01x06 - Gloriasaurus

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GLORIA: Places!

[EVERYBODY LAUGHS]

[SHUTTER TRIGGERS]

[♪♪♪]

[GASPS]

- Huh? Oh!

[HUMMING]

- Whoa! That is a snack fit
for the winged king of New York.

Clear the way!
Ouch! Hey! I'm flyin' here!

Uh! Ah! Going low!

[GRUNTS]

I had the right of way! Yeesh!

I'm not givin' up
without a bite. At last! Whoa!

[MICE SQUEAK]

No, no, no! That's mine!

What's a pigeon gotta do to get
a little respect around here?

[T-REX GROWLS]

[SCREAMS]

[♪♪♪]

♪ It's a wild, wild world
And it's calling our name ♪

♪ It's a jungle out there
So let's get on our way ♪

♪ To have fun
Through the tunnel ♪

♪ See the big, big city ♪

♪ Everybody get ready ♪

♪ Get ready ♪

♪ Time to go a little wild ♪

♪ We can go a million miles ♪

♪ Can I get a "Hey, oh!" ♪

♪ Can I get a "Let's go!" ♪

♪ On a journey ♪

♪ All smiles ♪

♪ Time to go a little wild! ♪

KATE: To your left, you'll find Gloria,

a hippo who grabs life by the tail!

GLORIA: Woohoo!

KATE: Gloria's ancestors
have been movin' and groovin'

for 55 million years!

[LAUGHS]

If you want some more fun facts
to rock your world,

join me at the Museum of Dinosaurs
this afternoon.

I'll be giving a presentation
about the link

between modern day animals and dinosaurs!
- Dinosaurs?

Don'tcha just love dinosaurs!
I do!

They're big and strong
and know how to strut their stuff...

just like yours truly.
- Yeah, but can they roar?

- Yup.
- It's kinda what they do.

- The Museum of Dinosaurs
is kind of a big deal.

- Aren't you nervous?

- Why would I be nervous?
I mean, I give talks here every day.

Although, the crowds there
are much bigger.

[HEART POUNDING]

Would you excuse me, please?
I have to go practice.

[PANTING]

- Oh, no,
she seems pretty nervous.

- Kate? Nah.
She's always got things under control.

- I'm dinosaur and I'm here
to give a speech about Kate.

- Huh?

- I mean, I'm Kate and I'm here
to give a dinosaur about speech.

What? Ugh!
- She is definitely nervous.

- What if I point
to the T-Rex tarsal bone

when I'm supposed to point
to the meta-tarsal?

How embarrassing! Ugh!

♪ My heart is racing ♪

♪ My mouth feels dry ♪

♪ I'm feeling tingly
And jittery inside ♪

♪ What if I forget the words? ♪

♪ What if I'm out of my zone? ♪

♪ In front of all those people ♪

♪ Up here all alone ♪

♪ What will happen
If I stumble walking to the stage ♪

♪ What will happen if I fumble
The words upon the page? ♪

♪ Will they laugh
At my mistakes ♪

♪ Or will they judge me silently ♪

♪ If I mix up all the terms
When pointing out anatomy? ♪

♪ O-M-G ♪

- That's the worst case
of stage fright I've ever seen!

- Stages can be very scary.

You can bump into them,
fall off them, fall on them...

- Stage fright is when you're afraid
of talking in front of people.

Even the best actors
get stage fright sometimes.

Not me of course. Because I have a routine
that gets rid of stage fright every time.

A whiff of lavender
to calm the nerves!

[SNEEZES]

- I'm more of a moist towelette
kind of giraffe myself.

Clean hooves,
clear mind, can't lose.

- A good soak in the water
always soothes me.

- Making sure everything's in its place
is what helps me relax.

- The sound
of an audience applauding

is like a thousand hugs
wrapping you in love!

- If there's anyone I wanna wrap
in a thousand hugs, it's Kate!

- Melman's right.
Kate's always there for us.

We gotta be there for her!

[KATE SIGHS]

- Hmm. I've got a plan!
Let's sneak into the museum,

prep Kate's room
with our no-fail calming tricks,

then give Kate the biggest applause ever.
That'll calm her nerves!

- Yeah!

- And we can go early
to check out all the dinosaur exhibits!

ANT'NEY: Incoming!

[ANT'NEY GRUNTS]

Not even noon
and already I've been hollered at,

rolled over, pretzel nabbed...

[BEEPING]

That's right, Whackee Stackee,
my day's been a big ol' whomp-whomp buzz.

- Whackee what-skee?
- Whackee Stackee.

It's a video game.
I see kids playin' it everywhere.

[WOWING]

- Want to give it a try, Melman?
- No thanks.

Who knows how many paws
have been on that thing?

- Gloria, want to check it out?

- I'm not really into these kinda things,
but sure, why not?

ANT'NEY: You gotta stack
all those blocks without them fallin'!

- C'mon!
We should get going to the museum.

ALEX: Let's put
all the stuff for Kate in my backpack.

- Where you kids off to?

- Kate is giving a presentation
this afternoon,

and she needs our help!
- And it's at the dinosaur museum!

- Oh, to be a majestic dinosaur.
Count me in!

[GIGGLES]

[BEEPING]

- Whackee Stackee
is Whackee-tastic!

Game: Congratulations,
Whackee Stacker!

You've completed Level 1!

Complete all five levels
and you will be The Master Stackinator.

- Level 2, here I come!

[BEEPING]

[GRUNTING]

Game: Oh, sorry, Stacker!
You've lost this round!

You can try again
when you hear this sound:

[DINGING]

- I'll get you next time!

ALEX: Oh, Gloria?
- What?

- Time to go!
- Coming!

[♪♪♪]

Hmm,
I'll bring this just in case.

- We've got something special
for you! We have...

Uh! What do we have?

- Uh, How 'bout
some prehistoric minerals?

- You mean "rocks"? How 'bout not.
- But how about...

- Ooh...

[GIBBERS]

[GASPS]

- How'd you know we love dinos?

[DAVE GIBBERS]

[PICKLES GROWLS]

- Everybody loves dinos.

[DAVE GIBBERS]

[PICKLES LAUGHS]

[♪♪♪]

- Woohoo!

♪ Aomoa, aomoa, aomoa ♪

- See you at the museum!

♪ Let's go
Find a little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it
A day to remember ♪

♪ Let's find
Something new we can explore ♪

♪ Explore ♪

♪ Let's go
Find a little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it
A day to remember ♪

♪ Let's charge
Through every open door ♪

♪ Adventure's calling ♪

[GLORIA LAUGHS]

- Whoa!

[GRUNTING]

- Huh! Oh! This isn't the museum.
We've gone back in time!

[SCREAMS]

- I didn't think the tunnel went that far.
Ooh! Arugula.

Ugh, it's fake!
This is the museum!

- When is this thing gonna ding?

[GLORIA SIGHS]

- Ah! Everybody hold still.

[SCREAMING AND PANTING]

- Millie, do you see what I see?

MILLIE: I sure do, Murray!

I didn't know
zebras were prehistoric.

MURRAY: Ya learn something new every day.

- We can't let anyone see us.
Especially Kate.

- Yeah, we don't wanna distract her
before her presentation.

- Hold onto your tails!
Operation Presentation is on.

[♪♪♪]

[PANTING]

- Ugh! Hush! There's Kate!

- Then I'll walk here, tell a joke.
No, maybe there?

I guess it doesn't matter,
it's just a presentation...

In front of a rare


And lots and lots of people.
Uff!

- Oh, she's really got the jitters!
- Good thing we're here to help.

ANT'NEY: Comin' through!

[SCREAMING]

- What was that?

ANT'NEY: What's the big idea?
- Hush!

[KATE SIGHS]

- Maybe I need some air.

- Now's our chance!
Let's go prep the podium.

[WOWING]

- I bet that guy never got run over
by a hot dog cart. - C'mon!

- These will sure relax her.

[GLORIA GRUNTS]

Sprig of lavender!
- Bottle of water! - Hu!

- Ouch! One lucky feather!
- Hu! No offense.

ANT'NEY: Eh, none taken.

- And everything in its place.
Kate's gonna knock it outta the park!

- We've got an hour 'til she starts.
Let's go have some fun!

ANT'NEY: What should we do?
GLORIA: Everything!

- Look at what we won!

- But let's start there,
at the Dino Dig Pit!

[ALEX GRUNTS]

[MARTY PANTING]

- Woohoo!

[GASPS]

- A pit full of dirt!
My worst nightmare!

ALEX: Let's do this!

[ALEX PANTING]

- Hey! I found one!
- So did I!

- Ooh, we found something shiny!
But it's stuck.

[GRUNTING]

[DINGING]

Huh? That's the ding! I can stack again!
Maybe just one quick game.

- Gloria!

[DINGING]

[ALEX GRUNTS]

[DINGING]

[GLORIA GASPS]

[GRUNTING]

- I'll be right back!

ALEX: Whoa! Uh!

KATE: Pardon me.

"What does a triceratops sit on?"
"It's tricerabottom!"

Heh. Eh... No.

GLORIA: Okay, Gloria,

if you wanna be The Master Stackinator,
you gotta get through Level 2!

♪ If I stay focused
I know I'll win ♪

♪ I always finish
Everything that I begin ♪

♪ Yeah, you won't see me
Giving up ♪

♪ You won't see me
Backing down ♪

♪ Because if I am playing
I'm playing for the crown ♪

♪ You should know
There's nothing ♪

♪ Ever getting in my way ♪

♪ I'mma do my best
Or better every single day ♪

♪ I'll be reaching
For the stars ♪

♪ And when I get there
I'll push through ♪

♪ Higher and higher
And higher ♪

♪ 'Cause that's what winners do ♪

GAME: You've completed Level 2!

- Yes! Let's do this, Level 3!

[BEEPING]

[ALEX GRUNTING]

- Hey, look!
This must be from a bananasaurus!

[CHUCKLES]

- It's a Tyrannosaurus Rex tooth.
Their teeth look like bananas.

- A T-Rex tooth? Cool!

- We got some femurs,
some tibias, some fibulas.

And a few other doohickulas
I haven't figured out yet.

GUIDE: Okay, paleontologists,
just ten more seconds

to find the ultimate treasure,

a golden dino fossil,
and win a dinotastic prize!

- Hey, a little help over here.
- Come on, Melman. Alex needs us!

- Ugh! I just wish
the dirt wasn't so dirty.

[GRUNTING]

[GASPING]

- Whoa. - Whoa! The T-Rex skull!
- We won! Yeah! Ugh! Uh!

Hey, Gloria! Check this out!
You're not gonna believe it!

GLORIA: Uh! Just a minute.

GAME: You've completed level 3!

- Oh! Two more levels to go
and I'll be The Master Stackinator!

- I think I like digging for fossils!
It's not as messy as I thought! Whoa!

Blerg!

Will you please excuse me for one moment
while I freshen up?

[MELMAN SCREAMING]

- Huh? Locked out again.

[PANTING]

- I'll wait. Hey, what's that?

- Check out that coprolite!
Now that's a big piece of dino poop.

- That was so close,
I almost touched the...

[MELMAN GASPS]

Uh!

[♪♪♪]

Poop.
- I didn't miss anything, did I?

- Oh, just your average,
once-in-a-lifetime fossil discovery.

- No way!
Wish I could've seen it...

- How soon 'til the big show?

- We have 0-36 minutes
until Kate goes live.

Let's find Melman
and check out the next exhibit.

[BABY CRYING]

[BABY LAUGHS]

- Ugh, Melman,
what happened to you?

- Ugh! I'm filthy and I stink.

- At least you're not extinct.
Get it? Ex-tinct?

- Look, Mom! It's a brachiosaurus!
- Oh...

- Hey, you got so much dirt on you
that that kid thinks you're a dinosaur!

- Fantastic.
- It is fantastic! Dinosaurs were kings!

I'd give my left wing
for that kinda respect.

- I guess a little dirt
isn't so bad.

- Oh, check this out!

[GASPING]

- Marty, do we have time
for the Dino Egg Pit?

- Only if I get to jump in first!
Come on, let's get in line!

- I love jumping in stuff!

[DINGING]

But I may as well stack it up
'til it's our turn!

- T-Rex eggs were so huge.
- Everything about the T-Rex was huge!

Except its arms,
which were small but powerful.

GUIDE: Next group, please!

ALEX: It's our turn!

MARTY: Cannonball!

[EXHALES]

- Melman, you're a dinosaur now.
Wee!

[GIGGLES]

Where'd Gloria go?
Maybe the potty.

[GRUNTS]

- Now I can stack in private.

[BEEPING]

GAME: Level 4 Complete!

One more level
and you shall be The Master Stackinator.

- Oh, yeah! It's on now! Huh?

No, no, no!

[GLORIA GROWLS]

Ugh, one more game
and I know I can do it!

- "When you work
with wild animals,

you gotta keep your eyes open
at all times." Oh!

[LAUGHING]

- I'm back!
Let's jump in some eggs!

- Sorry, Gloria, our turn is over.
- I was gone that long?

Was it as jumpy-cool-awesome
as it looked? - Uh...

- Yeah, even awesomer!

[SIGHS]

ANNOUNCER:Ladies and gentlemen,
please join us

by the Dino Dance exhibit
for a prehistoric rockin' good time!

- Yay! Whaddya say?

- I'd say, we have just enough time
for one more exhibit.

- Dancing and dinosaurs
are two of my favorite things ever!

I am not missing this!

ANNOUNCER: Players,
place your feet at the clawprints

and get ready to groove!

- Everyone ready to get
their prehistoric groove on?

MARTY: Yes!
MELMAN: Woo-hoo! - You know it!

[GIGGLES]

[DINGING]

- Uh! Be right back!
ANNOUNCER: Five, four...

- Three.
- What happened?

- We lost Gloria. Hey, Ant'ney!
We need you over here!

- I'm on it! Ouch!

[♪♪♪]

♪ Do the dino! ♪

♪ Do the dino! ♪

♪ Let me hear you roar! ♪

♪ Do the dino! ♪

♪ Yo! Hey, put those claws up! ♪

♪ And move them all around ♪

♪ Now shake those tails
To this colossal sound ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Let me see you
Stomp those feet ♪

♪ To the left
To the right on beat ♪

♪ Let's do the dino! ♪

♪ Now clap those claws
A little bit faster ♪

♪ Like you're running
From a velociraptor ♪

♪ Do the dino! ♪

♪ Let me hear you roar! ♪

♪ Do the dino! ♪

♪ Claws up jaws wide like whoa ♪

♪ Do the dino! ♪

♪ Shake your tail now
To and fro ♪

♪ Do the dino! ♪

♪ Claws up jaws wide like whoa ♪

[SIGHS]

[DINGING]

- Let's do this!

[GASPS]

Phew! Uh! No, no, no!

[SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

Uh-oh.

- That song is going to be stuck
in our heads for a long...

[GASP]

- Uh, uh!

[WHISTLES]

- Unless I'm losin' my feathers,
that pile-a bones was not a pile before.

- I was playing Whackee Stackee

and I accidentally
whackee-d Kate's T- Rex!

- She was nervous already,
now she's totally gonna freak out!

- She's gonna freak out?
I'm gonna freak out!

- I'm feeling surprisingly calm.
- This is bad.

You do not wanna mess
with museum artifacts.

- Maybe we can try to piece
this skeleton back together.

- It's no use. We're never getting
this skeleton put back together.

- Don't give up now!

We learned all kinds of stuff
about dinos today.

We can figure out how
to put it back together the right way.

ALEX: Marty's right!
At the Dino Dig,

we learned that T-Rex teeth
look like bananas!

- These must be the teeth!
- At the Dino Egg Pit,

we learned the big T-Rex
has itty-bitty arms!

- Then these are the arms!

[GRUNTING]

Oh, I can't believe I got so distracted
that I missed all the fun!

ALEX: We're just happy you're back.

[LAUGHING]

- Kate's talk is in a few minutes,
so we gotta do this stat.

- Oh, yeah!

EVERYBODY: Woohoo!

[♪♪♪]

- Yeah!

[ANT'NEY PANTING]

- Yeah.

[GRUNTING]

MARTY: Quickly! She's coming!

[GRUNTS]

- I got this!

[GLORIA GRUNTS]

[MELMAN GIGGLES]

- Hurry up!
- I am The Master Stackinator!

[WOWING]

[BOTH GRUNT]

[SIGHS]

[INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATION]

- Uh...
I don't know if I can do this.

Huh? Is that lavender? Hmm...

Ah, how refreshing!
Huh. So clean and organized.

Not sure what this is for,
but I like it.

Welcome everyone! I'm Kate.

I'm here to talk about the connection
between modern day animals and dinosaurs.

- She doesn't
sound nervous at all!

KATE: Here's a fun fact!

Did you know that birds, even pigeons,
are direct descendants of dinosaurs!

- I'm a relative of that guy?
Wait 'till Ma hears about this!

- Today's animals
are as amazing as the animals

that lived millions of years ago.
Trust me, I know.

The animals I take care of,
back at the Habitat, they're the best.

- Aww!

[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]

- She nailed it.
- Let's head home! Uh-oh...

- But how are we gonna get in there
without being spotted?

[GLORIA GASPS]

[BEEPING]

- I don't think it'll be a problem.
Let's go.

[BEEPING]

- Wow, did you see that!
- Whoa, cool!

[BEEPING]

KATE: On your left is Marty the Zebra.

Fun fact: Zebras evolved from Pliohippus
over 4 million years ago!

- Looks like Kate won't be needing
our help for her next presentation.

KATE: If ya wanna know more about Pliohippus,

come to the Museum of Dinosaurs
where I'll be every Saturday,

answering dino-questions, like:
What does a T-Rex eat?

Anything it wants!

[LAUGHING]

I'll be here all day, folks!
Or until the zoo closes in 15 minutes.

- Hey, Gloria, you wanna give
Whackee Stackee one last shot

before it goes back
to the Lost & Found?

- Hmm. Thanks, Marty.
But I'm good. Uh!

[ALEX LAUGHS]

- Hey, put it back!
- Ooh... Ooh! Hmm. Ah!

[GIBBERING]

Don't know what it is, Dave!

[BEEPING]

- Guess I really did need a break
from Whackee Stackee.

I can still hear it ringing in my ears.

[ANT'NEY HUMMING]

- Oh! Uh!
- Not this time, fellas.

Hey, cuz!
Lookin' good. How you doin'?

♪ Aomoa, aomoa, aomoa ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ Let's go
Find a little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it
A day to remember ♪

♪ Let's find
Something new we can explore ♪

♪ Let's go
Find a little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it
A day to remember ♪

♪ Let's charge
Through every open door ♪

♪ Aomoa, aomoa, aomoa ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ Aomoa, aomoa ♪

♪ Adventure's calling ♪