01x03 - Mallu Aunty Ka Malmal

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"Then Miss Rita said

"Forget about biology,

- let me tell you the secret to life."

- Let me tell you the secret to life."

Then Miss Rita put her hands on my thighs

Then Miss Rita put her hands on my thighs.

"His heart skipped a beat."

It's so late!

When will you keep the luggage inside?

Do you both plan on

spending the night here? ..

Do you both plan on

spending the night here?

What say, boss?

Ma'am is asking me to spend the night. Should I?

Moron! Who will read Mastram to me? ..

Moron! Who will read Mastram to me?

- Okay, let's continue with the story

- Okay, let's continue with the story

- Uncle, tell me the truth! ..

- Uncle, tell me the truth!

Or else I'll never be able to marry her.

I am not telling you anything!

I don't want to talk to anyone

Uncle, did you take off

your pants in front of her?

- Gopal, you moron! Shut up! ..

- Gopal, you moron! Shut up!

Uncle

- did you try to hump her?

- Shut up, man! ..

Uncle, open the door.

Tell us the truth.

Did you place your g*n in

her hands and fire shots at her? ..

Did you place your g*n in

her hands and fire shots at her?

Gopal, I am not a pervert! ..

So what had happened?

This goes way back when

- I had immersed my wife's ashes

- I had immersed my wife's ashes

And with a heavy heart, I was

on my way back from Haridwar

and with a heavy heart, I was

on my way back from Haridwar

I sat next to her and the train

paced.

Then? ..

And while the train paced I fell asleep

Then?

I started dreaming.

- Then? -In the dream, I saw pomegranates

- Then? -In the dream, I saw pomegranates.

Pomegranates?

- Uncle, then what happened? ..

- Uncle, then what happened?

My wife used to love pomegranates

In the dream, I was selecting

the best ones from the pile

Then?

I was picking them up, one by one

Then?

- I touched her where I shouldn't have

- I touched her where I shouldn't have.

- Gopal, at the time, ..

- Gopal, at the time,

I did not feel that she had any problem with it.

- Then it's okay, right? ..

- Then it's okay, right?

Uncle, swear to God that you're telling the truth.

Okay, maybe she was

a little offended. I mean

Okay, maybe she was

a little offended. I mean

She was extremely

offended and she beat me up

she was extremely

offended and she beat me up.

- Ma'am.

- You rascal!

You are misunderstanding me.

How dare you touch me?

Uncle, it's because of your perversion

that my dreams of getting

married will never be fulfilled

that my dreams of getting

married will never be fulfilled.

Son, she is not the only

girl. You'll find someone else

Son, she is not the only

girl. You'll find someone else.

That's right.

Yes, it's true that there

are many girls in this world.

But I know that Madhu

is the only one for me

But I know that Madhu

is the only one for me.

- And she's the only one I'll marry

- And she's the only one I'll marry.

Or else, I will become a

celibate. Mark my words! ..

- Bullshit!

- Bullshit!

Miss Madhu! ..

- Hello.

- You?

How dare you come here?

- You're misunderstanding me. That day

- You're misunderstanding me. That day

I controlled myself then

because you were our guest.

- And I will never step in a house where ..

- And I will never step in a house where

A woman is treated like an object.

I don't know what your poor mother goes through!

She must be repenting

to have a son like you

She must be repenting

to have a son like you.

My parents are no more

I was a kid when both of

them died in a road accident

Miss Madhu, I had no one and

- my uncle raised me, all alone

- my uncle raised me, all alone.

He could've remarried

after my aunt passed away

He could've remarried

after my aunt passed away.

But he didn't.

- He thought, maybe his new wife

- He thought, maybe his new wife

Won't like me or accept me

When I was a kid

- I had made a lot of mistakes

- I had made a lot of mistakes.

- But Uncle never punished me for them

- But Uncle never punished me for them.

Instead, he forgave

them all, and he still does

Instead, he forgave

them all, and he still does

Miss Madhu, I don't know

- what my uncle did to your mother

- what my uncle did to your mother

Or what mistakes he made

All I know is

elders also unknowingly

tend to commit mistakes

And the younger ones

should always forgive them

And the younger ones should always forgive them.

After all they are humans

After all they are humans.

- Give it a thought

- Give it a thought

Uncle, who moved here?

Oh! They just got transferred here

Oh! They just got transferred here.

- I've heard that his wife is very young

- I've heard that his wife is very young.

Uncle, how do you get to know such things?

- Son, in a small town like ours ..

- Son, in a small town like ours

The grocery shops and the tea stalls

work as television and

radio news channels

work as television

and radio news channels.

Getting transferred is such a pain.

Moving houses here and there..

- Yes?

- Hello.

Hello.

I am Sarita.

Your new neighbour

Your new neighbour.

Oh, I see.

- Give me something extremely sweet

- Give me something extremely sweet.

- What?

- Can you give it to me?

I didn't get you

I mean, I've run out of sugar.

- I see.

- And I was making coffee

- I see.

- And I was making coffee

I am new here so I don't know anybody.

- I thought, I should ask you

- I thought, I should ask you.

Sure.

Please wait here for two

minutes. I will get it

Here you go.

- Thank you

- Thank you

Well, there is another small problem

Well, there is another small problem.

Yes? ..

- There's a wetness problem

- There's a wetness problem.

What?

The water is leaking

drop by drop.

- The tap in my kitchen is leaking

- The tap in my kitchen is leaking.

If you know a plumber

- please tell me

- please tell me.

Why call a plumber?

- I will fix it.

- Okay

Welcome. Please come in.

Everything is still unpacked

- We moved in a hurry.

- Right.

That's the tap.

I'll take a look.

- Would you like some tea? ..

- Would you like some tea?

Okay

Well, I have fixed the tap.

- Gradually the water will come with force

- Gradually the water will come with force.

The tea is also ready.

Okay

The tea is enjoyed

The tea is enjoyed

only with a biscuit, dipped in it

Biscuits taste better when

they are soaking wet

What is going on?

Who is he?

- He is our neighbour

- He is our neighbour.

He helped fix the leakage problem.

- He is a nice boy

- He is a nice boy.

Hello.

- Thank you, mister.

- Rajaram.

- Everything will be fixed by this week

- Everything will be fixed by this week.

Such things are common in a new house.

- Let me know if you need anything

- Let me know if you need anything.

See you

Is everything ready?

Oh no! I forgot the wrench

- It looked like a film. ..

- It looked like a film.

A South Indian film

- that was being shot in front of me. ..

- That was being shot in front of me.

And the actress

was my new neighbour, Mallu Aunty. ..

Was my new neighbour, Mallu Aunty. ..

- She was full of vivacity ..

- She was full of vivacity

And she tried to juice it up

to make her desires crave and to ..

To make her desires crave and to

tempt the fire inside her.

The fire inside Mallu Aunty had ignited ..

But her husband neither had the stamina

nor the passion

- to help extinguish that fire. ..

- To help extinguish that fire.

Mallu Aunty was like a file in an office. ..

Mr. Nair had the pen to sign on

it, but there was no ink inside. ..

Mallu Aunty was parched

like a dry desert.

- Clouds would gather upon that desert ..

- Clouds would gather upon that desert

But it had been ages since they rained on it. ..

I was home

- but her loneliness and discontent ..

- But her loneliness and discontent

Didn't let me sleep.

- MALLU AUNTY'S MUSLIN ..

- MALLU AUNTY'S MUSLIN

When I saw Mallu Aunty for the first time

I felt a current passing

through my veins ..

I felt a current

passing through my veins

Which revived my desires.

- Her body was as soft as dough, ..

- Her body was as soft as dough,

A dough, when kneaded brought pleasure.

Mallu aunty was like a

beautiful marble sculpture ..

Mallu aunty was like a

beautiful marble sculpture

Made by a Moghal emperor.

The sculpture had smooth

domes and deep trenches. ..

The sculpture had smooth domes and deep trenches.

Who knows how many had

explored the depths of her trench ..

Who knows how many had

explored the depths of her trench

To feel ultimate bliss.

And one fine day, I also got the chance

to dig in. ..

To dig in.

Sorry.

- I need another small favour from you

- I need another small favour from you.

Because only you can fix my "wetness" problem.

- I didn't get you

- I didn't get you.

I mean

- you fixed the kitchen tap yesterday

- you fixed the kitchen tap yesterday.

Will you please fix

the bathroom shower? ..

That rod is extremely long.

But there is no water

But there is no water.

You go ahead, I will get my tools

Good that you are here.

I don't know who else could've fixed my problems.

It's okay.

After all, it's neighbours

who help each other

After all, it's neighbours

who help each other.

So, what's the problem?

- All of this looks new

- All of this looks new.

But I think the pipe is jammed.

- That's the problem with old-age pipes

- That's the problem with old-age pipes.

They always choke up

Okay, I'll check it

Mallu Aunty had made her move. ..

Mallu Aunty had made her move.

And the flowing water, drenched us. ..

And the flowing water, drenched us.

- Mallu Aunty was like an open treasure ..

- Mallu Aunty was like an open treasure

With her jewels spilling all over. ..

And Mr. Nair had no means, nor the zeal

to calm the storm inside her. ..

To calm the storm inside her.

We were now in the bedroom,

our clothes soaking wet. ..

We were now in the bedroom,

our clothes soaking wet.

With no care in the world,

we stood before each other ..

With no care in the world,

we stood before each other

Wanting to see each other closely. ..

Wanting to see each other closely.

We wanted to cool the lava

that was boiling inside of us. ..

Her slipping blouse excited me. ..

Her slipping blouse excited me.

I wanted to explore the depths

of the trenches on that sculpture. ..

I wanted to explore the depths

of the trenches on that sculpture.

And I had both the art and

the instruments to do so. ..

And I had both the art and

the instruments to do so.

Mallu Aunty served herself on a platter ..

And I tasted her skin.

I tasted every inch of her sweet skin. ..

I tasted every inch of her sweet skin.

- Mallu Aunty's soft and warm body ..

- Mallu Aunty's soft and warm body

Was being caressed by

my fingers.

I poured all my energy into her body. ..

I poured all my energy into her body.

I had reached the peak of a mountain ..

I had reached the peak of a mountain

- Mr. Nair had never dared to climb. ..

- Mr. Nair had never dared to climb.

It was today that Mallu Aunty

felt satisfied, content

and the joy of cl*max. ..

Felt satisfied, content

and the joy of cl*max.

- We tried all the positions we could. ..

- We tried all the positions we could.

My stream would douse even

the deepest of her desires ..

My stream would douse

even the deepest of her desires

and then we would get engrossed

in trying another position. ..

And then we would get

engrossed in trying another position.

Mallu Aunty and I kept

giving each other cl*max ..

Mallu Aunty and I kept

giving each other cl*max

Over

and over again.

- MALLU AUNTY'S MUSLIN ..

- MALLU AUNTY'S MUSLIN

- Hello, sir.

- Hello, how are you?

I am fine. Do you have that

book for BA second year? ..

I am fine. Do you have

that book for BA second year?

Yes, here you go.

- A new book has arrived. Do you want it? ..

- A new book has arrived. Do you want it?

- Which one?

- It is a special one.

Check it out.

- It's just come. Read it

- It's just come. Read it

I had ordered for some lollipops from Delhi.

I love lollipops! ..

I love lollipops!

You can suck one.