a-dooped!

As we all know,
the best statue has the most snap.

I can't give it snap, but I can give it
a speedy seaweed headpiece.

Stingray speed!

[adventurous music playing]

[Snappy] Ooh!

There's no way
they can snap to this style.

We're so snappy.

[seagull calling]

[Summer] Hmm.

It's missing something.

It just needs some octo-flair.

Ink blast!

[Snippy] Wow, that really snips.

-Wow!
-Snippy!

Would ya look at that?

Now, that's beautiful.

These kuyam statues are ray-diant!

Too bad there's only room for my statue.

I'll make it easy
and tear yours down for you. [yells]

-[gasp]
-Keep your snips off!

We all know there's only room for Scoopy.

Scoop-a-doop!

Hey, if it's snaps you want,
it's snaps you'll get.

No, you don't!

[thudding]

Uh... maybe you shouldn't try
to tear down the giant sand statues

while we're standing under them.

[screaming]

Nope, not safe.

Kuyam spirits, you have to stop.

-Huh?
-Why?

-[rumbling]
-That's why!

-[all screaming]
-[Lizard] Squid's tails!

Uh! Orca slam!

Summer, Kodi, are you okay?

Yeah. I'd say I need a hand,
but I've got eight.

I'm okay.

Good thing these stingray wings
are great at blowing sand.

-[Lizard grunting]
-Watch it! Careful!

Oops. Sorry.

Wait, has anyone seen the kuyam spirits?

Almost... [grunts] ...there.

Hey!

Oh, no, you don't.

I'm the only one
that can climb out of this sandpit.

[grunting]

-[grumbling]
-Hey! Snap out of it!

[grunts]

It's not fair for you to get to the top
while I'm down here.

Oh, yeah? Well, my scoops
have something to say about that.

[grunts]

-Quit it!
-Hey!

Kuyam spirits! This is exactly
what our mom was talking about.

Yeah, we'll never get anything done
if we keep tearing each other down.

Or get out of this sandpit.

Mm. I've never thought of it that way.

Maybe we should stop
snapping each other down.

Now you're scooping something
we can all understand. [laughs]

Shake?

-[Snappy] Shake.
-[Snippy] Snip.

I mean, shake.

[Scoopy] Gentle! Don't scratch my scoops.

[Snippy] Hey Rangers,
thanks for helping us out of the sandpit.

Yeah, turns out there's enough room
for all of us up here.

You know, there's room
at the top for everyone.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ There's room for everyone at the top
At the top ♪

♪ It's up to your friends to lift you up
Lift you up, yeah! ♪

♪ Don't be shellfish
It's no fun ♪

♪ It doesn't have to be a competition ♪

♪ Every spirit has a story
That deserves to shine in all its glory ♪

♪ There's room for everyone at the top
At the top ♪

♪ It's up to your friends to lift you up
Lift you up, yeah! ♪

♪ There's no need
To bring each other down ♪

♪ When there's more than enough
To go around ♪

♪ Yeah, there's room for everybody ♪

♪ Yes, even for Coyote ♪

♪ At the top! ♪

-[Summer and Kodi] Wow!
-[Eddy] That's awesome.

I'm glad the kuyam spirits saw

there's enough room in the ocean
for everyone's stories.

Speaking of stories,
we still have to make our video.

But who's gonna be the star?

How about all three of us?

[adventurous music playing]

And that's how Otter Woman connected
the Chumash villages,

as told by our ancestor, Maria Solares.

Great story, Summer.

And since Xus Park Beach
is thousands of years old,

there's so many stories
this part of the park has to tell.

And today, you can make your own story.

The beach has it all, swimming, hiking,
and you can even have an ocean picnic.

Right, Summer? I-I mean, Otter Woman?

That's right, Kodi.

Thank you so much for watching us
tell the story of Xus Park Beach.

Bye.

Wow. This'll look awesome on our blog.

And you didn't pull each other down
like crabs in a bucket.

According to the data,

when you put crabs in a bucket
and one tries to climb out,

the others pull them back in.

What they don't realize is, there's room
for everyone outside the bucket.

If they didn't work against each other,
they could all get out easily.

[laughing]

Sounds like our new friends,
the kuyam spirits.

Oh, yeah. Tell Scoopy I said scoop-a-doop.

[children laughing]

[closing theme music playing]