01x01 - Episode 1

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♪ We want more

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♪ Life's too short

Mornin'.

Sofa.

Bathroom's over there.

Thanks.

Morning.

Mornin'.

Rent on Monday.

I'm down like 75,

but I can pay one
of you guys back

after my shift tomorrow.

[Bud hocks]

Let's go.

[Bud sighs]

I have like half.

Well, Mr. Jerreau doesn't
take installments, Bud.

It's not my fault the
government legalized it.

What about those like
3000 Facebook posts

you made demanding legalization?

I was young and
politically naive.

All right, well,
you need a new gig,

and you need to
borrow rent today.

Can I borrow 250?

What's your story?

Clinic wouldn't
refill my prescription.

All right, so selling pot

and Adderall isn't
paying the bills, Boys.

We got two days or we're f*cked.

[phone chimes]

Is that a sale?

Grindr.

[Tab] Who is it?

- Hottie from my modern class.
- Oh.

[footsteps thump]

Great party.

See ya.

Bye, Randa.

- Bye, Randa.
- Bye, Randa.

You're blaming us
for a bad economy.

You don't have enough either.

Dude, I'm working four
jobs under the table.

My visa expired
eight months ago.

You guys are born here.

You can literally work
wherever you want.

I'll marry you for citizenship

if you pay my share
of rent for a year.

I'm just trying to help.

All right, just have your
share of the rent by Monday,

or we're gonna be homeless.

Thank you very much.

[footsteps thump]

[Clark moans]
[bed squeaks]

Yeah.

[Clark moans]

[Clark groans]

Thank you.

Pleasure was all yours.

I noticed.

Is there anything
else I can do for you?

You're sweet.

I'm just distracted.

I thought getting
f*cked would help.

Heartache?

Financial woes.

I'm gonna be homeless tomorrow.

Oh, you lost your job?

Um, pretty much.

How do you afford this place?

I have a generous daddy.

- You messing with me?
- No.

[Clark laughs]

I downloaded one of the apps,

but I didn't think I knew
anyone with a rich daddy.

Got a picture?

That's daddy?

Whenever I pictured
a rich daddy,

I always imagined, like,
nine year olds with walkers,

like Anna Nicole's husband.

Anybody can be rich.

So does he give you money,

like, an allowance?

Three.

I only need 250.

3,000.

3000 a month?

- Mm-hmm.
- f*ck you.

f*ck you.

How often do you see him?

Once, maybe twice a week.

Dinners and whatnot.

He buys you dinner?

Sometimes he makes it too.

Hmm, so it's like a set date.

It's our deal.

Fridays and special occasions.

Hmm.

Who pays your tuition?

He does.

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[seagull squawking]

- Hello?
- Mom?

- Hi, Bud.
- Hi.

[Bud's Mom] What's going on?

Just calling to say
I love you, I guess.

[Bud's Mom] What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong, I just
haven't talked to you

in a couple days.
- Oh.

Larry just got home.

Oh, is he?

Okay.

Say hi to Larry for me.

[Bud's Mom] I will.

We're having sunflower
hibiscus biscuits I made.

- Mom?
- Hmm?

I love you.

[Bud's Mom] Okay,
what is wrong?

No, nothing's wrong.

[Bud's Mom] Well,
thank you very much.

Okay.

[Bud's Mom] I should
put dinner on the table.

Okay.

[Bud's Mom] I love you, Bud.

I love you too.

[Bud's Mom] Bye, honey.

Bye.

[bird chirping]

[siren blaring]

[birds chirping]
[Bud sighs]

[door clicks]

Uh, Buddy?

Just Bud.

Early.

Am I? I thought we said 9:00?

Oh [laughs].

No, my name's Earl.

My friends call me Early.

Oh.

Come on in.

[birds chirping]

[door creaks]

[door thumps]

Right here. Have a seat.

[Earl coughs]

So what are you
looking for specifically?

Sex?

Regular sex.

How much sex?

Uh, two times a week.

But it doesn't just
have to be sex.

We could- we could go out.

Where would we go?

A movie? Whatever, a park?

Okay, maybe.

And you said $1,500 a month?

Or it can be, uh,

let's say, $300 every
time you see me.

Like a transactional basis?

I'm- I'm sorry, I
didn't mean to insult you.

It's just I don't
wanna give you $1,500,

and you take off and
I never see you again.

I wouldn't do that to you.

You're nice.

No, I wouldn't
have thought of it.

You could call the police.

But I wouldn't, would I?

I haven't done this before.

Which part?

Getting paid for it.

Okay, stay there.

[footsteps patter]

[metal clacks]

[drawer clicks]

Here's $500.

This is for you. Okay?

And you don't have
to do anything,

'cause I don't think
of you as a prost*tute.

Okay? It's not what
this is all about.

However, if you like to stay,

maybe we could watch
TV and snuggle?

Okay.

That was fun.

Thank you.

[car hums]

Bye.
- Bye.

[seat belt clicks]

[car door thumps]

[dog barks]

[Bud kisses]

[Earl kisses]

[car engine roars]

[dog barks]

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♪ It's just right

[dogs barking]

[footsteps thump]
[crows cawing]

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[electronic blast]

Ha, I got you.

[video game chimes]

[wood thumps]

Where'd you get it?

From my sugar daddy.

What?

Like, for reals sugar daddy?

Or, like, euphemistic
sugar daddy.

He's real.

Please don't tell
me you sold your a*s

for our rent money.

I put this a*s
through dance class

four days a week for nine years,

and now it's gonna
start paying dividends.

Who's David Enz?

It's gonna start
paying me back.

Return on my investment.

Nevermind.

I can't believe you did this.

I was doing it
anyway, literally.

Yeah, that's just
you being a sl*t.

Now you're a-
- Sugar baby

is the name for it.

Well, that's classy.

Can I be one?

A what?

A baby.

You pretty much are.

You gotta be kidding me, man.

What? He will literally
f*ck anything with a vag*na.

Why not capitalize
on his only skill?

I think I'd be
pretty good at it.

[Bud] Give me your phone.

Stop it.

What's your password?

694U.

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Downloading. Take
off your shirt.

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Yes.

[camera clicks]

Oh.

[camera clicks]

[Tab chuckles]

Okay, height?

Five-seven.

"Six-one, white,

I enjoy culture,

art, and sport.

I'm seeking help
paying my tuition.

Med school tuition.

[Mickey laughs]

I'm open to fulfilling
your desires.

Hit me up and let me know
what sort of arrangement

you are looking for.

Seeking sugar mama.

Negotiable."

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There you go.

Surf around.

See what turns your crank.

[TV Character] I
was talking to Cindy,

and she said the grass is
greener on the other side.

What do you think?

[Mickey sighs]
[bed squeaks]

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[lighter clicks]

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[Mickey exhales]

One more time,
all the way through.

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Six, reach, seven, eight,

one, release, two,

shoulder, three, under, four,

up, five, down, six,

under, seven, head, eight.

And a one, two, three,

four, back five,

and six, slice, slice,

head, eight, reaching one, two,

spiral, three, four.

Long necks, Bud
and Clark. Chin up.

Six, seven,

and a eight, relax.

Hard to keep your chin up

staring at each other's asses.

[Bud hisses]

You wanna grab a coffee?

I have a thing.

Maybe another time.

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Any luck?

The sugar mommy? No.

I was talking to one
lady who's a doctor,

but I think she figured out

that I'm not really
in med school.

[Mickey chuckles]

You think?

I don't really know
what I'm gonna do.

Sorry, I thought
it would be easier.

Maybe I should turn
on the daddy finder too.

You would do that?

g*y for pay?

Why not?

If I'd known you'd
go g*y for pay,

I would've paid you to
blow me during midterms.

- Ugh.
- So much easier

than leaving the house.

Well, I don't really think
that you could afford me.

[Bud gasps]

I like this attitude.

Okay, let's turn
on the daddy finder.

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[grass rustles]

Dr. Love?

Uh, It's Tab.

I'm Benny.

Nice to meet you.

So you're in med school?

Yeah, well, I was.

I'm kind of taking
some time off.

Ah [chuckles].

Couldn't really afford it.

But you wanna go back?

I'm exploring my options.

Like?

[bird screeches]

Like-

Do you have any
other interests?

[bird squawking]

I might be a personal trainer.

Oh.

Well, that's a good job too.

You're very fit.

Oh, work out every day.

[Benny chuckles]

I could see that.

So what do you do?

- Copyright law.
- Cool.

[kids chattering]

[Benny whistles]

So,

wanna buy me some new sneakers?

[Benny chuckles]

[Tab chuckles]

[door clicks]

[footsteps patter]

You bought new shoes?

My friend bought them for me.

My daddy.

You sold your a*s for shoes?

No, I didn't do anything.

We just went shoe shopping.

You just went shoe shopping?

Yeah, that was our date.

We met and went shopping.

So he just bought you
$300 shoes for nothing?

He was nice.

How's this gonna
help you pay the rent?

Oh, I put 'em on Craigslist.

I got someone coming
here to buy 'em.

So you can pay the rent?

Yeah.

How long were
you with this guy?

Mm, about an hour and a bit.

Okay. Hope you know
what you're doing.

I totally don't.

Well, gotta get ready.

Gotta go to work.

All right, see ya.

[door thumps]

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Oh, how can you know
what any number is.

[callers chattering]

Do you think I could get
in advance on Friday's check?

It's the first day of
the month tomorrow.

It's, uh, Mike?

Uh, Mickey.

Mickey, I can't do it for you,

or I'd have to do
it for everybody.

And your conversion rate is bad.

I mean, crap,

we're not making any
sales on your referrals.

No, they're good referrals.

Like, nobody's saying no to me.

Either you don't understand
no when you hear it

or they remember how to say no

when they talk to
the salesperson.

Okay, well, maybe
that's the salesperson.

Mickey, are you high when
you're making your calls?

Yeah.

Billy, I, uh, I got
fired from the call center.

I gotta return some
of this product.

[Billy mumbles]

I haven't moved any
in like two weeks.

Nobody wants to
buy an energy drink

that they've never heard of.

[Billy mumbles]

I need my money back. What?

All right, if you
spent it already,

you can just sell
it to someone else.

[Billy mumbles]

Allowed by who? What?

[Billy mumbles]

All right, f*ck you,
Billy, goddammit.

[Customer] Yeah, sure.

[Waitress] Great.

[Waiter] Be right
back with your change.

[Customer] Okay.

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[coins clack]

[crow cawing]

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[customers chatter]

They didn't tip you?

[coins clink]

80 cents.

[Sarah chuckles]
[coins clink]

[Sarah] Oh, Mickey.

[coins clink]

[wood thumps]

It's garbage day tomorrow.

I'll take it to the
end of the driveway

on my way out.

Do you think you'll have
these walls finished by Sunday?

I've got company coming.

Sure.

What's wrong?

My roommates suck,

literally, for cash.

Meanwhile, I'm
working four jobs,

and I'm the one
who can't pay rent.

Three jobs.

Like, I got fired this morning.

Your roommates are escorts?

No, no, they found
themselves sugar daddies

to pay their bills.

All they have to do
is get laid and party,

and I'm stuck working
11 hours a day

with two hours of
driving in between.

And I'm just...

I don't know. I'm
just frustrated.

I'll pay you double
to do the job naked.

[soft music]

Pay me today?

Sure.

[wood thumps]

[tools clank]

If I get excited,
it doesn't mean sh*t.

[Mr. O'Malley chuckles]

Of course not.

Just another tool
in your toolkit.

[wood thumps]

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[glass clinks]

[hand thumps]

Show me how to use this app.

♪ Ooh

♪ Give me one kiss goodbye

♪ Don't try to make
me stray for a while ♪

♪ Ooh

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