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01x06 - Biradari

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Maamla Legal Hai". Aired: 1 March 2024 – present.*
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At District Court Patparganj, where eccentric staff members strive to dispense justice but not without a few objections, chaos collides with the letter of the law.

01x06 - Biradari

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[horns honking]

[crowd] Tyagi! Tyagi! Tyagi! Tyagi!

Tyagi! Tyagi!

Tyagi! Tyagi! Tyagi! Tyagi!

[crowd] Tyagi! Tyagi! Tyagi! Tyagi!

Tyagi! Tyagi! Tyagi!

Tyagi! Tyagi! Tyagi! Tyagi!

Tyagi isn't just my name

Tyagi means selflessness,

and that's my attitude!

-[crowd cheers]

-[exciting music playing]

Why would you want Tyagi?

He's been selling chambers on the side

and has become a millionaire.

The one who will sacrifice

for you is none other than our Phoreyji.

-[Prince] Applause.

-[crowd applauds, cheers]

-[Prince] Are, applause.

-[crowd applauds, cheers]

[crowd continues to cheer]

In the next 60 days, we will bring you

A digital library!

Ahmed Gupta promises you all

that the library in every court

will be fully digital!

[music stops]

Library! Are, who needs a library?

This shows that he doesn't

understand you at all,

but I understand you.

[enthralling music playing]

[politician] Here you go.

Whiskey, rum, and chicken lollipop.

They are going

around distributing lollipops!

But we won't get sucked in!

We are going to demand

a crèche for our children

without which no female lawyer

is going to show up to work.

[Sujata] What is this assignment

Tyagiji has given us?

we still don't have a crèche

in our Nawada Court,

so how do you expect

Patparganj to have one?

If she was running from Patparganj,

we could have done something about it.

But she's running from Nawada.

How are we gonna stop her?

-[campaigner 1] Vote for

-[crowd] Sagarika!

-[campaigner 1] Vote for

-[crowd] Sagarika!

-[campaigner 2] All work and no play!

-[lawyers] Mahinder Phorey!

-[campaigner 2] All work and no play!

-[lawyers] Mahinder Phorey!

-[campaigner 2] All work and no play!

-[lawyers] Mahinder Phorey!

-[upbeat music playing]

-[inaudible dialogue]

-[tense upbeat music playing]

-[inaudible dialogue]

[news reporter] Breaking news!

Breaking news!

We have breaking news from Jhilmil.

There has been a violent incident

at Jhilmil Court today

between the police

and the lawyers present there.

It is believed that a policeman

beat the lawyer with his baton,

after which a mob of angry lawyers

beat up the policeman.

Our correspondent Rakesh is

at the site bringing us the latest news.

Rakesh, can you tell us what happened?

[theme music playing]

Are, in Jhilmil, a lawyer got beat up!

[indistinct news report]

By the police!

Hain? A lawyer got beat up again?

They should only misbehave

in the police station.

The court is our domain.

Police officers!

Remember one thing!

This black coat

has been protecting you all this time.

So be warned.

Those who mess with lawyers

will end up paying a heavy price!

A lawyer's dignity cannot be stripped

from him by a police baton.

Ahmed Gupta demands lawyer security!

All lawyers should be

provided g*n licenses! Mm.

[camera shutter clicks]

[crowd] VD Tyagi! VD Tyagi!

[Mintu] Vote for him and you'll get lucky!

[crowd] VD Tyagi! VD Tyagi!

[Mintu] Vote for him and you'll get lucky!

[crowd] VD Tyagi! VD Tyagi!

[constable] Sir, ever since a lawyer

got beaten up,

campaigning has been banned

in Jhilmil Court.

Look at this, Kazmi saab,

what's happening is very unfair.

I know that the lawyers

had a clash with the police,

but, sir, Phorey is taking

undue advantage of the situation.

Now, stopping us from campaigning

in Jhilmil during an election

is a little too much.

Phorey did it from my Hauz Rani

all the way to the back office Daryaganj.

Campaigning, I also want

to do it in Jhilmil.

There are 1,200 lawyers there.

This is clear partisanship.

Jhilmil is not just a bar association.

It's also a court.

And the order given

to stop all campaigning

didn't come from Phorey's association,

it came from the district

judge at the Jhilmil court.

But that district judge is Phorey's uncle.

Obviously, he is in cahoots with him.

Are, the judge who should be

recusing himself is misusing his position.

You've misused your position too.

It was a minor squabble.

And by screaming and shouting,

you turned it into such a big issue!

We did, didn't we?

We did, didn't we?

And Ahmed sir thinks

I'm not very good at politics. [chuckles]

[Ahmed] Maybe a little too good.

He wants to give g*ns to everybody.

Please cancel his nomination.

Can we please focus on Phorey?

Sir.

The council does not have the right

to interfere with the court order.

If you want, you can file a motion

to have the election postponed.

Now that's a good idea.

Are, what good idea, yaar?

What good idea?

Just when there's a big wave in my favor,

it will be wasted!

Tyagi, I'm riding a big wave too.

But I'm also taking a risk, right?

A wave? For Ahmed Gupta?

[snorts]

In that case, I'm riding a tsunami.

[playful music playing]

Look, Kazmi saab, let me tell you,

this election will not be postponed.

Tyagi saab, in that case,

the council cannot do anything.

Are you trying to say that VD Tyagi

will have to stand for elections

without even campaigning in Jhilmil?

Yes.

[VD Tyagi] Kazmi saab,

what are you doing?

All the best, Tyagi saab.

To hell with this!

VD Tyagi is going to Jhilmil!

Both of you, start the slogans!

-Vote for VD Tyagi!

-Vote for VD Tyagi!

-[Law] Vote for VD Tyagi!

-[Order] Vote for VD Tyagi!

"Jebar Kedo"

Jabbar Kaedo.

Who is that?

I'm not sure exactly,

but there's some connection

between Sagarika and him.

You know, to be honest,

I found Sagarikaji quite impressive.

I mean, just to be honest.

[man] What are you saying?

A woman from my community is running

for elections without me knowing about it?

And that too, against Tyagi?

-She's got some guts.

-[scoffs]

I know. How did a woman

from our community become a lawyer?

Even I couldn't believe it, Chabbarji.

-Babbar.

-Babbarji.

But it is the truth.

All the female lawyers

were ready to vote for Tyagiji.

Now, she'll get the votes.

If Tyagiji wins the elections,

you will benefit from that, won't you?

He's handling 13 cases

from your community.

-They are all fake.

-Of course they are all fake.

But Tyagiji likes to treat them

as if they are all true.

Tell me, has he given you

a chance to complain?

No. Never.

Tyagi bhaiya fights our cases

as if we are his family.

Then, isn't it our duty to help

our brother win the election, huh?

Madam, one second.

What did you say your name was?

Sujata.

Your surname.

[playful music playing]

Negi.

That means she's from a high caste. Mm-hm.

Okay, then you can drink from the cup.

-Go ahead.

-Oh, it's chai, I don't like it.

Sir, according to your requirements,

our farmhouse is the best option.

Jhilmil Court's face

opens at our backside.

Very nice!

Guys, here's what you do,

make sure you are stationed

-outside Jhilmil Court.

-Yes, sir.

Catch every lawyer that comes out of there

and just tell them,

"Free booze, free booze",

and send them straight to the farmhouse.

First, we'll get them drunk,

and then we'll get our work done. Mm.

-[Parimal] Tyagiji.

-Mm?

Do you think this is going to work?

Mr. Jha,

it'll only work if they get jacked

or drink Jack Daniel's, huh?

-Mm.

-[manager] Jack Daniel's?

Sir, these Jhilmil lawyers

will be happy with local whiskey.

And to be fancy,

we can serve it in glass glasses.

But, sir,

starter will be chicken lollipop.

Our chicken lollipop is world-famous, sir!

Mmm. Looks like you have arranged

a lot of big events in Jhilmil.

Sir, the Jhilmil's oath ceremonies.

Judges' farewell parties.

Court sh**t-out parties,

and all the association's anniversaries.

Uh-uh, excuse me.

A sh**t-out party for what reason?

Hey, noodly m*therf*cker,

why don't you mind your own business?

Why do you wanna know?

Hey, what? Huh?

No, no, no!

This is the answer I got

when I asked about the sh**t-out.

We shouldn't order noodles, huh?

[laughs]

Please go ahead with the arrangements.

[VD Tyagi] Please, go, go, go.

"Noodly m*therf*cker!"

-[laughing]

-Guptaji, you walked right into it.

[Ani] Didi, are you sure

this is the right way?

[Vishwas] Yes, of course!

Hey, two plates of chow mein.

Pressure from your caste and community

even affects the Prime Minister,

who is Sagarikaji?

It'll work. Just wait and watch. Yeah.

[bell ringing]

[Jabbar] Jai Guna ji.

I am the head

of the Kaedo community, Jabbar Kaedo.

My son.

Babbar Kaedo.

[Jabbar] I didn't know

that a woman from our community

was contesting the election.

Yeah, that's because I don't use a surname

because I don't believe

in the caste system.

Is caste some kind of allopathy

that you don't believe in it?

[laughs]

[Babbar] Look,

even UNESCO acknowledged that.

The Kaedo community is considered

the number one caste in the world.

You can Google it if you want to.

We are bigger than Trump and Musk.

Really?

Now, if you don't mind,

was there something you wanted?

No, we don't mind at all.

When we came in,

you did not even touch our feet.

Nor did you cover your head. Did we mind?

You didn't even offer us water.

We just came here to say

that we are supporting Tyagi

in the election this time, all right?

So Tyagiji sent you to me?

Look, Madam, just do one thing.

Just take your nomination back.

That's all.

[Babbar] That way,

Tyagiji keeps the female vote

and the matter is settled.

I would like you to go and tell Tyagiji

that I'm going to fight this election.

She is going

against the head of our community!

-Let's teach her a lesson

-Babbar!

She's a woman.

Sorry.

Tell your Father we want to talk.

[Jabbar] Idiot.

Which adult woman

lets her father do the talking?

[Jabbar] Hm?

Let me talk to your husband.

I'm divorced. Next?

I see! That's why she's full of it, huh?

I thought she was having her period.

[Jabbar] Hey! What the hell?

-[Sagarika] Get out! Out!

-[loud crash]

[Jabbar] I'm going to get you, b*tch!

[Babbar] Even if Tyagiji

has to fight our 14th case.

Okay, you f*ck!

If I see your ugly face here again,

I'll split your a*s wide open! Get out!

-[Sagarika] Get out!

-We'll throw you out of the community!

-[Sagarika] Get lost!

-She is not part of our community.

[Jabbar] You can tell

from her behavior! Look! Look!

-Hey! You!

-[Sagarika] Get lost!

-[Sagarika] f*cking b*stards! Go!

-We'll be back!

-Let's go! We'll be back!

-[Sagarika] Get lost!

I'll slap you so hard,

you'll look like you have makeup on

for the rest of your lives!

[Sagarika] They think they can come here

and lecture me!

I told you it won't work.

[Sujata clicks tongue]

Tyagiji gave us one job to do.

We couldn't even do that.

Didi, why are you so concerned

about this election?

Ani, I have been sitting

in that foyer for 15 years.

PP Sahab, Bagai No one respects me.

[somber music playing]

[Sujata] I don't feel like

I've become an advocate.

When Daddy was trying to get me married,

I felt like life had other plans for me.

I thought, "No,

I'll start the practice first,

get a chamber, then a husband and family."

No husband yet and no family.

And now, if Sagarika doesn't drop out,

I won't even get a chamber.

[Vishwas] It's not like that.

Are, didi, it's not as if Tyagiji

won't give you a chamber

if he doesn't win the election.

Huh? That's not how it is.

If he doesn't win,

then I won't be able to ask him.

[line ringing]

[Ani] Hello! Dadu!

-Eh? Your aunt?

-Your aunt?

[manager] Yes, sir. My aunt.

I'm used to hearing abuses about my mother

but Mr. Phorey

has taken it to the aunt level.

He got so carried away

cursing and abusing me

that he forgot to threaten me

in the first call.

He called me back a second time and said,

[in deep voice]

"Hey, listen, if Tyagi holds an event

in Jhilmil, I'll slap your face

with my slipper."

-[in normal voice] So what do I do now?

-[Mintu] I see.

So you are scared of him,

but not of us, huh?

Sir, you look like a total b*stard.

Are, sir, you just look like one.

You won't be able

to slap my face with a slipper.

Oye! You want me to show you?

[Mintu] Oye!

Let it go. Let it go.

I told you.

It's okay, Tyagi.

We'll just organize

our event somewhere else.

Mm-mm. Sir, you won't get

a booking anywhere in Jhilmil.

They warned everyone.

Now, for just one single event,

who would have the guts

to risk a lifetime of business?

What are we going to do, sir?

[thrilling music playing]

This Phorey thinks

he's taught us a lesson!

It's time we teach him one!

You mess with lawyers

you'll pay for it.

[thrilling music continues playing]

Come along with me.

DELHI POLICE

Tyagi, I abhor violence. So I

I also uh Abhor! Abhor!

[crowd] VD Tyagiji! VD Tyagiji!

[thrilling music continues playing]

-[crowd] VD Tyagiji! VD Tyagiji!

-[police officer] Tyagiji.

Satendar? Laxmi Nagar Station, right?

Yes. I'm glad you remember.

Sir, it's a court order.

Please don't go inside.

Hey, Satendar, mind your own business.

Don't get involved in all this nonsense!

This is politics, understand?

We are just going to campaign

for half an hour and get out of here.

Tyagiji, we can't force you.

We can only request you to stop.

The one who had the fight, SI Manish,

and the one who wrote the FIR against him.

That poor man

hasn't even got a lawyer yet.

Now if you go inside,

the association will find out,

and I'll get beaten up.

Then he'll write my FIR.

It makes no difference, sir.

Even I won't get a lawyer.

I see, so you are helping the man

who fought against us, huh?

What else can we do, sir?

We don't have a union, you see?

Make sure you tell Phorey

that I'm not scared of him.

I'm doing this for you.

We are going back, boys!

[Order] Turn back, boys, and walk away!

[crowd] VD Tyagi! VD Tyagi!

[Order] Phorey! Phorey! You'll be sorry!

-[crowd] VD Tyagi! VD Tyagi!

-Looks like nothing happened here.

We should've just gone inside.

Unnecessarily, we showed them

that we are chickens.

[crowd] VD Tyagi! VD Tyagi!

Tyagiji, if you hadn't

backed down like that,

I would've shoved it up his

Look, Jhilmil has

slipped out of our hands.

Can we focus on some other options?

Do we have an update from Sujata?

Uh, not so far, sir.

That means we have lost

the female vote too.

Great. Why don't I just call Phorey

and congratulate him

-and put an end to this first?

-[phone chimes]

[Order] You may as well do it, sir.

Phorey just got the sympathy vote too.

Prince is going to defend that lawyer,

Rahul Chaudhary, against the police.

Who's Prince?

-You know, Phorey's b*tch.

-[Parimal] Mintu

Boy, how come you get all the bad news

from Phorey on your phone?

-Put it down!

-[Law] Munshiji,

but isn't this wrong?

Both sides fought, right?

The lawyers will easily

present the argument,

but there'll be no one

to represent the police.

Why don't I defend them?

[Mintu] Have you gone out of your mind?

You will become Shah Rukh Khan

from the movie Chak De.

They'll put a sign outside

your chamber saying, "Traitor!"

At least it's a chance

to defeat that as*h*le Phorey!

[Munshi] Visheshwar,

when it's police versus lawyers,

if you side with the police,

you will not only lose a lot of votes,

every single lawyer

in Delhi will boycott you.

Every single one?

You mean

everyone?

Look, Prince, don't try to bullshit me.

I'm not bullshitting you.

Tyagi's defending the police officer.

[Phorey chuckles]

The man should have just accepted defeat.

Instead, he wants to announce

to the whole world that he is a loser.

Mahinder, Tyagi is not a fool.

He's playing some kind of game.

Are, Tyagi's not smart enough for that.

He's just pissed off with me, that's all.

He doesn't have the ba*ls to take me on.

Don't worry about it.

[Sagarika] Amitabh sir wasn't just my

teacher and boss,

he was my role model as well.

The request came from him,

so I had to meet you.

[Sagarika] By the way,

how do you know Shroff sir?

He is my grandfather.

So you are Anindya's daughter?

Yes.

You are Anindya Shroff's daughter?

Who?

Are. The "S" in TSJ Legal.

The one from Greater Kailash?

You are his daughter

Guys, focus.

Ma'am, I, um

I know that you're running

for the right reasons.

But, uh

If you consider withdrawing

your nomination,

then Tyagiji will make you

his cabinet nominee.

Listen, Sagarikaji,

there's no chance of you winning,

and yet, you will be

taking votes away from us.

And cabinet nominee

is a very instrumental position.

In fact, female lawyers like ourselves

will have a voice through you, Ma'am.

-[all] Yes.

-[Sagarika] No.

I know that I'm going to lose.

But at least I'll get a chance

to make a statement.

[Sagarika] However small it might be.

Tyagi and Phorey are only interested

in climbing the ladder of success.

They don't stop to do anything

constructive for people.

They are too busy planning

how to climb the next ladder.

Ma'am, you know, I used to feel

the same way about Tyagiji.

But you know what? He's not like that.

-[Sagarika] Really?

-[Ani] Yeah!

All right. So then please

show me one, just one,

non-populist but righteous

decision Tyagi took.

Are, there are so many decisions!

[chuckles softly]

Look, Ani.

Tyagi and Phorey do things just for show.

I'm Amitabh sir's student after all.

If the right candidate had come forward,

not only would I have not

filed my nomination,

I would've supported them!

Anindya's daughter may not get it,

but I hope at least Amitabh sir's

granddaughter understands

where I'm coming from.

[crowd] VD Tyagi, shame on you!

VD Tyagi, shame on you!

V. D. TYAGI DOWN DOWN.

A COMPANION TO THE POLICE IS A TRAITOR!

[crowd] VD Tyagi, shame on you!

-[man] Tyagi is a lawyer hater!

-[crowd] He's a traitor, he's a traitor!

[man] Tyagi is a lawyer hater!

-[car honks]

-[muffled protest]

[tense music playing]

-[car honks]

-[man] VD Tyagi!

-[man] VD Tyagi!

-[crowd] Shame on you!

-[man] VD Tyagi!

-[crowd] Shame on you!

-[man] VD Tyagi!

-[crowd] Shame on you!

-[man] VD Tyagi!

-[crowd] Shame on you!

-[man] VD Tyagi!

-[crowd] Shame on you!

-[man] VD Tyagi!

-[crowd] Shame on you!

Tyagi, think about it once again.

[crowd] He's a traitor! He's a traitor!

[lawyer] as*h*le! You are here

to defend the police!

Turn around, bloody traitor!

[crowd whispering]

Your Honor.

It's the third time this year that

a lawyer has been physically assaulted.

I hereby plead with the court

that SI Manish be made an example of

by taking strict action against him.

TRUTH ALWAYS WINS

Mr. Tyagi, opening remarks.

Thank you, Your Honor.

Your Honor, what happened

at the Jhilmil Court premises that day

was highly condemnable.

And I'm sure it was instigated

by Rahul Chaudhary.

-[woman] What rubbish!

-[lawyer] He's a bloody sellout!

[indistinct angry chatter]

Tyagi sir, yaar, he's letting his ego

destroy his whole election campaign.

[indistinct chatter]

Order! Order!

Your Honor,

the reason I'm confident he's guilty

is because he's a lawyer

from today's generation.

And why would the lawyers

of today not feel angry?

Just think about it, Your Honor.

You get a degree

after five years of struggle.

But you don't even get

two cases in a month.

Crimes are being committed,

but there are no cases.

Hearings are being held,

but the rates aren't going up.

Yes, chambers are being built for them

but they are not being allotted.

And still, they keep doing

their jobs without question.

Imagine, their present is so hopeless that

they don't even think about their future.

Just imagine, Your Honor!

Not a single president

of the bar association

has ever told them that

they understand and feel their pain.

[VD Tyagi] But

I feel it.

Your Honor.

I would like to present

Exhibit Number 1 to the court.

-Hey, object.

-O-O-Objection, Your Honor!

On what grounds?

-[judge] Sit down. Sit down.

-[VD Tyagi] Thank you, Your Honor.

[VD Tyagi] It is clearly written

in this exhibit

that lawyers don't have a health plan

which would give them medical benefits.

They don't even get a minimum stipend

that would help

to kick-start their careers.

There's no pension after retirement

which could help

and protect them later in life.

And Your Honor,

a library, gym, etc. on the court

[Prince] Objection, Your Honor.

How can he read his pamphlet like this?

-And why is he reading it, why?

-Huh?

Your Honor, it's hard evidence.

These are the promises we made

just three months before the incident.

And they show you very clearly

that lawyers still lack basic amenities

even now in the 21st century.

Imagine in this day and age,

our lawyers don't have any kind of future,

no basic amenities,

no facilities, nothing!

[VD Tyagi] Just consider, Your Honor,

in this kind of environment,

even a calm lawyer has a BP of 150.

Your Honor, in these times

what else could Rahul Chaudhary do

if not lose his temper? Tell me.

Uncle!

No, no, Your Honor!

What's happening here is wrong.

Uh, no. Is he here to present the case

or give an election speech?

He's turned everything upside down.

[Prince] And, Your Honor,

why is he defending the lawyer?

He should be defending the police.

[Phorey] Correct.

Tyagiji, you need to argue

for your own side.

Am I clear?

Yes, do whatever you have to do

for your side.

[Prince scoffs]

[sobbing] Your Honor.

I am arguing the case for my side.

[upbeat music playing]

I'm arguing for my side.

-[Mintu] VD Tyagi!

-[spectators] He is a hero!

-[Mintu] VD Tyagi!

-[spectators] He is a hero!

-[Mintu] VD Tyagi!

-[spectators] He is a hero!

-Uncle, what's going on here?

-[Mintu] VD Tyagi!

[Phorey] Will someone tell me

what the hell is going on here?

[upbeat music continues]

[inaudible cheering]

[VD Tyagi's team] Cheers!

Sly move, Tyagi!

Well played, guru.

Yeah, Phorey forgot that Jhilmil

is not just a bar association

-but a court as well.

-[phone vibrating]

Are, you should've seen Phorey's face.

[laughs]

Not funny.

Mintu, tell him something funny.

Hello!

Sagarikaji!

[Sagarika] You were right, Sujata.

Tyagi isn't at all what I thought he was.

To represent a police officer

in the middle of an election.

Really! That's a tough call to make.

[Sujata] Yes, ma'am.

Although he couldn't get bail

for SI Manish,

Tyagiji put up a real fight.

You should've seen it.

I may not have seen it, but

I can imagine.

I'm sure it wasn't easy.

[Sujata] Yes, Ma'am.

No one understands better than you

how hard it is to go

against one's community?

Is it possible to arrange

a meeting with Tyagiji?

Sure.

[Sagarika] I'm willing

to withdraw my nomination.

[line beeps]

Bloody b*tch! Slutty piece of sh*t!

[Sujata] She agreed.

Who? Sagarika?

-[VD Tyagi] Sagarika agreed?

-Yeah.

That's amazing, Sujata!

That means Jhilmil is ours now,

and so is the female vote! Yes!

[Mintu] Now all we need is

Phorey's concession speech!

[VD Tyagi's team] Cheers!

ACCUSATIONS AND COUNTER-ALLEGATIONS

CONTINUE BETWEEN LAWYERS AND POLICE:

LAW AND ORDER IS IN DISARRAY.

VIOLENT CLASH

BETWEEN POLICE AND LAWYERS

CRÈCHES FOR WOMEN SHOULD BE MADE

IN EVERY COURT - SUPREME COUR

[closing theme music playing]