03x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

[surprised]
-Good evening!

-Well, who cares.

Demidushka, where is Seraphim?
Where is your dove?

-She ran away. The young lady is an adult
I'm not following her.

-But this is for nothing. In vain.

She betrayed us.

-Explain yourself.

-She helped my c*ptive escape.

-Are you delusional?
-I would like to.

But alas. Caught red-handed in the woods.

-You're lying.
-Quiet and quiet.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

Be angry at your faithful
but you don't need me.

-Where is she?

-You'll be boring for now, see you soon.

Oh yeah, Demid. I've been wanting to ask for a long time.

What do you think?

Are husband and wife one Satan?

Well, come on, come on.

[Mumiy Troll - Ghosts Tomorrow]

-It is unlikely that he is this collector
I dragged it far.

-There aren't many wells here.
Four sewers, two on the heating main.

-Well, that means we'll check it all out.

Well, Anh, we're with you again
How do we work as a couple 30 years ago?

However, we were looking for a maniac back then
and now she's a victim of a maniac.

-Wife is not a maniac.

-It doesn't matter if a person is k*lled -
He'll lose his head.

-You figure it out quickly to cut your heads.

Just let me remind you that you've already been his
They were ex*cuted out of their own stupidity.

-Hand on heart,
if it didn't exist,

We would have several times fewer problems.
-Without you too.

-This is it.

[grunts]

-Yes, go away.

[screaming out of the ground]
-Ah-ah! Go away!

Perish it, damn it! Get out!

-Alive!

So you can get out of here too.
-Maybe his legs are broken?

-Or maybe the squirrel doesn't let him out? Hey!

-Demons, get away! Perish it!

b*tch! b*tch! b*tch!

-Grandpa, let me go to the barbershop instead. HUH?

-Water on.

You're going to barberjop. Got it? Ugh!

Parents used to have their hair cut.
And that's okay, it was fine.

So where is the car?

Get the car back, you b*stard.

-Yes, I didn't take it.
Remember for yourself where you put it.

In the meantime, I can go see a barber.

-Zhenechek, I'm telling you one more time.

Until we take your basilisk in line,

The only way out of the house is through my dead body.

And since I'm not planning on dying
f*ck you, not the street. That's it.

-Well, grandpa, I want to see Graham
Run to the hospital and apologize.

Well, please. It's not about the basilisk in the courses,
she thinks I'm hers.

-Zhenyozhek, you're a stoeros club.

Communicating with people is contraindicated for you.
Do you understand?

You're one step away from death.
And this is one step out the door.

-Well, do you go there somehow?
So you're coping with your basilisk.

-I'm doing it.

But it was not an easy journey.

Knit stronger, stronger!

So that it's not like last time
when the groom chained me.

May he rest in peace.

[thunder claps]
Now run away. Run faster!

He's going out!

[growl]

-It seems to have passed by.

And we seemed to be doing well.

[disturbing music]

[growl]

[basilisk roar]

[frightened screams]

-And hold back the demon of it
My native land helps me.

That's it, literally.

I always carry it with me.

So it's not from old age
sand is pouring out of me; this is my talisman.

-So thanks to your cheating tips
and my basilisk is a game-over.

-Aha, right now! You're very smart.

It took me five years to learn
Control this creature within yourself.

And with your brains
and a century might not be enough.

-What's so complicated about it?
I feel the blood is boiling -

I'm breathing deeply and this is...

And I'm chewing the ground.

-Moron. You're at home!

[door slamms]

-Grandpa, you're a beauty salon here
decided to open it?

-Aha!

But I haven't decided yet
cut it or castrate it.

-The collector was found.
When he comes to his senses, we'll interrogate him.

And, Zhenyok, pray
so that he doesn't give you a good look at you.

-Well, what about our “Blind Rage” squad?

Did your boyfriend call you?

- Did Sergey say at the 320th kilometer?
-Yes.

-Does he have a Beha 684?
-Yes.

-His car and traffic police car are on the side of the road.

I hope the cops are alive.

-Knowing this imbecile,
You can expect anything.

Call me if you need me.

-Sergey!

Sergey, come out, yours!

-Why did you go broke? It's cool.

-It's great.
-Let's go.

-Are you alive?
-Alive.

-Boo!

So, Zhanchik, are you proud of me?

-Yes.

Like a child on his own
pooped into the pot.

[Boris]
-Do you know what you're accused of?

You acknowledge yourself...
-Don't bother, I'll admit it all.

-Commendable.

But it's unlikely you started this escape alone.

Who are your accomplices, Seraphimushka?

-Seraphima, admit it, this will be better for everyone.
-Demidushka, who is better off?

Go study numbers
First Guild Merchant, that's better for you.

-Don't embarrass me, that's enough.
-Are you so afraid of getting dirty?

-What an inept waste of eternity!

Doesn't want to say that
We will communicate in different conditions.

Take her away and cook everything.

-Well, I agree. We're leaving.

-Oh, so fast!
-Are you going to solve my question?

-Oh my God, there's so much of it!

-Friends, let us be lenient.

If it weren't for this noble lady,
we wouldn't find a traitor.

-Thanks.

I'm asking for one thing -
give me my baby.

-Yours? What is this yours for?
You are absolutely mistaken.

Nothing is yours here
everything here is exclusively ours.

Including you.

As for the child, I would like to say the following.

I'm sure he'll be very comfortable.
in my lab.

-Then I don't like it.
I don't think it's necessary to encourage her.

-So that's not what we're talking about.

To encourage or discourage.

Just a child so as not to punish.

He'll be worse off without his mom.

-Well, I agree with Tom.

-We're against it.

She smells too human.
-"We”? Did you decide for me again?

-Stefan, stop it.
You don't care about her at all.

-I didn't care until now
but now I don't care.

It is very important to me now
give the baby away...

This one.

-Of course, I know the answer in advance,

But I'll ask you anyway.

Well, of course. Gentlemen, we're at an impasse.

-I think...
-Demid, sorry,

but it doesn't matter what you think right now.

-I don't understand. Am I not a Board member?

-Due to the circumstances,

probably wrong
You're going to vote.

-Do you suspect me of anything?
-No. So far.

But I think it would be logical
figure out everything that happened.

-So you still suspect?

-Okay, Demid, let's cool down.

The sun isn't shining in your direction right now.

We really need to figure it out.

-So many words! Just give me the baby!

-Boy, your pooch again
will raise his voice

I'll have to put her to sleep.

[laughter]

-You're walking on a blade, knot.

[sniffs]

-YEAH!

-Vlad.
-Yes.

-Look.

Police Captain Korolev.
I need access to your farm.

-Did you steal the cop's ID?
-Well, I stole it, I borrowed it.

-Let me take a look at it.
-What are you going to watch there?

Why are you... Are you stupid or what?
Jean! Why did you do this?

With this ID I could at least
try to get to this farm.

-Sergey, if you think
that a farm is three sheds behind a fence

and a drunk with a crossword puzzle on the barrier,
you're very wrong.

It is very difficult to get there.
It's okay to get in, it's even harder to survive there.

-Don't you forget that I'm also a vampire?
-That's the problem.

I stayed behind to catch one vampire
and I'll bring two. How do you explain this?

-Promotion.
-Ridiculous.

-Idiot.
-At least I'm offering something.

-You can get to the farm
just by getting a job.

-What, do you have a stupid job there?

-Shut your mouth, mole.

-But even if they take you
some packer or slaughterer,

it won't give you the opportunity
move freely around the farm.

You should be interested in something
one of the supreme.

What do you know how to do?

-We need to think through plan B.

-I got it.

[door opens]

-Aren't you bored?

-You don't understand anything.

This is the most dramatic series.

The main character is fire,
who wins everyone.

-Some crap.

Mia, it's good to stay at home.
Let's go to the club, let's have a break.

It's going to be really hot in there, I guarantee you.

Phew!
-You weren't called!

-What the hell don't you want
give me the baby?

-Disappear.

-Don't talk to me
like some mongrel.

I was just as much a vampire as you were.

A child is the most precious thing
what I've got left.

Give it to me.

-I'm ready to change my mind
if you change your appearance.

Let the flame disfigure your face.

HUH?

[laughs]

“A child is the most precious thing
what do I have left!”

So precious that you're not ready for it
sacrifice your beauty.

Get out.

-Excuse me generously. A girl!

Stop! I want to try your milk
with blood, of course.

-Are you completely ill?

One wants to disfigure me
Should I drink another milk?

-Who's healthy here? So what?

-So are you going to help me get my baby back?

-Easy.

I'll make an agreement with my sister too.

-That's it, let it go.

-That was great.

-I'm counting on you.
-At us?

What do we have to do with it?

-You promised.

-Look, I don't give a damn at all
to these votes.

-But are you going to talk to your sister?
-What's the point? She never listens to me.

-b*tch!
-Stop.

Give me some day
You'll let me drink again

and I'll promise you something else.

[growls]

-Any news about the collector?

-About the squirrel. I was right.

-Well, with your experience!

-The collector was the first day after the vacation.

And before that, for three weeks

I drank a little white drink day in and day out.

-Do you remember anything?

-Remembers. But she thinks it's delirium tremens.

Says he fancied to be some kid
dragged me away with glowing eyes

and put it in the hatch.

-Thanks to vodka, do you mean?
-It turns out so.

-A personal video recorder
Wasn't he with him?

-It wasn't.

By the way, I didn't even think about it.

Well, I guess he broke away
when Zhenyok was dragging him.

But let's go for a walk and look for it.

And I recommend you to take a closer look
watch your vampire basilisko.

-Thanks for the tip,
we wouldn't have guessed it ourselves.

-Basilisko is a vampire!

I'm saying it out loud...

I don't believe this is serious.

-These are the times.

Every day gets more serious.

-Well yeah, yeah.

[guntor - “Doses”]

[outgoing call signal]

-The subscriber is temporarily unavailable.

[alert music]

-So Nicolas was your accomplice?

-Yes.

And not just an accomplice,
he was my lover.

You can look at me
as much as you like.

You're lucky to have me caught.
I would avenge you for k*lling Nicolas.

I once fell out of love with you
but now I hate it.

-Thank you, my wife.

-And it turns out you're
one sheer disappointment.

-And I'm not afraid to disappoint you.

Only Mila and Nicolas are here
were decent vampires

and you're not human at the worst
the meaning of this word.

-Or maybe they stayed at the farm
Any other decent vampires?

-No.

-It doesn't sound convincing. Let's continue.

-Don't!

-Are you worried?
-I was worried.

She shouldn't be tortured through her body.

-Let's think
who might be interested in you.

To a professor? I don't think so. Boris? Definitely not.

Who did you study for?
-There...

Yes... There's something psychological about it.

-You've got someone on the farm

who might be interested
something psychological?

-Yes you're...

Vlad, who do you even have on your farm?

-Demid. From merchants.

Now the firm's director. He's a serious guy.

-Next.
-Seraphim, his wife, takes care of children.

-Oh Popets!

We pass the village of Popets.

Who lives here? Pop... Pops...

-Well, on intellectual development
he can reach for a child.

More?

-Madam.

Subtle nature. He plays music.

-Oh, stop the game!

Madam is my stop.

-Are you a music lover too?
-I'm a professional.

Right now.

[loud rock music]

-Hear me out.

You're a woman, you must understand.

It's very hard for me, I don't sleep, I don't eat
I'm in bestial conditions.

If they take my baby away from me
I don't see the point in living any longer.

These thoughts are bothering me more and more
ever since I became human.

Can you say anything at all?

-I feel sorry for you.

[door opens]

[Boris]
-You're probably hungry.

We're not monsters.

Have lunch, Seraphimushka.

-Hello, Aunt Seraphim.

[growls]

-Don't come near, Ignatushka.

Don't, please take him away!

-Aunt Seraphim, drink me.

You should, but you're feeling bad.

[growls]

-Sorry.

[in a whisper]
-You're going to die with me.

-Enough, I'll tell you everything.

-Well, Demid. Well done.

He does know, after all
how to feed your beloved wife.

-And when you take a chance look at the city,
you'll see an animal grin!

[loud rock music]

Well? How?

-Well, it's loud.

-God, I'd rather be deaf than blind.

-No, sorry, but this
Our Countess won't be interested in you.

-Don't underestimate me.

One countess is already naturally interested in me.

-This is completely beyond my comprehension.

How educated
a sophisticated woman like Olga,

I could fall for that, excuse me, you.

-Maybe because I'm with me.
Did she have the best sex of her life?

-I've heard it somewhere before
Let me remember. I remembered it.

About always,
while Olga and I were married.

-Okay, we have two hours left to go.

Let's figure out how to legalize Sergey,

then I'll drive quietly
and you'll continue to measure your dicks.

-Wait.

Were you and Olga married?

-Didn't she tell you?

-No, she said
that you're some kind of relatives there,

but I thought it was the seventh water on jelly,
some second cousin.

-No, no, we were married
and even happy for a while.

-Oh, yo-mine!

Why did you break up then?

-It's hard to explain.

There were like this all the time
emotional swings.

Then, when Olga caught it,
how I kiss Anushka...

-With Anushka?

-Woke up! Did you see it?

-"I saw it.”

-Vlad, what's the question
with my legalization?

[plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata]

[continues to play]

-I didn't expect to be in such a backwoods
you can meet such a cultured person.

-You're the only person here.
-Sorry.

Didn't want to insult you.

-You're falsifying.

-I don't agree, that's how it's played.

-I'm not talking about the game.

-I want you to change your mind.

-If that's all, you can go.

-Why do you care
whether or not the child will be with me

we're still your captives.

Yes, I did the impossible.
This is providence, this is a miracle.

But why the hell should I suffer
that I was the one who got this miracle?

-I don't like classics
they spoil with improvisation.

[continues to play]

-Don't be afraid. I'm normal now
I'm not going to do anything bad to you. I swear

Graham, sorry for that stuff
that I did.

It was simply blocked, I lost control.

-I thought you were a nerd.

-Why the hell did you forget here?
We're having a quiet hour.

-I just brought flowers.
Can I have a few minutes please?

-Without a bathrobe.

No shoe covers.

Get out of here, romantic.

Come on, why did you release your countersinks?
She said get out of here!

What a stubborn man, I don't understand, yo-mine!

Look how obstinate he got!

[growls]

-Quiet and quiet!

Who was told not to stick their sting out of the house!

Baby, don't worry
he'll be done with it now.

[basilisk growl]

Oh, what a hefty one!

And it just behaves like me
like hell in the washbasin.

Baby, give me this decanter.

Yes, this one.

No flowers, sunshine, no flowers.

Yep, give it to me.

Oh, thanks.

That's it. Although he's having a seizure,
but he loves you.

Oh, there's so much love in there!

Most importantly, get better on your own
and we'll beat this disease out of him.

That's it. OH!

Good morning!

This is always the case.
You'll attach it to the wall like this,

he then goes all day
and smiles like a child.

Get well, baby. Go on, I told you!

[dark music]

-Well, everyone's here.

Confess.

-You were right, Boris.
We had another accomplice.

He

helped me organize my escape.

You're going to die with me.

[blade ringing]

-Oh you, the head has two ears.

What did you think?

But I loved him so much.

-I can feel the eye on me
from which you can light a cigarette.

Relax. Beyond kisses
Anushka and I didn't work out.

-Explain to me, Jean, I don't understand.

Why did you kiss Anushka
if you loved Olga?

-We all do things sometimes
irrational actions,

which we later regret.

I kissed Anushka.

Olga started dating
with a dead jerk like you.

-But if I'm a complete idiot,
as you say

What did you save me for?
You could not pay me at all.

-I didn't save you, I saved her child.

If you died, with Olga you could
Anything will happen -

depression, nervous breakdown, miscarriage.

And I couldn't let that happen.

-I got it.

You're still in love with her.

-Women like men
from which blood is bubbling,

but they end up staying with those
who cares for them.

-How pretentious!
Vladik, can you say it again, can I write it down?

Oh my God, why did I end up with the company
two such stuffy types?

-Why? Let me tell you why.
-Try it.

-Because Olga was taken away because of you,
I've been deprived of my sight

This is all because of you.

-What's “everything”?
-Why the hell weren't you at Olga's birth?

-Maybe the cops were taking me in at that moment?
-Why did the cops take you in?

Maybe it's because
Why did you sh**t yourself in the head?

-Why did you sh**t yourself in the head?
-Because I'm...

Because I'm a rocker.

-Because he's a rare idiot.

-Rare. But it's not the only one.

-Well, with your permission, I'll start.

We still have an unresolved issue.

Mommy wants to stay with her baby.

Well, personally, I don't see the point
Prevent her from doing so.

-I support you.
The child must stay with the mother.

[Mia]
-I'm against it.

-Okay, I'm against it too.

-I'm against it. Give the baby to me.

-Well, who would doubt it.

-Well, then I'm in favor of...

get the baby back.

Let him hang out with him herself.

-It's interesting. The votes were equally divided.

What do you think, Demid?

-Did they give me my voice back?
-Okay, no one took anything from you.

Force majeure, I must understand
It's not small.

-All work should be rewarded.

She gave us a traitor

I should thank her.

[knock]

-Oops!

Oops!

Grandpa, what are you doing?
New sneakers, and you use their nails?

-It's worse when the nails are in the coffin lid.

And such thieves are for you
The Chinese comrades will write more.

-Grandpa, okay, that's it, let it go.
I can control myself.

-We've heard that before!

That's it.

OH!

That's it. Now our bun
He won't leave her grandfather or her grandmother.

Zhenechek, you'd better calm down.

Because I'm this for you
I'll do a direct maitra massage, got it?

Okay, that's it.

And now we'll be
Tame your c*ck.

-I've been wanting to ask you a long time.

Do you think husband and wife are one Satan?

Well, come on, come on.

-Calm down, Demid.

You especially need to be cold right now.

Let your wife know we're going to get her out.

When you hear the words:

“You'll die with me”

k*ll Boris.

-Yes.

-Why are you helping me?

-I want to see how much longer you are
you will be able to live soul to soul.

-Yes, two centuries together
like a thread and a needle.

-So you never quarreled?

-There was once when curtains were chosen.

-What petty bourgeoisie.

You've disappointed me.

[baby crying]

-And what did I do to deserve your favor?

-You're the only one here
who can play the piano.

More or less.

And yes, I did have kids.

-Oh yes Vlad! Lucky, damn
I still caught up.

-Sorry it took so long.
-Nothing.

-Give me back my sight.

-No, sight is restored to obedient children.

And you're an impudent. An impudent and a fugitive.

[baby crying]

-Jean!

Can I go to him?

-Olga!

How are you as a baby?
-It's okay, it protects me.

Where is Sergey?
-Close.

-They're already whispering. Okay, get the fugitive.

I think it's either between you and Jean
Is the relationship bigger than doctor and patient?

-Don't you think so. I've hated him for 80 years.

-Yeah, I see then.

[disco music]

[coughing]

[laughter]