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04x29 - The Big Jalpur Wedding Mystery

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mira, Royal Detective". Aired: March 20, 2020 – June 20, 2022.*
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Set in a fictional kingdom called Jalpur which resembles the late 19th century version of India, the series follows the brave and resourceful girl Mira, a commoner who is appointed to the role of royal detective by the queen Shanti and travels throughout her kingdom to help royals and commoners alike.

04x29 - The Big Jalpur Wedding Mystery

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Let's hear it for Mira

Royal Detective

Mira, Mira, Mira

Mira, Mira, Mira

Hey!

Everybody knows I love

A mystery, big or small

I look close and then

I help my friends

There's nothing

She can't solve

Finding clues is what I do

So the Queen appointed you

Now my job's

A dream come true

I'm Mira

Royal Detective

Let's hear it for Mira

Royal Detective

Mira, Mira, Mira

Mira, Mira, Mira

Hey!

We'll take in the world

With a whole new perspective

Our small and mighty hero

We'll find the answers

Let's go

Let's hear it for Mira

Royal Detective

MIRA: "The Big Jalpur

Wedding Mystery"

We'll just stop

and take a quick peek.

A super quick peek.

MIRA: Wow! The park

looks so beautiful!

I can't wait to see

what it looks like at night!

Isn't it

so exciting?

We're having a wedding in Jalpur!

I know! I can't believe Joshi Sir

and Auntie Khushy are getting married!

I've got eyes on the samosas, Chikku.

CHIKKU: Good, good.

Follow them, Mikku.

We'll wanna know where they are.

Food cart, coming in hot.

I repeat, Mrs. Jafri has a food cart!

Copy.

Ooh! I can't believe my eyes!

So. Many. Sweets!

-Did you say sweets?

-(CLOCK TOWER RINGS)

Look what time it is.

We need to get going!

MIKKU ON DEVICE:

Chikku! I'm in!

-MIKKU: Chikku!

-Mikku?

Ahhh! Chikku!

What happened to your voice?

MIRA: It's me, Mira. We need

to get to Joshi Sir's house.

Oh! Okay, I'm on my way.

Come on, Chikku!

(SIGHS) Guess the laddoos

will have to wait. Coming!

Looks like the whole town

is getting ready for the wedding.

I can't wait to celebrate

the happy couple.

Neither can we!

You know, we've never been

to a wedding before.

But we already know

this one is going to be very special.

Why do you say that?

Because Joshi Sir

has given us the most important job.

The job only the trustiest

of mongooses can handle!

BOTH: Horse duty!

MIRA AND PRIYA: Horse duty?

MIKKU: Yup! We'll show you!

We're in charge of this horse!

(HORSE NEIGHS)

Joshi Sir will be riding on her

for his big entrance during the Baraat!

That's the parade

for the groom.

Which makes our job

a big deal!

Right, buddy?

Here, have a carrot.

Mira! Priya!

BOTH: Hi, Neelam!

Come in, come in!

Wow! I've never seen

Joshi Sir's house look like this.

Oh, I love

all the flowers!

We need more flowers.

More More phool.

Or, more everything.

ALL: Namaste, Auntie!

Well, hello, girls!

Wait, the horse. Is she here?

Horse is here!

And very well fed!

Good! Everything has to be perfect.

Nothing can go wrong.

I want to make sure we are honoring

Khushy's family traditions.

Everything is already perfect, Ma!

It is so good to see all of you.

Namaste, Joshi Sir!

We're so happy to share

your special day with you.

Did you all know,

I introduced him to the bride?

But only after I said

it was a good idea.

(SCOFFS)

And for that, I'll always be grateful

to the both of you!

Time for the final touch!

Wow! So pretty!

Wow! That brooch is the most

beautiful piece of jewelry I've ever seen!

Ow! It's also

the sharpest!

Ma! Are you okay?

What happened, Auntie?

We'll save you!

Just a little prick. I'm fine.

See this pin?

It attaches the brooch

to the turban.

But I have to be

very careful because it's very sharp.

(PUSHPA GASPING)

Don't you look

marvelous!

Aw, thanks!

You know,

this brooch

was actually designed by Khushy!

We're wearing

matching ones for the wedding!

ALL: Aw!

-Wow! That is so special!

-(CHILD GIGGLING)

-(GASPS) Oh, no! The sweets!

-What about the sweets?

They were supposed to be

delivered to the bride hours ago.

I brought them special

from my hometown for Khushy. And now

Auntie, don't worry!

We'll make the delivery for you.

Oh, thank you, my dear!

You better hurry back to the baraat!

You don't wanna miss

bringing the groom to the park!

MIRA: We'll be fast.

MIKKU AND CHIKKU:

Special delivery for the bride!

KAMALA: I'll take that,

thank you very much.

I wanna make sure

Auntie Khushy doesn't get any crumbs

on her gorgeous lehenga.

Oh! You look beautiful, my dear!

I got your sweets, Auntie Khushy!

Oh! Thank you, Kamala,

for always being so helpful.

Who is this special delivery from?

From Joshi Sir's mother.

Oh! She's always so thoughtful!

(GASPS) Sassy silks,

you all look fabulous!

Thank you, Auntie!

You look so beautiful!

Red is definitely your color.

My little girl is getting

married! (CHUCKLES)

I can't believe it!

(SPEAKING IN HINDI)

Oh, Mama!

Wait a second!

I've seen that

brooch before! It's Joshi Sir's!

No, Chikku. They have

matching ones, remember?

Oh, I was so inspired,

I wanted to make something special

that we could both wear

at our wedding.

-(PEOPLE CHEERING AND BEATING DRUMS)

-That's the dhol! It's time!

Whoo! Exciting!

We gotta go!

The horse is waiting for us!

See you at the wedding!

(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

All right, buddy!

Ready for your big moment?

(WHINNIES SOFTLY)

You're bringing Joshi Sir

to the park as part of the baraat!

(NEIGHS)

Make way, people!

Groom's horse coming through!

Joshi Sir?

Beta, I remember

when you fit into my arms.

Now look at you!

You're getting married!

Aw, Ma!

Aw, thank you!

It's time to put on

your sehra. Here you go.

Okay. All right.

Here we go!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

The groom's on his way!

BOTH: Let's party!

Come on everyone now

The celebration's just begun

A perfect day

For a wedding

Flowers everywhere

All the colors shining in the sun

A perfect day

For a wedding

We look great in colors

And the groom is riding

On his horse

A perfect day

For a wedding

It's my wedding day!

I'm getting married!

CROWD: Hurray!

Can't believe it's tonight!

My son is getting married!

We'll welcome the bride!

Two families become one!

With blessings and happiness

For a long life

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Come on everyone now

The celebration's just begun

What a great day

For a wedding

(ALL GASPING)

Where is Joshi Sir?

-Oh, no!

-My son!

He was just here!

Ugh! This is not good!

Mikku, Chikku,

have you seen Joshi Sir?

No, we have not!

Chikku, we didn't do this, right?

Us? We were on horse duty, not groom duty!

What happened?

Where is the groom?

Where is he?

Oh, this does not make me happy.

Not happy at all!

I'm I'm sure

he'll be here, any minute now.

He needs to get here soon.

The ceremony

has to begin within the hour

in order for the bride and groom

to have good luck in their marriage.

Oh, where could he be?

No need to worry!

I'm sure he's here, somewhere.

Mira, you have to do something!

We can't have

a wedding without a groom!

MIRA: Auntie, don't worry.

Joshi Sir couldn't have gone far.

We are on the case!

We're on the case

We're on the case

We're on the case

Look a little closer

With your magnifying glass

Open up your notebook

Get your coat

And badge on fast

Ask all the questions

Follow your senses

Focus on every clue

BOTH: Ooh.

Listen for answers

Find what you're after

That's what detectives do

We're on the case

We're on the case We're on the case

Okay. Let's think about

the last time we saw Joshi Sir.

Let's see. He was singing

Then dancing

And next thing

we knew, he wasn't there!

Maybe we can find

clues near the horse.

See anything?

Other than hoof prints? No.

Buddy, you had one job!

To bring the groom the the park!

(WHINNIES)

Mikku, I think

the horse is trying to tell us something!

(WHINNIES)

MIKKU: Mira! Priya! Follow the horse!

CHIKKU: She's gonna

take us to Joshi Sir!

Great!

(MIKKU AND CHIKKU SCREAM)

Joshi Sir is definitely

not in this water trough.

I think the horse was just thirsty.

This is the last time

we ask a horse to help on a case.

Not cool, buddy. Not cool!

(HORSE HUFFS)

Mira, Priya, there you are!

I've been looking all over for you.

Oh! Uh, Kamala.

Aren't you supposed to be with the bride?

I came to the park to make sure

everything's perfect before she gets here.

Well, Kamala,

everything's not perfect.

Take a deep breath!

MIKKU AND CHIKKU:

Joshi Sir is missing!

Kamala?

Kamala?

(LAUGHS)

(MIKKU AND CHIKKU LAUGH)

BOTH: Wait,

why are we laughing?

Because this is a joke!

It has to be a joke.

Because there's no way the groom

would be missing at his own wedding!

Kamala, this isn't a joke.

But don't worry.

I'm on the case to find him.

We just need time.

There is no time!

The guests have already

started to arrive!

Psst! Mira!

You should give her

a job, to keep her busy.

Good idea.

Kamala, while we look for Joshi Sir,

can you distract the guests?

I'll let you know

as soon as we find him.

You'll let me know?

How?

Good question.

I know! We can use the walk-and-talker.

It will let us talk to each other

even when we're far away.

We'll be connected the whole time.

Mira, we got this!

I'll stay here

and show you how to use it, Kamala.

Uh I don't know

about this, Mira!

Did you all hear

that the groom is still missing?

-Meena will also help you.

-I will?

Great. So it's settled.

Kamala, you,

Chikku and Meena will stay here

and keep everyone

entertained.

Priya, Mikku and I will investigate.

Okay, I guess.

I am so confused.

What am I helping with?

We're saving the wedding!

Oh! Then you definitely need me.

Mira, how are we

going to find Joshi Sir?

Wait a second!

Those are the same rose and

jasmine flowers from Joshi Sir's Sehra.

You're right!

MIRA: There's a trail of them.

And it leads towards the Blue City!

You think Joshi Sir went home?

Maybe. Let's head

to his house and find out.

MIRA: Kamala, are you there?

Testing, one, two.

Come in, Mira.

Any luck finding Joshi Sir?

Give me that.

You found the groom?

That was quick!

You are such

a great detective, Mira.

We haven't found him yet, but we think

he might have stopped by his house.

We're headed there now to check.

Just keep the guests occupied.

Okay, Mira.

Hello! Is this

where the wedding is taking place?

Yes! Which side

are you from?

-The groom's!

-The bride's!

Uh (CLEARS THROAT)

He means, that we're from both sides.

Speaking of the groom, where is he?

I haven't seen him.

The groom is

Um

Sweet?

Oh! Don't mind if I laddoo!

Oh! I thought you'd never ask.

Uh, one per person, please.

Oops!

(SCOFFS) Oh, really?

Well, I never.

(CHUCKLES

NERVOUSLY)

She means

one per person, because, uh

More snacks and sweets are coming!

-(WHISPERING) Mira, hurry. Please!

-MIRA: We will!

Joshi Sir!

Joshi Sir! Are you here?

Did you forget

you're getting married today?

I don't think he's here, Mira.

Let's look around

and see if we can find any clues.

What kind of clues?

Like these flowers

from Joshi Sir's Sehra.

But, he didn't

have it on in the house.

His mother put it on him outside.

So that means he must have come back here.

-But why?

-Good question.

Hmm. What's that?

PRIYA: It looks like a safety pin.

What do you do with it?

You use it

to fasten something together.

This safety pin

keeps my dupatta attached to my dress.

Then it might be a clue.

Let's hang on to it.

We know Joshi Sir came here.

But where could he be now?

Maybe somebody's seen him?

There's Sandeep. Let's go ask him.

Sandeep!

I know! I'm late,

I'm late! I'm on my way to the wedding!

No, it's fine.

We're actually looking for the groom.

Have you seen Joshi Sir?

Oh yeah, I have.

-BOTH: You have?

-Where?

When I left

the dhaba to go to the wedding,

I saw him hurrying through the town square

towards the marketplace.

PRIYA: What was

he doing there?

Who knows? Weddings,

Priya, they do something to you.

Yes, they do.

We'll keep looking. Thanks, Sandeep.

Sure, Mira.

I better get going!

Why would he be going

to the marketplace?

Who goes shopping on their wedding day?

I don't know, but maybe he's still there.

Let's go check it out.

PRIYA AND MIKKU: Okay!

-KAMALA: Mira! Mira!

-Yes, Kamala?

Please tell me you found Joshi Sir!

I don't think Meena and Chikku

can keep everyone

entertained any longer!

CHIKKU: Come on, people!

Jalpur! Jalpur!

You're the best!

We haven't found him yet.

But Sandeep said

he saw him in the marketplace.

What? Really?

Now is not the time to run errands.

Everyone's asking questions!

Where could he be?

I'm sure Mira will find him!

Has the groom arrived?

We're halfway through the hour!

Mira! This is not good.

According to the priest,

the ceremony has to start soon!

MIRA: We're going to find the groom,

Kamala. Just keep everyone busy.

CHIKKU: Jalpur, Jalpur,

you're the best!

All right, everyone, uh,

give yourselves another round of applause!

-(EVERYONE CLAPPING)

-You just keep getting better!

(WHISPERS) Psst! Chikku!

Keep going!

And one more time

from the top! You know what to do!

Twelfth time's the charm!

BOTH: Jalpur, Jalpur, we're the best!

(ALL SIGHING)

Jalpur, Jalpur, we're the best.

I think the crowd loves us!

I hope the food

is better than the entertainment!

(LAUGHS) Me, too.

Mira! I really need you

to find Joshi Sir as fast as you can!

-We're on it, Kamala.

-Joshi Sir!

Joshi Sir!

MIKKU: Joshi Sir!

He's not here, either.

(SIGHS WEARILY)

We must have missed him again.

Wait a second!

I see another trail of flowers.

It leads to the fabric shop.

That's odd! I wonder why.

Let's go check it out.

Excuse me, Uncle,

have you seen Joshi Sir?

Hmm, Joshi Sir? Doesn't ring a bell.

Well, what does he look like?

-This tall.

-Brown hair.

About to get married.

Ah, yes! The groom!

He came in and asked

for a needle and thread.

But he left it behind.

Did he tell you what it was for?

No. He did not.

Do you know where he is now?

Unfortunately, I do not know that either.

(SIGHS) Thanks anyway, Uncle.

Good luck!

Well, Mira,

the trail has gone cold!

Where could Joshi Sir be?

I don't know that.

But, I do know

I need to give Kamala an update.

She's not going to

like it.

Kamala, are you there?

Kamala, we haven't

found Joshi Sir yet.

FEMALE VOICE:

What do you mean you haven't found him?

Where is he?

-(MIRA AND PRIYA GASP)

-What? What?

It's the bride!

Hang up. Hang up!

You can't hang up

on the bride!

Oh, Auntie Khushy,

it's you! I, uh

Mira, please tell me

you're going to find him!

Don't stress, beti.

MIRA: Auntie Khushy,

we will. I promise.

The hour is almost over.

Is the groom close?

Darling, please hurry.

We need to find

Joshi Sir and we need to find him fast.

Where on earth could he be?

If I were Joshi Sir,

what would I be doing

instead of getting married?

Taking a nap?

Playing mongoose ball? Eating mangoes?

MIRA: Mikku, watch out!

There's something

pointy on the ground.

Wait a second.

I've seen this before.

It's the bar pin

from Joshi Sir's brooch!

It must have fallen off.

I think I know

where Joshi Sir is!

PRIYA AND MIKKU: You do?

PRIYA: Let's

think this through.

In the places

we found flowers from Joshi Sir's Sehra,

we also found a safety pin

and a needle and thread.

What do those things

have in common?

They all help fasten

one thing to another.

So, maybe when the bar pin

fell off his brooch,

Joshi Sir tried to find

other ways to fasten it to his turban.

Question is,

where could he be now?

The jewelry shop?

No, the jewelry shop is closed.

-Oh, the sweet shop!

-Why would he be there?

I don't know.

That's where I would wanna be.

Wait! There's one place

where you can find

just about any tool you need.

And where is that?

The general store!

Come on!

-There he is! Mira! You were right!

-Yes!

-We found him!

-MIKKU: Oh, yeah!

What about something

sticky? Do you have anything like that?

Let him take a look.

-Joshi Sir! There you are!

-Oh!

Mira, Priya, Mikku.

What are you doing here?

We were just

about to ask you the same question.

You're supposed to be getting married!

I know. I know!

But, I'm having

a problem.

You mean, because the bar pin

fell off the back of your brooch?

Yes! Wait, how did you know that?

Come on! She is the Royal Detective.

We found it

on the ground.

SANJEEV: Oh! Thank you!

I must have dropped it.

I have been going around town,

looking for something

to fasten the brooch to my turban,

but nothing worked!

Joshi Sir, why didn't you

ask someone to help you during the Baraat?

Weddings, Priya.

They do something to you.

I wanted everything

to be perfect for Khushy.

She made the matching brooches

for us to wear at the wedding!

I couldn't let her down!

What am I going to do?

May I see that?

You know what?

I think I can help.

But I'm going to need a few tools.

Snap.

Twist.

And all done!

That's incredible!

Let's put it back on the turban.

There. Good as new.

Aw, thank you, Priya! You are a lifesaver.

MIRA: Great job, Priya!

You did it!

Last thing we need to do, Joshi Sir,

is get you to your wedding! Now!

-Don't worry. I already got it. Come on!

-How?

(HORSE WHINNIES)

Carrots are fine,

but you ever had a laddoo?

(WHINNIES)

Chikku! How did you

get here so fast with the horse?

I called him on

the ever so handy walking-talker!

After all, we are

on horse duty! Right, buddy?

(WHINNIES)

Thank you!

-Good job, guys.

-Wow!

Joshi Sir, let's get you to the park

so you can get married.

Thanks, Mira.

I couldn't have done it without you.

You're so welcome!

We'll meet you there. Chalo, chalo!

SANJEEV: Let's go to the park!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

He's here!

-Pushpa: The groom is here! Hurray!

-ALL: Hurray!

Better late than never!

Yay! Mira, you've found him!

The wedding is saved!

(ALL CHEERING)

I'm so sorry! Very sorry!

Sorry to keep you waiting! My apologies!

Just in time! Let's begin.

So, you wanna

tell me what happened?

Well, the bar pin

on the back of the brooch broke,

I went all over town trying to fix it,

I couldn't imagine getting married

without our matching brooches

Mira found me and Priya fixed it.

Are you mad?

-No, I think it's sweet.

-(PRIEST CLEARS THROAT)

Shall we continue?

Oh! Of course! Of course.

MIRA: Joshi Sir

and Auntie Khushy are officially married!

Can you

believe it?

The wedding's just

so lovely!

BOTH: We love love! Whoa!

-Watch where you're putting those paws!

-Excuse me!

Wait a second. You two are those bandits.

What are you doing here?

We, uh Poonam!

Please don't call

the deputy cow.

We're here, because,

we never get invited to anything.

We just wanted to be included.

And we really love weddings!

You took extra sweets?

Unbelievable!

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

How did those get in there?

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Whoops!

BOTH: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Whoa!

Mikku, Chikku,

what about those extra sweets

under

your cushion?

How do you explain that?

Oh, those?

Yeah, we're saving them for the horse.

Weddings, Priya.

They do something to you.

(BOTH LAUGH)

(ALL CHEERING)

Tonight's our night

Let's get it right

Come on and dance with me

Shine happily, so bright

Give me you hand and we'll

Spin around the stars

Breathe in the rhythm

Gonna make the moment ours

Everybody here right now

Everybody in this town

Everybody shake this ground

And one, two, three, whoo!

Let's celebrate the joy

And love we feel today

A season just beginning

Now we're on our way

And when we're here together

Making memories

Hand in hand, side by side

You and me

We're one big family

We're one big family

(SINGING IN HINDI)

One, two, three, whoo!

Let's celebrate the joy

And love we feel today

A season just beginning

Now we're on our way

And when we're here together

Making memories

Hand in hand, side by side

You and me

We're one big family

(SINGING IN HINDI)

We're one big family

(CLUCKING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)