01x04 - Friendship

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♪ There's three of us, there's three

of us

♪ Look closely, you will see

♪ There's three of us, just three of

us

♪ There's him and you and me

♪And every day we all hang out to

find out what we talk about

♪ And every day's a new surprise

♪ When you're learning with us guys

♪ We live in an actual nightmare

♪ There's three of us, just three of

us, us three. ♪

Yay! It's computer day.

All right, let's do this. I'm on

keys.

You got the mouse? Yeah.

Both hands for complete control.

You won't get away from me

this year.

Hey, nice grip.

Thank you. And the password?

Me? But II don't know the

password.

What? That's your only thing.

You came up with it.

You're supposed to remember it.

Oh, yeah.

Well, what is it? Come on, think it

through.

Hurry up. We need to get online.

I don't want people going

around saying we're not online.

Well, I'm trying.

Maybemaybe it's my name.

Try my name.

Yeah, OK. That makes sense.

Did you remember the hyphen?

Yeah. Yeah, the hyphen.

There. Oh, good try, but sorry.

Oh. I know. Try my name.

Oh, yeah. OK.

Congratulations. Yay!

Your account is now blocked.

Oh. But don't worry.

You can still get online.

ALL: Yay!

I'm just going to have to ask

you a few questions to make sure

that you're really you.

Of course we're us, aren't we?

Yeah. Great news, select all the

panels that contain an image

of a lovely red apple.

Oh, I'm good at these.

OK. Well. Ooh. Careful.

Ooh. Yeah. Keep going. huh?

Oh, yeah. You are good.

OK, so that's definitely the pig.

Yes. Yeah. Great job. Thank you.

Now use your cursor to drag

the apple through the market

to the correct stall. Easy.

Careful. Hang on.

Oh. What?

Oh. Oh. Not quite.

Oh, dear. You have upset the

market man.

Thanks to you, I am a figure

of ridicule

within the market community.

What? I will burn down my

orchard tonight.

No, I demand a rematch.

Oh, well, I guess computer

day is cancelled this year.

Hey, maybe we can bring

forward invoice day.

No, that's baked in for tomorrow.

Oh, this is all my fault. Why can't

I remember the password?

Stupid brain. I know it's in there.

Stupid, stupid. Hey, come on.

It's not your fault.

You're just a BLEEP.

Yeah. You can't help it.

You're just a BLEEP.

OK. Stop. Did you see what just

happened there?

Me too.

Now, I'd like you to ask

yourself this question.

Was that the right way to treat

somebody, or was it actually

really hurtful and horrible?

Now let's see how that should

have gone.

Stupid. Stupid.

It's not your fault.

You're just a BLEEP.

How dare you?

And how dare you speak to me

like that?

I refuse to be disrespected

ever again.

I tried to destroy your reputation

and I would like to apologise.

I was being a bad friend and I am

ashamed of what I have done.

Is that supposed to be me?

Because you know what?

Have you ever felt like your

friend

Who is that? I don't know,

I think it's an insane person.

What are you supposed to be?

I'm Warren the eagle. Fully

qualified friendship expert.

Yeah. Eurgh, why is it wet?

Business cards should be crisp.

I should make it clear from the

outset that although I'm no

longer officially affiliated

with the OK Stop Organisation,

I am still absolutely within my

rights to continue to use their

learning

materials and branding. OK.

Sorry. Did you say eagle? Yeah.

Eagles have wings.

That's right, yeah.

And some eagles wings,

they just take a bit

longer to sprout.

So when they do, they're going to be

bigger and stronger than normal.

Listen, we're kind of in the middle

of something here.

Um, today's actually our

computer day.

Oh, I can see you're right

in the middle of something, mate.

A string of vicious personal attacks

on someone you call a friend

but would a good friend Hold on,

are you saying we're the bad

friends?

It's him who couldn't remember

the password.

Oh, really? So even though I'm not

technically affiliated with the OK

Stop

organisation, you don't think I'd

know when I saw a bad friendship?

He's a sort of freelancer.

Freelancers deserve to die.

He's going on fire.

Just stop talking amongst

yourselves.

OK, just pay attention. Right, now,

here's a quick story that might make

you think twice

about being a bad friend.

I hate this guy. And yeah, maybe

when,

when it's finished, we could all get

a quick meal, restaurant style meal,

if you wanted.

See. With you? Yeah, erm

But we don't even know who you are.

OK, don't talk over it.

♪ Once upon a time, there was a guy

that I knew and he had a group

♪ Of best friends, it's true

♪ They would talk on the phone,

hello. And meet up for lunch,

♪ Yum, yum. They'd even stay up all

night just for a laugh

♪ But every now and then he would

feel a bit down when he felt

♪ Like his friends weren't

treating him right

♪ He was having a hard time with

some issues at work and he asked

♪ Them for help with a business idea

and they turned down his offer

♪ Without even listening properly

because they don't have business

♪ Brains like mehim

♪ So one day ♪

What is this? His backstory?

We're supposed to be online.

Excuse me.

♪ Being good mates. ♪

Sorry. Can I just stop you there?

♪ And they asked for

forgiveness ♪

How long is this going to last?

♪ Way too late for that guys

♪ You've got to be better best

friends

Yeah, sorry, but we just do not

have time for whatever this is.

OK, I get it.

You don't think it was an

interesting story?

Not really. It's clearly about you.

Well, would it surprise you to know

that the guy in that story

was actually You. ..me?

Well, yeah.

I mean, you did some of it

in first person.

The thing in the animation

looked like OK, Stop.

That's right. Believe it or not

But how could a confident,

handsome wormeagle

have trouble keeping friends?

Good question. Because of the way

you look.

The way I

You know, sort of lumpy and red raw.

Yeah.

You look like a bit of a bigger

animal that fell off or was removed

and then came to life.

It's actually More like an old

person's finger.

Reminds me of an infection I had up

my

Or was it the voice?

He looks like a tumour. And he

stinks.

I know. It's because you've got

beady eyes like a rat.

But you're just generally unlikeable

in a way that's hard to pin down.

What's he doing?

Looks like he's in pain.

Are you dying? I'm actually

laughing.

Doesn't bother me at all.

If I was bothered by that kind

of thing, do you think

I'd be laughing about it?

No. And do you know why

that doesn't bother me?

Because I have something

called Rateye.

Not rateye.

That's it, that's the password.

Rateye. Your maiden name?

Of course. Hey, it worked.

We're online.

Hold on a sec.

♪ Welcome to the Information Highway

♪ What would you like to do first?

♪ Let's check our internet speed

♪ Let's do gambling

♪ I'd like to go on the dark web

and look at a picture of a skeleton

♪ Good news but first things first

♪ Let's check our e-mail. ♪

Right. OK.

Huh?

My turn now.

Hey, one new email. Huh?

Brilliant. Me, me, me. Me.

What? Where'swhere's mine?

Hey. Nothing in the inbox, eh?

Well, there's always next

year. Anyway

..let's get on to the dark web

and have a look at some of those

Hello? What's happened to him?

I don't know. Hey. Hello.

Well, there you have it.

An example of what happens

when you don't treat

each other with respect.

I'm afraid this friendship has sunk.

What? Why is that boy still here?

And all the websites in the world

can't help you if you don't know

how to respect each other.

So remember, when things get

to be a lot, you can always

say OK, Stop. I'll see you later,

guys.

Bye. Well, hang on.

But what about him?

When does he go back to normal?

I'm afraid he's not here any more.

You two have finally driven

him away.

He's gone to the one place where

he knows he'll always have better

best friends. A festival?

No, I'm talking about his brain.

That blob in his head.

What's he doing in there?

In there? In there?

♪ Brain friends

♪ It's your brain friends and you

♪ It's the brain friends

♪ And they really like you

♪ Having such fun adventures

with the guys inside your head

♪ They'll never let you down

♪ They're the only ones who have

your brain

♪ Your brain friends, starring the

favourite thoughts

♪ Your first two

♪ Bubble bath memory, David,

shy imaginary older brother

♪ And, of course, you. ♪

Well, you can get them out, can't

you? You're a little worm guy.

Eagle. Just wriggle on in.

Yeah. Use your training.

Wake him up.

I'm afraid that's not really part

of the service.

What service? Do something.

Fine. Go.

I guess you don't want to have that

restaurant style meal after all.

A restaurant style meal?

You guys? With me?

OK. Here I go. Good luck.

I can't believe you jumped the lump.

You jumped the lump.

Thank you. I've always been far too

shy to jump the lump.

There you go. You won another

edible trophy.

Yay! Oh, you know what that means.

It's time for the Jumperdinker

Celebration Song.

Excuse me.

May I have permission to smile

at you?

Of course.

OK. Are you ready? Yeah.

Wow, this is the best place. OK,

stop.

I want you to ask yourself, does

any of this look real to you?

Or does it, in fact, look

more like a made up place

in your head?

Hiding up here in your imagination

is no way to deal

with bad friendships.

But these are my brain friends.

They're not real friends.

They're just animation.

Come on, let's go.

Wow. What was that?

Don't mind me, I was just saying,

Wow, because of you, you seem

to really know your stuff.

The things you are saying sound

clever. And interesting.

Yeah, well, look, we have to go.

Thanks for everything, Mr Eagle.

I'm notoh, sorry.

You are an eagle, aren't you?

Of course he is.

Some eagle's wings just take

longer to sprout.

It's actually pretty normal

and totally cool.

Yeah. And when they do finally

sprout, they'll be so big you can

fly

all the way up into space.

And I think you could probably meet

the royal family of another planet

and get a photo with them.

OK. Oh, why did I say that?

Well, maybe we could stick

around for a little while longer.

Is he dancing?

Oh, he better not be.

I thought he was supposed

to wake him up.

Sounds like you're having some

trouble.

Anything I can help with?

Why don't we put something else on

now?

Jumperdinker only

really has the one song.

Have you got an aux cable

that will fit this?

We usually just use the boom box.

Yeah, but I want to connect this

though.

It does have an input on the back.

Yeah, I know, but that's the input

that goes with the old model.

This is the newer one. I need the

one for the new one. OK.

Oh. I know, guys, let's

just hum a tune.

HUMS

What's the Wi-Fi?

I'll connect through the Wi-Fi.

The Wi-Fi code is on the wall

there. So read it out then.

OK. It's four, three, eight,

eight, eight.

You connect to the boombox

with Bluetooth.

Not Wi-Fi. Lower case B.

Lower case B. Do it through

Bluetooth.

Lower case Come on, speak up.

But I'm supposed to be shy.

Oh, let's just listen

to Jumperdinker's song.

She looks upset. OK, stop.

Good friendship is about respecting

what everyone wants to do, not

just doing your own thing the whole

time. But it's my brain.

Finally. Today, I'll be talking

about how you grow your business

using new methods.

What is this? That's my podcast.

Your podcast?

If you What the heck?

This is a good bit.

You can easily rise to the top

of your industry.

See. I don't understand this song.

It's not very fun to dance to.

It's not supposed to make you

dance, it's supposed to make

What is going wrong with that one?

Brackets face is longer than it

should be.

Wow. 2,000,000 results.

Well, that's too many. Let's give

up.

Well, hang on. Look at this one.

Dr Bushman can help.com.

What seems to be the problem?

That one's broken.

OK, I'm sorry to hear that.

Thank you.

Please answer the simple questions

and I'll have a diagnosis

for you in

no time. Great. We're a bit

worried.

OK. First question. Is he breathing?

You mayyou may breathe in. What?

What's breathing? Right then,

got it.

Now, does he have a history of

What did he say?

I don't know. Let's just put maybe.

OK, great.

Now, would he be surprised

if I started wearing a bandana?

One of my patients has a bandana

and I think it looks just great.

Well, yeah, he might, I guess.

Yeah. So you said you had some

follow up questions about my

podcast.

I didn't say that.

Oh, I guess I was a little vague

about setting up a strong

pipeline, wasn't I?

It's all about the 13 fundamentals.

Hey, first tooth, where

are you going?

Look, I'll always be in your heart,

but I just can't be around

here any more.

Your friend is kind

of annoying. My friend?

Yeah, thanks for thinking of us,

but it's just not fun any more.

Hold on, guys.

I'm just about to jump the lump,

remember?

Honestly, I wouldn't go

near that thing.

You should probably have it

checked out.

Your podcast made this place go sad.

That's not true.

Look, your fake shy brother's still

here.

We were just bonding over how much

he likes my podcast.

Isn't that right? I have to go now.

Oh, well, true friendship isn't

about being Mr Popular

and having loads of friends.

All you really need is one good one.

That's right. Why don't we get

something to eat and get to know

each other better? We can order in.

I'm not hungry. I ate a trophy.

I'm sure you've got room

for a restaurant style meal

with your best friends.

Hello. Yeah, I want to order some

food for two best friends.

My best friends.

Wait. What are you doing?

OK. This is mymy final

question, right?

Does your friend have a worm in his

brain?

A worm in his brain? How are we

supposed to know that?

Yeah, well, how would that even

work?

That'soh, no, he does have that.

Remember from earlier, there's

a worm in his brain.

He does, yeah. OK, great.

I'm ready to diagnose. Just

processing my diagnosis.

My diagnosis is your friend

has got a worm in his brain.

No.

Thank you for visiting.

Dr Bushman MD.

Please leave a comment on your

way

..out. Right?

Fetch me my gouging tools.

Hey. There you are.

Wondered where you'd gone.

What's this place then?

You're not trying to get

rid of me, are you?

We're best friends.

Where are you?

Got it.

Pesky bee.

Well, sorry we didn't get

to hang out much.

I guess there's always computer

day next year.

Yeah. Don't close our tabs.

I want to see that skeleton.

You know what?

Watching how much you guys care

for each other has taught me

the value of friendship.

Here, from now on, you can go

online whenever you want

using this special glass

spherical computer I invented.

Wow. I love you. Goodbye.

Wait? So we are friends?

Yeah. Of course.

Well, I thought that you guys

hated me for being stupid

in the head. Come on, don't be

silly.

That's just the worm

in your brain. Huh?

♪ When you feel down or when you

feel sad,

♪ When your mind makes you think

that everything's bad,

♪ Try not to worry, you

aren't completely insane

♪ Just remember there's a worm

in your brain. ♪

Hey, the worm in my brain tells me

I don't have the body type to pull

off wearing denim, but I just tell

it to pipe down.

And the worm in my brain makes me

think that the documents

I've been forging have led

to many deaths.

But I know that's just silly.

Huh? That's right.

♪ We all have a worm in our brain

♪ Yes, we all have a worm in our

brain

♪ Even the worm in your brain

has a worm in his brain

♪ That worm has a worm has a

worm ♪

You idiot.

Don't say that to me. Shut up.

You've ruined it.

I'm never going to see that

skeleton.