01x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

- Come on, we're losing them.

- Find your abundance.

I have to make it click, okay?

I'm going to get Bobby back.

And Jamie?

Your friend, Jamie.

- Yes, Jamie, obviously.

It goes without saying.

(dramatic music)

- There, there they are.

C'mon, drive faster.

Why aren't you driving faster?

- This is a residential zone.

- What?

(dramatic music)

(Bobby groaning)

- Where are we going?

These tights are so tight.

I like your weapon.

- Don't touch that.

(screaming)

- f*ck!

(ominous music)

- [Bobby] I can't feel my legs.

You smell like nails.

- Shut up

Stupid bloody thing

- [Alex] You lost them.

- Because she was

exceeding the speed limit.

- Because your

priorities are f*cked.

- Which way would you go?

- That way?

(car engine revving)

(indistinct chattering)

(Bobby groaning)

- Please don't cut me.

- Stay still.

- [Bobby] Get off me.

Get off me, you.

- [Hunter] Jesus!

Shut up.

Shut up.

- [Bobby] Oh my God, I know you.

I know you.

- f*ck it.

- Get off me, you.

You k*lled my friend.

You k*lled Thomas.

You k*lled Thomas,

my friend, Thomas.

- This is for your own good.

- No!

- Get away from him you b*tch!

(g*nsh*t blares)

(dramatic music)

(Jamie screaming)

- Get back.

(dramatic music)

Get back.

Get back.

Get back.

- You jammy b*tch.

- Bobby.

Are you okay?

- Hey.

I know you.

Thanks, for back there.

Honestly, I didn't

think you had it in you.

- You know what else is in me?

A baby.

In me, from you.

Well, either that, or

I ate some bad eggs

but they give me the shits

and I don't have any shits.

Well, apart from regular shits.

- Are you sure it's mine?

(mellow music)

- Look.

They were here.

- Oh my God, let's go.

- [Alex] Where are you going?

They were there.

Pip!

- [Pip] Jamie!

Jamie!

- Guys?

- [Pip] Oh my God!

Jamie!

- Alex.

Pip.

- Bobby.

- You made it.

- You all right?

- I'm fine.

- Holy sh*t, Pip.

You did it.

What kind of ESP telepathic-

- In "E. T."

When he's lost, they find him

near the town storm drain.

You remembered.

- We only watched it every

birthday for like seven years.

- What's "E. T."?

- You know, that

movie with the alien.

- Looks like a shaved ball sac.

- You shut your mouth.

You think you're funny?

You don't even know.

That film is everything

about friendship.

Elliott's only 10 and

no one, not his parents,

not even the Army.

No one but him goes the

extra mile for friendship.

No one.

- Pip.

It's okay.

You're my Elliot.

(somber music)

- It's getting late.

- You okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- So you k*lled her, eh?

The hunter.

- It wasn't me, it was all her.

I mean, she straight

up ex*cuted that b*tch.

- No, I didn't.

- You shot her with her own g*n.

- No, I didn't.

It was a tranquilizer g*n.

- What?

- You thought I k*lled her

and then you didn't

talk about it again?

- So she wanted me alive.

- Anyway, so we go back

to the coordinates,

and then what?

More waiting?

- The man on the phone,

he only answered

because I was a man.

So maybe I should just go alone.

- No, no, we are not

splitting up again.

- I mean, I go in

alone, then you three,

you join me later.

Then I'll vouch for

all three of you.

Okay?

Plan?

- Plan.

- Plan.

- Plan, Pip?

- Pip knows the score.

She's got this on lockdown.

Right, Pip?

Pip!

- Where have you taken us?

- [Pip] This is the

Wellness Center.

- Pip.

- Pip, turn around.

- Why have you done this?

- No!

- Turn around.

Drunk little Indian

boy they said ♪

Spouting off his mouth

'bout the great man's debt ♪

What's a little brag

between boys in the cell ♪

You never know who's

listening at the gates of hell ♪

They're like video stores

press rewind delete ♪

On those that don't work

that don't fit nice and neat ♪

In the future we'd say

he's worth something ♪

Hell I coulda been somebody ♪

Don't you know who I am ♪

Don't you know who I am ♪

In certain circles

well you can't touch me ♪

I'm a dance around ♪

You know I'm connected

to the powers that be ♪

Like Ali you ain't

got nothing on me ♪

You put my tail in jail is

this a place called hell ♪

Wheelin' and dealin'

on a Saturday night ♪

Caught between a calling

and a stitched up fight ♪

Brushing birds that

travel hell out of here ♪

Can you see me in your eyes ♪

Don't you know who I am ♪

Don't you know who I am ♪

(gentle music)

- What you did today,

I can't imagine how

hard that was for you.

- You're not gonna

hurt them, right?

Everything will go

back to the way it was,

like you said?

- You have my word.

You'll stay here tonight

for our annual sync feast.

- I'm coming to that?

- Why, Pippie.

You are the guest of honor.

- Hey, give me your tops.

- Incest.

- Come on, just

give me your tops.

(gentle music)

- You're a sh*t

McGyver, you know that?

- Yeah, well you're

a do nothing b*tch.

- I think you were supposed

to hold onto one end.

- You haven't been eating

bad eggs, have you?

(door buzzing)

(ominous music)

- I see my lucky girls can't

wait to be forever free.

You must be so excited

about the procedure.

If you could remove the

rest of your clothes,

underwear, jewelry,

and put these on.

- Okay.

Lane, you got me, all right?

I won't fight you.

- Please remove your clothes,

jewelry and put these on.

- Jamie's got nothing

to do with it.

You have to let her go.

- Have to

Why do I have to?

- Because she's pregnant.

- Oh my goddess.

Congratulations.

Pip didn't say.

- I didn't tell her.

- Oh.

(laughs)

You must have had such

fun with your house guest.

- Where is Pip?

- Not your concern.

- I need to talk to her.

- She talked to me.

She asked for everything to

go back to the way it was.

- Where is she?

- I'm sensing a

tone in your voice.

- You're a liar.

You're nothing but a liar.

- How am I a liar, sweetie?

- You just said everything

will go back to the way it was.

- And so it shall.

I remember when

Alex's mom came here.

Angry, stressed, in pain.

Now her mom dances.

She sings, she smells roses,

just like she did way back

before any of this

negativity started.

(screaming)

- f*ck you!

- Lane, please don't do this.

- Thank you for

your cooperation.

- No, no.

Give it back.

- Gorgeous.

- Oh my goddess.

(gentle music)

(gasping)

- Oh my goddess.

Wow.

- Pip, you look stunning.

- I've always thought this

about you, but you are my idol.

- I can't believe you found

a real, live

breathing human male.

- How do you do it?

- Don't crowd her.

I'll take you to your seat.

I'll just take her to a seat.

And when you get a chance,

you have to teach me

how you do you your

smokey eye, okay?

And how you get the

wings to flick out,

even the flick outness.

Cause it's difficult?

Okay, you sit here.

- Everyone, please be seated.

I cannot believe

how blessed we are,

this unprecedented syncfest.

Can you feel it?

The energy vibrating

in the room.

(women giggling)

Such excitement in the

air, such abundant hope.

It is my honor,

my unmitigated joy

to welcome new

committee member, Pippa,

to our-

- Welcome, Pippa.

- It's Pip. Just call me Pip.

- Pippin here has

brought to us today

a treasure, precious

as a saber tooth tiger.

Everyone, this is Robert.

- Hey, Robert.

- Robert will be

joining us for dinner

before I chaperone him to

government house in the morning.

And so without further

ado, let's drink and feast.

Carpe Futurum

- [Woman] Gosh, he

must be so hungry.

- [Woman] He's got good hands.

- They're prepping

the surgery now.

- Unless you wanna

not and say we did.

- I can't.

- You won't.

- I can't.

- Wait, you guys are together?

- Were.

- Silver linings, hey?

I don't have to eat out

a Lane lackey anymore.

- There are people out there

getting on with life, Alex.

There are people out there

that are actually happy.

We could've been them.

- You're blind.

- And you're blinkered.

You're so focused on

all the bad stuff,

you miss the good.

- I see the truth.

- The truth is

- What?

- I was falling

in love with you.

We made each other happy.

- How can I love you if I'm

not allowed to hate you?

- Goodbye, Alex.

- Bad bye, Constance.

- Bobby.

Bobby.

I know you're angry

with me right now

but one day you'll see that

I did this all for you.

Is that

- What?

- No, but look.

Is it finished because there's

so much meat on the bone?

- Oh, now you're my mother?

- If your mother wasn't

a wastrel, then yes.

- My mother was a saint.

And who's this wastrel?

It's not even a f*cking word.

- Absolutely, it is a word.

Otherwise, why would I use it?

- I mean, okay, so then she,

she just handed him

over on her own accord

and now her friends

are gonna get permed.

- Really?

- Uh-huh.

- [Woman] How is he

still talking to her?

- I don't know, because

he didn't even look at me.

And most people look at my face.

- Except her.

- Hello?

I'm empty.

- She has like this

perfect symmetrical face,

and she really suits her fringe.

And I also have,

if I do this way

and then that way, it's

also the same face.

- I reckon her

dress is so sharp.

- It's my dress.

I chose it for her.

- Really?

I have no memory of you

ever wearing that dress.

I was gonna say, do you think

that I would suit a fringe?

- I think I might get a fringe.

- [Michelle] You

should get a fringe.

- Yeah, you should get a fringe.

- Yeah, we should

all get fringes.

- Our guests of honor seem

to be getting on so well,

that I wonder, Pippie,

do you know Bobby slept with

your best friend, Jamie.

(laughing)

- No, no, no, no, no.

They didn't sleep together.

- Slept with?

I came in a cup.

- Oh! Oh!

Oh, cheers!

- Shut up!

The goddesses have

showered us with bounty.

Pipparella here

is ripe with lust.

- Lane, I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry if I gave you

the wrong impression.

We're not together or anything.

- No, no, no, no.

I'm so happy for

your abundant desire.

I want to share it with you.

The foreplay.

The flirting.

The flaunting.

You gifted us with dinner

and show, haven't they?

- Haven't they, Michelle.

- Yes.

- A love show.

- I love shows.

- Miss him.

- Same.

- Don't you?

Can't very well promise a show

and then not deliver on it,

can you, Michelle?

- No, you can't.

- No.

Pippy, my sweet apple Pip.

Embrace your abundance

and share it with us.

We want you two

love birds to kiss.

(women giggling)

We all want you to kiss.

It's a special night.

So come on, give

us a little kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

- [All] Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

- Boo, you got to

do it properly.

Gotta use tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

- [All] Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

Tongue.

(Bobby screaming)

- Help me hold him.

- Get the f*ck off me.

(indistinct chattering)

- What are you doing?

- Shut him up.

- Lane, no.

- Oh, come on.

You've been teasing

us all evening.

- No.

- Oh, we can make

him hard for you.

Lucky boy.

He wouldn't get hard

if he didn't want it.

f*ck him.

- What?

- What?

I said, f*ck him.

- Pip, no.

- You're drunk.

You're all drunk.

This is for you, Pipporella,

for your optimal self.

Celebrate your abundance.

Take what you want.

Either you take what you want

or you don't deserve my gifts.

Your seat at my table.

- But you said that

- f*ck him like he wants you

to or I perm your friends.

Do it.

(heavy breathing)

(women laughing)

- Pip.

Pip.

- [All] Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

- There's a good girl.

- [All] Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

Pip.

- No!

- No?

- Go f*ck yourself.

- What did you say to me?

- All this time, I thought you

wanted to change the world.

But you just wanted

to rebuild the old one

with you at the top.

You're elegant, you're charming.

Your skin game's a 10,

but you're so cliche.

A power hungry,

shriveled, old b*tch.

I just don't see

your appeal anymore.

Do you?

(dramatic music)

- Constance, take Pip

to be forever freed

with her friends.

- See? See what I mean?

- Constance, now.

I mean, right now.

- Yes, ma'am.

- Put her right this

second with the others

and bring 'em all

back so I can see.

- No.

No!

Get off me.

- More wine!

Dessert.

(dramatic music)

(drill buzzing)

(gentle music)