03x04 - Dr. Doof's Lab

[bunniefuu]

♪ They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ♪

♪ Together for the better
or the worse ♪

♪ We mashed up every story
in our laboratory ♪

♪ Smash cut
to the Chibiverse ♪

♪ They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ♪

♪ A monumental
cartoon science fuzz ♪

-♪ Does it all make sense? ♪
-♪ Who cares? ♪

♪ Disney presents ♪

♪ Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi
Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse ♪

[scientist] It's another glorious morning
in the Chibiverse.

And it appears
that four lucky Chibis

are waking up
to mysterious invitations.

Let's observe.

What's the sitch?

Does anyone know
why we got invited here?

Not a clue.

Because I, Dr. Heinz Doo...

[grunting]

That was on purpose.

Because I,
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz,

am opening my evil laboratory
to you four lucky Chibis!

[fanfare]

[buzzer sounds]

Well, then I guess you won't win
the giant prize at the end of the tour.

Giant prize?

Why didn't you lead with that?

-Wow.
-Ooh!

♪ Come with me, Lucky Chibis ♪

♪ Tour my lab
of evil science ♪

♪ Where you'll see rays
that freeze ♪

♪ Creations made
for gravity defiance ♪

♪ Let's begin ♪

♪ Give my Inators for a spin ♪

♪ In my lab of evil science ♪

♪ A doomsday ray ♪

What?

♪ That's child's play ♪

♪ This one zaps you
into compliance ♪

♪ If you want to see
true genius ♪

♪ Simply look to me, Dr. D ♪

♪ I cloned myself
then shrunk those clones ♪

♪ And now they work themselves
to the bone ♪

♪ Right this way ♪

♪ Throw all your morals away ♪

♪ In my lab of evil science ♪

♪ One of you ♪

♪ Perhaps even two ♪

♪ Could become my assistant ♪

♪ Form an alliance ♪

♪ Think of that
among these brats ♪

-[expl*si*n]
-[screams]

Hey, why did you
interrupt my soliloquy?

Stopping baddies from destroying
the Chibiverse before homeroom

is kinda my thing.

So not the drama.

It is so very the drama!

No destroying my doomsday ray!

Doofaloofas, take her away!

♪ Doofa-loofa, doofity-doo ♪

It's no big.

I gotta go stop Drakken's
latest scheme anyway!

Oh, the other evil Dr. D.
Tell him I said hi.

Now, where was I? Oh, right.

Big finish!

♪ In my lab ♪

♪ Of evil science ♪

-[gasping]
-Wow!

Oops. I think
I forgot something

on the Bunsen burner.

I'm going to leave you
all alone in this room

with a bunch
of dangerous Inators.

Definitely do not use them

to destroy this model
of downtown Chibiton.

Hmm. You can't tell me
not to do something

and then leave the room,
because then I gotta do it.

Ooh, what's this
doo-hickey do?

Swaps people
with the nearest chicken?

Fun!

[chuckles mischievously]

[clucking]

Huh?

Whoops.

-[clanging]
-Oh, my gosh!

A giant Feet-Inator!

[laughs evilly]

You can't run
from Cricketzilla!

[imitates child] Oh, no, Mommy!
His foot's coming!

Yes, good. Destruction time.

Cricket, no! You'll ruin Jallison
and Brockston's carnival date!

[imitating Jallison] Oh, my!
I fell into the water.

You must think me a fool.

[imitating Brockston]
If you're a fool, then...

so am I.

Oh, Brockston!

[smooching]

No, no, no!
Stop the smooching!

I wanna see destruction!

Doofaloofas,
take this annoyingly

chipper squirrel away.

[Kiff giggling]

[sighs] I had to run all the way back
from Chibi Farms.

You want some eggs?

[hen clucking]

Now that we've lost
the dead weight,

I can finally show you
the good stuff.

Doofaloofas, bring in my...

Explode-Stuff-into-
Confetti-Inator!

You are gonna love this
real cutting-edge stuff.

[clangs]

Hey, are you okay,
little Doof?

Don't you have
any safety equipment?

Safety? Equipment?

What about hazard pay?

-We're not getting paid at all.
-Hmm.

I know that confrontation
can be scary.

Just like sharks,
laser puppies,

and crippling loneliness.

But you gotta stand
for what's right.

The Doofaloofas
need to rise up!

[Doofaloofas] Yeah!

[all chanting] Strike! Strike!
Strike! Strike! Strike!

That's it. Karate boy,
time to make your eggs-it.

-[shrieks]
-[clucking]

[clucks]

Anyway, I always knew
that you would be the last Chibi standing.

Congratulations, Cricket!

You've won, my boy.
You've won!

I won? I love winning.

[blows party horn]

[laughing] Oh, yeah!

[Cricket laughing]

-Huh?
-The others were too goodie-goodie.

But you? You've got
what it takes

to be my new
evil lab assistant!

The prize was a job?

Well, I do think of myself
as a lovable mischief-maker.

What do I get to do?

Ooh! Do I get my own clones?

Well, no, I was thinking...

-[zapping]
-Too late.

Meet my new Teeny Greenies!

♪ Teeny greenies
Gree-biddy dee ♪

♪ So much to touch
makes us go cuh-ray-zee ♪

Cricket, control your clones!

Aww, but they're having
so much fun, Dr. D!

Ooh, wow!

What's this bubbling liquid?

Ooh, that's not good. Okay.

Don't worry, boss.
I'll fix it.

I'll just use this here Inator
to clean everything up!

Wait! Stop! That is not the
Clean-Everything-Up-Inator!

[party horn blows]

[party horn blows]

[party horn blows]

It's the Explode-Stuff-
into-Confetti-Inator!

[party horn blows]

-You're done.
-Yeah, that makes sense.

Come on, Teeny Greenies,
let's go home.

-Oh, yeah!
-You all live with me now.

-I get the top bunk!
-Bye-bye, Dr. D.

That's fine. I can just create
more Doofaloofas and...

Any army of platypuses?

[♪ dramatic music playing]

An army
of Perry the Platypuses?

No!

[♪ theme music playing]