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01x06 - Episode 6

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Monastyr". Aired: November 19, 2022.*
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Charming yet reckless Maria vacations with a billionaire couple.

01x06 - Episode 6

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[intro music]

[rhythmic background music]

[rhythmic background music]

[rhythmic background music]

[music suddenly becomes quieter]

[rhythmic background music
with folklore motifs]

[background music ends]

[cuckoo chirping]

You should rinse your ears,
you got finger-size plugs

- [laughing] Yeah.
- Clear. Drink more warm water.

Sit in a cell for a week.
"Miramistin" in the throat, drops in the nose.

In general, nothing terrible. Do you hear me?

[laughing] Nope.

[speaking louder] I'm telling you
plugs had to be knocked out.

[laughter]

Go to an otolaryngologist.
To the clinic.

You should have doen it
earlier.

- Yeah. Fine.
- To the clinic!

[Masha] You need to go to the pharmacy.

[speaking loudly] Pharmacy!

[in English] Live fast,
die Young.

[man 1] Oh!

[man 2] Small.

[man 1] Hello, hero.
Haven't seen you for a long time.

[man 2] Where did you go?

Why are you silent? Where did you disappear to?

Probably holding a vow

I recently held something else.

[laughter]

Well, once you finish holding
will you come with us to the wh*res?

No, I won't go.

Wow!

Here, he said. He was silent for ten days.

Did not think,
that I will say the first word to you.

Hey, and there ... yours has arrived.

Oh, you see, troubled the guy.
He needs to let steam off

And he can't on her. Although he really wants to.

She is nice.

Maria is here?

No, she was settled in the house by dad.

- In which?
- In public.

[laughter]

[man 1] No.
On Lenin street, after turning the second house.

And where is dad now, do you know?

God knows.

[man 1] Maybe he went to her place.

[background music]

[Masha] And nods instead
to clear your ears.

[Masha] It doesn't hurt.
A second - and you can hear everything. Miracle.

[Barsanuphius] Yes, he does not need
to hear anything.

[Masha] Of course. And you don't have to wash.
And you don't have to change clothes.

Walking around stinking is much more convenient.

Why are all Catholics so beautiful?

- Shaved, neat.
- Do you remember Easter?

How all beautiful, washed.

Once a year?

The rest of the time a beard to the knees
and moles dig holes in it.

[laughter]

They seem to be 70 years old.
And you are raising Yura the same way.

- [Varsonofy] It's not funny about Yura.
- [Masha] Yes, yes, everything is serious.

He can return when he's ready.

Imprisoned son on the island
as the Count of Monte Cristo.

But the monk who came in,

he is indeed not 50.

He looks like Hottabych.

[low voice] Ah... Ah...

[laughs]

I am telling you
Orthodoxy -- it is for yourself.

All life is to yourself.

To God and to yourself.
It's easier for him to hear Him.

Well, how can you not understand?

Maybe.

It is not you are listening to him

But before you were listening "Kino"[rock band]

[plays "Saw the Night" by Kino]

Oh king of the dance floor

[plays "Saw the Night" by Kino]

What is it?
Let's wash your robe.

Now? How can I go home?

Come in jeans. One time is allowed.
Let's go, let's go.

Enough, let's at least have some tea.

So, pop - oatmeal forehead,
wash now, I said!

Oh, what are you up to?

Well, I was washing

I didn't know Masha
that you will command here so much

[Masha] Let's go.

Give me a mantle.

[plays "Saw the Night" by Kino]

Hello.

[breathing heavily]

Where is Dad?

[Varsanuphius] Mash! Wow.

- "Yur, you're not...
- [shouting] wh*re! And you!

b*stards! I hate!

[man] They call you to court.

[man] I'm sorry.

- [Varsanuphius] Olga?
- [man] Well, yes.

[Barsanuphius] Why would she?

[man] She's just
Takes Alisa and Liza.

And then a divorce.

Let's go to the branch.

[man] Let's go, let's go.

Uncle Vasya!

[Vasily] Hello, hello.

You do not argue, there is no chance.

You just have to go and sign.

Nevermind.

Come on, leave with God.

[Vasily] You're not a believer.

[background music]

Now they are listening to us.
We'll send you a mother.

Let her sit with the children

while you're running through the courts.

OK.

[Patrikeya] The whole city knows Vladimir
as a decent person

righteous, good father.

[Patricea] How many times
everyone saw him with the kids?

[Patrikeya] With Alisonka, with Manechka.

With Liza.

[laughter]

[Patrikeya] Well, yes.
The main thing is that he remembers.

[Patrikeya] And he doesn't forget birthdays.

[Patrikeya] And they love him so much.

Your Honor, I hope because
what the father could learn

the names of their own daughters,

We won't give them to him, will we?

Why does someone have to
definitely give someone?

[hum in the hall]

Silence!

Does the witness have any more evidence?

And I say that Vladimir -

the person is very good.
He believed in God.

He paints icons with girls.

[Judge] Thank you, sit down.

[Judge] Plaintiff, do you want to say something?

Yes, Your Honor.

[lawyer] First of all
I would like to declare,

that the suer is not talking
about taking away rights to see children.

[lawyer] This is a normative transfer
mother's custody rights

since the income of Olga Sergeevna
at today's rate

ranges from four to seven
thousand dollars monthly.

- [outrage in the hall]
- Yes Yes Yes.

And the father does not have
any registered income at all

And where is this income Olga Sergeevna
gets, can I hear?

- I protest, Your Honor.
- [judge] Not accepted.

The question is not to the point.

And I even think it's very real.

A child must be loved, a child.

She will be put in jail. They will put her in jail

- Who will the girls be with?
- Just can we hear, where?

- And where is she now?
- [judge] Quiet, quiet!

[from the audience] Do you love a child?

The court retires for a 20-minute break.

The truth is on your side.

I feel.

Here we will stay with her together

This judgment is irrelevant.

There are other courts as well. More important.

What am I supposed to do now, wait
until I die, right?

to get girls awarded?

You shouldn't be joking, Vladimir.

And you smoke too in vain. You only make God angry.

Trust a higher power. Believe me.

Since everyone who asks -- receives.
And the seeker finds.

And the door will be opened to him who knocks.

He will hear you
if you open yourself to him.

What about you? All the time rushing about, fussing.

All by myself. And you take it and say:

"It will be done according to your will"
But don't stand in His way.

Let Him help.

Now I'm ready to believe in anything
just so that the girls would stay

How should you ask there?

From the heart. Just ask.

And everything will be fine. Feel.

Our Father, who arts in heaven!

May your name be hallowed.
May your kingdom come.

[Patricea] It will be done according to your will.
Like in heaven and on earth.

[tense background music]

- [father] Father Barsanuphius?
- Well.

Did you take money from donations?

[father] The safe is empty!

[clock ticking]

[sound of an approaching car]

[disturbing background music]

Lord have mercy! Lord have mercy!
Lord have mercy!

[hum of voices]

[hum of voices]

[door opens]

[woman] Aw!

[woman] People! Is there anyone alive? Mash!

[woman] I know you're here. Come out!

[woman] No one is looking for you anymore
do you hear?

[woman] It's me, Gelya.

[disturbing background music]

Damn it.

[Masha] Are you alone here?

You are my hospitable. Put down the knife.

I'm alone.

[Gelya] Wow.

[Gelya] Five stars. Private villa.

I've been looking for you all day.

[muted music]

[hum of voices]

[judge] V. G. Shumakova,
3.10.61 year of birth,

a native of the city of Paleha, a citizen of the Russian Federation,

terminate parental rights
of minor daughters,

handing them over to their mother,
Shumakova Olga Sergeevna.

[disturbing background music]

- [Liza] Will they pick us today?
- Maybe they won't pick you yet.

- [Liza] Really?
- Liz, the court has decided everything.

- The main thing is that the Lord decided.
- [Liza] What?

He fights for your mother, he fights.
Pour me some.

- Fighting with Satan?
- Liz, are you stupid?

You seem to be the eldest, but Liza is better hearer.

What does "hearer" mean?

He hears Him.

[Patrikeya] Remember, you yourself said
that in Moscow mom is some kind of strange?

[Liza] Not strange, but scary.

[Patricea] She was taken by an unclean spirit.

How did it capture her?

Well, through conductors,

through bad people, through money.

[Patrikeya] You won't even notice

how Satan will settle in you, you understand?

[Alisa] Seriously?

Do you think the mother is Satan?

And you try not to go with her --
you'll see right away.

Scary?

- [Alisa] Boo!
- [Liza screams] Ah!

Please, dad, lock the door!
I'm scared, I'm scared!

[Patrikeya screams] Alisa!

[Alisa] Dad, it's true
what is aunt Patrickea saying?

I'm not an aunt, I'm a mother.

- What kind of mummy are you to me?
- Well, I'm not your mummy.

You have mummy Olya.
And I'm a mummy of the church.

You look like a grown up girl

- but you still don't understand everything.
- Dad, lock the doors, please.

Dad, why are you silent?
Tell her she's wrong!

Dad!

[knock]

[man 1] He is unconscious.

[man 1] Uh-oh.
Why are you so pissed off?

[man 2] Oh wow. Father.

[man 1] Don't teach father how to f*ck.

[laughter]

An adult boy already.

Do you feel bad?

Doesn't matter.

Here's everything I haven't tried in 16 years

I will now try in two days.

I don't understand,
Why can you and I can't.

I mean, I kept all his vows there,

- was silent. And at this time he...
- What?

That.

Was f*cking Masha.

I know you probably f*cked her back then
when she first arrived.

And then, of course,
didn't let me see her.

Certainly. I got it, dad.

- I got it.
- Shut up.

That her mother Elizaveta
tortured and kicked out

and she was walking from the nunnery
all exhausted?

No, I didn't see it.

That I took pity on her again and left her,
And they still want to k*ll her? Did you see it?

You were with her in the house. What house is this?

This is the house we used to live in
along with your mom.

Where is mom? What's with her?

Why doesn't anyone tell me
where is my mom? Where did she go?

You figure out what you're angry about -
because of mother or because of Maria.

Because of you.

Why should I keep a vow

and at this time you can
walking around with Masha in a red sweater?

Well, she just washed things for me,
that's all.

I don't want to talk with you being drunk
We'll figure it out tomorrow.

No, not tomorrow.

I'm not that drunk.
I understand everything now.

Talk to me.

- [shouting] Yura!
- I don't believe you, you understand?

Not one word of yours, nothing! I…

I don't understand why we can't
just go and find my mom?

[shouts] Why are you silent?

[Yura] Why do you tell me
never said a word about this house?

Why can not you
tell me about it?

I do not trust you.

And how do you want me to believe in the Father,

if I don't trust my father?

[knock on door]

Volodya!

[Olga] Volodya!

[Olga] Aw!

Volodya, I see
your light is on. Volodya!

[Vasily] Give me.

Police. Vladimir Georgievich,
open the door, please.

[knock on door]

Are you on duty or what?
What do you care about?

[Vasily] Volodya, open the door!

[knock on door]

[Olga] Girls!

Get on your knees

- [Olga] Alisa, Liza, it's me! Hey!
- Repeat the prayer after me.

Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy.

Repeat. Lord have mercy.
Lord have mercy.

[knock on door]

- [Olga] Open up!
- It's not mommy calling

It's Satan screaming in her.
Repeat after me.

[loudly] Mom, go away!

Liza! Liza, tell dad
to open the door.

Liz, let's go.

We're not going anywhere.

- Olya!
- [Olga] Open up!

Nobody is going to go with you.

[Barsanuphius] Leave in a good way
and take your people.

- God!
- [Varsanuphius] Let's talk together.

Volodya, we've already talked in court!
Open the f*cking door!

[Vasily] Volodya,
think with your head!

[Olga] Vova, open it!

- [Vasily] Open!
- Go away, you lousy demons.

- Leave my mother Olenka.
- [Olga] Alisa, Liza, girls!

[shouts]

[Olga] Be careful
there are children, after all!

[shouting] What are you doing, you b*stards?

- What are you doing?
- I have an axe!

Are you crazy?
Open fast!

Let God rise.
And they will scatter against Him...

[Alisa screams]

Go away, Satan, don't touch us, leave us!

- [Liza] Go away, Satan!
- You what there, out of your mind, or what?

- [Vasily] Volodya!
- [Olga] Let's open it!

- [Olga] Alisa, Liza, girls!
- Leave us!

[knock on door]

[whispers] Maybe we should go to their monastery?
Hide them in a monastery?

Don't be afraid of anything. Get dressed quickly.

I'll call and they'll let you in.

- Break the damn door!
- [Vasily] Come on.

[Vasily] Come on!

[Varsanuphius] Liza!

[Liza screams]

Alisa! Jump, baby, jump!

- I'm afraid!
- Well, you see, Liza jumped.

[shouting] I'm not Liza!

[tragic background music]

[Alisa screams]

[Alisa] Hurry up!

[Barsanuphius] Let's go.

Nobody here could get them.

The time was different then.

Everything and everywhere could be bought,
but not here.

Olga didn't do anything.

And who is Olga?

My wife.

[Barsanuphius] I hid them here from her.

[Barsanuphius] Two of his daughters.

I myself first became a worker,
then a novice.

Well, they couldn't live here.
But the brotherhood listened to me,

did not send them to an orphanage.

[Barsanuphius] They were growing
according to all the laws of our life, but ...

[Varsonofy] They grew up very different.

- [Barsanuphius] Alisa...
- Wait.

[Yura] What does Olga have to do with it?

[Yura] She's not my mother, is she?

[church chant]

[church chant]

[church chant]

[laughter]

[disturbing background music]

[disturbing background music]

If they find out, they'll kick you out.

Well, let them.

[tweet]

[disturbing background music]

- [guy] We didn't do anything!
- Dad! Dad, get out of here!

This is not your life!
It doesn't concern you at all!

Let me go!

[tragic background music]

- Do you understand where you are?
- I don't understand.

Do you want to live with other people's children in an orphanage?

Somehow you father cannot
teach me humility

Do you understand that everyone will be kicked out?
Both you and me.

[very calm] Kindness and love, dad.
Love for your neighbor.

I tried to take care of it. You didn't give me.

- Alisa!
- [Alisa] What?

[Alisa] What
you are so strong, right?

With mother, you have always been so weak

[Liza menacingly] Alisa,
how do you talk to your father?

Made the little one crazy.

She already knows nothing but prayers.

Yes, Liz? What is three times seven?

You are godless. Godless wh*re.

[shouting] You're stupid.
Dad, look what's happening to her.

Quiet!

Alisa, what's wrong with you?

You even stopped drawing.
What's on your mind?

If you call names -
I'll tell you everything I know about you.

- Tell me.
- [Liza] I'll tell you.

- [Alisa] Come on, tell me.
- [Liza] I'll tell you!

[Alisa] Come on, come on, show me.

[Liza] Men giving her mother's letters
and gifts.

[Liza] Seducing her
to Satanic Moscow.

What? Moscow is not satanic.
It's crap!

[Barsanuphius] Stop!

[shouting] I'm sick of it!
I want to draw what I want

and not saints without end!
Not prayers, but listening to music.

To kiss, to go to clubs.
You took it from me.

Because you are weak.

You can only hide
and hide us.

Yes, you are not Barsanuphius.

You are an ordinary Vovochka from a bus stop,

who decided not to f*ck, like a monk,
because no one was agreeing anyway with him

[tragic background music]

[background music cuts off abruptly]

[Yura] Tell me everything.

[Yura] Everything, everything, everything, otherwise I'll leave.

I lived with my daughters...

more or less peacefully for two years.

Then Alisa turned 16 years old, and I ...

I was afraid to leave her.

[Barsanuphius] Liza grew up,

what she grew up to be.

[Barsanuphius] And Alisa ran away.

[Barsanuphius] She was very similar
to your mother.

[Barsanuphius] She wanted a different life.
And one day she disappeared

without saying anything to me, in the winter.

And returned in the fall.

[holding back tears]
But she came back not alone, Georgi.

She returned with a child.

With you.

Then she left you to me, said
that she cannot bring up alone

[holding back tears] Who is the father?

Don't know.

[Barsanuphius] Probably
met someone there.

She never came
during this time, only wrote letters,

which I hid all 16 years.

[crying] I thought it would be easier for you.

Easier?

[crying] I know George
this is a big sin.

[shouting] Easier? You decided,
that would be easier for me, right?

[shouting] There...

very scary.

- I wanted to save you.
- You lied to me.

You lied to me every day.
You broke the commandment every day.

You are not my father.

[whispers] I'm your grandfather.

- Yura…
- Do not come to me.

I'll probably go to Masha.

f*ck her right in that house.

[Yura] Oh, I didn't tell you:

She has already seduced me once.
And I liked it, you know

better than prostit*tes.

How do you like Masha?

- Yura…
- Don't come near me anymore

bearded freak.

[tragic background music]

[background music louder]

[background music ends]

[Gelya] Yes, I don't remember this for a long time.

Mash, I can't believe everything
that is it you.

I can't believe it myself.
Gel', why did you come?

What do you mean why?

Take you out of these basins
my squirrel.

[Gelya] You can't even imagine

what did it cost me
to beg them not to touch you

But now it is over, you can relax.

Come back.

Mash, I brought champagne.

- I'll bring it, wait.
- [Masha] I won't…

[Gelya] You live in hardcore environment here...

Even though it's cool.

[Gelya] Challenge.

Masha, are you out of your mind?

I'm telling you, that's it, there's nothing to be afraid of.

So what is this a scar?

And I'll tell you what the scar is.

[Gelya] He has already arrived in the morning -
and immediately beat me.

Can you imagine, dawn, everyone is sleeping,

and my Kolenka is drowning me in the pool.

Takes me out and drowning me again.

I then went to the hospital.

And when I came home, he again beat
In Moscow.

[laughs]

Only this time, while he was beating,
he had a heart attack.

From an overabundance of feelings.
Can you imagine what love is?

[Gelya] They took him to cardiology,
and me in intensive care.

And when they transferred me to the injury department,
We began to meet with him in the wards.

We were eating together, kissing.

Everything is like new.

Of course he was very angry with you.

Wanted to k*ll you all the time.

Yes, I am also not without it.

It all happened because of you
b*tch.

You slipped me something.

[tense background music]

But now everything is in the past.

Love is back
the tomatoes are blooming again.

Are the tomatoes flying on private jet again?

[tense background music
ends]

Masha, I miss you so much.

Come with me to Moscow.

No, I met a man here.

He is a priest.

Gel', everything here is...

- Hard to explain.
- No, I understand.

You like, found yourself?

Don't think so.

I think you lost yourself here.

Mash, are you
are you going to live among the buckets?

- You won't understand me.
- Ale, Mash,

you are sexy, hot,
beautiful girl.

[Gelya] Well, any man will take you.

Do you know how many friends Kolya has?

Or what do you think
Does everyone remember our videos there?

[Gelya] Sorry, in the "telega" now
there are other heroines.

God, how I got out of all this.

Mash, yes, I understand
what did you do to the church?

No problem. You will have a church.

[Gelya] In the yard, on the territory.
Well, I go to church myself.

Kolya even has to be Orthodox,
for his work

We are all in the resource. God willing.

Gel', you, forgive me
please,

but I won't go with you.

[shouting] b*tch!

You broke my life, scum,
But you found your own happiness, right?

- [Gelya screams] Wretch!
- [Masha] Gelya, stop it!

[Masha] Good night.

- A friend arrive there. And where…
- [Barsanuphius] Leave with her now.

Where is Yura?

I thought, here.

Masha, you...

[holding back tears] I didn't understand then.

Go.

Please.

[silently crying]

[Yura] Isaac begat Jacob.

[Yura] Hello.

[Yura] Jacob gave birth to Judas.

[Yura] And...

his sons.

If this roof falls upside down,

then you seize to exist

So it's decided.

[background music]

- What, sleepy?
- Small, that's it, come on, come on, come on.

[guy 1] Wait, I want too.

[guy 2] Monk!

- [guy 3] Great.
- [girl] Who is this?

A guy from the monastery

What have you
grown tired of bows, no?

[laughter]

Come here. Come here my boy.

- [guy 3] Look what we have...
- [Yura] I have vodka.

[joyful exclamation]

- [screams]
- [background music]

[guy 2] Do you like it?

- What is this?
- Nurofen.

A?

[guy 2] Wow, come on.

[crowd cheering]

[guy 2] Come on, come on!

And what is it?

[from crowd] Come on!

- [screams]
- [background music]

Our Father, who art in heaven!
May your name be hallowed.

- Thy kingdom come.
- [Gelya] Wut?

[Masha] Thy will be done.
Like in heaven and on earth.

Are you praying?

Drop me off.

Yes, I understand, I understand.
Let's take it back.

[Masha] Don't.

Stop.

[Gelya] Okay, Mash.
Kolya and I will go to the sea soon.

[Gelya] You know how to find us.

[background music]

[background music]

[girl] Come on, come on!

[crowd hum]

Come on, come on, come on!

[guy] Come on, come on!

- [crowd] Monk! Monk! Monk!
- [Masha] Yura!

Mash, that's it, we have been walking, walking -
I think, we arrived.

Can you hear me? What did you give him, brutes?

- Who are you anyway?
- [guy] What are you, a nun?

- I ask, what did you give him?
- Why are you so cool?

- He asked for it.
- Let's go, let's go, my pretty.

No, I'm happy here.

- What did you give him, as*h*le?
- Let's better have a drink. Why not?

- [screams] What did you give him, m*therf*cker?
- [guy 1] Damn you!

- [guy 2] Are you sick?
- Nothing, it's just a usual "Cyclodol".

[guy 1] Oh, mother, you got wound up.

[Masha] Hush, hush, hush, let's go.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Look at me, do you hear?

[Masha] Yura, look at me.

- [shouting] Ammonia urgently!
- [salesman] What?

[shouting] Give me ammonia!
Can't you see the person is sick?

Quiet-quiet-quiet. Have you got money?

[Yura] Yes. There came...

[Masha] Move away.

- [seller] 20.
- [shouting] Hurry up!

[Masha] Do you want
that he would die here?

[bell ringing]

[Yura's laugh]

- [screams silently]
- [background music]

Hush hush.
Hush, hush, hush, all is well.

Yura! Everything will be fine, do you hear me?

Come on, Yura, breathe, come on, come on!

[with echo] Breathe, Yura, do you hear? Breathe in!

[Barsanuphius] Merciful Lord,
Is it fate for sins?

[Varsonofy] Save my Yurka.

[Barsanuphius] Merciful Lord,
save my Yurka.

[Barsanuphius] Merciful Lord,
save my Yurka.

[weeping] Dear Lord,
I beg you

save my Yurka, Lord!

[Masha] Excuse me.

[Masha] Yura is fine.

[Masha] But he must be released.

It's none of my business, of course, but...

help him decide.

With your help
he will definitely succeed.

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[woman on phone] Hello.

[trembling voice] Hello.
This is Yura.

My dad gave me a number. Oh, grandpa.

- Hello.
- [on phone] Yes, hello, Jur.

[on phone] He called too.

[by phone]
What time is your bus?

Now. 22:30.

[on phone] And the train station?

"Northern Gate". Bus station.

[on phone] Good. I will meet.

[on phone] I'll be waiting
at the main entrance.

Thank you.

You are sure?

The main thing is that you are sure.

What if I am not accepted [to the university]?

You will be accepted.

Sorry.

You will be, of course.

You know what kind of stupid people apply?

And you are smart and beautiful.

[girl] Fifth place. Come on in.

When was the last time you cut your hair?
Father Barsanuphius?

[laughter of Barsanuphius]

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