01x03 - The Hybrid Horror!

[bunniefuu]

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[CROWD EXCLAIMS]

The gnocchi alla
sorrentina is to die for.

Oh,
and the corn dogs are most awesome too.

Just down the
boardwalk and on the left.

If you see a Pachycephalosaur,
you've gone too far!

[FOOTSTEPS RUMBLING]

[♪♪♪]

[ROARS]

[ALL SCREAMING]

My hot dogs!

No!

[ROARS]

[DINOSAUR ROARING]

[♪♪♪]

[GROWLS]

I must lead this
thrilling-but-dangerous beast

away from our beloved guests.

[ENGINE REVS][TIRES SQUEAL]

[ROARS]

Look out! A dinosaur!

[SCREAMS]

Phew!

[DINOSAUR ROARS]

Once I get her into the jungle,

our highly-trained security
forces will humanely pacify

this terrifying-but-exciting
monstrosity!

[SCREAMS]

[WHIMPERS]

[ROARING]

[♪♪♪]

[SCREAMS]

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[ROARING]

[SCREAMS]

WU: The Double-Rex.

Twice the size,
twice the thrills!

Coming soon to Jurassic World!

What do you think, Mr. Masrani?

Uh... Mr. Masrani?

Ha, ha! Almost got me that time!

[GIGGLES]Um...

Mr. Masrani?

What do you think of
my Double-Rex idea?

I think I double-don't like it!

A giant version of a
dinosaur we already have,

running wild through the park,

threatening poor,
innocent people,

and especially poor,
innocent me!

I also think, Dr. Wu,
that Jurassic World

doesn't need bigger dinos,

it needs cooler dinos.

You two had better

come up with something
new and exciting

to pack in the visitors,

before I forget
why I'm paying you.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I suddenly have a
brilliant idea for a new ride.

[SIGHS] Where's Claire?

I need her working
on that right away.

WU: Wait! Uh...

What about returning to

the notion of hybrid dinosaurs?

[SKEPTICALLY] Hmm...

Didn't your last
efforts in that area

nearly lead to disaster
and extreme danger

to park personnel and guests?

Well... Yes.

Okay! Just wanted to make
sure I remembered that correctly.

Go on!

I believe earlier
miscalculations

have been corrected,

and we've been
working on an idea

for a spectacular
new dinosaur hybrid!

We haven't
bothered to mention it

because it's not
quite ready yet.

Also, we really need to do
extensive testing before we...

It's going to be spectacular!

When will my spectacular
new hybrid be ready?

Well,
it will take a little while.

[GROWLS UNHAPPILY]

A very little while?

Hmm? Like, a few days.

[GRUNTS]I mean, hours.

[MOANS SADLY]

Check back after lunch.

Wonderful! Now where
has Claire gotten to?

[WHISTLING]

That's what I like to see!

A junior park utility specialist

who's not afraid to
polish a doorway.

Well done!

Danny, did you see that?

Why won't Dr. Wu listen to me?

We don't even know if
we can create a hybrid,

or if it'll be safe.

I know, right?

If you want a lab
run the right way,

you'll probably have
to leave Jurassic World

and go to work
as chief scientist

for a competing
dinosaur-based theme park!

I really should, you know?

It would serve Dr. Wu right.

Yes! What?

I didn't say anything.

[SLURPS]

[♪♪♪]

OWEN: Green pile, please!

[DINOSAURS CHITTERING]

Red pile!

Red pile, please!

Yellow pile!

Whoa!

Owen? What are you doing?

All of this belongs to somebody,
you know.

Somebody who left this trailer
in the jungle for a few decades

and probably forgot about it,
that's who.

I'm just cleaning it
out before I move in.

And if the owner
comes back for his stuff?

He'll find it all in
storage waiting for him

in perfect condition.

And if he wants the trailer too,

I'll move out and back
into company housing.

Yellow pile, Charlie.[CLICKS]

[CHITTERING]

I like that you've got
the raptors helping out.

Mainly,
I'm getting them used to my voice.

Plus, I'm teaching them colors.

CLAIRE: And how's
that working out?

They're still learning,
Claire. Give them a break.

[SCOFFS] I thought by
now you'd have the raptors

walking on tightropes
or something.

Can't you train them any faster?

[GROWLS EXCITEDLY]

[CHIRPS]

[SHRIEKS]

Aw, it's okay, Blue.

Easy, girl.

They're babies, Claire.[PURRING]

You can't rush nature.

Give them time.

[♪♪♪]

Stop yakkin' and go to lunch or somethin',
will you?

[♪♪♪]

[GROWLING]

Nice puppy...

I just need this little tape.

Got a picture of a treasure map on it,
see.

[GROWLING]

Not-so-nice nasty lizards.

[SHRIEKS]

[GROWLING CONTINUES]

[CHITTERING]

[RED BARKS]

Huh?

What are they looking at?

Claire!

I have been looking
everywhere for you!

I've had a brilliant idea
for the Blazing Comet:

A roller coaster ride themed
around being pursued by...

What are all these priceless
artifacts doing on the ground?

An original Jurassic
Park teacup!

[GASPS] An original
Jurassic Park stapler!

An original Jurassic
Park electric toothbrush!

What kind of animal
would just dump them here?

The kind of animal who
has his own toothbrush?

Mr. Masrani,
what were you saying

about a roller coaster?
SIMON: Never mind.

The construction department
can build that ride in their sleep.

I need you to personally oversee

our new "Origins of Jurassic
Park" historical exhibit,

to open immediately.

Historical exhibit, say what?

Immediately? I want every one

of these treasures on display

right in the middle of
the Innovation Center.

Don't just stand there, Owen.

Help me load.

[♪♪♪]

Danny,
I couldn't grab the tape here.

But it's actually
on its way to you.

[♪♪♪]

WU: Allison?

Could you please bring me

the sodium chloride
irrigation fluid?

Uh-huh. Yes, mm-hmm.

[MUTTERING]

[SIGHS] Much better.

I've been working so
hard on the hybrid concept,

my eyes are very tired.

I can only imagine.

So how exactly
have you corrected

"earlier miscalculations"?

And how do you
plan to turn an embryo

into a full-grown hybrid
dinosaur by this afternoon?

Ah! I'm glad you asked.

Regarding the calculations,

I moved a decimal
point to the left.

No, to the right.

I'm sure it doesn't matter.

As for the embryo growth,

I've reprogrammed the
nucleonic bombardment cannon

I used in our
previous experiments.

But Dr. Wu, you can't just skip

the natural maturation process.

If we don't run more tests,

there's no telling what
could happen! Hmm.

They'll probably name
the process after me.

For science![CLINKS]

[WHIRRING]

[♪♪♪]

[GASPS] "The Wu Process."

[DINOSAUR CROAKING]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[♪♪♪]

[ROARING]

This is not good.[GRUNTS]

Well, Allison,
I'd say this new process of yours

could certainly
use some refining.

[GRUNTS][GROANS]

[COUGHS]

How am I supposed
to turn this...

junk into an historical exhibit?

Can I give you a hand?

I have some free time.[SLURPING]

Oh! Danny, that would be great.

I could really use the help.

[LAUGHS EVILLY]

Where is that tape?

[GRUNTING]

We don't have time
to sort through this.

Just put things on pedestals.

Eh, right. Gotcha.

[♪♪♪]

[SIGHS] The only
value this old thing has

is as an example of
ancient video technology.

There it is!

Just like Sinjin said!

[GROANS] We're going to
need a high-tech security system

for all this stuff.

You know,
that pedestal doesn't look right

next to that case.

Could you switch those
two around for me?

Uh, sure.

Sure thing.

[GRUNTING]

Better...

but now that third one
has to move up here.

[GRUNTING]

[CLICKS TONGUE] Eh,
see now it's all

too matchy-matchy, y'know?

What if you put the second one

where the third one was?

[GROANS]

[HORN HONKS]

Oh, hey Simo... Eh!

No time for chit-chat, Owen.

We need to get these

historical treasures
back to the park.

Also,
I have to get back to the lab,

so Dr. Wu can unveil
my new hybrid dinosaur!

[CHITTERING]What?

Think I should
have a bigger truck?

Did you say hybrid dinosaur?

Yes! Isn't it wonderful?

It's two dinos in one.

It's not wonderful.

That's a terrible idea.

MAN [ON RADIO]:
There's a hybrid dinosaur

loose on Main Street.
What a terrible idea.

Get in the truck! You guys too.

Maybe you can help me
lead her into a paddock.

[GRUNTING]

MAN [ON RADIO]: Seriously,
a hybrid dinosaur

is the worst idea
I can think of!

Help!

Ugh. Can't we have
one day without a crisis?

[♪♪♪]

Hello, beautiful.

Danny. Come help
me with crowd control.

But... But...

[ROARS]

She is magnificent.

And she's also
running straight toward

my new roller coaster!

One of my brilliant
ideas is about to wreck

another of my brilliant ideas.

That can't happen. Okay, okay.

Hang on.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[HORN HONKS]

[ROARS]

Yes! Heh-heh.

We saved them both.

Something's wrong.

That dino didn't look
angry. She looked scared.

[DINOSAUR
ROARS][PEOPLE SCREAMING]

She doesn't look scared now.

It's the Egg Spinner ride.

It's calming her down.

Wonderful! Problem solved!

No, problem worse. Look!

Form a perimeter
around the... perimeter.

Set Taser batons
to zap really hard.

Drone pilot,
prepare to launch capture net.

Vic! Vic,
listen to me. Stand down.

This dino is not a threat.

VIC [ON RADIO]: Don't you worry,
nature boy!

We'll have this situation
handled before you can say

"justified and appropriate
use of force." Okay, everyone.

This is the moment
we've all been waiting for.

Zap city! Whoo!

GUARDS: Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

[ROARING]

[SQUAWKS]

[PURRING]

OWEN: She's a baby.

She looks like
a full-grown dino,

but she's just a baby.

[GROWLS]

[SCREAMING]

I gotcha. I gotcha!

Oh, shucks, I really thought

I was gonna catch you. My bad.

[ROARS]

Aah! She's headed right for us!

GUARDS: Hup! Hup! Hup!

What do you think she weighs?

Twelve tons? Fifteen?
Hm. Fifteen. Vic!

Eh. Step back, I got her.

OWEN: You're only
scaring her more.

[GUARD SCREAMS]Okay.

Fire the net!

[MEN GROAN]

[CLICKING CLICKER]Over here.

It's okay, girl.[GROWLING]

Nobody's gonna hurt you.

You're safe here.[CROAKS]

[CHITTERING]Blue, not now.

Get back in the truck.[CROAKS]

Oh, good,
Owen and the raptors have it under control.

[ROARS]Whoa. Whoa!

[SCREAMING]

Owen!

[SCREAMING]

[ENGINE STARTS,
TIRES SCREECHING]

[OWEN WAILING]

Owen, are you okay?

Never better. Nice catch.

[ROARING]

[♪♪♪]

[BARKING]

We have to rescue the hybrid.

She's not a monster,
she's just a baby.

But she's, like, 12 tons.

I guessed 15.

She's grown-up on the outside,

but she's got a baby dino brain.

The poor thing's terrified.

Thankfully,
her armored shell is protecting her.

Red, you're in charge.

Make sure the raptors
stay in the truck.

[BARKING]

[♪♪♪]

Claire, come with me.

And Simon...

Uh...

Don't come with me.

Agreed. This seems like

an excellent place for me to be.

Nope![GRUNTS]

You're staying with me.

What for?

In case they need bait.

You look much tastier than me.

Oh. Heh, it's true.

I do have flava.

[SLURPS]

[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

[♪♪♪]

She can't have gone far.

I think I see her.

[GROANS]

Okay, that's adorable.

That's right.[CLICKING CLICKER]

You know I won't hurt
you. You can trust me.

I'm in charge here.

Well, technically,
I have seniority.

I mean,
you're barely a freelancer.

Oh,
ha. This is that alpha thing.

Continue. Thank you.

I'm not gonna let anything happen to you,
girl

[GROANS]

That's it.

[SNORTS, SIGHS]

[♪♪♪]

No one's gonna hurt
you while I'm around.

I'll go tell security
to clear a path

to an open sector up north.

[SIGHS]

[♪♪♪]

[HELICOPTER
WHIRRING][SIREN WAILING]

[GASPS, ROARS]

Everyone remain calm.

Park security has the
situation under control!

[GROWLING]No, no, no, no, no!

I've got a couple hundred
tranquilizer darts up here

with that dino's name on 'em!

Does anyone know
that dino's name?

That doesn't matter!

Fire in the hole!

[GROWLING]

No! Hey, over here!

Look at me!

[GROWLING SOFTENS]

That's right.

[GROANS]

Vic! The hybrid
is under control.

[♪♪♪]

Hey!

Stay with me, girl. Focus.

[GROANING]

No! Focus!

Focus!

[ROARS]

[SIGHS]

Is baby all snug in her blankie?

VIC [ON MEGAPHONE]: Nice grab!

Stationary targets are
always easier to zap, ha, ha.

What? No!

VIC: I said, stationary!

[GROANS]

[ALL GASP]

[♪♪♪]

[g*nshots]

[ALL SIGH]

[ALL SNORING]

Keep rocking her,
Claire. I think she likes it.

I'm not rocking, I'm dodging.

You have to stop Vic.

[♪♪♪]

I'm on it.

Red! Blue!

[WHISTLES]

[BARKS]

[GROANS]

[PANTS, GASPS][GASPS, SNORES]

Ha, ha. At last,

my uncle's videotape
will be mine!

[SQUEALS] Oh, no.

[SNORING]

Okay, Blue. Green!

[SQUAWKS]

Oh. Blue, listen to me!

Press the green button!

[SQUAWKS]

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

Whoa!

Claire, I want hazard pay!

[GRUNTS]

OWEN: Whoa, Vic! Vic!

Feels like hittin'
a 20-ton dinosaur

with a tranquilizer dart
should be easier than this.

[GRUNTING] Vic.

Huh, hey, Grady. Stop sh**ting!

Can't talk now. We've
got a situation here.

I gotta neutralize the target.

But the target has already
been rocked to sleep.

Look.

[SNORING]

Ha. Mission accomplished.

Now that's what I call teamwork.

Up high!

Hey, those raptors of yours

are down there too.

You want me to tranq them?

No! No, that's okay, Vic.

You've done more than enough.

Yeah. I have, haven't I?

[♪♪♪]

[ENGINE POWERS DOWN]

[♪♪♪]

[CROAKS]

[METAL CLATTERS]

What?

You really want to leave

a baby out here all by herself?

She won't be by herself.

She'll have the other
unsuccessful hybrids

we brought to this sector.

She's not like a human baby.

She's still a dinosaur,

and this is her natural habitat.

She'll do fine.

It's okay.

Come on. You'll be safe here,
sweetie.

[CROAKS]

[CHUCKLES] Sure.

And out here,
her baby brain can grow

at its own pace,
like nature intended.

You can't rush nature, Claire.

Terrible things happen.

Okay, I get it.

I just wish you'd get the
raptors trained and ready

before Simon comes up
with another insane idea.

SIMON [ON RADIO]: Claire!

I need you here right away.

I've had the
most brilliant idea!

I didn't hear anything.
Did you hear anything?

Nope. Not a thing.

[SNORING]

[GASPS] Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

How long was I out?

[MONITORS BEEPING]

[PANTING]

The tape, the tape,
the tape, the tape!

[GASPS]

The tape has been
locked away forever

in a hermetically-sealed case

with an impenetrable
laser security alarm

so a never-ending crowd
of park guests can stare at it.

[SOBS]
Why me?

[SOBBING]