01x38 - Claudus

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

Ooh. Ah. Ooh.

[sniffing]

Ah, now

that's a good sword.

[sniffing]

Ah, now

that's a good sword.

[inhales deeply]

Eh, this one's just okay.

[gasps]

Whoa.

This sword is the most beautiful

sword I've ever seen.

Besides the Sword of Omens,

of course.

[sniffs] Now that's

a good sword.

I bet this one smells

really good too.

That's the Blade of Revenge.

[gasps] The Blade of Revenge?

Never heard of it?

It's only

the coolest sword ever.

You just think about

your greatest enemy

and the sword will lead you

right to 'em.

Oh, and best part?

As long as you're fighting

for revenge, you'll never lose.

Whoa! Blade of Revenge:

show me my greatest enemy.

That's it.

That's the microwave that

undercooked my breakfast burrito.

Your greatest enemy

is a microwave?

Uh. Yes.

I'd better buy this

so no one else can.

Do you take credit cards?

Sure thing, let me just

Oh, look at that.

Someone just bought

this sword online.

They're coming tomorrow

to pick it up.

Well, if I can't get

the sword myself,

I hope it's going to someone

trustworthy and pure of heart.

It's some guy named Ratar-O.

- Ratar-O?

- He's on the phone now.

[laughing menacingly]

Hello, Lion-O.

The second I get that sword,

I'm going to use it

to destroy you

and all the other ThunderCats.

[laughing maniacally]

Ugh, they must've done

somethin' real bad.

I'll tell you what they did.

They launched my precious

Sword of Plun-Darr

into space and now

it's lost forever.

[sobbing]

Uh, actually,

we found it again.

- [exclaims]

- But, uh then we broke it in half.

[gasps] You'll pay for this

Okay, it's time to close up

the shop.

Got it locked.

And double locked.

Got the laser grids.

Got the booby traps going.

Removing the weird guy.

Okay, the giant store-sized

metal armor is up.

And, lastly

one Wolo security guard.

Well, that's that.

No one but a master thief

could get that sword now.

I need to get that sword.

But stealing is bad.

But it's not bad if I have

someone steal it for me.

[phone ringing]

Hey, Lion-S.

Lion-O. How'd you get

this number?

It was on the thank you note

you sent me.

I know you've totally reformed

since the last time I saw you,

but I need you to help me

steal another sword.

Eh, I don't know. I don't

really steal swords anymore.

Oh. Please, Lion-S.

If we don't steal it first,

Ratar-O will get

the Blade of Revenge.

The Blade of Revenge?

The sword that lets you get

revenge on all your enemies?

Yeah. That's the one.

Eh, never heard of it.

But sure, I'll help you.

Great. Then meet me at

I'm coming for ya, baby.

[rock music playing]

Did she just hang up on me?

Hey, buddy.

Lion-S. Oh, thank you

so much for coming.

But, uh, did you hang up

on me?

Yeah, yeah.

Don't worry about it.

Now let me introduce you

to the rest of the crew.

Crew?

Can't have a heist

without a crew.

This is Punch-Borg.

Half man, half machine.

All punching.

Say hello to Fry Wire.

She's got electricity flowing

through her veins. Literally.

These are the Disguise Guys.

I don't see anyone.

That's cause ain't nobody

gonna see

[both] These guys.

And let's not forget,

Contortia.

She can twist and contort

into any tight space.

And, oh, boy, you're gonna love

Contortia's brother, Gibby.

What does Gibby do?

Eh, nothing really, but he

makes k*ller quesadillas.

And then

there's Wrencher, Cut-Face,

Sticky Fingers,

Snakey McBootie,

and of course, Quick Pick.

Hello.

Lion-S, should we really

involve all these other people?

Oh, don't worry.

There's honor amongst thieves.

Except for Quick Pick.

Quick Pick will stab you

in the back

and take all the loot

for himself

first chance he gets so do

not take your eyes off him.

Hot tea anyone? A spot of

oolong perhaps?

Okay.

- Sugar?

- Oh. Thank you.

Okay, everyone.

There's the guard.

You know the plan.

[all clamoring]

[all yelping]

Whoa. That really old Wolo

can fight.

Come on, he's distracted.

Let's go.

But what about the rest of

the crew?

I just brought them on

to take on the security guard.

[Snakey McBootie] Ah!

My little boot.

Ooh.

Okay. Now we just have to get

through all that metal armor.

Step aside, I've got this.

ThunderCats h*!

Let me just try one more thing.

ThunderCats h*!

One, one, one more thing.

This should work.

ThunderCats h*

Good show, chap. But I've got

something a bit more delicate.

Let's see here,

Cheetara Corporation,

Karnor Industries

Ah, here we go.

Swords n' Swords.

[beeps]

A-ha. We did it. As a team.

Okay, team.

I've seen these before

and I know exactly what to do.

Let me just

No need, I can handle this one.

Good idea.

We'll do it together.

[gasps]

[grunting]

[sighs]

Hup, hup, hup.

Easy.

[screaming]

- Toots.

- Oh, deary me.

I was about to turn those

off for you.

Whoo-hoo.

Great work, Quick Pick.

- Cheers, mate.

- Are you sure about Quick Pick?

So far he's been

incredibly nice,

and super helpful.

Those are red flags, Lion-O.

He's gonna try to take

the Blade of Revenge, trust me.

A-ha. The laser grids.

I've definitely got this one.

Ha. Hoo. Ha, ha.

Alley-oop.

Nice moves, Lion-O.

But watch out for Quick Pick.

Thanks, mate.

[Lion-O screams]

Pat on the back? More like

knife in the back.

Hey, look. The safe.

Oh, but I don't know how

to crack open a safe.

Now that's why

we got Quick Pick.

- Do your thing, buddy.

- Here I go then.

Just gonna crack open

this safe here

[humming]

Okay, Quick Pick will open up

this bad boy,

and then you'll tackle him

while I grab

the Blade of Revenge, okay?

Great idea.

A-ha.

[Lion-O] Now, Lion-S.

Get the sword.

I'm on it.

Yes.

Ha. I stopped you

from double crossing us

and taking the Blade

of Revenge.

You really think

I'd steal from you?

I'd never betray

a team member.

But Lion-S said you'd run off

with the sword

as soon as you go it.

Uh-oh.

- [panting]

- Lion-S.

Sorry, dude. Nothing personal,

stealing swords is just

in my blood.

Well, I take it personally.

And stopping sword thieves

is in my blood.

Thunder, thunder, thunder!

Thunder, thunder, thunder,

thunder, thunder!

Lion-O, you dummy.

Now we're all stuck in here

until the store re-opens.

I know that.

But I also know that stealing

is a slippery slope

and once you feel comfortable

stealing from your enemies,

it won't be long before

you feel comfortable

stealing from your friends too.

That's why I have to do

what's right.

Man, you're a doof.

But I kind of admire

your doofish code of honor.

So, what are we going to do for

the next six hours?

Fancy a little flute concert?

- Ooh.

- [flute music playing]

[laughs] It's sword time, baby.

Morning.

Ooh, come on.

Open this thing up. Let's go.

Out of the way.

Where's my beautiful sword?

Lion-O.

Have you come to steal my sword?

No. I'm actually here

to make sure you get it.

What? Lion-O,

you're just gonna give it to him?

I have to.

[laughs] Well then, ring me up,

my good clerk.

[laughs]

[sighs]

Blade of Revenge. I command you

to strike down Lion-O.

[laughing maniacally]

[laughs] Thunder,

Thunder, Thunder.

Revenge, Revenge, Revenge!

[gasps]

- [whimpers]

- This is for the Sword of Plun-Darr.

[sobs] Never forget.

[Lion-S] Hey, Rat-butt!

- Huh?

- Hands off my doofy friend.

[grunts]

Ha. You're gonna have

to do better than that.

Okay. How's this?

Cheerio.

Mother of Daggers!

[yelping]

Shrieking Scimitars!

[grunts]

Snake Sword!

[mumbling]

Yeah, I'm gonna be late

to lunch.

Big sword fight here

at the store.

I'd stop it, but technically

they're not doing

anything wrong.

Ow.

Hey, Ratar-O.

How about fighting the soul

of an ancient warrior?

- This one?

- Yeah.

The kiss of

Thundera. Goodbye.

[grunts]

[laughs] Yes.

Oh, cool. Did we win?

Heck yeah, we did.

And the best part is

no one's feelings got hurt.

Except for when

you betrayed me. Twice.

Twice? When was the other time?

When you hung up on me.

Oh, yeah.

Fools! As long as I possess

the Blade of Revenge

you cannot defeat me!

Any last words

before I destroy you?

Huh, Lion-O, I'm sorry, okay?

I shouldn't have tricked you

so I could take

the Blade of Revenge

for myself.

And I'm sorry I hung up

on you.

Aw, really?

All right, that's enough.

Say goodbye

Hold on a minute.

Uh, this credit card says

"Mumm-Ra" on it.

Sorry, sir, you can't buy this

sword with a stolen credit card.

No. The Blade of Revenge

is mine

and I'm not leaving until

- Security.

- [bell dings]

- No! [screaming]

- [thudding]

This means I can buy

this sword fair and square?

Awesome.

Wow, that's so cool.

So, so, cool.

Like, you own

the Blade of Revenge now.

Do you mind if I just,

like, borrow it?

Just to take a look?

Sure. I'm proud that you're

asking and not just taking.

That, my friend,

is called growth.

Whoo-hoo!

Guess you still

can't trust her, eh?

What are you talking about?

Lion-S asked to borrow it.

I'm sure

she'll return it eventually.

Besides, it's not like Lion-S

has anyone she wants

to get revenge on.

All right, Blade of Revenge,

let's do this.