01x02 - Puppies

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[OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]

[TOY SQUEAKS]

[TOY SQUEAKS]

[TOY SQUEAKS]

[TOY SQUEAKS]

[TOY SQUEAKS]

- DUG: I love my toys for dogs.
- [FLY BUZZES]

DUG: Get away, you fly.
[BARKS] That is mine.

- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- DUG: There is that sound.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[BARKING] There is that sound there.
Who made that sound? I will warn them.

This is our den.

You make that
sound, I will bark.

- I know you are there.
- Down, k*ller.

DUG: Someone made that sound.

[CARL CHUCKLES]

Hi, Carl. Hi, Dug.

[SIGHS] Thank you so much.

CARL: Oh, no trouble
at all. Happy to do it.

WOMAN: Well, I'm
off. See you tonight.

- Have fun.
- You, too.

Come here, boy. We got
some guests for the day.

DUG: Ohhh!

[SERENE MUSIC PLAYING]

DUG: Puppies.

Hi there, you puppies.

I have just met
you and I love you.

And you, and you,
and you, and you.

Wait. Did you get
an "I love you"?

I do not know, so I will
say it again. I love you.

[YAWNS]

DUG: Aw!

Dug, could you watch them for a spell?
I'll be right inside if you need me.

DUG: Oh, yes, oh, yes. [BARKING]
I will take care of the puppies.

Uh, you might want
to quiet it down.

DUG: I want the puppies to wake up, so
that I may take care of the puppies.

- You got your wish.
- DUG: Puppies. Puppies.

Okay. Here they come.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[ALL YIPPING]

DUG: Puppies!

[DUG LAUGHING]

Puppies!

- Have fun, Dug.
- [DUG CONTINUES LAUGHING]

This is fun. So many
puppies on me. [LAUGHS]

I know. Try to catch
me, you puppies.

- I do not think you can.
- [ALL YIPPING]

DUG: Chase me,
puppies. Chase me.

Are you still back there?

I am faster than you.

[ALL YIPPING]

DUG: I am faster than a puppy.

[ALL YIPPING]

Do not get dizzy. I am
running not in a straight.

[CHUCKLES]

- Hello, puppies. It is me, Dug.
- [ALL YIPPING]

DUG: Oh, puppies. [CHUCKLES]
How did you get there?

You caught me. [LAUGHS]

Ow!

You have sharp teeth, you puppies.
Tiny puppy teeth, puppy teeth.

Ow! So sharp. Now
I'm feeling chewed!

[LANGUAGES CHANGING]

Ow! Puppy teeth! Tiny
puppy teeth on me!

Now I am turning. Ow,
turning and hurting.

It is kind of fun.
Ow, fun and hurting.

Ow!

CARL: Clang, clang, clang!

Lunchtime!

[ALL YIPPING]

DUG: Oh, now the cute puppies
are chewing their lunch.

CARL: Come on, Dug. You too.

DUG: Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

[PUPPIES MUNCHING]

[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]

DUG: That is okay, because
puppies need a lot of food.

Hey, Dug. Here's your treat.

DUG: Oh, boy! My
after-food food.

- Throw it. Throw...
- [BARKS]

DUG: It.

I continue to not be angry because
the puppies are nice and cute.

[ALL YAWNING]

DUG: Oof, I love the puppies.

And I am also glad that they
are now are having a sleep.

[TOY SQUEAKS]

DUG: [CHUCKLES] Uh-oh.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[TOY SQUEAKS SLOWLY]

DUG: Now, puppies,
these are my toys.

My very special toys for dogs.

They are not for you.

But if you are very gentle...

[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

[ALL YIPPING]

DUG: No!

Oh! That one was a pretty bee.

[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

[ALL YIPPING]

DUG: Save my toys. Save my toys.
Save my toys. Save my toys.

- No! Get back.
- [YIPPING]

Back! No!

Hmm. Cute.

DUG: Stop, you puppies!

You may play with my toys
for dogs, you puppies,

but please do not chew
them too much because...

Squirrel!

[TOYS SQUEAK]

[IN SLOW MOTION] Oh, no!

[SQUEAKING]

DUG: Oh...

- [BARKING]
- DUG: Oh!

Oh, that was new. I just
got that for my birthday.

That one I dug up from the
dirt. [GASPS] My little piggy!

That one is my favorite! My toy.

Oh, no. All these puppies.

These puppies,
oh, no. I can't...

I will keep you
safe, my toy for dog.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

DUG: These puppies are not
what I thought they'd be like.

[BARKS]

[BARKS]

[CHITTERS]

h*, now the squirrel will
get chewed on by the puppies.

- [CHITTERING]
- [WHIMPERING]

DUG: Come on, you puppies.

[WHIMPERING]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

DUG: Do not be afraid of that
squirrel. Maybe he will get dead soon.

We do not know.

[WHIMPERING]

[CHITTERING]

DUG: I am the alpha,
so I will take control.

[SPITS]

[DUG GRUNTING]

Do not be afraid. Do what I do.

[BARKING] You do not
scare us, you squirrel.

Do it with me. It's fun.

[ALL BARKING]

DUG: Well, go on. Go get him.

[ALL YIPPING]

[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]

DUG: We did it. Howl with me.

[ALL HOWLING]

DUG: I am so proud. Good
puppies. Good puppies.

Let's play.

All right. Let us try again.

You ready, puppies?

Here we go, and

- point!
- [WHIMPERS]

DUG: We will work on that.

I hate to interrupt
the pack meeting, Dug,

but it's time for
the pups to go home.

DUG: Oh, I do not want
the puppies to go.

Puppy teeth. Ow, ow!

But I am okay that they do.

Thanks, Carl. I really
appreciate the help.

CARL: Ah, it was our pleasure.
They were perfect angels.

DUG: Wait, Poppa.

Bye, puppies.

[PUPPIES WHIMPERING]

WOMAN: Aw...

Good night, you two.

- [PUPPIES YIPPING]
- Hey, there. I missed you.

DUG: I liked today. May
we get some puppies?

[SNORING]

[CHUCKLES] We'll talk
about it tomorrow.

Good night, Dug.

[CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]