01x08 - Absolute End

[bunniefuu]

[Wind howling]

[metal clanking]

[rumbling]

[eerie, melancholy music plays over radio]

[static crackling]

- [music distorting]

- [static blaring]

[static and music crescendo]

[silence]

[rumbling]

[air rushing]

[rushing stops]

[tense music plays]

[heartbeat thudding]

[no audible dialogue]

[dramatic music plays]

[dramatic music continues]

- [door opens]

- [giggles] Spaceship pilot!

What? No! N!

- My mom was back there!

- [Shrieks]

- Sorry! I didn't kno-- Oh.

- [Alarm blares briefly, stops]

[muffled]

You were supposed to get away.

Yeah, I'm kind of, like,

actually mad about what you did.

But we can-- talk later! [alarm blaring]

[tense music plays]

[sniffles]

[chuckles evilly]

- Then die mad, bi--

- [Small expl*si*n]

[no audible dialogue]

[dramatic, melancholy music plays]

[muffled whimpering]

[both whimpering]

[both grunt]

Well, that's a serious issue.

Um, before that whole thing

We're, like, dating right?

Oh. Y-Yeah.

- Like, that was the plan, yeah

- Just 'cause, I can't always read

Like y-yeah?

Yay [giggles nervously]

Gross! Get away!

Time to m*rder a planet!

[Cackling]

[dramatic music plays]

Yes. Thank you, boss.

Good as new-- Yep, there is cool.

Thanks.

[Both grunting, whimpering]

[sighs] All right, "sentient" mass.

Time to go in the scary planet

Hole thing.

[Grunts] Ow.

Gravity. Okay.

I'm fine, and calm, and-

Go away.

Hup! Hyah!

[Intense music plays]

Can't betray us that easy, narc!

It's "senior informant" [yelps]

Working with Cyn?!

[All screaming]

[grunts]

[silence]

[intense music continues]

Ugh!

We were supposed to get away, J!

You said we do our jobs on this planet

- Oh, grow up, V!

- And it leaves us alone--

It tricked you.

If I promised you anything

It tricked me, too.

You know there's no escape,

even in death!

[Winces, panting]

I promise it's better on

the winning team,

as a team.

Oh, how about you bite me?!

Hey, Cyn!

Suck on this!

[Deep, low howl]

[intense music continues]

[deep, low roar]

[high-pitched tone blaring]

[electronic feedback crackling]

Dropped this, silly.

[Electronic warbling, beeping]

Hello, U*i.

[Higher pitched]

Hi, N.

[Normal voice] I see.

You will not talk to me

because I have hurt

Your feelings.

[Distorted voice] Easier to assimilate

than explain, anyway.

Callback ping.

[Groaning, wincing]

Bite me.

- [Air whistling]

- [gasps]

[Solver] Okay.

[Gasps]

[screams]

[gasps, coughing]

- Agh!

- [Solver] Okay.

- [Whimpering]

- [Solver] You first, eager beaver.

Hee-hee-hee.

Let me in. Let me in.

Let me in. Let me in. Let me in.

Let me in. Let me in.

Let me in. Let me in.

- [Whimpering]

- [shrieks]

[yelps]

[shrieks]

[hollers, grunts]

[frantic music plays]

[groaning]

Offer rescinded!

And here I thought

you stepped it up after Earth.

I never needed either of you.

[Tense music plays]

[panting, groaning]

[rapid thudding approaching]

Lick.

Callback ping.

Callback ping.

[Distant] Callback ping.

Callback ping.

Callback ping.

Callback ping.

[Advancing] Callback ping.

Callback ping.

- Callback ping.

- [Distorted tones warble]

Callback ping.

- Callback ping.

- [Whimpering]

- [Solver] Callback ping.

- [Rapid footsteps thudding]

[passing closely] Callback ping.

[Retreating] Callback ping.

[Echoing] Callback ping.

Callback ping.

Callback ping

[Very distant]

Callback ping

- [Rumbling]

- [metal crunches]

[V, coughing]

N?

N?

You're okay?

I wasn't-- Tessa is Cyn! She's here.

N, I don't know how much you remember,

but J tricked us.

Or, it tricked J, too!

N?

I'm so sorry.

I-I should have been honest with you.

I was just so scared for us-- for you!

V, stop!

[Gasps]

[Solver] Do your job,

and I leave you and N alone.

Right, V?

[Gasps, stammers] I-I can still

[Solver] Bad job, V.

[Whimpering]

- [suspenseful music plays]

- [panting, whimpering]

- [grunts]

- [shrieks]

[grunts]

[giggling]

[panting]

[giggling]

Squirmy worm.

[Glitched audio]

Go-- fu-- d-- mit--

[Chuckles]

- Hah!

- Go long, U*i!

Eye roll.

U*i's not here.

[Intense music plays]

[blade rings]

[U*i] Hands off!

No one traumatizes these

weirdly hot robots but me!

Glad you're not dead, or whatever.

[Pensive music plays]

[Solver] Boring. And annoying.

[Distorted audio] Callback ping.

Sorry, just me in here.

I think dumb things

are frickin' cool, and I

Am

Free!

[Heart] Kick her butt, babe! Whoo!

[Chuckles]

Kay.

[AJ Dispirito's "Bite Me" plays]

As she waits at dawn ♪

Looking for a way ♪

To escape her lonely heart ♪

Let them swallow you ♪

I won't fall down ♪

You need me ♪

We don't follow crowds ♪

We mold them new ♪

I'm not done ♪

Believe me ♪

We won't settle down ♪

We'll make them move ♪

- Make them mine ♪

- I won’t let them ♪

I repent them, I won't let them ♪

I won't let them ♪

I will let go ♪

[Squelch]

[music continues faintly over speakers]

- Tear apart my mind ♪

- Tear apart my mind ♪

- Wrong team.

- No more tricks.

I dunno, I feel like we need

a secret handshake

or something, right?

I won't fall down ♪

You need me ♪

We don't follow crowds ♪

We mold them new ♪

I'm not done ♪

Believe me ♪

We won't settle down ♪

We'll make them move ♪

[Repeating faintly]

We'll make them move ♪

Make them mine ♪

Make them miiiii-iiiiii-iiiiine ♪

You should let me go ♪

I'm not worth saving ♪

We won't let them know ♪

Let them ca ♪

[Music continues faintly over speakers]

[music continues at normal volume]

Let them swallow you ♪

- [Grunts, hollers]

- [splat]

[hollers]

[rumbling]

[demonic shrieking]

[ominous music plays]

[heartbeat thudding]

[Solver gagging]

[panting, whimpering]

[chomps]

[gulps]

[rumbling]

[N, muffled] U*i!

U*i!!

[Wind howling]

[rain pattering]

[distant rumbling]

[gags, panting]

[grunting]

[grunting softly]

[yelps]

[grunts] Agh!

[Screams]

Oof!

Whoop!

[Grunts]

[exhales]

Uh [chuckles] Thank--

[Heart] You don't know me

and I hate you!

[Hollering]

[pensive music plays]

Kinda hot?

[Approaching engine rumbling]

[horn honking]

[screeching]

Ugh.

U*i?

[Gasps] U*i!

- [Laughing]

- [groans goofily]

[laughs]

- Ugh.

- Ow.

[Gasps] Get back!

U*i?

Is

- [Laughs] Oh, hell, yeah!

I'm a damaged OC.

- Ugh. It's her.

- It's you!

[Both laughing]

[cackling]

Ugh, ow!

And, yep, that's how I learned

nightmares are real,

and we probably should have

stayed behind the ol' doors.

Whoo! All right!

[Screams]

And that maybe I don't

actually hate it here.

As much.

- [All cheering, clapping]

- Whooooo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- That's my girlfriend!

- [Both booing]

[booing stops]

[booing resumes]

[chuckles]

[dramatic music plays]

Also, now, I can do this!

- Hah!

- [All shriek]

[AJ Dispirito's "Forever" plays]

And when the ice sets in ♪

I'll need you ♪

If only when we met ♪

We knew you ♪

And then, our time concludes ♪

And far beyond the stars we flew ♪

Forever ♪

Tell myself I lost my soul for you ♪

Go there after ♪

See you never ♪

[Music continues over headphones]

[music stops]

[Solver] You look g-g-great.

Mm.

Have you a considered a-a bow, though?