02x04 - Thinking Every Restaurant Has a Secret Menu

[bunniefuu]

Tonight, old grainy
footage of Sasquatch,

it's Nick Mandernach.

A student showing up late to
class, it's Vic Michaelis.

So sorry I'm late.

My stepdad Rick stopped at McDonald's

for breakfast sandwiches.

And running cold

from the pool to the
hot tub, it's Jiavani.

I'm still sexy, I'm still sexy!

They're all here to-

Make some noise!

This is "Make Some Noise,"

The game's so good we
spun it off unchanged.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

This is how the show works.

I have here a series of
improvisational prompts

our players have never seen before.

Isn't that right, players?

- Oh yeah.
- Maybe.

I've never seen anything before.

Jiavani's coming into this fresh.

What's the world outside
of this? I don't know.

They will to the best of their ability

fulfill those prompts.

I will award them corresponding points

and the winner will take
home the coveted Golden Ear.

Unless they never leave the studio,

in which case they will
remain here with it.

Players, are you ready to rumble?

- Ooh yeah.
- Oh yeah.

Yes, I'm ready to rumble!

- Vic's not sure.
- I'm so scared! Yes!

Let's start with a warmup round of sorts

to ease you into this.

An amuse-bouche, if you will.

Something to wet the palette.

Nick.

I'm sorry, did you say Nick or Vic?

- Or Vic?
- Nick.

Oh, okay. Thank you.

Counting down as the
anesthesia kicks in.

Doesn't really work on me,
so make sure you up that.

Ten.

Nine.

Eight.

Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six. Five, doesn't work on me!

Four.



Three!

Four!

I'm not trying to not make it work.

I want it to work.

Four.



I love that you created a
whole character for the game!

Yeah, let's say 10, 9,




- It's a warm up!
- That's so many points!

I didn't count, but it
might be in the billions.

Ooh, strong start.

No, that's fine, I'm ready.

Vic, I'm sorry about this one.

A contentious note to the
whole apartment building.

That's fine.

Excuse me, I was hoping to use that desk.

Can I use the desk for a second please?

You want me to-

Yeah, I need the desk for a second.

Thank you.
- I'll trade places with you.

Dear residents of the
Fontana, oh, it works.

I have noticed several
children entering the building.

Hmm, that's weird.

I thought last time I
read the bylaws it said

"no kids allowed."

That's sooooooooo weird.

That's sooooooooo weird.

I expect all children to
be out by next Tuesday.

If you have an issue with that,

you can find me in apartment 6B.

Or honestly, better yet,

take it up with the police

because that's where all
of your things will be.

XO, XO. Hope to see you
all the barbecue, Cindy.

Wow, Vic.

What a nightmare.

Thank you.

A security deposit
amount points for you.

Or make that double security.

Thank you.

- Love the space work, Vic.
- I appreciate that.

I really appreciate that.

I got scared by the sounds
that that machine was making.

Decided to stop. Jiavani.

Did you say Jiavani or Vic?

- Jiavani.
- Yeah.

An old-timey phonograph.

♪ Oh, welcome to the album ♪

♪ This is the first song on the album ♪

♪ Everybody wants to be a farmer ♪

♪ A farmer in this time ♪

Did I do it?

You know, in between the laughs,

Jiavani, I think you struck gold.

Yes.

I do just wanna make
sure I heard you correctly.

"This is the first song on the album"

"Everyone wants to be a farmer"

- Yeah, it's Ella Fitzgerald.
- Yes!

Gonna say 1954 amount of points for you.

Nick with an N.

I'm sorry, did you say Niavani?

A bouncer on Noah's Ark.

All right.

Turtle one.

Thank you much.

Turtle two.

Thank you much.

And third turtle, you
know you're not on here.

Yeah, you gotta go, yeah.

Thank you. Thank you, appreciate that.

Lion number one.

Doing well, thank you.
Thank you for asking.

Lion two. Thank you.

It's kind of chill in there
right now. Wait 30 or 40.

And third turtle, you are not,

third turtle, you're not on here.

You know it.

I'm gonna respect you, I'm
gonna ask you to respect me,

and you just go ahead and
make your way to the back.

Thank you very much.

Third turtle, I'm sorry.

I'll cut you off there, Nick.

A Before Christ amount of points for you.

That might unfortunately
set you into the negatives.

Yes, yes.

- Vic.
- That is my name.

Thinking every restaurant
has a secret menu.

Okay yeah, I will take
fries for sure, a milkshake.

What else you got?

No, no, no, I'm gonna take
the fries and the milkshake,

but what else you got, right?

I saw something on TikTok where
it sort of said that, sorry,

where it sort of said
that you could put cheese

on top of a blizzard and then
you can sort of mix that up

and so then the Oreos and the cheese

sort of brings out the flavor.

So I was just wondering maybe,

you know what, maybe, and then a lemonade.

I know you don't do that here,

but I was wondering if maybe
I could try a lemonade.

Okay, yeah, what do you think?

No, you don't do that here?

What else you got?

Before you topple off, oh boy.

My dad is gonna watch
this, Sam. Come on.

- Let's say a...
- Come on.

$7.99 meal.

Yeah, I'll take it. I'll take it.

- That's pretty good.
- I'll take. Thank you.

Thank you. I appreciate that, thank you.

- Jiavani.
- Jiavani!

A "chef's table" chef
describes their pretentious dish.

A "chef's table" chef
describes their pretentious dish.

Yeah, so what I have for you today is

a plate of your kids' hair.

I've fricasseed it,

I have done a fermented
egg yolk onto the curls.

I can see that your kids' hair was blonde

and is becoming brown.

And I have eradicated that

and made it into a beautiful bouffant

in a jello mold.

You know a lot of people
haven't seen the jello mold

in a long time.

But I brought it back
for this one occasion.

And whether you enjoy
it or not, I don't care.

I will cut you off there, Jiavani.

And of course the secret
ingredient was my child's hair.

It was not only the secret ingredient,

it was-
- The ingredient.

We'll say 18 courses
worth of points for you.

My dad's gonna be proud of me.

Oh, congratulations.

Is everybody's dad watching the show?

- Shout out to the dads.
- Hi, Steve.

- Nick.
- Present.

The most annoying
person on the lifeboat.

Beyond grateful to
be here with you guys.

Honestly. Think about it.

For us to be alive in this moment

with everything everyone has gone through,

and I'm not just talking
about the ship sinking

'cause I know that actually

the hardships that I'm seeing here

ascend so far beyond that.

And for y'all to just be here

and just being present here with me,

I just wanna say that I
don't take that for granted.

Not for a moment do I.

Denise, I know you're about to
pass away and before you do,

I just wanna come to you and just say that

when I was on the Carnival Cruise,

you were the first person
who was nice to me.

I'm serious, and I was
like, "That's character,"

because I had nothing to give to you

and you gave everything to me.

So I just wanna say I see
you, I regret eating you,

and thank you for your body.

Nick, oh my god, I am
absolutely eating that man.

All right, yes.

That's after rescue. After rescue.

I am hunting him down.

I saw a lot of myself in that character.

I feel very attacked.

Somehow, it's both most
annoying person on the lifeboat,

it's also me on Molly.
- Oh yeah, yes.

Let's say dead in minutes
amount of points to you.

Vic, I thought I'd give you a break

from the very physical props

that you've been opting to do so far.

Thank you.

A witness on the local
news wants you to know

that she can do Tae Kwon Do.

Yeah, I mean it's a quiet town.

Often you don't see break-ins
on cars and things like that.

Kids sort of run around the
street and, oh, there's a,

sorry, there's a fly.

There's a fly.

And it's just one of
those things that kids,

kids do feel safe to be
around the neighborhood

and things like that.

And I just don't totally understand

why people would come into this community

and try and cause problems.

And I do think

it'd be an issue, right.

And so it's the kind
of thing where I just,

I don't really know what the motive was.

And I think that that is what is scariest

about being on the receiving end

of something terrible like this, ha!

So yeah, I live here.

So if you have any additional questions

you should absolutely let me know.

I will cut you off there, Vic.

My God.

Green belt, orange belt,
black belt, brown belt?

I'm a second degree black belt.

I am an orange belt in karate.

- Is that true?
- It is true.

And you could kick my sorry a*s.

- Yes I could.
- Yeah.

- Jiavani. Last-
- Jiavani!

Jiavani!

It's never too late
to start a catchphrase.

Jiavani!

I wanna do it again.

Jiavani.
- Jiavani!

Last prompt of round one.

That one friend who takes
karaoke too seriously.

That one friend who takes
karaoke too seriously.

Oh my god, I'm so drunk.

What song did I even put in, oh my god.

♪ And I am telling you ♪

♪ I'm not going ♪

Shh, no, I don't need backup.

♪ You're the best man I've ever known ♪

♪ And there's no way ♪

This isn't, no, this isn't, okay, okay.

I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

I need it in the key of B.

♪ And I am telling you ♪

♪ I'm not going ♪

Is everybody looking? Is
everybody looking at me?

Oh my god, I'm so drunk.

That is an edit, Jiavani.

Everything I could have wanted and more.

I don't even, I was drunk, I don't even-

A three and a two and a
one amount of points for you.

That's six points.

It's time for our first mini game.

Yeah!

This is a little mini game
we like to call Name That.

In this case, name that facial hair.

Basically, how it works, players,

is I'm gonna show you a
picture of facial hair

that does not exist in the real world.

You are gonna buzz in

and pitch me a name for that facial hair.

Make sense?
- Mm hmm.

Let's do it. Facial hair number one.

Vic.

Evelyn Tucci, the paternal
grandmother of Stanley Tucci.

Sort of hardworking from
somewhere in Northern Ireland.

Came over here, was cleaning
hotel rooms for a long time,

and then worked her way up
to start a small bakery.

Now Vic, I am 100%
sure that you buzzed in

before seeing this photo.

So I love that answer and
I'm gonna disqualify it.

What!

This is of course, the scuba mask.

Scuba mask.

That's really good, Nick.

And a good deal more succinct.

Jiavani.

This is of course the face divider.

It is rather the face divider.

But I think this particular
point is going to go to Nick.

Next facial hair.

Vic.

So Evelyn Tucci,

I think an important
thing to know about her,

she did not miss a single one
of Stanley's plays growing up.

He was in an off Broadway
production of "The Little Mermaid"

but it was also not
technically Disney brand.

And that was tough
because it was bad, right.

But she sat through
all eight performances.

Non-union. Touring.

The weirdest bit
you've ever committed to.

This is of course Terrible
News Delivered While Shaving.

I'm going to give that point to Nick.

- Was that Vic?
- Next facial hair.

Jiavani.

I like that a lot.

Vic.

- The icicle.
- The icicle-

Was the name of the first vehicle

that Evelyn Tucci ever
bought with her own money.

She was married and got
divorced later in life.

It was really difficult
for her to afford things

because back in the day women
couldn't have bank accounts.

I might have given it
to you if you stopped.

But I am going to give it
to Jiavani, I'm afraid.

Okay, I understand.

I'm hearing the note
and I'm taking the note.

Next up.

- Nick.
- Viral infection.

It does rather look
like a viral infection.

The,

Sam, it's International Women's Month,

and for some reason you hate Evelyn Tucci.

Do you have an answer for that?

I just don't see what
it has particularly to do

with this minigame.

I hear you and I'm listening. Thank you.

Nick. This is Odd Shave October.

Oh, odd-

We've done No Shave November,

but this is in October.
- Odd Shave October.

This is how you kinda show support.

I like it a lot, Nick.

I think I am gonna give it
to you for viral infection.

Last one.

Very unattractive.
- Circle.

Circle.

This is Eileen PaTucci.

Actually, this is the Eileen
PaTucci as we all know.

She pioneered this.

Wow. Really not letting
me escape from my prison.

I think I am going to give this one to Vic

for their discipline.

Here we go. We did it.

Thank you.

- Evelyn! Evelyn!
- I appreciate that.

Vic, that was so disciplined.

I really appreciate that. Thank you.

- Vic.
- The Evelyn Tucci.

- The round's over!
- I got the point!

- The round's over!
- Okay, then cut it!

Tallying up the points here,

it looks like the winner
of that mini game was

Vic Michaelis?
- Whoa!

I'm not sure how that happened, but-

No, it's fine. Don't question it.

That brings us to round two

where our players will
now test their talents

in teams of two.

Nick.

Vic.

Sorry, was that Nick
and Vic or Vic and Nick?

It was, take your pick.

- Hey.
- Wow.

I'll be here all night, folks.

I've been here all day.

Two firefighters with
wildly different approaches

to fighting fires.

Talk it down.

The flames, talk 'em down.

You gotta let 'em burn
or they're not gonna learn.

Sure, look, at certain points of course.

But look, moreso you've gotta engage them

and understand where they're coming from.

Maybe they're right to burn.

Oh, you think that the
fire's right to burn?

Without a doubt and I've been there.

The thing I want you to understand is-

- Pants are on fire.
- Oh God!

Jeez!

Watch me.

Hi, what's your name?

Okay. I've met a lot of fires.

I don't know if we've met before.

I gotta be somewhere. You
gonna put yourself out or what?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I hate that that works.

Wow.

Sometimes you just gotta
let him wear themselves out.

Yeah, let 'em do a couple laps.

They'll get tired and they'll stop.

Yeah, let's say a
scalding amount of points

for the both of you.
- Wow. Amazing.

Vic and Jiavani.

Abstinence-only youth group leaders

who have definitely had
sex with each other.

You go.

Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.

I'll do it.

You gotta back me up
though when I say stuff.

Oh, I'ma back you up.

Don't.

Okay. Okay.

Hey.
- Aye.

God's kids.

Today we're gonna be
talking about your flower.

As you can see,

we put a piece of duct
tape on all of your arms.

And when you rip it off,
go ahead, rip it off.

Yeah, rip it right off.

- See you rip your hair off.
- Do it, rip it.

You try to put it back
on and it won't go back on.

And that's what losing
your virginity is like.

Not that I mind a little bit of hair.

But when you try to
put that tape back on,

it's never the same.
- It's not the same.

It's never the same.
- Sometimes it's better.

- You can't say that.
- I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.

I didn't say anything.
- Stop, stop, stop.

Stop, I'm doing something.

Don't have sex before you get married-

Don't do it.

- Don't even think about it.
- Not what God wants-

Don't even look at it, okay.

Look, does this look fun to you?

- That's not fun.
- Does this look fun?

- That's not fun!
- Does this look fun?

Does it look like I'm
having a good time right now?

I'm on the floor.

Do you know how hard it's
gonna be to get back up?

I hate this. This brings
me further from God.

- Oh no!
- No!

No!
- No! No!

- No!
- No!

God, there's just something about

that little lean into the shoulder

that says teenage romance to me so much.

I've been to church camp.

When you turn 18 amount at
points for the two of you.

Jiavani.
- Jiavani!

And Nick.
- Jiavani!

A finance bro in a
British period romance.

Celia, I have seen you
from afar for so long.

And you know what? Your body's banging.

And I've got to tell you now
before all does wither away,

because your hair is so
silky, it's silky as hell.

All the money in the world

would be better than being with you,

but I do want to be with someone.

I'm not going to invest again.

Not again.

Not in these digital portraits.

It's like you don't trust me.

Digital portraits are the future.

It's not that I don't trust you, Eric.

It's just that it's
happened so many times.

There's been so many schemes.

You know what? You're not
that good looking anyway.

Oh, and it comes out!

You resemble my horse a little too much.

Oh, are you such a catch?

Look at all your failed schemes!

The rap label. What even is rap?

Protein shakes?

And look how beautifully swole I do be.

It's not healthy muscle, Eric!

And I will cut you off there.

We'll say, you know,


That brings us all the
way back to Nick and Vic.

Oh baby.

Cops doing forensics after
an "oops, all berries" incident

Cops doing forensics after
an "oops, all berries" incident

at the cereal factory.

Oh! Sorry.

It's just a lot of berries.

You're gonna puke, go outside.

No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

It's just, God, you gotta
admit it's a lot of berries.

It's just, God, you gotta
admit it's a lot of berries.

I don't wanna hear it, rook.

If this is your first time,

then I'm not gonna be the
one to break it to you, okay.

Get outta here.

Two shots to the back of the head.

Captain Crunch, deceased on the scene.

No evidence of break-in.

I think it's an inside job.

Friend to lover maybe.

I'm seeing two glasses of milk.

What does that say?

Chief, you're not gonna like it.

It's three glasses of milk.

Nice work.

Chocolate.

The Count.

- Bring him in, boys.
- Bring him in.

I'll cut you off there.

Oh, you guys are bringing
in the chocolate, guy?

Yeah.

Part of a complete
breakfast amount of points

for the two of you.
- Yeah.

- Vic. Jiavani.
- Yes.

Jiavani!

It's almost like I've
summoned a Pokemon.

I would like to be in
a little ball all day

and come out, "Jiavani!"

And then really f*ck sh*t up.

Toxic cheer coaches give a pep talk.

Okay ladies,

hands on hips, smiles on lips,

thinking chocolate chips
and chicken strips.

Smiles on lips, chicken strips.

Okay, Nationals are in-

- Two days.
- Two days!

What have we done? Let's see a full out.

Tucker, go.

- Tucker.
- Oh.

- Tucker. What the f*ck-er?
- Aye.

Okay, okay.

I wasn't gonna put it like that, but yeah,

that was not good.
- Somebody had to say it.

And you did.
- Somebody had to say it.

So here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna run the
whole thing from the top.

Diana, Crystalline, Declan, Tucker,

we want all of you in
the front row smiling.

Hands on hips, smiles on lips.

Thinking of shopping trips.

- And chicken strips.
- And chocolate chips.

Y'all wanna see your sixth birthdays,

I suggest you lay off the cake.

Here we go. And a 5, 6, 7, 8.

Tucker, and okay. So they're, okay.

It's like Tucker don't
even wanna be here.

Well, you can ask him.
Tucker, do you wanna be here?

Don't cry. Stand up.

If you cry, you gon
get tears on this floor.

And if this mat gets wet

and one of my girls who
is tucking and rolling

better than you, Tucker the f*ck,

I'll be very upset.

So suck them tears back in your face!

Honey, I love you and
I'll see you at home, okay.

So you just go ahead and you take-

And cut!

I wanna see an entire documentary
about that cheer team.

Let's say a running away with Nationals

amount of points for the both of you.

That's huge.

- Jiavani.
- Jiavani!

- And Nick.
- Nick!

- Jiavani!
- Nick! Nick, Nick!

Honestly, I kind of
wish this was the prompt.

But here it is instead.

A hard boiled detective and femme fatale

decide what to watch on Netflix.

What kind of program
are you looking for?

I'm looking for any kind of program

that can make me feel something.

Something like what I used to feel.

Something that makes me feel alive again.

When my boyfriend was alive.
- Romantic comedy, okay.

Romantic comedy.

Alright.

So we'll go down here, okay.

So a lot of these are
kinda like from the 90s.

Do you think you're gonna be able

to find something for us to watch?

'Cause I dunno how much
longer I can take this.

No, look, there's a bunch of options.

It's fine. There's a bunch here.

Oh, this is, Ashton Kutcher,
this is actually a new one.

It's kind of fun. Him
and Reese Witherspoon.

People were making fun of them

'cause they didn't have enough
chemistry on the carpets.

Chemistry?

Chemistry?

That's how my Antonio
died in that expl*si*n!

I can't watch a movie about chemistry.

No, no, no, no, no, no!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay!

I will cut you off there, both of you.

I don't see that scene
getting much better than that.

Let's say a, I believe $14.99
a month amount of points

for the both of you.

It's time for our second minigame.

This is a minigame we like
to call, Make It Sing.

How it works is, players,

I present you with an object and a sound.

It's your job as best as possible

to try to get said object
to make said sound.

Does that make sense?

- Yeah.
- Not yet.

I appreciate the transparency, Jiavani.

I think you will get it in a moment.

Paul, if I could please
have the accordion.

No.

Thank you, Paul.

you can go ahead and
hand that off to Nick.

Oh, thank God, my wheelhouse.

- Strap yourself in there.
- Thank you.

Nick, want you to listen carefully.

- Yes.
- Your sound is-

Great and you can go ahead
and just award me the points.

And a three, and a two, and a one.

♪ Dun dun dun dun ♪

That had some semblance.

It was a distant semblance,
but a semblance nonetheless.

Why thank you, Sam.

I gotta say, Nick, right
now you're in the lead.

Thank you.

Go ahead and pass this off to Vic.

Can I clarify-

Honestly, the passing
might now be in the lead.

- Can I clarify the rule?
- Yes.

I have to make it make that sound.

You have to, as best as possible,

make this object make that sound.

Okay.

I'm noticing you're not
strapped in here, Vic.

I'm perfect.

Do I get to hear the sound?
- Oh yes.

You get to hear the sound again.

And a three, and a two,
and a one. Take it away.

Hi, I'm so sorry. What was your name?

- Me? Frencesca.
- Yeah.

Frencesca, hi, I'm Vic.

I was wondering, is that
laptop plugged into anything?

Can you bring it here for a second?

Amazing, where are the
speakers on that laptop?

And we're just gonna sort of
put the speakers through here.

Here, hold on, I'll put
that up to my microphone.

Okay, go ahead.

- Now Vic, here's the thing.
- Thank you.

Now wait, wait, wait. Here's the thing.

Did that object make that sound?

Yeah, 'cause I opened it and,

I opened it and then I pressed,
and then we pressed play,

and it went through sort of,

I'm assuming this is the,

the breast of the accordion.
- Yes, that's right.

Wow, okay.

And I'll say it sounded close.

Yeah, it did sound
close. It sounded close.

And let's play the sound for Jiavani.

Oh!

Jiavani takes this challenge home.

- Handily.
- I take the accordion home?

That was very good.

That brings us to round three

where our players must now hold hands

and jump into the abyss together.

- Nick. Vic.
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Jiavani

Jiavani!

A 1930s movie musical
in which they dubbed over

just the singing, here's
how this is gonna work.

Vic and Nick,

I'm gonna ask the two of you
to play out a scene together.

At some point you will burst into song.

Jiavani, I'm gonna ask you
to dub over their singing.

'Kay.

But it's the custodians.

The custodians who keep
the whole thing running.

Oh wow, I'm learning so
much about the big city.

Joliet, Illinois.

That's right.

In Joliet, Illinois

there's a few things
that you've gotta know.

Whoa!

♪ A scoop, a scoopety scoop ♪

♪ We came clean up ♪

♪ A scoop, a scoop, a scoopety scoop ♪

♪ We came to clean up ♪

Hey!

♪ Everybody's dancing a brand new dance ♪

♪ Called the Joliet, hey ya ♪

♪ We are like a-prancing
through the town ♪

Your turn!

♪ And this is our duet, oh ♪

♪ We like to clean up a little bit ♪

♪ We like to clean up a lot ♪

♪ We like to clean up a little bit ♪

♪ That's what makes it hot ♪

♪ The jazz, the jazz is
hot when we clean up ♪

♪ So take it on down to town ♪

♪ Everybody likes what we got ♪

♪ So clean it all around ♪

I will cut you off
there, the three of you.

Brilliant singing, brilliant dancing.

Straight at us, "Singing In The Rain".

"Cleaning In The Rain".

Let's say

a technicolor amount of
points for the three of you.

Your penultimate prompt.

This and one more

and then we all go back
to our humdrum lives.

I can't.

Nick, Vic, Jiavani

What was that?

The president's w*r room decides
what to order for dinner.

It won't be the popular choice,

but it'll be the right choice.

It's a choice that we have to make

for the people of this room.

No.

No, somebody's gotta stand up
and say something, all right.

The people are expecting Thai.

Why did you get into
politics in the first place?

'Cause I had a rumbly tummy.

Yeah?

What are the people gonna think

if we don't order a cheeseburger, huh?

What's more American than a cheeseburger?

We have a duty, McGonigal.

A duty.

General McGonigal, we have a duty

to get shareable entrees.

I immigrated to this
country from England.

I became a citizen and
an elected official.

Not the president,

'cause legally I'm not
allowed to be the president-.

- That's right.
- That's correct.

You're from England.

What the hell do you
know about food, England?

What do I know about-

What the hell do you know about food-

What do I know about food?

Nothing and that's the point.

That's the point.

I've got the codes for tapas
and I'm gonna put 'em in.

Wow. So that's it?

I'm putting 'em in because
I've got the seniority.

I've got the security clearance!

Do not make me, do not make me,

but we will not order
tapas, we will not be full.

Wow!

It was "West Wing" until it wasn't!

I think we gotta say a 30 minutes or less

amount of points for the three of you.

Last prompt, say it isn't so.

I don't wanna see these three go either.

It's a seven-hour prompt though.

Daily Planet coworkers

won't let Clark Kent
leave during a disaster.

Clark, Clark, I'm gonna need that report

on my desk by five.
- Oh, right.

I see ya moving toward
the door and I just gotta,

I gotta stop ya.

Yeah, no, and I'm gonna
be right on that, okay.

Gimme five minutes, I gotta run to the-

I heard that from
you before.

So I'm just thinking maybe
if you take care of it now

I don't have to talk to you again.

The report is done, basically.

If you can just print it for
me, that would actually rock-

- Clark.
- Yep.

- Jodi broke up with me!
- Oh no!

Oh my God, not Jodi-

She said that the chemistry
wasn't there anymore.

I said, "Can we go to therapy?"

She didn't even want to consider it-

- What is that?
- Oh!

Oh my, you know what, Clark?

- Yep.
- I just remembered.

It's Amelia's birthday and
we're all gonna be singing.

- Cake!
- And having cake.

And I'll go get the cake.

Oh no, the cake's
already in the break room.

- It's in the break room.
- It's in the break room.

Clark, it's in the break room, Clark.

Oh no!

My stomach.

- Oh my gosh.
- I gotta get to the bathroom.

Just gimme one minute, okay.

Oh, Clark, Clark, Clark, Clark, Clark!

The bathroom's right here, Clark.

And I forgot. So let
me go ahead and get in there.

Awesome. Great, great.

And I just gotta, sorry, just real-

Okay, great.

I'm a superhero.

And cut.

Absolutely brilliant
work, the three of you.

A corporate ladder amount of
points for the three of you.

That brings us to the end of our show.

Our winner this eve.

Jiavani.

Jiavani, you are the recipient

of the coveted Golden Ear.

Jiavani!

And this is for Steve Waldron, my dad.

That does it for us here
as "Make Some Noise".

Tune in next time for
more of the game samer.

I'm Sam Reich, and that
sounds pretty good to me.

Good night.