02x04 - Last Call

[bunniefuu]

[dramatic music plays]

[Sam] Only in New Zealand,
could Mother Nature create

it's very own. Slip 'N Slide.

[both] Mm.

[Sam] Welcome to
Rere Falls, Graham.

First one down wins.
Okay, fine.

♪ ♪

[Graham] f*ck' thing's stuck.

I'm stuck!

[Sam laughs]

Yes, loser!

Oh!

♪ ♪

[Graham] Oh, God.

[Graham grunts and
gargles] Oh, sh*t!

[grunting and gargling]

[energetic folky music plays]

♪ ♪

Is it ill*gal to drive naked?

[Graham] Well, you're
about to find out.

You haven't got anything
on on the bottom half.

[Sam] Well, that's true.

I'm having to look at you

completely naked
from the waist down.

[Sam] It's more
comfortable. Come on.

It's how I like to
drive by caravan.

[Graham] That one
was so brilliant.

[Sam] This is it, right?

We're coming towards the
end of our... our journey.

[Graham] The last
leg, which is ironic

because I am on my last legs.

[Sam] Oh, good one!

But you-you know, there
is so much to see here.

It's gonna be
impossible to decide

how we close this trip out.

There's the Hobbiton Movie Set,

Ninety Mile Beach,

the Sky Tower in Auckland...

Watch out.

Glowworm Caves in Waitomo,

the southern lights,

volcanoes.

[Graham] It's all
true, all true,

but there's plenty we can do.

[Sam] Ah! I-I still can't
believe it's almost over,

but you're right.

Let's soak up as much as we can

while we're still on
this trip together.

Yes.

[soft percussive music plays]

We're going to
Hell's Gate now...

Yes.

[Graham] to do
something hellish,

but I feel that I'm constantly

got one foot in Hell's
Gate whenever I'm...

- [Sam] Yeah.
- With you.

But I josh with you, mate.

It's this amazing mud bath
where Kiwis, the-the people,

not the small, flightless birds,

have been going for generations

to get invigorated by the
sulfuric healing powers

of the geothermic activity.

So where is Hell's Gate?

Hell's Gate, it's at
the center of the Earth.

It's where bad people go.

No, no, no, I'm-I'm
talking about

the actual location
of where we're going.

[Sam] We are going to
Rotorua, which is the home

to one of the world's most
active geothermal fields.

Correct. Well done.
That's where we're going.

To experience Hell's Gate.

[Sam] Hell's Gate.

Which is ironic, because
it is very calming.

[Sam] Oh, peaceful hell.

[Graham] You think
of it like a spa,

just a very-very smelly spa.

These sulfuric healing
waters and mud baths

which have been used by the
Maori for over 800 years.

[Sam] Then why is it
called Hell's Gate?

[ominous music plays]

♪ ♪

[Graham] Well, there's
the uh, bubbling, hot pits

that can melt your
flesh down to the bone.

[Sam] Ah.

♪ ♪

[Graham] Paul, what a
pleasure to meet you.

Yeah.

Paul, we're here at Hell's Gate.

We are.

[Sam] Why is it
called Hell's Gate?

So Hell's Gate, a
friend of yours,

Sir George Bernard Shaw.

[Graham] Ah, you must mean
the famous Irish playwright.

[Paul] Yeah, he was
here in the early 1900s,

and he befriended
the Maori people,

and they did not have a
English name for Hell's Gate.

And Sir George Bernard Shaw said

he didn't believe in Hell,
but if there was a Hell,

this would be the gates to them.

[Graham] I mean, you
can believe it as well.

- Look at it.
- [Sam] Yeah.

[Graham] It's
pretty forbidding.

[Paul] Right on
the hill behind us,

the Maori people, they
were living there,

so you imagine
coming from Hawaiki

wearing only slightly more than
what you've got on today...

[Sam laughs] We fit in.

[Graham laughs]
That's well-put. Yes.

And so they arrived
here freezing cold.

This was like the oasis.

You could cook.

You could bathe in these ngawha,

you could heal your wounds

with these healthy
waiora waters...

[intriguing music plays]

They were called waiora

because that means
healthy waters,

so we've got sulfur, ammonium,

very similar to the
initial antibiotics.

So what we used to
do is our warriors,

when they went to battle
and they were wounded,

they knew they should
urinate on their wounds

because the ammonium
in their urine

would help heal their wound.

[Sam] Yeah.

[Paul] So when they'd
bathe in these waters,

especially on our hot waterfall,

they noticed their wounds
were healing extremely fast.

Really?

[Paul] So they thought this
must be... [speaks Maori]

The urine of Kaki,
our famous warrior.

[laughter]

He had the most powerful urine.

- He had the best urine?
- [Paul] Yeah.

♪ ♪

You've got a little
boo-boo, haven't you?

You might want to
urinate on that.

[Paul] Yeah, well, I'm
a descendant of Kaki,

so I could help you out there.

- [Graham] Are you really?
- Yeah.

How-how are you- how
are you a descendant?

Well, I'm not, I just
wanted to piss on your hand.

[Sam chuckles]

- Yeah.
- [Sam] And what about now?

You're-you're keeping this
as a conservation area?

Or is it...

So yeah, we see ourselves
now as kaitiaki,

which means guardian.

We really take pride in
looking after this land

and making sure that
we're making decisions

that are always gonna
create a taonga,

or a treasure, for eternity.

Oh, well, hopefully this does,

it stays as a national treasure.

Should we go see some more?

Let's have a look around

and throw you in some
mud a little later.

[both] Wow.

♪ ♪

[Sam coughs]

It's getting stronger
up here, isn't it?

- The sulfur.
- [Graham] Wow.

♪ ♪

So now, we've reached the
hottest pool in the park.

- [Sam] How hot?
- This is the pool

you really don't
want to fall in.

It's 122 degrees on the surface,



[Sam] That is exactly


[Paul] Yeah.

It's what we call here-
it's the flesh-eating pool.

- Good God.
- Flesh-eating pool.

Yeah, mate. If you, uh...

if you got in there, there
would be not much left of you

other than a skeleton.

That's the main heat source,
right where those bubbles are.

[water bubbling]

[Sam] Yeah, you
can feel the heat

coming on the side of your face.

You really can.

Yes, very good,

but perhaps we could now move on

from the flesh-melting pits

to something a
little more relaxing.

[Sam] So we're now
finally at the pool.

We've been looking
forward to this.

It's time to rejuvenate
those bodies,

get that skin looking


- Could it help hair loss?
- [Paul] Well...

I used to be bald as well.

- And um...
- [laughter]

- worked really hard.
- That's fantastic.

- So we just get in there and...
- Yeah.

So get on in, pick that mud up,

massage it over the
skin, and enjoy.

So we just, like, massage
it into our bodies?

Massage it into each other.

No.

[American accent] Things
are about to get real weird.

[upbeat music plays]

[Paul] Go on, then.

Should we go?

This is, uh, gonna be fun.

♪ ♪

[Graham] Just rub it on
yourself a bit there.

Don't forget to
get your underarms.

You can feel it doing good.

Yeah, I feel I'm
getting younger.

Yeah, you'll be like a small
child by the time you get out.

Yeah.

♪ ♪

[Graham screams]

[steam hissing]

[dramatic music plays]

♪ ♪

Farewell, smelly,
smelly Hell's Gate.

[Graham] I've been very
impressed by your driving,

- by the way.
- [Sam] Thank you.

- Yes.
- [Graham] You know, I have.

- Wow.
- [Graham] I really have.

It helps that the roads
are very, very quiet.

Yeah.

Do you think they've been told
in advance that you're coming?

[Sam] There doesn't
seem to be anyone here.

[Graham] No. Probably...

They declared it a
national holiday.

Yes, or a national emergency.

[Sam laughs]

[upbeat folky music plays]

Okay, our next stop is one
of the first things I saw

when I started
researching this trip.

I totally don't get it,
but I cannot wait to do it.

So we're Zorbing.

As far as I know, uh, you
sit in an enormous bubble,

and you bounce down a hill.

Is there a mental challenge?

They are not being asked
questions at the same time?

- There's no thinking, no.
- Oh, that's good.

I'll be quite good at it, then.

Yeah, anything that involves

complete frontal
lobe deterioration

where you have no concept
of risk, you're great.

I feel like that's a sort of...

- [Graham] Insult?
- Backhand...

un-underhanded insult there.

Yes, it wasn't a
backhanded compliment, no.

It was just an insult.

I mean, who had this idea?

Obviously somebody
who was... Whoa!

[chuckling] Hey!

Somebody who was, uh... drunk.

♪ ♪

Okay, hello.

- I'm Graham.
- I'm Dave.

- The home of the Zorb.
- This is the place.

- [Sam] Yes.
- This is the headquarters.

This is the headquarters,
the mothership.

So, um, one-one first question
is why is it called Zorb?

Uh, we started with the word orb

- for a basic spherical object.
- Sure.

And we add the Z in for
New Zealand and that's all.

- [Graham] Oh!
- That's pretty much it.

And Zorbing was created here?

Yes, this is where we
first pioneered it.

So this is sort of a
Zorb pre-pre-birth.

Yeah, this is- we
got a half one here,

and we've got another
half of it here,

and we've gotta put
these two bits together

and tie up all the strings.

Uh, so we start off with
the plastic on rolls

and end up with a-

hopefully, a beautiful
Zorb at the end of it.

So you basically-you fill the
Zorb with liquid so it's...

Yes, usually...

Well, not fill it,
'cause you'd be drowning.

We do a lot of water rides,

a lot of water stuff where
there's water inside,

and that's the most fun of all.

Someone went down
in beer one time.

- Yes, I was gonna ask that.
- They had that much beer

- in the bottom of the Zorb.
- [Sam] Beer?

- That's interesting.
- Yeah, and it really stings

your eyes, apparently,
when it hits.

Yeah, probably not a good idea.

So we'll stick to
water, I think.

Yeah.

And do you lubricate
yourself or is...

- You don't need to.
- Oh.

- It's optional.
- Oh, really? Okay.

[David chuckles]

I just don't really know where
this conversation's going.

It's kind of odd.

No, I just wondered if it's-
there's a safety feature.

[dramatic music plays]

♪ ♪

It's uh, pretty high up here.

Yeah, I'm-I'm actually trying
not to look to the left.

Ah, this man's got a
big smile on his face.

Yeah, it's always that-

it's like the grin- the
grin of the hangman.

- Hey, guys. How you doing?
- Hi, hi, hi, hi.

- [person] How we doing today?
- Yeah, he's crazy.

- Come with me.
- [Sam] All right.

[person] You're rolling
down the hill in a ball.

[Sam] Cool. I-I'll
take this ball, then.

Looks like you can get
some speed in these.

How fast can you go?

Well, you can get up to
about 30 k's an hour.

- 30?
- Yeah.

- 30 k an hour.
- Maybe.

Good God. So hold on. That's
nearly 20 miles an hour.

Do we need to lube
up or anything?

Why are you obsessed
with lubing up?

Nobody... did he mention lube?

Um, yeah, I'm not
gonna lube you up.

No? Okay.

[Pete] What we're gonna do is
gonna get you guys to dive in.

Okay, cool. Let's do it.

So to get in, you literally
take a running dive, okay?

Like-like Superman.

When you're ready.

[grand orchestral music plays]

Ah, ah, ah!

[Zorb squeaking]

♪ ♪

It's, uh-it's really nice.

- Is it?
- [Sam] Yeah.

All right. In you go.

Right. Yeah!

[quirky upbeat music playing]

♪ ♪

[zipper zips]

Five, four, three, two, one.

[energetic rock music plays]

♪ ♪

[cheering]

♪ ♪

Here we go!

♪ ♪

[indistinct]

♪ ♪

[Sam shouting]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Oh, yes!
- [Graham] Nice job!

All hail the Zorb god!

♪ ♪

Whew. Elegant.

How are you, buddy?

Fantastic, Sam. Well done.

Well done. I'm so glad
we did that together.

- I feel like...
- Well, actually not together.

I'm really glad we
didn't do it together.

I'm just glad that we...

I would do it with
you, actually.

- It'd be quite-quite...
- That'll never happen.

- Oh.
- Literally never.

Oh.

Put that to one side
in the never column.

Never-never gonna
Zorb with me ever?

- Never.
- Okay.

So much in that
column, actually.

Mm.

It's getting longer and longer.

- [Sam chuckling]
- Never, never, never.

Oh, your ball's blowing away.

Should we go get dry?

It looks like it's trying to
creep up on you, doesn't it?

Yeah, let's go before
your n*pples get too...

- Yeah, where do we go?
- Down that way.

- That way?
- This way.

See you, Zorb.

[soft dramatic music plays]

Look, I know we're trying
to squeeze so much more in,

but it's worth taking
a second to remember

all of the incredible
wildlife we have seen.

[Graham] Everywhere you
go, there's wildlife.

I mean, they don't have
lions and tigers...

- which you may have noticed.
- They don't need them.

They've got much more
interesting things.

I'm so glad we were able
to se as much as we did.

It's such a unique environment.

[Graham] Oh, he's
just right there.

Oh, my God.
- [person] Oh, there he is.

And it eats fingers.

- [babbles]
- [chomps]

- [Sam] Oh, my God.
- [Graham] Jesus.

- [Sam] Holy sh*t.
- [kiwi hisses]

[person] When I say
it's a nasty kick,

one of the rangers, she turned
and she ruptured his spleen.

- Good God.
- What?

- [porpoise squeals]
- [Sam] Look at them!

- They're so close.
- [Graham] Oh, look!

There's more of
them! Oh, my God!

[person] That's so beautiful.

- So my voice went very high.
- [person laughter]

[Graham] Oh, I'm totally
used to this sort of thing.

♪ ♪

[penguins trilling]

- Where, where, where?
- Yes, yes, yes.

[penguins trilling]

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[Graham] Yes!

Penguin in the hole.

♪ ♪

- This is Fran.
- [Graham] Hi, Fran.

Wow, look at you.

Beautiful. But
she's got kind of...

Oh, no.

Whoa. [chuckles]

All right. It's all
right, it's all right.

- [Sam chuckles]
- Oh, sorry, girl.

Sorry, Fran.

Not the most
graceful transition.

- [falconer] So...
- [Graham] Just to make... oh.

Oh, and...

Sorry for losing your bird.

♪ ♪

I-I definitely feel lucky

to have explored the
Kiwi animal kingdom,

although I do wish I could take

just one of those
little penguins home.

[Graham] I'll miss them
too, but our next stop

will take our minds off it.

There's no way I'm
letting you go home

without me showing you

one of my favorite
places in the world:

Weta.

It is one of the
premier special effects

and props workshops
in the world.

Richard Taylor, who started
it with his wife, Tania...

[Sam] Mm-hmm.

[Graham] He started
this in his own garage

uh, years and years and
years and years ago.

- [Sam] Wow.
- [Graham] Him and Peter Jackson

became friends, and, of course,

Peter Jackson directed Lord
of the Rings, The Hobbit,

King Kong, so many others.

They were like two people
who were just destined

to meet and work together.

And now, they get called
by the best in the business

to create characters
and visual effects

like Thanos in The Avengers,

The Batman, Doctor Strange.

Basically if you have
a massive franchise,

you call Weta to
bring it to life.

- And Weta worked on The Hobbit.
- Yes.

They created your special
nose. Is that right?

[chuckles]

They-they created a lot
of things, actually.

So essentially, we
could go in there

and come out looking
completely different?

Yeah. Oh, they could
do amazing things.

I mean, you know very well
what makeup artists can do

from your time on Outlander.

[energetic fiddle music plays]

♪ ♪

[Sam] Oh, only too well.

I mean-I mean, they
even gave you hair.

All right.

♪ ♪

What would you come out as?

- I don't know.
- Ah.

What would you come out as?

I'd change my nose. I'd
make it slightly bigger.

- Oh.
- I'd have a...

You have got an
annoyingly small nose.

- Stubble, maybe...
- [Graham] A stubble?

I think maybe more of a beard.

Oh, actually give you a beard?

- [Sam] Yeah.
- That'd be cool.

I'd be, like older.
Like, much, much older.

- Like sort of ancient.
- Oh, very funny.

- [Sam] And I'd shave my head.
- Oh, ha, ha!

[funny voice] And
I'd talk like this,

as I once was a dwarf.

You know, it actually
took me a few moments

to realize what you were doing.

- Yes, yes.
- What a little... [groans]

[soft upbeat music plays]

♪ ♪

[jet engine whirring]

♪ ♪

- [Sam] Yes.
- [Graham] Oh, Richard.

- [Richard] Oh, Graham.
- Aw, mate!

- Welcome to your old home.
- [Graham] Yes.

This is-this is
actually quite strange.

[Richard] Sam, good to see you.

- Richard, Sam.
- Yes. Richard, Sam.

This is actually one of
my favorite rooms, though,

because of all the facial casts.

[Sam] Yes, it's
like a who's who.

[Graham] It's amazing.
Some of the faces

on this wall are...

Simon's actually got
Graham's old prosthetics

sitting out here and
the face casts that...

[Sam] Ah, I would
recognize him anywhere.

- Here's your gloves.
- [Simon] It's an old-

an old friend.

Would you like to feel it?

- Pleased to m-pleased to meet...
- No, no, no, no.

They're very-they're-look.

I just wanted to
shake your hand.

Just be-treat it with respect.

- Yes.
- Just hold it.

- I-I don't want to hold this.
- Just put it in your hand.

Yeah, so I had that on
each arm for 2 1/2 years,

just to let you know.

[Sam] Without taking them off.

- Never took them off.
- [Sam chuckles]

[Richard] So we've got a
little surprise for you.

We thought we'd pop you into
a bit of prosthetic wig.

Fantastic.

Why-why are you so enthusiastic?

Just 'cause we can't not
put prosthetics on Graham.

- Was this your idea?
- No, no, no, no.

Really? You knew
nothing about it?

- [Sam] No, nothing at all.
- [Richard laughing]

What am I wearing?

Oh, something fancy,
we thought, this time.

[Sam] That's something
he's always wanted.

What do you reckon, Graham?
You ready to go back under?

[Graham] What about him?

You're gonna get a dwarf nose
to re-channel Graham's world.

Some wonderful ears and, uh, a
beautiful wig and beard, see?

Oh, wonderful.
So I'm basically-

you're doing me up
to look like Graham.

- Yeah, basically.
- I never looked like this.

- Well, let's do it.
- Very good.

- I'll leave you guys to it.
- Okay.

[upbeat music plays]

Oh, look at that. Perfect.

Have they started
on you yet, Sam?

Yes. I'm almost
done, actually.

[laughter]

How many times, Graham,

did you have your pieces
glued on your face?

Probably over 200 times, yeah.

[Sam] I can't-I can't
wait to see you as an elf.

This is gonna be ridiculous.

[Graham] Sam, I've
got a name for you

because we all had
names in The Hobbit.

Like Dwalin, Balin, you
know, Ori, Nori, Dori,

all the rest of it.

Uh, and then there
was Gloin and Oin,

and I think you could be Groin.

- Groin the dwarf?
- [Graham] Groin the dwarf.

- I love it.
- Mm.

And you could be
Legless the elf.

- Legless?
- [Sam] Yeah.

[laughing] Leg...

♪ ♪

[Richard] Is it
coming together?

It certainly is, and I'm-
the more I look at it,

the more it reminds me
of you, to be honest.

Wow, wow.

[airy voice] I'm going to
start speaking like that,

because elves seem
to speak very slowly.

♪ ♪

[person] Shall we
get the moustache on?

[Graham chuckles] Yes.

- Literally music to my ears.
- [laughter]

Shall we get the moustache on?

♪ ♪

[Sam] Ah, yes, yes!

Oh, wait. So
Sam's-Sam's having...

[gruff voice] Ah,
there he is! Ah!

[chuckling] Groin, that
lad! Ah, good to be back.

Yes, thank you, thank you...

[Sam] You're all a
bunch of [bleep]!

- [laughter]
- What?

You've just become this
incredibly foul-mouthed...

- [Sam] Aye!
- Monster.

[Sam] Ah, you should stick

that one right up your pelvis,

nether regions.

I guess I don't... ah!

Ah, there he is!

- Ah, for God's sake...
- [Sam chuckles]

When do we put the chest wig on?

[laughter]

Legless, will you hurry up?

[Graham] Can somebody
get him out of character?

[person] Just a sec.
Thank you very much.

[Graham] Men in
Kilts: on the road

with a pair of
Middle-earth freaks.

[wondrous music plays]

I can't wait to
see you, darling.

♪ ♪

[fanfare plays]

♪ ♪

[Sam] Legless,
best we havin' it.

[laughter]

[energetic music plays]

♪ ♪

- This is too good!
- You look...

Oh, my God!

[Sam] I think I've seen
you on stage before.

Yeah, what do you think?

- "Groin 4 Ever." [laughs]
- Aye!

He's just a very
happy dwarf! [laughs]

- Oh, my God.
- [Sam] Ah, do you like that?

Go on, touch the ears.

- [Graham] That is...
- Can I touch yours?

He looks in the mirror a lot.

Yes, he toys with it constantly.

Hey. [laughs] I have to say.

That is absolutely fantastic.

[laughs] I uh, I feel amazin'.

I'm ready to... why am
I talking like this?

You kind of look
shorter as well.

Yeah, I'm-I'm kind of
crouching a bit more, I feel.

Are you?

Yeah, the
transformation's amazing.

[laughs]

Mate, honestly, your
face, it's incredible.

Eh? Eh?

[Graham] I think definitely
Jamie Fraser season seven.

Ah.

It's just beena rough, rough
few weeks on Fraser's Ridge..

He's had a hard
time on the Ridge.

Yeah, you know, he's... [laughs]

He's taken to the
drink. [laughing]

- [Sam laughs]
- [Graham] He's really...

[laughter]

I- I love it.

- It's amazing.
- Absolutely.

It's transformed your character,

not only your face.

- [Sam] Thank you so much.
- [Graham] Thanks, Richard.

Really. Look at your face!

- [Sam laughing]
- Oh, my God.

[peaceful music plays]

♪ ♪

I'm so glad I was
able to show you Weta.

What a perfect way
to end our trip.

[Sam] I can't believe
it's coming to an end.

It was-this was such
an epic adventure.

[Big Country's "In a
Big Country" playing]

♪ ♪

[Graham] The breadth of what
we've done on this journey

has been so extraordinary.

♪ ♪

There's so many separate images

- that flash through my mind.
- [Sam] Mm, mm.

[Graham] You sort of collect
them like a mosaic...

[Bruce] ♪ In a big country ♪

[Graham] Through all the
different landscapes...

[Bruce] ♪ Like a lover's
voice fires the mountainside ♪

[Graham] The Scottish
connections...

[Bruce] ♪ Stay alive ♪

[Graham] The history...

♪ ♪

- The Maori culture...
- [all exclaiming]

♪ ♪

And some really quite
terrifying experiences.

[Sam] I was so proud of you.

Oh, God! [laughs]

[Graham] Sometimes,
um, honestly,

it's been a little
bit overwhelming.

Why, Heughan?

- [Bruce] ♪ In a big country ♪
- [Graham] Why?

[laughter]

♪ Dreams stay with you ♪

♪ Like a lover's voice... ♪

[Graham] But thank you, mate,

and sincerely,
here's to this trip.

[all chanting]

[all shouting]

[Bruce] ♪ In a big country
dreams stay with you ♪

[Graham] And here's
to many more to come.

[Sam] Mm.

But it is not over
yet, my friend.

I'm sorry. What-what?

[Sam] There is one more thing
we have to do before we go,

and it is going
to blow your mind.

[Graham] You see, Sam,

when-when you get
excited, I-I just don't.

[Sam] Yeah, well, uh,
it's about time you did.

[eagle shrieks]

You know, mate, I've
been really impressed.

You've overcome so many fears.

You've done it all.
It's been incredible.

- I've been really impressed.
- Mm.

So I thought this is a great way

to-to really embrace that fear.

[tense music playing]

- Why would you do this?
- Yes, the Nevis Swing.

This is the world's biggest
and fastest bungee swing,

right here in New Zealand.

[Graham] Oh, great!

[Sam] It's a


[laughs] It gets up to,
oh, 75 miles an hour.

Oh, did I-did I mention
it goes backwards?

♪ ♪

You should fear
less and live more.

Did you just make that up?

I think- I think I
read it somewhere.

That's it. Very good.
Just keep walking.

♪ ♪

You've gone very quiet, Graham.

Yes.

- You all right?
- Yes.

Yes. Ben Nevis.

Yeah, Ben Nevis is the uh, the
highest mountain in Scotland.

[Graham] Yes,
please stop talking.

[person] Tuck your
arms behind there, bro.

Perfect.

Can't believe I'm doing this.

This is horrific.

[Sam] I can't believe
we're doing this.

- [indistinct chatter]
- Oh God, oh God.

- [person] That's it. All right.
- Oh God, oh God.

Yes, mate. You're
doing really well.

- Oh, God.
- You're doing well.

[person] Well, guys, so
we're at the moment of truth.

- Don't look down.
- [person] Take a big, deep

breath for me.

We are gonna go in five, four...

- Well done, mate.
- [person] ...three, two, one.

- I hate you.
- We love New Zealand!

[dramatic music plays]

Whoa!

[Sam laughs]

[suspenseful music plays]

- [peaceful flowing music plays]
- [Sam laughing]

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Oh, wow!

Oh, my God.

Well done, mate.

- What's happening?
- [Sam laughing]

- You set me up.
- [Sam laughing]

- That was so-that was so scary.
- [laughing] You did so well!

- That was so...
- You did so well.

- Oh, God.
- Oh, mate.

- [Graham babbling]
- [Sam laughing]

[Sam] What a trip.

- Can we go again?
- sh*t.

♪ ♪

- That was just...
- Come here.

- Well done.
- Well done, mate.

That was... oh,
what an adventure.

- You're a good man.
- I'm really proud of you.

- No, really.
- Well done.

Glad you were there.

Couldn't have done that alone.

Oh, you brought
whisky. Thank God!

- I know. Thank God.
- Thank God.

There, you can take
the first dram.

- I don't know if I can open it.
- Yeah? I'm shaking as well.

- Are you?
- Yeah.

- Are you?
- Yeah, that was...

Please reassure me that you
were feeling some things.

I was feeling I'd
love to do it again.

- Oh, what?
- [Sam chuckles]

I can't think of a better
person to have done it with.

Mate.

To your very good health.

And yours, my friend.

[peaceful folky music plays]

- I'm gonna have another one.
- No.

Save some for me, will you?

- No, just one more.
- No, come on. Just give it.

Graham.

- [Graham sighs]
- Cheers, mate.

What an adventure.

- What's he doing now?
- I...

[upbeat jazzy music plays]

- [Graham yelps]
- Oh, got it.

- [Graham yelps]
- Oh, not that one.

- [Sam groans]
- Stop it!

♪ ♪

Beaten every day
by our sound man.

♪ ♪

Why are we dressed like this?

Um... I...

I don't know.

Is there a reason that the, um,

the-the tie's, um, loose
and the collar's undone?

Yes, there's a very good reason.

- [Graham] What? What is it?
- The shirt's too small.

[Graham laughs]

It literally can't close
around your massive neck.

Massive, ma-hoosive neck.

[child giggles, seagull cries]