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01x04 - Things are Getting Spicy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dated and Related". Aired: September 2, 2022.*
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Pairs of siblings see each other's love lives up close and personal as they search for "the one" together.

01x04 - Things are Getting Spicy

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You are all ♪

That I see ♪

I've been looking

For some synchronicity ♪

After a wild night in the villa,

our siblings are waking up

to another day in paradise.

What's up, everybody?

- Morning.

- Good morning.

Good morning.

Morning.

How was everybody's night?

Yeah, the wine was good last night.

Yeah, it was a good night.

Last night was pretty surprising.

It was a good time.

Last night was lit.

I got to get a kiss from Dyman.

It was dope.

Feels like we're back in the game,

and I'm excited to see what it brings.

Dyman? Feel the same?

Eh.

Sorry.

Last night was very fun. Very surprising.

Yeah.

Yeah, for real, man.

Last night,

I approached Kieran and gave him a kiss.

I love his energy.

I think we've got something going on.

There's definitely an attraction,

which I'm loving.

I think I'm his type more than Nina.

- You had your kiss.

- Hey

Nina.

How was the kiss?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Whoa

No, the kiss was nice, innit?

It was a succulent kiss. I can't lie.

- Succulent.

- You got good lips.

I can do a better job.

- Oh!

- Oh sh*t.

Oh sh*t.

Like, what the f*ck?

There's a little bit of tension

and there's a little bit of

in the air between them two right now.

Listen, I'm not gonna lie, yeah.

Alara has absolutely spiced up

the whole villa.

I ain't gonna try and attract it,

you know what I mean?

I'm not gonna shut it down either.

It was good.

Yeah, that's what I think, yeah.

See, there'll be more to come.

I mean, Alara loves

to make comments, but the issue,

it's more that Kieran is entertaining it.

I do really like Kieran,

but, like, I'm sensing red flags,

so I will keep a sharp eye open.

Only one day in

and Alara's already making her mark.

Things are getting spicy in this villa.

Shout out to the town ♪

Now we're living ♪

I'll take you to paradise ♪

Well, that was funny.

She's coming for us,

I'm gonna come for you back.

Don't get it twisted.

Remember, you need to make moves

if you wanna find love in this villa,

even if it does put

a few noses out of joint.

- We're back, Cheech.

- Boys are back in town.

Come on, get in here.

- I f*cking love you.

- Love you too, bro.

So last night me and Dyman,

we had a little, like had a little kiss.

I'm excited to see what it brings.

Dyman, like, she's sexy as hell.

It's too soon to be,

"We're dating, we're serious."

But that stamp's gonna come.

If we can take the next step, see where

it goes, like, that would be incredible.

Yeah. That's the right move, man.

Last night the game was fun.

I did have a chat with Jason afterwards.

We did kiss last night.

That was interesting.

She's going for Jason.

Okay, Dyman.

Let's see where this is gonna go.

Feeling any chemistry?

I didn't feel anything in the moment.

I think it was just a bunch of adrenalin

from being with everybody

- Fun times.

- Fun times

We both know what a kiss

at a party is like.

Yeah, it's just one of those things

that I was like

I don't think that I see

anything serious with him.

It got real hot last night,

but I'm definitely waking up, like

I have to have a chat with Jason today.

I gotta leave it where the kiss was left.

I have a rocket ship on my back right now.

I'm about to blast off.

Like, I got a loaded g*n.

I'm ready to fire some shells.

Yeah, dude.

Like you were Rambo.

I definitely was proud of my boy.

But it sucks because I feel left out

because there's no one in this villa

that stood out to me enough for me

to put, like, 100% effort in.

No one just really has matched

my energy and my vibe.

But at the same time,

I'm still gonna try to sh**t my shot.

You better get sh**ting

those shots a little quicker, Chris,

because if the last few days

are anything to go by,

you can't get complacent.

You never know what my next move might be.

Alara, she's trying to compete

in the premier league,

which is me and you.

So she's just gonna look dumb.

How we feeling?

I feel my breakfast coming back up.

Here's some more.

I really want to have

a conversation with Daniel because

I honestly wasn't expecting him

to kiss me.

- Obviously, I was excited about it.

- Yeah.

I'm hyped for Corrina and Daniel.

Daniel seems cool, very genuine,

but she was all in on Kaz,

and that didn't end well, so it's anxiety

'cause you just don't know

what's gonna happen.

I see a lot of Julia and Daniel in us.

He is a good guy, he seems very genuine.

My advice to you,

I'd say don't dive right in

100 miles an hour,

- right off the bat.

- Yeah.

He's a good kisser though.

Yeah, I don't need to hear that, but

I mean, he's super fit,

looks like a model.

His smile is so sweet

and he has beautiful eyes,

and we have so many similar interests.

Whoo!

Yeah.

What do you think about Julia?

I love her.

Not only physically is she your type,

but it's her personality.

I think that she's into you,

but I don't think

she'd make the first move

so I feel like when you do have

that one-on-one, just go for it.

- Yeah, I think we know what we need to do.

- Yeah.

Julia, she reminds me a lot of Corrina,

in a way. They're both very fit,

very kind and very sweet.

That's what I like most.

She's obviously beautiful,

but her kindness, warmness,

and sweetness is what I like the most.

It's super attractive to me.

Game on, Roppos.

And the Tanneris are also on their way

to confide in each other.

- Who are you feeling?

- Um, probably Julia.

Yeah?

Or Or Julia.

- What about you?

- I might take a risk. Kieran.

Oh my God.

Deyon, any game plan from you?

Would you rather poop through your p*nis

Where are you going with this?

or have no ears?

Oh, Deyon,

I don't know if that flirting tactic

is gonna win you any points

with this crowd.

Meanwhile, big sister Dyman

has finally plucked up the courage

to face Jason.

- Jason

- What's up?

Hi.

So, Dyman, yeah. Um

We're gonna start cracking a little bit.

We'll see what happens.

She's got a great smile.

That's the one thing I do like on a girl.

Last night was lit.

- It was fun. The game was fun.

- Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

- Were you surprised when I picked you?

- A little bit.

I thought you were gonna pick Chris.

You were like, "Jason." Like, "Okay."

In the moment, it was like,

it's fun, we're all having a good time,

it just felt like

- Jas and I clicked a little bit.

- Have been

And then we kissed.

Yeah.

What did you think about that?

Um

Ah, this is gonna be a little awkward,

only because I don't know how to approach

this the right way without saying,

"Thank you for kissing me,

but don't do it again."

I think, like,

in the moment, it was great.

And then, you know,

I've had some time to think about it,

and, like, I don't know if,

like, I'm attracted to you

- Right.

- in that way.

What the f*ck is going on?

I think I'm getting

friend-zoned right now.

Afterwards, it was like,

"Okay, Dyman, you've gotta get

your head straight in the game"

- Right.

- because it was,

"I'm not really attracted

to anybody right now,"

and then you and I kissing was just like,

"Okay, what are you thinking, Dyman?"

So I think now I'm like,

"I need to talk to my Jason"

- Yeah, for real.

- because you're still my Jason.

You're breaking up with me?

Holy sh*t that was fast.

This girl's really just closed doors.

- We're good. We're good.

- Definitely.

I was confused, I was really confused.

You've got a good-looking dude here.

You should give it a shot.

Even if you're not attracted to him,

at least go out on a little date.

I guess that's her vibe.

When you took me ♪

So, let me get this straight.

Some siblings are making moves,

whilst others are shutting them down?

Well, I've got something up my sleeve

to help focus the group.

Oh sh*t!

Oh my gosh!

Not again!

- Hello.

- Hey, guys, it's Melinda.

It's Melinda, guys.

Whoo!

It's been an eventful few days.

Some of you are really vibing

and making strong connections,

but some of you haven't made

any progress at all.

So tonight, I'm putting on an event

so those of you getting it wrong

can learn how others are getting it right.

Oh sh*t.

And because I'm so nice,

you'll be doing it

at a villa awards party.

Holy sh*t!

Get those red-carpet looks out

and make it glam.

We are in Cannes, after all.

Have a great evening.

Come on, red-carpet event,

looking your best.

- Let's go!

- Yeah.

Oh my God.

What our siblings don't know

is that big sister Melinda

will also be making a cameo.

And you guys know me,

I'll definitely be bringing the drama.

Take the panties off ♪

Oh lookie, take the panties off ♪

But let's

let them enjoy themselves, shall we?

Mmm, for now.

- The red carpet is out, baby!

- The red carpet is f*cking out.

Everyone is looking

so good right now.

- Unreal.

- I can't wait to hand out these awards.

Thing is,

when Melinda says, "Villa Awards Party,"

you never know what the hell to expect.

Yeah, baby.

- So, the first category is

- The Best Comedy Performance Award.

Oh

The nominees are Kieran

'Ight, 'ight, 'ight.

- 'Ight.

- Deyon

Oh

- and Alara.

- Oh, okay. Okay.

Wey

Nina is sitting in front of me

and I can see her looking at me.

I did feel some tension.

Deyon, I love you,

but Kieran makes me laugh.

- Kieran!

- Yeah, Kieran.

And the winner is Kieran.

Obviously. Class clown over here.

Oh my God. Thank you, thank you.

The next category is

the Best Supporting Wingman or Wingwoman.

Ooh

The nominees are

Jason

Yeah!

Joey

Yeah!

and Diana.

Ooh

- What do you guys think?

- I've seen Jason.

Jason.

Jason!

- Jason!

- And the winner is

Jason.

This is the first award

I ever won in my life.

Couldn't do it without you, Big Dog.

Yeah!

The next category is the Best Body Award.

- Oh

- Okay.

Best Body?

I think that's my cue.

Oh my God, look who's there!

Oh sh*t!

Oh

- Who invited Melinda?

- Who?

- Like

- Who sent her the postcard?

Is it gonna be good news

or is it gonna be bad news?

What the hell?

Oh sh*t!

Melinda, what else

are you gonna throw at us?

Hello, gorgeous people!

So sorry I'm late.

So how is everything in the villa?

Is everyone vibing?

Are we finding love?

It's getting spicy, Melinda.

Like a good spice, or like a shady spice?

Good spice.

Apparently real shady!

Oh!

Okay, guys, it's time to get serious now.

Ah, oh no.

Ah, sh*t.

Melinda.

What's about to happen?

So, I'm here to tell you

that you have one more award to vote on.

And I'm afraid

it's not one you're going to like.

Each pair of siblings

will be asked to vote

for the sibling pair who they think

is least likely to find love

in the villa.

f*ck, I knew it.

And that sibling pair

will leave tonight.

The newest sibling pairs,

the Tanneris and the Perfettos,

are exempt, but can still vote.

So, go off into your pairs and work out

who you want to vote for.

I'll see you guys soon.

Oh sh*t.

The devil works hard,

but Melinda works harder.

So our siblings are off

to discuss their decisions.

Who has been

putting in the work to find love,

and who has been wasting time away?

Which sibling pair

is least likely to find love?

- So we've got the Bishop twins, but

- No, because I like Kieran.

You're into Kieran.

Nina and Diana?

They've put themselves out there.

I don't think

it would be Corrina and Joey.

- Thing is, they're active.

- Yeah.

I can't imagine anybody picking us

after we won Best Wingman.

That's like a good couple's award.

Chris and Jason.

They've tried to find love,

but they haven't.

- They've been here

- For a good amount of time.

Then you've got

the likes of Dyman and Deyon.

Been in here the same amount of time.

I just feel like

they haven't made enough of an effort.

Honestly feel like if you were to put

you and I against Jason and Chris,

they're more flirtatious with everybody,

but I'm not sure

if I'm sensing any sincerity from them.

You and I are trying.

I'm trying to be

the best wingman for Dyman.

I'm trying to be

the best wingwoman for you.

Chris and Jason,

they came in, they're looking for fun.

A lot of that bro-ship energy.

You gotta do better as a wingman,

you gotta find love.

I can't see why Dyman would just deny

any possibility between you guys.

Deyon and Dyman are the least likely

to fall in love in this villa.

Deyon is saying what

he wants to do, but he's not doing it.

And Dyman,

she just filed for a damn divorce.

- Jason and Chris

- Yeah.

are probably least likely to find love.

I agree.

We've got this.

The siblings have made

their choices, and the votes are in.

It's time to find out

who will be leaving the villa tonight.

This wasn't an easy decision. At all.

You know,

we don't want anybody to go home.

It's sh*t.

It's sh*t, but it's gotta be done.

Okay.

You guys were asked to vote

for the sibling pairs

who you thought were least likely

to find love in the villa.

The results are in.

The siblings who will be leaving

the villa tonight are

- Deyon and Dyman.

- Oh

They say what they want ♪

No

But they got nothing on me ♪

It's okay, guys.

It's how it is.

Please say goodbye and leave immediately.

- Sorry, babes.

- You get my room.

- Was a pleasure.

- Always.

Oh

- Deyon, gimme a f*ck' hug.

- Look after yourself.

Dyman and Deyon

are leaving the villa tonight.

It's just definitely gonna be weird not

not having her or Deyon here.

Take care. Stay strong.

Dyman and Deyon were the first people me

and Corrina connected with here,

so it just,

it really sucks to see them go.

I'm pretty shocked,

but I'm happy we did this together.

I don't think that I would've done

this experience alone.

You've become one of my best friends,

and that's a great experience to have.

So, as Deyon and Dyman

win the award for Best Exit,

it looks like the emotional evening

has certainly taken its toll

on the rest of our siblings.

Seems like better time, better days ♪

Have been and gone ♪

But you've still got lightning in you ♪

Your words like thunder strike ♪

I don't know if I'll get used

to something like that.

I think it'd be sh*t

if you left on your own,

but because you've got

your sibling there, it's like

Yeah, it makes it easier, for sure.

Let 'em take your best shot ♪

Tell 'em, "Bring your A-1 game" ♪

You gotta bounce back, bounce back ♪

How's everyone doing?

I can feel that they're not here,

do you get I mean?

We get along so well as a group,

it's really hard to separate.

Last night was such a wake-up call.

We're here for a reason, to find love,

so we need to put ourselves out there

and start making things happen.

Does everyone think the right people left?

I think Deyon was trying,

but Dyman straight-up told me,

she was like, "I'm not really attracted

to anybody here."

It's like, you're either trying

really f*cking hard

or you're just, like you're not in it.

There's no gray area.

You're on or you're off.

Yeah.

Yesterday was definitely a shock,

so I need to get out there.

I need to go for what I want,

'cause, let me tell you,

I'm still on a mission

to turn Kieran's head.

If there's one thing

you should know by now, guys,

it's that every minute

counts in this villa.

Oh boy, look at this guy.

- What he's doing for Julia now is

- It's all good.

Looks like

Joey's got his game face on.

- That's better, no?

- Yeah. Shoo

Obviously, Julia's beautiful.

It's just, it's more than that.

It's her personality,

it's her warmness that drew me to her.

This morning I'm looking

to get to know Julia better.

And he's testing the waters

with some flirty dance moves.

- Step, back, back, it's like a square.

- You just

- Side

- I'm so bad.

- I have to watch my toes when I do it.

- Back

All good. Step back.

- It's like a little square. Back.

- Okay.

Ceylan likes Julia

and I wanna help him out,

but he needs to have some confidence

and go for it.

He needs to stop being so shy

and make an effort with Julia now

because I think

there's competition with Joey.

Right here.

Cey, why don't you

show Julia how to do it?

Yeah. Yeah.

Alara's doing her best to help me out,

but I've never danced salsa.

I've never danced in a pair,

so this situation is embarrassing.

I can't match dancing with Joey.

Did I ruin his play?

No! You didn't. No, no. Joey, you didn't.

Joey, you didn't, honestly. Honestly.

One sec.

So I need to try and get Julia by myself.

Maybe that will help out a little bit?

I don't know. We'll see.

Only time will tell.

Some of our new arrivals

are really stepping up.

You're looking good.

You too.

While the Perfettos have made

quite the impression

with Corrina and Joey,

the Tanneris are struggling.

So, I'm going to put

their teamwork skills to the test

Oh.

with a prize on the line

that could really help them

on their journey to finding love.

Hi, Alara. Hi, Ceylan.

This show is all about

being a good wingman or wingwoman.

So, I have a challenge to see

how strong you guys are as a team.

I've got a secret mission for you.

- You need to be the opposite

- I love secret missions.

the opposite of how you are.

Okay.

Your mission is to convince

one other sibling pair

that they need to stop anyone

going into the bathroom,

as you two will be taking

a private bath together as siblings.

Oh my God!

Oh my f*cking God. What the f*ck?

If you can do this,

it'll prove that you two

are the ultimate wingman and wingwoman.

Okay.

And if you succeed,

you can choose anyone in the villa

to date your sibling.

Great.

I am feeling so excited.

I obviously could get a date with Kieran.

I mean, I have to win this.

But remember, if anyone finds out,

you will forfeit your reward.

So Shh.

Good luck, guys.

Thank you. Bye-bye. Thank you.

Mission accepted.

- It's a bit of a weird one.

- Really weird.

- Dunno. We'll see.

- We gotta smash this.

We've got this in the bag.

We have.

I like

that confidence, Tanneris.

Let's hope your acting skills

live up to that hype.

I wonder which friendly faces

you'll stumble across first.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Oh, of all the people,

Alara's number-one fans.

It's okay. I'm willing.

I'm willing to give up my pride

for my date with Kieran.

Until then, we need to ride

- The wave of embarrassment.

- Yeah.

- Wanna have a bubble bath later, Ceylan?

- I'm sorry

Are you actually joking?

Can you make sure

no one comes into the bath?

Gonna bubble bath now?

- Together?

- Yeah, yeah, is that okay?

What are they doing?

Can you not let people in there?

Why? Are you gonna be all naked?

Maybe.

Don't worry, I'm joking.

As if.

It was a failure.

Oh my God, what the f*ck? Oh no.

Okay, okay.

- Cey, I can't believe this!

- f*ck's sake.

Oh dear, they're gonna have

to be a bit more convincing next time,

if they want that double date.

That boy, he knows ♪

He got nothing on you ♪

Meanwhile, looks like

some of our other siblings

are trying very hard to make

their connections in the villa.

He got nothing on you ♪

Mm-mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm.

He looks so good.

I haven't spoken

to Daniel today.

We did kiss at the game.

I really like him.

I mean, Daniel just seems

to be the total package.

Hot, hot, hot.

How you feeling about everything?

I feel, like, giddy.

Like a teenager.

- I wanna talk to him, for sure.

- Mmm.

- Yeah. Yeah, I think you should.

- Mm-hmm.

- Not 100 miles an hour, but

- No. No, I don't want that.

Definitely, let him know

what you're thinking.

Yeah. Hey!

- How you guys doing?

- What's up?

- Good.

- How you doing?

- Mind if I have a chat with Corrina?

- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It's not all about me in the villa.

I gotta focus on Corrina too,

and helping her find love.

But I don't want Corrina to,

like, move too quickly into things.

But I trust her judgment.

I think it'll be fine.

- How you doing?

- Good. Looking good out there.

Thank you. You enjoying yourself?

I mean, yeah. I had a nice view.

- Uh, how'd you think the other night went?

- You're a good kisser.

I'll take that.

What did you think

of me doing that in front of Joey?

I didn't care. I was like, "Bring it."

Yeah, no, I definitely enjoyed it.

I was like, "sh**t!"

Had me craving more.

For me, obviously,

when you walked down, I was like,

"Oh my gosh. He's so hot."

But it's not just your looks.

Like, you're really fun to talk to,

and easygoing and laid back.

Like me. And it's It's really nice.

That's a good thing. Good to hear.

I mean, hopefully,

I can kiss you outside of a game.

He knows I'm into him.

I made that pretty clear.

But I don't know what he's thinking.

We did kiss,

but I don't know if it was just the game

or if he sees something more.

I definitely wanna get to know you more.

Like, I know

that you're newer to the villa.

Are you still looking to get

to know other people that are living here?

Or where are you with that?

You definitely stand out

from everybody else to me.

- Really?

- Yeah.

I was like,

"This girl has beautiful eyes."

You have such a pretty smile too.

I feel like just your vibe

and your energy is so pure and real.

That's sweet of you to say.

And, um, yeah, I have my eyes

solely set on you right now.

And mine are on you.

My heart's beating so fast.

So

- You think I'll get that kiss?

- Yeah, I think so.

Eyes wide shut

To what's right in front ♪

Where do we go from here? ♪

Where do we go from here? ♪

Lost the chance ♪

Wow.

But we're still in love ♪

Where do we go from here? ♪

You're a pretty good kisser.

Awkward as it was for me to watch,

I'm happy for Corrina.

That's what being a wingman is about.

Daniel is her type,

but I hope that Daniel

is genuinely interested,

'cause I wouldn't want him

to be disrespectful.

Yes, Corrina,

your first proper kiss in the villa.

Even if you did go a little faster

than your brother would have liked.

So while the Roppos

are making some serious moves,

the Tanneris are still on their

secret sibling bubble-bath mission

to win that double date.

And it looks

like they've found their next targets.

Oh, what are we doing?

Oh yeah.

What are we doing?

I'm plucking hairs, man.

What?

- Need any tips?

- What? On plucking hair?

What, are you like a beautician?

What are we gonna do? How we gonna do it?

This is gonna be

more of an improv thing, I think.

'Cause I don't really know

how we're gonna play this one.

Gonna have to find out.

So, I need a bath 'cause I need to relax.

I'm jumping in.

We can both do that. We can both do that.

- You're both having a bath together?

- Yeah.

You're gonna get

in the bath together, like

- Yeah, yeah.

- top and tail?

- Yeah.

- You got a problem with that?

No.

Kieran is looking smoking hot

and this is probably

the most embarrassing thing

I've ever had to go through.

It's Cypriot culture.

What, for you two

to get in a bath together?

I'm so confused. Why is that so weird?

Yeah, why is that weird?

You're gonna get

in the bathtub together, though?

Now you're making me feel weird

about it now.

- But you're

- You're making me feel weird.

No, I'm just, I don't know that.

I've never done that before.

I think that'd be weird with my sister.

- Why don't you have a bath separate?

- Come on, guys.

Think of something quick.

Remember the prize.

'Cause we wanna chat about sh*t.

Oh

Oh what?

No, I'm just saying. I'm fine with that.

So, it's the same as a hot-tub situation.

If we had a hot tub, we'd be in there.

Can you do us a favor though?

If you are around when we do it,

can you not let anyone in there?

If they try and go in,

can you let them know, please?

- Is that all right?

- Yeah. 'Course.

No, I appreciate that, bro. Thank you.

There's a lot you don't know

about our culture that's

- You're gonna find weird.

- I've accepted it now.

We're just repping badly for our country.

He thinks all Cypriots bath together.

That's a win for team Tanneri

and two very confused Bishop brothers.

What in the bubble bath is going on there?

All will be revealed

very soon, Kieran.

Why am I so? Yeah!

I'm getting laid tonight.

Talking of reveals,

Corrina, anything to share?

So what happened today?

You spent some time with Daniel.

We kinda had a little kiss.

Wow. No way. Did you get the butterflies?

- Yeah.

- Did you? Yeah, that's all that matters.

So, while the gossip mill

gets going in the makeup room,

Nina is really marking her territory

with Kieran right now.

And even her sister, Diana, approves.

It's super cute. I love it.

I love their relationship.

I'd like to see more of it.

Sorry to break up

this love fest, guys,

but I've got important news.

Oh!

Oh sh*t.

- Son of a b*tch.

- Oh, you

That just made my stomach drop.

- You can answer that. I'm not answering.

- I'm not answering that sh*t at all.

Nah, this is sh*t.

This is so sh*t.

Oh Hello?

Hey, guys, it's Melinda!

Earlier today,

I tested Ceylan and Alara

to see how strong their teamwork was.

They succeeded

by convincing Kaz and Kieran

that they needed some privacy

for a bubble bath later this evening.

- Oh alas yes.

- Snakes.

Phew, Kaz and Kieran finally know

I don't bath with my brother.

That was so embarrassing.

I'm so happy.

To reward your teamwork,

I've organized a double date.

And you get to choose

who will join your sibling.

Ooh

Time to make a choice. Bye.

I'm picking a date for Ceylan,

and I have a few options.

He's a proper gentleman,

so I hope I've picked the right one.

The person I'm choosing for Ceylan

to go on a date is

Julia.

Hey.

Oh my God, yes.

Alara's done really well.

Good choice.

Of course they picked Julia.

Rip my heart out, why don't you?

Uh, the person I have picked,

uh, to go on a date with Alara is

Ceylan, please do not f*ck this up!

Pick Kieran, please.

I'm looking at Nina.

Nina's, like, gripping my hand.

I know exactly what's coming.

Alara's eyes are set on Kieran,

but, f*ck me, I'm thinking,

"These twins are gonna go nuts!"

Kieran.

Ye-ye-ye-ye-yes!

See you later, Nina.

Oh sh*t.

I don't understand

why Ceylan did that.

He knows I have feelings for Kieran

and that we definitely have something.

Wow.

f*cking wow.

Ceylan and Alara,

they have been disrespectful.

Somebody's coming for my sister,

it's coming for me, I feel that as much.

Right, let's go.

This is gonna create a madness.

Like Yeah, oh man.

I mean, the bath thing, yeah?

The bath thing. Well done.

I'm taking him on a date,

and he's saying, "Well done."

- I'm not. I'll just stay and chill now.

- Yeah. Come on, I'm taking you out.

What the f*ck?

I'm annoyed with Kieran because

he's entertaining Alara and flirting.

I don't wanna be a part

of a triangle drama.

It's just not my style.

- Nina, what's wrong?

- Hmm? I'm tired.

Are you?

- Just having a little moment.

- Having a moment?

Are you?

I'm not gonna lie, me and my sister,

we are frustrated because

the way Kieran's acting,

it's shady to us,

like we don't f*ck with that.

Like, I just don't like

what I'm seeing right now.

- You good?

- Hmm.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- We'll leave you to your moments.

- Yeah.

Nina's fuming right now, innit?

She's not gonna say anything though.

It's

I don't know, what can I say?

Obviously, I'm a nice guy, so I'm just

trying to keep everyone happy, you know?

But you know what, like

There's no harm

in a little date here and there.

The girls are gonna hate me,

but it's okay.

Oh my God, they're not happy.

Kieran basically said,

like, "I have my eyes set on Nina,

but I would go on a date

if someone asked."

Oh.

But I don't wanna be second choice.

I'm not gonna be second.

Like, you have way more personality.

I know I do!

I am so excited to go on my date.

I wanna see what Kieran is all about.

- But, yeah, are you excited?

- Yeah.

Have you had a chat with Ceylan yet?

Are you interested, like?

Yeah I like, I still have to

- Yeah, definitely.

- Yeah.

- Go for it. You need to do what you want.

- Yeah, yeah.

I wanna give Ceylan a chance

because I know how much Alara wants

to set the two of us up,

but right off the bat,

I had my eye on Joey,

so it's a bit awkward for me.

Yes, definitely do them white.

Yeah, we're gonna be sisters tonight.

Put your hands in the air ♪

What's your plan?

- Are you thinking of kissing her?

- Oh my God, yeah. That's coming out.

I love you so much. Come on.

First time I'm having

a one-on-one with Julia,

which is what I really needed.

I'm bloody excited for this.

I mean, it's finally happening.

Aw, Ceylan,

let's hope you can work that Tanneri charm

and get Joey out of Julia's head.

Flirt like no one's watching.

- You okay?

- Yes.

Apart from the Parsijanis.

Looking a little lively. A little lively.

Hope Julia's having the worst date ever.

Yo, straight up.

You okay?

Do you think you'd be

a better match than Ceylan?

A hundred percent, bro.

- Wow, look.

- Hey, these are looking nice.

Two, two drink?

Don't know how to work these.

- You okay?

- Oh. Yeah. Thank you.

- Good?

- Oh sh*t

You okay?

- Hold your balance.

- I'm good, you?

Sorry, I'm just saying.

Like, I love a gentleman,

but some guys are just too nice

and I feel like

that's Ceylan a little bit.

He's always asking me if I'm okay.

You okay?

It's just a little too much for me

at this point.

I think I've only been

on one other double date,

and I think the location of this

is much nicer.

- Yeah!

- Oh yeah.

I mean, look at this.

- Look at this.

- Look at this.

Look at this.

- Okay, okay. Well done. Well done.

- You guys love it when

That's mad.

Julia is stunning.

Um, she is breathtakingly stunning.

You know when you see a girl

and the wind's blowing through her hair,

like in films, when it's all slow motion.

That is exactly what I see.

How are you feeling?

- Good, good, I What?

- You kee Go on, go on.

You keep your cards close,

so I never know what you're thinking.

- Sorry, it's a weird one for me.

- That's me, that's what I do.

Looking at Ceylan and Julia,

and I can see Ceylan

is trying to speak and talk,

but I'm not feeling

the same vibe from Julia.

So, I need to wingman.

I wanna show off my skills.

So

- Are you attracted to Ceylan

- Oh sh*t.

or do you see anything

developing from this?

Or how are you feeling about it?

It's kind of awkward.

You can be honest.

Yeah, I wanna know.

Give me the secrets, girl.

I'm feeling so awkward.

Yeah, like, it is early.

And I'm someone who likes to take my time

with making decisions.

- It's been great to get to know you more

- Okay.

Joey I've been thinking

about Joey a little bit.

Well, slap me and call me Julie.

Okay, fair enough, fair enough. Um

- Okay, cool.

- Yeah.

I don't wanna disappoint anyone.

I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings,

but at the same time,

I can't lead Ceylan on

just to please everyone.

How do you feel?

Yeah, how do you feel?

No, it's good. I think me and Nina

are in a good spot right now.

- Um

- How good?

How good? We're good, man.

Are you sure?

Obviously, we kissed the other night.

- But in front of everyone. You had to.

- Yeah. No, no.

- Technically, I didn't have to.

- Oh oh

- I didn't have to.

- Really?

You've come in,

but, out of respect,

I'm in a situation with Nina,

- so I'm in an

- A sh*t situation.

Wow!

Oh!

I'm nearly choking

on my c*ck right now, 'cause I'm like,

"Where's this come from?"

She's just laying it on thick.

She's, like, giving it her all.

So, I like it. I like her confidence.

Nah, I'm just looking

for someone with great banter.

Okay. Cool.

And someone that, um, can dress.

- Okay.

- Unlike you.

Oh

- You're good.

- Joking.

He's got a rainbow shirt.

You come out looking like

I just don't understand

why he's you know, laughing so loud.

Oh don't.

- Having his arms around Alara.

- He's kind of, like, entertaining it.

For me, I don't understand

how someone can move like that.

- Because I would never.

- Yeah.

Kieran, I really like him,

but I feel like the way

he's been moving lately

is not the personality traits

that I want in a man,

so right now I'm just,

like, very confused.

- All right, question for you, bro.

- Me, yeah? Fire away, big man.

Because I've been thinking about this.

If Nina weren't here

How would you feel then?

With Alara?

Um

Um

Yeah, of course, I would

Yeah. I would give it a chance, 100%.

- Yeah?

- 100%, yeah. If Nina weren't here.

You're an attractive girl,

you've come with energy.

Great personality, like, good vibes,

good banter, all that, yeah.

I like that sort of thing, you know?

This is brilliant news for me.

- Yes!

- Come on.

Let me get up for this.

Let the best woman win.

- You leaving me?

- Come on, let's go.

- Sorry.

- Go on.

Let's come together ♪

All is fair in love and w*r,

isn't it, Alara?

Thank God you've got

your sibling there to back you.

All right.

- How'd the date go, bro?

- Oh yeah.

It was not too bad.

Kieran was just so lovely.

I remember feeling like,

"Oh my God, you are interested."

It was like you were joking

about him being interested in you

- Yeah.

- and he wasn't fighting back.

Exactly, yeah.

Let's come together ♪

Lean in

And let's make love last forever ♪

Hmm. Maybe Alara's mission

to turn Kieran's head could be working.

Although, I feel like the Parsijanis

might have something to say about that.

I've seen some actions

that I don't like, like

And action speaks louder than words.

I thought I was gonna come in here,

into this villa,

and, like, have a different view on men.

'Cause I was always like, "Oh they're

You can't trust them, they're disloyal."

I feel like that's where I'm at right now.

And I know where she's coming from.

Like, I 100% understand her

because I feel it too, so,

I'm obviously with my sister.

Oi-oi-oi.

I know, probably,

there's a thousand things

going through Nina's head right now so

It's only right

that I put her mind at ease,

just reassure her that

the date went well,

but I've still got eyes for her.

Are we talking about her?

- How are you?

- Good, you?

Crackalackin'.

Yeah, so and so.

What do you mean, so and so?

I'm confused right now.

It's, it's It's tense.

I feel the frost. Know what I mean?

Go on. Talk to us.

What's going on? What's happening?

I think my sister just feels like

you act a bit shady towards her.

- Yeah. Who, me?

- And

Yeah.

I act shady towards you.

Yes. And it's not a nice feeling.

Oh, I'm not acting shady.

How am I acting shady? No way.

I've reassured her,

I've showed her affection,

I haven't rushed her.

I haven't put no pressure on it.

Like, I've been mature

about the whole situation.

- You know

- I think what she feels is like,

she's not into having

this three-way drama, like

Yeah, but that's not Kieran's fault.

I've only got

eyes for you in here.

I couldn't help it

if I got chosen for a date.

It's not about that.

It's how you move in here.

- How have I moved in here?

- He hasn't done anything different.

Yeah, but if someone said to me,

like a guy was, "Oh I like you."

I wouldn't be giving that attention.

I'm not giving anyone attention here.

I'm just saying that's how I feel.

I'm in the middle of this, right?

Obviously, Diana is very important to me.

But I know my brother.

In my eyes,

all I've seen Kieran do is be Kieran.

Sociable, chatty,

have a laugh with everyone. And that's it.

He hasn't done anything different.

You were trying to flirt.

He's not trying to flirt.

He He is.

And everyone is seeing it.

He does the same thing

with everyone else.

So I'm just crazy.

You both don't trust men.

Actually, I'm surprised

of how bookie you are.

Oh my days.

I've never Look, I wasn't expecting us

to have an argument.

It's so soon,

but the boys are not understanding.

Kieran needs to, like, sit down

and, like, try to understand.

We're getting shady comments from Alara.

You said a comment to Alara.

- She can say something to me

- Wait.

but I can't protect myself? Dumb.

All I'm saying is,

you've heard shady comments.

- She's heard shady comments from you two.

- Excuse me, she started it.

I just don't need that in my life,

that kind of drama. And he's bringing it.

- He's not bringing it.

- Yes, he is

He's only got eyes for you.

He's told her that.

And he's told me that,

and everyone else here.

- I don't care about that. Not the issue.

- That's something you should care about.

So are you saying that it's over?

Is that what you're basically doing

All right, well,

that's the conversation. Done.

So burn like the wildfire ♪

Flow like the river wild ♪

You two just influence each other, bruv.

There's no point talking.

Don't love me, destroy me ♪

If you can't meet my needs,

then why do I need you in my life?

Destroy me ♪

Now, I just feel like

I'm dealing with a child.

I feel like

it's just showing her true colors,

and she's just acting like

a spoiled brat, to be honest.

If she's jumping ship,

then I'm taking my ship elsewhere.

That's what I'm saying.