01x02 - Master Ji Ka Danda

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- "Beauteous and passionate women.

- "Beauteous and passionate women

Often use their husbands as a license

- to seek pleasure and satisfy themselves

- to seek pleasure and satisfy themselves.

"Madhuri was one such woman."

- The ninth grader?

- Hey, she is your sister-in-law.

"She used to crave a

new fantasy every night."

"She used to crave a

new fantasy every night."

Hey, what are you looking at? ..

Slow down, you'll break it!

"I am 20 years old."

I fell in love with a handsome

boy four years ago

I fell in love with a handsome

boy four years ago

"His touch used to send

chills all over my body"

It's great you got a publisher, buddy!

- Did he pay you? ..

- Did he pay you?

Yes, I got an advance.

- Really?

- Yes

Uncle, here's a couplet.

Go ahead.

"When in sorrow, my friend

used my shoulder to cry on"

"When in sorrow, my friend

used my shoulder to cry on"

Lovely!

"When in sorrow, my friend

used my shoulder to cry on

when it came to sharing joy,

he shoved my butt with a baton."

"When it came to sharing joy,

he shoved my butt with a baton."

Well said! Amazing!

No more tea parties.

I want meat and some

drinks to gulp it down with

I want meat and some

drinks to gulp it down with.

We will have a real party. Right, Uncle?

- Son.

- Yes? ..

- Son.

- Yes?

- Here's a piece of advice.

- What?

Always make sure that

you have wealthy friends

Always make sure that

you have wealthy friends.

- He is right.

- Really?

Because if you befriend beggars like him

they will want a treat

even when you hit puberty

they will want a treat

even when you hit puberty

You didn't need your parents'

permission to romance.

But when it came to

marriage you want dowry? ..

But when it came to

marriage you want dowry?

Actually, it happened in the moment.

In the moment?

It's trust that makes love stronger.

Love is not only a feeling

but also a responsibility

Love is not only a feeling

but also a responsibility.

Never break her trust

I want to tell you what

my heart goes through ..

I want to be with you ..

My days ♪

My days and my nights

are incomplete without you ..

My days and my nights

are incomplete without you ♪

I want to tell you what

my heart goes through ..

I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪

I want to be with you ..

I want to be with you ..

It's trust that makes love stronger.

Love is not only a feeling

but also a responsibility. ..

Love is not only a feeling

but also a responsibility.

Rajaram, are you cooking

on the flame of a candle? ..

Rajaram, are you cooking

on the flame of a candle?

Rajaram!

- Yes, I am getting the food. -Gopal! ..

- Yes, I am getting the food. -Gopal!

My nephew can cook on a lit matchstick as well! ..

Gopal, talk to him! ..

She is a nice and beautiful girl.

But he just won't listen

Uncle, forget that I'm 27 even when I turn 37

if I don't like a girl,

I won't marry her

if I don't like a girl,

I won't marry her.

- Then don't! Don't get married!

- Uncle!

- At least meet her once

- At least meet her once.

- Uncle, what is the point

- Quiet! Enough!

- Uncle

- Enough.

We are going to meet

the girl's family tomorrow

We are going to meet

the girl's family tomorrow.

Okay, Uncle. We will go

I can't handle this t*rture!

We have just started

Hold on.

- What's that mark?

- Hey! ..

- What's that mark?

- Hey!

- Which one?

- This one. How did you get it?

- Stop it! ..

- Stop it!

Well

- It's a childhood mark, my friend

- It's a childhood mark, my friend.

Childhood? How?

- I got it when I was in school

- I got it when I was in school.

In school?

By a teacher's cane

You are a gentleman. How did you get beaten up?

- Were you caned on your butt? ..

- Were you caned on your butt?

Elaborate. Tell me everything.

- Elaborate? ..

- Elaborate?

So, you want the details

Well, the story began

when I was on the edge of puberty. ..

When I was on the edge of puberty.

I was trying to find myself, my identity.

Uncle wanted me to have a better education. ..

Uncle wanted me to have a better education.

- So he enrolled me in a new school. ..

- So he enrolled me in a new school.

Well, it was a nice school

but it was a boys' school. ..

And a boys' school

is like a dried out tree desperate

for a few drops of water. ..

Is like a dried out tree

desperate for a few drops of water.

And when it came to women,

we only got to see dull,

ageing teachers in the school. ..

We only got to see dull,

ageing teachers in the school.

Then one day, came a downpour in the desert. ..

Then one day, came a downpour in the desert.

A downpour that made us all wet in our pants. ..

A downpour that made us all wet in our pants.

Finally, a teacher the

entire school was waiting for.

Her gait and her smile

- made everybody's heart skip a beat. ..

- Made everybody's heart skip a beat.

The hot summer got hotter ..

The hot summer got hotter

- when she came to our class. ..

- When she came to our class.

Miss Rita was from Delhi, she was divorced.

- And though she taught us biology ..

- And though she taught us biology

Everybody in the class used

to focus on her geography. ..

Everybody in the class used

to focus on her geography.

This is the bosom

This is the bosom.

- And

- Oh!

Anything funny? ..

Okay, let's move on. The

most important thing here is

- right here, this one

- right here, this one.

This is called Yoni.

- In English, it's called vag*na

- In English, it's called vag*na.

This topic should be practical

rather than theory, right?

- Oh! ..

- Oh! ..

Teacher, may I go to the washroom? ..

Yes, but come quickly.

I will come I mean, I'll be back.

- May I go to the washroom? ..

- May I go to the washroom?

Okay, come fast.

Ma'am, may I go to the washroom? ..

Ma'am, may I go to the washroom?

Everyone wants to go to the washroom? Please

You don't want to go?

- Come on!

- No, teacher.

- You can also go

- You can also go.

No, I don't feel like it

Miss Rita was modern.

- She was a huge fan of Rajesh Khanna. ..

- She was a huge fan of Rajesh Khanna.

This news spread in

the school like wild fire. ..

This news spread in

the school like wild fire.

Some even got a haircut like Rajesh Khanna. ..

Some even got a haircut like Rajesh Khanna. ..

All the male teachers used

to come early to the school ..

All the male teachers used

to come early to the school

And leave after hours.

But before they left, they used

to visit the washroom for sure. ..

But before they left, they used

to visit the washroom for sure.

While the entire school

was engrossed in Miss Rita ..

While the entire school

was engrossed in Miss Rita

I was engrossed in my books.

The classes were over. ..

The classes were over.

But I was in class as usual,

when Miss Rita saw me. ..

But I was in class as usual,

when Miss Rita saw me.

- Rajaram, what are you doing?

- Teacher.

Please sit

Teacher

Well

- there are so many English words, ..

- There are so many English words,

And they all have different meanings.

I can't understand them.

Like, "ovum, sperm."

Like, "ovum, sperm."

Show me.

"Muscle, cell."

And this chapter on human body temperature

And this chapter on human body temperature

I just didn't get it

I just didn't get it.

- Okay, what are you doing this weekend? ..

- Okay, what are you doing this weekend?

I'll be home.

- Okay then, come over to my place.

- What? ..

- Okay then, come over to my place.

- What?

I'll explain everything in an extra class.

Okay?

Even the chapter on

human body temperature? ..

Even the chapter on

human body temperature?

Everything.

- Here.

- Thank you, teacher

- Here.

- Thank you, teacher.

You are welcome

Now go out and play.

You know, all work and no play

- makes Jack a dull boy

- makes Jack a dull boy.

Teacher, Rajaram.

Rajaram. Exactly

I am on a different high.

Why are you quiet? Start

with the extra classes

Why are you quiet?

Start with the extra classes.

What happened at her place? ..

Teacher called me

home for an extra class. ..

Teacher called me

home for an extra class.

And when I opened that gate,

I felt like someone

knocked on my heart. ..

I felt like someone

knocked on my heart.

- Rajaram! -Good morning, teacher

- Rajaram! -Good morning, teacher.

Come on in.

Tell me, what did you not understand? ..

Tell me, what did you not understand?

Miss, I don't understand the

whole chapter on body temperature

Show me.

- So, the human body temperature ..

- So, the human body temperature

Is also known as euthermia or normothermia.

And the human body temperature ranges between

36.5° Celsius to 37° Celsius

36.5° Celsius to 37° Celsius.

Ma'am, does that mean everybody's

body temperature is the same? ..

Ma'am, does that mean everybody's

body temperature is the same?

Not at all. Body temperature

depends on a lot of factors.

- Like stress, anxiety

- Anxiety

- Like stress, anxiety

- Anxiety.

Sex.

The reproductive status

of the subject at the time

The reproductive status

of the subject at the time.

Also the time of the day

when the body temperature is being measured.

Not just time, even

the place in your body, ..

Not just time, even

the place in your body,

Where your temperature is being measured.

- For example, the temperature of my hand ..

- For example, the temperature of my hand

Is different from the temperature of my face.

The same is the case

with my face and my neck

The same is the case

with my face and my neck.

Why don't you actually touch and feel it?

- No, my face

- No, my face.

Yeah! Come on

- How will you understand? ..

- How will you understand?

Forehead

It's warm, right?

- Feel it. It's different, isn't it? ..

- Feel it. It's different, isn't it?

It's different? Okay, touch my neck

Don't you feel it? ..

Okay, you know what? Let

me just show you something

- Stand up.

- What?

Stand up.

Okay

Now touch my neck

It's cold, right?

Touch my cheeks now

That class on body temperature

made things hot and heavy.

And we found out that

we were hot for each other. ..

And we found out that

we were hot for each other.

I also want to burn in

that fire. I want to dive in

I also want to burn in

that fire. I want to dive in.

Continue, Rajaram

The extra classes continued.

Teacher taught me new things

- and I kept learning from her. ..

- and I kept learning from her.

After school, the extra classes ..

After school, the extra classes

were taken in the staff room.

- And sometimes in the library. ..

- And sometimes in the library.

Miss Rita found her dying

vigour coming back. ..

Miss Rita found her dying

vigour coming back. ..

I didn't realize when I took her to the desk.

There were no books

or an attendance register ..

There were no books

or an attendance register

To be seen on that desk.

It was only me and the teacher's inviting body. ..

It was only me and the teacher's inviting body. ..

- She was done teaching ..

- She was done teaching

And I had learned everything.

There was no place in school,

where she didn't teach me

There was no place in school,

where she didn't teach me.

Oh, is it?

Get to the point. How

did you get that mark? ..

Get to the point. How

did you get that mark? ..

Then one day Miss Rita

came to my hostel room. ..

Then one day Miss Rita

came to my hostel room.

We had our bodies wrapped around each other

unaware of the fact that the

PT professor was on his round. ..

Unaware of the fact that the

PT professor was on his round.

He saw Miss Rita leaving my room. ..

He saw Miss Rita leaving my room.

And the glow on my face gave away our secret. ..

And the glow on my face gave away our secret.

Then it was my butt and the professor's cane. ..

Then it was my butt and the professor's cane. ..

THE TEACHER'S CANE

THE TEACHER'S CANE

- Rajaram, fix your clothes.

- Yes, Uncle.

You are meeting the girl for the first time

First time!

And you! Don't you dare come up with antics!

I do not want any

problems in the alliance

I do not want any

problems in the alliance.

Antics? Do you think I am a buffoon?

I know we are going

to meet his wife-to-be

I know we are going

to meet his wife-to-be.

That's why I put this on.

I just hope that she's beautiful.

Gopal, one should not

be judged over looks

Gopal, one should not

be judged over looks

But over one's nature.

- Great thought, son! ..

- Great thought, son!

It's the first time you've expressed yourself.

- Tell me, what kind of wife do you want? ..

- Tell me, what kind of wife do you want?

Uncle, she should understand me and my love

Uncle, she should understand me and my love.

A love

- that's the synonym of trust

- that's the synonym of trust.

A love that emanates responsibility

A love that belongs only to the two of us.

- Lovely! Lovely, son! -Wow! ..

- Lovely! Lovely, son! -Wow!

Come on, let's go.

- Finally the auspicious time is here! ..

- Finally the auspicious time is here!

Absolutely.

Where is your wife?

She will be here soon. She

is helping Madhu get ready

She will be here soon. She

is helping Madhu get ready.

Listen, please come in for a minute.

- I'll be back in two minutes

- I'll be back in two minutes.

- Yes, absolutely.

- Okay

What happened? Where is Madhu?

She is in her room.

She's refusing to carry the

tea tray. So unreasonable

She's refusing to carry the

tea tray. So unreasonable.

What are you staring at?

Haven't you seen a girl before? ..

What are you staring at?

Haven't you seen a girl before?

Uncle, it's the first time someone

is willingly making me see a girl

Uncle, it's the first time someone

is willingly making me see a girl.

I am not used to all this.

Keep quiet.

We are here to ask her hand in marriage.

- Take off the cap

- Take off the cap.

- Take it off, will you?

- Yes, Uncle.

- She is here

- She is here.

She's our Madhu

Great! The Samosas are here!

- Hello.

- Hello

You!

What did you do now?

- You rascal! What are you doing here? ..

- You rascal! What are you doing here?

- I am talking to you, scoundrel.

- Me?

What are you saying? He is Rajaram's uncle.

- Our daughter will marry into his family

- Our daughter will marry into his family.

To hell with him!

I think there's a misunderstanding.

Not at all!

I'll rather k*ll my daughter

and dump her in the sea

I'll rather k*ll my daughter

and dump her in the sea.

But there's no way she's marrying into his family.

I really think there's

a misunderstanding

I really think there's

a misunderstanding.

This rascal is a pervert!

Ma'am, I apologise, you are misunderstanding me

Not at all! You are a pervert and you know it!

I want to tell you what

my heart goes through ..

I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪

I want to be with you ..

I want to be with you ..

I want to tell you what

my heart goes through ..

I want to be with you ..

My days ..

My days and my nights

are incomplete without you ..

My days and my nights

are incomplete without you ♪

They just got tranferred here. ..

They just got tranferred here.

I've heard that the wife is very young.

- Give me something extremely sweet. ..

- Give me something extremely sweet.

- What?

- Can you give it to me?