02x04 - Episode 4

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What's this one about?

No, we're not watching that.

It's like a trillion hours long.

It's just The Beatles
sat in a room.

Josh already made
me watch it twice.

Who in a room?

The Beatles.

Never mind.

Do you have work to go
to at some point, Esther?

No, I quit, remember?

Oh, right! Because of the
teacher you had sex with.

No, because of...
everything else.

Right.

Do you have any, like,
work you need to do?

No, it's the nice thing about
being a digital nomad, babe,

I can make my own schedule.

Right, but, and maybe I've
forgotten, what is a digital nomad?

Let me tell you
about the future.

A world where you can
make our own money,

using the power
of the blockchain.

Right, so like crypto,
whatever? Yeah!

WHISPERS: Oh, no. Hmm?

It's great! Oh.

So... how's it going?

Oh, pretty badly. Big
crash the last few months.

But that's the time to
double-down, you know?

Do you want me to show you?

Didn't Georgia and Nina say
they're going to see a film later?

May-maybe we should
just go see a film.

Yeah. Yeah.

DOORBELL RINGS

Have you lost your key?

No, um, sorry, just thought
I'd let you know I was here.

You don't need to apologise,
it's your house too. Come on.

Oh, I like what you've
done with the place.

It's a mess, I know.

I did not know we'd
accumulated so much stuff.

I'm pretty sure that
most of it is yours.

OK, would you like red or green?

It's very efficient.
I don't mind.

Mm, let's go with green,

and let's start with this beast.

I think this was a wedding
present from your cousin.

Actually, I think
I gave that to you.

Our first Christmas. Last
Christmas too, I guess.

You're right. I'm... sorry.

Mm.

I'm assuming you don't want it?

Not sure what I'd do with it.

All right, Zack?
All right, Tiwa.

Didn't know you were round.
I'm staying for a few weeks.

Wait, a few weeks? You
didn't say a few weeks.

I mean, that's the
absolute top end.

I'm sure it'll all blow
over quicker than that.

You need a hand with this?
No, we're all right, thanks.

I could be like Judge Judy.

Cut sh*t in half when you
can't agree on who takes it.

Well, if you want to try
cutting this in half, go for it.

Nah, you're all right.

Farewell, Zack.

I see she's as big a
fan of me as always!

She never liked
my boyfriends. Mm.

Didn't she once try and convince
you that I had a secret family

in the States? OK, yeah, I
think that was a joke, mostly.

But, you know, you should
take it as a compliment.

She knew that you were
serious about marrying me.

Are you sure we're
doing the right thing?

We've sort of talked
about this, haven't we?

Sort of.

I just thought I should check.

We gave it our best
shot, didn't we?

We gave it a year.

Er, sorry, Zack,

would you give me
a minute? Sure.

It's just that we've
got dinner plans.

I just need to
sort something out.

Dinner plans? You know we're meant
to be seeing the buyers, right?

sh*t! Um, we don't both

need to be here,
do we? I guess not.

Sorry. Thank you.

I'll make it up to you.

Ahem... Oi!

SHE CLEARS THROAT

What is that?

What? Your satchel.

It's not a satchel,
it's a backpack.

Oh, is that what the French
schoolgirl who sold it to you said?

Well, I think it's
stylish and practical.

Look, it's even got a spot
for your name and address.

Ah, that's great when you
leave your house keys in it,

because then they'll know
exactly where to burgle!

That's a fair point. Mm!

So, um, Tiwa's now
apparently living with me,

and Zack's over, so I could...

..I could really do with
getting out of the house.

I don't know if you
fancied dinner later?

Of course. Yeah.

Does Zack want to join?

Joking, obviously.

I hope he's OK, though.
Great, it's a date.

And maybe afterwards,
you could...

..I don't know,
f*ck my brains out?

Absolutely. Um, we'll have to make
sure we put them back, though,

er, cos your brain's
great. I'll text you later.

Now, off you trot.

I'll trot right off.

Oh!

Bollocks!

Hey, Jude!

MAN: Come back! This
was a great idea.

I can't remember the last
time I watched a movie

when I wasn't on a ferry. Huh?

Can we get popcorn?
Er, yeah, in a minute.

Georgia! Nina!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, hi. Fancy
seeing you guys here! Hi.

Did you know we
were coming here?

No. No, we're not here to
see the Zendaya tennis film.

We're here to see the Minions.

You might have mentioned.

I just thought, you know,
you maybe want to hang out,

because we haven't really
seen each other in months,

and I hadn't heard from
you after the break-up.

Oh, well, you know, he's
my brother. It's tricky.

Sure, but we were friends first.
We were friends at school,

and it's not fair that I should
lose you too, like, lose everything,

just because of what Josh did.

It's really nice to have
you back, OK? How are you?

I'm all right.

Oh, she seems a little
bit down to me, you know,

but you don't
always realise that.

I'm fine! Finding my
feet again, you know?

Do you think you're going to
go back to the school, maybe?

Nah, I'm done. Those who
can't teach, do, you know?

Great! So, what's next?

Probably just chill out for a bit,
then off again. Maybe South America.

So, you're going
to travel, forever?

We're digital notepads. Nomads.

I said that.

You know what? I think
the film's about to start,

and I don't want to miss one
single Zendaya overarm serve, so...

You are just a horny little
goblin at the minute!

No more than usual.

Maybe we'll see you
at the party tomorrow.

Party? Josh's birthday
dinner, didn't he mention it?

It's a surprise,
love, and it's also,

it's-it's being hosted by Fola.

Right. Yeah.

sh*t.

Well, we've got
plans anyway, so...

Erm... Come on, Lars.

What about the Minions?

Bye.

Let's go. Wh... I...

So, she's just
staying there with

this hot Scandinavian guy?
I didn't say he was hot.

Mm, I'm assuming.
Let me have my fun.

Well, but, yeah, basically. I mean,
I'm not going to kick her out.

No, I don't want you
to. I'm fine with it.

Just that I won't
be over that often.

Yeah, that is fair enough.

Mm. SHE CHUCKLES

Which is not to say that I want
to move in with you either.

No, I panicked. No, look, I...

I've been thinking
about it today,

which is something I can do
when I have a little space.

Heard. Heard. Absolutely.

And I guess what I'm worried
about is that we started weird,

it continued weird, and I
just want to make sure that

it gets normal, you know? Hmm.

Am I keeping you from something?

Sorry! Footy scores.

You don't care about football.

Um, I need a wee, so
I'll just be two minutes.

SHE SCOFFS

Come on, pick up.

CALL REJECT TONE

DIAL TONE

Oh, glad you called, actually.

Does Georgia seem a little
bit weird to you right now?

Um, I wouldn't know.
I actually have to...

She keeps talking about
how hot everyone else is.

OK, is that-is that a problem?

It is when you haven't had sex
in, like, two-and-a-half months.

We got home from
the Zendaya film

and she's been in the shower
for an hour. Right, OK, I think

you're overthinking it. But
what if it's l*sbian Bed Death?

Yeah, that-that doesn't
sound like a thing.

It is! It's when you've
been together for ages

and you stop having sex.

OK, isn't that just
every relationship?

Well, not yours, apparently!
What if it's the baby thing?

Oh, God, what if it's cos I'm
putting off the baby thing?

Can we talk about my thing?
It's time-sensitive. Fine.

So, there was a misunderstanding

and I was meant to
go on a date tonight,

not with Fola,
with someone else.

SHE SIGHS

Are you still there?
Yep, I'm here.

So, um, I now can't get hold
of this person to cancel,

and I'm at dinner with Fola.

Is it ethical to
stand this person up?

Because I feel really bad.

I think the ethical thing
to do would be for you

to move to the woods, in
the middle of nowhere,

far, far away from other people!

LINE GOES DEAD

You all right? Thought that
you'd fallen in or something.

Yeah, er, just, um...

I need to go to work.

There's a-a work... emergency.

A work... emergency?

Yeah, it's, erm, a hard
drive crash, or... something.

I'll only be 20 minutes.


It really can't wait?

MUSIC: Walk Through
Fire by Yannis & The Yaw

♪ Well, I walk through fire

♪ I walk through flame

♪ The city burns

♪ While it says my name

♪ I feel like w*r now

♪ I feel like heat

♪ The time has come

♪ To claim the streets

♪ Oh, oh!

♪ Oh, oh!

♪ Keep, keep, keep, keeping on

♪ Keep, keep, keep,
keep, keeping on

♪ I keep

♪ Keep, keep, keep, keeping on

♪ Keep, keep, keep,
keep, keeping on

♪ I keep... ♪