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02x01 - Part One

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lego Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy". Aired: September 13, 2024.*
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After finding an ancient relic that can rewrite reality at will, a young nerf-herder named Sig Greebling seeks out the solution to the changes with the help of an elusive Jedi long forgotten.

02x01 - Part One

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[♪ Adventurous music playing]

It's another LEGO Star Wars adventure!

Ooh. Look at that shiny logo.
Looks really nice.

[Sig] "A long time ago
in a galaxy far, far away…"

I always wanted to say that!

[♪ "Star Wars Main Title" playing]

"Rebuild the Galaxy: Pieces of the Past."

The galaxy has been remade.

Utilizing an ancient object
known as the Cornerstone,

time and space collapsed and recombined

"into a new galaxy when…"

[stammers] It's going so slow.
You know what? I'ma do this my own way.

I'm Sig Greebling.

I'm a Force Builder, which basically means
I can build stuff using the Force.

[chuckles] A little while ago,

I accidentally mashed up the galaxy
we all know and love for good.

[chuckling] It was crazy.

Good guys became bad guys.

I'll get you, Greebling!

Bad guys became good guys.

I find your abundance of faith
encouraging!

And some people just got plain weird.

Hey, I'm Luke Skywalker
but different and weird.

Even the ships and planets are different.

At first I thought I wanted to go home,

but it turns out
I kinda like this new galaxy.

I made some amazing new friends.

Um, hi?

Oh, wow. I'm in the crawl!

[groans] Act like you been here, droid.

There's just one problem.

My brother in this galaxy
is kinda, sorta an evil Sith.

Wonder what he's up to right now.

[♪ Mysterious music playing]

[Force rumbling]

I know it's here.

[gasps]

Who are you?

We are the Daysisters,

protectors of all that is light
in the galaxy.

Why do you tread in our sacred grove?

This place, I've seen it every night
in my dream, calling to me.

There's power here, power that will
help me reclaim my galaxy.

Be gone, Sith Lord.
You are not welcome here.

You shall find our strength different
than any that you have faced before.

[chuckles] And why's that?

[roaring]

-[panting]
-[grunts]

Welcome to Dathomir.

[roars]

[shrieks, panting]

Dev.

Sig, wakey-wakey. Today's the big day!

[groans] Servo,
I just need a few more hours.

I thought you might say that, and so,

I have prepared an alarm
to gently encourage you to get up.

Wake up, gotta go! Wake up, gotta go!

-Wake up!
-Okay. Okay. [sighs]

You ready to strap in?

[♪ Adventurous music playing]

[panting]

Whoo-hoo! [grunts]

[Servo] Jump, duck, slide! Jump again!
Use the Force! Oh, so good!

Servo, this is not helping.

Jedi Bob, why do I have to
have Servo on my back?

Because it's so funny! [laughs]

-I mean, look at those little stumpy legs.
-[Servo laughs]

And don't call me Jedi Bob.
I am officially your Master now.

Master Afol. That's what I am to you.

Now concentrate, Sig.

All you have to do is ring the bell.

Easy. Or is it? [laughs]

It's not! So show me what you've got.

[Sig] I guess it's time to fly.

[Servo] Aye aye, captain!

[Sig] Let's go U-wing!

-Whoo!
-[chuckles]

Whoa!

-Oh, come on!
-He's changing the course.

[on comms] Oh. Tricky, tricky, Jedi Bob.

[Jedi Bob on comms, laughs]
Are you having fun? I'm having fun!

[Sig on comms, laughs]
You wanna see some fun?

All right, let's take this
back to the ground.

AT-TE walker!

Awesome!

All right, almost there.

An infiltrator? That's not fair!

I never said the bell couldn't fly.

[laughs] I make the rules!

Go get it, Sig!

You can do it, Sig!

What's faster, what's faster,
what's faster?

Uh, TIE Interceptor!

[exhales sharply]

[grunts]

-[rings]
-[cheers] I did it!

And I provided emotional support!

It's an equal victory!

Yay! We're flying!

Did you see that, Jedi Bob?
I… I mean, Master Afol.

I'm mildly impressed.

Well, I feel like
my Force Building has come a long way

since we got to Alistan Nor.

[stammers] I mean,
I suppose it's improved a… smidge.

More than a smidge,
and all because I have a great teacher.

So great, I think he should be
teaching other people too.

A community of Force Builders
here on Alistan Nor.

[stammers] I don't know.
But we're already so cramped.

You know?

Uh, you know, one student
is more than enough for me.

I never wanted to be a teacher.
It's too much pressure.

Even the best teachers
make horrible mistakes.

Anyway, why are you even bringing this up?

I had a dream about Dev.

At least I think it was a dream.

He was on Dathomir
searching for something.

Something powerful. Something terrifying.

It was just a dream, Sig.

I had a dream about
a mean krayt dragon last night.

You don't see me worrying.

[Sig] You don't understand.

I had this feeling he was in danger,
and only I could save him.

Last time I saw him,
I was so close to getting him

to embrace the light side, but I failed.

But imagine if Dev had a teacher like you?

Maybe we could get him back.

Sig. I know you wanna believe
Dev can be redeemed,

but, hard truth time, it ain't happening.

I'm sorry.

Hard truths are always the worst ones.

[ship approaching]

Yesi!

-I can't believe she's here!
-[panting]

It's been months. How's my hair?

[groans] No matter what you do,
it always looks the same.

[shouts]

There they are. My two favorite Jedi.

And I'm here as well!

Believe me, I know. [chuckles]
How are you, Servo?

Actually, ever since Dev deconstructed me,
very naughty,

and Sig brought me back,

I've been exploring
what it means to be truly alive.

I'm hoping to experience every emotion
a living creature can have.

I'm on a spiritual journey!

It hasn't been annoying at all.

[chuckles] So…

What brings the famous
death-defying pilot Yesi Scala

to a backwater planet like Alistan Nor?

[chuckles] So famous the Alliance has
got me making boring supply runs.

I was in the sector, so, uh…
[clicks tongue] …yeah.

Anyways, how about some dinner?
I am starving.

[Servo] Huzzah!

Let's have a relaxing evening
with not a care in the world!

[Servo snoring]

Snore noise.

Snore out noise.

Since when do droids snore?

They don't.
Uh, Servo programmed himself that way.

Mmm. Lucky us.

Yep, I'm going to meditate.

If you just find a pile of clothes
in the morning,

it means that I became one with the Force.

Otherwise, I'll see you at breakfast.

[sighs]

All right, Yesi, what's going on?

You know you can talk to me, right?

It's just… with the Empire gone
and the Sith in hiding,

what am I even doing? Hauling crates?

You're helping people.

I'm just worried I don't have
a place in the new galaxy.

I'm a Rebel at heart.

How can you be a Rebel
if there's no one to rebel against?

-Yesi, I-I'm…
-[whirring]

Did you hear that?

What is that thing?

-[gasps]
-[gurgles]

[chuckles] Is that a baby Yoda?

Hey, there, little one.

[in baby voice] You're so cute.
Yes you are, with your…

With your big ol' eyes
and your big ol' ears

and your green, wrinkly, old man skin.

He's so cute, I can't take it!

I can't even meditate in peace.

What is going on out h…

We found a baby Yoda!

The baby's name is Grogu, baby.
Cute, isn't he?

I mean, who can resist that face?

-[chuckles]
-Aw.

[in baby voice] Aw, he's adorable.
Look at...

-Wait a minute. Who are you?
-[yelps]

I'm the Landolorian.

I'll be the administrator
of this beatdown.

Sig, look out! They're bounty hunters.

[grunting]

Jedi Bob!

He's got a sub-thermal detonator!

Sub-thermal?

As in freezing us in carbonite!

-[coos]
-[Jedi Bob, Sig, Yesi shriek]

[Landolorian] This is the way.

-My way.
-[coos]

Let's get them on the ship, baby.

Okay, I've had a little recharge,
and I'm ready to…

Where is everybody?

[ship powers up]

Oh. Okay, yeah, no, no, no, no…
[stammers] …this is very bad.

[pants] What can I do?

Oh, okay. Yeah, that would be cheeky.

[roaring]

I will find this power that calls to me.

No matter what. I will have my revenge.

Ha! There it is.

Dev, Dev, no, it's too dangerous!

Where am I?

Nowhere good.

Time to wake up, insolent child.

Darth Rey.

I…

I think I know this place.

What are we waiting for?

Let's just destroy them
and be done with it.

I'm going to take you apart,
piece by piece,

throw you in a bacta tank to heal you,
and then do it again.

You Sith heads talk too much.

You're right, old man.
The time for talk has passed.

Now's the time for brutal action.

After Darth Dev's defeat,

we needed a way to bring
the Alliance to its knees without him,

and Darth Jyn Erso came up
with quite a plan.

No. This can't be the…

[♪ Ominous fanfare plays]

The Death Star? That's impossible!

He called it a "Death Star."

We've been calling it a "battle ball."

Why didn't we think of that?
Oh, I'm so angry!

Enough. No matter what it's called,

we now have the power
to destroy any planet we desire.

So which planet will it be, Sig?
Your choice.

Oh, you know,
that's such a tough call, Darth Rey.

[stammers] Maybe, let's just sleep on it.

I don't think so.

Now you shall witness the power

of this fully armed and operational…

Battle ball!

[clears throat] Um, actually,

the secondary defensive lasers
are still offline,

so I would say it's mostly armed
and nearly operational.

Are you contradicting me?
I hate getting contradicted!

Sorry to interrupt your groovy party,

but it's time for us
to collect our bounty.

You paid for the best, and we delivered.

Oh, yes. The Landolorian.

Now that we're in charge,

the gratitude of the most powerful people
in the galaxy

should more than suffice as payment.

Not paying a bounty hunter
after he already did the job?

[chuckles] Are you really gonna take that?

This is not the way.

Perhaps you'd prefer to negotiate?

This deal's getting worse all the time,
isn't it, baby?

We're unstoppa...

-[yelps] What just happened?
-[exclaims]

We're being attacked by a single ship?

Now I know what it feels like
to be a brave little droid!

Fire the lasers!

Um, do you remember when I said
the secondary lasers were offline?

[laughs]

[clamoring]

[Ackbar Trooper 1] Run away! Run away!

-[grunt exclaims]
-[gasps]

You fools. I'll do this myself.

[grunting]

Oh! It's the Darksaber.
That-That's really cool.

Stop being impressed.
We need to get out of here.

[grunting]

-[shrieks]
-[gasps]

Get ready, Sig. This could be our chance.

-Surprise sneak attack!
-[shrieks]

-Walked right into it.
-Yesi, get us out of here!

You can thank me for being amazing later.

Let's go.

Grogu, think we could get
those lightsabers back real quick?

[gurgles]

Thanks, you adorable little tyke, you.

[growling]

Destroy them!

I'm going to do what I should've done
during our last duel! [grunts]

It's okay to say you missed me.

-[Darth Rose Tico grunts]
-You know, you were a hero in my galaxy.

Then I was weak!

[grunts] Are you playing sabacc?

I love that game.

I'm sorry, don't let me interrupt.

-[Jedi Bob breathes, clamors]
-Whew.

[Ackbar Trooper 2, Sig shriek]

[Jedi Bob panting]
Why are there so many stairs?

Should we do something for luck?

You don't need luck when you're this good.

[both] Whoa!

Glad you came to your senses.
You never should've trusted a Sith.

Nothing we hate more than a slimy,
double-crossing, no-good swindler.

[grunts, groans] There goes the knees.

[Servo screaming]

Follow me!

Come on!

[Darth Rey growls]

JB, the floor!

[growl, shout]

Disgusting.

This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to me.

[shrieks]

[Darth Rey, Darth Rose Tico,
Darth Kit Fisto screaming]

-Should we help them?
-Eh, let's just let 'em squirm a bit.

Not bad, kid. If you're ever
on Landalore, look us up.

You ever party with a Mythosaur?

Crazy.

Look, I know he kidnapped us and all,
but the Landolorian is so cool.

-So cool!
-Oh, and Grogu? Precious.

Would love to see more of that little guy.

Attention baddies,
you have been bested by Servo!

Let's get off this battle ball.

-[Darth Rose Tico growls]
-Let us out of here!

Let's just smash our way out!

You fool. We created
these cells to hold Jedi

before that Rebel scum stole it
from us. We're trapped.

Oh, guess what? I realized
I was wrong to serve the dark side.

-I'm all about the light side now.
-[speaks Poobian]

Knock off the racket.
Do not make me come back there.

Did we really have to bring
all the Sith on board?

We couldn't exactly leave them
on the planet-destroying super weapon.

I don't see how this could
come back to haunt us in any way.

How did you find us anyway, Servo?

[singsongy] Uh-uh-uh, a droid never tells.

We have bigger things to worry about.

We need to contact the Alliance

and tell them
we've got prisoners for them,

-and we need to...
-Wait. I have to tell you something.

When I was in carbonite, I saw Dev again.
He's hurt, and he's in danger.

It's-It's not a dream, Jedi Bob.

It's real and happening right now,
and he needs me.

Your attachment to Dev, it can lead to...

To the dark side? I don't believe that.

What if my attachment to Dev

is the only thing that's keeping him
from being fully consumed?

The last trace of light.

Maybe I can save him
from the path he's on.

-I don't know, Sig.
-I have to know.

You don't have to come,
but I'm going to Dathomir.

-Yesi, can you...
-I've already laid in a course.

Uh, before we go,
there's something I need to do.

Will only take a sec.

[vocalizing]

[imitates blaster, imitates expl*si*n]

All good now. We can go.

[♪ Mysterious music playing]

I can feel him.

Our connection,
it's more powerful than ever.

There. Dev is there. Take us down, Yesi.

[Servo] Wow. So stony.

This is the place I saw in my dream.

What is that thing?

It's an ancient place of power.

There were places like this in my galaxy.

No one knows who built it.

-That was where...
-Look.

I don't understand.

I can feel the power here,
but I can't make it mine.

Why did it call to me?

We can take him.

No. Let me talk to him. Stay out of sight.

Be careful, Sig.

-Dev.
-Greebling, what are you doing here?

We have to get out of here.
This place isn't safe.

No. This place will give me the strength
to take revenge on you and all my enemies.

I've spent enough time with you to know

-there's still good in you...
-Wrong!

You just confused me last time.

Made me think we could be true brothers.

I never should've spared your life.

-Dev...
-[Jedi Bob] No!

Jedi Bob, stay back. I'm handling this.

You heard him, Sig.
He's consumed by darkness.

It's time to end this.

I should've known it was a trap.

Dev, no. No, I... [stammers]

Darth Devastator!

[Sig, Jedi Bob grunting]

[groans]

-Jedi Bob!
-[Servo] JB!

One last time, brother. Just you and me.

It doesn't have to be like this, Dev.

Of course it does.

[strains]

[shouts]

[grunting]

[voice] Yes. Use your power.

What's happening?

[grunting continues]

[strains]

[gasps]

[voice] Just a little more.
Build, break, build, break.

That voice. It can't be.

Sig, Dev, you have to stop
before it's too late!

-[Darth Dev, Sig shouting]
-[Jedi Bob] No!

[yelps]

[♪ Ominous music playing]

[yelps]

[groans]

Who are you?

Has it been so long?

Tell them, Bobarian Afol.

His name is Solitus.

He was my Master.

He betrayed the Jedi.

But I sent you to Forcehold!

Jedi Bob, what's with all the secrets?
Seriously.

And what's Forcehold?

A place beyond time and space.

-My prison.
-Don't listen to him!

But my visions of power… how did you...

You two were the key to my escape.

Brothers, one light, one dark.

I needed you to use your abilities
here in this place,

so I manipulated you from afar
with dreams of what you desired most.

For poor, tortured Dev,
power beyond measure.

For naive Sig, your wayward brother.

And how well my puppets danced for me.

But why?

Force Builders, Sith Breakers,

you're just little children
with laser swords,

playing a silly game that will never stop.

Until now.

It's time to put away childish things.

Soon this galaxy will know peace.

Endless night.

An eternal dark age.

[sighs]

Yeah, I'm not gonna help you
unmake the galaxy.

[♪ Heroic music playing]

If anyone's gonna control this galaxy…

It's gonna be me.

Ah, youth.

Someday you will realize
just how right I am.

Perhaps seeing Forcehold for yourself
will help you to understand.

[Sig, Dev shout, echoing]

-[both gasp, strain]
-Solitus, no!

Fare thee well.

[both screaming]

No! Sig!

[♪ Dramatic music playing]

How I've dreamed of this moment,
my young Padawan.

I have so much still to teach you.

New ways of torment.

[muffled] Jedi Bob. Jedi Bob,
[normal voice] snap out of it.

We're out of our league here.

[roaring]

-What in the...
-Jump on if you want to live.

[both grunt]

Run if you must, Bobarian Afol.

It matters not.

This galaxy's time has already run out.

[♪ "Star Wars Main Title" playing]