03x12 - Grand-parent Napped!

[bunniefuu]

♪ They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ♪

♪ Together for the better
or the worse ♪

♪ We mashed up every story
in our laboratory ♪

♪ Smash cut to the Chibiverse ♪

♪ They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ♪

♪ A monumental
cartoon science fuzz ♪

-Does it all make sense?
-Who cares?

♪ Disney presents ♪

♪ Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi
Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse ♪

Something weird is going on
in the Chibiverse.

Grandparents
are being kidnapped.

Or grandparent-napped.

[sighs] But it looks
like Tater's Pop

is still safe at home

on his favorite recliner.

-[snoring]
-[♪ elevator music playing]

[♪ upbeat dance music playing]

[grumbling]

Hey!
I was watching the weather.

But, Pop,

the Masked Chibi is on.

I need to know who it is!

Ay. In my day,

singers didn't need
to dress up as dancing shrimp.

You kids don't appreciate
real entertainment.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

-[♪ elevator music playing]
-[Pop] Now the weather,

that's some must-see TV.

-[snoring]
-[sighs]

Nothing exciting ever happens
while watching the weather.

Aah! Buela!

Pop's been-- [gasps]

[Buela screams]

Grandparent-napped!

What do I do?

[♪ jingle playing on TV]

♪ Got a cat in a tree? ♪

♪ Were you stung by a bee? ♪

♪ Is there a villain
wreaking havoc ♪

♪ On an evil crime spree? ♪

♪ If you need a hero
come to the... ♪

♪ Chibi Hall of Heroes ♪

♪ For free! ♪

Well, it's not free.

It's paid for
by your Chibi tax dollars.

Welcome to
the Chibi Hall of Heroes.

How can we help--

My grandparents were napped!

The bad kind,
not the sleeping kind.

Well, technically,
Pop was napped while napping.

Hmm. Sounds like
you're gonna need

-a hero with spy skills.
-[keyboard keys clacking]

Maybe martial arts.

You'll be working
with Perry the Platypus.

[clicks tongue]

What's a platypus gonna do?

How about we talk it out?

Well, that... uh... what?

The Barksian Modulator is
a cool piece of spy gear

that allows me to speak to you,

and in such a delightful accent.

All right, Mr. Talking Platypus,
what's the plan?

We disguise you
as a grandma, as bait,

then I follow you
to your mystery villain

when you're inevitably
grandparent-napped.

Ooh, I love playing dress-up.

And in case
your cover is blown,

I've got a bevy of spy gadgets
to help you.

Psh, my elder cosplay
will be so convincing,

I don't need any gadgets.

This cane comes equipped with
smoke b*mb tennis ba*ls

and nunchuck handles.

I take it back!
I want the gadgets!

A regular hearing aid.

Ha ha, I think not.

It's a communicator.

Ooh, fancy!

And this unassuming
butterscotch candy

is a tracking device

so I can follow you
to the villain's lair.

Don't mess with this abuela.

Hey, party people!

I'm here to play
some ChiBingo.

[loudly] Sure hope I don't get
grandparent-napped or anything.

[coughs]

[softly] Uh, Perry,
I don't think it's working.

Commit to the character.

Who wants to see a picture of
my beautiful grandkids?

Aah! Kidnapped!

[screaming]

Brilliant. Now don't fear.

I'll be tracking you
every step of the way.

Pop, Abuela,

I'm here to rescue you!

Uh, all of you, I guess.

Come on,
let's get out of here.

No can do, chiquitita.

We're... we're stuck.

Who would kidnap grandparents

and hook them up
to this weird machine?

We would!

Name's Darcy,
and we're the Core.

And we're stealing
your old-people wisdom.

That's right, Hop Pop,

we will trap
this little old lady

and add her mind
to the collective!

Soon the Core
will be powerful enough

to conquer the Chibiverse.

No one can stop us!

[laughs menacingly]

Perry, now would be a great time
for a cool spy entrance.

Tater! Come in, Tater.

♪ Chibi, Chibi, Chibi
Chibi, Chibi, Chibi ♪

Oh, dearie me,

this is going to affect
my cool spy entrance.

Well, then,
I guess it's up to me.

That's right.
I'm not a grandparent.

I'm not even a regular parent!

I'm a super-spy
here to stop you.

[grunting]

[groans]

[laughs heartily]

You are going to stop the Core?

Hyah!

-[metal clanging]
-[Agent P] Hyah!

Finally!

Sorry for the delay.

-The tracker seems to have been...
-[crunching]

...eaten?

I get snack-y when I'm nervous.

Enough yakking! It's time to fight.

[both grunting]

Fake to the left, we block you.

Then you'll try to sweep the leg.

Block you again.

Thanks to old-people wisdom,

we know every trick in the book.

-[grunts]
-Oh. Surprise tail attack?

Even Gramma Alice
saw that coming.

Argh! Curse my expertise
with feral animals!

Hyah!

[grunts] Oh, it's hopeless.

The grandparents
are making Darcy too wise.

Whoa!

-[screaming]
-Aah!

Watch where you're
swinging that thing.

Back in my day,
we used our fists,

not laser-powered doodads!

Ow! What was that?

A thick slice of truth pie, young lady.

Aah... Aah-aah-aah!

Quick, Pop,

tell me how much you hate
the Masked Chibi.

Ay, kids today with their
ludicrous television programs.

All they want
is instant gratification

and dancing shrimp.

Ugh, can't even take over
the Chibiverse by themselves.

They got to steal
our wisdom to do it.

Back in my day,

we didn't have time to
take over the Chibiverse,

because we had jobs!

Aah!

PlatyPunch!

What? Where am I?

Oh, no. Was I just
my evil alter ego, Darcy,

who kidnapped
a bunch of grandparents

to try to take over the Chibiverse?

-[yelps]
-Not to alarm everyone,

but we supercharged the Core
with crankiness

and it's about to blow.

We need to leave posthaste.

[♪ spy music playing]

♪ Chibi ♪

Thanks for coming
to our rescue, chiquitita.

That was enough excitement
for a lifetime, let me tell you.

Almost as exciting as
the weather, am I right?

[Pop snoring]

Seriously?

♪ Chibiverse ♪

[♪ theme music playing]