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01x03 - Episode 3

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mint". Aired: April 20, 2026.*
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A darkly comic and unconventional drama about a crime family's inner life, told through the eyes of its daughter, who is searching for love.

01x03 - Episode 3

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No Care by Daughter

♪ No care, no care in the world

♪ I don't care,
I don't care any more

♪ I don't care, I don't care

♪ Love you in a panic
because I prefer to sit on fences

♪ Spit-kissing on my sickbed

♪ I'm not searching for replacements

♪ But we are like broken instruments

♪ Twisted up
and wheezing out the runnels

♪ Sleepless folks
watching light grow

♪ Through their
early morning windows

♪ I don't care,
I don't care any more

♪ I don't care, I don't care

♪ Oh, I'm too drunk to fight,
hurling curses at your surface

♪ Because I'm aware, because it
hurts that I'm in love again

♪ And you have kissed my neck
so your arguments are insane

♪ Fighting over the way
something was said

♪ Well, I'm still here
like a cheap threat... ♪

Oh, here come the scum.

♪ No care, no care any more

♪ No care, no care in the world

♪ I don't care,
I don't care any more

♪ Wanted you to promise me
we would only ever make love. ♪

Remember coming here as kids?

Kids?

We HAD kids.

We were still kids.

We used to cram in there,
splash out on a candyfloss.

Things have changed.

Aye, they have.

- Dylan. Welcome.
- Richard.

- Welcome
- Thanks.

- This is my wife, Cat.
- Of course.

What a pleasure to finally meet you.

- Welcome to Ladies Day.
- Thank you.

And can I just say
what an honour it is to have

someone like yourself
leading off the speeches?

A real lynchpin of our community.

I haven't had to do a speech
since I was at school.

You'll be grand.

It's just a room full
of friends willing you on,

and plenty of local businessmen
who are delighted

to have a chance to
look at a beautiful lady.

Can I, er... take you inside
and get you a drink?

- Heh...
- Excuse me.

You'll be great.

You look beautiful.

- Save me a dance for later?
- Mm.

- Follow me.
- Oh, thank you.

- After you.
- Thank you.

Brighten up.

OK, closed mouth will do.

How's the married life?

Wife just had our second kid.

Mm! Congrats. Boy or girl?

Wee girl.

Sex life must be shite with the
missus giving birth recently, then.

Oh, we're good.

What if I ordered you to f*ck me?

Ollie, come on.

I have a wife and kids.

- Only messing.
- Ah.

What's going on with the boys?

How's everyone responded
to the news?

They're all fine, aye.

Anyone trying to stand out?

What was that?

What?

I saw you looking at the Denson boy.

What, I can't look at people now?

You cannae ask me for his address

then be staring at the boy
and not tell me why.

Tell me you had nothing to do with
them finding out about your dad.

What are you accusing me of, Nan?

You know what I'm accusing you of.

Tell me you're not opening your legs
at anyone who'll have you.

This is more important than you.

This is our family business.

The family's safety.

What business? Dad's stepping away.

Who's going to take over - you?

What's going on?

Nothing.

Going to get a drink.

Ready for your speech?

♪ I had a dream, I was learning

♪ Then your love took it from me

♪ I had a dream, I was learning

♪ Then your love took it from me

♪ I had a dream, I was learning

♪ Then your love took it from me. ♪

We've got a great view from up here.

I hear we might have
a winner on our hands.

I doubt it.

- Where are you going?
- For a piss.

You told them.

About my dad.

What, were you just pretending to
like me so you could get something?

No. Course not.

I'm sorry. OK? I am.

Why'd you do it?

I Just do what's best for my family.

I do what's best for me.

Told my mum about you.

She thinks I'm here
just working on the cars.

Why are you telling me that?

I don't know.

I can't tell anyone else.

So you can tell me things,
but I can't tell you things?

How's that fair?

It's not.

It's not.

Shannon!

What's going on?

I was just talking to my friend.

Talking, aye?

You don't f*cking talk
to anyone in this family.

And she's MY friend,
not your friend.

Why was he talking to you?

- I don't know.
- He shouldn't be.

I'm not yours to drag around.

You know that.

Let's go and find your dad.

Have you ever spoken
to that boy before?

Never.

What did he say to you?

You looked deep in a chat
when I got there.

He said you were his friend.

Right, well, he was just
being polite.

He was asking how my day was going.

He's treating us like idiots.

So are some of the others here, too.

I think they're making a move.

You think?

Neck tattoo that Spencer mentioned.

Look like there's only
a few of them.

Go on.

Why?

Do as you're told.

We need to hit them
before they hit us.

Yeah, maybe, but not here.

He was talking
to your daughter, mate!

- If I hadn't got there when...
- The entire community's here.

They respect us.

If we start acting like th*gs,
they'll treat us like th*gs.

th*gs like Liangelo
only respond to a firm hand.

If we don't f*cking act, they will.

We're not making a move here.
Understand?

Going to open up my own salon
when I finish.

You could come by,
get some... stuff done.

Celebrating?

I saw you chatting
Ben's ear off earlier.

He took your fancy today?

Maybe.

A handsome boy.

There's lots of handsome boys here.

Nay.

I need a handsome man.

Someone in control.

A beautiful lady deserves
a handsome man.

I saw you talking
to our Shannon earlier.

We're friends.

We talk.

Are you?

Dylan tells me you're next in line.

- Aye?
- Aye.

With his blessing.

Andy's, too.

Won't be much to bless if this
Denson business carries on.

It's being handled.

Doesnae seem that way.

They're running round like
they own the town.

There's always
different perspectives

looking from the outside in.

They're here...

and they're laughing at you.

Playing the big men in your town.

Chatting to your women.

But I'm sure you're in control.

Different perspectives,

as you say.

All right. All right, I'm sure you
don't want to hear any more from me.

Especially not on Ladies' Day.

So without further ado,
I'm going to step aside for a lady

I'm sure you all know.

She is a leading light
in our community.

Some might even call her a queen.

- Cat Evans.
- Woo!

Thank you.

Erm...

I moved here when I was 15

and I've been coming to
this racecourse ever since.

And I've seen this town suffer

and I've seen it prosper.

I've seen it prosper.

We're hard workers.

But...

this community
isn't held together by work.

It's...

It's held together by love.

And a day like today
is something to cherish.

A day to celebrate the time
that we have with each other.

The more we focus on our love
for each other, the...

the more we'll flourish.

So, let's raise a glass

to the ladies in the room.

And let's demand whatever we want.

It's our day, after all.

To the ladies.

To the ladies!

Woo!

- Chin-chin!
- Cheers.

You...

You're delusional, you know that.

Right.

You're such a fanny, you can't even
keep control of your family.

Meanwhile your daughter's off doing
God knows what with the enemy.

You're going to let everything
we've built go to shite

because you can't keep
your man happy.

OK.

My son doesn't love you.

Not sure he ever did.

Convenience.

Just a desperate poor sl*t
willing to carry his babies.

That's the fiery girl I remember.

Nice to see this Cat again.

f*ck you!

Dylan.

Go on.

Are you...

stepping away to spend more time
with me and the family, or...

is it something else?

- Can we talk about this at home?
- I want to talk about it now.

I don't.

Now's not the time.

For what? A wife?

Do you even love me, Dylan?

Do you really have to ask that?

Clearly I do.

How are you doing, pal?
Having a nice day, aye?

I am, pal.

Brilliant.

That's brilliant.

f*ck's sake!

f*ck's sake!

What happened?

f*cking Denson boy.

Liangelo. Just f*cking jumped me
in the toilets,

out of nowhere. Cracked me
while I'm doing a piss.

- We need to act.
- Get the lads. Get the car round the front.

We tried to play nice.

But maybe they need
to f*cking get it.

I need to find Shannon.

Get her and the women out.

I need you, your mum
and your nan to head off.

- Why? It's early.
- Shannon, I need you out of here.

Is this cos Arran was talking to me?

He was just being nice.

Arran, is it?

We'll talk about this later.
I need you to do what you're told.

No.

You're my dad. Not my boss.

Yeah, well,
I'm talking to you as your dad.

And I'm asking you to leave.

I don't want to. I can stay.
I'm an adult.

Listen, it's going to kick off
and I want yous at home.

What's happening?
Is it the Densons?

Fine.

- Where's Nan?
- Find her!

- Can we chat?
- Yeah.

Excuse me.

I think my dad and his men
are about to attack you guys.

He's making me and my nan leave.

Why are you telling me that?

- I need to tell my brother.
- No.

I don't want you to fight.

Let's just go.

I can't leave.

When?

Now, I think.

- OK. Well, you need to go.
- Mm-hm.

Yeah, I need to go.

I have to go and help my brother.

Right, let's get you in the car.

Come on, Nan.

OK.

Where's Mum?

She must've gone home early.

- What if she's still here?
- Don't worry, she's not.

- Stay with them when you get home.
- OK.

Thanks for not being a brat.

Hey, Dad.

Don't do anything to that boy.

- Ben.
- Yeah?

- I'm just going to go for a quick piss.
- No. Wait a minute!

Do you want a piss? Can I watch?

♪ It's getting harder to breathe

♪ Chain-smoking your love

♪ Can't be good for my sanity

♪ Can't be good for my lungs

♪ Chain-smoking your love

♪ Chain-smoking your love

♪ I know my lease is up

♪ And the bailiff's at the door

♪ And still I'm hanging on
to the life we had before

♪ I know this cold love

♪ Won't lead me to the lord

♪ Although I'm black and blue

♪ I'm begging you for more

♪ Oh-oh-oh. ♪