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01x15 - Kimura's Family / Ya See, Ya See? / An Unexpected Mother? / Hardness / Results

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Azumanga Daioh". Aired: April 8, 2002 – September 30, 2002.*
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Chronicles the everyday life in an unnamed Japanese high school of six girls.

01x15 - Kimura's Family / Ya See, Ya See? / An Unexpected Mother? / Hardness / Results

Post by bunniefuu »

Now, it has come around yet again!

Tomorrow is the sports fest!

We must win against Class 2 no matter what!

Class 2?

That's Nyamo-chan's class, isn't it?

Oh...

Meaning?

Work hard, do your best, and grab the win.

Is that not beautiful?

To be specific, it's at least 10,000 yen
worth of beauty!

Me, me!

Then, if we win against Class 2,

treat us to juice
even if we don't win overall!

Non, non, non.

Such lowly ambitions
simply will not do.

We are aiming for victory!

If you are victorious,
the drinks will be paid for.

Steak is a possibility too!

Steak, huh?

That'd be nice...

Meaning?

But super spicy sauce is bad.

I can't handle spicy stuff.

I see.

So, how are steak and the
sports fest related?

Cayenne is a kind of red chili pepper.

Do you know that?

Hey, you two there!

Do you guys really have the will to win?!

Especially you, Kagura!

Do you know why you're in this class now?!

So, that really was why...

Come on, you gotta put your spirit into it!

Down with Class 2!

To victory! Go Class 3!

Go Class 3...

Not enough spirit!

One more time! Go Class 3!

Go Class 3!

Well, I'll take attendance now.

But she sure likes doing this.

Steak again, huh?

That's if we win, right?

We have Miss Kagura on top of
Miss Sakaki this year,

so our class is very strong.

But we've got some people that
drag us down too.

You're the one that drags us down!

Didn't you see my accomplishments
last year?!

Yeah, I did.

I saw you trip magnificently
right in front of the goal line

and take some runners behind you down.

I saw your great accomplishment
that caused a great catastrophe.

What?!

Can't you appreciate my
showmanship in that?!

Uh, please reduce the
number of events I'll be in.

Why's everyone gotta participate
in the 10km marathon?

Isn't there a bread-eatin' contest?

It's true!

I tripped on purpose, okay?!

Don't worry. Chiyo-chan,
you're a vital part of our forces.

What kind of costume should we do for
this year's cheering contest?

I have a suggestion concerning that.

Oh...

This time, this wonderful baton is the
key point and...

What's this?

It's a photo of a woman.

She's a pretty lady.

Who...

My wife.

No way!

What? But...

Huh? Someone this beautiful. What?

Is this a joke?

What are you talking about?

Here's a photo of us together.

This kid is...

Oh, my daughter.

She seems like a very intelligent child...

It's weird.

Yeah.

No matter how you think of it,

a wife for Kimura is just weird!

Definitely.

Oh, but everyone, that's terrible!

It's true that he's an odd teacher, but...

I smell a conspiracy.

Yeah,

there's insufficient incentive
to choose Kimura.

That's probably because
of her taste in men...

His wife's got awful taste.

Oh, I know!

Maybe his wife's got a real bad personality.

That's why...

No! Believe it or not,

his wife is supposedly so kind that
she can tolerate THAT.

Does that mean she's an angel?

It's turned into a clear day.

What's the matter?
You don't look too happy.

I thought you were looking forward
to the obstacle course.

That's fine.

The issue at hand is somethin' else.

The issue at hand?

Yeah, it's a big issue.

I'm not good at marathons.

You mean the 10km marathon that
everyone has to participate in?

I am despairing over that one as well.

Not good at it?

Is there anything that you are good at?

Like puzzles...

Really.

I lied. I'm no good at puzzles.

Don't tell half-baked jokes like that.

Oh, I hate this.

You just have to think of it as a diet.

Oh, I see.

Because you never go running
long distances on your own.

So, you have to think of it
as an opportunity.

But I'm not fat.

Wait, you just said you're not, didn't you?

Oh, I can't wait until the obstacle course.

Now, I'm going to do my best today!

That's right.

Do your best. You do your best!

What's with that attitude?!

The harder you work, the more likely
I get treated to juice.

So, you just go out there and
do your best for me!

Damn it...

They're so simple...

FIRST PLACE!

And that was the message from the
Executive Sports Fest Committee Chairman.

We will now be starting the basket scramble.

I wasn't able to
get even one in last year,

so I'll get at least one in this year!

I didn't get any in last year either,

but I'll get three in this time!

Then, I wasn't able to
get even one in last year either,

but I'll get five in this time!

In that case, I'll get three more in
for a total of six!

I would like to get in at least two as well.

With us here, we've practically won.

Ready?!

Take that!

There!

Take that!

There!

Take that!

There!

My ball went in! It went in!

Take that!

Take that!

Take that!

Next up is ball rolling.

The Tomo-Chiyo pair is going to do our best!

Yeah!

Ready?!

Next up is the obstacle course.

I'll go do my best!

Isn't Osaka doing the obstacle course

a really bad case of miscasting?

Ready?!

Well, she said she just
really wanted to do it, so...

You know where you stick your face
in the flour to get the candy?

She said she wanted to do that.

Here goes!

Here you are, Miss Osaka.

Please wipe your face.

But why is it the four of us?

Next up is the girls' cavalry race.

Rock, paper...

Scissors!

Scissors.

All right! Tomo-chan wins!

Shouldn't that have been invalid?

There was someone who was late.

Who in the world puts in late just to lose?

Right, Osaka?

Tomo-chan, you sure are good at
rock-paper-scissors.

This is the worst possible combination.

All right! Let's crush them!

Tomo-chan, don't move!

Ready?!

All right, ya worthless b*stards!

Raise the anchor!

We're taking the field too!

Chiyo-chan, are you okay?

I'm okay...

Okay, right!

Go to the right! The right! The right!

The hand you hold your chopsticks in!

Oh, let me think...

This one, right?

If you've figured it out,
hurry up and put your hands back!

Chiyo-chan isn't going to last!

I can't hold on anymore...

Idiot Chiyo!
Where's your fighting spirit?!

You're the idiot!

What?!

Taking-digs four-eyes!

I'm the captain!

Anyone who dares to defy me
can get off this ship!

You really sure I can get off?

What do you want to do?

I sort of feel sorry for them, you know?

Yeah.

And anyway...

they're a little scary.

Want to go somewhere else?

Chiyo-chan, are you okay?

Somehow...

You're drinking juice!

You have to replenish the fluid you've lost.

The juice is for when we win
and Yukari-chan treats us!

We can't not drink anything until the
sports fest is over

just because of that.

Water!

You can drink water until then!

Why don't you do that?

Damn it!

What's the matter? Was the tap water good?

That's mine!

Now, hold on.

Take a look at that.

That?

Yeah, that.

Don't tell me. Is that...

Kimura's wife?

Right?

She really exists...

Okay, let's check and see just how good
a person she is.

What are you going to do?

I'm going to do this.

Oh?

Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my,
oh, my, oh, my...

Whoa!

She seems like a really, really good person!

Eep.

Oh, she's coming towards us.

Oh, my. You must be Chiyo-chan.

Wow, you are so adorable!

What? Um, how did you know?

Oh, I'm sorry.

My husband teaches here.

And he'd told me that there's a tiny,
cute girl at the school.

I had no idea he'd said anything like that...

Did you come today to watch the sports fest?

Yes, I had intended to come earlier,

but I was working so hard at
making lunch, I ran late.

Whoa, a lunch from a loving wife!

Oh, please.

Though, he calls it a "love wife lunch...

Love wife?!

Why English?!

And it sounds like it might be wrong!

Uh, what about Mr. Kimura do you like?

Well, let me think.

I think it's that he's cool.

What?!

This woman has no eye for character!

Well, it's true that he's not the type
in fashion these days.

But you know how 70s clothing
has been showing up again?

He just sort of cycles around
again like that.

Maybe I'm a little out of touch
with the times.

No!

As far as I know, no matter how many
cycles we go through,

Kimura's turn will never come up!

Next up is the scavenger race.

Ready?!

Go for it, Chiyo-chan!

Steak!

Chiyo-chan, hang in there!

Beat them to a pulp!

Make it so they can't ever get up again!

In a scavenger race?

Beat up who?

Oh, here she comes.

Uh, um...

Is it glasses again?

No, um, well, well...

Oh!

Is it bloomers!

Want me to take them off?!

Like hell...

Tomo-chan, come with me!

Gotcha!

What? Tomo...

It can't be...

Yeah, that's probably it.

Chiyo-chan sure has guts.

Goal!

Hey, hey, so what were you
supposed to scavenge?

A beautiful lady?

Or maybe someone you admire?

Or could it have been your best friend?
Gee, I'm blushing.

What?

What?!

Chihiro twisted her ankle?!

Yeah,

she's at the nurse's office right now.

What am I going to do?

She's doing the three-legged race with me.

What's going on?

Are we short someone?

Yes, my partner for the three-legged race...

In that case, it'd be nice to get
someone strong to replace her.

Me!

Hey, Sakaki!

Come and be in the three-legged race.

But, for Miss Sakaki to participate in
such a dull event...

No, not at all.

I've always wanted to try being in the
three-legged race.

Besides, it looks like fun.

Really? But...

Let's do our best.

Yes, please, let's!

Kaorin!

You want me to do my best and
run it with you after all?

It wasn't that serious.

Um...

Good luck, okay?

Next up is the three-legged race.

Um, I'll do my best.

I'll k*ll...

I'll k*ll myself doing my best if I have to.

I'll die!

Ready?!

Okay, let's do our best.

Yes!

One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
One, two. One, two. One, two.

One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
One, two.

One, two. One, two. One, two.
One, two. One, two.

One, two. One, two. One, two.
One, two. One, two.

We did it!

We did it! Miss Sakaki!

First place! We got first place!

Yeah.

Oh, right.

Please take this flag as my thanks...

No, that's okay.

Then what should I...

Oh, I know!

What do you think of this?

Well, that's...

I can't untie it.

If you can't untie it, maybe we
shouldn't try to untie it by force.

No, we can't exactly do that.

Oh, if it's about me, please don't worry.

I'll be fine.

Fine?

The final event will be the all school


All right!

I'll clinch our victory with this!

I will aim to complete the race.

Idiot Chiyo!

Such a lowly ambition is no good!

What? It's not?

That's right!

Watch how I run! How I live!

Oh, this time has finally come.

That fun obstacle course is now
just a distant memory of the past.

No!

Obstacle course race, come back!

I'm not asking for much.

But I will lose this month's
taiyaki pastry-worth.

I will lose it!

Everyone, good luck!

Ready?!

Final stretch!

Huh?

What the?

Ooh! Good! Go, Tomo!

Runaway victory!

I've got my steak!

Everyone, hang in there!

Oh, it's Tomo-chan.

If I can't finish first anyway,

I figured I'd at least be first
towards the beginning.

So, I was in the lead at the 1km mark.

I got to shine, even if it was
just for that moment.

That's so cool.

So, that is how you live!

Okay, me, too!

Oh, Chiyo-chan!

Chiyo-chan, welcome back!

I cannot follow this way of life...

I think so, too.

I ended up in last place.

I was second from last place.

Oh, thank you very much.

Miss Sakaki, where did you place?

Were you in first place after all?

No, I'm not very good at long distance,
so I came in sixth.

What? But even sixth is amazing!

Ask me what place I came in too.

Where did you place, Miss Kagura?

This!

Flat?

Fifth!

Fifth? Sixth?

But I was the winner up
through the first kilometer!

This contest is a tie!

I see.

There's nothing to see!

The scores have been tallied up
for the final event, the marathon.

Announcement!

The victory goes to...

We did it!

Yukari-chan, juice!

Nyamo...

Victory!

But you all really worked hard.

Victory!

Okay, to reward your efforts,
I'll treat you to cans of juice!

All right!

We love you, Miss Kurosawa!

What's with you?

Acting so agreeable when you've lost.

Loser team! Loser team!

Loser team!

Aren't you ashamed?!

I'll bet you are!

You people on the loser team!

No...

Losers! Losers!

nyah-nyah!

Loser team! Loser team!

Why?

The second year is full of events, too.

Next week is the culture fest!

This time, there's loads of cosplaying.

Lots of fan service!

Special costumes in rapid succession!



There'll be lots of 'em,

like the plaster wall and bamboo-and-paper
umbrella monsters.

That's not exactly what you'd call cosplay...

Then how 'bout takoyaki and
Japanese pizzas?

I think you're even further off then before.

In that case, home run!

What's that?