01x10 - The Horror of Hook Mountain

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music]

- Their planet exploded ♪

- [chorus] Thunder ThunderCats! ♪

- They crashed on Third Earth ♪

- Thunder, thunder crash! ♪

- Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪

- Mummies, mutants ♪

- And make some new friends ♪

- Unicorns, robots ♪

Built a big base with a cat-shaped face

and now they're ready to go! ♪

There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra,

Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪

[chorus] He's a brand-new Lord

with a magic sword! ♪

It's thunder Thunder, thunder

ThunderCats Roar! ♪

Come on, Tygra.

What's the lesson today?

Climbing prowess?

[grunts] Proper snow manners?

- Tell me. Whoa!

- [Tygra] Behold, Lion-O.

The majestic and terrifying

beauty of Hook Mountain.

That's super creepy

and super cool!

Cool indeed.

This remote and harsh landscape

can reach temperatures

as low as 300 degrees

below zero.

Good thing we got our booties!

- [blowing raspberries]

- And that's not all.

It is home to such perils

as super avalanches,

trick snowfalls

[screaming]

and lethal,

stabby ice canyons.

[screaming]

Sheesh! This mountain

is a little much.

Sure is, Lion-O.

Here, one won't get far

without a team they trust.

Which makes it the perfect

place for today's lesson.

[whimpering]

A lesson in stab canyons?

A lesson in trust, Lion-O.

Oh, right, right,

right, right.

Let's do it!

I'm gonna nail trust.

Good. Now, to be

a good leader,

- you must trust those around you.

- Got it.

So first,

we'll try a trust fall.

You'll fall backwards

towards me and I'll

[Lion-O] I don't got it.

[yapping]

I'm ready, Tygra!

Uh, Lion-O

I trust you!

[screaming]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

- [continues screaming]

- [whimpering]

[yapping]

- [whimpering]

- [screaming]

[panting]

[continues screaming]

[whimpering]

- [Tygra groans]

- Oh, gosh!

Trust totally rules!

Ahhh! What's in my eye?

Is it a stab canyon?

- It's just a snowflake, Lion-O. [blows]

- [thunder rumbling]

Uh, we should go home.

Looks like a storm's coming.

The other cats

are probably worried.

[man on TV] But the wholegrain loaf will

be where the rubber meets the road

They just bake?

For 261 glorious episodes.

- Cheesy cr*cker? No?

- [Thunderkittens groaning]

But, Tygra,

we're working on leader stuff.

And I "trust" that as long

as you and I stick together,

and there aren't

any stab canyons,

we'll be just fine.

Now, let's get up there.

Whoo-hoo! You'll see.

Everything's gonna be

- [wind howling]

- terrible.

I probably should've worn

more than just a dumb cape.

Lion-O, we need to find shelter.

A fine idea.

But, whoa, lookit!

I don't know.

Wooden shacks can carry

deadly mega-termites

And stinky smells.

Hmm. That is true, Tygra.

But I trust

we'll make the best of it.

Trust grappling hook.

h*!

Uh, Lion-O. Wait!

Lion-O, don't!

- [knocking]

- [both grunt]

Why didn't you use

the claw line

when we were

climbing the mountain?

[mumbling] I don't know.

- [both] Ooh!

- [Lion-O] It's empty.

Hey! Super-snuggly rug alert.

[snoring]

Uh, it's probably a bad idea,

but I am pretty tired.

Okay, I guess I'm just gonna

sleep in this weird bed now.

[snoring]

[wind howling]

[gasps]

[whimpering]

[in sing-song] One, two,

good morning to you.

What? What?

Have you been hovering there

watching us sleep all night?

[laughs] Well,

don't be silly, silly.

I was in my chair

watching you sleep all night.

[chair creaking]

[snarls]

Oh, my gosh!

Easy, little guy.

He's just a strange boy who

slept in our bed last night.

Wait a minute.

Is that cat your

Friend? He is.

I'm Snowman and

this is Snowmeow.

[snarling]

Sorry if we startled you.

We just don't get many

visitors around here.

We love to people-watch.

We'll watch people

do anything.

Sleep, eat, sweat.

[chuckles nervously]

Well, uh, hello to you both.

[clears throat]

My name's Tygra.

Well, hello, Tygra.

You must be starving.

I'll make some breakfast.

[Lion-o snoring]

- Lion-O, wake up.

- [farts]

Tygra, I trust you slept well?

We've got to go! The thing

that lives here is home.

I'm excited to meet it!

Engage trust!

- [sizzling]

- Greetings, kind host.

I'm Lion-O.

Lord of the ThunderCats.

Well, hello, Lion-O.

[both laughing]

- [Lion-O gasps]

- [chattering]

By Thundera, you're naked!

Let's get

some clothes on that.

[both laughing]

Uh, I hate to run so soon,

but, uh, we should

really go now, Lion-O.

The skies are clear and I'm sure

the other ThunderCats are

[both gasp]

[Snowman] You're not

going anywhere.

Not safe.

The SparkleMa will get you.

The SparkleMa?

The SparkleMa.

[whining]

- Old creature. Ancient creature.

- [wind howling]

What reigns over the cold,

white slopes of Hook Mountain.

She comes when the snow does,

up from where she sleeps.

She drapes that tongue

across the fresh snow

like a blanket

and whence camouflaged,

ready to pull

any that dare pass

down into her wretched mouth.

[both gulp]

- [Snowman sobs]

- [steam hissing]

Oh! Oopise-boopsie.

Bacon's burnin'.

Boy, you guys

are gonna love this.

We got fresh

pterodactyl bacon

Lion-O, we need

to get out of here.

Use the Sword of Omens

to call the others for help.

But then the others will come

and be eaten by the SparkleMa.

No, no, no, no.

Don't you get it?

There's nothing out there

because the SparkleMa

isn't real.

Snowman just

made it up to keep us here.

'Cause of the SparkleMa, who

is totally real I might add.

I don't know what his plan is,

but I'm sure it's terrible.

Hmm. It does seem suspicious.

But a good leader

trusts, right?

So I'll trust

everything Snowman says.

Lion-O, the lesson

wasn't to blindly trust.

Sorry, Tygra.

I see your thunder lips moving

but all I hear is,

"Bacon, bacon!"

Smells incredible,

blizzard buddy.

[both laughing]

[Snowmeow chattering]

It's fine.

I'm sure the other cats

are out there

looking for us right now.

- [all snoring]

- [man on TV] In a tragic turn of events,

- Barbara's bundt cake has deflated.

- [timer dings]

Oh, rookie mistake, Barb.

Am I right?

Right? [laughs]

[Tygra] Three hundred seventy

five unbearable minutes

and still no clue as to what horrific

plans Snowman ultimately has for us.

Yay, kitties.

Play, play! [laughing]

Play!

[Tygra] That's it. Snowman

wants us as his pets.

I must reach the ThunderCats!

Uh, hey, guys. [chuckles]

Can I play with you?

Aw, heck yeah.

What do you wanna play?

How about

Thunderian Picture Guess?

I'll draw first, you guess.

Oh, you know Well,

it can't be because

Uh, electric kittie stick.

The SparkleMa.

- Lightning purr shovel.

- The SparkleMa.

[meowing]

Pew, pew, pew,

meow, tool noise?

The SparkleMa.

Wait. I've got it.

Thunder, thunder, thunder,

ThunderCats h*!

[man on TV] And a minced

meat pudding takes the day.

Lion-O needs our help!

Let's move.

All right. The show was

making my dreams boring.

- Look at those pies.

- Panthro!

Right. Right. Hero stuff.

[yells]

[Lion-o] What the hay, Tygra?

You tricked me into activating

the Sword of Omens.

What about trust?

I've been trying to tell you, Lion-O,

you can't literally

trust everyone and everything.

Snowman is lying

to keep us here as his pets.

Oh, baloney!

Snowman is our friend.

Lion-O, Tygra, are you in there?

- [gasps]

- Hey, Cheetara!

See, Lion-O,

no SparkleMa. It was

[creatures chittering]

The SparkleMa.

Snowman, I know some of us

haven't been

very trusty today

[groans]

But I am your friend

and you have to let me out,

so I can save

my other friends.

[sighs] Goodbye, sweet friend.

All right, everybody.

Get ready!

[Lion-o] Not so fast,

you eight-legged jerks!

You can't take us

without a fight!

[both] Sweet poses!

[chuckles] Thanks.

Now, ThunderCats h*!

- [Panthro] Wait. Lion-O?

- [Cheetara] Where are you going?

Hey, ugly, eat stick!

[grunting]

I'm missing my show for this?

It's the series finale!

[exclaiming]

[grunting]

I apologize for not thinking

you were real,

but that's no excuse

to be so rude.

- [grunting]

- [creature chittering]

[grunts] Whoa!

Too slow, bug breath.

I got him, WilyKat.

- Whoa, whoa!

- Careful, WilyKit.

[both] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[both screaming]

No! Not crab cakes.

Can't catch me!

Huh? [grunts] Stupid snow.

- Uh-oh.

- [creatures chittering]

I said, stay back!

Ha-ha! Whoa!

[grunts]

Lion-O, where are you?

[Lion-O] Hey, Tygra!

Over here!

[birds yapping]

How about a

Trust fall! [screaming]

But, Lion-O, I can't catch you.

- [continues screaming]

- [both] Whoa!

What's he doing?

[yapping]

[continues screaming]

How long is this gonna take?

Whoo-hoo! Whee! Hey!

h*-h*! Whoo-hoo!

We did it!

Lookin' super

out there, everyone.

Some really sharp moves.

Hold on, there were

five spiders.

Oh, no! Look!

[purring]

[chittering]

Move it, Snarf!

[Snowmeow chattering]

Blizzard buddy!

- [creature grunting]

- [thuds]

[all] Ugh!

Yeesh, stab canyon.

Well, I still say

you can't trust everyone,

but I should've trusted

Snowman about the SparkleMa.

But think, Tygra,

by not trusting anyone

and screwing up so badly,

you ultimately taught everyone

how important trust really is.

Now, come on over, Snowman,

the SparkleMa

has been defeated.

Huh? Oh, uh, those

weren't the SparkleMa.

[rumbling]

[all screaming]

[Snowman]

This is the SparkleMa!

[Lion-O] Uh, a little stinky,

but, uh, I don't know, not bad.

- [Snowman] Who wants to play Picture Guess?

- [all] Me!

- [Lion-o] Oh, yeah.

- [Tygra] Why not?