02x07 - Adam and Eve Broach an Open Relationship

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Tonight, one of those lizards

that can run across water,

it's Zac Oyama!

Confidently going to the wrong podium,

it's Jacob Wysocki!
- Hey, Sam!

Just going to my normal spot.

And, trying to
explain to a stranger

that they have the wrong podium

is Vic Michaelis.

What's up, Vic?
- Hey, how you doing?

Hey, Zac.
- Hi, how are you?

Hey.

Hey.

They're all here to-

Make Some Noise!

Welcome to "Make Some Noise,"

the game so good, we
spun it off unchanged.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

Here's how the show works.

I have a here a series of
improvisational prompts

our players have never seen before.

Isn't that right, players?

- Yeah.
- Yes.

I don't know.

When you run like a lizard,

you're using muscles
you're not normally using.

- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

They will, to the best of their ability,

fulfill those prompts.

I will award them corresponding points,

and the winner will go home
with the coveted Golden Ear,

which may look fine, but the
stench is simply unbearable.

Players, are you ready to rumble?

- Yes.
- I'm ready.

Let's get ready to rumble.

- To make some noise-
- Oh, man.

Wait.

First up, a little
amuse-bouche, if you will.

I still don't know
what an amuse-bouche is.

It amuses your bouche.

Now I get it.

Firstly, Mr. Oyama.

Hi.

An election reporter without
any touchscreen finesse.

Okay, guys.

These are early results.

As you know, we're gonna
get some of these more,

the bluer areas are gonna come in later,

because they're processing
those votes as they happen.

It's larger percentage of people in this,

in this county.

This is DeKalb County, and it's, um,

as you can see, this is absolutely where

we have to pay attention.

Don't be surprised when this,

when this-

When this area completely flips, okay?

Because it is known to do a lot

of Republican voting at top,

and then a lot more
mail-in ballots are gonna,

are gonna come in over here.

I'll cut you off there, Zac.

Really channeling CNN.

It's stressful.
- Yeah.

A pinch to zoom amount of points for you.

Okay.

- Jake.
- Hi.

Happy to be here?

- Let me just say.
- Yeah.

I'm happy to be here.

An evil laugh turned asthma attack.

And that's why no one will live!

Hold on.

I've got it.

It's got my guy.

I gotta run a steam shower.

Gotta break up in the mucus

in my bronchial tubes.

Who's got my guy?

Jake.

I don't know about this guy living,

let alone everybody else.

Yeah.

Let's say a 160 over 4.5
amount of points for you.

That's a little asthma inhaler joke

for my fellow asthma sufferers out there.

Vic.
- Yeah.

You always look so worried.

'Cause I am!

A hi-yah for every Tae Kwon Do belt.

So you start off with
your white belt here,

and as a white belt, you're new.

You don't know anybody, right?

And you're alone in the world.

Hi-yah.

Next, we got our yellow belt.

You know a couple more people, right?

Yeah, for sure.

You're getting a little more friendly,

a little more friends,
but you're still sort of,

you're in the system.

Hi-yah.
- Ooh.

Ooh!

Next, we're going onto orange belt.

Okay, you've been there three months,

six months, nine months now.

You're feeling a little bit
of unbridled confidence.

Maybe you started sparring in classes.

Hi-yah!
- Ooh!

Yeah, we're getting
a little more excited.

Then we get to green.

You entered your first
tournament, you lost.

You're dejected, you're defeated.

Hi-yah.

- Whoa, we're back down.
- We're sad again.

We're back down.

We've regressed.
- Then, we get to

light blue.

Light blue, you know, we're in the middle.

Can I help you?

Well, you're getting close in a way

that I think I might get hi-yahed.

Light blue, you've been doing this

for a couple years now.

We're mixing it up.

We're getting confident.

So maybe it's not a hi-yah anymore.

It's a ki-yah!

You know?

We're not worried about
following the rules anymore.

We get to a dark blue belt.

Hi-yah!

More confident in the gut.

Brown.

The mountain belt.

Maybe you're teaching some classes,

the little ninjas is what they
call them, the preschoolers.

Hi-yah.

Ah.

And you're getting in their face.

Okay, so we get to red belt.

You're getting close to graduating

into that black belt phase.

So maybe you don't care.

Hi-yah.
- Oh!

- Then you go to-
- Senioritis.

Deputy belt.

You are so close to black belt,

but you have to be there for a year.

Are you gonna make it?

Are you not?

You gotta take a test.

Am I gonna pass the test?

I don't know.
- The suspense.

But you're gonna give
it everything you got.

So that's gonna be a good
old-fashioned hi-yah!

Should I do the kick?

Do it.

I won't.

Because you're withholding,

because you're not a black belt yet.

Wow.

Vic.

Yeah, I mean, I took karate,

as you know, and not Tae Kwon Do.

So I'll go with what I know

and say a pinan one
amount of points for you.

So that's one point that I got for that?

Just to clarify.

- Zachary.
- Okay.

Runner-up in the 2023
air guitar championships.

Wow.

Second place.

Are we sure?

Ooh.

Ooh.

What?

What is happening?

Are you sure?

Whoa.

Oh sh*t.

Oh!

Oh!

But congrats to Craig.

Silver medal amount
of points for you, Zac.

Which brings us right to Jake.

It's about that time.

Winner of the 2023 air
guitar championships.

What's up, f*ck?

I'm Craig!

sh*t.

Hey God, can I get that pick?

Transform, guitar.

Thank you so much.

Don't forget, I'm playing
for children's rights.

Incredible.

Wait-

Hey.

Good job.

Yeah, I mean, sorry Zac.

I think we gotta say a gold medal

amount of points for Jake.
- I would agree.

Vic.

A person in line for the buffet

feels the need to make a little comment

about every dish.

Salad.

Oh, mac and cheese?

My mom.

Okay.

Oh my god, jello.

Who puts jello on buffets anymore?

It's like, there are no kids here.

It's not a kids buffet.

Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts.

Okay.

The big finisher.

A little piece of cake.

Little piece of cake for this
little piece of cake, right?

Okay, all right,

well, enjoy the conference.

Wow!

I feel like you sort of turned it around

on them at the end there, Vic,

for suddenly they looked
like the assholes.

Yeah, well they're crazy.

I mean, it's one thing
if they're strangers,

but if they're at the
conference with you, then-

Yeah, we work in the same office.

- Damn.
- 12 years.

f*ck.

What's my middle name?

- I don't know.
- Nobody knows.

Wow.

Yeah, it's tough.

Unlimited crab leg
amount of points for you.

- Okay.
- Whoa.

Okay.

I'll take it.

Zac.

Marvel announces that phase
five is All Raisin Man.

What's up, Comic Con?

It's me, Kevin!

Give it up!

Woo!

We have some big
projects coming your way.

Thanos was one of the biggest villains

our world has ever seen,

and then we followed it up

with an even bigger villain,

that guy that's kind of, uh-

- Kang!
- Kang, yeah.

You got it.

You've heard of Spiderman.

We've heard of the X-Men.

Woo!

But what about Raisin Man?

Who?

Raisin Man?

Which comic is he in?

Well, he's not in the comic,

because we don't have to do that if we,

I'm in charge.

In 2024, we're kicking things off

with "Appearance of Raisin Man."

"Raisin Man Chronicles" on Disney+.

"Raisin Man Shits on the Avengers"

in a one on one fight.

And, and what's the name of the third one?

Grape Boy.

"Grape Boy: Origins of Raisin Man"

coming to theaters

at the end of 2024.

Listen, uh, it's my greatest honor

to bring you these pictures, and uh-

- Hey, Kevin?
- Hmm?

Most everybody cleared out.

I would like to see all of it.

I would.
- They crushed a*s, man.

A amount
of points for you, Zac.

Whoa.

Unfortunately, half of
your points just disappeared.

Jake.

Hi.

A Top Chef contestant shows off

his disastrous dish to the judges.

Good evening, chefs.

I'm very excite,

I'm very, I'm excited and I'm nervous

to show you my dish.

It is unfortunately my right hand.

It's caramelized in a chicken reduction

where I use a bit of broth,

and I heated the flesh of
my hand with that broth

so it sort of just
crinkled up like cracklins.

I wanted to make a nice chile
verde omelette for you guys,

but as I was cutting the pork,

I had a bit of a whoopsie.

And I thought this is a
moment for me to improvise.

So...

Munch on my hand.

Finger each.

Now you're gonna taste
something in the back,

and you're gonna go, what's that?

And unfortunately, it is my foot.

Absolutely inspired.

A giant choice, showing
the judges the hand

that you severed.

A mise en place amount of points for you.

Last prompt of round one, Vic.

A true crime podcast about the Hamburglar

from the Ronald McDonald
suite of characters.

A silent tube slide.

The pitter-patter of fries
leaving the cone into the basket.

A mother shouting at her
two children to quiet down.

These are the sounds of
the Reseda McDonald's

on 4th and 19th street.

Hi, my name is Sarah Canofcoke,

and I'm here to bring you-

an interesting mystery,

one that maybe you know well,

and maybe you don't know at all.

The hat.

The shoes.

The misunderstood face.

His name is the Hamburglar.

It's really hard to say.
- Oh, that's good.

- Hamburglar.
- Hamburglar.

Hamburglar.

Hi.

I'm a Hamburglar.

My favorite food
thief is the Hamburglar.

My favorite food thief

is the Hamburglar.

Yeah.

I think I gotta say, I'm lovin' it.

And that would equate
to, like, three points?

Let's say two golden arches.

Okay, two points.

It's time for our first mini game.

This is a mini game we like to call

Wrong Answers Only:

Noise-canceling Headphones Edition.

How this is gonna work is I'm gonna ask

each of our players to don
noise-canceling headphones.

I'll then ask them a series of questions.

They will give me their answers

based on what they think they heard.

My favorite answer takes the point.

Go ahead and put your headphones on.

Wow.

Question one.

What would you say is your biggest fear?

It sounds like I'm in a
planetarium concert right now.

Just can't even think thoughts right.

Jake, what about you?

Jim Carrey.

Vic, what would you
say is your biggest fear?

Uh, I'm a vegetarian.

That point is going to Vic.

Me?

Question two.

Does anything unusual turn you on?

If I run at like a slow run,

I would say a pace of like
nine minute 30 seconds

for about four or five miles.

Jake.



Vic, what about you?

Monopoly, if I'm looking
to have a bad time.

That next one is going to Jake.

Question three, what do you
want written on your gravestone?

Zac?

I'm more of a lake guy than,

I don't really go to the beach.

Jake, what about you?

What do you want written
on your gravestone?

A big old Harley Davidson.

That tracks.

Vic?

Your gravestone.

My sister, but I don't
think we could spend

that much time together.

That's going to be Jake.

Okay.

Last question.

If you could go back and
meet your 10-year-old self,

what would you say?

Well, we would go to, like,
Gulf Shores area of Alabama,

which is like the
panhandle next to Florida.

Jake.

I think to overcome fear,

you have to put yourself in front of it,

maybe not like the big version of it,

and so you work up to it.

And Vic, what about you?

♪ I may never ride in the cavalry ♪

♪ March in the infantry ♪

♪ sh**t the a*tillery ♪

♪ I may never something, da-da-da ♪

♪ But I'm in the Lord's army ♪

Yes sir!

I think we're gonna say
that one goes to Vic as well.

And that is a mini game.

Welcome back to round two,

where our players will
now test their talents

in teams of two.

Zac.
- Yes.

- Jake.
- Yes.

Wood shop kids weirdly competitive

about their spoons.

Hey, did you finish your spoon?

Let's just say, um,

someone's getting an A in this class.

How many hours did you put in?

I was coming in on Saturdays,

two hours a day, just-

Oh, just one of the weekends?

Just one of the days of the weekend-

I was in a couple of Saturdays.

But you weren't in Sundays?

No, I wasn't in Sundays, 'cause I was-

Oh, that's interesting.

- I was going to church.
- That's interesting.

- I was going-
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

God understood that I had an assignment,

so he, like, let me put
it on hold or whatever.

Interesting.

Because God actually thought that

a true carpenter would go to church.

Hmm.

It's just crazy, I was like
woken up in a cold sweat,

and there was just sort of like,

this like ball of wings with eyes on it,

and it was like, I'm what
an angel really looks like,

and you're meant to be a spoonman.

No, I know who that is-

Because it actually, they stopped by me.

Oh, when?

What time?

When?

Uh, 2:15 on, uh, last Thursday.

Monday for me.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- The Monday before that?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What they told me was like,

you are meant to lead carpenters,

and so-
- Oh.

- I feel like-
- Yeah.

- I don't know how I feel.
- Yeah, yeah.

I think mine was a little more specific,

just like a spoonman, but yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

So yours is a little broad.

Can I see it?
- Uh, yeah.

This is what it looks like.
- Oh, that's nice.

As you can see, it has like a nice

linseed oil finish on it.
- Uh-huh.

You don't mind if I show you mine?

Yeah, absolutely.

You can show me your spoon.

What am I gonna do?

Bow to me.

Bow to me.

Who's the spoonman?

You're the spoonman

- Who's the spoonman?
- You're the spoonman.

Stand.

And cut!

That's a big spoon.

I can't compete.

Unbelievable.

An extra credit amount of points

for the two of you.

Jake and Vic.

Yes.

Adam and Eve broach
an open relationship.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Oh, that was a great swim.
- Yes.

Yeah, the river was really nice today.

Yeah, I mean, it's a
beautiful temperature.

Oh, it's so perfect.

It's always a beautiful temperature.

- It's always so good.
- Yeah.

- So nice.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got, uh, some food.

Got an apple.
- Come on.

No, I was just wondering

if you wanted an apple.

No, I'm good.

Please.

Please don't eat that.

Why wouldn't I eat the apple?

You know the f*ck' deal.

Snake gave it to me, okay?

Yeah, snake gave me the apple.

Hanging out with the snake again, huh?

Are you serious right now?

It's just odd.

You spend a lot of time with the snake.

Yeah, well the snake likes my ideas.

- Uh, and I don't?
- Don't.

Stop.
- I love your ideas.

I'm not, no you don't.

I said let's go for a walk.

You said, again?

There's f*ck' three things to do here.

f*ck, go in the river, and go for a walk.

Okay, well you don't seem
to wanna f*ck me anymore,

so I'm saying let's go for a walk.

Whoa.

Look.

You know that I'm, like, trying to heal

some trauma right now,

so I'm shutting off my
kundalini, all right?

If you-

Okay, I'm sorry that
I'm made from your rib-

My kundalini is shut off.

I'm sorry, okay?

I know you're trying to
heal from the trauma.

I apologize.

But if you need to get f*cked,

let's, maybe we can just,

maybe we can broaden this out.

If it's about you getting hammered.

Great, that would rock, actually.

Thank you.
- Yeah.

Let's set some ground rules.

Well, I think we should
maybe put people on our list.

Okay.

So who's on your list?

Who's on your list, Adam?

Don't.

No, who's on your list, Adam?

I've been f*cking the snake.

What?

What are you talking about?

All right, we'll cut you off there.

There was a piece of that

that was so f*cking grounded

before it went off the rails.

God, I mean the acting.

Acting that happens here onstage.

Honestly, I really like that game.

And I think I'm gonna say
a biblical amount of points

for the two of you.

And that's gonna be tough to compete with.

Okay.

- Vic.
- Yes.

And Zac.

Okay.

Professional models
couples posing tutorial.

When you're presenting
yourself as a couple,

and selling things that involve two people

rather than one, there's
a bunch of go-to moves.

Number one, just check
in with each other,

look in each others' eyes.

And then you're just gonna
wanna sort of slouch,

is sort of the first thing.

So you're sort of in,

and then you melt together
like an ice cream cone, right?

And there's multiple ways to melt.

- Yeah, yeah.
- So as you see,

sort of like the back melt.

You can sort of go into
the front melt, right?

Selling watches.

Selling hats.

Selling earrings.

I think why this is so important

is 'cause you can use
this across the board.

Any ad campaign at all.

Yeah.

- One-
- Two, three.

And I will-

cut you off there.

The two of you.

I mean, if you got it, flaunt it

amount of points for the both of you.

Zac and Jake.

This Airbnb owner sure is
hanging out for a while.

Yeah man, so, uh, you know.

Coffee.
- Nice.

There's a couple snacks in the freezer.

Go for it.

- Oh, thank you.
- Go for it.

Hey treat this place-
- Yeah.

- Like it's your place.
- I appreciate it.

So I'm just here for the weekend,

and I think it'll be pretty easy-breezy.

Yeah, where do you
want me to put your bags?

- I got it, I think.
- Nah, nah.

I just, um, right here.

Yeah, so I'm, uh,

you know, I'm a little jet lagged,

so I think I'm probably just
gonna take a little rest.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go ahead and get settled in.

Do you want me to tuck you in?

I'm okay.

I'm just gonna wash up,

and you go ahead and-

- You're washing up?
- I'm just gonna wash up.

- I thought I had it from 12?
- Oh yeah, check-in's 12.

- Yeah.
- Check-in's 12.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And just, to be clear,

there's that little shack over there.

I don't know if that's part of this.

Is there a shack over there?

Oh yeah, that is a shack.

That's odd.

Crazy.

You don't know that there's-

You get ready for bed.

I'll wash up.

Are you gonna stay in that
little shack over there?

No, I'm just gonna wash up,

and I'm gonna get out of your hair.

And you won't hear from me,

you won't see from me,

unless you need me.

In that case, you can hit this button

and it'll page a buzzer in the shack.

I mean-

What are you doing?

Look, I'm sorry if I'm coming off-

I thought you were tired, man.

You're asking a lot of questions

for a tired guy.

Who's in the shack?

Sometimes you shouldn't ask questions

you already know the answer to.

I will cut you off there.

I really like the guilt trip

at the end of that.

The door code is 1357 amount of points

for the both of you.

- 1357.
- So many points.



Jake and Vic.

- Yes.
- Hi.

Politely asking the deli guy,

Mr. Mayonnaise, for no mayo.

Hey, welcome to the deli, sweetheart.

What can I make for you, okay?

I'm sorry, I work
right around the corner.

I keep seeing this store.

Oh, you never been here?

No, no.

But-

This is Mr. Mayonnaise's Mansion.

The best sandwiches this
side of where we are.

Okay.

Well, I work, um, I work at corporate

right next door.

Uh, not corporate here.

Oh, the corporate?

Yeah, Adidas corporate.

Big bucks over here!

Okay.

I'm sure you'll be getting
extra meat, Mrs. Corporate.

Okay.

Uh yeah, yeah actually.

I'll do the double ham.

Can I sub the lettuce for spinach?

Oh, of course.

Of course, yes.

Great.

And then I think I'm gonna
do, uh, mustard, for sure.

Right, nice.

Okay.

And I'll do the, um,

the, uh, the vinegar
and the um, olive oil.

Mm-hmm.

- And I think-
- Okay.

- That's-
- Are you sure?

That's good, sauce.

Sauce-wise, for me.
- Are you sure?

That's it?

- I'll get the mayo, and-
- All right, that's a girl!

There's my girl!

Come on!
- Yeah, and, you know what?

Actually, take the
spinach off, that's fine.

Great, nice.

And you can just do the lettuce.

And then the mayo off.
- Okay.

And I think that's good.

- That last part?
- Yup.

Is that a g*n?

Hey, listen.

Hey, no it's locked.
- It's locked.

That's not gonna work in here.

There's no reception.

I'm gonna cut this off there.

What an incredible choice.

You trying to be sneaky,

trying to get it in, get it out?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not on Mr. Mayo's watch.

Mr. Mayonnaise is packing.

Yeah, egg and cheese with
a supy amount of points

for the both of you.

Vic.
- Yes.

- And Zac.
- Okay.

- Very last prompt.
- Okay.

Of round two.

And a bit of a sequel prompt.

Maybe it was a bad idea

to break up on a rollercoaster.

Whoa, okay.

Three, two, one.

Go!

- Who's Sandra?
- What?

Who's Sandra?

Uh, I just, it's a friend!

Oh, really?

What kind of friend?

She's just someone who like,

I just think is cool!

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah?

Well you know who I think is cool?

My Pilates instructor!
- Okay.

And you don't see me texting

my Pilates instructor
on Words for Friends!

I mean, what are we even
doing right now, right?

This doesn't feel healthy to me.

Oh, this doesn't feel healthy to you?

Whoa!

Do you even wanna be here?

We came with your family.

I enjoy it here.

That's not what I asked!

I asked, do you wanna be here?

No, okay?

I don't want to be here!

Then f*cking leave!

Oh no, why is it doing this?

Oh no!

Seems like our engines have failed.

What are we gonna do?

I'm just thinking maybe we need to take

a little bit of a break.

We fueled up.

Three, two, one!

Go!

And cut!

Love that, the two of you,

can always count on you to give me

a healthy amount of backstory.

What was the first fight?

I was just-

Massage chairs.

- Oh yes.
- Ah, yes.

Yeah, a double loop amount of points

for the both of you.

Loop-de-loop.

That brings us to our second mini game.

The mini game in question,
Alternate Universe.

The category is Santa.

How this is gonna work, players.

I am gonna start you off

with three alternate
universe Santas to perform,

and then after I do, you are gonna buzz in

and pitch me on your own.

Does that make sense?

- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

- Zac.
- Mm-hmm.

Three elves in a trench coat Santa.

h*, h*, h*!

Happy Christmas to everyone!

As you know, we've been absolute,

I've been absolutely swamped up here.

The elves didn't unionize and crush Santa-

or anything like that.

Power to the people!

Next up, Jake.

Q-Anon Santa.

h*, h*, h*!

Hello, children.

You're f*ck' being lied to.

Okay?

Every single one of you beautiful minds

are being wrought by the liberal agenda!

And that'll do it, Jake.

Last but not least, Vic.

Ate too may edibles, paranoid
and keeping it together Santa.

Don't know about that one, man.

h*.

Keep it together.

h*, h*, h*, um.

Presents.

Um, okay.

Is there any cookies?

And I'll cut you off

there, Vic.

Now players, if you would be so kind

as to pitch me any Santa.

Location confirmed.

Sending supplies.

Again, that is just the buzzer.

Oh my god, Jake.

WWE Santa?

Love it.

All right brother,
I'm gonna come in there,

and I'm gonna take your presents!

I'm coming down your chimney,

and I'm gonna create some
havoc in the home, brother!

That rattled my f*ck' ribcage.

I liked it.

Vic.

Waiting for deadbeat dad Santa?

Love it.

Yeah, don't worry.

I'll be back in the workshop in a second.

My dad's taking me fishing this weekend,

and then I will go ahead,

and will be back in the
workshop with the elves

on Monday sharp, but he's coming,

and it's gonna be pretty exciting.

I'll bring back fish for everybody.

Oh no!

- Sun.
- No, it's fine.

- Moon.
- Huh?

Oh, okay.
- Sun.

- Oh, sorry.
- Moon.

Thought I heard my dad.

Sun, moon.

Okay, it's Monday.

I will cut you off there, Vic.

- Heart wrenching.
- So sad.

Zac.

Santa that's just, um,
actually a hog that got loose.

h*, h*-

Oh gosh, gosh!

My daughter just wants to sit on your lap!

We just wanna sit on your, okay.

Tell him what you want.

- I don't want to-
- Tell him what you want.

This is the only way to get presents?

Yes, tell him what you want.

And we're gonna take the picture,

and it's good memories.

I want joy for my family for Christmas,

and it's been a tough year-

And I will cut you off there, Zac.

That is a remarkably good hog impression.

I know.

Location confirmed.

Sending supplies.

Jake.

European Santa, but he doesn't want

anybody to know that he's European.

He wants to seem American.

I love it.

h*, h*, h*, man!

So many cool hot dogs tonight!

Hey!

It's good to have you around, Santa.

Oh, I got you all presents!

Oh.

Yeah, you've been a good man!

A good man, my boy!

Thank you.

And here you go.

It's stroopwafel!

Totally old school!

So retrospective!

I will cut you off there!

The accent that's the non-accent.

Vic.

Santa who's trying to tell someone

they're at the wrong podium.

Love that.

Go for it.

Oh.

Hi.

Uh, can I tell you what I want-

- No, it's fine.
- Yeah.

Location confirmed.

Sending supplies.

Jake.

Um, three small Santas.

- Oh.
- Great.

All right, so I'm gonna diddly up

the Western hemisphere.

And then, you think you can you can handle

the Southern hemisphere, and you can-

Wow, giving me
the Southern hemisphere.

Well, it's a big important job.

It is a big important job,

but I'm just saying, we all know why

you wanna go to the Northern hemisphere.

Why?

Tell me why?

Because it's closer to your house.

You want to do the Northern?

If you want to do the Northern-

Yeah, I want to do the Northern.

No, I was offering,

I was offering to this-
- No.

Why would you offer it to me

if you don't wanna do it?

- Do you want to it?
- Yes, I want to do it.

No, not you-

Well then why
don't I get to choose?

Why don't you just let the person

who wants to do the Northern do it?

Well, I wanna do it,

so that means that I will do it!

Right?

Rock paper scissors.

Rock paper scissors.

Okay.

Ready?
- Ready?

Rock, paper, scissors, sh**t.

- Uh, that was a tie.
- Okay, one more time.

One more time.

Rock, paper, scissors.

sh**t.

And I'll cut you off there.

That brings us to round three,

where our players will
now hold hands and jump

into the abyss together.

- Bing.
- Bing!

- Bing!
- Bing!

- Zac.
- Yeah.

Jake.

Vic.
- Me.

The part of the Oscars
where they show a clip

from each movie, and
then cut to that actor.

Cinema.

It makes us think.

It makes us feel, it makes us love.

This year, we have 12 amazing actors to-

Well.

First up, Jon Hamm in "The Syllable."

Speak!

Stop stuttering, and speak!

Say a word.

No.

Wow.

Next, we have Jon Hamm in "Ride Or Die."

Get on the bike!

Get on the bike and ride!

No!

Incredible.

Incredible.

Next we have Jon Hamm
in "An Alien Among Us:

"A Philadelphia Story."

Be a human!

Be a human amongst us!

No.

Wow.

Now that is just something special.

Next, we have Jon Hamm

in "Pretty Little Liars."

Get hot and lie!

Get hot, attractive, and lie!

No.

And I'll cut you off there.

Wow.

Jon Hamm getting some
real action this year.

- He got slapped-
- He deserved it.

Like, 5000 times.

And I'd like to thank the
Academy amount of points.

Next up, one of those very disturbing

children's YouTube videos.

Hey, I'm the Mucinex guy!

Are you kids looking to have some fun?

Me and my brother?

Yeah!

I'm also Batman.

Who do we have here?

- Julie.
- Julie?

Yeah.

Do you guys like building sand castles?

Hmm.

I love it.

Well come now with me

to my sand castle!

Okay.

Now you're just gonna take the sand,

and you're just gonna build it up.

Build it up?

- Build it up.
- Build it up?

Oh no, I dropped my pen!

You keep building the sand castle.

Oops!
- Thanks, Julie.

- Oops!
- Oops!

- Oops!
- Oops!

I'm so clumsy!

Oops!
- Oops!

Batman!
- Yes?

Why did you choose to
have n*pples on your suit?

Oh, I just like the feel of them.

- Nice.
- Thank you.

Tell me a little bit
about your sand castle.

My sand castle is a tower.

My sand castle's also a tower.

My sand castle did 9/11.

- I'm-
- Julie!

I will cut you off there.

That actually was a
pretty faithful parody.

So bravo.

A 148 million views amount of
points for the both of you.

- Oh.
- Whoa.

Last prompt of our game.

Can you believe it?

- Dang.
- Dang it.

Dang.

- Dang.
- Dang it!

An alternate universe
where the only difference

is that the word for
money is poopoopeepee.

All right, everybody.

Welcome to the auction.

We're gonna go ahead and auction off

this nice, beautiful cow.

Beautiful cow, beautiful cow.

Beautiful cow, and we're gonna go ahead

and start the bidding at 700 poopoopeepee.



That's 800 poopoopeepee.



Can I get 850?



Poopoopeepee 850?



Going once, going,



That's 800.







This is a beautiful cow.

There's a beautiful cow.



Poopoopeepee.

Hey, we gotta get it to 2100.

Who's got it?

One million.

One million poopoopeepee!

Do I got one five?

One five, one five?

He's on the phone.

He's gonna be on the phone, he's gonna go,

he's got enough poopoopeepee

to raise his hand again!

We got one two, one two.

Can I get a one two three?

Can I get a one two three?

What about four, what
about a four poopoopeepee?

We got 105.



We got no poopoopeepee.

She got no peepee, she got no peepee,

she got no poopoo.

She got the peepee.



We're gonna go over to
two million poopoopeepee,

he's on the phone, he's
gonna check up on his,

can I get a two million?

We're right here, one nine, one nine,

one nine going once!

Twice!

Sold for 1.7 poopoopeepee!

The beautiful cow is yours!

Wow, Jake!

I believe that's what
we call heavy lifting!

Jesus Christ!

The paddles were pretty, you know,

they were weighted.
- Impactful.

They were pretty impactful.

Oh my god.

Way to fall on that sword.

Blacked out.

Was it funny?

Sometimes you just throw yourself

into that tunnel, and
you're like, I'm here

until the end of it, wherever it goes.

A poopoopeepee amount of points.

That brings us to the end of our show.

Our winner this evening...

Jacob Wysocki.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

You are the recipient

of the coveted Golden Ear,

and join the two winners club.

Wow.

You can hear it from both sides.

Yeah, now you got two ears.

That does it for us here

at "Make Some Noise."

Tune in next time for
more of the game samer.

I'm Sam Reich, and that
sounds pretty good to me.

Goodnight.