01x23 - Ratar-O

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

[laughing cunningly]

Then, finally, Jackalman turns

the log around the other way,

and the ThunderCats run right off

the cliff, falling to their doom!

It's the perfect plan!

Any questions?

- [all exclaiming]

- Yes, Monkian.

Uh, for step five,

what if the ThunderCats

check the painted wall

and realize it's not a tunnel?

Why would they check it?

They're very dumb!

Are we sure about step 14 where

"Monkian disguises himself

as a Snarf,

"and Snarf

falls in love with him?"

Do you have a better idea

for kidnapping Snarf?

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

- Is it lunchtime?

- [knock at door]

Now what? ThunderCats?

How dare you trespass on

Hey, Slithe! You guys wanna

fight early today?

Do we What?

Every week you guys attack us.

You make a big plan, we fight,

we kick your butts, you know.

Can we get it over with?

'Cause we're

a little busy today.

The Berbils built a carnival!

With games and rides and food.

It sounds awesome.

We were hoping we could just

do the fight and be on our way.

This is an outrage!

You can't predict

when the Mutants will strike.

We're unpredictable!

[both] Nobody knows

what we'll do next!

Hey, stop that!

I'm warning you!

Biggledy boggledy zip zop zoop!

[groaning]

Mutants, attack!

Come here! Oh!

[groans]

[grunting]

- [groaning]

- Eat smoke, Jackal-butt!

[both exclaim]

[Vultureman] Huh?

[groans]

Ha-ha!

Got you, Vulture-Jerk!

[Vultureman groaning dizzily]

No, no, no! Please don't stomp!

[mutants groaning in pain]

[gulps]

[groans]

Thanks, guys!

Same time next week?

"Same time next week."

Stupid Ah!

We need a new plan!

Vultureman, go!

What if I invent

a shrinking ray?

Okay. And what do we shrink?

[tentatively] The Planet?

Shrink the whole planet!

[groans]

- We also live on the planet, doofus.

- [knocking at door]

Oh, great, they're back for

[rat-bots chanting] Ratar-O.

Ratar-O.

Ah! Ratar-O?

No one's seen him

since he was

defeated on Thundera!

- [rumbling]

- [all gasping]

Guess he's back.

- Inside! Now!

- [all shriek]

Uh, hey, Ratar-O.

Didn't think

we'd see you again.

Listen up, losers!

You've had chance after chance

to destroy

the last Thunderians,

and you've blown it!

I'm taking over this operation!

Hey! We don't have to

listen to you, Ratar-O!

You don't have the Sword

of Plun-Darr any more!

You mean this?

[in baby voice] My one true love!

[all] All hail Ratar-O!

How do we know

this isn't a trick?

[in menacing voice]

Does this look like a trick?

[straining]

Any more questions?

Hmm. Oh! How do we know

this isn't a trick?

That's a rock.

He knows what tricks are.

Listen, I think we got off

on the wrong

Quiet!

- Look at all these dumb plans!

- [sobbing]

There's a new boss

of the Mutants,

and there's only one plan

you need to know about.

Ratar-O

[in baby voice] And his

beautiful Sword of Plun-Darr

[in menacing voice]

Destroy the Thundercats!

[all] Sounds good.

Sword of Omens,

give me sight beyond sight!

[gasps]

By the ghost of Jaga,

I can't believe it.

They have a Boingy Bouncer!

We know, Lion-O.

We have a map.

Ooh! I wanna go on

the water slides!

I wanna ride the Berbil-coaster!

I wanna eat something

off a stick!

[indistinct shouting]

Oh. How are we gonna decide

what to do first?

Don't worry,

I'll make the plans.

I've got the Sword.

That means I decide what we do.

- He's right.

- That's how it works.

We're gonna

hit this carnival fast

and we're gonna hit it hard!

[carnival music playing]

[bell dinging]

[music continues]

[chewing noisily]

[all groaning]

Why did we eat

before every ride, Lion-O?

I feel sick!

I know it seems

like I made a bad plan,

but I have the sword,

so that's not possible.

[rumbling]

Um, I hope that's

not my stomach.

- [crashing]

- [Berbil] Oh!

Hooray! The ride got more fun!

ThunderCats!

Come meet your doom!

Gimme a second

[groaning]

Let me just

[groaning]

Hey, I know you!

You're the rat guy

Jaga told us about.

And you're the ThunderCats

that keep defeating my Mutants?

Pathetic.

Uh, they're not usually

this lethargic.

[all groaning]

Come on, ThunderCats!

- Tell him!

- [burps]

Quiet, fool!

Watch and learn

how a real Mutant

destroys his enemies!

[chuckling] What do you have

that the other Mutants don't?

Oh, just a

little thing called

The Sword of Plun-Darr!

The most

beautiful sword of all!

What? Jaga said

the Sword of Plun-Darr

was destroyed!

[chuckling nervously]

Big deal.

What good is a shiny stick

against the fury of

the ThunderCa

- [groans]

- Whoa!

That was pretty good.

Who else wants a piece

of the Sword of Plun-Darr?

Panthro! I must avenge you!

[groans]

Help me up, Wilykit!

[all straining]

Use your knees!

[sighs]

Wow! So close!

They're usually

much harder to defeat, I swear!

Okay, uh,

I know for a fact that

this one has super speed.

Ha-ha! [groans]

[groaning]

Ate too much.

What's the matter?

Afraid you're no match

for the Sword of Plun-Darr?

Maybe I'm not.

But the Sword of Omens is!

Thunder, thunder, thunder!

h*!

I probably

Should have

Skipped

The fried dough!

Hey, you can't do that!

Sure I can.

I can also do this!

- Aw, toots.

- Looks like I won

the biggest prize

at the carnival

- The ThunderCats!

- [rat-bots] Ratar-O! Ratar-O!

[ThunderCats groaning]

No thanks to you clowns.

We should have left them

at the carnival.

[in baby voice]

Isn't that right, Plundy?

[kissing and laughing]

But sir!

We mutants have been

loyal subjects, yes?

Do we not deserve some reward?

- We want a reward.

- Oh, yeah,

- we helped too.

- When's lunch?

You'll get a reward

as soon as you do

anything useful.

Now get out of the co-pilot's seat.

It's reserved for the only one

who helped me today

The Sword of Plun-Darr!

[in baby voice]

Make yourself comfortable.

It's a long trip

back to Planet Plun-Darr!

[laughs]

Oh, I can't believe

that Ratar-O!

Doesn't he know who I am?

You're Slithe.

Is this a trick question?

I wish that rat jerk had just

stayed exploded,

like we all thought he was!

[Cheetara] Tell me about it.

He shouldn't

treat you like that.

Quiet, prisoner!

You don't know

what you're talking about!

Yeah, Ratar-O has

the Sword of Plun-Darr,

that means he's in charge.

- He's right.

- That's how it works!

I know what it's like

to follow a dopey leader,

just because he's got

a fancy sword.

But if Lion-O ever

talked to me like that,

I'd mutiny! I'd mutiny so hard,

even if he does have

the Sword of Omens!

Which I don't. I lost it.

You're just trying to

make us look dumb

like you always do.

We all looked dumb today.

But we're not jerks.

We're your worst enemies.

Worsties for life.

Uh

Yeah. Let's get that Rat-Jerk!

Worsties for life ♪

Since we're carrying

extra weight,

I might even throw somebody

overboard to save fuel! [laughs]

- [Lion-O] Hey Rat-butt!

- [Ratar-O] Huh? A mutiny?

Looks like your mutant buddies

just switched sides!

You traitors.

You can't do this to me.

I have the Sword of Plun-Darr.

What was that you said about

throwing somebody overboard?

Doesn't sound like a bad idea.

Jackalman,

hit the eject button.

- You got it.

- No.

No! Plundy! No!

[breathing heavily]

You'll pay for this, clowns!

Rat-bots, attack!

ThunderCats and Mutants h*!

[rat-bots] Ratar-O.

Ratar-O. Ratar-O.

Ratar-O.

[gasps]

[rat-bots] Ratar-O. Ratar-O.

[Slithe groaning]

Figures, I team up

with the ThunderCats

on the first day

that they lose!

That's the trick to

being a ThunderCat,

we don't know when we've lost.

[chuckles] Missed me.

[laughs cunningly]

Say goodbye.

Huh? What?

[screams]

[all cheering]

[all screaming]

[all straining]

[all gasping]

Phew, that's better.

So much easier to breathe

now that we're in space.

Yep. That's how it works.

You ThunderCats

and traitorous mutants

will pay for what you've done!

- [growls]

- Sorry, Ratar-O.

Third Earth may have been

big enough for all of us

But outer space isn't!

[Ratar-O screaming] No!

[all cheering]

[Lion-O] All right!

Now, who knows

how to land this thing?

Bye, Mutants.

See you next week.

See you next week

When we destroy you!

[laughs]

[winces] Ooh. Ow.

Good job turning the Mutants

on Ratar-O like that.

How'd you come up with

all that crazy stuff about

how you'd mutiny

if I was ever a jerk?

[laughing]

[in menacing voice]

I'd tear you into pieces.

Ooh, my sword.

Wouldn't want to lose that.

Heh, gotta keep track of

your magic swords.

Ooh. I gotta get me one of those.

[cackles cunningly]