01x06 - Combatants Will Be Dispatched!

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'Combatants Will Be Dispatched'"

They won't last much longer.

Grimm, can you use your curses to

do something about those golems?

Leave it to me. Lord Zenarith's power

is about to reach the hour when it peaks.

And I confiscated every pair of rings

from every couple in town

by telling them I needed

sacrifices to my god!

Okay, form up around her!

Fall back!

They're coming through the gate!

Where's Six? I won't let him leave alive!

I'm your opponent!

Grimm, delay the golems!

Oh Great Lord Zenarith,

bring woe to these clay dolls!

Pin their feet to the ground!

Okay, attack!

I'll stop you before you

can do that again!

Great Lord Zenarith,

bring woe to this woman!

Seal away her flame magic forever!

I-It didn't work?

If only I had a little more courage

I could cast a spell

that rips off her breasts, even if it

meant it could rebound on me!

That's right. If I ended up unable to use

flame magic, I wouldn't care at all!

I'll keep cursing you until I run out

of sacrifices, you indecent woman!

Stop playing around, Heine!

I've seen you somewhere

What?

You want a fight, Chimera?

Rose!

Move!

If you're half-demon, your instincts

should tell you that you can't beat me!

I know I can't win, but

Do you want to die that badly?

Why are you fighting us?

I know the humans

must've treated you terribly!

I'm an Apprentice Combat Agent, I guess,

so I have to fight even though I'm scared!

"Kisaragi"

And my grandpa's last words

were that if I ever made a friend,

I should never abandon them!

Then die!

Snow!

I'll handle this, Rose.

You can do this

You can at least land a single hit.

Don't.

I'm not sure what you're planning,

but this warning comes from

an archpriest of undeath.

Death is something that's truly painful.

Grimm

Go, Snow!

We need to get the princess out of here!

You must be worried with just

the commander to watch her, right?

You go keep an eye on him!

You guys

You're telling me to run?

Oh Great Lord Zenarith!

Sink into my sea of hellfire

Rest for eternity! Crimson Breath!

No!

Come on, we're leaving!

I'm not going anywhere!

You go and tell everyone

what happened here!

Do it yourself!

Even if this country dies,

if you're alive, we still win!

If you need help to keep the royal

bloodline going, I'll be happy to provide!

Let's go, Alice!

Right-o!

Stop saying really scary things

and let me go!

Somebody, help!

Six, this is bad! Hurry!

Right!

Agent Six!

Right now, six golems, Heine of the Flame,

and Gadalkand of Earth are outside.

Move! This is really bad!

Now's our only chance to escape!

If we flee with the rest of the people,

it makes us less likely

to be attacked by the demons!

When you just come out and say it

that straight, I can't even be mad.

Rose and Grimm are the ones

delaying the enemy.

But they won't last.

I apologize for everything

that's happened so far.

So please, help us!

I'll do anything I can!

I'll pay you money!

I'll give you my sword!

I know I shouldn't say this,

but I'm really stingy and

it's all the money I have!

It's a lot!

Hey, Six. Ignore her.

We're using all your remaining

evil points to get us out of here.

We don't have any left to help her.

It's not my problem.

I'm just an ordinary civilian.

And that's your fault, too!

How could you say that?

I'm a member of

an evil organization, after all.

It hurts

I worked so hard and the enemy

barely even noticed me!

It hurts that I can't get them back!

Please, Commander! Commander!

Save Rose and Grimm!

You really are a failure.

You can't even be totally evil.

You've been with Kisaragi longer

than anybody but its highest leaders.

But that's why you never get promoted.

Shut up! Get them to send

that anti-material r*fle already!

Fine, fine.

Commander, what are you doing up here?

There's no time left to run to the gate.

We'll hit them from here.

I'm not going to run, so let me go.

Six, you're really cool right now!

Hey, what's going on?

We don't have enough points!

I know I left more than 200!

Well, you know. There's nothing to do

here, right? Especially at night

Did you? Did you spend

all our points on porn?

Did you? On the night before the w*r?

Is there a problem?

No, he's just doomed

to always be a loser.

Fine. This is an emergency.

Hey, Six.

Right.

Go downstairs and punch the useless king

in the face while he sits on his throne.

Off I go!

Don't!

What did my dad do wrong?

Let me go! This is necessary!

I'm not doing it as a joke!

Do you just need to punch somebody?

Well, I don't have to punch them.

Just do something they don't like

Fine.

Punch me.

I don't understand it,

but you need to do it, right?

And well If you want to

do something I won't like

Fondle my breasts,

or do anything you want to me!

No You can't just

Do it, Six. There's no time.

Boobs, lips, go for whatever you want.

But

Are you going to do it?

Are you going to kiss or something?

Do it, Six!

Just kiss her already and slip it in!

Hurry up, you loser! Hurry!

This is all happening so fast!

You're too loud, Alice!

And the sound of my heart

is too loud, too!

What do I do? What do I do?

And Tillis, you're supposed

to be a princess! You perv!

I'm not a little kid. I can kiss

No, wait Wouldn't this mean

it's consensual?

If I feel her up, then

You earned evil points!

Let me go!

Hey, worshiper of an evil god!

Bring me Six, now!

What? High-level magic?

Is that you, Six?

I'm freaking invincible!

Wow!

Okay, fire.

Okay.

Every time I fire, it hurts

where she punched me.

Shut up and die.

You said to do whatever I wanted.

Shut up and die.

Okay, fire.

That's all the golems.

That'll make it a little easier.

Shut up and die.

But their elite four are still alive.

Everybody, get inside!

There you are, Six!

I'll k*ll you!

--It was you who blew up

all my soldiers, right?

--She fell for the trap, it looks like.

--It was you who blew up

all my soldiers, right?

--Yup.

--It was you who blew up

all my soldiers, right?

And you're the one who destroyed

my magicite right in front of me!

Oh, it was him?

Did you bury that woman?

You've got wings,

so you must be a birdbrain!

You just met Grimm, didn't you?

That's a scary weapon, but you

can't use it that often, can you?

Or you would've k*lled us all already.

Listen, we get close

and hit them together.

k*ll him here.

Right.

Six. I'll take all the little ones.

You handle the Elite Four.

You stopped calling me

"Commander" already?

Jeez.

Alice, get me the R-Buzzsaw.

Huh? You don't have any points left

Alice, hurry it up.

Don't blame me for this later!

Get them!

Gotcha!

Gaah!

Six!

Hey, what would've happened

if I didn't react in time?

I don't care!

Are you still mad that I

yanked down your panties?

Here it comes!

Grab it, Six!

What is that?

Where were you hiding that thing?

This is a weapon with

the really long name of

"Anti-Armored Vehicle Vibrating

Blade Bad Sword Type-R."

It's what I use for chopping wimps

like you into little pieces.

I can only use it for a minute, but

I've used this, my ultimate technique,

to k*ll a whole lot of heroes!

Limiter release!

What are you doing?

Releasing safeties on combat suit.

Is this okay?

It's okay!

Note that one minute of released limits

requires a three-minute cooldown.

Are you sure?

Six, what are you?

Snow, get back!

Release the safeties!

Initiating countdown!

10, 9

Alice, Six is about to do

something crazy again, right?

Don't you need to stop him?

This is the end!

5, 4

Combat Agent Six!

Go get 'em.

Safety device released.

Kisaragi Corporation Employee,

Combat Agent Six!

This place isn't big enough

for two bad guys!

So you're going to die here!

Come get me, human!

Run! Get out of here, now!

I'm going to die, too!

Good work.

Thanks.

Y-You I-I thought you

were going to k*ll me, too!

Well, I told you to get back!

Explain better next time!

So? Are you going to chop her up, too?

Hey, Heine.

Yes?

Let's call a one-month truce.

Was a truce a good idea?

One month is plenty.

I have an idea.

Anyway, Snow.

You said you'd do anything, right?

Go take a bath and

make yourself all pretty.

You

Oh, right!

I need to go downstairs and give

a speech to the surviving soldiers.

Hey, Six, when the cooldown's over

and you can move, come see me.

We need to talk.

Um, Six I mean, Commander.

I know I'm asking a lot, but

Hey, stop it, idiot.

Would it be all right if we didn't

sleep together right now?

Stop it! It's too close! And really scary!

I get it! I get it, so put that away!

Forget the promise!

You b*tch!

You and Astaroth both!

Women are always like that!

You only ever want to use me!

Jerk! Meanie!

I never liked you

from the moment we met

I'm sorry. For now,

let me off with just this.

It doesn't upset me that you like me.

I don't really understand you right now,

but I'm going to take

my time figuring you out.

What are you saying?

I never said I liked you.

Your face and body are my type,

so I wanted an easy one-night stand.

Don't make me say that! It's embarrassing.

Calm down! Let's talk.

You know I can't move right now.

If you swing that sword at me,

I'll die for sure.

Control yourself, Snow!

Yes! You can do it!

You can do it!

Cooldown complete!

Okay! Release safeties!

Thank you so much.

If you really feel that way,

write my name down in your

country's history books

so it's never forgotten.

Um, Six

Would you be interested

in being a knight again?

No, I'm done with that.

Honestly, I'm tired of taking care

of my weird henchmen

That's so mean, Commander!

Was that referring to us?

I'll bite you for that!

Ow! Stop it, Rose!

You did all those special things to me

and now you're leaving?

Take responsibility for

what you did to my body!

Stop it, Grimm!

I just gave you a new wheelchair

and wheeled you around!

Y-You're going home?

Sure I am.

If I stay here, I'll have to deal

with a scary someone.

I see.

If you want to say something, say it.

Our country was badly hurt

in the w*r with the Demon Lord.

So we're looking for someone

who can lead a unit and fight.

And?

I don't care who you are.

I won't ask where you're from.

So if you don't want

somebody like me to work for you,

then you could be a mercenary.

You need help from some combat agents?

Hey, old man.

You

You're looking gloomy.

I heard from Snow that you've

been up to some things.

What is that?

This is an anti-balding-guy

punishment weapon.

Also known as duct tape.

Become a barren wasteland!

You earned evil points!

Six, this was a good idea--

considering how stupid you are.

What are you talking about?

Also, I'm not stupid.

Look at your evil points.

One hundred ninety points.

That's a lot.

Look more carefully.

Negative one hundred ninety points?

If you go back to Japan

with negative points,

the punishment squad

will be waiting for you.

What do I do?

Listen, Six.

You need to stay here even after

we get the ability to go home.

Only go home after you

have positive points.

That's it!

We need to come up with a reason why you

can't go home to put in the reports.

And I'm staying here

until you get your points back.

Alice!

I get it. Just think about

getting your points.

Okay, leave it to me, partner!

I'll start by stripping

my entire squad naked!

Are you serious?

--And what do you mean "partner"?

--Time to go earn some points!

I'm a support android

Partner, huh?

"Report"

"Alice"

Alice had a great idea!

With this, we can keep our combat agents

employed even after we conquer Earth!

"Next time: Episode 7:

'The Con Artist Marriage Girl'"

A combatant dispatch plan?

"Next time: Episode 7:

'The Con Artist Marriage Girl'"

That world needs more people--

especially people who can fight.

"Next time: Episode 7:

'The Con Artist Marriage Girl'"

So she says we should send them there!

But then we'd be good guys!

Six is all for it!

He says he'll run the local office!

Because of the w*r, the gender balance

of that world is tilted towards girls.

And they're all hot!

Yes, he does talk a lot

about girls in his reports.

Hey, Six will come back, right? Right?

He's not going to get married over there

and never come back, right?

"Final Report Author Alice Kisaragi,

AKA Agent Six's Partner"