01x04 - Chibi Villains Unite

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Way underground, we start our story ♪

In a Disney laboratory ♪

Super-duper confidential spot ♪

Where a bunch of crackpot scientists ♪

Said, "What the heck?

We're trying this" ♪

And grabbed up every story that we got ♪

They threw 'em all together

In a mash-up machine ♪

Produced a glowing orb

About the size of a bean ♪

Slid it underneath

The microscope and found ♪

A bunch of cutesy characters

Just fussing around ♪

-Fussing around ♪

-Fussing around ♪

They're Disney Chibis

With their own TV show ♪

-Hilarious ♪

-And very well-rehearsed ♪

We know the logic's murky

But who cares? They're quirky ♪

Welcome to the Chibiverse ♪

They're Disney Chibis

With their own TV show ♪

So stinking cute

Your heart is gonna burst

Ready, set, let's go ♪

Time for the show ♪

Welcome to the Chibiverse ♪

Wait, are we sure this was a good idea?

Uh

Chibiverse ♪

BOTH: Hello, Chibis!

I'm Molly McGee.

And I'm Penny Proud.

(cheers and applause)

And I'm so excited to be hosting today

with my new BFF Penny

that I made these life-sized

cardboard cutouts of us hugging!

Which is so nice

and definitely a normal thing to do.

Uh, we can't wait to show you

some Chibi adventures.

Plus, we'll be ending the show

with an all-out epic

BOTH: Chibi pet parade!

MOLLY: Where our favorite furballs

will show off their super-cute skills.

I can't wait for Puff to strut his stuff.

Suga Mama taught him to roll over,

play dead and pick locks.

But first, let's read from

our Chibiverse suggestion box.

Okay, "Chibiverse hosts

shouldn't be able to date

until marriage?"

Daddy!

(laughs nervously) Moving on.

Our next suggestion says,

"Chibi villains should be in charge

of the Chibiverse."

Wait, what? Who wrote this?

GLOMGOLD: We did.

(all laughing)

-(both gasp)

-It's all the Chibi villains!

Uh, while we try to sort out

this nonsense,

let's watch

some Proud Family Chibi adventures.

(screams)

-(clucking)

-(barking)

(expl*si*n)

(funky dance music plays)

(swinging rock music plays)

(pop synth music plays)

(record needle scratches)

(giggling)

(joyful squealing)

(giggling)

(tires screech)

(shrieks)

(cat caterwauls)

(indistinct shouting)

(horn blares)

(snakes hissing)

(car horn blaring)

(giggling)

(bones snap)

(laughter)

(laughs)

(laughter continues)

(laughs)

-(loud crash over phone video)

-(both laugh)

(both growl)

(all growl)

(plucking)

(snarls and howls)

(cries)

(dragon roaring)

(shushing)

Let me get this straight.

Instead of watching

a super-cute pet parade,

you want to take over the Chibiverse

for nefarious purposes?

That's right, human girl.

For too long,

these Chibiverse celebrations

have championed the saccharine,

the adorable, the cute.

Meanwhile, the Chibi villains

have been forced to the sidelines,

while our stories go untold.

Yeah, and being cute is for losers.

Hard disagree. But in the spirit

of the suggestion box, what do you want?

For every Chibi to say

that I'm the richest duck,

and not Scrooge McDuck!

(cackles)

(sighs)

The loud duck speaks for himself,

but what we desire is to rule

the Chibiverse with an iron fist!

(all laugh)

Hmm?

(gasps)

(clears throat) Whoa!

(chuckles)

(woman screams)

(grunts)

-(bones snap)

-(screams)

(giggles)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(sighs)

(roars)

(all scream)

(groans)

(teeth chattering)

(hoots)

(both laughing)

(creature snarling)

-(blows landing)

-(creature roaring)

(ringing)

-Hmm?

-(stomach rumbles)

(stomach rumbles)

(whistles)

(romantic music playing)

(both sigh)

(stomach rumbling)

(stomach rumbles)

(slurps)

(stomach rumbles)

(stomach rumbles)

(whistles)

(romantic music playing)

(grunts)

Uh, what do you think you're doing?

Redecorating.

We had no idea

Chibi villains felt left out.

And we've got some Chibi adventures

with villains.

Is this true?

Oh, you'll see.

(growls)

(roars)

(bells jingle)

(trumpet blares)

(screams)

(dance music plays)

(g*nsh*t)

(growls)

(blows raspberry)

(snarling)

(bell tolls)

(gasps)

(thunder crashes)

(dings)

(elevator bell dings)

(electricity crackles)

-(all scream)

-(loud crash)

(elevator bell dings)

(elevator bell dings)

(elevator bell dings)

-(electricity crackles)

-(elevator bell dings)

(thunder crashes)

(punches landing)

(thunder crashes)

(screams)

(laughs)

So? What you think?

Yes. You're right.

We saw ghosts, specters,

and then an adventure

in which the villain was defeated!

From now on, villains will do the winning.

Audrey, time for stage two of our plan.

Sure thing. This should be a blast.

-(all scream)

-(laughing)

Just as I thought.

Unbreakable magic locked cage.

Bummer.

Molly, you in danger, girl.

Not so fast, ladies.

Yes. And now with a c*ptive audience,

the Chibi villains are now in charge!

(all laughing)

I'm sorry I ever questioned

your thing for cardboard cutouts.

(electricity crackles)

(banjo music playing)

(cannon firing)

Arr!

Arr.

(all shouting angrily)

-(both giggle)

-Arr!

(whistling)

(burps)

-(barks)

-(all sob)

(angry shouting)

Whew.

(whirring)

(hair dryers crackle)

(timer ticking)

(wolf-whistles)

(timer beeping)

(blows raspberry)

(timer ticks, dings)

(timer dings)

(loud crash)

So, uh, how long do you think it'll take

for them to realize

those are just cardboard cutouts of us?

I don't know.

Some of these Chibis

aren't playing with a full deck.

Glomgold likes sharks.

(screams)

We've got to find a way

to stop these villains.

More importantly, save the pet parade.

I wish we had some help,

but all of our friends

are locked in a cage.

Locked. Molly, that's it!

Puff can pick locks, remember?

If you distract the villains,

I can make it to Puff

and get him to let all our friends out.

I was born to be a distraction.

Hello, fellow Chibi villains.

It's me, Evil-lizabeth.

You know, that villain

from that evil place.

She sounds evil.

I buy it.

(rumbling)

(both snort)

(all shriek)

-(teeth chattering)

-(horn honks)

(monkey shrieks)

(camera shutter clicks)

(elephant trumpets)

(cackles)

(roars)

(hisses)

-(screams)

-(roars)

(both scream)

(camera shutter clicks)

(plays melody)

Troy Bolton and Gabriella ♪

Met at a ski lodge party

On New Year's Eve ♪

(party favors blow)

He plays basketball ♪

She does decathlon ♪

But, like, for science and math.

Deep down, they both want to sing out ♪

They inadvertently

Try out for the school play ♪

Miss Darbus offers a callback ♪

That really ticks off Sharpay ♪

We'll come back to her later.

Now everyone in school's inspired ♪

To follow all their dreams ♪

Then Chad and Taylor ♪

Say, "No, no, no" ♪

Stay in your lane

Yeah, stick to the status quo ♪

Then they hatch a scheme ♪

To make Troy talk trash ♪

How did he not see that webcam? ♪

Gab gives up on the callback ♪

Subsequently ♪

Troy's basketball game's all off ♪

They make up

But Sharpay tells Miss Darbus ♪

To schedule the callback

At the same time ♪

As the basketball championship

And scholastic decathlon ♪

But through hacking the gym's power ♪

And some weird chemistry ♪

They make the callback ♪

Get cast as leads ♪

Even though Sharpay

Arguably earned it more ♪

Wildcats win their game ♪

Then they sing and dance ♪

We're all in this together ♪

I may be an evil villain,

but even I found myself

rooting for Troy and Gabriella.

PENNY: Puff, do your thing!

(all gasp)

The time has come, pets.

Today is our inde-pet-dence day.

(all cheer)

This can't be good.

Hey! Aah!

(screaming)

No! I will not be defeated

by a few mere pets.

HAMSTER: Too late, bro.

And you can stay there.

(growls) You've won this time, Chibis,

but we'll be back.

We'll

Most of us will be back.

(all cheer)

And now that we've restored peace

to the Chibiverse,

we can finally end the show with a

BOTH: Chibi pet parade!

(cow lows)

(barking)

Well, it looks like Chibi cuteness

triumphs over evil once more.

That's our show.

Thanks again for watching the

Chibiverse ♪

(upbeat music plays)