01x06 - Vaibhav Ki Didi

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My dream girl, when

will you come into my life? ♪

- My heart longs for you, when

will you come into my life? ..

- My heart longs for you,

when will you come into my life? ♪

I am waiting ♪

- Roasted nuts!

- Rani!

- Rani! How are you, baby? ..

- Rani! How are you, baby?

You're really hard on the eyes, you know.

Your words are

bitterer than bitter gourd

Your words are

bitterer than bitter gourd.

Why don't you say something sweet, honey?

Listen

I am talking to you ..

I am talking to you

only because you are

Mr. Rajaram's friend, otherwise

- Rani, I have nobody of my own

- Rani, I have nobody of my own.

I am absolutely alone.

And loneliness is an incurable disease!

- My heart aches for love

- My heart aches for love.

Rani, do you have a remedy

- that makes me lose all my senses

- that makes me lose all my senses.

Oh

- Mr. Gopal -Yes? ..

- Mr. Gopal -Yes?

Why didn't you tell me before

that you're in pain?

I am in pain as well

I am in pain as well.

Why don't we take each other's

Why don't we take each other's

- What?

- Pain.

- Sure! Let's take it all the way, Rani

- Sure! Let's take it all the way, Rani.

- But not here.

- Then?

You'll have to come with me.

- Where? ..

- Where?

Where nobody ♪

- -Is nowhere to be seen -Exactly! ..

- -Is nowhere to be seen -Exactly!

My dear nephew, your

wedding is around the corner

My dear nephew, your

wedding is around the corner.

I hope you didn't forget.

There's so much do to. We

have to go shopping as well.

- I think Delhi is perfect to go shopping

- I think Delhi is perfect to go shopping.

Uncle, why Delhi?

- Delhi because there's Red Fort, ..

- Delhi because there's Red Fort,

- Chandni Chowk, G.B Road.

- What?

When you take a left from

G.B Road and go all the way

When you take a left from

G.B Road and go all the way

You arrive at Chandni Chowk.

And everything is very affordable over there.

- You are right, Uncle

- You are right, Uncle.

But we have a lot to shop.

- We should take Gopal along.

- Why take that jackass along? ..

- We should take Gopal along.

- Why take that jackass along?

Uncle, he will help us.

There will be a lot of

things to carry, right? ..

There will be a lot

of things to carry, right?

You like to roam about

with your cronies, don't you?

- He's my friend. -Friend! ..

- He's my friend. -Friend!

I'll go to the station book the tickets.

- Uncle, when are we leaving? -Tomorrow! ..

- Uncle, when are we leaving? -Tomorrow!

Tomorrow?

- What are you doing? -I had seen this

- What are you doing? -I had seen this

- in an English movie.

- Is it?

- Do it to my other hand! Do it! ..

- Do it to my other hand! Do it! ..

Now?

What's next, Rani?

- My dream girl, when will you come? ..

- My dream girl, when will you come? ♪

- Gopal

- Rani! ..

Rani?

Farewell, my dear ..

Farewell, my dear ♪

Where are you going leaving me like this, Rani?

- Stay here alone! ..

- Stay here alone!

Rani!

Rani! ..

Hey, no

No! ..

No! Help! ..

So, everyone goes to Delhi

to do the wedding shopping? ..

I don't know about everyone else

If it were for someone special,

I'd go anywhere in the world

If it were for someone special,

I'd go anywhere in the world

Do you want something from Delhi?

I'll add it to the list.

- You've made a list? ..

- You've made a list?

The shopping is going to be a grand affair.

Tell me, what's in the list? ..

Nothing fancy. Just some clothes

and jewellery for the wedding.

- Jewellery, for whom? ..

- Jewellery, for whom?

Of course, for you, Madhu.

- Bangles, necklaces, cummerbund

- Bangles, necklaces, cummerbund

But I didn't give you my measurements

I'd need those for jewellery?

Yes! What if it doesn't fit me well? ..

I see.

I had no idea

- Let's do one thing

- Let's do one thing.

Let me take your measurements.

How difficult can that be?

I'll take your measurements

and cross-check them with mine

I'll take your measurements

and cross-check them with mine.

First the fingers, then the wrist

- then the waist

- How? How will you do that? ..

- Then the waist

- How? How will you do that?

I'll do it. Trust me, give me your hand.

Come on.

- Trust me. Give me your hand

- Trust me. Give me your hand

Your finger is bit smaller than mine.

- And your wrist

- And your wrist

I want to tell you what

my heart goes through ..

I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪

I want to be with you ..

I want to be with you ♪

I want to tell you what

my heart goes through ..

I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪

I want to be with you ..

I want to be with you ♪

My days ..

My days ♪

My days and my nights

are incomplete without you ..

My days and my nights

are incomplete without you ♪

I want to tell you what

my heart goes through ..

I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪

I want to be with you ..

I want to be with you ♪

Here we are!

- Look.

- Shall we go? ..

- Wow, Uncle!

- Uncle, it doesn't look so good

- It's better inside. Let's go

- It's better inside. Let's go.

Come on

This is our exquisite room!

- Look at the dirty writings on the wall! ..

- Look at the dirty writings on the wall!

Weird, isn't it?

This might be the worst place in all of Delhi

This might be the worst place in all of Delhi.

- Uncle, now I earn enough for us to stay

- Uncle, now I earn enough for us to stay

At a decent hotel. Why stay here?

Son, marriage

Son, marriage

comprises of understanding

each other and making adjustments.

- You should consider this as a test

- You should consider this as a test.

- A test.

- So, you mean that

- A test.

- So, you mean that

I have to stay in this dirty

room because I'm being trained?

- Yes, this is your training

- Yes, this is your training.

It's quite late now. So, you kids can relax

get some rest and we'll

go shopping tomorrow

get some rest and we'll

go shopping tomorrow.

- Okay?

- Okay.

I am going to meet a friend.

- A friend or a girlfriend? ..

- A friend or a girlfriend?

When did you make friends in Delhi?

You had to stop me, right?

- I am 20 years older than you! ..

- I am 20 years older than you!

Don't try and act like my father!

I have plenty of friends in Delhi.

You want me to name them all?

Gopal, why are you getting

into the details? Come here

Gopal, why are you getting

into the details? Come here.

Uncle, please go ahead. We'll wait for you.

I wish someone stops

you at your wedding night! ..

I wish someone stops

you at your wedding night!

- My wedding night?

- Not the wedding night, Uncle.

What did I do?

I don't think Uncle

will be back tonight

I don't think Uncle

will be back tonight

LAILA TYPING INSTITUTE

Hello.

Yes? ..

I need to get some typing done

Give me another 20.

Isn't that too much?

You'll only get shorthand

with this amount

You'll only get

shorthand with this amount.

Here you go, another 20

Inland or international?

What do you mean?

- Local or imported? ..

- Local or imported?

Local

Her.

- Sadhna, wait back

- Sadhna, wait back.

The rest of you, go inside.

Go ahead

Listen! ..

Do the typing only in the front.

Typing on both the

sides will cost you extra

Typing on both the

sides will cost you extra.

Got it?

- Oh, my! ..

- Oh, my!

Stop!

- What are you doing, honey? ..

- What are you doing, honey?

What happened?

Let me have the honour

of taking off your clothes

Let me have the honour

of taking off your clothes.

Put this on

- What's this?

- My "nurse" fetish! ..

How do you come up with these? ..

Go on.

I'll be back

Come to me, baby! ..

Come to me, baby! ♪

Come to me, baby ♪

- Come on! What's taking you so long? ..

- Come on! What's taking you so long? ..

How do I look? ..

Does the dress look good on me?

You want me to give you the injection? ..

Sadhna darling

usually, I am petrified of injections

usually, I am petrified of injections.

But I'll have to take the

injection of your love! ..

But I'll have to take

the injection of your love!

- We are together, darling

- We are together, darling.

- I really like you, Sadhna darling

- I really like you, Sadhna darling.

Oh, how lovely!

You're also coming up

with new kinks, aren't you? ..

You're also coming up

with new kinks, aren't you? ..

I don't want a cop

I want a nurse. Please tell the manager.

- And I want a criminal, not a patient! ..

- And I want a criminal, not a patient!

- Got it?

- And my money?

Keep it for next time.

- This is not fair

- This is not fair.

Let me show you what's fair!

Take him to the station!

- Stand straight!

- I didn't even do anything! ..

- Stand straight!

- I didn't even do anything!

And now, you won't be able to.

- It's our turn to do what we do, mister! ..

- It's our turn to do what we do, mister!

- Come on! Move it!

- Sadhna!

Beat him up! ..

Gopal

- it's late, right? -So? ..

- It's late, right? -So?

I am worried about Uncle.

Don't worry about him. He

isn't a showpiece, is he? ..

Don't worry about him.

He isn't a showpiece, is he?

Get up!

- I can't -I said get up! ..

- I can't -I said get up!

Do you have a family or are you all alone?

I am married

I am married.

But my wife passed away soon after we the wedding.

So, we never got the

chance to do anything

So, we never got the

chance to do anything.

And so, I don't have a kid.

I just have a nephew.

So, your wife's in heaven and

you're planning to go to hell? ..

So, your wife's in heaven

and you're planning to go to hell?

Ma'am, don't get me wrong.

I just wanted to get my

poems typed. That's it

I just wanted to get my

poems typed. That's it.

Please forgive me for my mistakes.

I know what you wanted to type

and what type of a man you are! ..

I know what you wanted to type

and what type of a man you are!

The typing centre was

always on my radar! ..

The typing centre

was always on my radar!

I've finally caught them all!

Here you go, officer.

Now he'll do all the typing

Make sure you use all the

ink and type everything! Got it?

- Begin.

- Your word is my command, ma'am

- Begin.

- Your word is my command, ma'am.

Gopal

- I am feeling extremely restless

- I am feeling extremely restless.

It's too late and Uncle is not back yet.

Yeah. Maybe your uncle lost his way

Yeah. Maybe your uncle lost his way.

Let's file a report

at the police station

Let's file a report

at the police station.

Really?

Okay, let's go

Please, no, no! ..

I didn't do anything!

- I hear someone getting beaten up.

- Hey, get down! ..

- I hear someone getting beaten up.

- Hey, get down!

Gopal

- that sounds like Uncle.

- Yes, you're right

But what's he doing inside the station?

- I am going!

- Gopal! ..

- We can't leave him in there.

- The cops in Delhi are brutal.

Uncle!

- Uncle! ..

- Uncle!

Uncle

- Uncle

- Uncle

Sir, please don't.

Please let my uncle go

Please.

Who the hell are you to give me orders?

- Sir, I am Rajaram. He is my uncle

- Sir, I am Rajaram. He is my uncle.

Please let him go.

Sir, you can thrash him

all you want. No problem

Sir, you can thrash him

all you want. No problem.

Gopal!

But why are you beating him up?

Sir, as a friend, I request

you to beat me up some more

Sir, as a friend, I request

you to beat me up some more.

But don't let them know our secrets.

- We caught him in a brothel

- We caught him in a brothel

In the middle of all the action!

Sir, I was there to get an injection.

- Sir

- Sir

Sir, sir

I beg you

I beg you.

Please spare him.

We're decent folks, we're here from Manali.

- I am a writer, he is my uncle

- I am a writer, he is my uncle.

And I promise you that

he'll never do this again

And I promise you that he'll never do this again.

Listen, it's not in my hands to release him.

My superior will make

that decision. And listen

My superior will make

that decision. And listen

Go to her right now

- or I will beat him to a pulp! ..

- Or I will beat him to a pulp!

- No, sir

- Go!

Gopal, keep an eye on him.

Don't stop. Give him

another on the butt! ..

Don't stop. Give him

another on the butt!

- Sir

- What? ..

- Sir

- What?

I mean, ma'am, can you please help me?

- What's wrong? ..

- What's wrong?

- My uncle

- Who is your uncle? ..

Miss Geetu? ..

Rajaram!

Miss, where is Vaibhav? ..

Oh, Rajaram!

I won't tell you.

- What? ..

- What?

He's out.

And why do you call me

"Miss"? It sounds so formal

And why do you call me

"Miss"? It sounds so formal.

You're Vaibhav's elder sister.

- That's the only way I can address you

- That's the only way I can address you.

You can call me by my name, like everyone else

Geetu.

- Okay, miss

- Okay, miss.

Okay, Geetu.

Let's go inside. Vaibhav

will be here soon

Let's go inside.

Vaibhav will be here soon.

Come on.

- Come in

- Come in.

Sit here, I'll go change

Do you know when Vaibhav will be back?

He must be on his way

So, did you start studying? ..

- Raja!

- There he is!

- When did you arrive?

- Just a few minutes ago.

- Did you bring the notes? -Yes

- Did you bring the notes? -Yes.

- Sister

- Yes?

- One last time.

- Sure!

- What would you do without me? ..

- What would you do without me?

Open your books, there's a lot to do!

We have to finish the

entire portion tonight! ..

We have to finish the

entire portion tonight!

Your handwriting is beautiful

Thank you Geetu

Here

- Tea! ..

- Tea!

It's lovely!

Piping hot food!

Thank you

- It smells wonderful, Geetu.

- Try it! ..

- Can I tell you a secret? ..

- Can I tell you a secret?

I had also finished my journal

a night before the submission

I had also finished my journal

a night before the submission.

One man down

One man down.

You should also grab some

sleep. I'll wake you up

I don't get it.

You're a gentleman. How

come your uncle is a pervert? ..

You're a gentleman. How

come your uncle is a pervert?

It was a mistake

Please forgive him, Miss Geetu.

Again with "Miss"? ..

Again with "Miss"?

That's not how you bond, Rajaram.

Don't you remember?

I'm releasing him

because he's your uncle

I'm releasing him

because he's your uncle.

I had scheduled all his beatings, you know?

Thank you.

- I don't want to see him again, got it? ..

- I don't want to see him again, got it?

You won't. Thank you.

- Listen

- Listen

Did you marry or are you still out in the cold?

- Well

- You never told me what you do

- Well

- You never told me what you do.

I am a writer.

- Of course! ..

- Of course!

I remember how beautiful your handwriting is.

- Listen

- Listen

I stay in house number

122/7 in the police quarters

You should come.

I'd like to read your work

Sure. Thank you

Ruby Rai

the legendary actress from Calcutta. ..

The legendary actress from Calcutta.

You're not Mastram's friend.

You are Mastram.

- Am I right? ..

- Am I right?