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Perfect Match (2024)

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Thank you all

so much for showing up

in such big numbers

on such short notice.

Now please, settle in,

quiet down.

Yes, all the camera teams

please come to the front.

All the way to the front for the

camera teams. Yes, thank you.

Uh, no, no, no, no.

Uh, keep the eye clear, please.

No, sit. Thank you.

-No, thank you.

-Then we're ready to start.

Thank you.

Now, without any further ado,

I'd like to ask you

to please welcome

the most outstanding female

tennis player of all time,

the one and only Steffi Graf.

Run! Steffi! Come!

Beinarbeit! Beinarbeit!

Beinarbeit!

Come, Stefanie. Come!

Come on,

move your a*s, Andre.

You're sleepwalking!

Harder! Hit harder!

Hit harder!

Get up! Play!

-Come on, get up!

-These shoes are stupid!

The feet hurt terrible!

You're such a crybaby!

When I was your age,

I didn't even have shoes!

Just wear it and see

for yourself. I'll show you.

Turn the dragon back on, dad!

Switch it on now!

After more

than three years at number one,

Steffi Graf did drop

from that number one ranking

just two weeks

before the tournament.

And we can see it

in her performance.

She's kind of lacking

the 100% confidence

she normally radiates

on the court.

Of course, she's a big champion

and she still has her...

Yeah, look at this,

she has her forehand,

this incredible weapon. Wow!

There's surely nobody

who plays it like Steffi.

Mind you, he shaped her

to be a champion,

Peter Graf, seen here

with his trademark grumpy face.

Feels like a hammock.

Why, you said 27.

-It's not 27.

-Of course it is.

You say 27, I do 27.

Okay, I'll show you.

What a clown.

Why, good morning. Yeah.

Good morning. How you doing?

Look at her.

She's such a robot.

- Robot?

- Yeah.

She never gets tired,

never laughs, never cries.

She got no sense of humor.

What does that make her

if not a robot?

-German.

-Yeah.

A German robot. Even worse.

You know, I strung

the rackets for all of them, uh.

Borg, Connors, McEnroe,

uh, you name it.

Et voila. I told you.

No, I told you.

I said 27, not 26.9.

Nobody can feel the difference.

-Nobody?

-Nobody.

Well, then nobody says

you haven't got a clue.

And nobody's pissed off and

nobody wants you to do it again,

but this time make it 27,

2-7.

It's match point Steffi Graf

and second serve

Sabine Appelmans.

Oh, strong winds

on the center court today.

A really tense situation now

for Appelmans.

Ah, a weak serve

to Steffi Graf's forehand.

And there's another

blasting forehand winner.

That's it for Steffi Graf.

She moves on

to the quarterfinals

with a 6-2, 6-1 victory over

Sabine Appelmans of Belgium.

Amazing.

There has been a mix-up

in the schedule.

Two players were given

the same time slot, I'm afraid.

This is incredible.

Mistakes happen, unfortunately.

Not in my world.

Well, then we have to think

about a joint press conference.

Together with whom?

Ms. Graf, after 186

consecutive weeks at number one,

more than

any other player before,

some Yugoslavian kid

just pops out of nowhere

and kicks you off your throne.

Monica Seles

is not just some kid.

She's a fantastic player

and I appreciate

the competition with her.

But how did it feel?

That's sports, I guess.

I would be furious.

- At least I'd admit it.

- Yeah, but to know that...

You would have to become

number one first.

Andre, are you boycotting

Wimbledon again this year?

Uh, I'm just not into

their prissy white outfits,

simple as that.

I don't need no one to tell me

what to wear.

Steffi, what do you think

about that?

Maybe I shouldn't say this

here in Paris, but to me

there's nothing greater

than winning Wimbledon.

But, of course,

I respect Andre's position,

even though I think

white could be an improvement.

So you're not a fan

of Andre's style?

Um, what do you mean?

We practically have

the same hairdo.

No, but seriously, um, to me

Andre is the purest ball striker

in all of tennis.

I learn something

every time I watch him play.

-You're learning from me?

-Why not?

I watched a couple

of raw beginners the other day

and even learned from them.

And what do you learn

from beginners?

Mm... how much fun they had.

Andre,

what can you learn from Steffi?

Me?

Uh, I guess...

how to win Wimbledon.

Does that mean you will

reconsider your boycott?

Ja.

You were so wrong.

-About what?

-Steffi. She's funny.

Funnier than you,

that's for sure.

Oh, Steffi.

Danke.

Steffi...

Thank you.

Hey, guys, it's good to be here.

-Nice to see you all.

-Andre, Andre!

Andre, over here.

Andre, over here.

Andre, Andre. How do you feel?

I feel better. I'm

excited, I'm ready for this.

- Did you bring white pants?

- I sure did.

-How do you rate your chances?

-Well, I'm here to win.

- Is that realistic?

- Why wouldn't it be?

Well, just, uh, playing on grass

is something else.

The ball bounces differently,

the serve...

-Are you playing or am I?

-You, of course.

Exactly. Okay, so leave it to

me. As I said, I'm here to win.

Ms. Graf, are you ready

for your next Wimbledon title?

Oh, my God. Keisha!

- Uh...

- How long has it been?

Oh, I don't know,

like, five years.

-Are you gonna play again?

-Oh, my God, no.

I ran over to the evil side.

I'm a journo now.

What?

-I really missed you.

-Me, too.

-Should we go for dinner? Yeah?

-Yeah.

Let me talk to my father.

Papa?

Do you remember Keisha?

I lost against her

at the finals at...

-Uh, US Open Juniors.

-Yes.

Yes, uh, I do remember that.

Um, I thought

I could grab dinner

with her

while you have your meeting.

Uh, nice meeting you.

You know a place

where nobody would see us?

How about my place?

-Yeah?

-Yes. Let's do this.

We just have to be quick.

Andre, have you ever thought

of playing in the doubles event?

Look, I-I need to get some rest

now. Thank you very much.

Hey, guys,

give him some privacy, okay?

Hey, hey!

What the f*cking hell?

Come on.

Just one more question, sir!

What the f*ck?

- Over here!

- Andre. Andre!

f*ck.

These are mock-ups

of how the campaign could look.

- Mm-hmm.

- What do you think?

Nice. I like it.

I'm glad you feel

that way, Mr. Graf,

because your financial

expectations have been robust,

to say the least.

You want the best,

you pay the price.

Steffi isn't number one anymore.

She will be again, very soon.

If you're so sure,

I'll recommend that we pay

what you're asking for

on one condition,

that Steffi becomes

number one again this season.

- No problem.

- Mr. Graf.

We'd prefer

making the deal through

one of our daughter companies

on the Virgin Islands.

Makes things easier for us

in the UK.

That sounds like tax evasion.

Well, that's a nasty word.

To us

it's standard practice.

But we will be willing

to offer you an additional 10%.

Twenty-five percent.

Twenty percent.

Twenty-five percent.

If your dad could see you now.

Steffi, bad, bad girl.

Okay, I need to know everything.

What about romance?

You seeing someone?

Steffi, you know

there are players on the tour

who'd literally die for you.

Mn-mn.

No tennis players, please.

Wait.

Look.

"Photos by Keisha Hill." Wow.

Congratulations.

-It's not about that, come on.

The guy, look at him.

He's a racing driver.

He's single and German.

Ah, I don't know, I'm not a fan

of arranged marriages.

Nobody says

you have to marry him.

-Mm.

-Mn-mn. No, you keep it.

I'll give him a call. Name is

Michael, just so you know.

Oh, come on, he's cute.

But that mustache?

f*ck.

-What? What's going on?

-He doesn't wanna play.

-Where is he?

-He's in the bathroom.

- Open the door!

- Go away!

Don't be such a wimp!

Leave me alone.

Mike, let Philly handle this.

Come on. Come on.

-You're such a failure.

-Hey.

Don't worry about it.

We'll take care of it.

Is dad gone?

Yeah, th-they're both gone.

I'm so terrified,

I can't even breathe.

I f*cking hate tennis.

I already know what they're

gonna be saying about me.

Hm. Rock star of tennis.

All in white for the very first

time, here at Wim...

Wait, what's that?

Oh, there's a brown spot

on his backside.

Huh! Yeah.

Andre Agassi shat his pants,

center court. What a loser.

-You wanna withdraw?

-Yeah.

But I can't.

The rock star

of tennis, all in white

for the very first time

here at Wimbledon.

David Wheaton

with a very strong serve

and volley performance.

- f*ck!

- 30, 15.

I always had my doubts

whether Agassi

could pull it off,

but this is turning out

to be a real debacle.

Game to Mr. Wheaton.

Warning, Mr. Agassi.

Racket abuse.

What? He did the same thing

in the first set.

Why do I get the warning?

f*ck!

We are seeing

a devastated Andre Agassi

turning to his bench, looking

for support, but I don't think

he has it in him

to turn this match around.

David Wheaton

serving for the match now.

He goes out

to Andre Agassi's backhand,

and a crisp backhand volley

by the end of Andre Agassi's

first appearance

here at Wimbledon.

f*ck.

Where's dad?

He left.

Back to the hotel?

Back to Vegas.

Oh. Well,

let's go out and get wasted.

Okay. Well, well, at least wanna

take a shower and change?

Nah.

Okay.

Wow!

Yeah.

-f*ck Wimbledon. Yeah, man.

-f*ck Wimbledon.

f*ck tennis!

Steffi Graf is the queen

of Wimbledon again,

winning

her third Wimbledon title

defeating Gabriela Sabatini

in the final.

You heard?

The German robot did it again.

Steffi!

Tonight's the championship ball

and you're so not invited.

Yup. That's exactly why

we should go.

And it was

my great-great-great-grandfather

William John

Cavendish-Scott-Bentinck,

the fifth duke of Portland

and Marquess of Titchfield,

of course, who actually planted

that very quince tree out there

in the same year that Napo--

Uh, excuse me.

Sorry.

Unless you can show me

a proper invitation, sir,

I don't see myself authorized

to grant--

My a*s!

Would you at least

see yourself authorized

to graciously grant me access

and answer nature's call

in your very shithouse?

Regretfully, sir,

that won't be possible either.

And now I need to ask you

to leave the premises.

Otherwise, I might see myself

forced to seek security.

And don't worry, I'm beating it,

looks friggin' boring

in there anyways.

Anybody wanna join? Bring booze.

- Well...

- Come on, man.

-Get out of my way. Come on.

-Hey.

What are you doing, man, huh?

You know who that is?

That's Andre Agassi, huh?

He's gonna be world number one.

That's right.

Remember the name,

you English clown.

I haven't got time for you now,

sir. Have a good evening.

Yeah, your hat looks stupid.

Stupid!

Hey, buddy.

Just you and me now.

Hey, Steffi.

Hi, Andre.

What are you doing here?

Great.

Having a bad day?

No, well,

I'm having a bad life.

You have no idea

how boring it is in there.

So, thanks for saving me.

You know, you seem different

from what I imagined.

I thought

you were just a stuck-up German

no-nonsense tennis robot,

train-and-win.

I am.

I guess

I need to be reprogrammed.

Mm-hmm. Right.

But you're also quite different

from the impression you give.

Really? Why, how do I seem?

Like, show off, poser.

Yeah.

Full of yourself

with an I-give-a-sh*t attitude.

Well, not entirely wrong,

after all.

If you could pick a place

where you want to be right now,

anywhere

in the entire universe...

Well, surprisingly, I'm...

happy right here, right now.

How about you?

Rome.

Rome?

I just love Rome.

- Steffi?

- sh*t. I've gotta go.

No. Go? Wait, wait.

Let's get away, let's...

And-and fly to Rome.

-Yeah, some other time.

-Or go dancing.

- I wanna dance with you.

- You're drunk.

Well, some things

can't be denied, but...

Well, if you win the tournament

next year,

we can dance

the winners' waltz.

-There's a winners' waltz?

-For almost 100 years.

Stefanie.

Oh.

Steffi!

Mama...

- Danke.

- Oh.

Okay, guys, listen up,

we're on air in ten, nine,

eight, seven,

six, five, four, three,

two, one.

Welcome back to the show,

everybody.

1992, it's another year

at Wimbledon,

but some things

never seem to change.

You mean

the strawberries with cream

or Steffi Graf

winning round after round?

Well, both, actually,

but there are

some things

that have changed entirely.

Andre Agassi, for example. He's

on a winning streak this year.

And to me, he seems

like a totally different player.

That's why we're so happy to

receive his longtime coach and

good friend, Nick Bollettieri.

How are you, my friend?

-Hi, Nelson, Grace.

-Hi, Nick.

So tell us, what's the secret

behind Andre's success

this year? What's the magic?

Actually,

there's no magic involved.

Just a lot of hard work

and learnings from last year.

Most of all, we changed

Andre's position on the court.

Last year

he was about nine feet

behind the baseline

on his return.

But this year he stands

right on the baseline,

immediately controlling

the game,

even on his opponent's serve.

How does that change

his match plan?

He's more proactive, making sure

he's the one calling the shots.

You gotta be proactive,

you gotta

be the one calling the shots.

No, I just don't know

how to do that.

Well, you're gonna have to take

some risk, Andre.

Just-just go to her,

talk to her.

I mean, you need

to tell her that--

That I'm madly in love with her

after one conversation,

drunk as a skunk?

-Yeah.

-She's gonna think I'm a creep.

Okay, uh, let's-let's try

something, all right?

Um, I'll be Steffi.

You talk to me.

-What? No way.

-Yeah, of course. Come on.

It'll be like training,

back and forth. It's easy.

Just, just talk to me.

I mean, Steffi.

What's the matter with you?

You can't just tap her on

the shoulder. She's not a dude.

Again.

Hey-hey, Steffi.

-What?

-You drop that idiotic smile.

Again.

Hi, Steffi. I-it's me, Andre.

Do you remember me?

No, I suffered a stroke

and I lost all my memory.

Who are you again?

Andre Agassi.

Of course she remembers you.

God, you're such a moron.

This doesn't make sense.

Let's go for dinner.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, man, pizza again?

-I love pizza.

-Oh, come on.

Hey, hey, hey.

She's on her own.

Her father's not here.

-Yeah, this is your chance.

-Ah, I don't know, man.

-Thank you.

-Yeah, come on, come on.

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Go.

Oh.

Steffi.

-Hi.

-Hi.

Uh, well,

I-I just saw you at reception

and, uh, I, I was thinking that,

uh, you know, that it's so nice

to see you. Um...

A-and, and I thought

maybe we could do something

sometime.

I mean, like,

some kind of activity.

Like what?

I don't know, like, uh...

Sports?

Sure. Great idea.

Y-y-you happen to,

you happen to do any sports?

Mm, I play tennis

every now and then.

Wow, me, too. Um...

Maybe we should play some tennis

one day.

Okay, but you better watch out.

I'm pretty good at it. So

you might get your a*s kicked.

I'd love that.

Don't we have an appointment

for the weekend anyways?

Winners' waltz. Right.

You remember.

How could I forget?

Okay.

Hollywood couldn't have

scripted it better.

The women's final brings us

the ultimate showdown.

Defending champion Steffi Graf

facing her arch rival,

Monica Seles.

The bookies were offering

odds of a 187 to 1

for Andre Agassi

to win this tournament.

But he has done the impossible

and reached the final,

facing service monster

Goran Ivanisevic of Croatia.

Aggressive

forehand return by Agassi.

Another amazing passing shot.

Backhand down the line.

-Fantastic performance.

-Come on!

Match point Steffi Graf.

Can she take

her fourth Wimbledon title?

Monica Seles serving

to stay in the match.

A good return by Steffi.

She plays a forehand,and

Monica Seles can't get to it!

Steffi Graf is the old

and new champion

here at Wimbledon,

defending her title

against Monica Seles

in a truly unique fashion.

A joyful Peter Graf.

And ladies and gentlemen,

this young German,

she might very well

be the most complete, yes,

the most outstanding female

tennis player of all time.

I really didn't think

he had it in him,

but this young American,

this rebel of tennis,

has proved us all wrong.

And now it's match point

Andre Agassi.

Oh, what a miss!

What an easy backhand volley

missed by Goran Ivanisevic!

And in utter disbelief,

Andre Agassi

falls to the ground,

sobbing, heavily sobbing.

Yes, he has done

the impossible.

Nobody expected this

before the tournament.

Nobody thought

that this was possible,

maybe not even Andre Agassi

himself, but he is the winner.

Here at the Holy Grail

of tennis,

he is the winner in Wimbledon.

Oh, what a beautiful scene

of sportsmanship now

between Goran Ivanisevic

and Andre Agassi

who is celebrating his victory

in front of

a frantically cheering crowd.

You know

how to dance a waltz?

Uh, yeah, kinda.

What do you think?

Wow. Um, great.

She'll be impressed,

I'm sure.

Okay, now show me

how to dance a waltz.

-Why?

-There's this tradition.

Uh, the winners' waltz.

I'll be dancing with Steffi.

And you're starting

to learn now?

Mm, better late than never.

Okay, give me your hand and then

this one, put that one there

and then straight back

and look her in the eye.

-Okay? Yeah.

-Okay.

Agassi Dance Studios.

Hi, dad.

Uh, yeah, he's right here.

Uh, hang on, I'll-I'll put

him on speaker, hang on.

Hey, dad.

What the hell happened?

That fourth set was a disaster.

You played like a total wimp.

Um, I won the fifth, though.

Just barely.

But my a*s, you did it, son.

You freaking did it.

-I'm proud of you.

-Thanks, dad.

But we'll talk about

that fourth set

when you're back.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks so much.

Welcome to the Champions' Ball,

Mr. Agassi.

And congratulations.

Wow, you again, huh?

You know what?

I think I forgot my invite.

-Please.

-Andre! Andre! Over here!

-Good to see you.

-Sir, sir, this way!

Mr. Agassi!

Over here, please. All

right! Look here. Big smile.

All right. Hold that cup.

Hold the cup. All right, higher.

Little bit higher, please.

- Great.

- Hey, Steffi! It's Steffi!

Steffi!

Do this together.

Get in there.

Come on.

Turn here. Look here, Steffi.

And congratulations.

Fantastic match.

Thank you.

Look this way, please.

Both smile. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Yeah, yeah.

h*-hold-hold it a little bit...

You guys want Steffi

on her own as well?

Steffi! Steffi!

Come on.

With your boyfriend.

- Michael.

- Steffi, where is Michael?

Can we take a picture

with you two guys?

- Yes, thank you. Thank you.

- All right.

- How about a kiss?

- A kiss.

Lovely girl.

Awesome.

Sorry, man.

-Do me a favor.

-Yeah?

Find whoever is in charge

and cancel the waltz.

Sure.

Andre?

Andre?

- Andre?

- Coming.

Not bad, huh?

Drop-dead gorgeous. Who is she?

Have you been locked up in a

basement for the last ten years?

If that's what you call

marriage, yeah.

-What do you think?

-Out of your league.

Her name's Brooke Shields.

Studied at Princeton.

She's an actress sh**ting a

movie in South Africa right now.

-Nice.

-But I've got her fax number.

-What are you gonna do?

-Send her a fax.

How romantic.

In fact,

I've sent her a fax

every single day

for the last six weeks.

- Action!

- Every single day.

Uh, excuse me, Ms. Shields. Uh,

there's another fax for you.

Just came in right now.

And I will keep sending

her a fax every day

until I finally get to meet

her. And then we'll be dating.

Or she'll get

a restraining order

against you for stalking her.

Well, she'll be back on Saturday

and then we'll see.

And for the record,

you're a horrible person.

That's why you love me.

Oh, man.

Hey, Brooke.

Andre. It's Andre.

She knows you're Andre, Andre.

Hey, Brooke,

you look more gorgeous

than I had imagined.

Come on, Andre.

You can do better than that.

You're a champ.

You're a champ.

Just relax. Just relax.

Hey!

You're a very strange man,

Andre Agassi.

We've never met.

And you sent me 73 faxes

to this day.

Seventy three.

And you know

what the strangest part is?

I really...

really liked it.

Oh, my...

Oh, my God.

I honestly didn't know

that was even possible.

I'm sorry, but... you're not

gonna be able to play

any tennis tournaments

in the future.

Why?

Because I am gonna keep you

here with me in bed

forever and ever.

Mm-hmm.

Oh. Ah. I love cold pizza.

-Mm.

-f*ck!

Ninety-three messages?

-I think I gotta--

-Get back to life?

Yeah.

Well, maybe

I should shower first.

Mm.

Well, this is it.

Oh, my God.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Pretty cool, huh?

This is the house of a very

immature man with no girlfriend

who's trying to compensate

with typical boy stuff.

-Really?

-Mm-hmm.

-What about Cape Cod?

-Mm, God, no.

It's so boring.

Yeah. Actually, you're right.

Disney World?

Huh? Really?

-I'm kidding.

-Ah.

Where would you like to go,

Andre Kirk Agassi?

The bedroom.

Seriously now.

I am serious.

First we gotta decide

where we're gonna go.

Wherever you choose right now,

that's where we're going.

Rome.

Rome?

Never been.

Always wanted to go.

Well, Rome it is, then.

Hey!

Listen, can you go back there

and pick up the ba*ls?

I'll be ready in a minute, okay?

Thanks.

What are you doing here?

What do you mean?

Gettin' ready.

For what?

Are you kidding? For training.

I was waiting for you

right here yesterday,

the day before yesterday

and the day before that as well.

And I called you,

left messages, many of 'em.

So, what you're gonna do

is take your stuff and go

and don't come back.

Nick, I-I didn't--

We had a good run, Andre,

but we're done.

Nick, come on.

Nick, come on!

You don't want me

to coach you.

Why not?

Because I'll make you bust your

a*s so hard,

you'll curse the day you met me.

That's exactly

what I'm lookin' for.

-What about Brooke?

-What about her?

I don't wanna waste

my time, Andre.

If you wanna whoop it up

with Brooke

and her Hollywood friends,

it's not for me.

You don't need to worry.

Tennis comes first.

Brooke knows that.

Good.

Let's start tomorrow, then.

Well, um, um, Brooke and I,

we've got a small trip planned,

just a week or so.

But after that, I'm all yours.

Come on.

All right.

Perfect.

It's beautiful.

Andre, come look.

It's incredible!

Wow.

Isn't it amazing?

It's amazing. Yeah.

Oh, my, there's a terrace?

Life is good.

Mm.

It's perfect.

I mean, can you believe

this city

is over 2000 years old?

-It's incredible.

-I know.

I just can't find

the name of the street.

Andre, I think

that piazza should be

just around this corner.

- Andre, look!

- Coming.

This piazza is beautiful!

Don't move. Just like that.

Just like that.

You look amazing.

One more.

One more. Keep smiling.

Look at that smile.

Am I a lucky man or what?

I'm the luckiest man

in the world!

Yeah, smile. We're happy.

Come on.

Okay.

Okay, a silly pose,

just for me.

No one's gonna see this but me.

This is just our photo, promise.

Do you want me to take a picture

of the both of you?

Steffi?

-Well...

-Hi, Andre.

Uh, uh...

Uh...

Hey, sweetie, look who it is.

It's Steffi Graf.

-Oh, my God!

-Steffi Graf.

You gotta be kidding me.

Uh, Brooke, Steffi.

Steffi, Brooke.

So nice to meet you.

What are you doing here?

Well, someone once told me Rome

was a great place to be, so...

Well, yeah, I mean, I told him

it's the most beautiful city

in the world, right?

Is that so?

-Are you here all by yourself?

-Uh, no, no.

My, my boyfriend

is waiting in a restaurant.

Perfect. Why don't we all

have lunch together?

-Sure. Yeah.

-Sure. Yeah.

-That's hilarious.

-No, but I'm serious.

The day before a big tournament,

I need to go to a museum.

I need the quietness

and being by myself.

And the more absurd the museum,

the better.

And there are

some crazy museums.

Like, unbelievable stuff.

Like what?

I've been to a banana museum,

a toilet paper museum,

a p*nis and a vag*na museum,

and there's even a fart museum.

Michael, I'm thinking

about starting a support group

for victims of tennis nerdism.

-Do you wanna join?

-P-pardon?

This guy talks about nothing

else but tennis night and day,

24-7, 365. You know what I mean?

-Brooke, sweetie, I really--

-Uh-uh-uh. Zip it up, young man.

Now the victims are talking.

Um, I approve, I think there's

nobody in the whole entire world

who knows better

what you're talking about.

- Oh.

- I-I find, I...

Sometimes I just might be

so brainwashed by now

that I forgot that life

without tennis is even possible.

Oh, my God, I finally have

a companion! That feels so good!

You know what,

the other day she told me,

"If I see someone play tennis,

I immediately know

what kind of person that is,

because tennis

reveals the soul."

That is totally something

Andre would say.

Maybe they won't call.

Don't say that.

They have to call.

So you don't wanna go out?

I can't.

Okay.

Do you mind if I go out?

No.

Go.

Go, now.

Um, okay. Good luck.

Hey!

At this point

I feel like you're stalking me.

You caught me.

You're all by yourself?

He's got a meeting

with his sponsor.

-Oh.

-You?

Uh, Brooke's working

on her career.

Do you wanna go on a ride?

With you on this?

-You afraid?

-Hell, no.

Where are we going?

Surprise.

All right.

Not afraid anymore?

Nope.

Whoo!

Wow!

We used to come here often,

years ago

when we were on holiday.

I love this court.

We have no gear.

Come.

Bingo.

Choose your weapon, Mr. Agassi,

but choose wisely.

Okay.

I long for having fun

on the tennis court. Real fun.

Oh, you mean,

like raw beginners?

You remember?

How could I forget?

Don't they say true mastery

is to become a beginner again?

And how do you do that?

I'll show you.

Rule number one!

Hold your racket

like a frying pan!

Like a carpet beater.

Rule number two,

run around like a chicken.

Run around like a chicken.

All right.

And rule number three.

Do everything wrong, and enjoy.

Do my worst.

-You ready?

-Mm-hmm.

Carpet beater.

Put me in!

-Give us your worst shot.

-Ah!

Yes! Ha-ha-ha...

-It's still in play!

-Oh, my God!

Ah!

- You ready?

- Another one.

-Come on, big one, big one.

-Ah!

That's pretty good. You ready?

-It hit my head!

-Sorry!

Messed up your head.

You got me

right on the top of the head.

-I'm sorry. I was so nervous.

-You aiming for me?

-I'm-I'm really sorry.

-You trying to decapitate me?

-Are you okay?

-Steffi Graf?

You know I'm gonna

get you back for that.

I'm sorry.

And then he made me play

for six hours straight

in a 111 degrees

just to win 20 bucks.

My dad loved to make me play

in winter.

Minus five,

and I had to wear a skirt.

The ba*ls were literally

frozen to the ground.

It was perfect conditions to...

How did he call it?

Toughen myself up.

I guess I got pretty tough.

Once he told me, when

he was my age, he was so poor,

he didn't even have shoes.

Of course,

I had to prove it to him.

Afterwards, the court

was all red at the baseline.

My feet were so f*cked up,

I couldn't walk for two weeks.

I had to be in a wheelchair.

How often

have you told that story?

This is the first time.

And to yourself?

How often

have you thought about it?

How often have you gone back

to that moment,

to your feet

and the pain and the fury?

A thousand times? A million?

I've done the same.

You can't undo the past.

You have to move on.

Otherwise you get stuck.

Stuck waiting for the praise

of your father.

Stuck trying to make him happy.

Make him happy

by being the best.

The best in the entire world.

And then one day

you might even be the best.

But you'll never be good enough.

Don't tell me

it's not the same for you.

You're not just playing

'cause you want to.

Of course not,

but there will be a day

that I will play for no one else

but myself.

And if not?

Then I will quit.

I can't be a puppet on a string

my entire life.

And I won't.

Can I show you something?

Of course.

Look at me.

Pathetic guy with fake hair

who's shittin' his pants.

People see who he really is...

Thank you for showing me

who you really are.

And there's nothing pathetic

about you.

I think it looks good.

Mama.

Hello, sir. How can I help you?

Hey. Could you please put me

through Ms. Graf's room?

I am very sorry, Mr. Agassi,

but Mrs. Graf

checked out last night.

But that's not possible.

Unfortunately, yes, sir.

I checked her out myself.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Steffi! She's in there.

- Steffi...

- Steffi.

Will you trust your father

ever again?

Steffi, over here.

Do you know what he did

with all the money?

...sports are

a universal lang...

Andre?

That brings peop...

- Yeah?

- What's going on?

- sh**ting hoops...

- Nothin'.

...or running races.

Every sport carries with it

unique emotions and...

Come on.

You've been so droopy

these past couple of days.

What happened?

There's, uh...

something I should tell you.

Okay.

It's, uh...

It's my hair.

Your hair?

Yeah.

It's fake.

I know.

You know?

Andre, I'm an actress.

I can spot any wig on anybody

from 500 yards.

But you...

You never said anything.

Is it my hair or your hair?

You never said anything.

Right.

Oh.

Papa.

Peter!

It's what I've always

dreamed of since I was

a little girl, a wedding

full of color and flowers and...

Oh, of course, Brooke,

I totally see what you mean,

but especially for the tables,

if they're too colorful,

it might seem a bit cheap.

No, no,

you're completely right.

I love the ivory for the tables.

But are you leaning more

towards the mauve or the rose

for the bridesmaids?

I love them both.

I know. Me, too.

My God.

- Hey, babe.

- Andre. Honey?

You gotta meet Natalie,

our wedding planner.

-Hi. Congratulations.

-Hey. Thank you.

She does all the big

LA weddings. She is fabulous.

And we are lucky to have her.

Do you prefer

the rose or the mauve?

What's mauve?

I'm sure you made

the right choice, honey.

- Oh, you're so sweet.

- Aw...

-Nice meeting you.

-Nice to meet you.

Bye.

-There's a call for you.

-Oh.

Hello?

Oh, my gosh.

That is so awesome. Can

you believe it?

Claudia Schiffer

is coming to the wedding.

- Thank you. Thanks.

- Claudia Schiffer. Wow.

Andre, Claudia Schiffer

is coming to the wedding.

Great.

This is the second match

point against Steffi Graf.

She's clearly struggling.

Those last two years have

crushed Steffi's confidence.

Well, who can blame her?

Ah, my goodness.

A double fault by Steffi Graf

ends this game.

It's just so painful

to see her like this.

She'll drop out

of the top 20 now.

Hm.

- Hello?

- Hey, Brooke.

How'd it go?

Total disaster.

- You lost?

- Of course I lost.

It's the only thing

I keep on doing. I'm a loser.

Please, Andre, tennis isn't

the most important thing

in the world.

Really?

When you don't get a part

you auditioned for,

it's okay for you

to be sulking for weeks.

Tennis is my work, it's my job.

It's my life.

I always thought

you hated tennis.

I do.

So I hate my life. Okay?

Are you happy now?

Are you coming home?

I can't.

I gotta get my ranking up.

I gotta play a couple

small tournaments in Canada.

For how long?

Four weeks max.

Maybe five. And then...

Brooke?

Brooke.

Mama...

-Steffi.

-Ja.

Brooke.

Brooke!

You're back.

-Yeah.

-Already?

Came back earlier. I just...

I missed you so much.

You taking a trip somewhere?

Andre, it's over.

- What's over?

- You and me.

We've spent six days together

in the last six months.

It's a hard time for me--

It's always a hard time for you.

I-I'm ranked 141 right now.

Two years ago I was number one.

Why don't you quit?

Like, I can't.

I mean, like, not now,

and not like this.

-Name three of my friends.

-What?

Three.

Well, there's, um, Cleo

and that, that singer, Elena.

-Eleanor.

-Yes. Yes.

And-and your,

your longtime friend, the one,

you know, the-the one that--

That's why it's over.

I will take every single one

of your friends out for dinner.

I will, I will try harder.

It shouldn't be hard, Andre.

It's not a competition. It's not

a match you have to win.

It's life, and it can be fun.

So you're bailing on us.

No.

I'm just leaving.

You bailed on us

a long time ago.

Makes me sick

to see you like this.

Why? It should make you happy.

Finally I've proved you right.

I'm just a quitter.

One big failure.

-Shut your mouth!

-Your son is a loser.

No, wait, wait. What's your

favorite? Ah, "He's a wimp."

You're pathetic.

Come on, Philly, let's go.

- Hm.

- Okay, man.

I'll see you around, I guess.

Yeah, go.

Hey there.

What do you still want? Money?

Believe it or not,

I like you, Andre,

no matter

whether you win or lose.

Hit the road, Brad.

I f*cked up.

Sagno

is a brand-new music label

founded by

himself.

...ranking records.

Yeah, uh...

The last two years

were incredibly tough,

but now I feel like

I can pick myself up

and just play tennis again.

That is great.

What is driving you?

Wh-where do you take

the energy from?

Uh, when I step

on to the court now,

um, I realize what a privilege

it is to have this ability,

and, and I'm just grateful.

And I'm having fun,

maybe more than ever before.

That's really fantastic.

And what does this

tournament here in Paris

specifically mean to you?

Uh, I, I started

playing on clay as a kid,

so Paris always feels

a bit like coming home.

Brad?

Yeah, I know what time it is.

- No, I'm not drunk.

- Thank you.

Listen, can we start tomorrow?

Yeah, tomorrow.

This is like a miracle.

He had dropped out

of the top 100.

There were even rumors

of drug problems.

It looked like he'd become

the tragic figure of tennis.

Absolutely, and now we are

witnessing one of the greatest

and most surprising comebacks

in the history of the sport.

Yes, Andre Agassi

has just made it

to the second week

here at Wimbledon.

Thank you.

Ms. Graf, I believe the

concierge has something for you.

- Oh, okay, thank you.

- Why don't you go up to her?

Shh.

Thought

you're madly in love with her.

Why don't you just

go and talk to her?

-Because I have a plan.

-This is really very special.

Okay.

I think you'll like it a lot.

Thank you.

Hey, is this the, uh, museum?

Yeah.

Okay. Um, what's on display?

Nothing.

All right.

Um, one ticket, please.

Hey.

Hey.

-How on Earth did you--

-Shh...

Don't worry.

There is nothing and nobody.

I didn't realize

nothing could be so beautiful.

Why are you here?

Well, I wanted to see you.

Okay.

But how?

Remember in Rome

you told us you liked

to go to a museum

before a match?

And you happened to check all

of London's museums now or...

No, but I happen

to be the person

who told the concierge

about this place.

Very sneaky.

I figured

you would like it here.

I love it.

It's so unique and...

full of nothing.

Well, that's what I dream of...

getting away from everything...

disappearing into nothingness.

Why don't you do it?

I don't wanna do it all alone.

But what about Brooke?

Oh. Um, we got divorced

more than a year ago.

-I'm sorry.

-Don't be. It's...

It's better like this

for both of us.

What are you thinking?

A mountain cabin.

No people, no noise.

Just the sky...

the mountains...

the wind...

and you.

That day we spent in Rome...

I still think about it.

I do, too.

Andre, I-I, I have a boyfriend.

-I'm sorry.

-Don't be.

I'm glad you're here now.

Uh, room 303.

Uh, yes, of course, Ms. Graf.

-Here you go. Goodnight.

-Thank you.

Wow.

Yes, um, I was wondering

if you have an extra room

available for tonight.

301? Perfect.

Yeah, just add it to my bill

and send up the key.

Thanks.

Hello?

Hi, Andre.

Steffi.

Your flowers, they're beautiful.

Thank you.

I, I hope I didn't overstep,

though.

You did, big time.

But I'm happy you did.

I have to sleep now.

Yeah.

Oh, um, hey.

Good luck tomorrow.

To you, too.

Goodnight.

Night.

-Andre?

-Yeah?

Find a mountain cabin for

after Wimbledon.

Gute Nacht.

Strong serve

by Lindsay Davenport,

putting Steffi Graf

under pressure

from the first moment on.

- Out!

- Exactly.

And that's how she's provoking

those relatively simple errors

by Steffi Graf.

-What's the score?

-Steffi's down 5-6.

...seen

in a long time. Maybe never.

She seems less tense,

almost less focused,

like her thoughts

would be some...Oh.

Look at this. Do you see that?

Yes, I do.

Thank you.

Now, without any further ado,

I'd like to ask you

to please welcome

the most outstanding female

tennis player of all time,

the one and only Steffi Graf.

Steffi...

Hello.

I never liked

press conferences.

Hated them, actually.

Here I am, doing another one.

Um...

Today...

Today I'm here to declare

my retirement from tennis.

Tennis was my life

for better or for worse.

Uh, but there's

a sense of curiosity

that has been growin' in me.

Um, a curiosity for

what else

life might have in store for me.

I had to go through

tough moments.

Sometimes I didn't think

I could handle them.

But in the end, I always did.

And now, uh, to my own surprise,

I feel this immense gratitude.

For my mum...

She's been there for me always.

Thank you, mum.

And also for my father.

You all know

what happened.

But without him,

I wouldn't be here today.

He was my coach,

my motivator, my inspiration.

My everything.

And nothing can change that.

Thank you.

Steffi, you already know

what's next for you?

Yeah, actually.

But I won't tell you.

Steffi!

Hey.

Hi.

I need to do something now

I've been dreaming of

for more than...

seven years.

And that is?

You know what's crazy?

Us?

Well, apart from that.

Tell me.

We've won everything in tennis.

Won Grand Slams, gold medals,

Davis Cup.

I think I won a little bit more.

True. But I haven't retired yet.

Okay. Combined, we won it all.

Mm-hmm.

But in spite

of all that winning...

I knew nothing of happiness...

about being happy.

I understand this only now...

right here...

with you...

because of you.

Promise me one thing.

-If we have kids--

-Uh, whoa.

Take it easy, Mr. Agassi.

I said if, not when. I said if.

Okay.

We raise them without tennis.

Promise.