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01x06 - Chapter 6

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Man vs. Bee". Aired: 24 June 2022.*
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A house sitter named Trevor finds himself entrenched in an ongoing battle with a bumblebee while lodging in an elegant mansion, damaging expensive items in the house in his attempt to k*ll it, which fails.

01x06 - Chapter 6

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- Phew.

- [EXCITING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[CLINK]

Right.

[SOFT DRONING]

[METALLIC SLIDING AND THUD]

[SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION]

[TREVOR] Right.

One of those.

Good.

- [WHIRRING]

- [MUSIC ENDS]

[CONTENTED SIGH]

[RATTLING AND ch*nk]

[TREVOR] Cheap.

- [WASHING MACHINE RUMBLING]

- [GLASS TINKLING]

Yeah.

- [HIGH PITCHED] 1513.

- [ALARM BEEPS]

[OWL HOOTS]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[PHONE RINGS]

- [WHISPERS] Dad.

- [WHISPERS] Darling, everything okay?

You don't have to whisper too, Dad.

Oh yes, right, sorry.

Right.

[CLICKING AND CLANGING]

[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

[BEEP]

[ELECTRIC BUZZING]

[MADDY]She actually said

you could take me away.

After your job. She was okay with that?

Yes, couldn't be happier.

There's absolutely nothing

to worry about, darling.

Mum's totally on board and

the job here is going super well.

- [GLASS CLINKING]

- [TREVOR SLURPING]

But you know, what we should be thinking

about, is where we're going to go.

And I'm going to send you

something now, darling.

It's a campsite on the Isle of Wight.

And it's got a pool and

table tennis tables and, uh, and it's

just a walk from the beach after a couple

of very short bus rides.

I miss you, Dad.

- I miss you too, sweet pea.

- [EMOTIVE MUSIC PLAYING]

So much.

- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

- [CLICKING]

[SOFT WHINE]

Here.

Good dog.

[WATER FLUSHING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[BURGLAR 1 WHISPERS] Garage.

Find this.

[CLICK]

- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

- [TREVOR] Huh?

Eh?

[WATER FLUSHING]

Huh.

[WATER FLUSHING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]

- [SMACK]

- [BUZZING]

- [YELPS]

- [SQUIRTING NOISE]

[THUD]

- [PEELING NOISE]

- [BURGLAR 2 SOFTLY] What?

[BANGING]

[SQUEAK]

[BUZZING]

[THUD]

[BURGLAR 3] Eric.

We're good to go on the Jag.

[GRUNTING]

- [POP]

- [THUD] Oh! Oh!

[BUZZING]

[TREVOR SHOUTS] Right!

I know you're there!

Come on!

Where are you?

Where have you gone?

Where have you gone?

I can hear you.

Yes, I can! And I'm going to find you.

[BUZZING]

Aha! There you are.

- [SMACK]

- [THUD]

- [PIANO STARTS PLAYING]

- Eh.

[TREVOR] Where have you gone?

Are you over here somewhere?

I'm going to find you!

And when I find you,

I'm going to k*ll you!

Where've you gone?

You can't hide forever!

I'm going to get you!

Where are you?

Come here!

I want you to go away!

[SOFTLY] Please go away.

[MOURNFULLY] Please.

[TREVOR HIGH-PITCHED] 1513. Night setting.

- [BEEP]

- [ALARM BEEPS]

- [BURGLAR 3] Oh God.

- [TENSE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

- [PIANO MUSIC FADES]

- [RATTLING DOOR]

[CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]