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01x07 - Chapter 7

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Man vs. Bee". Aired: 24 June 2022.*
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A house sitter named Trevor finds himself entrenched in an ongoing battle with a bumblebee while lodging in an elegant mansion, damaging expensive items in the house in his attempt to k*ll it, which fails.

01x07 - Chapter 7

Post by bunniefuu »

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Go! Let's go!

Oh my goodness.

Oh, no.

-We've got to get out.
-Shut up!

Get down!

Oh, good morning.

Good morning, Sir.
Sorry to disturb you again.

Um, one of your neighbors reported
an unfamiliar car parked in Heath Grove,

and we've now traced it to the g*ng of
burglars I mentioned yesterday.

We're hoping somebody
might have seen something.

No. I haven't seen a thing.

And you're sure about that, Sir?

There are three suspects.
Two white males, one Black.

Sorry, officer. There's absolutely no one
in this house apart from me,

I can assure you.

Stop! What are you doing?
It's not working.

I've been in here
for eight hours!

And you'd never seen these
men before?

No.

Even though you were alone in
the house with them for over eight hours?

Er…

You didn't hear them break in.
You didn't hear them moving about.

You didn't notice anything suspicious?

No.

Right.

-Ah…

No, Cupcake.

-I've got to look after you.

Right.

Right.

There.

Okay.

Go on, go on.

Yes!

-Ha!

Hm.

Hm.

Yes!

Oh! Oh no!

What?

Cupcake?

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

-Oh!

Oh no…

-What's taking him so long?

-Hello.
-Yeah, uh, we had a call from the police.

Oh. Oh, yes. I was, um…

Yeah, they left a message.
They said there was a break-in.

Is Cupcake all right?

-Uhm…

She's just having a nap, actually.

Yeah, was anything taken?

Oh, uh, no, it was uh…

Well, they were caught.

The police caught the burglars?

Cupcake must have been terrified.
Can I see her?

Uh… she's out in the garden.

I thought you said she was having a nap.

Oh, yes.

She was having a nap, and now she's out in
the garden. Oh, there she is.

Hello, Cupcake. Hello!

Would you mind getting her,
please? I'd really like to see her.

-Uhm…
-Now!

O-kay.

Cupcake.

Cupcake!

Cupcake, come here.

-Come on. Come on. Here we go.

-Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Cupcake!

Wake up!

-Meow.

Oh…

Jess, hi!
I'm a bit tied up, actually. Would you--

No, Trevor. I need to know whether this
holiday is happening or not.

I have to work out my
schedule for next week.

Absolutely. Could I pop
you on hold for just a moment?

Do not put me on hold, Trevor. Do not pu--

Come on.

Oh, hello.

There's my baby. How's my Cup-cup?

Oh, she's very well. Aren't you Cupcake?

I know. I know. Yes, you are. Oh,
look out. What's she seen? Oh!

-She's off.

There she goes.

That cat had better watch out.

Go, Cupcake, go!

Anyway, look, I'll speak to you tomorrow.

-Thanks for calling. Bye.
-No, I--

Search vet! Nearest vet!

-Trevor, I'm still here.

No, you're not.

Okay Cupcake. Come on.

I don't feel good about this.

Christian, what are you doing?
This house-sitter's really worrying me.

Yeah, he's worrying me too.

-No… ugh.

There we go.

Gently does it.

Right.

-Oh, phone!