02x06 - Online Grocery Levels Up

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Adventurer A: What the heck is this?

Adventurer A: What's going on?

Adventurer B: No way. An exit?

Mukohda: Huh? Um...

Adventurer A: Who are you?Where did you come from?

Mukohda: Where did we come from?

Fel: The lowest floor of the dungeon of course.

Adventurer B: The lowest floor? That means...

Fel: We have conquered this dungeon.

Mukohda: Ah! You admitted it...

Adventurer C: How?!

Adventurer D: What kind of monsters were there?!

Adventurer A: How was it?!

Adventurer B: Did any items drop?!

Elrand: Dora-chan!

Elrand: Great work!

Elrand: I knew you'd all be able to do it!

Mukohda: Huh?

Elrand: Now, now. We need to go to the Adventurer's Guild first.

Mukohda: Huh? Wait, hold on!

Elrand: The dungeon exploration isn't complete until you submit your report!

Elrand: I see!

Elrand: As expected of Dora-chan! I can't believe you cleared the dungeon on your first try!

Mukohda: It's the same for Fel and Sui...

Elrand: I was so worried about you, Dora-chan!

Elrand: You don't know how many times I almost chased after you!

Ugor: That aside...

Mukohda: You must want to check what kind of items we found in the dungeon.

Fel: More importantly, I wish to eat some meat as soon as possible and rest.

Mukohda: Hold on a bit. We're planning on selling the items to them anyways.

Mukohda: There were a lot of monster drops and treasures.

Mukohda: I really don't have much interest in jewels...

Mukohda: Like this, for instance. It's a mimic's jewelry box...

Elrand: Mimic?!

Elrand: A mimic's jewelry box is very rare!

Elrand: We'll have to appraise its value properly!

Mukohda/Internal: Seeing that reaction, it's probably better to keep the magic sword under wraps.

Elrand: Now, please give us a report on each level.

Ugor: Guildmaster, Mukohda's party must be tired.

Ugor: We should stop here for the day.

Elrand: I guess you're right.

Mukohda/Internal: He saved us!

Mukohda: Well, then...

Elrand: Then, let me ask one last thing!

Ugor: Guildmaster!

Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill

"Online Grocery Levels Up"

Mukohda: After safely exiting the dungeon, drinking some coffee milk after a good soak is the best!

Fel: Yes. I cannot believe that milk flavored with fruit would be this delicious!

Fel: This alleviates my stress from that tediously long exchange.

Dora-chan: I could drink this fruit milk stuff forever!

Sui: Sui, too.

Mukohda: The milk cannot be without a bath,

Mukohda: and the bath is only possible with the milk. Right, Fel?

Fel: No, I do not care about the bath.

Fel: The milk is enough for me.

Mukohda: Good grief!

Mukohda: If you don't take a proper bath every once in a while,

Mukohda: you'll stink like an animal on top of looking pathetic!

Fel: What?!

Fel: How dare you call me unsightly and even say I stink!

Sui: Sui also likes a shiny and fluffy Uncle the most.

Fel: What?!

Dora-chan: My skin felt kinda dry and rough,

Dora-chan: but now it feels smooth and supple!

Mukohda: See? You should stop hating on baths and try to take them more often!

Fel: I just heard a strange cry.

Mukohda: There you go, trying to change the subject again.

Dora-chan: No. I heard it, too.

Mukohda: Huh?

Daryl: Iris, run away first!

Iris: No! We gotta run away together!

Daryl: Iris!

Mukohda: Sui! Dora-chan!

Dora-chan: Leave it to us!

Mukohda: Hey, you two!

Mukohda: Are you all right?

Mukohda: We already took care of the orc, so you're safe now.

Mukohda: Are you hurt anywhere?

Mukohda: Don't worry, he won't bite you.

Mukohda: It's really fine! He's kind of like a big doggy!

Fel: Doggy?

Fel: What? That term feels strangely irritating.

Mukohda: What are your names?

Mukohda: Where are you from?

Daryl: I'm Daryl. This is my little sister...

Iris: Iris.

Daryl: We're from Dolan.

Mukohda: From Dolan? It takes an adult about three hours to walk here from there.

Mukohda: Are there any adults with you?

Mukohda: Um, is it a special situation?

Daryl: I'll tell you if you give us that orc.

Mukohda: That's fine, but can you even carry it back?

Daryl: I have Item Box.

Mukohda: Wow! That's pretty rare, right?

Mukohda: Oh! Uh! Why don't you tell me your story first?

Mukohda: I'll give you the orc.

Daryl: We live with our mom in the city of Dolan.

Daryl: My dad is an adventurer that went into the dungeon with his friends.

Daryl: But...

Daryl: He never came back.

Daryl: Since then, the three of us worked together to make ends meet,

Daryl: but my mom got sick and collapsed.

Mukohda: How is your mother now?

Daryl: The priest at the temple examined her and even cast Healing magic.

Mukohda: Healing magic...

Daryl: Yeah. She felt a little better for a while but then got sick again.

Flashback,Priest: I can't cure such a serious illness.

Flashback,Priest: A higher-ranking priest in the royal capital may be able to help. Or perhaps...

Daryl: But we need a lot of money to call a priest from the royal capital,

Daryl: so we had to think of a way to earn some.

Daryl: Going out and finding medicinal herbs is a job that even we can do...

Mukohda: I see...

Iris: Brother, how much money is an orc worth?

Iris: Can we call a priest with this?

Daryl: Yeah! I'm sure we'll be able to call one right away!

Iris: Really?!

Mukohda/Internal: Orcs are pretty common monsters.

Mukohda/Internal: One wouldn't be worth much...

Iris: Will Mom get better?

Mukohda/Internal: But what can I do to help?

Daryl: Yeah! For sure!

Iris: Now that I'm not scared, I'm hungry.

Fel: Yes. I have also grown hungry.

Dora/Internal: I wanna eat something, too!

Sui/Internal: Sui, too!

Mukohda: You guys...

Mukohda: Well, why don't we all eat something first? My treat.

Daryl: We'll help!

Mukohda: It's fine. Just play with Dora-chan and Sui.

Daryl/Iris: Okay!

Mukohda/Internal: They're good kids.

Mukohda: Since we have guests, I should make something for the two of them to eat their fill.

Kids: Wait!

Mukohda: Slice the onion into rings and cook both sides until they're nice and brown.

Mukohda: This way, they'll become sweeter and easier for the kids to eat.

Mukohda: Fry the c*ck meat skin side down.

Mukohda: Then cook the other side with the oil rendered from the skin and wipe up the excess oil!

Mukohda: Add some teriyaki sauce

Mukohda: and coat the meat in it until it thickens and shines and we have our main dish!

Mukohda: Oops.

Mukohda: We can't forget the fried eggs.

Mukohda: We should cook it a bit more thoroughly.

Mukohda: Add some lettuce, teriyaki, and cheddar cheese to some black bread.

Mukohda: Then the onions, tomato, and egg.

Mukohda: And finally...

Mukohda: Here you go!

Mukohda: Teriyaki c*ck tsukimi burgers!

Super Filling TeriyakiCockatrice Tsukimi Burger

Iris: Wow!

Daryl: Amazing!

Iris: Yummy! Yummy!

Daryl: It's sweet and salty! All sorts of flavors!

Mukohda: Do you want something to drink?

Daryl: Yes!

Iris: Me, too!

Mukohda: Yes, yes. Eat as much as you'd like.

Fel: Where is our share?

Mukohda: I know. Your plates are over here.

Fel and Friends ExclusiveExtra-Large Burger

Mukohda: I'm sure you'll have no complaints about the size!

Fel: Oh hoh!

Dora-chan: Woohoo!

Sui: Amazing!

Daryl: U-Um...

Daryl/Iris: Uncle! Thank you so much!

Mukohda/Internal: Am... Am I considered an uncle?

Mukohda/Internal: They're thanking me with such pure eyes,

Mukohda/Internal: but all I can think about is that I'm old enough to be called an uncle...

Fel: It seems you are an uncle as well.

Mukohda: Sh-Shut up, Uncle Fel!

Iris: Mom...

Mukohda: Such little kids have to go out to earn a huge amount of money

Mukohda: to pay for their mother's medical treatment?

Mukohda: Even though it must be hard just to make ends meet...

Daryl: Just wait...

Mukohda/Internal: I want to help them if I can!

Mukohda: Even so, I don't even know what kind of ailments she has.

Mukohda: They said she was so sick she couldn't get out of bed...

Mukohda: I have the high-grade potions that Sui made, but...

Fel: Potions will not cure illnesses.

Mukohda: Really?

Fel: The medicine needed to cure illnesses is obvious. Elixirs.

Mukohda: Elixirs?

Fel: They say elixirs will cure all diseases and grant you immortality.

Mukohda: Hold on a second! There's no way such a fantastical medicine exists...

Mukohda/Internal: Come to think of it...

Flashback,Elrand: The blood and liver of an earth dragon are used as an ingredient in elixirs.

Flashback,Elrand: They're known as a type of panacea.

Mukohda/Internal: Since Elrand says that, it must exist!

Mukohda/Internal: It's worth giving a try!

Dish-right,Text: Earth Dragon Blood

Earth Dragon Liver

Mukohda: Sui, can you make a healing potion that works on illnesses using these two ingredients?

Sui: Sui doesn't really know, but Sui will try!

Mukohda: I'm depending on you!

Mukohda: In the meantime, I'll make something for their mother to eat.

Mukohda: I should make something nutritious, easy to eat, and tasty for both adults and children...

Mukohda: That's it!

Mukohda: We'll use bacon, onions, carrots, and broccoli as ingredients.

Mukohda: Cut them all into easy to eat pieces.

Mukohda: Stir-fry the ingredients until they're cooked through.

Mukohda: Then add plenty of water and consommé,

Mukohda: slowly simmering it until the vegetables all soften.

Mukohda: Add broccoli in the end.

Mukohda: It's delicious enough as it is, but let's add some soy milk today.

Mukohda: It might separate if it boils,

Mukohda: so I'll have to be careful about the heat.

Gentle and Hearty Soy Milk Soup

Mukohda: The hearty soy milk soup is done!

Mukohda: The soup itself has plenty of nutrients and umami from the simmered ingredients.

Mukohda: The kids can munch on the hearty pieces, too!

Sui: Master! Sui is done, too!

Mukohda: You're already done?!

Sui: Ta-da!

Mukohda: It's a bit more reddish purple than a normal potion.

Dora-chan: Can this cure illnesses?

Mukohda: Let me check.

Sui's Special Elixir

(Degraded Version)

Cures all ailments

As this is a degraded version,it does not increase lifespan

Mukohda: What?!

Mukohda: Y-You really made elixirs!

Sui: How is it?

Mukohda: You're seriously awesome, Sui!You're great!

Fel: Hey. How long do you plan to make me babysit? The sun is setting.

Mukohda: Sorry. Sorry.

Mukohda: Daryl. Iris. Sorry for waking you two up.

Mukohda: We should head back to Dolan.

Mukohda: Uncle Fel will take us back to the city, so get on his back.

Mukohda: Hold on tight.

Mukohda: Try to take it slow.

Fel: I know.

Mukohda: Great job today, you two.

Daryl: That was awesome!

Iris: We went vwoom through the forest and fields!

Mukohda: Daryl, I need to give you your orc back.

Daryl: Oh, yeah! The orc!

Iris: We need to exchange it for money at the Adventurer's guild!

Iris: Will the priest come right away?

Daryl: We'll make sure they properly cure Mom!

Mukohda: About that. Actually, your big brotherhere searched through his Item Box.

Mukohda: Guess what I found! Medicine that can cure your mother!

Daryl/Iris: Medicine?!

Iris: Really?! Will Mom get better?!

Mukohda: Yeah, but...

Mukohda: I can't give it to you for free.

Mukohda: Your big brother is both an adventurer and a merchant.

Mukohda: This medicine is something I sell.

Mukohda: So this has to be a trade, a business deal between you and me. Do you understand?

Daryl: Y-Yeah...

Daryl: How much does it cost?

Mukohda: Actually, I don't have very many of them.

Mukohda: Since it's a super rare medicine...

Mukohda: How about I sell it to you for one orc?

Daryl: Yeah! Of course!

Mukohda: Perfect! It's a deal!

Daryl: Yay!

Mukohda: Then, here's the medicine.

Mukohda: And this is a freebie.

Mukohda: Eat it together with your mother.

Daryl: Wow! The soup looks delicious!

Iris: Will this cure Mom?

Mukohda: Yeah. She'll be fine now.

Daryl: Uncle, thank you so much!

Mukohda: Right back at you. It was a good deal. Thanks.

Daryl: Uncle! Um! My dad was an adventurer,

Daryl: but I'll grow up to become a merchant!

Daryl: I'll use my Item Box and become a city merchant!

Daryl: Someday, I'll have my own store and make good business deals like you, Uncle!

Daryl: For sure!

Mukohda: Yeah, I'll be rooting for you.

Mukohda: I hope you two do your best!

Daryl/Iris: Thank you, Uncle! Doggy and everyone else, too!

Iris: Bye-bye!

Mukohda: They were such good kids.

Sui: They called Sui cute!

Mukohda: You're so popular, Sui.

Mukohda: That's right.

Mukohda: Since we cleared the dungeon, hasn't everyone leveled up?

Mukohda: Let's look at Fel, first.

[Name] Fel[Age] [Race] Fenrir[Level]
[Strength] ,___________________|,__[Magic] [Attack]
[Defense] ,[Agility] [Skill]
Wind Magic, Fire Magic, Water Magic,______..__Earth Magic, Ice Magic,
Lightning Magic,______..__Sacred Magic, Barrier Magic, Rending______..__
Claws, Body Reinforcement, Physical______..__Attack Resistance, Magic Attack Resistance,______..__
Magic Efficiency, Appraisal, Battle Boost [Blessing] Goddess of Wind,
Ninrir's Blessing______..__God of w*r, Vahagn's Blessing

Menu--BOX,Text: m l

Mukohda: Huh? Level ?

Mukohda: I feel like you went up an entire ten levels since the last time I used Appraisal.

[Name] Dora-chan[Age] [Race] Pixie Dragon[Level]
[Strength] ______________,__[Magic] [Attack]
[Defense] [Agility] [Skill]
Fire Magic, Water Magic, Wind______..__
Magic, Earth Magic, Ice Magic,______..__Lightning Magic, Healing Magic,______..__
Bombardment, Battle Boost [Blessing] God of w*r, Vahagn's Blessing


Mukohda: Dora-chan is level now.

Mukohda: I'm sure you were or the last time. That's impressive.

Mukohda: I feel like Sui has the biggest potential to grow...

[Name] Sui[Age] Months[Race] Big Slime[Level]
[Strength] _______________..,,|__[Magic]
[Attack] [Defense] [Agility] [Skill]
Acid b*llet, Healing Potion______..__Creation,
Proliferate, Water______..__Magic,
Blacksmithing [Blessing] Goddess of Water, Rusalka's______..__
Blessing; God of Blacksmithing, ______..__Hephaestos' Blessing


Mukohda: Level ?! You've quadrupled your level?

Mukohda: Sui's leveling speed is crazy!

Mukohda: Yay! Sui is strong!

Fel: My strength and defense have exceeded ,.

Mukohda: Are you a fortress?

Dora-chan: I'm faster than before!

Mukohda: Everyone has improved so much, I'm sure I...

[Name] Mukohda (Tsuyoshi Mukouda)[Age] [Race]
Accidental Otherworlder[Level]
[Strength] _______,|______..,,|__[Magic] [Attack]
[Defense] [Agility] [Skill] Appraisal, Item Box, Fire Magic,______..__
Earth Magic, Perfect Defense______..__Familiar (Contracted Monster): ______..__
Fenrir, Slime, Pixie Dragon [Blessing] Goddess of Wind, Ninrir's Blessing______..__(minor);
Goddess of Fire, Agni's______..__Blessing (minor); Goddess of Earth,______..__ Kisharle's Blessing (minor)


Mukohda: I'm sure I...

Mukohda: We went down to the final floor together.

Mukohda: Isn't it all right to have a little hope?

[Unique Skill] Online Grocery

Mukohda: What's this? There's a + on my skill?

Mukohda: That wasn't there before, right?

upgrade,Text: Online Grocery's Tenant has been unlocked.Please choose from the following.{\c&HAAC&}WakuWaku Burger Fujiya

Mukohda: Come again?! Online Grocery's Tenant has been unlocked?

Mukohda: Tenant? Does that mean I have to choose one?

Fel: What fuss are you making on your own?

Mukohda: No, I don't really get it myself.

Mukohda: It looks like my skill is getting a new Tenant? A new ability?

Dora-chan: Wow!

Fel: It's the thing filled with meat we ate during the day. Choose that.

Sui: Sui thinks this pretty one is nice.

Mukohda: Okay, let's pick this one!

Sui: Yay!

Fel: My opinion holds no sway?!

Fel: Don't you spoil Sui a little too much?

Mukohda: Come on. Don't you guys like sweets, too?

Mukohda: Just consider it a reward for conquering the dungeon.

Fel: These are sweets?

Dora-chan: They're more amazing than dungeon jewels!

Sui: Sui wants to see, too!

Mukohda: What should we get?

Mukohda: When I think of specialty cake shops...

Mukohda: It's this! The take-home box!

Mukohda: Just thinking that there's a cake in it always made the trip home so exciting.

Fel: It's just a box. Open it quickly.

Mukohda: Yeah. Yeah.

Mukohda: Ta-da!

Fel: I-Is this food?

Sui: So pretty!

Mukohda: Right?

Mukohda: Let's cut them up so you can try all the different kinds.

Fel: I can eat these whole in one bite.

Mukohda: No way.

Mukohda: Okay, enjoy!

Sui: It's so... sweet!

Dora-chan: These are made with fruits?! No way! Freaking sweet!

Mukohda: That's called corporate effort, Dora-chan.

Fel: Yes. It is fluffy and the melty white part in the middle is also delicious.

Sui: Sui can eat a lot more!

Mukohda: Oh, the custard pudding is delicious, too.

Dora-chan: Pudding?

Mukohda: You do this and then...

Dora-chan: It's kind of like you.

Sui: So jiggly.

Mukohda: Okay. I'll have some of this.

Mukohda: Fluffy cake with a soft and melty cream in the center.

Mukohda: Along with black coffee.

Fel: You are drinking that sweet black water again.

Mukohda: This aroma and bitterness is what makes it great.

Sui: Master.

Dora-chan: This jiggly stuff is so crazy delicious!

Dora-chan: Gimme more!

Sui: Sui wants more, too!

Mukohda: It's best not to eat too much of it at once.

Mukohda: But was it really that delicious?

Sui: - Yup!- Yeah!

Mukohda: Huh? I feel like I've forgotten something...

Ninrir: You forgot!

Ninrir: You have forgotten!

Ninrir: Our offerings! Offerings!

Ruka: I want to eat cake...

Ninrir: Offerings!

Agni: There's no more booze!

Kisharle: There are no rest days for beauty!

Hephaestos: I never knew waiting could be this painful!

Vahagn: Should we send a divine message? Should we?

Mukohda: Oh! That's right!

Mukohda: If I noticed the Tenant a bit sooner,

Mukohda: I would have been able to give some cake to Daryl and Iris, too. That's too bad.

Gods/Goddesses: That's not it!

Seconds,Text: Another World Theater: Second Serving

Mom: I feel a lot better now.

Mom: I feel a bit hungry, too.

Iris: Really?! We have some soup!

Iris: Here you go!

Mom: It smells so good...

Daryl: We got some after making a good business deal today.

Mom: Oh, my!

Mom: How delicious!

Daryl/Internal: Uncle's medicine is really amazing.

Daryl/Internal: He secretly gave it to us as an exception.

Daryl/Internal: I won't tell anyone about it for Uncle's sake, either.

Daryl/Internal: I'm gonna work hard and pay Uncle back someday!