01x02 - Dream Team

[bunniefuu]

ALL THE CHARACTERS, PLOT, SITUATIONS AND
STORIES OF THE SERIES ARE PURELY FICTION,

ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REALITY
IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

-(funky organ music plays)
-(unintelligible television chatter)

BEST HEIST MOVIES

-(computer chimes)
-(unintelligible television chatter)

THE BEST HEIST MOVIES

MAJOR HEIST FOILED

-It's 3:00 AM in the morning, Walter.
-I'm sorry. Volume is too loud, right?

BÁRBARA:
Turn that off and lets go to bed.

I want to watch the end.

-You have seen it 100 times.
-But it's so good.

-I will be there right away.
-(unintelligible television chatter)

(sighs) You do remember that my dad is
coming for dinner today, right?

-Yeah, sure.
-And you will look like a zombie.

-Did you take your sleeping pill?
-I have it right here. I'll take it soon.

BÁRBARA:
You're the only person awake at this time.

THE STOLEN CUP

FRIENDS

(funky theme music continues)

ACTIVITY LOG

-Dad! Dad!
-I'm coming.

(music fades)

Hey… What happened, baby?
Did you have another nightmare?

It was a bad one. Some men
in black came out of a car.

And they shot and k*lled
you. It just felt so real.

But it wasn't. I'm here and I will always
be. Besides that… you know what? Here.

Hold on to your radio. And let me
know if you need me.

I will take this other one with me.

-I love you.
-SEBA: I love you too.

(funky theme music plays)

First, we need information
about the exhibition and the Cup.

How will it be traveling and when is it
arriving? What is the security detail and

how long is it staying in the country?
What's the exhibition about?

How many people will be there? What's
the best way to come up with a plan?

When we have all of it, we start
negotiating for them to lift the sanction.

(gagging and vomit sounds)

Are you okay?

(panting) The dollar price is up again.
We lost money, again.

Don't worry, we will come up with
something, you will see.

ANDRÉS: (heavy gag)
You better keep your ideas to yourself.

(gags and vomits)

(unintelligible cafe chatter)

BARBAS:
The Cup is coming on a private flight.

It will arrive one day before the show
and leaves the day after.

-(to waiter) Thank you, Gustavo.
-LUCHO: Not enough time.

BARBAS:
Honestly, this exhibit is kind of lousy.

You go in, take a picture with the trophy,
without actually touching it, of course.

After that, they try to sell
you some merchandising.

-Aníbal, this is hot.
-That's the way they drink it in Europe.

Hey, focus. Does the Cup
travel with many people?

Yes, with a big group. Interpreters,
assistants, security guards.

Everything under the
eyes of Manila, who uses it as

a political campaign for fair play.

That means that Manila
travels with the Cup.

BARBAS: Yes, he does.

-Doesn't he know he's hated here?
-It's good for his image and

he's not scared of anything,
because of his security detail.

In 1966 and 1986 when the World Cup
was stolen first in England, then Brazil,

they started paying a lot of attention to
security, because the Cup is worth a lot.

Sure.

BARBAS:
That's why it travels on a private jet,

inside of a security device.
It is untouchable.

(theme music continues)

If you're thinking on stealing it, you
have a really hard task ahead of you.

-LUCHO: (awkward chuckle)
-WALLY: (awkward chuckle)

Can you imagine?

LUCHO:
This is where the Cup will be?

(unintelligible street chatter)

-The tickets cost a fortune!
-Yeah, but we need to get in.

We have to study the place,
locate the cameras,

-the security guards, exits, everything.
-I know, let's get in with this lady.

LUCHO: No, no, no, we cannot start
on the wrong foot. Go by yourself.

-How much money do you have?
-500.

-That's enough. Research every detail.
-I'm going in.

-(street noise)
-(unintelligible street chatter)

Hi. One ticket for Catmania. Thank you.

CAT MANIA
TICKET OFFICE

LUCHO (into radio): Go.

-WALLY: Hi. Spectacular. Hello.
-(upbeat techno cat music plays)

Besides the main entrance that
I just walked by--there you can see it.

There are one, two, three emergency exits.

-Are there security cameras?
-Many.

LUCHO:
Can you record them?

Hi. Hey. Are you sleeping?

-LUCHO: What's wrong?
-Nothing, I'm recording.

I just don't want
to bring anyone's attention.

Check the exits to make sure
we can use them as an escape route.

Aww. What about you, little baby?

Come on, dumbass.
Check the exits.

-(music continues)
-(unintelligible chatter)

The route is too much distance.
We can't use the regular exits.

We need to find some other escape route…

Lucho… The ventilation pipes.

Get out of there, Wally. We need someone
with experience. I have someone in mind.

(upbeat theme music plays)

(knocking)

-Who is it?
-This is Lucho Buenaventura, Fafa.

-Let's go.
-FAFA: What are you doing here?

I don't want anything back.
Open up, it's important.

-(theme music continues)
-(door being unlocked)

-LUCHO: Excuse me.
-FAFA: Go ahead.

-Hello.
-WALLY: Hi.

(loud scream)

-FAFA: Why are you screaming?
-FAFA'S SON: Stop screaming.

Hey, hey, let her go.
Let her go, or I'll hit you, kid.

-Let her go and go to your room.
-(little girl yelping)

FAFA:
They are driving me crazy.

Their mom left with her
new boyfriend on vacation.

(mimics female voice) "They are with me
for the whole year. Now it's your turn!"

What can I say?
I had to suck it up.

I also have a son. He's ten years old.
Sebas. He's amazing.

FAFA: If you are here about the money
I took from you, I can't give it back.

-I don't have it.
-That's not why I'm here.

(little girl screaming off screen)

-I don't think he's the right person.
-I trust him, and we need him.

Fafa… I could file a report with the
police, but I'm not going to.

-I want to offer you something.
-Dad, he's pulling my hair.

-Go back to your room, kid!
-Hey baby, look what I have here.

Look, it's a kitty.
Do you want to take care of it?

-What's his name?
-He's name is Van Damme.

He is a tiny baby. He wants to play
with you. Can you take care of him?

-Yes.
-He's very tiny. Hold on to him.

-Take care of him. I really love him.
-That's it. Go on, now.

Go back to your room.

-Very tiny.
-FAFA: Yeah.

We want to steal the World Cup.

(quirky theme music plays)

Tell me more.

With the Cup, we can negotiate the return
of Argentina to The World Cup Tournament.

This whole thing has ruined our lives in
every way. Personally. Professionally.

The Cup is worth a lot.
It's not going to be that easy.

That's why we need
a professional like you.

Do you have a team in place?

It's the two of us.
Plus you, if you join us.

For a solid team you need people you can
trust. Resourceful and talented.

What about the guys you
know from the bank robbery?

No way, I don't trust them. Oh! There is
no need for anyone to have experience.

That's what I'm here for.

The most important thing
is that they are reliable.

Your ID. I'm sorry
about the money, but…

I have three kids, so it's gone now.

Count me in for the heist.

Gather a team and let me
think of a good plan.

(cat screeches off screen)

-What was that?
-FAFA: What's wrong?

-Hey. Where's my cat?
-He's gone.

WALLY: What do you mean?
(yells) Van Damme! (panting)

(unintelligible radio music plays)

I can't take off of my mind the image
of Van Damme on the pavement.

I don't like that guy.

You don't like anyone when
you first meet them.

-I really liked Bárbara when I met her.
-We need him, and he has the experience.

-He's a total stranger.
-LUCHO: No, he's not.

He was my desk partner, almost
all high school. He's a nice guy.

No one who raises kids who
k*ll cats can be a "nice guy".

You know that was a very young girl.
He slipped away, it was an accident.

Besides, it was not your lifelong pet.
You had it for an hour.

I'm sorry, Wally. It's an awful thing
what happened to Van Damme.

But we cannot change it,
it's irreversible. Now, we need to think

about the best possible team. Fafa said
they need to be reliable and talented.

(funky theme music trills)

-Hi.
-(exhales) Hi. Kid, you look so pretty.

Chiche. How are you?
Terribly sorry about the time,

but I had an awful day at work.
I couldn't leave earlier.

We are doing great. Don't worry about us.

Great, I'm going to wash
my hands so we can eat.

Do what you need to do. (chuckles) Right?

MALE NEWS ANCHOR: The World Cup
continues its successful world tour.

MALE NEWS ANCHOR: It will be traveling
to Colombia and then, as if it were

an unfortunate provocation,
on it goes to Argentina.

We’ll have to receive it after
going to Mexico…

I hope you like it.

-(paper rustling)
-(gentle theme music plays)

(chuckles) Your mother.

(softly shuddering) She's still my muse,
my inspiration. What can I do?

It's lovely.

(soft giggle)

♪ (Jammin by Bob Marley
and the Wailers plays) ♪

I refuse to have a painting of your
mother naked in my living room.

And yeah, I'm sorry.
I forgot about the dinner.

♪ We're jammin'
I wanna jam it wid you... ♪

-What are you up to?
-Nothing.

♪ We're jammin', jammin',
And I hope you like jammin', too ♪

No, I have something on my mind, but I
will tell you about it once its confirmed.

♪ …we can do it any how,
yeah ya gonna see it through… ♪

Lucho had an idea to save the company.

♪ We're jammin' til
the jammin's through. ♪

It's an idea with a lot of potential.
But it's very daring.

(sighs) Speak, Walter.

♪ And I hope this jam is gonna last.
No b*llet can stop us now, ♪

♪ we neither beg nor we won't bow;
Neither can be bought nor sold. ♪

We're going to steal the
World Cup trophy and

demand for Argentina
to play at the World Cup.

♪ Your life is worth much
more than gold. ♪

Right. If Argentina is back in
the World Cup you don't have

-to pay for the 3000 televisions.
-Exactly.

You're completely crazy.
You can go to jail, Walter!

It's not like you're just losing your job,
you're going to jail. Jail, you dumbass!

Since when are you a thief? You have
never stolen anything in your life.

That's why we have a
professional thief in our team.

Okay, so you are already
putting a team together?

-We're working on it.
-You've just blown my mind, Walter.

But, but… Barbie, I'm tired of losing,
of being beaten…

No! No. Don't give me that sh*t.

This idea is absolute crap. They will
just make another cup and that's it.

No, this cup is the Holy Grail.
No one will want to play if they know

that the trophy is not the original.
It will be a scandal.

There will be a lot of memes

-(heavy sigh)
-(music continues)

Babe… A few days ago, we talked about
growing and moving in together.

How can you grow with
someone that always gets defeated?

Who doesn't fight until the end?

A guy who left families on the street.
What I did was really bad.

Stop punishing yourself because of that.
It wasn't your fault.

-The idea was good.
-And this one is also good.

You always ask me when I'm
going to stop thinking about myself.

That's what I'm doing,
thinking about everyone else.

-Something that works for everyone.
-I can't support you on this one, Walter.

Tomorrow, I have the wedding to work.
I need my rest. I swear these

kind of delusions of yours
do not help one bit.

Stop fooling around and let's go to bed.

(Jammin' fades into upbeat theme music)

In heist movies, there's always a leader,
that's you. The charismatic and

smart guy, that's me. The professional
thief and a really bad parent,

that's your high school friend.
We're missing a hacker to cut out

the camera system. A really, really
good driver. And someone very strong

or with martial arts training, in case
things get messy. That's for starters.

We're also going to need money and
a place to get the whole g*ng together,

-like a hideout.
-Here?

Everyone leaves after work.
I love it. Let's go talk to Andrés.

I should go on my own. He's going
to say no to you. I'll be right back.

(music continues)

-(vacuum whirrs)
-Martita.

-Yeah?
-Andrés?

He left ten minutes ago. He was
on the phone with his dad and God,

he was angry! If I were you,
I would wait a little bit.

Got it, thank you.

(vacuum continues)

-(wind blowing)
-(birds chirping)

(tense music plays)

What are you doing? Get down.
Andrés, come on, get down.

My grandpa came to this country
with nothing in his pocket.

Five years later he became
a millionaire selling plates.

My father expanded the company.
My brothers turned it into

an exporting business, and everyone tops
the other in succeeding. Except for me.

It's just a rough patch.

No, I lost a textile company.
I also lost the bakery shops.

They auctioned off two fields.

I swear to you,
I thought I won this time.

Tecnoshock goes bankrupt, Lucho.

Do you know what it's like to be
humiliated by your family all the time?

To have them rubbing their
success in your face?

(music intensifies)

-It's over, I'm done.
-LUCHO: Wait!

I know how to save
the company. Come down.

Come and I will tell you all about it.

(sweeping orchestral music plays)

It might seem risky. And maybe
it won't make your family proud,

but at least listen to me. And if it
doesn't work for you, you can jump.

(music fades)

Don't tell anyone about this, please.

(upbeat theme music plays)

-Everything okay?
-LUCHO: Yeah, all good.

We need a driver. And Moira is the best.

And Darío is our hacker.

-I'm not a hacker.
-Yeah, I know. Okay.

KARATE CLASSES
MONDAY AND THURSDAY

I really don't get your criterion. A
60-year-old man? We need someone strong!

Are you kidding me?
Right, you don't know who he is!

(ancient temple music plays)

HUGO: Kiai!

-Hugo?
-HUGO: (grunts in Japanese) Kiai!

-(board breaking)
-HUGO: (grunts in Japanese) Kiai!

(music bellows)

(funky, upbeat theme music plays)

(whispers) Thank you for this,
Walter. Sometimes life gives

you second chances. Like in my movies.

-MARTITA: Bye, see you tomorrow.
-LUCHO: Until tomorrow, Martita.

(music continues)

-So?
-They'll do.

-This is all of us.
-Come.

-LUCHO: That's my kid.
-FAFA: That's nice.

There are a lot of technological
devices here. We can use that.

-Well, this is Fafa, our professional.
-Hey.

LUCHO: This is Andrés. He is giving
us this place and the technology.

Moira is a great driver.
She really knows the city.

-Darío is our hacker.
-Well, actually I'm not…

Yes, I am. I am the hacker.

Hugo, a martial arts expert.
You have already met Wally.

What's his job?

He's my partner.

I'm the creative mind of the project.

Let's not waste any more time.
This is the plan.

♪ (Dancing Queen by ABBA plays) ♪

♪ Dancing queen feel the beat from
the tambourine, oh yeah ♪

♪ You can dance, you can jive… ♪

♪ Having the time of your life, ♪

♪ Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene, ♪

♪ Digging the dancing queen… ♪

Hey, how are you? Are you okay?

BRIDE: (heavy sigh, crying)

No, no, no, no, no. What's wrong?
Did something happen?

Look at them.
The World Cup ruined my wedding.

Listen to me. We just need to change the
atmosphere. Now that the main course

is being served, everyone
is going to be really happy.

(music abruptly changes)

-Dude, are you f*cking kidding me?
-GROOMSMEN: Calm down!

GROOM: How can you play this song now?
What are you, Chilean?

FEMALE GUEST:
Guys, the cups…

BRIDE: Dad, do something!

Patricio, can you stop for a bit?
Help me here, Nahuel! It's our wedding!

(unintelligible yelling)

GROOM: I'm going to k*ll you. Get out,
leave me alone, I'm going to beat you!

Now you're going to see, skinny man.
Listen to me! I paid for this.

(unintelligible arguing and grunting)

GROOM: Play the music I gave you.
You're ruining the wedding.

Look what you've done!
Look what you've done!

BRIDE:
Turn that f*cking song off?

(funky, upbeat, theme music plays)

(engine revs)

FAFA: Once we have all the senior citizens
hostage, we will detonate the expl*sives

in the bathroom,
creating panic on the east side.

With the expl*si*n,
the security guards will pass out.

Maybe the senior citizen will pass
out as well. We need to check on that.

Everyone will run to the main exit
in the north side. Then we…

…we leave with the
Cup through the west exit.

-Basically, this is the plan.
-Fafa, I think it's a bit violent.

-Why?
-It's a bit over the top, I mean,

-explosions… Don't you think?
-Well, but… I think that…

Shh. Sh. Quiet… quiet.

(elevator motor hums)

-No, no, no. Put that away. Put it away.
-It's in here.

(music plays faster)

-What is she doing in here?
-She knows everything.

-LUCHO: Everything?
-Everything.

You plan to steal the
Cup at the exhibition.

With 2000 people staring at you?

Newsflash, this is not going to work out.

-When does the cup arrive?
-The day before the exhibition.

-Where will they keep it?
-At the hotel, with the delegation.

There is where we need
to take it. At the hotel.

-That was my second choice.
-Fewer people means less security.

(whispers) I love you.

(music crescendos)

-I still think it's crazy.
-I love you. So much.

-Did you get tickets to see the Cup?
-No.

Why not? Were they expensive?

I have a feeling that the exhibition
is not going to happen.

(city street noise)

♪ (Un' Estate Italiana by
Giorgio Moroder Project plays) ♪

(song continues through credits)