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01x14 - Dr. Dometome

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "ThunderCats Roar". Aired: February 22 – December 5, 2020.*
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Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, WilyKit and WilyKat barely escape the sudden destruction of their homeworld, Thundera, only to crash-land on the mysterious and exotic planet of Third Earth.

01x14 - Dr. Dometome

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[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

All right, everybody, you ready

for an extra-special assignment?

- [all exclaim]

- Is that a map of Third Earth?

That's right, Lion-O.

A world both strange

and alien to us.

[Tygra] We've met some people

in these green areas,

but we know nothing about

these gray parts.

- So, we're gonna split up,

- [beeping]

and take different sections

of the map,

and introduce ourselves

to our new neighbors.

And remember, we wanna

make friends.

So, we'll have to be

good ambassadors.

You heard him, Thundies!

Let's go ambassador some people

right in their faces!

- Thunder, Thunder, ThunderCats

- Hold on, Lion-O.

If you run in sword first,

you could start a w*r.

Ah! Give it a rest, Tygra. I have a near-perfect

record with not starting wars.

Uh-huh.

And on account of that, I want

you to explore the beach.

And just remember,

if you meet anyone,

use your words.

And, generally, do the opposite

of what you normally do.

[scoffs] Whatever, Tygra.

Give me five minutes

and I'll make allies

of everyone on that beach.

Wait a second! There isn't

anyone on this beach!

[grunts] Tygra wouldn't have

given me busy work, would he?

Uh-huh.

You're right, Snarf,

he wouldn't.

Whoa! That's it, Snarf.

Tygra must have wanted me

to meet everyone

under the water.

Hey, hello, crab, I'm Lion-O,

Lord of the Huh?

Hey! Get back here and let me

ambassador you.

- [water splashes]

- [Lion-O grunting]

[muffled] I just

want to say hello!

- [Snarf meowing]

- [crab panting]

- Found you!

- [crab whimpers]

- Found you!

- [crab exclaims]

- [laughs]

- What in the heck is this thing?

- [thuds]

- Found you!

[both yell]

[Lion-O grunts]

Aye! Think you can beat me in an arm

wrestle, eh, caveman? I'll show you.

All right, Moleman, get ready, I'm

going to serve the ball to ya.

- And

- Out.

Good first try, Moleman.

Great job, giant. That is exactly

how you make your face look stupid.

[water draining]

Woof! Your water

pressure's terrible.

[sighs] Now, speaking of water,

- I should check in on Lion-O.

- [phone beeps]

- [phone ringing]

- [Lion-O grunts]

Uh-oh.

Hey, Lion-O, how's it going

at the beach?

Uh, uh, the-the beach?

[hesitating] Yeah, oh,

it's great. Sand everywhere.

[imitates signal break-up]

Sorry, you're Shh Breaking up

Shh Tygra. I can't hear ya.

I know you're just making

those sounds, Lion-O.

Just remember what I said. Use

your words and do the opposite.

- [signal beeps]

- Phew. Anyways,

let's get started

on this infrastructure problem.

Phew! Crisis averted.

- [grunting]

- [thudding]

Hmm?

What the heck? We were gone

for, like, five minutes.

Where did all the water go?

What happened to the plug?

[gasps]

Someone to ambassador.

Hi, there, tiny man. I'm Lion-O,

Lord of the ThunderCats,

and I'm here to ambassador

everyone at the beach.

- Put her there!

- Pay attention, nitwit.

Everyone at the beach just got

sucked down that drain hole.

And now, it's up to me

and my robot son, Hercules,

to get down there and fix it.

I am the great Dr. Dometone,

after all.

[Dr. Dometone] Now, dive!

I don't know how we're going

to do it, Hercules,

- but we'll find a way to undo this damage.

- [presses button]

Sounds great. What's my job?

[exclaims]

What are you doing here?

Well, since I'm the one

who pulled the plug,

I'd be a pretty bad ambassador

not to come help fix things.

What? You pulled the plug?

No, of course, a nitwit like

you would do something so

Keep diving, Hercules.

Any minute now, we should be

at the bottom of the

- What?

- [all exclaim]

[Lion-O] It's a whole

underground city.

- This doesn't make any sense.

- [pulls lever]

[Lion-O] Why aren't we upside

down anymore?

Who are these weird

mushroom people?

- Help us!

- Hmm.

Brother, you're soaked.

Why are they all wet?

And what are they

so upset about?

We're trapped.

It's almost like all of this

water isn't supposed to be here.

Oh, toots!

I flooded their city.

Which is really

bad ambassadoring.

My socks are all wet.

We'll get you new socks.

My baby's all wet.

We'll get you a new

Uh, we'll dry your baby.

- Everybody, stay calm.

- Oh, he looks important.

People, please. I know that we're

all upset about the flood,

but it doesn't do us any good

to blame one another.

My papi floated away

on a fungus.

Your papi was a fungus.

Now, listen, we need to work

together if we want to get

Moldtropolis back to normal.

He definitely seems

like the guy to talk to.

You're quite right, Lion-O,

but let me do all of the talking.

You've done

enough harm already.

[sighs] Oh, I could do

way more harm.

Hmm, I mean, in a good way.

Excuse me, good sir. Perhaps,

we could be of some help.

We are visitors to this place

and mean you no harm.

Cool. [chuckles]

I'm Sportimer Fungustis,

the mayor of the Moldians.

I believe I can find a solution

to your flooding.

These are my companions.

- Hey, what's up?

- [Dr. Dometone grunts]

Did you say, "What's up?"

[chuckles nervously] Uh, yes, yes.

It's just an expression of greeting

where we come from.

Uh, but you can just ignore

The ground, obviously.

- Pardon?

- The answer to his question,

"What's up?" The ground is up.

[laughs] No, the ground

is down.

The sky is up.

Lion-O.

[chuckles nervously]

You are mistaken.

The sky is down.

Uh, what sky? You mean,

this sky right up here?

Up, above us!

[meowing]

Snarf, I'm just trying to help.

This mayor has got

it all upside down.

No! You're the one who's got it

downside up.

- Oh, yeah!

- Yeah!

And if you keep at it, I'm gonna

bury you six feet above ground.

Everybody, just calm down here.

I think I know what's going on.

You see, the Earth is a ball.

We live here,

on the outer crust.

But when we travel into the

hollow center of the planet,

our orientation reversed.

- No, you're dumb.

- No, you're dumb.

- You're dumb.

- You're dumb.

- [signal buzzes]

- Well, you're a moldy toast baby.

Well, at least, this baby knows the

difference between up and down.

This guy's not making

any sense.

When I pulled the plug, all

the water went down the drain

- and flooded their city!

- [echoing] City. City.

[Mayor Fungustis] Did you

say you flooded our city?

Prepare to launch the nitwits

into the great sky ball!

- [all] Sky ball! Sky ball!

- But, hey, I didn't start a w*r!

This is much worse!

Well, at least,

Tygra won't know I messed up.

He'll just think I mysteriously

disappeared forever.

[phone ringing]

- Oh, toots!

- Hey, there, Lion-O.

Sorry, to be a worry wart, but, I'm just

checking in, making sure everything's good

- down there at the beach.

- Yes.

I just met a seagull.

Really? 'Cause it kind of doesn't

look like you're at the beach.

[yelling] He isn't!

And the beach is gone!

And we're all doomed!

Oops, uh-oh. You're breaking up, Tygra.

[grunts]

- Lion-O, come on.

- [Lion-O] I can't hear you!

- [Lion-O imitating signal breaking]

- Just remember what I said.

Well, his day's going better

than mine. Anyways,

plumbing is easy.

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

- [grunts]

- Oh, thunder toots.

It's the end

of the line for you.

What was it that Tygra said?

Use your words.

Do the opposite of what

you normally do.

Use your words.

Do the opposite.

By Jaga's beard.

Rednuht.

Do the opposite.

- [all chanting]

- Rednuht, rednuht, rednuht.

What are you

[dramatic music plays]

[beeping]

[blasting]

- [Lion-O grunts]

- This means w*r!

[Lion-O] Let's get out

of here, Hercules.

- [chuckles]

- Get them.

Lion-O, where are we going?

- To the reverse plug.

- The what?

It's like Tygra said, I need to

do the opposite of what I did.

So, pulling the reverse plug,

will unflood the city.

- Who's Tygra?

- [b*mb exploding]

Uh-oh.

Get ready, Hercules, on your right.

Now on your left.

On your right, again.

- Whoa!

- We'll get you for this.

[engines rev]

[screaming]

These guys can't take a hint.

- [firing continues]

- Time to dive, Hercules.

[Lion-O] Whoa!

[chuckles]

That'll teach them!

Never mind!

[suspenseful music playing]

[blades clinking]

[blade clanging]

It's too dark down here.

Turn on the lights, Snarf.

Hurray! Looks like

the reverse plug!

Oh, you've got

to be kidding me.

I'm gonna pull it.

[suspenseful music playing]

[exclaims]

[grunts]

[water gushing]

[Lion-O laughing]

[grunts]

Huzzah! The victory is ours.

[water gushing]

You still got it, man.

Nice work. You've really gotten good

at not getting hit in the head.

- And I win.

- Ooh!

I think it must just

have a clog. Huh.

[grunts]

Whoo-hoo! Looks like we saved

the ocean and stopped a w*r.

Yes, Lion-O, you're quite

the gem of an ambassador.

Can I get that in writing?

[Lion-O] And so, even though,

I didn't get it in writing,

I still saved the mushroom people

in the center of the Earth.

Lion-O, I know the beach was boring,

but you don't have to come up

with a whole fake story.

- But, Tygra, it all really happened!

- Right.

Okay, so who did everybody

else meet?

I taught a Moleman

how to play ping pong.

- I beat a caveman in an arm wrestle.

- We made faces with a giant.

Yeah, and he was,

like, "nah, nah, nah."

Well, if everyone's gonna make stuff

up, this meeting is canceled.

[all laughing]