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01x09 - Israel (Krav Maga)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Fight Quest". Aired: December 28, 2007.*
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Two MMA fighters go on quests around the world regarding other fighting styles.

01x09 - Israel (Krav Maga)

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Episode 9

Great, master Bi will come out soon

Bun

Coming

A pot of tea

A pot of tea?

- Yes.
- Okay

Mr. Zhang

Hello, Mr. Yi

Mr. Yi,

your daughter has grown up

She is very beautiful

You must be kidding

She behaves like a boy.
Who will marry her?

That's not true

I know a young man

He is the same age as your daughter

Do you want me to be their matchmaker?

Maybe I can get a red pocket

It will be great

I am worried

that she will be on the shelf

I have to provide for her for life

You must be kidding

What are you talking about?

Here is your tea. Don't get choked

You...

Dad, you don't want to support me for life?

My good girl

I was only joking

You were joking?

Couldn't you joke about something else?

Why did you make fun of me?

Sorry

Why is she

so angry about this?

What did you say?

Nothing





Rock, scissors, paper

You lost, Bun



Count to 10, Bun. No peeking



Where are they?

Where are you, master Bi?

You are so stupid

You couldn't find us

I give in

You found me

I found you

You caught me

Hide and seek is a difficult game

It is not difficult

I am good at hide and seek

If I want to find someone,

he can never hide from me

- Really?
- You don't believe me?

I will find them. Let's go

Don't be angry, honey

I was wrong to say that

But how could you treat our patron like that?

You were rude

I am fine. I am not angry

You mean it?

I am relieved

But he was right

You have grown up

You should think about marriage

I have no suitor. To whom will I marry?

You behave like a boy

Of course no one wants to marry you

I will give you some money

Buy yourself some clothes. Doll up

Dad

Don't say I am a nagger

Our neighbor's daughter

is younger than you. She has a child

I will arrange you to meet
your prospective husband

Why will you do that?

Maybe you can consider uncle 7's son

He is a butcher

What's wrong with it?

It is a decent job

And we can have fresh pork everyday

Won't it be nice?

I don't want to speak to you

Don't leave

You don't like uncle 7's son

You can consider another man...

Unbelievable

Ye is a fine man

My dad was right

I must do something

I am not feminine

No wonder Bi is not interested

Disgusting

I can't do it

I need help

Who can help me?

Right

I will see her first thing in the morning

Miss 9,

I brought you breakfast

Put it over there

Where is Lan?

She is getting the laundry

What is it?

It is rouge

It gives your cheeks a rosy color

Rouge? Put it on like this?

No. Use a brush

I have to use a brush?

Bun,

you act oddly today

Why are you interested in these things?

I am just curious

I don't believe you

You came to see me for something. Tell me

Nothing

Tell me what it is

I will help you if I can

I...

What?

I want to ask you something

How should a girl dress?

I see

Don't worry. Leave it to me

Put it on

Can I wear it?

Of course

Come out

Now I will teach you how to apply cosmetics

Remember each step

You can't miss any step

You are beautiful, aren't you?

You look feminine

but you need to study

A love story?

Why should I read it?

You want to fall in love, right?

You need to know something about it

Study hard

Who said I wanted to fall in love?

Who are you trying to fool?

Am I right, Lan?

Of course

People should get married on coming of age

You are a grown up

It is not unusual for you
to want to fall in love

I hope you find a good husband sooner

Find a good husband

You mean Cui is a lot better

She is still afraid of me

The doctor said she might not be able to speak

According to her progression,

she can lead a normal life

Congratulations

Nice outfit

Mr. Long treats you well

I am his bodyguard

I can't be in rags

What is your duty?

Nothing much

Things worked out for you

I am happy for you

I have plans

What plans?

First, get Cui cured

Then earn some money

Start a business in my hometown

The 3 of us will live happily



You, Cui and who else?

You

Me?

Only 3 people in Foshan are nice to me

My little sis, master Long

and you

I made up my mind

when I ate your congee

Gao,

I... In fact...

It is time to fetch my sis

Talk to you later

Gao,

What is it, young master?

Go back. I will go back later

You asked us to go back? It's late

Aren't you worried you may be in danger?

I asked you to go away

Everyone in Chopsticks St. Knows me

Who dares hurt me?

You are right...

Get lost

Why are you still standing here?

Should I punch you?

We will go back now

What do you want?

What we want?

Master He

Don't fall, pal

I am tired

What do you want?

Listen,

you are a big bully in Chopsticks St.

You don't pay for your food

I don't

They asked us to teach you a lesson

To teach me a lesson?

Who are you?

We are brothers, the Zhus

I can tell

You came to teach me a lesson?

What do you want?

Keep your voice down

He is right

Idiots

Hit me in my territory

I am Long He

Idiots

You are awake

You saved me?

You should have minded your own business

I have many minions

They would have saved me

The board is yours?

Is it soiled?

Listen,

don't tell anyone about what happened

I will feed you dirt

if I find out you tell anyone

Nuts

Thanks

Master Bi will come out tomorrow

What should I say to him?

You are out, master Bi

Shouldn't mention that incident

You are out, master Bi

Phony

You are here

You don't use that tone even to strangers

What should I say to him?

Every boy and girl

can't forget

his or her first kiss

No...

It is embarrassing

No way

Sis... Get up

Get up...

Get up

Start working. It is late

What is it?

What's wrong with you today?

Why are you still sleeping?

It is 7 o'clock

Get up and start cooking



Oh no!

You are putting on your make up?

Leave me alone. I will come over in a sec

Close the door

Master Bi will like me

Sorry, miss. Sorry...

What should I do?

Tiresome

Miss 9,

good morning

Good morning, Bun

Did master Bi come out?

He came out at dawn

Where is he?

Maybe in his room

Did I teach her some wrong steps?

Master Bi

You came out

Yes

Have you had breakfast?

I have

Uncle Cai made me breakfast

Where have you been?

You came out today

so I dressed up

My dad always locks me up

Nothing unusual

Do I look different?

I forgot the move I learned yesterday

Look at me

What?

What is so funny?

I am glad it is day time

or I would think you were a ghost

Look at yourself

One eyebrow is lower than the other

Your cheeks are scarlet

Where are you going? A funeral?

Look at your shoes

Are they torn? Why did you tie them?

Liang Bi,

you...

Don't touch my books

What is my lunch?

You won't have lunch

I won't speak to you again

You won't have lunch

Am I wrong to speak the truth?

Can I borrow your book after you read it

Fang Yi, look

That boy again?

Yes

Is he waiting for you?

I don't know

You don't know

Let's go the other way

Let's go

Young man,

you missed her again?

Yes

It is not easy to get good thing

Your peanuts

We didn't order peanuts, Bun

Sorry

You made mistakes again, sis

They order 6 fried dumplings

You gave them 2 dozens

Correct it for me

Dumplings are on their table

Then my treat

You...

Tofu,

when did master Bi come last time?

He hasn't come for a long time

It rains all of a sudden

Run, Fang Yi

Wait

Take the umbrella

I am soaked

Take it

Let's go

- Here is your food.
- Tofu,

what's wrong with your sis?

She doesn't talk

She doesn't laugh

Gourmet is too quiet

Is she okay?

Mind your own business

Tofu,

where is Bun?

She is upstairs

Do you have time, Bun?

Yes

Come on

Where are we going?

Come with me

Where are you taking me, master Bi?

Come on, sit down...

Are they beautiful?

Are they beautiful?

They are beautiful

Are they beautiful?

Yes

Try them on

Me?

Of course

Stand up

Turn around

Turn around

They are the ones

Yes...

How can I help you, master Bi?

Make a pair of shoes like these. ASAP

No problem

You can have them in 10 days



Too late

Can you hurry it up?

Then...

How about 8 days?



Okay, 7 days

Let's go

Take off the shoes first

Uncle Cai

You are here, master Bi

Who is she?

My daughter

Your daughter?

What is her name?

Tell him your name, honey

She is shy

She is Bunny

Bunny?

What is so funny?

Bunny is not a good name

It is not a good name

Then you give her a name

Let's call her Bun

Bun

It is a good name

Bun

My daughter has a new name

She is Bun

Bun the cook, steam some buns

Bun, check

Bun, check

Sis...

He ordered hot and sour soup

Tofu,

is your sis all right?

She is distracted. Is she possessed?

You want your bill?

Yes



Thanks

Let's go

Goodbye

Let's go

Tofu

Miss 9,

you came at the right time

Help me find out what is wrong with Bun

Is she okay?

I don't know

One day she went out

She has been like this since then

She is distracted, She talks to herself

I think

she may be

possessed

I don't think so

I talk to her

Bun,

do you have something on your mind?

I have eaten

She is not possessed, is she?

I want you to know

if something is bothering you,

you can talk to me

Maybe

I can help

Are you okay?

I want to ask you something

Okay, what is it?

If a boy cares about your appearance

and he bought you gifts,

what does it imply?

She is in love

Nothing

What is your question?

I said a boy...

I know

You want to know

if the boy is interested in you

According to my experience

He is interested

Really?

Of course

If he doesn't like you,

why does he care about your looks

He chose clothes for you

I think

he is your admirer

Look at you

Who is he? Tell me

I will share your happiness

He...

You will know everything in 7 days

Why the secrecy?

Bun

What is it?

My legs hurt, master Bi

I will carry you on my back

A groom and a bride

A groom carries his bride to their wedding

A groom and a bride

A groom carries his bride to their wedding

Sis,

do you know

I am doing all the work?

I like them

I will wear them

Tofu

Dad

How is the business today?

More or less the same as usual

But

sis is different

How different?

See for yourself

She doesn't seem normal

She seems to be possessed

You think so too?

I told Miss 9 the same idea

What did Miss 9 say?

She talked to sis

and she told me not to worry

She said all girls went thru this phase

She said it was normal

Every girl will be possessed?





Dad... do something

We can't let sis go on like this

Or else she will be in trouble

I know... Let me think...

Bun...

Coming...

- You...
- What is it, dad?

What are you doing?

What is it, dad?

Why are you like this
in the middle of the night?

I put on some make-up

Why did you put on make-up?

Not your business

Why did you come to see me?

Why? I...

I forgot

Let's talk tomorrow

I will go to bed now

Go to bed?

Let's talk tomorrow

Bun...

It is odd

Is she possessed?

I have changed and put on make-up

I won't be late tomorrow

Bun. She ignored me. Unbelievable

Sis

Are you okay?

I am fine. I feel great

Tofu,

do I look nice today?

Yes, you look fine

- What about my back?
- Don't move

There is some vegetable on your back

Vegetable?

Take it away

It is gone...

When did it get on my back?

What?

Nothing... Sis,

do you feel the heat

in your back?

It is spreading slowly

Spreading of heat? Are you possessed?

Go... Go away...

Master Bi will be here soon

Sis,

who are you waiting for?

What time is it?

The sun is in the middle of the sky

It is noon

It is noon?

It doesn't make sense

Did anything happen to him?

Who do you mean?

I have to find him

Where are you going?

None of your business. Take this

Bun,

you came. Look around

Did he come?

Who do you mean?

Master Bi

You are looking for master Bi?

He came this morning

This morning?

Yes, he was in a hurry

He was waiting outside

when we opened the door

He took the shoes and left