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01x23 - Chewed / Cheerleaders / I Didn't Think / We'll Run Together / United

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Azumanga Daioh". Aired: April 8, 2002 – September 30, 2002.*
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Chronicles the everyday life in an unnamed Japanese high school of six girls.

01x23 - Chewed / Cheerleaders / I Didn't Think / We'll Run Together / United

Post by bunniefuu »

Let's eat!

Thanks for the food!

I won!

What the heck, Osaka? You're still eating?

You're slow, man.

It's you guys that are too fast.

Oh, everyone!

I have the printouts for the sports fest.

It seems they're completely changing
the events this year.

Osa...

Bread weatin' chon! Bread weatin' chon!
Bread weatin' chon!

Bread weatin' chon! Bread weatin' chon!

Oh.

The sweet bean paste...

ls there a bread eatin' contest?!

A bread eating contest?

Oh! There is! There is a bread
eating contest!

Here.

There's a bread eatin' contest!

I better start practicin' right away.

And I've got sweet bean paste
bread right here!

sh**t, I don't have any string.

Oh, that...

Ah!

What're you doing?

Oh, Miss Kagura.

Well, havin' learned from my earlier failure,

I got a sweet bean paste bun
and string ready.

What? Okay...

But the thing is...

How do you hang up the bread?

Do you just tie it up?

Don't they do it that one way?

Like bait, using a fish hook.

I had no idea it was such
a dangerous competition!

Nah, I guess not.

Ah!

Yukari-chan, if we win, treat us to juice!

Do you love juice that much?

If you're asking if I want it that badly,
I don't really, but...

Who cares?! You're making a bet, right?!
You'll make a profit!

But it's like I'm not really profiting
even when I am!

Huh? What are you saying?

To put it simply...

Osaka, come here for a sec.

We'll say that Osaka is Mr. Yukichi.

Mr. Yukichi?

Mr. Yukichi.

I'm Mr. Yukichi.

If we win, I get Osaka!

Huh?

I don't really get it, but just let it go.

Victory! I got Osaka!

I've been got.

But soon after, Osaka would leave
to be with Nyamo.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

See?! isn't that lonely?!

What? So, um, that basically means...

All right! Tomorrow is finally
the sports fest!

Oh! You're fired up!

Yeah! Sports are my specialty!
Just leave it to me!

I've got high hopes for you!

It's really getting me fired up!
I'm gonna do it this year!

Getting fired up is fine, but give us
a hand over here too!

We won't make it in time
if we don't all work together.

Oh, a tent?!

A tent, a tent!

What should I do?!

What about me?

Tomo-chan, please support that pole

and Miss Kagura, please take this side.

Okay, let's go!

You're not going to beat me!

Okay, let's raise it up!

Boom! Boom! Boom!

You wanna fight?!

Hey, quit goofing off!

Attack!

Just when we thought we'd finally
gotten it set up...

I'm sorry. We were fooling around and...

Oh, Kagura wrecked it!
She wrecked it, she wrecked it!

Everyone was working so hard at it
and Kagura wrecked it!

Huh?

Hey...

Chiyo-chan, I'm sorry.
You were all working on it and...

Oh, no, it's okay.

Why am I so boorish?

I'll do the rest by myself.

That's not right!

That's where you're supposed to make a jab

and say something like "It's Tomo's fault!"

Don't get so serious so often!

Miss Kagura.

Let's all do it together.

We should be having fun
with the preparations.

Okay. Thanks.

All right, let's do it.

Let's do it.

Okay, guess we'll do it!

All right!

Boom!

What the hell are you doing?!

Yup, that's how it should be.

No, it's not! You're in the way!

Man, I'm hungry.

I didn't get to eat breakfast,
because I overslept today.

I didn't know.

Ta-da!

Pork cutlet over rice and a big bowl
of buckwheat noodles!

You're going to gain weight.

Oh, don't worry.

I'm the type who doesn't gain weight
no matter how much I eat.

In fact, if I don't eat, I don't have
any energy, so it's bad.

Oh, is that so?!

Then let's see you eat a hundred bowls
of pork cutlet over rice!

What're you mad about?

You're amazin'.

I could never eat so much.

Really?

Is this that much?

Half of that... Even a third of it
would make me full.

How good for you!

What're ya mad about?

Okay, guess we'll have a go at it!

Yeah!

I'm starting to tremble with anticipation!

The bread eatin' contest!

Please do your best!

We're in different classes, but I'll
be cheering for you!

Thanks.

But why does our school still
have us wearing bloomers?

Hurray!

Hurray!

Hurray!

HURRAY!

I love those very much.

I like you.

"You"?!

Ah!

Ready?!

Next up is the costume race.

Tomo and Chiyo are pairing up
for the costume race, right?

What are they going to dress up as?

A policewoman, I think?

Ta-da!

Ta-da!

That's right!

Ooh, just what you'd expect from a woman
aiming to join the ICPO!

Where's Chiyo-chan?

Heya, lady.

Nice to meetcha.

Chiyosuke is the perp!

Ready?!

Okay, let us through!

Make way!

Move it, move it!

Come on, make way! I said, move it!

You're in the way, damn it!

Hey, I said, make way!
Move it, move it, move it, move it!

Okay, okay, okay, let us through!
Let us through!

Make way! Okay, coming through!

Move it! Come on, I said to make way!

All right! Number one!

Next up is the bread eating contest.

Participants, please gather in front
of the entrance gate.

Now, it's my turn.

Miss Osaka, please do your best!

Go! Go! Make them eat your dust!

Take your places!

Furthermore, for this bread eating contest,

going in order from lane 1, we have hung
up sweet bean paste bread,

Cream bread, jam bread, curry bread,
and melon bread.

Please go for whichever one you like.

What the heck?!

Ready?!

Sweet bean paste, cream, curry, jam...

Melon?

Lemme think...

sh**t, I've only practiced with
sweet bean paste bread.

But if we're talkin' sweet, the jam or
cream bread could be good, too.

Come to think of it, why's a cream bread
have that lumpy shape?

I don't see why it couldn't be round.

Oh, there's one that doesn't belong.

Curry breads are fried.

Do they gotta fry it no matter what?

No, that's not it. So, sweet bean paste
breads are round,

cream breads are lumpy, and jam breads
have pieces in 'em...

Oh, I don't know anymore.

I ended up in last place.

I got the melon bread.

Ah...

Right, right, left, left, front, down, jump!

Oh, Yomi.

Hey.

Yeah, I am.

Wow...

You look so cute!

Really?

Chiyo-chan.

Right, right, left, left, front, down, jump!

You're so cute!

I've discovered a spy!

What's someone from another
class doing here?!

Oh, a boy's uniform!

Yup! Me, Kagura, and Sakaki-chan
are wearing boys' uniforms!

Sakaki-chan are wearing boys' uniforms!

Sakaki-chan are wearing boys' uniforms!

Sakaki-chan are wearing boys' uniforms!

There!

What do you think? Do I look cool?

Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah!

Last up is the relay!

A class versus class relay with
everyone runnin' in it!

It's here, it's here, it's here!

Don't get so worked up that you trip.

All right, this is the cl*max!

Yeah.

I have to do my best. I have to do my best!

But what if I end up dragging
everyone down again?

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

That's right. We've got Sakaki and
Kagura in our class after all.

Yeah, Chiyo-chan, you can relax.

Okay.

I'm here too!

You are just...

What?! Just you watch!
We'll definitely get first place!

Where does that confidence
of yours come from?

Chiyo-chan, I'll teach you a great tactic!

A great tactic?

Sha-king!

If you run with your hands out like this,
it'll be hard to get passed.

You think so?

I'm not gonna get passed!

You think so?

Finally, we're having the class
versus class 4000-meter relay

with everyone participating.

Number one!

Number one runner!

Lots of expectations! Huge expectations!

Vital! Vital!

I'm not gonna lose!

Yomi, I'll hand you the baton
as the number one runner!

Just you wait! Yeah! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Ready?!

Nice start!

Amazing! She's in the lead!

All right, Tomo! Go!

I better not slack off either.

I told you that you were getting too
worked up before the start!

Are you okay?!

Yomi, run! It's a diet!

Go! Leave them in the dust!

Come on! I'm telling you to pass them!

Oh, what are they doing?!

Come on, pass them there!
There! There! There!

All right!

Osaka!

Gotcha!

Sha-king!

You're being passed! You're being passed!

She's fast.

That's Kagura for ya.

All right! One more person!

And you'll be in the lead!

Kagura! Hurry up and pass them!

Chiyo-chan!

Damn it!

Chiyo-chan, go!

Don't lose!

I have to do my best!

I've run every night,
practicing just for this day!

I want to at least...

at least get it to Miss Sakaki
without being passed!

I feel like I'm doing something bad.

What're you doing, walking?!

Are you sure you actually
want to win, Class 3?!

There you go, hang in there! Hang in there!

Miss Sakaki...

I'm sorry!

Don't worry!

You did great!

Oh, but I got passed by so many people!

Don't worry! Sakaki will win it back!

But the other classes have boys
and track and field people...

Chiyosuke, look at that!

One more person!

Miss Sakaki! Go! Go! Go! Go for it!

Go! Keep it up!

Amazing! She passed them all!

Good going, Sakaki! You're in first place!

Now, Sakaki, leave the rest to me!

sh**t! Our anchor is our homeroom teacher!

Yukari-chan, take it and run!

Not so fast!

Whoa, Nyamo-chan's fast!

Go for it!

Miss Yukari, go for it!

Miss Yukari!

Oh, man!

Yukari-chan ruined the whole thing.

And we didn't get any juice either.

Do you really like juice THAT much?

But it was fun.

What? What's the matter?

But we ended up in last place.

And we didn't get treated to any juice.

Enough about the juice already.

It WAS fun!

Wasn't it, Miss Sakaki?

What? Yeah. It was.

See? It WAS fun!

Chiyo-chan, you shouldn't be
talkin' sour grapes.

This isn't sour grapes!

Oh, so it's sour grapes.

After all, Chiyo-chan hates to lose.

That's not it! Oh, please, Miss Sakaki!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, honestly! It was really and truly fun!

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!

Miss Sakaki, you like cats, don't you?

Yeah.

If I live alone, maybe...

Hey, Sakaki-chan, you're goin' to get a cat?

One like pikanyaa?

That's yamapikaryaa. We met one
on Iriomote island.

Mayaa!

You can see the continuation next week.