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01x01 - China (Wushu; Sanda)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Fight Quest". Aired: December 28, 2007.*
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Two MMA fighters go on quests around the world regarding other fighting styles.

01x01 - China (Wushu; Sanda)

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Yong Chun

Episode 1

Hot buns

Here are your buns
- Get me some buns, Bun

- Enjoy
- Where are ours?

- Right away
- Hurry

Quit if you can't, brother

Shut up

There will be trouble if dad knows

He won...

Pay up...

Thanks

How could he do it?

Have another bet if you want to

Go away or your head will be bashed

Master Bi can do



I think Master Bi

can do several hundreds push-ups

He can do it with one arm

Am I right, master Bi?

The money...

Split the money between you

Thank you, master Bi...

We will ask Bun to make us more food

Okay

Uncle Cai asked me to keep an eye on you

You gambled with them

What's wrong with you?

You are keeping an eye on me. Its fine

Don't go out

What now?

Uncle Cai said many masters came to Foshan

Dad is a guest

so he was worried you would...

Get into trouble?

No, but...

Dad can go out and have fun

I must stay here and I am bored to death

That's not true

Listen to me for once

Don't go out, okay?

Okay...

I am relieved

Masters... it's almost time

for Youth Kung Fu Contest to start

You have to be there. You are the host

I know

I will be famous

in Foshan

I, Fu Zhendong,

will be the leader

Why did you steal our bun?

I didn't

It is our bun

What happened?

He stole our bun

No, the bun was on the ground

I picked it up

You are a disgrace

What a disgrace

What is it?

He took our bun which fell to the ground

What a disgrace

It's okay... Our shop, Gourmet

has a rule. We help

whoever in need

Beggars or gentlemen

Let's go. They think we are beggars

Let's go

Doctor Liang Zan will inaugurate
the contest now

Excuse us...

Thank you

Excuse us...

How do you do?

Look, sis

Dad said not to

let him see master Bi

I know

You came to have tea, master He?

Of course I came to eat

Please have a seat

How can I sit with these people?

The second floor is closed today

You always know what I want

You reserved the second floor for me

Master He

Master He, you can't

I can't?

You can't

Don't you know me, Bun?

I want what I can't get

Step aside

You...

You are hiding here

I thought my men made a mistake

What do you want?

You are having a nice meal

Would you order now, master He?

Order?

What can I have in this dump?

Fried and stewed fish is delicious

Is it edible?

It is dog food, right?

Chun, it is going to rain

It is not raining

It is sunny. Why did you say it would rain?

Don't you know chickens,

mice and roaches all come out

when it is going to rain?

Mice and roaches?

Can't you see the huge roach?

What is so funny?

My hand shook

It doesn't matter

Dogs will have it

You always pretend to be fearless

but you are a chicken

when your dad is around

Your dad shouldn't be Mr. Zan of Foshan

He should be Mr. Rooster of Foshan

because he has a chicken

Long He, what did you say?

Chun

Let's go

You are leaving? No more fun?

Be careful

If your papa roaster sees you,

he will whip you

Bro... you can't go out

I didn't hit him

because we were in Gourmet

That creature humiliated us

He said your dad, who is my dad, was a rooster

No one can tolerate the insult

I am angry too

but we must endure it

Master Bi, I will be livid

if this thing happens to me

He is right. No one

can bully us

We must teach that roach a lesson

Let's vote

Should we punch that roach?

Do you have any question?

Let's go. Get our weapons

Gentlemen, I'm Liang Zan

It is a great honor to be the guest

I would like to

share with you something...

What did Mr. Liang say?

He said something with cadences

Like he was playing some kung fu moves

All experts talk like him

I think he is a scholar

There are young heroes in every generation

Mr. Zan of Foshan

talks like a pedant

You are not that awesome

Sir...

I'm Lin Bao from Tieqiao, Shanxi

I have heard of your name

Will you dare to fight me today?

- Master Lin.
- Watch out

Master Lin

- Stop it.
- Are you okay, Mr. Lin?

Sirs,

master Lin and I are old acquaintances

He is in a good mood

He planned to have a joke with you

Am I right, master Lin?

It was a joke...

Great...

Everyone is so happy today

Why don't we have

some tea and food in my shop?

Our master will give you

a dinner of welcome

- Good...
- Thanks

Thank you...

He is playing with a piece of paper

I'm from Pigua. We are passers-by

We are short of funds

Would you help us out?

I'm Fu Zhendong. This is my pupil Gao Ming

Thank you

Gao Ming, collect the money

Awesome...

Admirable...

You broke such a thick pillar

Old guy, you are performing kung fu?

I'm from Pigua

Do you know who I am?

I don't

Listen, this is master Long's son

Master Long is the richest man in Foshan

This is master Long He

I am honored to meet you, Mr. Long

My dad is very rich

He can buy the whole Chopsticks St.

You wanted to perform here.
Do you know the rules?

What do you want? Do you want to hit me?

Be smart, beggar

We are new

to this place

We know no one here

Please forgive us

if we made mistakes

The old guy said nice things

You are good

I will let you perform here today

Get out of the way...

I am awesome

No one dares bother me in Chopsticks St.

No one dares

I am thrilled

What is this?

What is this?

Help me...

Stop pulling me

Master He

Get them now... Stop

Welcome...

Please go inside, sirs

Dad

- Really?
- Please come in

Please sit down

Welcome...

Please sit down

Cai, where is Bi?

He knew guests were coming

He let you have the best place

Please go inside

Take it. Find out the situation

Report to me

if anything happens

No delay

Catch him

You cowards fooled me in Chopsticks St.

I will teach you a lesson today

I dare you

Hit him

Young people

are violent

They don't know martial ethics

Would Mr. Zan share his views

on martial ethics with us?

You are flattering me, Mr. Chen

We rarely have the chance of getting together

Please tell us your view

Tell us what you think

I agree with our forebears

We must be both intelligent and courageous

A kung fu learner

must be benevolent

Benevolence

Bun

How did it happen?

Do something

Stop them from coming here

Move these stalls to the middle of the street

Stop them from coming here

Look at him

I...

Not my fault

Move it here

Go away...

I am still alive even though the scaffold fell

What can you do to me?

Liang Bi, you are crazy

Liang Bi, you are crazy

If we respect each other,

we won't make enemy

All people in the world are brothers

It is the meaning of

the benevolent are invincible

Mr. Liang, your words

enlightened me

I learned a lot

You live up to your reputation

I admire you

I am flattered

We need more wine, master

I will get another pot of wine

Let's toast Mr. Liang

Sure...

Dad

Stand guard here

Don't let master go out

Excuse me

Please go ahead...

Stop it. The shop is going to collapse

Where are you going, master?

What is it?

Dad asked me to stop you from going downstairs

What? I can't go downstairs?

No... Yes... Dad said...

What happened?

Sorry...

I am sorry...

- Dad.
- Cai

What happened?

How did it happen?

Why did you pay them?

Master...

Chun, where is your brother?

He...

Why don't you tell me what happened?

Dr Liang

Dr Liang

Mr. Chen

Those gentlemen came to Foshan

We are their hosts

We can't slight our guests

You...

You

What are you doing?

I have to talk to Cai

You go upstairs

I will be with you soon

Then... you must hurry

You must hurry

I will settle with you later

Tell master Bi now, master Chun

Okay

Run...

Hit him

Hit him. Don't let him come here

I missed

He missed

He missed

He is coming

Get him

Get him now

Get him...

Hurry

Where are you going? Come back

Come back...

What do you want?

You made a fool of me, didn't you?

I will teach you a lesson

or I won't be Liang Bi

Am I right?

Don't...

You came back at last

Where is the wine?

Where is the wine? Stop shaking your head

Where is the wine?

What now?

You want me to be a clown again,

don't you?

You are useless

You are useless

Sir

What is it?

Our master wanted to see you

The richest man in Foshan?

Yes

Why did you send for me?

All my bodyguards are wimps

I need some formidable helpers

What is your name?

I'm Fu Zhendong from Pigua

I don't care what your name is

I saw

your kung fu

You can help me

What should I do?

Revenge me

Give the man a dose of something

something like medicine

What did he do to you?

You don't want me to
shave his beard off, do you?

He has no beard. Beat him up

How much?

That b*stard is only worth 10 silver dollars

Who is he?

Liang Bi from Zansheng Tang

Liang Bi?

Is he related to Liang Zan?

Zan is his father

What? You are scared?

I want 20 silver dollars

Deal. Give him the money

Yes

You can have half now

You will have the other half when it is done

Lan

When will we reach Foshan?

We will be there soon in 3 conditions

Which 3 conditions?

First, the map is right

Second, I am right

Third, Cheng is right

How is Cheng?

He has vomited 7 times

What a mess

I told him not to eat junk food

He didn't listen

It is almost dark. We can't reach Foshan

I don't think he can drive

Let's

help him get in the car

Cheng

Be careful...

Be careful

He is weak

How can he drive us to Foshan?

I learned how to drive

when I was in Shanghai

How long was your driving lesson?

A whole hour. Get in the car

What is it?

Nothing. I need to familiarize myself with it

Familiarizing yourself with it?

Let's go

Can you do it?

Of course I can

It takes time to get used to this car

It will be safer

Miss Yun

Miss Yun

Mr. Chen

See you someday, sirs

See you someday

Goodbye...

Goodbye

- Stay here, Tofu.
- Okay

Come with me

You saw him today

Preserved egg on one side.
Half his moustache was shaved

It was funny

Yes, you were awesome

All 3 of us

were beaten to a pulp

I told you to practice kung fu

You don't practice kung fu

You should be beaten up

Stop

Chun, why are you pacing about?

Do something

How can you explain yourself to dad?

Whatever I tell him

Dad always think I am in the wrong

I can't think of any good idea

You must have some idea

How can I have any idea?

Step aside

Who is Liang Bi?

Who is Liang Bi?

I am

Did you hurt Mr. Long?

I don't think I hurt him

I rearranged his looks

I was paid to

settle a score with you

Where is your dad, Liang Zan?

You asked for my dad

You said you came to see me

Who do you want to see?

You are too young

Ask your dad to come out

I am here if you want to fight

The door is over there if you don't

People will laugh at me

if I take advantage of a junior

Gao Ming,

come here. Teach him a lesson

Bro, don't fight

Chun, they are guests

They want tea

We must serve them tea, right?

Hit him

Hit him...

What are you waiting for?

He is losing

Hit him

Useless

Your moves were disorganized

I can't tell if you used Yong Chun

Who told you I used Yong Chun?

Who is your master?

My master?

He is standing right in front of you

No more rubbish. Hit him

Hit him, old guy

Stop it

- Mr. Liang...
- Dad

Mr. Liang is back

Let's go...

You are Liang Zan?

I am Liang Zan

Did my son offend you?

Your son hurt me

He made me look like this

Let's go

They ran away

What will you do?

Mr. Liang, your son beat Mr. He up

Mr. He asked me to help him demand justice

You are...

Fu Zhendong from Pigua

Mr. Fu

I didn't teach my son well

If my son offended the Longs,

I will apologize

to Mr. Long

What happened tonight is trivial

Let's forget about it

No way

Your son must kowtow to me

and Mr. Fu will give him a good beating

The task was entrusted to me

I can't leave if I don't accomplish it

Here is a suggestion. Can you

show me some Yong Chun moves?

Let's exchange some moves

I would like to broaden my horizon

Why do you want to do that, Mr. Fu?

Cai, I know what to do

Please show me your moves

Please

He is great

Thank you for letting me win

You deserve the reputation you enjoy

Gao Ming, let's go

They are leaving

You are leaving too?

Go away...

I... You...

Don't go

Are you okay, master?

I'm fine. Ask them to wait in the garden

Lan,

read the map

Where should I turn?

I am reading the map.
You are making me dizzy

Why do we keep going in circle?

You haven't told me the right direction

I can only keep driving in circle

Maybe you should stop the car

I can't. I can't stop it

I will read the map. Don't rush me

Hurry

I think...

Which way?

I think that way

That way?

Master He

Why are you still standing here?

Why do you let the wimps follow me?

We want our payment

What? You want money?

How dare you ask me for money

I did what you asked

Where is the other half of the payment

Did I hear you right? Are you insane?

You were beaten up

You would have been k*lled
if I hadn't been there

Revenge me?

My moustache was shaved. I lost face

How dare you ask me for money.
Get lost, expert

You made me look bad

You wanted money? You think I am an idiot

What are you doing?

You want to hit me?

My dad is the richest man in Foshan

Long Manor. Do you know it?

Get lost, yokel. Get lost

Master

Chun, why didn't you mind your brother?

Dad, I...

Chun had nothing to do with what happened

It's all my fault

I know about Youth Kung Fu Contest

I had to stay in Gourmet

Do you hate me?

You want my approval

You should stay out of trouble

I left you for half a day

You wiped out the whole Chopsticks St.

You don't want me to hate you

You should study medicine

You know I don't like medicine.
I like kung fu

Kung fu?

You don't know what kung fu is

You learned some third-rate moves

Then you cause trouble and chaos

Everyone in Foshan knows I am your son

You are an expert in Yong Chun

but you don't teach me

It doesn't matter

I will prove to everyone that

I don't need Yong Chun. I will surpass you

How can you prove it?

Not your concern. I will learn kung fu

You shouldn't learn improper kung fu

or cause trouble

Okay, then you can teach me

Don't argue with master, master Bi

He refused to teach you

He must have his reason

You are disrespectful

Don't be angry, master

You are outrageous

I will teach you a lesson today

Look, Miss Yun. Zansheng Tang is over there

We found it at last

Watch out

This...

Miss 9?

Brother Zan