01x05 - Bua Ke 56 Aasan

[bunniefuu]

The country's future lies

in the hands of its youth.

- How could you behave this

way with a young employee? ..

- How could you behave this

way with a young employee?

Sorry, sir.

What sorry?

- Sir, it won't happen again

- Sir, it won't happen again.

And if it does, you'll be transferred.

- Got it?

- Yes, sir

We have a trunk call at 3:00 p.m.

- Ready?

- Yes, sir

- Remind me at 2:45 p.m.

- Okay, sir

- Hello

- Hello.

-You're late! -Hello?

Sorry, sir. There was a queue

at the bookstore for Mastram. ..

Sorry, sir. There was a queue

at the bookstore for Mastram.

-Do you have it? -Yes, sir.

- The Grocer's Lollipop. ..

- The Grocer's Lollipop.

The wrestler's younger

daughter-in-law was really young ..

But her gorgeous form was something

the town had never seen before.

The grocer would lose his

mind every time he looked at her. ..

The grocer would lose his

mind every time he looked at her.

And the reason she lost her

control was right in her bedroom. ..

And the reason she lost her

control was right in her bedroom.

Her husband liked slumber

more than he liked her. ..

Her husband liked slumber more than he liked her.

She would look at herself

admiring her body ..

She would look at

herself admiring her body

And touch herself. ..

This continued for a long time.

Till the time she felt

his touch in her own. ..

Till the time she felt

his touch in her own.

Life would have been so boring without Mastram.

Mastram has added fuel

to the dying fire inside you

Mastram has added fuel

to the dying fire inside you.

Sometimes, I wonder how Mastram would be

Sometimes, I wonder how Mastram would be.

- Where does he live?

- Sir, how long will this continue? ..

We have to wait hours for a trunk call.

During winters, a car

needs a stove to get started

During winters, a car

needs a stove to get started.

- And once the engine heats up

- And once the engine heats up

The car runs all day long in full swing! ..

Naughty! Sir, you're very naughty!

Where are you these days? ..

Something so huge has happened!

- I don't get it.

- Don't you read the newspaper? ..

- I don't get it.

- Don't you read the newspaper?

Here you go

"Superstar Maruf Kumar is fond of dirty books."

"Dirty books!"

I am giving this to you with a very heavy heart.

Not everyone is fortunate

enough to hit a jackpot! ..

Not everyone is fortunate

enough to hit a jackpot!

5000 rupees.

5000 rupees, Mr. Durgaprasad?

- Oh, come on, man! Here! ..

- Oh, come on, man! Here!

Here you go.

- Take another 5000.

- 10,000? ..

- Take another 5000.

- 10,000?

I gave you 10,000 rupees.

At least give me a smile

I gave you 10,000 rupees.

At least give me a smile.

Or will that cost me extra?

Mr. Durgaprasad, I don't understand whether

I'm being rewarded or punished.

You're overthinking.

- And overthinking is not good for health

- And overthinking is not good for health.

Listen, home and family

- cannot survive on principles

- cannot survive on principles.

It needs money to survive. Are you getting it?

You'll soon get married to Madhu.

- You will have 5-6 children

- You will have 5-6 children.

The poor usually bear a lot of children.

- Now, imagine you have 6-7 children

- Now, imagine you have 6-7 children.

And each one is sitting with

an empty plate in their hands.

They are sitting in a hierarchy.

There is no power, you

neither have a fridge nor a TV

There is no power, you

neither have a fridge nor a TV.

Your wife is nagging you!

- There's no food, the kids are starving

- There's no food, the kids are starving.

They are saying, "Dad, we are dying of hunger."

What will you do? Have you lost it?

- Take the money. Come on! ..

- Take the money. Come on!

That's my boy!

- Now smile for me

- Now smile for me.

Go and use this money to spread joy

Money is everything. Go.

Go on, have fun!

Sandesh! Sandesh! ..

Rajaram!

- When did you buy a new scooter? ..

- When did you buy a new scooter?

Everyone filled the form but I

was the lucky one who won it!

Really? Your wife must be very happy

Really? Your wife must be very happy.

Rajaram, she'll be happier

if I sell it for 2000 rupees

When is your book getting published?

When did you buy this? Is it yours?

- No, it's yours

- No, it's yours.

I mean, it is ours.

I'll take you wherever you want to go

I'll take you wherever you want to go.

Okay. Let's go

Okay. Let's go.

- Right now? But where?

- Surprise

RAJU BARBERSHOP

Oh, man! Hello

- This is a very long queue! ..

- This is a very long queue!

Oh my!

- Everybody's hair has grown out? ..

- Everybody's hair has grown out?

No, uncle. Raju has started a new scheme.

What scheme?

- Get a haircut and read Mastram for free

- Get a haircut and read Mastram for free.

But you still can't grow a moustache, sonny!

- Some hair always stay hidden, Uncle

- Some hair always stay hidden, Uncle.

Really?

Okay, then! See you.

Hey! Where are you going? There's a queue! ..

Hey! Where are you going? There's a queue!

I am the elder one. Have some manners.

- Hey! -Wait! ..

- Hey! -Wait! ..

What is this, Raju?

Now you're cutting off hair

- and people from their mannered roots? ..

- And people from their mannered roots?

What connection does this have with our roots?

- These woolen blankets are of no use! ..

- These woolen blankets are of no use!

Mastram brings in all the heat! ..

Raju, I'm all heated up. I'll go cool down

Uncle, where are you

taking the book? Give it back!

- I will return it. Calm down! ..

- I will return it. Calm down!

Oh! New scooter? ..

Stop! ..

Stop!

- Come on, quickly

- Come on, quickly.

Hurry up! ..

Hurry up!

Come on, quickly!

So, this is your surprise?

- Isn't it beautiful? ..

- Isn't it beautiful? ..

It is beautiful

but not more than you

You know I've never come here before

You know I've never come here before.

As a kid, I used to take a bus

that would pass that route, far away

As a kid, I used to take a bus

that would pass that route, far away.

As I grew up, I decided

that one day I'll come here

As I grew up, I decided

that one day I'll come here

- With the love of my life

- with the love of my life.

I want to tell you what

my heart goes through..

And here we are.

I want to be with you ..

I want to be with you ♪

I want to tell you what

my heart goes through ..

I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪

I want to be with you ..

I want to be with you ♪

My days ♪

My days and my nights

are incomplete without you ..

My days and my nights

are incomplete without you ♪

I want to tell you what

my heart goes through ..

I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪

I want to be with you ..

I want to be with you ♪

This is the end.

It's doomsday! ..

It's doomsday!

My own are screwing me over!

- Let him come home! ..

- Let him come home!

I will teach him a lesson!

I raised him, gave him

everything he ever wanted! ..

I raised him, gave him

everything he ever wanted!

What has the world come to?

- Finally! Finally, you're home! ..

- Finally! Finally, you're home!

These are the dark times we're living in!

Why do you say so, Uncle?

- Because you used to tell me everything! ..

- Because you used to tell me everything!

Even the colour of your underwear!

- But now you have a new scooter

- But now you have a new scooter

With a girl on the backseat.

- Right? What's going on? ..

- Right? What's going on?

Uncle, everything happened so suddenly

What do you mean?

Suddenly, Mr. Durgaprasad

gave me a lot of money

Suddenly, Mr. Durgaprasad

gave me a lot of money.

Then Sandesh gave me a sudden offer

and suddenly, I accepted it.

Because I couldn't understand

how to refuse them, Uncle! ..

Because I couldn't understand

how to refuse them, Uncle!

What are you writing nowadays?

What are you writing that

you are being paid so well? ..

What are you writing that

you are being paid so well?

- Devika's Despair, Uncle.

- Devika's Despair?

- You don't understand it but

- You don't understand it but

It's one of the best-selling books abroad.

- Mr. Durgaprasad pays me for the same

- Mr. Durgaprasad pays me for the same.

Why do you want to get into the details, Uncle?

- I bought my first-ever scooter today

- I bought my first-ever scooter today.

- We should celebrate, right?

- Yeah! ..

- We should celebrate, right?

- Yeah!

I'll go and get us whiskey.

- A bottle? -Absolutely! You must! ..

- A bottle? -Absolutely! You must!

And get some snacks too!

Bro, a bottle of whiskey

Thank you

Rajaram? ..

I'm sorry, I didn't recognise you.

Who are you? How do you know me?

I am Madhu's aunt

She showed me a picture of you.

- Greetings, Aunt.

- Hello.

- You look like Madhu's elder sister

- You look like Madhu's elder sister.

- Oh, please!

- How come you're here?

The bus conductor said I

will get a Tonga from here

The bus conductor said I

will get a Tonga from here.

But it's nowhere to be seen!

Where do you want to go? ..

- You see that temple?

- Yes.

My home is 10-15 minutes away from there.

- It is nearby. I will manage

- It is nearby. I will manage.

It's not nearby. It is minimum five kilometres

Let me drop you home.

No, Rajaram. Don't bother. I will manage.

- Not at all. You are Madhu's aunt

- Not at all. You are Madhu's aunt.

It is my duty.

I cannot leave you here.

Let me drop you.

I have heard that you and your

uncle live alone in a huge house

I have heard that you and your

uncle live alone in a huge house.

Yes, my uncle means everything to me.

The same uncle that made

a move on my sister-in-law? ..

The same uncle that made

a move on my sister-in-law?

I hope you're not like him.

Not at all! ..

Not at all!

- Are you comfortable?

- Yes

Welcome, Rajaram.

- Give me the bag.

- It is very heavy

- Give me the bag.

- It is very heavy.

You've been carrying it for quite a while.

- Careful.

- I'll be right back

That's my husband

He is no more

- What was his profession? ..

- What was his profession?

Medicine.

He had an ancestral sexology clinic

He used to first test the medicine on himself.

Then he used to make the formula.

He knew how to do 56

asanas from the Kama Sutra. ..

He knew how to do 56

asanas from the Kama Sutra.

Really? ..

He could tell by the patient's face

- about his sperm count

- about his sperm count

He died while inventing a new medicine.

- But he was a very colourful character

- But he was a very colourful character.

He enjoyed every waking minute of his life

- May his soul rest in peace

- May his soul rest in peace.

He died

and took all his knowledge with him.

That's what everybody thinks.

- But it is not true

- But it is not true.

He often used to discuss

- his medicines and the asanas with me

- his medicines and the asanas with me.

After all I'm his better half

So now you

- run the clinic?

- Yes.

- I have the knowledge.

- Right

- Have a seat. I will get some tea.

- Please don't.

It's late. I should go home.

- Rajaram, why are you being so hesitant? ..

- Rajaram, why are you being so hesitant?

I'll be back in two minutes

AUNT'S 56 ASANAS

The hunger of the body

is always rebellious. ..

The hunger of the

body is always rebellious.

Although she was older than me ..

Although she was older than me

her inviting body portrayed something else. ..

Her inviting body portrayed something else.

Perhaps, she also wanted

to grab the opportunity. ..

Perhaps, she also wanted

to grab the opportunity.

The way she added something to

the tea and walked towards me ..

The way she added something

to the tea and walked towards me

Clearly indicated that

- she wanted to try her experience ..

- She wanted to try her experience

And all her knowledge on asanas

- on me. ..

- on me.

My fingers followed the

rhythm of her heartbeat ..

My fingers followed the

rhythm of her heartbeat

And ran along Aunt's body. ..

And we both move towards

each other for an erotic experience.

- Where the night was long ..

- Where the night was long

Our bodily hunger, insatiable.

Holding on to her sari

I followed her to a mystical world ..

I followed her to a mystical world

where two bodies were about

to be lost into each other's. ..

Where two bodies were

about to be lost into each other's.

In that world, sex is not lust. ..

In that world, sex is not lust.

Sex is an art.

Where two bodies become one in asanas

And to bring two bodies

together, Aunt had not one

but 56 asanas

Aunt's 56 Asanas, by Shakespeare

I mean, Mastram.

What a title! Amazing! ..

Mr. Durgaprasad, when are

you publishing Devika's Despair?

- Madhu has been asking me about it ..

- Madhu has been asking me about it

And I don't have an answer.

The next time she asks

tell her to buy those kinds of books and read

tell her to buy those kinds of books and read.

Mr. Durgaprasad

those books are not special

those books are not special.

Since they don't have my articles or write-ups

Okay, we will publish Madhuri's Mare as well

Devika! Devika's Despair,

not Madhuri's Mare. ..

Devika! Devika's

Despair, not Madhuri's Mare.

Fine! What's the damn difference?

- Don't be upset

- Don't be upset.

The title is amazing, Mr. Shakespeare.

Aunt's 56 Asanas.

- Too good! ..

- Too good! ..

I stay in house number

122/7 in the police quarters.

You should come.