02x05 - Episode 5

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♪ Life's too short

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[Bud and Tab chattering]
[walls thudding]

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[Bud] Pull it.

Harder.

Harder!

- [Mickey] You're
having a party?

- You're having a
party. It's Halloween.

I don't have a costume.

- The three of us are going
as Destiny's Child. I'm Bae.

No.

- Don't worry, I got
butt padding for you.

- Yeah, I'm not doing
blackface with you guys.

- We're not changing
our skin color.

- I keep tellin' him we're
gonna look like Wilson Phillips.

- I've been waiting my whole
life to have two friends

who love me enough to
go as Destiny's Child.

- And you're still
waiting for that.

Ugh! You guys are so lame.

- We could go as the
three little pigs.

Daffyd said he'd
lend me his tails.

- I'd be down for like
the Three Stooges.

or like the Three Amigos.

- Oh, that's not
cultural appropriation?

I don't think so?

Charlie's Angels.

Okay, the three bears.

[scoffs] Without a Goldilocks?

Huey Duey and Louie.

Guys!

Quit fighting, or I'm
going as Cinderella

and you're gonna be the
b*tches who stole her shoe.

Did you even read...

- How are we gonna
afford this party?

- We're gonna make
money on this party.

The first three drinks are free.

The next three costs five bucks.

The seventh onward costs
whatever you have in your wallet

'cause you're too
sh*t-faced to count.

- All right, well, I'm not
really in the party mood.

You can blow up balloons.

I'm gonna go order booze.

[Tab] I'm gonna buy the candy.

- You actually gonna
buy it this year,

or are you just gonna knock
on people's doors again?

What's it to you?

- Oh, hi.
- Gentlemen.

There you are.

[balloon deflates]

So you lost all my money?



Yeah.

The developer went bankrupt.

Put the whole 30 down.

I was gonna raise another
five to give to him

when it was done.

- Instead of telling me, you
stopped answering my texts

and taking my calls?

Sorry.

You ghosted me.

- I just didn't know
how to face you.

I thought, you
know, if I saved up

or figured out a
way to pay you back.

You don't have to pay me back.

- Of course I do.
- No.

It was an investment,
not a loan.

If your aunt makes
money, then I make money.

If not, I lose.

I didn't give you money I
couldn't afford to lose.

I didn't even make the app.

So?

If you manage to make your app
at some point in the future,

then you can think
about paying me back.

Until then, you don't
owe me anything.

I was so freaked out.

- Yeah, you made some
really stupid mistakes.

You don't cash flow your
supplier 90% up front;

you release installments when
they deliver on milestones.

You didn't even research who
you were giving your money to.

- I shouldn't have
trusted that guy.

- And you don't
ghost your friends.

You didn't deserve that.

Oh, I know.

Well, I came here to see
if you were okay, and

I can see that you're fine.

I've been a complete mess.

I f*cked up. I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Apologies don't really
count when you've been

tracked down and stalked.

I'll leave you alone now.

Wait, hey, come on.

sh*t.

[guests chattering]

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Oh, hey Cupid.

We're Raphael's trio of putti.

What?

- It was the only thing
we could all agree on,

except the Andrews Sisters,

but it was too late
to order the uniforms.

- I would've come to this
as Venus in a clamshell

had I only known.

- I feel like my genius
is pretty much lost

on this crowd anyway.

Yeah, you need better friends.

- Or any friends, someone
who loves me enough

to go as Kelly Rowland.

Hello?

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Benny!

What are you doing here?

You invited me.

- I did?
- Yeah.

Oh, that's right!

I sent a group message
to everyone in my whole address book.

- Oh, I should
have guessed that.

- Well, if I did
have a guest list,

you totally would've been on it.

Yeah, I bet I would've.

I totally miss you.

What do you miss?

- I miss that you take
me to the best dinners

and you buy me the
coolest clothes

and we talk about stuff.

Honestly, nobody else ever
wants to listen to me.

You know what I miss?

I miss the way you fling
yourself into my bed

like a giant threw
you outta the sky.

I miss the way you make me
laugh just by being wrong,

and I miss the way I
pull back from a kiss

and see your crooked smile.

I'm gonna grab a drink.

First Costas and now Benny?

The ghosts of blowjobs past
are haunting us this Halloween.

Is my smile crooked?

[guests cheer]

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- Hey.
- Hey.

Who are you?

It's me, Sarah.

- Oh, okay.
[Sarah laughs]

Great party.

- Thank you. I pride myself
on being an excellent host.

So it's been a while.

Yeah, it has.

Sorry, I missed Bud's
TikTok flash mob thing.

Yeah, it was really great.

I think you would've added a
lot of verve to the number.

- Well, you know,
maybe the sequel.

Yeah.

Is everything okay?

- You ever feel like you
need to claw yourself

out of a hole?

When I was born.

After that?

- Yeah, I mean, sometimes I
think it's all a big hole.

Are you okay with that?

- Well, I don't make
the rules, right?

I'm just losing at the game.

Losing?

- Yeah. I'm losing
at everything.

I didn't finish my degree.

I haven't had a boyfriend
for more than two months

since high school.

I work minimum wage plus
tips I have to flirt to get.

I literally get $10
more in debt every week.

Damn, you really are a loser.

Yeah, but like

I'm not a sore loser.

I'll keep trying until
I win at something.

Miss Congeniality.

- Honestly, that's like
higher than my expectations

at this point.

I don't need a crown.

[door opens]

What's going on in here?

Can I help you?

I just need my lipstick.

[guests distantly chattering]

Mickey, you need a fresh coat?

No. You don't.

Disappointing, you two.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

- Is there anything
that she wouldn't do?

- I feel like no. That's
definitely a short list.

That'll be $5.

Tipping is encouraged.

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[guests laughing]

Hey! You wanna hit?

Sure.

Hi.

- This is Gladdy
and this is Clover.

Gladdy. Clover.

- [Tab] Benny's one
of my oldest friends.

Very old.

- We say distinguished
and very handsome.

- Oh. I don't want to
interrupt anything.

- You should stay and
have a smoke with us.

- Tab is always such
a bad influence.

I know. He's the worst.

- Ow!
[Clover laughs]

The three of you
gonna g*ng up on me?

- You wish.
- Huh? Are you?

- Ah!
- Are you?

Watch the bong!

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Oh, I love this song.

- You can go back
out if you want.

No.

You can dance with
me in here though.

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

Come on.

You know, I've always wanted
to dance with a giant baby.

- [Mickey] Can't
believe you haven't.

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[Tab quivering]

- Ow!
[all laughing]

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[Tab and Clover softly moan]

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moaning continues]

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[Bud retches]

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[sink running]

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- [Character] It's telling
you I'm a people person.

What you need? A good woman.

[siren ringing]
[door thuds]

Oh!

Well, isn't it a little
late for trick or treating?

[Bud mumbles]

Ah, you've been
drinking. Come in.

[door shuts]

Here you go.

- You have anything
to put in it?

Drink it up.

You'll feel a lot
less sorry tomorrow.

So what brings you a-callin'
in the middle of the night?

Everybody looked really happy

and I missed you.

- Oh, you got drunk
and you missed me.

I'm not drunk.

- Unfortunately, you always
seem to miss me the most

when you're not sober.

That's not true.

It's just, liquor
makes me brave.

I always do a shot
before I go on stage.

Well, that's gonna end well.

- It's just, I wanted
to do the right thing,

but I didn't do the
right thing for me.

[door opens]

- Bud, Bud, this is not
the time or the place

for you to be probing
the deepest recesses

of your subconscious.

It is though.

- [Colton] What the
hell is going on here?

We have a visitor

from Tipsy Land.

Oh God. Bud, you okay?

I'm sorry. I'll be off.

- No, Bud. Just
sleep on the couch.

You're too drunk to go home.

I'm okay. I'm intruding.

Okay. Grab your vest.

[Bud] Okay.

Goodnight.

Okay. Nighty night.

Bye.

- Night.
- Goodnight.

Goodnight.

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[door thuds]

- You know, I don't
take booty calls.

- How can this be a booty
call if I never called?

Got me on a technicality.

And I suppose Cupid
wouldn't make a booty call.

Do you have anything to drink?

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Morning.

Bathroom's over there.

Thanks.

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Midlife crisis?

It just keeps happening.

Yeah.

Beer jar is empty.

I think someone took the money.

Who was supposed to watch it?

- That was fun,
guys. See you around.

[Mickey and Tab] Bye, Gladdy.

Have you seen Bud?

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♪ So give me one kiss goodbye

♪ Don't try to make
me stay for awhile ♪

♪ Give me one kiss goodbye

♪ Shouldn't lie,
won't come twice ♪

♪ Just give me
one kiss goodbye ♪

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