01x17 - Osaka's Scary Story / Feeling Different / December / Incredible Santa / Christmas Meeting

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Let's go home, Chiyo-chan!

Oh, would you mind if we drop by a
bookstore on the way?

I don't mind.

Is there some interestin' book
that came out?

Today, there's a really cute photo
collection of pandas coming out!

Really?

But it's apparently been talked about a
lot in advance,

so I hope it won't be sold out.

I had no idea.

Hey! Don't run in the hallway!

Really!

What could she be in such a hurry for?

By the way, Chiyo-chan...

Yes?

With pandas...

Yes?

Which parts were white and
which parts were black again?

Let me think...

I'm done.

Doesn't it look kinda off?

I think it might be.

I'm pretty sure the one I saw on TV was...

This creature is...

This isn't right. That's not a panda.

What are you up to?

Let's go home, let's go home!

What are these?

Animals?

They're pandas.

Pandas.

Pandas?

I've actually never seen a panda
in real life.

Oh, I've seen one before.

At the zoo.

They're cute.

In that case...

Was it black on white?

Or was it white on black?

Well...

Then, let's go see pandas
together sometime!

Oh, that sounds like fun.

I wanna see pandas, but there's
somethin' else I wanna see too.

What's that?

You know, that...

What's it called again?

Um...

Oh,

My life flashin' before my eyes!

I'd advise against that.

Come to think of it,

I had a real terrifyin'
experience yesterday.

Oh! Let's hear it! What happened?

Don't tell me you woke up and found
you spoke standard Japanese!

Oh!

That'd be scary too.

G'morn.

That's not standard Japanese!

Never mind that, get on with your story!

Last night,

I was all alone in my room,

and out of nowhere,

I smelled a fart that wasn't mine.

That's scary!

Isn't it?

You think so?

sh**t! I'm late again!

Miss Tanizaki.

Yes?

Is it because it's Christmas?

Huh?

Yule be running because
it's Christmas, correct?!

You certainly do have a sense of humor,
Miss Tanizaki!

I'm in a bit of a hurry, so...

Hey, hey, what's the old name for the
month of December again?

Uh, was it "Mule"?

Huh?

Oh, if it's that, it's "Yule".

Oh!

What?

Chiyo-chan, you can't
steal the jab punch line!

That's right, you oughtn't do that.

But, well...

You oughtn't, Chiyo-chan. You oughtn't.

Don't take what these guys say seriously.

So, ahem.

Now, then...

What's the old name for the
month of December again?

Don't do it over!

Okay, sit down!

I'm bored of always teaching only English!

So, I'll be teaching you math today.

Math?

We'll do P.E. instead.

Everyone, outside!

It's cold!

But how the heck does
English get turned into P.E.

I wonder what we'll be doing in
Miss Yukari's P.E. class?

Won't it be American P.E.?

Whether it's American or British,
I won't lose to you, Sakaki!

Okay, let's do soccer! Soccer!

Yukari-chan, do you know the rules?

Just leave it to me!

I'm Nakata.

Huh?

I'll be Nakata.

What do you mean?

Take that!

What?

Goal!

Goal, goal, GOAL!

Goal, goal, goal, goal, GOAL!

Goal, goal, goal!

Actually, I was a spy!

You're not making any sense.

I'll get it for sure this time!

Move it, move it, move it, move it!

Huh?

Pass! Pass!

Over here, over here! I'm open! Here!

Enough soccer!

Let's play dodge ball!

What's Yukari's class doing having P.E.?

Oh, no. Oh, no...

Take that!

Go, Miss Sakaki!

I've been hit!

Huh? What?

I'm the only one left!

Chiyosuke, prepare to die!

Take that!

Just hit her already.

What are you looking so serious for?

What are you looking at?

A catalog for end of year gifts.

Wow, you're going to send something?

To whom?

What?

What's the point in
giving it to other people?

What?

But you know, looking at these,
it makes you feel well-off.

It does?

This has got to be it.

No, in its own way, this is also...

Oh! This one's hard to give up on, too!

Oh, that tableware set is nice.

Ow!

What did you do that for?!

What are you, an idiot?!

This is no time to be trying to act cool.

Look! Snow crabs! SNOW crabs!

Honestly! Of course, crabs are better.

Hey, there, Miss Minamo?

What?

Have you ever had Matsusaka beef?

No, I haven't.

It's supposed to be delicious.

So I've heard.

Miss Yukari.

Here you are. I brought this for you.

Hey, thanks.

By the way, Chiyosuke.

Have you ever eaten something
called Matsusaka beef?

Oh, yes, I have!

Ow!

Then, out of this catalog,
what would you want?

Oh!

This ice cream set looks delicious!

Ice cream?

Does that just mean you're a kid?

Or is it the complacency of the bourgeois?

Matsusaka beef is more delicious, right?!

Merry Christmas!

What are you doing, Miss Osaka?

Merry Christmas!

Oh, it's almost Christmas, isn't it?

That's right. Merry Christmas!

I can't wait to see what presents
I'll get this year!

I'm happy for ya.

Yes.

Say, does Chiyo-chan...

Do you think she still believes in Santa?

Who knows?

Why don't we just ask her?

Chiyo-chan,

are you one of those people
who still believes in Santa?

You idiot!

What are you going to do
if she does believe?!

You shouldn't destroy her dreams!

Then, how do you explain?

Explain what?

For example, what if she asks
where the money comes from

to pay for the presents for
all the kids in the country?

Well...

The government!

The government pays Santa.

No one has chimneys anymore,
so how does he get in?

Don't underestimate Santa!

He's got awesome lock picking skills!

He could open anything!

How does he go to every house in the
world in just one night?

He's fast!

He's just tremendously fast!
Like at mach 100!

That sounds so fake.

No human could do that.

Santa isn't human!

What?!

Then are you saying he's an alien
or something?!

I don't think he exactly came
from outer space, but...

Then what?! Subterranean?!
The ocean floor?!

Um, don't worry, I already know.

What?!

Is he an alien after all?!

Or a subterranean?!

That is...

Mr. Santa is your father.

Father?

That's right.

Santa is Father.

Merry...

What's the matter?

Chiyo.

Merry Christmas.

Thank you so much!

Yay! Father is Mr. Santa!

That's right.

The government pays me.

That's amazing!

And I fly at mach 100.

That's amazing! Amazing!

Say, Yomi?

So like, if you could get anything
you wanted for Christmas,

what would you want?

Anything...

Is that really anything at all?

So, I could even ask for a
hundred trillion yen?

I'm looking for something
a little more realistic.

Realistic, huh?

About how much would be realistic?

Would ten million yen
still not be low enough?

If you're going to ask for a price...

What are you talking about?

Chiyo-chan, what do you want
for Christmas?

Well...

Oh, you know the big Christmas tree
in front of the train station?

I'd want the big star
decorating the top of it.

I've always wanted it.

Really?

This is what is called a pure and
unadulterated soul, my dear Yomi.

A hundred trillion yen, was it? Eh?

There, there.

What's wrong? What's wrong?

Hey.

Could I ask you something?

What are you being so formal about?

I know that Santa doesn't exist, but...

Yeah?

Reindeer exist, don't they?

This girl believes in reindeer!

What?!

Reindeer exist.

You're lying! Flying deer don't exist!

I know you're trying to trick me!
I'm not falling for it!

Whoa, she's serious.

Hey, hey, reindeer don't exist
in this world, do they?

They do.

What?

Hey, Osaka, do reindeer exist?

Yeah, they do.

For real?

Reindeer really exist.

They can't fly, but they look like this.

Deer and reindeer are two different things.

What the heck?!

I'm not stupid! I'm not stupid, okay?!

I gotta write New Year's cards.

Say, Tomo-chan.

What year of the zodiac is it
next year again?

Let me think...

Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder...

What's this year's zodiac again?

No idea.

Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder...

Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder...

I don't know what comes after
dragon and adder, though.

Me neither.

Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder...

Oh, I just remembered.

This year is the dragon.

The dragon.

Then it'll be the adder. Adder.

Adder.

Adder?

Adder...

Okay, I'm going to hand out report cards!

Well, let's start with Chiyo-chan.

Yes, ma'am.

Chiyo-chan, you're at the top of the
entire second year class.

Well, not that this kind of studying

will be very useful once you're out
in the real world.

Next, Tomo-chan.

You need to work a little harder.

What?

But it's not going to be useful out
in the real world, right?

You idiot!

That's what scholastics are about!

If you want wisdom that's useful in life,

go read grandma's
fountain of wisdom or something.

I'm so sorry!

Thank you for waiting for me!

All right! Merry Christmas!

We're going to party today!

Today's agenda!

We'll hang out for a while, go karaoke,
have cake at Chiyo-chan's,

and have a slumber party!

Okay, let's go!

Ya know, I think of this every year
when Christmas comes around.

Yes?

There's that red nosed reindeer, ya know?

But that's just terrible.

His shiny nose is useful
for dark roads at night...

But that's no consolation.

If ya told a bald person that he was
useful on the road at night,

you'd get clobbered.

Santa sure says some mean things,
ya know?

But the reindeer's got its own issues too.

Really?

What kinda nose does he have that
illuminates the road at night?

How'd he get a nose like that?

It just might be that he's not a
reindeer at all.

He's probably somethin' else...

Yes, right here, time pavement.

I got sixty-five points.

I think you did pretty well.

You got a better score
than you did on your test.

Oh, that's right.

Maybe I'll quit being all alone

My heart is like a little girl's,
and I parachute

I realized when I was waiting in the park

Things like making side trips and
taking a longer way home

I'd want to if I were with everyone

Miss Sakaki, you're amazing!

You're really good at this!

Yeah, talk 'bout a surprise.

Then, I guess I'll do one too.

Oh, you're gonna do it?

Hop, hop, hop, hopping around, hello

Ding-dong, ding-dong,
the bells ring on that hill, on this hill

Man, we sure sang a lot!

But Miss Yomi's singing sure was something!

That was another big surprise.

This girl's good at school and sports,

but singing is the one thing she sucks at.

Who cares?!

Singing is about putting your heart into it!

Heart, huh?

It's snow.

Snow on Christmas! How romantic!

Yeah.

It's a white Christmas.

What are you doing here?!

Hokkaido sure is nice, you know?

The food there is good
and you get to ski too.

I went there.

They've got bears and hot springs!

It's like the entire city
is the great outdoors!

I went to Hokkaido.

What?! Behind my back?! When?!

I also had crab.

Crab?!

Is it crabs next week?!

Will we get to eat crab?!

You won't get to eat crab,
but don't miss it, okay?