01x16 - Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

[laughing]

Nice try, ThunderCats.

But you cannot defeat Mumm-Ra,

the Ever-Living!

This Blasnab orb gives me

untold power.

Yeah?

How about this Lion-O?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah!

Got him!

[screams] No! [grunts]

[laughs]

Later, Bumm-Ra!

[all laugh]

Fools! I'll defeat you all!

[narrator reading]

The staff of Secrumb

makes me invincible!

[all scream]

- Pretty cool stick, Mumm-Ra.

- [Mumm-Ra] What?

But I think mine's better.

No!

[all laugh]

No matter.

I have plans within plans.

[laughs, groans]

[narrator reading]

The crown of the Abyss King

can never be defeated.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Abyss this Mumm-Ra!

[screams] No!

Whoa! [coughs]

[narrator reading]

Sheesh! This old mummy

needs a break.

- [music plays]

- [sighs in relief]

Huh?

- [all laugh]

- Hey! That was a normal tape-player.

Oh, well, something in here

must be making him big.

- Oh, yes. Smash it up.

- All right.

Huh? Stop that!

Huh?

[gasps]

[gasps]

[shrieks]

You are not getting

the vase of perpetual Whoa!

Aw! Mummy toots. [groans]

[all laugh]

Hey, guys, who am I?

Oh, no! I broke my pretty vase

and now I'm a skeleton again.

[all laugh]

- [grumbles]

- Look at me.

I'm Mumm-Ra and I'm terrible

at taking over the world.

Hey, I'm Mumm-Ra.

My body's made of old toilet paper.

Ooh, I'm Mumm-Ra,

and I look like an ugly baby.

I'm Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living.

- [all laugh]

- Amazing.

Okay, everyone, who am I?

Curse you, ThunderCats.

- Uh The Berbils?

- What? No! I'm Mumm-Ra.

That was obviously Mumm-Ra.

Don't worry, Tygra, not

everyone's cut out to be funny.

Except for you guys.

You are all cut out to be funny.

[meowing]

- Oh, that's the best one. Classic Mumm-Ra.

- [all laugh]

Oh!

How dare those mangy

ThunderCats insult Mumm-Ra!

Those impressions

sound nothing like me. Mmm.

What's this?

Eh.

[Ancient Spirit] You have awakened

the Ancient Spirits of Evil!

Mumm-Ra!

Why have you left us unplugged for so long?

Wait. You guys have

just been unplugged?

I thought you abandoned me.

No. You unplugged us,

like, a million years ago.

And it looks like you're doing

really great without us.

I mean, how many times have the

ThunderCats defeated you this week?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Now I don't have to rely on some

dumb artifact to give me powers.

You guys can do it for me.

And make me into Mumm-Ra,

the Ever-Living! [echoes]

Um please?

You have forgotten

the incantation.

Oh, right. Um

Uh, uh

We don't have time for this.

Just read the runes.

I was about to remember myself.

Ancient Spirits of Evil,

transform this decayed form

to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!

[laughs]

I have my strength at last!

Not just your strength. Our

magic grants you many powers.

- Behold!

- [gasps]

Dream-mastering. Soul-capturing.

Mind-control.

Wow. I can do

all kinds of great stuff.

All right, ThunderCats. You

like doing impressions of me?

Well, get ready for an

impression you'll never forget.

[evil laugh]

- [thunder rumbles]

- [all laugh]

Remember when you guys were like,

"I'm Mumm-Ra. Blah, blah, blah, blah."

That was so funny.

[all laugh]

Oh, guys, remember

when I said, "I'm Mumm-Ra!

This is what

my voice sounds like."

Well, [sighs] I think

it's time for bed.

Already? [laughs sheepishly]

Okay, then.

[yawns] I'm so sleepy.

My head's all fuzzy.

Get some rest.

[yawns] I'll see you in the

[thunder rumbles]

[yawns]

Huh?

Greetings, Panthro.

Who Who are you?

What're you doing in my garage?

I thought

you liked impressions.

How about this one?

I'm Panthro.

I'm a horrible inventor.

And horrible inventors

make horrific inventions!

[evil laughter]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[gasps]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[groaning]

Greetings, I'm Cheetara.

I think I'm so fast.

But we'll see about that.

Tag, you're it.

Wait.

- See you later.

- Whoa!

- Can't keep up?

- Oh, no, you don't.

Come on, you're close.

Almost got me. Up high!

[yells] Huh? [screams]

[groans] Burrito time.

Mmm.

I know there's another burrito

in here somewhere.

You mean this burrito?

What Hey! That's mine.

Oh, I'm sorry. Here, why

don't you have it back?

Hey, wait

Oh, no, no, no

[muffled speaking]

I'm gonna

beat your high score.

No, you're not.

Yeah, I am.

Oh, look, I'm WilyKat.

I'm such a lousy player.

I couldn't hit the triangular

side of a pyramid.

That's not true.

And I'm WilyKit.

I'm a little baby

who probably wears diapers.

I'm not a baby.

Game over, ThunderBrats.

[both screaming]

- [both screaming]

- Get us out of here.

[spits]

[gasps]

Hi. I'm Tygra. I like chores.

Uh, is that supposed to be me?

I don't sound like that.

Sure, you do. That's exactly

what you sound like.

- Get in the sack.

- [groans]

[meowing]

[all groaning]

[groans] I dreamt I got

swallowed by a burrito.

It was terrible.

But also amazing.

[groans]

Wait. Where are we?

See, ThunderDopes?

That's how you do impressions.

With evil magic.

That's great, Mumm-Ra.

Just hand over the evil artifact

you're using so I can smash it.

You pitiable buffoon.

I don't need artifacts anymore.

The Ancient Spirits

of Evil are awake.

And they give me

whatever I want.

Now, I am going

to take a little stroll

and think of some

fun new ways to torment you.

Stay put. [evil laugh]

Oh, man! I can't believe

Mumm-Ra finally won.

He used our own hilarity against us.

What a jerk!

And now we're gonna

get tormented. [groans]

This is not cool.

No, Mumm-Ra didn't win.

Mumm-Ra cheated.

Because he used evil spirits?

Because impressions are supposed

to be for fun, not for evil.

Impressions are a neat trick you

do to make your friends laugh.

Unless you're Tygra,

and you're terrible at them.

I went to a thespian academy.

Plus, our impressions were great.

Except for Tygra's.

You're right, Lion-O.

We're great

and Mumm-Ra stinks.

Hey, guys. Who am I?

I'm Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Losing.

[all laugh]

Mumm-Ra, you're back.

Did you defeat the ThunderCats?

Oh, they think I'm Mumm-Ra.

Ooh, I have an idea.

[clears throat]

Hey, Ancient Spirits of Evil,

can I have my powers back?

Come on, Mumm-Ra.

Did you already forget the incantation?

It's "Ancient Spirits of Evil,

transform this decayed form

to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living."

How hard is that to remember?

Oh, yeah, sorry.

I got uh

I got mummy brain.

Anyways,

Ancient Spirits of Evil,

transform this decayed form

to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living.

Oh! Awesome!

Oh, wow! Let us try.

[all] Ancient Spirits of Evil,

transform this decayed form

to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living.

Yes!

Ancient Spirits

of Evil, transform

Wait a second. Who is that?

Did someone

let a Berbil in here?

Are you kidding me? Why does everyone

think I sound like a Berbil?

I thought I heard a Berbil.

Get out, you dumb robot bear.

Ooh, oh, uh-oh.

[meowing]

Oh, my mummy-wipes.

ThunderCats h*!

Look at me, I'm Mumm-Ra.

I'm getting my big dumb

self pounded into a wall.

- [groans]

- No. I'm Mumm-Ra.

- I get dizzy real easy.

- [screams]

- [groans]

- I'm Mumm-Ra.

I think eating burritos

are gross.

But I sure love eating dirt.

- Mmm. [laughs]

- [gags]

[retches]

Now I remember

why I unplugged you.

You guys are total dum-dums.

[WilyKit] Look, I'm Mumm-Ra.

I take showers

with cauldron goo. [grunts]

[screams]

Hey, I need that goo.

[grunts]

I'm Mumm-Ra.

And I'm about to get wrecked.

Are you 100% certain you're

not trying to do a Berbil?

- [grunts]

- Oh! [groans]

All right, I give up.

You win this one,

ThunderDorks.

- [all] Oh, yeah!

- What an embarrassing day.

Oh, wait. That's Mumm-Ra.

We can tell because

he lost to the ThunderCats.

[Mumm-Ra groans]

Good job, Thundies.

Now let's stop doing Mumm-Ra

impressions and go home.

Ooh, ooh. I got one more.

[clears throat]

I'm Mumm-Ra.

I forgot how

my own statues work.

[coughs]

[all laugh]

Good one, Tygra.

Come on, everyone.

- [all laugh]

- Hey, hey, guys. I can't fly!

[sighs] Oh, man!

Guess I'll just [exhales]

walk home.

[farts]