02x16 - Make Some Noise Season 2: Cut For Time

[bunniefuu]

Tonight, me, I'm here
to make some commentary.

Tonight, me, I'm here
to make some commentary.

What do you get when you make wigs out

of all the hair leftover
on the barbershop floor?

You get this, a very special cut

for time episode of "Make Some Noise."

Why cut anything at all?

I can hear you asking.

Well, I would like to remind
you that this is not a panel

and I am not taking questions,

but if I were, I would remind
you of these four reasons:

Because episodes were running long,

because that particular
prompt went off the rails,

because it turned out
not to be in great taste,

as much my fault as my fantastic players,

and finally, because I cut
three prompts per round

just to keep the show high quality.

Which means I'm often
cutting great prompts

just to keep rounds even.

Please enjoy this mishmash

of prompts from all over season two.

Remember, if you don't
like it, we did cut it.

- Brennan.
- Yah!

Atlas Fitness.

Okay, you're doing great.

You're gonna want to get
way down into that squat.

Okay, and hold it.

Okay, keep holding it.

You're gonna feel it in
your quads especially.

Just want to get some of that
in your hamstrings, okay?

And obviously there's a big
shoulder component of it, too.

Okay, hold it. Great.

You're gonna be holding this,
and I'm so sorry to tell

you this now, forever.

We are a legitimate gymnasium,

but we also were started by Zeus

to trick you into holding up the sky,

so I am super sorry about that.

But you are gonna get a quad workout.

Later people will depict you
as holding up the entire world,

even though you actually hold up the sky.

Funny story about you and
what you're going through.

Jake, we're all the way back at you.

How exciting.

There's so much tension.

A drunk God makes Las Vegas.

Let's play a game!

Okay, what am I gonna do today?

Do I wanna make a new type of animal?

Do I wanna make a human?

Let's make a place where people
can do whatever they want.

They wanna be bad, they can be bad.

They want to be naughty,
they can be naughty.

And if they wanna worship
whoever they wanna worship,

they can do it.

Big building.

Big building.

Brothel.

Brothel.

Every fast food chain in the greater

United States of America.

Wienerschnitzel, Taco Bell,
Wingstop, Buffalo Wild Wings,

Wienerschnitzel, Taco Bell,
Wingstop, Buffalo Wild Wings,

Jack In the Box, Carl's Jr.,
Hardee's, another Taco Bell.

Jack In the Box, Carl's Jr.,
Hardee's, another Taco Bell.

It's a cantina!

The Wikipedia page of a man

who has 100% edited
his own Wikipedia page.

Kyle Pierce, born 1995, hyphen present.

Nobel Laureate, Formula 1
driver, nunchuck master,

Nobel Laureate, Formula 1
driver, nunchuck master,

world famous Lethario, author
of "The Da Vinci Code".

Early life: when picked up
in a helicopter as a baby

from the cave of the
bears that raised him,

Kyle was taught human language

and the arts of seduction by the senseis

he met in the beach-side monastery

that completed his
education in both the arts

of love and the blade.

Career: real estate magnate
and competitive eater,

Kyle Piece, has survived
eight car crashes.

He both caused and saved the
people that were involved.

Citation needed.

Filmography: "Bloodsport
II", "Shrekily Ever After",

Filmography: "Bloodsport
II", "Shrekily Ever After",

"The Departed".

Awards: BAFTA, Palme d'Or, the AVN Award

Awards: BAFTA, Palme d'Or, the AVN Award

for best guy-on-guy scene.

Lauren, a snake oil
salesman on "Shark Tank."

Lauren, a snake oil
salesman on "Shark Tank."

Well sure there, I see
what you are thinking.

Now what is this?

Did she actually bring
a snake onto the set?

Well look at you, "Shark Tank" folks,

because what you don't
understand is venom.

Venom is the oil of the tusks of snakes.

Some people call 'em fangs, see.

But I know just to have it
bite me there it is.

Venom's going in, and
boy do I feel howdy hoo.

Rickety-too-zippa-dee-do-da
slipping right through the door,

folks, 'cause I don't
even know about my rickets

and scurvy anymore because I can't feel

this side of my body.

And you too can have
full paralysis like I'm

slowly going through right now.

Snake oil.

Well, it seems like you're dying,

and for those reasons, I'm out.

Brennan, I gotta give you a
toughie every once in a while.

Okay.

Some "Lord of the Rings" in Spanish

with proper voices.

Mi precioso.

¡Tú! ¡No debes! ¡Pasar!

¡Soy el mago

del Fuego Secreto!

¡Fuego Secreto de Arno!

El Fuego...

de Udûn

No puedes...

¡No deberías pasar!

¡Volar!

¡Tus idiotas!

Technically he says, "You shall not pass,"

but you could do "no puedes pasar"

which is "You cannot pass."

But debes is should.

You should not.

You should really think about whether

you wanna pass or not.

Okay, I'll choose 1014, please.

"Feel a Little Pinch"

Show your guys.

By Counting Crows.

Listen, I'm- deep cut,
but I love these guys.

Aaron.

♪ I woke up in the morning ♪

♪ Sun is not right now ♪

♪ Don't think something's
right right now ♪

♪ 'Cause I feel her, 'cause
I feel her in my side ♪

♪ 'Cause I feel her, 'cause
I feel her in my side ♪

♪ Sometimes it hurts so bad ♪

♪ That Jenny says what's
wrong with your back ♪

♪ And I say Jenny I'm
going to the doctor ♪

♪ Jenny, don't come round here ♪

♪ 'Cause I did not go to the doctor ♪

♪ And Jenny, she left me ♪

♪ And I think of her every day ♪

♪ I said Jenny, are you listening ♪

♪ Jenny, can I call you ♪

♪ And will you call me back ♪

♪ 'Cause I feel a little pinch ♪

♪ My heart ♪

♪ My back ♪

- Kimia.
- Yeah?

- And Jacob.
- Yeah!

Two Angelenos, who were born in LA,

raised in LA, and never left LA,

run into each other on the streets of LA.

- Oh!
- Whoa.

- Whoops.
- Hey.

- Oh, sorry I was,
- Hey, no worries dude.

I'm just going to Felipe's,

gonna get a little French dip sandwich.

- Oh, cool.
- Yeah.

I was on my way up the street

to go check out Civic Center.

Just go see City Hall.

I am from here.
- You sure?

- Yeah.
- You sure, you seem a little?

Yeah, absolutely I am.

Yeah, yeah. What street
are you on right now?

- Right now?
- Yeah, right now.

We're both walking on Sunset.

Mm, interesting, interesting.

You kind of sound like a
Cole's person if you ask me.

Cole's?

Yeah, the other French dip place

in Los Angeles in downtown.

- Oh, the-
- Again, you know.

- I do know.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do. Oh yes, I know that place.

I've been there one time.

- Hey, before we go.
- Absolutely. Yeah.

Could you just say one place
that's in LA confidently?

- Yes.
- And the cross streets.

And the cross streets of it?

Say one place and the cross streets.

The Last Bookstore.

It's nearby where we are right now.

- Uh huh.
- Downtown.

It's on Spring and Hill.

Very close. Yeah.

Close enough where I can't argue.

Two New Yorkers are so New
York we can't understand them.

- Hudson Valley!
- h*!

Hudson Valley!

New Pauls, New Pauls.

- Hey, New Pauls, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Go funky.
- Oh!

Apple stand over.

Messy north, too.

You been Poughkeepsie?

Oh my god, I'm there to
take the Hudson back, I walk.

When I tour the Hudson,
I'm walking up the MTA.

I gotta cousin over in Barstow,

he's over there at the Marist College.

Marist, dude, they got a big campus.

You could meet a couple girls too.

You remember Sweet Sue's Phoenicia.

Oh my god, the best pancakes!

Best looking pancakes!

- Best looking pancakes!
- Best looking pancakes.

Make it batter, made
it with the cake batter.

In high school, the
fight was the Irish Perkins

going on the ba*ls, yeah.
- Half-c*ck deals.

Dude, you know they took

over-
- Ticks.

Did you look at the
eggs nest over half-fulls.

- Oh my god.
- Over to the eggs nest.

And it's funny 'cause
Venetia get eggs nest too.

They got eggs nest over there?

Brick-a-brack.

Is there for real an
eggs nest in Venetia?

There is, there is, I
think there's an eggs nest.

Every reference we do-
- Every reference 100% real.

Absolutely, yeah.

The play-by-play and color commentator

for a sleeping couple
fighting over a blanket.

It's looking like it's
a nice 34 degrees outside.

Probably a temperature
of 42 degrees inside.

It's gonna get cold.

It's gonna get cold, and
you can see already tugging

from the blanket on the
left side and it's gone.

It's completely ripped over.

Oh, and Kevin has ownership.

That is one point to Kevin.
- One point for Kevin.

Oh, what's this? Hold on.

Oh, we're get a little bit of a tussle.

She has woken up from
Diane and a smack to the face

and she's got the blanket.

A point back to Diane!

Whoa, this is back and forth here.

And look at-
- It's a tie game,

it's riveting.
- Now look at

this strategy here, Kevin
is now flipping his pillow

to the cooler side.

Maybe cooler heads will prevail.

Oh my gosh, we've got
a bogey on the floor.

There's a dog trying to get into the bed.

This dog is starting to pull

on top of the blanket as well.

And that's a point for the dog.

That's a point for the dog!

That's another point for the dog.

That's another point where the dog!

Pulled it all the way off of the bed.

And I think we're gonna
have to call it for the dog.

That's four points to Bosco the pup.

I will cut you off there.

Apart from anything else,
those two men were so sick.

Centaurs who don't feel like
they belong in either culture.

So were you gonna go to
Craig's party on Saturday,

or are you still up in the air about it?

I don't know.

I feel like anytime I'm over with Craig,

he is like, how do you wear pants?

- Yeah, he really is-
- And I know he's a nice guy.

He doesn't know any better,

but I'm just like, you can't
really ask about pants.

Yeah, I was sort of up in the air

'cause I got invited to his thing,

but then also there's a field
near my house with horses.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I was maybe gonna go check that out.

It's like hard because
there's like, on the one hand,

you know, Craig and his
friends are like LOL,

you're a like bottom horse.
- Yeah, you're a horse.

But on the other hand,
horses don't have human brains.

Yes.

So it's like, what's
the ethics behind that?

- Yeah.
- Sometimes I can be human

passing, you know?

I just like-
- When you're walking

behind a fence.
- Yeah.

You can be, when you're
walking behind a fence.

Yeah, when you put on
a trench coat, you know?

And just kind of...
- Yeah, oh absolutely.

And people are like, "Oh my God,

who's that eight and
a half foot tall guy?"

- Yes, yes, yes.
- "And his cool trench coat."

Then you bring out
your alfalfa sack lunch

and they're like, "What the f*ck is that?"

Yeah.

Do you know if our hearts
are in our chest here

or down here?

Because someone asked me that at a party

and I kind of was like,

that is a super f*cking rude
question for you to ask.

And then I left and I was
like, I don't actually know.

It's time to call cut.

Jake and Lou, highly interpretable,

highly interpretable prompts.
- Okay.

A scene that will be
problematic in the year 3067.

- I got the steaks.
- Yeah.

- Two big beautiful steaks.
- Yeah, yeah.

For two big, beautiful boys.

Marbled to perfection.

Look at that fat line, baby.

Look at that f*cking fat line.

- Yeah.
- Mm.

I would love to cook that
steak for you, my good friend,

my human friend.

Oh.

Thanks, AJ.

They used to say that humans

and robots could not be friends,

but of course they can be friends

and it will always be
okay that we are friends.

Frodo and Samwise play road trip games.

I spy with my little
eye something that starts

with a G, Mr. Frodo.

I suppose it might be
the green leaves, Sam.

And yet, I fear my weary
spirit is not quite right

for gaming, burdened as it is
with the load that I carry.

But I shall do my best
to play with you, Sam.

We don't have to play.

You know, you don't have to-
- No it's fine, it's fine.

I spy with my little eye
something that begins with R.

You spy with your little eye
something that starts with R.

You know what starts
with R is Rosie Cotton.

No.

You suppose you'll ever
see her again, Sam?

I hope so, Mr. Frodo.

I think we'll come back one
time and I'll see her there

and I'll tell her she's
the love of my life.

Do you ever...

I never really pick up a vibe
from you, like, sexually.

Well why would you? I'm
sort of a confirmed bachelor.

I'm always either by myself

or hanging out with my wizard
friend or with you, Sam.

Is there something here between us?

Well, we don't have to put
a label on it, do we, Sam?

I don't feel like we do.

You're my gardener. You're
my employee, technically.

It wouldn't be right.

Even if I wanted to,
which I haven't said I do.

We've both been through a lot.

I've seen the veil of death.

I feel the weighty burden

of the evil one on me at all times.

I feel his eye even now.

But there's only one
thing that gets me through

and that's knowing that
you are always here

beside me in a platonic way?

If it's platonic, it's really intense.

- Yes.
- You know what I'm saying?

Yes, we're saying the same thing.

We're saying the same thing.

We're saying the same thing.

Wait a minute, we're playing
I Spy while this big eye

is spying on you.
- Oh, it's spying on us.

I see you, I see you.

Finally the closure we never got.

We never got.
- No joke, no joke.

Frodo and Sam Wise broach
the sexual tension.

Are you kidding?

Was the original prompt.

- Oh my God.
- Wow.

- Vic.
- Yes.

- Jiavani.
- Jiavani!

Newscasters can't turn it off at home.

Good evening, this is Vic
talking to you from the bedroom.

Good evening, Vic.

This is Jiavani coming to you from right

here in the bedroom as well.

As you can see there is
a bit of a mess in here,

sort of in the lower third
sector of the room here.

It seems as though a tornado
sort of, as you can see

behind me, just sort of swept through.

Swept through, and I
am thinking that maybe

this was not my fault in
particular, but you know,

we wanna remain unbiased.

Well, if we go to the expert
we can go ahead and see that

in fact it was your week to take chores

and unfortunately that
did not happen leading

to catastrophic results.

Shall we f*ck?

Indubitably.

Two anti-wipers' conspiracy theory.

We started this YouTube channel

because everybody is
getting rid of the most

necessary nutrient that their body needs.

- Just don't do it.
- Yeah.

Because you don't wanna
lose those valuable nutrients.

And we're talking about the sh*t-

In your as*h*le.

You are losing valuable nutrients.

You are losing valuable nutrients.

- There's a reason.
- There's an intake process.

- There's a reason.
- And then it goes out.

- And it's out.
- And soaks right back in.

And we talked to scientists.

Why do you think people
do f*cking mud baths?

Worms don't wipe their a*s.

- Dogs.
- Worms' asses are-

Covered in sh*t.

And why do you think your garden's-

Doing so good?

We burned down the
whole tushy headquarter.

Like I'll b*mb that, like we will-

Molotov c*ck.

When we think that like the


Do you think that maybe this
will make it sort of publicly

be ever seen?

Or is it our secret?

A kid at a sleepover is
clearly the principal undercover.

Yeah, I got Super Nintendo
and some cherry cokes

so we can rage until the sun comes up.

That sounds absolutely fantastic.

Yeah, I got Mortal
Kombat with the blood code.

I'm scared of blood.

You're in trouble then,
'cause I got a stack

of spooky movies and some
of these get pretty intense.

Where is this cherry coke you speak of?

It's right there in the cooler.

But get this, my dad didn't notice.

I snuck one of his Keystone Lights.

That's my fav...

I mean...

Favorite beer to watch
my grandfather drink.

Maybe we shouldn't be drinking
that because we are children.

What else would we do on a night

where we can really cut loose?

We should all talk
about how we really like

the principal at school actually.

Isn't he the coolest guy you've ever seen?

I wanna grow up to be just like him.

Not me. He's still doing
the boom blow it up thing.

He's still trying to keep that going.

That's such a funny roast.

The priest taking your
confessional might be playing

a drinking game.

I haven't really done
one of these before.

Tell me your sins, my, my, my friend.

It's not really like a sin,

I just like, I don't, I
don't know what I'm doing

with my life and I feel
like I'm just like,

I feel like I'm just like
aimlessly wandering along, right?

So you're feeling lost?

Yeah.

Yeah I'm feeling really lost.

Uh huh.

It can be tough to feel aimless.

- Yeah.
- Mm hm.

And it's just like my sister is a-

- Yeah, your sister.
- A doctor.

Yep, yep, yep.

And I feel like I just
like, I'm just having these

horrible thoughts about
her all the time, right?

And I'm just like-
- Are you a middle child?

Yeah, I am, and it's-

- Josh.
- Huh?

- And Anna.
- Yes.

A vaguely European couple with

an inscrutable relationship status.

Define inscrutable.

It means impossible to determine.

One cafe au lait.

Yeah, one cafe au lait.

So not your daughter, but my daughter.

- Right.
- Does often question

things too, you know?
- She's was what?

- Question things?
- Oh, she's questioned things.

Sort about who, what we are and why-

Well, that's fine.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Because she's learning

and so much.
- Yes, about us and about

the world too, but your daughter.

Your daughter is too.

Is not my daughter, but-
- My daughter.

- Yes.
- Who is related

to your daughter.
- Correct.

Told me that she's also confused.

Yes, and that is quite
the interesting thing.

That's what I find so...

Two cafe au lait, we ordered two

cafe au lait.
- Two cafe au lait.

Actually, you know what?
Make it four cafe au lait.

I ordered one cafe, you had two?

You had one?
- No, I want two,

I want two now.
- So we'll take four together.

Four together. And a croissant.

And then maybe we'll
pay together because maybe

our resources are shared.
- Oh, we'll pay.

- Or maybe not.
- No, they are.

- Okay.
- If we say so.

And sometimes they're not.

I now pronounce you

man and-
- Wait, wait, seems

a little too-
- That's a little too rushed.

Let's just do that,
that's what they want.

Done.

Give them, give the pigs their slop.

That's what the people want.

You have to give the people 2002.

Let's see what Rashawn thinks I want

and I'll tell you if she's right.

"Prenup" by Beyonce and Jay-Z.

I do want it.

♪ Yuh ♪

♪ It's your boy ♪

♪ And B, yo ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, you get none of my dough ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, you get none of my dough ♪

♪ Okay ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ You get none of my dough ♪
♪ Okay ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Is this the HOV ♪

♪ Doing my thing, here with the B ♪

♪ With no finger in the ring ♪

♪ Have to understand
every single little bit ♪

♪ Got a prenup 'cause I'ma keep my sh*t ♪

♪ I keep most of it on
my side of the fence ♪

♪ Married three times,
I'm a king of experience ♪

♪ That's a detergent and I am earning it ♪

♪ Cash in my pocket like a
rocket are you burning it ♪

♪ Prenup ♪

♪ You can't have my money ♪
♪ No ♪

♪ I earned this back in Destiny's Child ♪

♪ Sup from California ♪

♪ It's just me in my stilettos ♪

♪ You're not taking my dinero ♪

♪ Take your a*s back to Marcy Projects ♪

♪ We getting a prenup, baby ♪

♪ The marriage laws are horribly skewed ♪

♪ Prenup, baby ♪

♪ Be careful ♪
♪ We were so crazy ♪

♪ In love but we got a prenup ♪

♪ We got a prenup, baby ♪
♪ Prenup ♪

♪ Baby ♪
♪ Prenup, baby ♪

♪ Prenup ♪

♪ I'm the air beneath your
wings and you lift me ♪

♪ But our sh*t's going 50/50, prenup ♪

♪ I'm coming in and leaving
with what I brought ♪

♪ That's a lesson that my lawyer ♪

♪ At that five worded law firm taught ♪

♪ Yeah, we signed a prenup ♪

Wow.

Holy sh*t.

Ah, the running gag.

Comedians have been using
it to annoy hosts like me

for over a hundred years ever
since it was first invented

by I think Evelyn Tucci.

Because I reorder episodes
after a season is shot,

that means running gags
that span between episodes

that no longer make sense out of order

end up on the cutting room floor.

Here's a particularly funny and
annoying one you didn't see,

as well as one you did see
that only occurred to me

after the fact was all quotes from

the video game Star Fox 64.

Congratulations, Jake, you
pulled a fast one on me.

What was that font called zapfono?

- Zapfino.
- Zapfino.

Add the tilty, yes.

We tilted up, we're in sync.

We've been working together
at least 15, 20 years so-

Oh yeah, Jack and Josh?

J and J?
- J and J Prods,

that's our production company.

Sorry, just wanted a shout out.

Oh the two of you have a
production company together?

Yeah, so we do expendables,
we'll do party gels.

- Yeah.
- We do C-47s,

Cardellini Clamps, Linguine Clamps.

Now I would've done this physically,

but I thought it might've been interesting

just to kind of lock eyes just over it.

Jackie Cam. Sup, Jackie?

That's my operator.

We have a company, no big deal.

You and Jackie have your own company?

Yeah, yeah.

So it's J and J Expendables.

We got party gels, condors,
and that's just it.

Just party gels and condors.

Check out my new Expendables
company J and J Expendables,

It's run by the operator Jackie.

Shout out to Jackie, my camera operator.

We, I dunno, we rent out
LEDs, Cardellini clamps,

party lights and most of the crates used

to put party gels into.

Since nobody seems to
use party gels anymore.

So, enjoy.

You have to text Jackie at a
number to do business with us.

We don't have a truck but I
pile everything into my Fiat,

and we'll just pretty much
go to wherever you need to.

Do you do chairs, director's chairs?

Absolutely not.

Do you think anyone will ever see this?

It is a weirdly existential question.

Do you think anyone will ever see this?

Will this be lost to time?

While you're asking
yourself this question,

I want you to check out my new
company J and J Expendables.

And next up.

Why does an ad for J
and J Expendables play

after every single video?

Anyway, I think I'll check
out J and J Expendables

'cause it's Josh and
Jackie's expendable shop.

I hear they have party
gels, a bunch of crates

to put party gels in, one
condor and no sprinter.

Has anybody here actually
had a for real nickname.

Sometimes they call
me Party Gel, Keno Flow,

and just a quick reminder
while we're on the subjay,

reach out out to J and J Expendables

'cause we've got pretty much
all your expendable needs.

Do a barrel roll!

That's my buzzer sound.

Oh, that's your buzzer sound.

- That's my buzzer sound.
- Thank you Jake.

Thanks for distinguishing.

Yeah.
- For sure.

- Jake.
- c*ck little freak.

Again, that is my buzzer sound.

Sorry, your buzzer sound was?

c*ck little freak.

Got it. Okay.

Uh huh, yes.

And your contribution to the game, Jake?

Oh, of course.

Location confirmed, sending supplies.

Again, that is just the buzzer sound.

Oh my God. Jake, Jesus Christ.

I still don't understand it.

- I don't either.
- I don't know,

you're just gonna have to
watch all three to understand.

- Wait, did you tell a story?
- There's a story arc?

It's not necessarily a story.

They're just related.

I told you there's a map.

If you really look into all

of my episodes, there's a map.

I told you this.

Now you're sounding like QAnon Santa.

An intervention for one
wheel on the shopping cart.

Front wheel to the left.

I feel like I used to know which direction

you were headed in.

Man, what the f*ck
you talking about, man?

- Come on, please.
- What the f*ck

you talking about?
- Please, come on.

Hey, she flew all the way in here.

Front wheel to the
left, I wrote this down.

Front wheel to the left, I
used to feel like I really knew

what direction you were headed in

'cause it was the same direction

that front wheel to the
right was headed in.

- Thank you.
- And that helped me know-

Thank you.

- Back wheel to the left-
- Thank you.

Where I was going, and now
the wheel I used to look up to

never goes in the same direction.

I don't know what

you're talking about.
- Hey, hey, hey!

We're not supposed to crosstalk.

We're not supposed to crosstalk.

- No crosstalk.
- What are you talking about?

You heard what he said, no crosstalk.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Stop it.

I just wish we could go back to the days

where we pushed as a unit instead

of feeling like you were
always pulling away.

Or could you help us see why you wanna go

so round and round and round?

'Cause maybe it's something beautiful.

- Thank you.
- Signed, back left wheel.

Love always.

Wow.

That took a lot of strength.

No it didn't.

It was stupid.
- Hey, hey, hey!

Shut up! Shut up!
- That's how I roll.

One lost hiker suggests
cannibalism way too soon.

Okay, so I think we took a wrong turn

on the fork here, but it's fine.

I think if we just sort of cut back then

we should be able to hit
the top of the mountain.

- It's getting dark.
- That's fine.

Yeah, I'm just a little
worried that we might

lose the trail at night.

It's okay, there's a sign right here.

Honestly, I think, I mean we're just

at the wrong parking lot.

How much water do we have?

Okay, I have like half my Hydroflask.

I got my CamelBak here,
so we got like a fourth

of that maybe.
- Okay, great. Yeah.

Uh huh.
- So yeah, I mean like,

listen, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

We're still like 10 miles out.



- Okay.
- Let me see if I have

a Clif bar or anything.
- I think I have

a granola bar maybe.
- Yeah, I don't.

Here's a granola.

What, do I stink or something?

- Ew.
- Ew?

- It's been a long hike.
- Sorry.

I'm sorry if I'm smelly.

I just can't have granola.

Oh, with your peanut allergy.

- Oh, I have a fruit leather.
- Oh yeah, take that.

No thank you.

I just, it's really gross to me.

Oh, okay. Do you wanna split it?

Yeah, I'll split the fruit leather.

And then, we can eat our
half of the granola bar.

Do you have anything else?

I, yeah, I got some thin mints.

I got-
- Thin mints? No.

I don't like a chocolate with a mint.

You must not be that hungry.

I'm f*cking starving.

- You not be that hungry.
- We gotta start walking.

You're right, we're losing light.

Can I ask you a question?

Am I your friend or not?

Zac, you're one of
my oldest best friends.

- Okay.
- And I met you last year

and I like you-

It's just like I'm really f*cking hungry

and I'm like, I want to eat some meat

and I just like it's, I
know you're my best friend

and everything, but like I think

I'm gonna have to eat your hand at least.

- Sorry, what?
- Excuse me?

It's just time.

Oh whoa.

- Go, go, go, go!
- Go, go, go, go!

A foley artist overdubs
a scene from the movie

"I Break All Your Bones."

All right guys, y'all ready?

We're gonna roll on 'take.'

All right, cool. Here we go.

You're gonna hear three
beeps and then you'll start.

Ready? Here we go.

And boop, boop, boop.

I break all your bones.

Boom!

Wee, wee!

All right.

I think I'll cut you off
with the zombification.

I think.

- Yes sir.
- 1058.

Oh my god.
- "Bad Tipper" by Prince.

Oh my god, getting into character already.

Already there.

Ladies and gentlemen,
gentlemen, gentlemen.

We gathered, gathered here
at Bob's Big Boy, Big Boy.

It's two o'clock in the morning, morning.

And these guys just came
in from a long night

of doing improv, improv.

There's like 20 of them, 20.

♪ Because I was just working ♪

♪ Minding my business
as this table came in ♪

♪ I find they wanted to sit down ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I assume what you want baby ♪

♪ They want a little bit of pancakes ♪

♪ And this one wants eggs without cheese ♪

♪ That would want egg with cheese ♪

♪ And an Arnold Palmer ♪

♪ You want Sweet'N Low, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ And some Tabasco ♪

♪ That's no problem ♪

♪ I write it down, give it to the chef ♪

♪ And he makes it and I give it to you ♪

♪ Oh, two hours later it's a $300 bill ♪

♪ $300 tab ♪

♪ And I look at the check ♪

♪ And they just tipped
me $10 on a $300 tip ♪

♪ Bad tipper ♪

♪ You, bad tipper ♪

♪ You, white guy wearing Versace ♪

♪ And this is what I got from you ♪

♪ You're a bad tipper ♪

♪ Not even 10%, that would be a $30 ♪

♪ You can't do math ♪

♪ So, this is what I give you, you ♪

♪ Boom, because you're a very bad tipper ♪

♪ Such a bad tipper, such a bad tipper ♪

♪ That's why I peed in your orange juice ♪

♪ In your orange juice ♪

♪ Bad tipper ♪

That does it for us
here at "Make Some Noise,"

but don't touch that metaphorical dial.

"Game Changer" is just around the corner,

sh**ting in two weeks my time.

And this season is the most
ambitious we've ever done.

Also, all new Dropout
programming is in the works.

If you haven't seen any
of it yet, you soon will.

As the platform grows, so
does the content offering,

and I am giddy with excitement

over what we have to show to you.

It is as ever a pleasure and a privilege

to do the make 'em ups for you.

See you on the internet.