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01x01 - Grow or Die

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Super Pumped". Aired: February 27 – April 10, 2022.*
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The show dramatizes the foundation of the ride-hailing company Uber from the perspective of the company's CEO Travis Kalanick, who is ultimately ousted in a boardroom coup.

01x01 - Grow or Die

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So you want to work for Uber.

I have one question for you.

Are you an as*h*le?

Sorry, one sec.

You got a thing?

Quentin has a thing, yeah.

Addresses the safety issue.

f*ck that. We don't have time

for safety bullshit.

We got taxi commissions

across the land

trying to chip our beef.

We got journalists trying

to infiltrate our sh*t.

- We got

- We got passenger safety issues

- that we need to address

- Graves, here,

is what my mom would call

a piece of work.

This guy answered a tweet

that I sent on a whim

looking for a k*ller.

I made him CEO

for about three minutes,

until I realized

this was a real company.

Then I took the job.

And now he does this and that,

some important things.

Apparently he's our new

safety czar.

Safety? Dude, you know how many

rides we're doing every day.

It's over a million.

No matter how we vet

these f*cking drivers,

there's gonna be a guy

who had a bad morning,

he got horny,

he forgot to jerk off,

he makes a pass at a passenger.

Suddenly that's my fault?

The press makes it out

like getting in one of our cars

is like walking

through Times Square

at 2:00 in the morning in 1976.

There's more important

sh*t than safety

TK, you're gonna love my nuts.

It solves the public

perception problem

and adds to the bottom line.

It's a Safe Rides Fee, TK.

We drop those words in the app,

add a dollar to every ride.

We can make a

Like a driver training video

or something,

and the rest of it

Wow.

I do love your nuts.

Let me English this

sh*t up for those of you too

trusting of a smiling face

to get the actual f*cking drift.

That Safe Rides Fee provides

one thing and one thing only,

and it ain't a safe

m*therf*cking ride.

It's your money in their

g*dd*mn bank account.

Just because they hide it

in the fine print of an app

don't mean it ain't a scam.

That is some

Michael f*cking Eisner sh*t.

Matt, what do you think?

It seems maybe misleading.

Is that okay?

"Is that okay?" Yeah, dude,

it's f*cking brilliant.

Do you know the name

Michael Eisner?

It's the guy that ran Disney.

When he first started, parking

at the theme parks was free.

His first year on the job,

he starts charging

$1 per car to park,

goes up and up and up

from there.

People freak the f*ck out.

They're, like,

kicking and screaming

and "This is un-American,"

but what did they do?

They kept parking

at f*cking Disneyland

because they want to see Goofy.

I mean, they need to see Goofy.

It's for their kids, right?

We are Goofy, and Minnie

and f*cking Mickey Mouse

all rolled up into one.

Once we get them in our car,

we can charge whatever

we want to the next time.

You have the green light

on the Safe Rides Fee.

Dude, that is hundreds

of millions of dollars,

those three words together.

Nice work.

You didn't answer my question

from before.

Are you an as*h*le?

I just I know that look

on your face.

You're like, "I think I know

what I want to say,

but I'm not sure

if I should say it."

I recognize that look.

You know why?

Because before all of this,

it was on my face too.

What do you think?

Gray or

Gray?

They called it charcoal

when I bought it.

- Looks gray to me.

- Okay.

I really don't think you can

go wrong within the three shades

of the color palette

you're debating.

How is it?

What?

So, what do you know?

About Bill Gurley?

Well, Benchmark is one

of the top venture capital firms

in the whole valley.

If they invest in us,

we are minted.

If they pass,

then we stink like roadkill.

And Bill Gurley

is the shot caller.

Shot caller.

He's actually

literally a baller.

Literally a baller.

- Played in college.

- You gonna talk sports with him?

I think he'd be more

into his Valley highlight reel.

Don't you think?

- Uh, eBay?

- Yeah, exactly.

They put in

six and a half million.

Oof. What's it worth now? Four?

Five billion.

Yeah, if Benchmark comes in

on UberCab,

- we are

- Minted. You said.

- Yeah, yeah.

- You get upped.

- They open the books.

- Made.

This has got to work.

I don't know, though.

He's just gonna see a guy

in his lame jeans

and these f*cking shoes.

I don't know

what these shoes are.

Nah, he'll see

you're a dun-colored mare.

- What?

- From Raise High the Roof Beam?

Salinger. Don't worry,

you'll read it later.

What it means

is your ideas will matter.

Not your clothes.

He'll see that.

What are you doing tonight?

Reading up on this new

cancer drug

before I get ready to take

it public.

I'm just gonna throw this guy

so much attitude,

he won't even pay attention

to the clothes.

Don't be the Winston Wolf cool

version of Travis.

Be open.

Show him that you're vulnerable,

and need his money

and his protection.

- This could be the one, Bill.

- Could be.

Leaves a lot of room for the

other side of that wager, Bill.

Is that where you land, Fenton?

Just a little less bullish

than he is.

We're talking about committing

millions of dollars

and our reputational capital

on this guy.

To his product.

And it is a great product.

Yep, UberCab is solid.

Tech could really

be something.

And we like this space.

But why not Cabulous

or Taxi Magic?

How do we know this Kalanick guy

is the chosen one?

So we got point.

What's counterpoint?

He's the counterpoint.

I made the original point.

Look, Bill, something is going

to pop in the space.

- This guy's reputation

- You know how it goes with me.

Travis and I start completing

each other's sentences, well

Look, a unicorn will take flight

in this sector.

Someone will make a hundred-X

return on their investment.

But is this Travis guy the kind

of person who can ride one?

I'll just be like one of those

sheriffs in the Westerns.

Stand back six paces

and stare him right in the eyes.

And sh**t him?

You know, at Benchmark Capital,

we don't sh**t founders.

We leave that to Sequoia.

Here he is.

Mr. Gurley.

Just Bill.

Everybody's got the numbers

on the company,

so I'm not gonna

grill you on that.

All that studying for nothing.

But I do want to understand

how it is that you see yourself

growing into the role of CEO.

Not every founder can.

First day out of high school,

LeBron James had a meeting

at Reebok.

He took the bus there.

It's all he could afford.

And he was sitting

at the longest

conference table in the world

with the CEO.

And they're talking,

and LeBron notices,

oh, the CEO's starting

to write something.

And then the CEO gets up

and he walks the length

of this whole table,

and he drops a check

in front of him for $10 million.

Now, it's only

the two of them in there,

and, uh, LeBron's only 18.

And the way he tells it,

he almost took the check, right?

He almost started crying.

It was everything he ever worked

for in his life

just suddenly made manifest

in front of him.

But he didn't.

He stood up

and he walked out.

Strong move.

Yeah, the man understood

his value, right?

And eventually,

he signed for much more

with the place

he wanted to be: Nike.

But first, he had to ride

the bus a few more times

to get to the Bentleys

and the PJs.

But you're not walking out.

No.

Because you're not just some VC.

You're Nike.

And I know it.

You know, maybe we don't sell

each other tonight.

Just

We just talk a bit.

If I were selling you,

you'd have your wallet out.

No, I'm I'm

I'm here in the spirit

of connection.

And in that spirit,

I'll tell you,

I believe I have underachieved

in my potential as a leader.

But if I had a mentor,

like you

there is no limit to where

this thing could go.

How do you think your

drivers would describe

their relationship

with the company?

There we've done it right.

Our drivers

- Are your army.

- That's what I was gonna say.

Our army. And I believe

an army with a full belly

Is an army that can win.

Yes.

Yes, sir, and that part,

it's not just

self-serving either.

It's a big part of

the whole motivation for me.

I really believe this service

can be a true value,

can be so good

for so many people,

so many groups of people.

Ever since the very beginning,

from the first time

I had the idea.

Well, from

um, from when Garrett Camp

and I had the idea.

I bet.

We were in Paris

at the top

of the Eiffel Tower.

And I remember

it just came to me in a burst.

I saw a way to upend

the wage sl*very

of the taxi business.

You know, to democratize

the entire industry

for the good of those

hardworking drivers

as well as for the passengers.

I saw it all from above.

A new form

of transportation, yes,

but also a way for people

to make it on their own terms.

You know,

a mom who can just work

while her kids are at school,

or a dad who can

turn off the app

when it's time

for family dinner.

So, yeah, that's the basic idea.

It's people driving people.

A car always within minutes.

A private chauffeur,

but only when you need it.

So the cost is minimal.

A real disruptor

for the taxi space.

I just need an operations

type to run it,

and there's no one better

than you.

Yeah, you might

You might have something.

A lot of work

to make that real, though.

A lot of work.

And Garrett contributed

a lot too, absolutely.

Well, it's good of you

to make sure

that he shares

in the credit.

Of course, yeah.

No, you got to.

Right?

But at that point,

it was just a matter

of getting the angel investors

on board and, you know,

when they saw how sticky

this product is

What do you say we get

into the real questions?

Sure.

Are you willing to work

with the outside money?

Listen to wise counsel?

I will always listen,

and I'll take good ideas.

But I will never

take orders.

I can't.

Good.

I don't give orders.

Good.

What else do you need to know?

How sticky is it?

Really.

If someone rides twice,

we have them for life.

That's some evening.

I might've had

a one-few too many.

I think I might leave

my car here tonight.

Hey, taxi!

You know, I have a solution

for this particular problem.

Now, these things

rebooted everything, right?

And

What, you just?

Yeah, like magic.

Travis?

Very nice.

You moved to the city

after Scour?

Yeah. That was my

My first startup.

Peer-to-peer media

file sharing.

That didn't turn out?

No, it didn't.

Because of Mike Ovitz.

You shopped the f*cking deal.

In the world I come from,

that name made titans weak.

Now, Silicon Valley

gets to deal with him.

You refused to close terms

for months.

You said you were gonna invest,

but the money never came.

We were bleeding out,

so eventually,

I had to go looking

for other sources of funding,

and then you f*cking sued?

That's what you do when

you're getting screwed.

You're getting screwed?

You sued your own company

so it would take your money,

but it's money

you didn't want to give.

A child can never understand

the motives of a man.

Just as the samurai

can never question his lord.

You know to this day, in Japan,

if a salaryman screws up

at work, he says,

"I offer to cut my belly open."

They own their mistakes.

They don't blame

their betters.

I am not, and I will never be,

a salaryman.

That's true.

Salarymen at least, uh,

have a steady income.

Yeah, they also live

by a code which you do not.

I mean, you leaked the story,

and now no one will touch us.

You drove a f*cking stake

through the heart of this

That's right.

And it'll just go

on and on, boyo,

until you have no choice

but to sell it for parts.

Nobody shops a deal

on Mike Ovitz.

And when you look back

on it all,

you'll only have

yourself to blame.

You're just gonna

let the car go?

How are you gonna get home?

You're not sleeping here are ya'?

No, I'll just get another one.

It's easy.

Boss doesn't pay?

How does that work for morale?

I'm paid in full. It's a frictionless

experience for every passenger.

Credit card's on file. You just get

out of the car, get on with your life.

It should feel like it's free.

It's just easy.

Tip?

No, our rev share is so good,

our drivers don't need tips.

Hell.

Bill, I just want to tell you.

I am not going to lose

my company

from the inside ever again.

You can rest easy,

because at Benchmark

Yeah. You don't fire founders.

There we go finishing

each other's sentences.

So are we doing this?

You need my money, right?

I don't need sh*t.

I'm gonna take this thing the

whole way with or without you.

Well then,

you do it without me.

You don't need to do that.

I see you.

I get there's no company

without you.

So about my money?

I would like it, yes.

Yeah, one last question.

Threshold.

This whole private cab thing

in the long run

it's gonna be

declared legal?

Bet your a*s.

All right, that wasn't

the last question.

This is:

The W always has cabs

waiting outside.

You paid them not to be around,

didn't you?

What the hell do you think?

But you, you weren't really as

drunk as you let on, were you?

What the hell do you think?

I think

you're my new VC.

That's what I think too.

Guys, big news.

Bill Gurley and Benchmark

is an investor.

Okay.

Well, that sounds

That's good, right?

- Dad, like I just got signed by the Dodgers.

- Hey, hey!

Don't touch me, I'm too hot.

You're gonna burn yourself. Like that!

Okay, mister.

How about a hug hello

before you start braying?

He's excited.

You used to get that way

when you closed a huge sale.

That's why you were

such a k*ller.

Well, I just want him to know

that he does not have to have

good news

to come and visit.

We're happy

to see you anytime.

And we miss you.

Okay.

But, Trav, you are a k*ller.

Just like your mama.

This is no, it's really big.

It's a big deal.

Yeah, the press is gonna have to

write something nice about you

for a change.

Uh-huh. Yeah, maybe not yet,

but they will.

Sounds good, though.

So how much of a piece

does this guy get?

His company gets a chunk,

but the valuation goes up.

And I'm still

the majority owner, Dad.

How's Angie?

How come she's not here?

Well, she, um

- Hey.

- What's up, big bro?

How you doing, Cory?

Heard the next

Zuckerberg was in town,

- so I figured I'd come say hi.

- You say that with a tone of

sarcasm, but I bet Randi

Zuckerberg didn't.

That's why she got

that big chunk of preferred

in the friends and family round.

My piece is locked.

Is it? Are you sure?

- Trav!

- What? Me? Him?

The f*ck did I do?

Fine, I'll be

your doting sister.

I'll knit you a hoodie,

so you look just like him.

Why don't we just

let it die, okay?

Sure thing, Zuck.

All right, enough.

You know, your brother

just cut a big deal

to bankroll his company.

- What, the cab thing?

- It's a capital investment.

It's not a bankroll.

There's a difference.

- Congrats, Trav. Sounds good.

- Thank you.

You know,

Cory's kicking butt too.

Cory, show him the thing.

- Uh, no, it's silly.

- Oh, come on.

- All right.

- What's that, a body cam?

Yeah, the squad got them

from the company,

and we mounted them

to our helmets last shift.

Look, look at that.

Oh, the poor little thing

looks dead.

No, look, it's coming around.

A real American hero, huh?

Yeah, how cool that both

of my boys are kicking a*s.

Yeah. You show that clip

to the ladies, watch out.

Oh, what would you know

about that, Donald?

I used to.-

All right.

Breakfast is ready.

Oh, Cory, do me a favor.

Give me a copy of that clip.

I'd love to show it at work.

Yeah, you should

send it to me too.

I'm gonna show it

to people and be like,

"I know that guy."

That's what a supportive

brother does.

Good, you can get in on the

friends and family sloppy joes

- down the station.

- Sweet.

Cory, Trav,

we have one family breakfast

every three months

at this point.

Could we maybe chill

on the cage match?

We have hardly

seen you lately.

Where is my son

hiding you?

- We've been busy.

- You work too hard.

That's the problem

with you Silicon Valley types.

Are you sure that

you're taking care of you

and not just him?

You know,

he can be pretty consuming.

Yes, I know.

I'm okay. Really.

You sure?

Welcome to the Rider

Appreciation Party.

I am legit super pumped

to be here tonight

and to be part

of this company.

You know, I wish

I would be so happy

if I could just make

all of your lives frictionless.

Right? Can you imagine, like,

if you wanted a raise,

and you didn't even have to say

anything to your boss,

you just look at him and boom,

there it was.

You know what I mean?

Or like if you wanted a date,

just swipe right

and there's the other party

in your room, down for whatever.

Right?

Now, unfortunately,

I cannot control all of these

experiences, or not yet.

But what I can control

is the experience

of getting from one end of town

to the other end of town

with no hassle on either end.

You're in, you're out.

You don't have to touch

your cash or your wallet

or your credit card

or the driver.

So drink up,

because DUls

are a thing of the past!

Great time, you guys!

Hey, thanks.

- That was so good.

- Oh, thank you.

Where's Cory?

He, uh

Wow! Okay. I'm

I'm gonna get some air.

- You want me to?

- No. No, it's all right.

If you wanted Cory here,

you could have

invited him directly.

I invited all you guys.

Don't make everything a test.

It shouldn't f*cking have to be.

You're doing it

all wrong, son.

You don't recognize me?

My name's on some

correspondences

that will put you

out of business.

Oh. You're Pearson?

The transportation guy

for the city.

Pearson. Randall Pearson,

that's right.

And I'm telling you,

you're f*cking up.

You know,

I've heard that so much

in my life.

I should get it tattooed

on my a*s and take a picture,

make it my profile photo.

But you know

what I'm gonna do instead?

I'm gonna keep

building my company,

and then you can get

an a*s tattoo that says.

"Travis Kalanick

is a better man than me."

No tattoos for me, thanks.

'Cause I have some

personal pride.

- Do you? Working where you work?

- Listen, Travis,

let's try and act sane

for maybe five minutes

like a couple

of g*dd*mn grownups?

I represent some

very powerful individuals

in the taxi

and livery business.

People who don't take too kindly

to their drivers

being stolen.

Even less so when

it's their customers.

You know, as the head of the San

Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency,

your mandate is to represent

the public,

not powerful individuals.

Yeah, well, the public interest

is served by having available

and inexpensive taxicabs

readily av

Look, Travis,

this can go

so hard for you.

Buried in fines,

lawsuits, jail.

Or you can win huge

with me.

Give them your tech.

Put it in their cars,

in their f*cking taxis.

Join forces.

They'll make it

real sweet for you.

You'll end up controlling

so many medallions.

They'll be jingling in

your pockets like loose change.

I think this must have been

what it was like

when h*m* sapiens were

running around together

with Neanderthals.

You're asking me to trade

my fire for your f*cking club.

No, thanks.

You're making a big mistake.

I'll put that

on my other a*s cheek.

Yeah, no, I get it.

No the thing is,

When I say I get it,

that means I get it.

Okay.

This is the kid you're

interviewing for the job.

Great. Pull up a chair.

Here is my question for you.

Are you an as*h*le?

Sorry.

- Are you the CEO?

- I am.

This is an order

to cease and desist

all taxi and livery operations.

- You arresting me?

- Not at this time, sir.

But if you continue

in violation of city ordinance,

we'll be back.

This is bad, TK.

- This is a cease

- We're not ceasing.

- And desist

- We're not desisting either.

- It threatens up to

- Yeah, I see.

There's penalties.

Up to $5,000 per instance

of UberCabs operation.

"Instance" meaning

each ride.

Ninety days in jail

per day

the company remains in operation

past the order.

That's me in jail?

Yeah, that's you in jail, man.

Anything you could sign

so it's you instead of me?

Jesus, no.

I I mean, I can No

I'm f*cking kidding, Gil.

Don't worry about it.

But I am more

Emerson than Thoreau.

I do not want to go to jail.

Hey, everybody!

You heard about this already?

I want you to know this

truncheon of the crooked

establishment, this object of fear,

I want you to know this is not

our death warrant.

This is our g*dd*mn

birth certificate, okay?

This means we are alive

in this world,

and we are growing the f*ck up.

It's a sign of validation.

And it's a sign

that we are scaring

the taxi and livery industry,

and the transportation agency,

and the status quo shitless.

This is validation

of our standing as

disruptors.

Austin, how's it going

with our future drivers?

You're getting them?

Got a bunch.

Did you settle

with the city?

Oh, no, no, we're

not settling with the city.

We are taking this city!

Are you sure, TK?

You know what they say

about fighting city hall.

See, this is the thing

about changing the world.

The world never wants to change.

It's gonna dig in its heels

and tell you no

and try to crush you.

Fortunately for us, we are in

the world-changing business.

At least I am.

I was built for this!

They want to fight?

Oh, I love to fight.

You want to know

who wins fights?

Whoever wants it more.

And who do you think

wants this more?

Them?

Or me?

Let's f*cking go!

Come on!

Let's f*cking go!

Let's f*cking go!

Penny, get me a meeting

with the mayor

and order more iPhones.

We need to ratchet up

enlisting more drivers.

Made me wise.

But I'm not

About to give thanks.

Or apologize.

Shape up, boys.

I need five minutes.

Nah, f*ck that.

You need the five minutes

that I'm about to give you.

What is this, huh?

We don't have time.

Of course you don't have time

because you're

indentured servants

if you're human at all.

Because really, you're more

like hamsters on a wheel.

Who are you calling a rodent?

No, no, no.

You're making

yourselves rodents.

Look, you got to run, run,

run all day long

just to make enough fares

to cover your nut

during your shift,

with pissed-off customers

because the commission

hiked the fares,

or to pay off the loans

on your medallions,

or the consortiums

that own the medallions

on the hacks that you drive.

Or to make enough

from the limo company

so that your piece is enough

so you can afford some

food pellets and wood shavings

for your cages

at the end of the week.

Tell me I'm wrong.

So, yeah, you can.

You know, hustle out there

and get at it.

Or you could stay here

for five minutes

and hear about being

your own boss,

and driving with a company

that's gonna change

your f*cking lives.

I could use a change.

Enmity gauged.

United by fear.

Time to endure.

What I could not forgive.

We're making progress.

I didn't say you were wrong.

Just what you're saying

is irrelevant.

Here.

Mayor?

Nothing yet.

Try again.

We don't have to tell you

just how much in contributions

our clients have made.

No, you don't.

Then you tell us something,

like what you're gonna do,

because right now,

this g*dd*mn company

is stealing drivers

from legitimate taxi and livery.

It's chipping away

at a legacy business.

There are two jobs you want

in this city:

The mayor's and mine.

I'm like Robert Moses

in The Old Man in Chinatown.

You really think I'm gonna let

some tech weasel

grab my d*ck like a baton,

twirl it around

in Golden Gate Park?

What's your next step then?

What are you going to do?

Question mark.

What I'm gonna do is drop

a thermonuclear device

right on top of their heads.

The San Francisco Municipal

Transportation Agency has those?

Close enough.

Right now, I expect

a duck-and-cover drill

taking place

over there at UberCab,

right before the mushroom cloud

turns them all into dust.

Tough to have a car service

without any f*cking drivers.

All right, what?

What's the emergency?

It's the f*cking drivers.

They're defecting.

That's what the incentives

are for.

- Pay them more.

- Gil said we can't.

And without those incentives,

they're leaving in droves.

- They're going back to taxis.

- That's Randall f*cking Pearson.

He's making his last stand.

Gil, why are you cutting off

the incentives?

Because we don't have

the money to pay them.

And without drivers, we'll never

have any f*cking money.

- Right?

- He can't, TK.

We don't have it. Our burn rate

is bleeding the company dry.

Maybe it's time

we make a deal with Pearson.

Maybe we do just license

our tech, combine our forces

Wait, wait. That's giving up.

Are you f*cking insane?

No, that's not insane.

That's reality.

Because we're down to smoke

and mirrors and promises.

I don't know how we're gonna

keep the lights on next month

Okay.

unless we make some

kind of a deal

- with the taxi commissi

- Okay, okay.

Okay.

All right.

We are not that kind

of company

that just bends over

to the status quo.

We f*ck the status quo, right?

Now, I'm hearing a lot about

what surrender looks like.

Looks like me on my knees with

Pearson pissing in my mouth.

We're not doing that.

Tell me what victory

looks like.

Well, I guess we can't,

or we wouldn't be sitting here.

All right,

we're gonna take money

from other departments.

We have.

Stop paying the vendors

just for a minute.

Gurley.

Go to him,

ask him for another check,

just to ride us out

through this fight

with San Francisco Transport.

That's the one thing

I can't do.

We'd look like f*cking idiots.

Or I would.

Like we're failing.

Because we are.

So that's it?

That's all you got for me?

Buy a Powerball ticket. I

This company, my life,

is on the line here

right now,

and you m*therf*ckers

Yeah, and all of you too!

You just leave

everything to me, right?

You just come to work,

and you lounge around

with your thumbs up your a*s.

You don't do anything.

You don't f*cking

bleed for it.

You're not

You're not super pumped.

Hi, Travis.

Hey, Mom.

What's going on?

I was just thinking about Cory.

How do you sleep at night,

him doing what he does?

Well, once you have kids,

you don't really

sleep a full night again.

You'll see that one day.

Seriously, though.

Seriously.

This is not about Cory, huh?

Yeah, I know, uh

I, um

I yelled.

At Angie?

No.

Everybody.

Travis, you can't do that.

Yeah, I know.

I don't I don't know

what the f*ck's wrong with me.

I don't know

why I keep doing that.

It's just like why can't

they just watch what I do

and do what I say and

And believe what I know,

and why can't they just

f*cking trust me?

What did you yell about?

We're up against it.

I thought the company

was doing great.

It is, kind of,

but there's this thing

called burn rate,

and, um

Yeah.

I need more money.

Like, now.

Can you go to a bank?

No. Not for this much, no.

What about your investor,

Gurley?

You have not asked him?

No. No, I can't go to him.

If I went to him right now,

he would just think

I was a f*ck.

He'd see these numbers

and he'd just shut me down

and probably sell me off

for parts.

Okay, your brother is great

at the thing he does.

It's a straightforward thing.

Hard to do, easy to measure.

Your thing isn't.

But you're also great at it.

You brought

this Bill Gurley in,

you built a company

that he liked.

So now, you got to do

what Cory does with his guys.

You got to treat him like

you're all on the same team.

You know, tell him what's going

on and what you need.

What if he says no?

Sometimes, to get what you want,

you got to give what you want.

You're wondering

why they don't trust you.

Well, believe me,

they're wondering the

same thing about you.

Why should Bill Gurley trust you

if you don't trust him?

The burn rate.

I'm, uh, hesitant

to talk about it.

I can see that.

Also, I wanted to come here

and have a conversation

face-to-face about it.

Um, the money we are spending

Spent, we spent it, I did.

Is to get the riders

in the car

All startups that are expanding

go through serious burn.

What are we

dealing with here?

I'm reluctant

to say the numbers.

Um, here

Well, Jesus.

I can see why you would think

that's unsustainable.

Is that what you think?

I think that top sheet's about

as ugly as a horned toad's a*s.

That sounds ugly.

You ever seen

a horned toad's a*s?

Can you picture

Joakim Noah's jumper?

Fugly. Yeah.

This is like that.

You're wondering

whether this is the moment.

I sh**t you or sell

your company for parts?

Yeah, just hearing you

say those words

You know, if I don't

give you this funding,

the people you work with,

they're gonna start

updating their résumés and

they are gonna light out.

Hell, even if I do,

they probably already started.

So let me ask you, is that you?

Smart, talented guy.

Are you looking

for a soft spot to land?

Me? No f*cking way.

No, this is the hill I die on.

There is no other company

startup or otherwise for me.

This is all I've got.

Good. What did I tell you

from the beginning?

No way I sell it out.

Is that because I'm a good guy?

No. I mean, I am a good guy.

That's not the reason.

Does the heroin dealer giveaway

the first taste of his product

out of the goodness

of his heart for free?

No, he does not.

This is that.

We put as much money

as we need to

into getting people

into those cars,

and we got them.

We charge anything we want.

Cigarettes, the best

business in the world

till people start getting sued

and having to pay

for the settlements.

But what we're

doing with UberCab

sure as hell isn't giving

anyone cancer.

So you're gonna keep

bankrolling us?

- You're gonna come in for more?

- Grow or die.

Listen, it wasn't easy,

you coming in here like this.

I get that.

And I appreciate it.

I respect that.

We're partners.

And you got your check.

Thank you.

I want you to have something.

A full access card.

You come and go at

UberCab as you please.

You're one of us.

Travis.

This money

it'll only go so far.

This is the last of it.

You hardly touched

your bento box.

Yes, I'm sorry.

You usually crush the tempura,

not even that.

Just not hungry.

You sounded

so excited earlier

after talking to Gurley.

Yeah, guess it wore off.

Reality set in.

Why don't you leave this

here and come home?

- Get a few hours sleep

- Nah, sorry.

I'm just gonna stay till I can

think of a way to take the city.

This is our

proof-of-concept moment.

You know, last go-round before

we're out of dry powder,

and the mayor

won't even talk to me.

Look, you know your history.

And you know people.

Reagan showing strength

to Gorbachev in Geneva

by going without his coat

in the freezing cold, right?

Gates promising

he'd deliver the OS

before he even started it.

Hamilton agreeing to move

the actual White House.

Power is fluid.

Use that.

Use all of it.

The riders.

They're not just

what we need.

They are our power.

We enlist them

against the politicians.

Get the mayor to talk to me?

No, he's gonna beg me

to talk to him.

We need to let

those f*ck in office know

that the voters

are with us.

What do you do when

you get kicked in the ba*ls

by a hobnailed boot?

Roll around and groan?

Well, the m*therf*ckers

who run startups,

this m*therf*cker,

eats it with a smile

and keeps on going.

I'm at peace, I'm the man.

Buying stocks on the day

Of the crash, yeah.

On the loose, I'm a truck.

All the rolling hills

I'll flatten them out, yeah.

More petitions coming in.

It's evolution, baby.

There's no top.

We didn't have enough

to fill the last boxes.

Yeah, but still,

that's a lot of signatures.

Yeah, but a pyramid

has to have a point.

Really, TK? Ringers?

- Yeah.

- What if they check?

Then we become baristas.

Well, sh*t,

I already tried that.

Didn't really work out.

Point.

Okay.

You said it loud and clear

with these petitions.

Now, say it even louder.

Let us ride!

Let us ride! Let us ride!

Let us ride!

The mayor

is willing to meet.

Yes.

I'm going in!

Don't worry,

I have prepped the mayor

as to exactly how we feel

about your little enterprise.

But at the risk

of having you

clutter up our offices

any further,

I figured I'd say hello.

And a quick goodbye,

because as Mr. Pearson said

Horseshit.

There were piles of it

all along the streets

of this fine city, from Lombard

down to Lincoln Way.

Literally horseshit.

Until the horse and carriage

got replaced by the streetcar.

You don't think those teamsters

were bitching back then?

Because they were,

but John Geary,

the first mayor of this town,

he saw the future.

And he made it so.

Of course, the future

doesn't last, right?

And pretty soon,

Jitneys came into fashion,

which obliterated

the cable car,

turned it into

a tourist attraction.

But that's because

the mayor then, James Rolph,

he saw that for a nickel,

you could take a Jitney anywhere

you wanted to go in the city.

As long as you don't mind riding

along with some other lugs

and stopping

wherever they want to stop,

which is why the Jitney gave way

to the buses and the BART,

and of course,

taxicabs, right?

Blessed taxis, in which you can

ride princely and alone

as long as the meter

is running.

And as long

as the medallion owner

and the San Francisco Municipal

Transportation Agency

takes their bites.

So for a while times were fat,

and everybody ate.

But just like all those other

modes of transport,

eventually the dying day comes.

And that is where we are today

with Mayor Ed Lee in charge,

and now it's his chance

to glimpse the future,

usher it in,

because this is what

we are offering.

This is the future

of passenger traveling

in a private vehicle for a fee

driven by a private citizen

who earns that fee.

It is winners and commerce

on both sides of the equation.

The question

you have to ask yourself is:

Does Mayor Ed Lee wanna

go down in the history books

as an innovator,

or does he want to let

these beautiful streets

of San Francisco get flooded

with horseshit one more time?

Because that is what the SFMTA

and the taxi lobbies

are peddling.

Horseshit.

The city has been taken!

Great. That's great.

Full stop. But

Okay, wait, you can't say

"full stop" and then say "but."

That's

But what about the fines?

No, dude,

the mayor loves us now.

He's gonna push legislation

our way, all right?

Future fines unlikely.

Great. So prior fines?

Pearson was there.

I think he thinks

we still owe the money.

Oh. What'd he say?

"You still owe

the f*cking money."

Great.

I think this is gonna be a great

thing for the both of you.

For everybody.

Full access? Nice.

That's the kind of relationship

I build with all my founders.

If the door isn't open

to me and vice versa,

something's wrong.

So, what does Travis

think of this?

We'll find out

when I tell him.

Look, if we do

what you're saying,

- and we pay these fines

- Yeah, and if we don't,

we're right back in those waters

where we drown.

- Okay, well I'm not paying them.

- Then they're gonna take

the fixtures off the ceiling

to sell them.

We're in a vise.

Whoop. There it is.

Perfect.

Come on in.

Might as well do this

while we still have

office furniture.

Sit down.

Where did we leave off?

You asked me a question

that I didn't have

a chance to answer.

Great. And what is the answer?

Hey, I understand

congratulations are in order.

Bill. Yes, they are.

Good to see you.

Who's this?

This is the answer

to your burn rate problem.

Meet Emil Michael,

best dealmaker in the valley,

and your new raise wingman.

Now that you've, uh,

taken over San Francisco,

it's time that we, uh,

go to the outside investors,

tackle the other cities.

Grow or die, right?

Welcome aboard.

Bill, thank you so much.

Your support is

It's just always

so appreciated.

Anything I can do to help.

Take care.

I'll let you get to it.

What the f*ck are you

really doing here?

You a spy?

You here to replace me?

Whoa, I'm

I'm just here to help,

like Bill said.

Yeah, I've heard

that bullshit before.

It's not happening

in my company.

I don't expect

you to trust me.

I expect you to test me.

Give me that.

We have to respond to this

bullshit by end of business,

or else this company

that you're spying on right now

won't exist anymore.

What do you got?

You're this big dealmaker.

You make us a deal,

get us out from under

these fines,

settle us out,

pennies on the dollar, what?

The San Francisco MTA

regulates taxicabs.

And so, yeah, UberCab

is up to its a*s in fines

and facing

existential threat.

- Gil?

- Yeah?

UberCab,

and all of its corresponding

regulatory problems

and liabilities

is hereby shut down,

inoperative and defunct.

Okay.

Why didn't I think of that?

A crucial question

for another day, Gil.

So we're not

a cab company anymore?

You never were.

So no cab regulators can reg us.

Sharp.

Ginsu sharp, yeah.

We are a ride-sharing service.

They're gonna say that's fraud.

- I mean, it might be fraud.

- Why?

Because I'm not willing

to recognize

that some taxi authority

has jurisdiction over us?

Let them call it fraud

and you know what?

To the end, Gil,

re-paper us as a new entity

called Uber.

Uber what?

Yeah.

Nothing. Just Uber.

When I came into this,

I was ready to break sh*t,

because that is what

revolution requires.

But you know what?

I forgot that for a second.

But our new friend Emil here

just reminded me.

- Go.

- Okay.

I'm supposed

to say yes, aren't I?

That I'm an as*h*le.

Well, I am.

I'm an as*h*le.

That's the right answer.

Because if you're not,

you'll never make it at Uber.

We should hire this guy up.

Kelsey, can you bring him

to Gil?

Make sure he signs an NDA.

Congratulations.

Go.

All right, bro,

are you ready?

'Cause next, we're taking

New York, and then Paris,

then Berlin, then Mumbai,

and then Tokyo,

and then rest

of the f*cking world.

Then we take Berlin.

I'm guided by a signal.

In the heavens.

I'm guided by

This birthmark.

On my skin.

I'm guided by the beauty.

Of our weapons.

First we take Manhattan.

Then we take Berlin.

I'd really like to live

Beside you, baby