01x07 - Regreso a Careyes

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PREVIOUSLY ON MISFORTUNE

The only thing missing
from my résumé is a p*nis.

I have no f*cking idea what I'm doing.

Don't forget that I'm much smarter
than you, dude.

Oops!

Do you not get tired?

Of lying.

What happens if they catch us?

Stop!

Tomorrow I become the patriarch.

Stop this.

Help or get out of my way.

Camila is a smart woman.

Sooner or later she'll realize
you're only good for one thing.

I need it right now.

Right now.

I just found out.

Seems chaos follows you.

Thanks.

Everything's fine.

We're here for whatever you need.

Chucho.

Well, just a couple of days
and then you'll go home.

Thank you, Mr. Urquiza.

No, no, please. Call me Fede.

Our workers are like part of the family.

- Thanks.
- Thanks for saving my dad.

Good, champ. Thanks.

Cut. Thank you.

You'll be okay, Chucho. Good, champ.

- Ready?
- Yes.

Did you tell the kid to hug me?

Come on, Rafa.

Federico, understand this.

It's politics.

You have to suck it up, dude.
That's what Dad did.

The b*stard went to
the most remote villages.

Why, do you think?

So people could see that
where there was no light,

there was Urqui.

- People loved him.
- Yes.

But it's different
to play the part with a speech

than with a poor man
who will lose his arm.

We have to play the happy family
at the wedding.

Playing the happy family
comes with the job.

Being filmed doesn't mean you don't feel.

They'll be fine. Trust me.

Okay? Relax.

sh*t.

You can do it.

Out with the Urquizas!

- Out with the Urquizas!
- One moment, please.

Thank you! I understand
your hate and resentment!

It's what my family
and I are feeling too. Honestly.

Think about our families!

Fortunately,

all those present
at the incident are stable,

and receiving the best medical attention.

We'll continue the investigation
to ensure this doesn't happen again.

You always say the same,
Mr. Urquiza. Always!

This time we won't give up.

Mr. Nuñez, I reassure you
we're on the same team.

We're all on the same team!

What happened is terrible. Terrible.

This unfortunate incident
will help us reevaluate

different ways in which we can compensate
the great work that each of you do,

so that Mexico and the world
can wake up to Urqui every day.

- Thank you very much.
- Thanks.

Out with the Urquizas!

We are doing everything we can!

Please, I ask for your understanding!

- Listen!
- No, no, let her!

- Listen.
- Please, ma'am.

My husband is in there
about to lose his d*ck.

I'm warning you, as*h*le.

If he does, I'll personally come
and cut yours off.

- as*h*le!
- Get in there.

Now. Guards, please.

These people aren't alone!

These people aren't alone!

Misfortune

So you're twins?

You don't look alike.

Less every day.

Stop watching that! Do you like it?

- Me?
- Yes.

No, I'm looking for clues
to who it might have been.

I checked every frame
and nothing. Leave it.

It's been a week.

You think they know who we are?

If Balbina wanted revenge for her dad,
we'd be first on the list.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe I let you get close. sh*t.

Now I'm the Big Bad Wolf
and you're Little Red Riding Hood. Great.

I told you there was a truce
and it was over.

Yes, but I didn't understand you.

Turn around, please.

Turn around.

No, Vicky,
I don't ever want to work in a 7-11 again.

It's not for me.

Nor me.

Thanks, Vicenta.

Remind me to give you
what I bought for the wedding.

Yes, ma'am.

What's that?

It's a trolley scooter.

Remember? I gave you
the receipt when I got it.

It helps me move faster.

Leticia.

We need to talk.

- Thank you.
- I give you my word

that we'll be 100% responsible...

Nuñez! Rafaela Urquiza.

Look, if you want premium
medical insurance to stay on the table,

and you don't want me to dig
to see how you bought

your Tequesquitengo palace,

you'd better back off. Okay?

See, Nuñez, talking helps us
to understand each other.

Mom, how's Fede?

Did you see they threatened...

To castrate him?

Nobody will castrate Fede.

We're human beings.

That's scary.

What?

- Careful, love.
- Sorry.

Where's the other bigger plane?

- Let's see.
- No.

This always happens
when the unions get tough.

But castrating him?

- Castrating?
- For god's sake,

stop saying that word.

Nuñez, no!

Nobody lost any kind of member.

No... Nuñez, no... No...

He hung up. a*s.

Besides you, I'm the one
who's been in the company the longest.

There's no other way.

I've thought about it a lot.

The time has come.

Please. Now then, Nuñez.

No, I didn't hang up on you,
you hung up on me.

No, Nuñez, I swear.

Listen, I'm warning you,
you'll regret hanging up again.

Hello, family.

Aunt. All under control.

In light of the scandal
we are involved in,

I'm informing you that tomorrow
there'll be a family board meeting.

Leticia, can't it wait
until after the wedding?

I'm sorry, Inesita,

but it must be resolved
as soon as possible.

f*cking Leticia, man.

With respect, she's a chihuahua
with the soul of a rottweiler.

Do you think that Leticia and Vicenta...?

I'm sure Vicenta gives her a good...

Oh, look, Ine and I yesterday we were...

- Shut up!
- No, I mean.

- Women do it better.
- Shut up.

Stop, I want that image out of my head.

Ine, sorry.

This shouldn't be happening
the weekend of your wedding.

Don't worry, Fede.

In the end, we uninvited nearly everyone.

- What?
- Why?

- How?
- Well, yes...

We felt bad inviting 2,000 people

when Urqui people are in the hospital.

- Right, love?
- Yes.

Yes, we decided to keep it smaller,
just family, more...

More modest, like us.

My darling's entrance
on an elephant is still happening.

You know what? You're right.

When I got married, I wanted to elope.

- Really?
- Yes.

I suggested to your dad that we go
to Paris to get married, just us.

I could see myself
walking the Champs-Élysées

with my short wedding dress

celebrating with escargot
and lots of wine.

And?

Well, you know.

The president was coming,
the archbishop was marrying us...

It was then I realized

that marrying Federico Urquiza meant
playing the role of first lady.

Accompanying him to all his commitments.

With a fake smile.

Always.

At 2300, in the forest
behind the airport! Be on time!

Well, to your dad.

To my dad.

To what's gone and what's left behind.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Are you okay?

- Yes.
- Really?

Yes, yes. Just a bit hot.

Julio, the nap...

Julio? Who's Julio?

Julián. I don't know why I said it. Sorry.

- I don't know.
- You look like a Julio.

Doesn't he look like a Julio?

The same used to happen to me,

I confused Julián, even Fede.

Even Fede.

Julio? Seriously?
What the hell is wrong with you?

How could you?

I obviously made a mistake. Get over it.

Don't drag me down
with you again, okay? I mean it.

I'm never eating off-brand cereal again.

Well, I'm not eating canned tuna,
least of all with you.

You won't ruin what I have with Camila.

- Okay?
- What you have with Camila?

- Yes.
- Please.

- What?
- What?

What we have is real.

It's not my fault
you never feel anything for anyone.

Who said I'm not in love with Fede?

Fede's done more for me than anyone.

That's a good one. What's he done for you?

More than you.

- Than me? I did everything...
- So you're in love.

Julián?

If only poor Fede and Cami
knew about this affair.

- You have ba*ls!
- No.

- A mistake.
- A misunderstanding.

I was just horny. She disgusts me.

- I disgust you?
- No details.

What do you want?

If you go running to tell the family,

you know the messenger
is the first to get shot?

Wow. Philosophical.

It's better for everyone
if we just forget it. Okay?

I don't care about you guys.
I need to help my sister.

Sorry?

Balbina's lost her mind.

Tomorrow they're naming her CEO.

Tomorrow?

She's been trying to push Fede out
for months. Donuts, fires.

Why don't you tell the family?

Because she's my sister.

I can't betray her. She's all I have.

You can't let it happen.

Fede doesn't deserve it.

I won't let it. Not for Fede, for Urqui.

That's why I need you.

- Both of us?
- What?

Yes. I need Balbina's confession recorded.

Something incriminating.

How?

Let's see. So you want us...

to record...

No. Not you.

Him.

Me? What did I do?

You f*cked her.

My sister doesn't have
many weak points, but you're one.

And if he doesn't?

No. No.

Okay, fine. Stop!

Balbina always shoots arrows
before every important event.

It's like a ritual.

Michi will go to the club while we
record his conversation on his cell phone.

We must get Balbina
to somehow incriminate herself.

Ready, recording.

Yes, ready here.

I'm arriving.

This had better work, or I'll k*ll you.

Relax, it'll be fine. Trust me.

You never miss, do you?

Never.

I didn't know you played tennis.

I'm not bad.

Want to play?

Not today.

Why?

I have important business to attend to.

What a pity.

I wanted to see you in a mini skirt.

You're distracting me.

I knew it. a*s beats Machiavelli.

What're you doing here?

There are things
I can't get out of my mind.

Could you do me a favor?

Disappointing.

I thought you only gave orders.

Stand there.

What for?

There on top.

But why? What for?

Don't move.

Wait, wait, wait.

Give me a second to concentrate.

What's he doing?

You sure you really want this?

- Yes.
- No.

Just stop moving.

I told you I never miss.

Yes. I saw. How talented.

Hey, give me a prize at least.

Let's go.

I'm not done with you.

I have a something for you at home.

f*ck.

What happened?

She put a f*cking mango on my head,
like a tropical William Tell.

She almost k*lled me!

Stop whining and follow her,
that's what she wants.

f*ck me!

Miss Balbina, a glass of water?

No thanks, Bertita.

Sir?

Yes, please, Bertita, thanks.

Remember you're leaving in 40 minutes.

I know. Thank you.

Excuse me.

New AirPods detected.
Connect Victoria's AirPods?

It must be f*cking hard.

I've never been on the other side, but...

Being with someone for money
and falling for someone else?

What are you saying?

Don't get comfortable, okay?

Why the rush?

What's going to happen at the meeting?

Will they crown you as queen?

Lots of questions.

That's what you want, right?

To be queen.

You think?

You already are.

I don't have feelings for Michi.

None at all. He means nothing to me.

Honestly, I'm in love with Fede.

There's much more than meets the eye.

Like what?

You want to know?

Come. I'll tell you.

I'll follow you.

Lay there, next to the bed rails.

Here?

- Do you want...
- Like that.

Hey, careful with my watch.

Care...

No, no. Hey, hey. Not the watch. Please.

- No, no, no. But...
- You're not in charge.

So quick. No foreplay?

There'll be a second round. Relax.

We're going to play at confession.

What?

No, priests aren't really my thing.

No confessions.

Close your eyes.

Balbina, please.

Close your eyes.

Sometimes I feel so alone,

I don't know who to talk to.

Who to express myself with.

With me. You can tell me anything.
I'll listen to you.

- Will you?
- Yes.

Do you trust me?

Yes, yes. Yes. Yes.

Good.

I don't.

Who's there?

- Nobody.
- Who the f*ck is there?

I was listening to music.

Contigo by Sabrina. You know it?

Password.

Your f*cking password!

Cut him off!

Ma'am, I'm leaving with Attila.

Remember the time.

I'm coming!

Gimme your f*cking password.

Balbina, I love you.

Do something, they'll hurt him!
What's wrong?

Balbina, let me go, please!

m*therf*cker.

Be careful.

You know if you try
to trick me, you'll lose.

What's wrong?

Rest.

When I get back,
I want to know who Victoria is.

It all went wrong.

Get out.

You're a coward.

Get out.

Thank you!

Attila! Wait, Attila!

Goodness.

Turn on, turn on, turn on.

I don't believe it.

What are you doing?

Cleaning windows.

For f*ck's sake, help me!

- Wait.
- What?

Wait.

m*therf*cker.

What?

And do I need to be there?

Of course.
The wedding has nothing to do with it.

Remember, don't say anything.

Julián, Balbina.

Perfect.

Ma'am, that's everyone.

Thanks, Vicenta.

Family.

As you all know, because it's everywhere,

the company has been
going through rough spot

since Fede took over.

Auntie, I know it's been a rough start,

but we're doing
everything we can to improve it.

It's going okay.

Fede, I'm sorry,

but even the best leader
has rough patches.

What do we do now? What's the plan?

The plan was to get
information out of Balbina

without having to walk home this way.

I told you she was crazy.

What? So tell me what we should do.

Well, I don't know.

"I don't know."

It's very easy not to know
when someone thinks for you 24/7

while you have your head in the clouds.

What do we do? Give up?

Give up?

Canned tuna, Victoria.

Look.

What? Where you going?

What are you doing?

We have to cross here
or we'll not get there.

What? Swim? There are crocs.

Help me. We aren't going to swim across.

Okay, get in.

- Can you pilot this?
- Okay, I'll try.

Go, go, go!

Stop, thieves!

Assholes! That's my boat, give it back!

Give it back!

I need to get the company back on track.

Send a message to the markets.

Since we have no time
to find an external CEO,

Balbina has very kindly offered
to lead the transition.

What?

I agree with her.

Sorry, but Balbina? It makes no sense.

No...

Let's see, Rafaela.

For weeks,

Balbina has shown herself
to be calm and decisive

in the face of the scandals
we have found ourselves involved in.

Can you not go any faster?

Yes, give me a second
and I'll use turbo mode. Okay?

Where's that little sailor boy?

What are you, a journalist?

- You only talk and don't help.
- Yes, look.

Here, live from the slowest boat
in the county.

Julián knows we f*cked like idiots!

What?

m*therf*cker.

For f*ck's sake.

So the decision is made.

No, no, sorry.

This is not what
Federico would have wanted.

Look, Leticia. It was an accident.

We're talking to the union boss.

What do you expect me to do in a month?

The fire wasn't my fault.

- It had nothing to do with me.
- Fede.

Fede, don't make this harder.

Really. It's unbearable to see you
leading the company to ruin.

What are you saying?
You're the one advising me.

- No, no, no...
- I have something to say.

- I have something to say.
- If you misinterpret, it's something else.

I have something to f*cking say!

- Okay, what?
- And?

I'm g*y.

Was it a secret?

It's not the time, Julián.

Of course not.

No, it is the moment!

I'm fed up, tired, exhausted!

I've hidden it for years
to be an Urquiza, for me,

- for my family, for you!
- f*cking shut up!

No, you shut up!

Well...

Do you know who planned the donut thing?

The fire?

What?

And has been manipulating
Fede all this time?

I helped her.

I have proof.

Balbina, you f*cking b*tch.

- Go to hell, as*h*le.
- Really, cousin?

You are f*cking sh*t!

You're all full of f*cking sh*t!

You think this family cares about you,

but the only one who's looked out
for you your whole life is me.

Do you know what you just did?

Bal...

You're all hypocrites.

Bal.

Bal.

Don't you dare f*cking call me "Bal"!

Because you and I are nothing.

Stop. Stop.

Do not set foot
on Urquiza property ever again.

Perfect.

I'm going to enjoy
watching it go to sh*t without me.

Look, I suggest you keep very quiet.

Because otherwise, you'll get nothing.

Go, get out of my sight.

Vicenta, see her out, please.

Yes, ma'am. Let's go.

I can go alone.

Balbina, don't think about
coming to the wedding.

- How shocking.
- No f*cking way.

Are you okay?

I don't think I need to say
that this should be kept quiet.

Well, do something!

Why don't you get out
and push? Better, no?

The only thing you know
how to do is ruin my f*cking life.

I ruined your life? Me?

- Yes.
- Look where we are.

- What?
- You did this,

and you also ruined those people's lives.

I ruined those "poor" people's lives?

Yes, you, with your games.
Look at yourself. You're evil.

You're a bad person.

You're worse. Much worse.

You play with people's feelings

and make them believe your lies.
Worse, you believe them too!

f*ck you!

- You know what?
- What?

f*ck you!

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

You're crazy, always were.

Of course I'm crazy!

Because I don't even know who I am!

And that, as*h*le, is your fault.

What? Why my fault?

Your f*cking fault!

You broke my heart in a thousand pieces!

- Me?
- Yes, you!

- I loved you, Julio!
- Liar!

No, I loved you with all my heart
and you betrayed me!

What are you talking about?

What am I talking about?
My dad is in jail because of you!

I'm here because of you!

I had nothing to do with that!

Stop lying to my face!

I had nothing to do with that!
It's the truth!

- I saw your signature! I did!
- What?

Stop lying to my face!